#A clown.

[living-in-the-state-of-dreaming]

So it's officially the beginning of Xavier's Birthday event but;;;;unfortunately I will not be pulling for his birthday card because there is no freaking way that I am missing out on getting Sylus's myth whenever it comes out DESPITE how much I want to pull on Xavier's card! ;_; I am a very sad bean. I am so sorry Xavier.

@janumun Faa my friend you get him for me if you're pulling for him and if you are I wish you the best of luck; because again I am not touching any of my pulls. I am hoarding every one of them while sobbing mental tears like a squirrel with nuts before winter.

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[shitarou]

Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

[clownmoder]

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[sabertoothwalrus]

somethin I've noticed

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[bisexualvader]

[huyandere]

i love one piece so much

[blackshvck]

Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

[passionpeachy]

a clown and her rescue balloon dogs

[vaspider]

I cannot stress enough how important it is that whatever you think of anything else, Trump Cannot Be President Again.

The "rip apart democracy and install an autocrat" group was not Ready for him in 2016. They didn't think he'd win.

They're ready now. They're teeing up for a second Trump president. Whatever your favorite current Thing, it would be worse under Trump, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they're going to try to make sure that they stay in power forever, by any means necessary.

SCOTUS basically just said, "If Trump sends the Army in to murder protestors, that's okay. If Trump assassinates a political rival with the armed forces of which he is the Commander In Chief, that's an official act, and there's no recourse."

Anything he can even vaguely justify as "an official act" - including installing people in the Justice Department to support his coup, including pressuring his VP to support his coup - is no longer a crime.

This isn't just me saying this, btw. Here's Robert Reich, lifelong public servant (and yes, dad of @samreich, since I know what's important to y'all):

Finally, the Republican-appointed justices have given a dangerous amount of discretion to presidents — broad enough, as Justice Sonia Sotomayor noted in her dissent, to protect presidents from prosecution for bribes and assassinations. A president already has the authority under the Insurrection Act to order troops into American streets. After today’s ruling, those troops would be under the command of a person who would almost certainly enjoy absolute immunity for the orders he gives them.

This is unbelievably terrifying.

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is