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solradguy · 1 year

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Johnny Guilty Gear Strive is not a single day under 37 years old. "Age: Unknown" my ass. Face of a man whose frequent all-nighters in his 20s finally caught up with him. I understand, Johnny, I empathize...

#Photopost #Beard Johnny is awakening something in me...#Jk Johnny's always been a babe. Putting a beard on him's like garnishing a good steak #And like any juicy rare steak worth it's weight I will pick him up with both hands and tear him apart betwixt my jaws like an animal #The power went out and there's so much red and bright blue lightning outside it's like an alien planet. My phone is at 50%#The wind was blowing apples off the tree in the backyard and they were bouncing off the roof haha #Tomorrow I need to go see if it knocked down any of the ripe red ones from its apex... They're small but they're delicious #Tree had so many apples this year a big branch snapped from their weight. Bees'll be happy though when the apples fall and rot #Anyway I think Johnny mostly bottoms for men and less so for women but for Johnny/Sol... well... ;^)#I've imagined that Sol only bottoms if his partner can kick his ass #Lmao this took a turn. Bored and stoned. No internet and no lights to even read by. Unfiltered Sol Radguy after dark thoughts #Suggestive cw #Drugs cw

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claremikas · 5 months

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"oh but youko and keiki's dynamic is ass compared to the other two kirin and king dynamics we have"

you fool. you absolute buffoon. those two are more intriguing to you because you get the kirin perspective and not the king one. youko is keiki's second liege and the first one developed an unhealthy obsession with him that almost ended up killing him of course he's going to keep his distance. plus the "rebellious teen daughter and mother hen" thing they've got going on is too good for you to hate on it

#AND THE ONE TIME WE DO GET KEIKI'S PERSPECTIVE IT'S REALLY FASCINATING #is it a bit undercooked? perhaps but I like my steak medium rare anyway so #the twelve kingdoms #twelve kingdoms #juuni kokki #juuni kokuki #youko nakajima

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species-dysphoria-culture-is · 5 months

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carnivore sdc is being disappointed when the raw meat looks so delicious and you remember humans can't eat raw meat

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#carnivore sdc #they can eat meat thats mostly raw i think ! like blue rare steak !#but most raw meats i do not think so unfortunately :(#sdc #species dysphoria

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lesvegas · 9 months

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#food #polls #tumblr polls #steak #i prefer mine medium rare to medium #as long as theres some pink and its rested i cant comlain #anyway i just had some of the best steak ever at my moms so i got beef on the mind

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peachdues · 5 months

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The hardest thing about being a former vegetarian is that most meat still grosses me out, so there are only certain kinds that I can eat.

But my dad does all the cooking, so there are several nights where he makes meat that makes me physically ill to eat, but I feel horrible saying anything because I don’t want to hurt this feelings, so I keep quiet

#bit into a piece of med-rare steak and it was a little stringy and almost threw up #steak is my nemesis I just can’t #I am no longer hungry tho so I guess a slay for me getting skinny

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masqueradeofatlas · 5 months

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WHO IS ATLAS?

HE’S LOOKING OUT FOR YOU!

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More cosplay content coming soon!

Holy mother of all GODS, @rapturesprodigalson did more than I could’ve ever captured for this. My fiancé followed me around until almost 2 AM taking hundreds of photos and videos of my dumb a** cosplaying and being goofy.

We had an amazing opportunity to stay at this beautiful hotel and also plan to get married at. I am so grateful for all the opportunities I have had with this man.

Also, yes, next time, he plans to cosplay Jack with me. (Prepare for the spice 😉)

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familyabolisher · 7 months

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an annoying corollary to the whole "self-flagellating for crime of being a customer" thing is when people make perfectly legitimate and polite complaints to me at work and apologise five billion times for doing so like i don't care....

#.txt #lady ordered a med-rare steak that came out med-well #& complained and had it remade -- totally fair! i would too i hate med-well #but omg. she KEPT apologising for the complaint and saying how she hated complaining at restaurants ALL NIGHT #table was vv sweet and nice to me but at a certain point it was just like. God what do u want me to do with this lol?#like if your stuff is cooked wrong we'll refire it and knock some money off your bill and get you a free drink or something #doesn't have to be this whole thing like my feelings are not hurt because a chef fucked something up #also just like now i have to stand here reassuring you that it wasn't a problem for us or the kitchen &c &c and it's just like #okay this is so fucking irritating....

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aveil · 2 months

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in other news it's cheap steak cuts and potatoes tonight which makes me kinda happy <3

#even cheap steak cuts are somewhat expensive so we rarely have it #so sad :(#idk what to do for veg yet we have some frozen brussels sprouts #ohhh but cooked carrots sound so yum #💌

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mistress-light · 2 months

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Aight, I’m gonna try eating a lot of less carbs in my diet. Which will be a big challenge. Specially because I drank a lot of alcohol through the week. And not like getting waisted, but just 2 glasses or something. Ima limit that now only in the weekend(carefully). See how it goes. More healthy fats, like fish and steak and egg.

#also no bread anymore lmao #i was so bloody hungry yesterday but I resisted the urge #also avoiding snacks #no more eating after dinner #i hope i can last #mistress blabbling #a friend if mine actually is in keto right now and omg it did wonders for him #but it’s a complete switch and not something i can pull off like that #but i wouldn’t need that either #it’s just that i wanna eat more healthy fats and just get rid a bit of some stuff lmao #steak is just so bloody good hmmmmmm #medium rare hmmmhmmm

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thatlittledandere · 6 months

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Been curious about this,

#venlapost #polls #every time that 'how do you like your eggs/milk/steak/drinks post crosses my dash it seems like most people don't drink #or if they do they do so very rarely?#so I'm interested

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ladybirdmacbeth · 1 year

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I know the age difference is kinda wild but like this is tumblr dot com so if there’s ever a proper place to confess your problematic ships this is it. So after watching Andor did anyone else ship Luthen and Kleya?? After looking up their ao3 tag, the answer seems to be maybe 7 people on earth total. Anyway lmk *hides in shame*

btw HELP why the ever loving fuck do i find Stellan Skarsgard attractive now after watching that show

#andor #star wars #luthen rael #kleya marki #luthen x kleya #rare ship #??#like apparently so rare that if it was a steak it would still be mooing #stellan skarsgard

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viatrixtravels-a · 8 months

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"Mmh! I think I'm getting close to mastering the recipe! This is so much better than my first couple of attempts already!"

"Uu...Paimon never wants to see a plate of Almond Tofu again...Can we please put something else on the menu tomorrow!?"

#;; ic #;; open #// I've got most of Xiao's mats gathered so next step of the summoning process is making a bunch of these #// the fact I haven't mastered the recipe shows that I rarely cook in this game xD #// I just make steak & eggs to revive my characters lol

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thehardkandy · 11 months

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gonna try cooking something quite differently today. using some of the cooking skills i have maybe picked up over time

got a roast that's been marinading all day and so the plan is to actually bust out the cast iron, see if i can sear it in there really nice, then finish it in the oven. may not work out in the slightest but nothing ventured nothing gained

#my brother was just saying to cut it in half and cook it sorta like a steak #but tbh he doesnt have the patience to cook a steak well even if we can usually get it to the desired medium rare #so i was like. well ill yolo it

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watermelinoe · 7 months

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i love pineapple fanta but it has so much fuckin sugar so i only have a can every few months

#i am treating myself tonite #idk if a zero sugar version exists but i wouldn't drink it even if it did #artificial sweetener has such a nasty aftertaste and i swear it lingers in my mouth for hours #and speaking of treats we got a coupon for that steak place so...... might be having steak againnnn #that's another rare treat for me bc i don't eat much red meat

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aptenodykes · 1 year

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alright ren squad, who would you fan cast if our boy ever made it to the big screen.

My top 3 choices are:

Jon Bernthal (he’s got a toxic masculinity vibe that I rock with)

Ben McKenzie (He would have to grow his hair out + age at least five years tbh)

David Harbour (already has a few DILF characters under his belt, familiar territory)

#ren prime #star wars #knights of ren #star wars sequels #im rewatching punisher so im a bit biased towards jon #He was really good in fury 2014 which is sorta kor vibes #I also wanna bite into his pecs like a medium rare steak

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blackcatanna · 10 months

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It's amazing how easy it is to feed half a kilogram of grapes into my ravenous maw.

#Meanwhile the steak I also ordered to satisfy my period craving sits neglected...#I think I will cook it now though...#Uber Eats gave me £20 off my first £30 grocery order so I decided to indulge...#They missed cheese and bread and panty liners off my order tho :(#I will likely not be ordering again unless they give me another fat ass discount #Luckily I still have some cheese and bread and panty liners in stock but STILL. FRUSTRATING!#They didn't charge me for the items missing but I like some reliability... Especially when THE CRIMSON FURY is upon me #Nothing worse than being disappointed on your period #Time to cook STEAK and feast on its juicy flesh 3:)#I like 'em RARE #I try to be considerate about how much meat I eat but when I eat meat I eat MEAT #PROTEIN #IRON #The iron tablets are not enough to stop me craving bloody rare meat it seems #Whenever I am feeling unwell I crave meat and blood #probably because I don't eat enough healthy food X_X #I also sometimes crave delicious fish :)#I still have a jar of herring in my fridge in case the melancholy strikes again!

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