#A ROMANTIC SIMP HE WILL BE
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i haven’t updated anything in here coz irl BUT just coming back that people should stop remaking pride and prejudice when sense and sensibility is right there (tho i’m a big fan of ang lee’s S&S)…..
and PEDRO PASCAL AS COLONEL BRANDON 😭
we got the material LIKE SERIOUSLY. GIVE HIM A REGENCY ERA ROLE PLEASE
#hollywood do this for me#pedro pascal#joel millier#joel miller x reader#reed richards#reed richards x reader#the mandalorian#mandalorian x reader#din djarin#din djarin x reader#javier peña#javier peña x reader#oberyn martell x reader#IM TELLING YALL#GIVE HIM A REGENCY ERA ROLE IM BEGGING YALL#pride and prejudice#sense and sensibility#jane austen#colonel brandon#A ROMANTIC SIMP HE WILL BE
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Ratio: we are far from the romantic nonsense that other couples do.
[name]: (brings a spoon with dessert to Ratio’s face) would you like to try it?
Ratio: (tries the dessert, after which he wipes the corner of [name]’s mouth and “scolds” they for being careless.)
Aventurine: ...
Aventurine: yes, i believe you.
#lol he never admits that he likes all sorts of romantic things#I think Ratio has a picture of [name] that he looks at when he misses them#and Aventurine is like “ah this guy is really a simp for them”#but Ratio keeps denying it.#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail#hsr x reader#dr ratio#dr ratio fluff#dr ratio x reader#aventurine#hsr
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teehee
#STITCH EVENT THE FIRST EVENT WHERE ASHACE IS CANON!!!!#THAT MEANS ACE GETS TO PULL MOVES!!!! AND ASHI IS VERY CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!#like putting the hibiscus in her hair…..#THANK YOU DEEVA IF YOURE READING THIS FOR THE IDEA BTW#IT LIVED IN MY MIND FOR A WHILE AND I WAS LIKE YK WHAT. YEAH!!!!#era where ashi’s hopeless romanticness explodes and she dies FR#if you’re wondering where Ace’s hat is. me too#I WOULD LIKR TO SAY ITS NOT AS SUNNY ANYKORE SO HE DOESNT NEED IT????#AND ALSO LIKE THE GROOVIES DONT HAVE CLOTHES SO……..#stitch event is just Ace going GODDAMN PRETTY GIRL#and Ashi going HOLY. MIDRIFF????????#sm simping fr#ok tag time FR before I run out#twst#ace trappola#twst wonderland#twst yume#twst oc x canon#twst oc#twst yuu#twst ace#ashace#twstshi#ashi tamadai#ashipiko draws ♪#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland oc#OH ACTUALLG I FORGOT TO ADD#ASHI’S HOLDING ACE’S ARM CUZ SHE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA DO SMTH STUPID but he ended up doin smth like this#oh no i reached max tags. HELP
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Everyone has been afraid of him. His mother, his father, his brothers, his grandfather - all afraid of him at some point. When everyone avoided him, hid from him, out of fear, you faced him.
In the sweet end, you worry that he's not petting you because he also hesitated to pet the wild bunny you found earlier in the story. But then you consider the fact that he might not have known how to interact with small animals.
In premium end, he confirms this, and more.
from My Honey's a Bunny, sweet and premium ends
But then to find out that he didn't not touch the wild bunny because he was inexperienced, but rather...
He simply wanted to touch you instead.
#if anyone still think he is not romantic pls read this event#he was the one who knew immediately you were the bunny#he is so in tune with you - your expressions and behaviors#so much that he woke up early to prepare food and then fed you with a spoon#he has his own quiet way...#but he is a giant simp for his bunny#ikemen series#ikemen prince#ikepri#chevalier michel#ikepri chevalier#ikemen chevalier
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Finished replaying Apollo Justice and I forgot how truly GAY Klavier and Apollo are for each other
#apologies for the poor photo quality my switch was not responding to my phone#but Klavier!!! Man fell head over HEELS for Apollo the moment he saw him JDBBSH#it’s been five year since I’ve played Apollo Justice so I forgot how much they simp for one another#especially Klavier Jdbsbsj like he mentions ladies love him a lot as a rock star but he also keeps talking about Apollo DJNSNE#ace attorney#klavier x apollo#klapollo#ace attorney apollo justice#also the ending!! I’ve forgotten how easily Klavier turns against his toxic brother Kristoph to find the truth#he’s like hell yeah Apollo let’s find the truth together and take my insane brother down 🤝🤝#like only romantic partners can successfully take down a toxic brother/mentor together KDBSBBEHE
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Your honor, I'd like to sue this brat for stealing my heart.
#i haven't been THIS charmed by a character in a long while#so lyney never performs his tricks twice and despite the audience's opinions he's dissatisfied with his achievements? 🤔#oh... he's going to be fun to write#i love that 'suave romantic and talented' are the three words they choose for his official introduction like YES#lyney#genshin impact#lyney genshin#genshin lyney#genshin impact lyney#lyney genshin impact#fontaine#harmony simps
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No. I don't love him. It's just a mere crush!
(I'll sob so hard if he ever holds me in his arms)
#aesthetic#dark academia#being desi#desi romantic academia#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi shit posting#desi#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#just girly things#im just a girl#girlblogging#girlhood#unrequited love#unrequited feelings#crush#i love him#love quotes#he doesnt know#he doesnt love me#he doesn't care#he doesn't get it#dark poetry#sad aesthetic#sad poetry#sad thoughts#sadgirl#im a simp#dumb stuff that nik says<3
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Actual Footage of Namor (in the og script) returning to Talokan to bring Shuri snacks and hot cocoa only to find her and Riri gone and two of his people dead.
#black panther#Black panther wakanda forever#wakanda forever#wakanda forever spoilers#Namor#Nashuri#Namuri#what a simp#also Namora was more of a wingman in this version and why didn't she tell him that he needed to take a more delicate approach if he planned#on wooing Shuri#Surely Talokanil have better romantic gestures than threatening their love interest's mother and kidnapping#i know ppl hate the Hades and Persephone allegations but they're never beating them now
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You cannot convince me that Gojo didn’t request this day solely because he wanted to spend one last Christmas Eve with Geto. Gojo knew every last detail about Geto to the point where he recognized that way he smelled, but remembering two dates is too much for him to remember?? I don’t think so
#satosugu#gojo satoru#geto suguru#just look at the way he asks Kenjaku#he’s so awakward about it because he knows he’s not slick#gojo satoru is a loser and a simp#Christmas Eve is the most romantic day of the year in Japan btw
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Asexual Kyle headcanons make me really happy for many reasons, but one I don't think I've ever seen brought up is how he still seems to enjoy love alot. Like asexuals I've seen (media/fictional obviously) usually still don't care much for romance, if at all, which is obviously cool too but like romance obsessed aces exist too and that's how I view Kyle honestly. Like YES hopeless romantic ace Kyle is so silly actually. Go on keep falling in love and putting you're all into romance only for it to neevr work out you little twerp. It's just so silly I actually adore it.
#hes so boyfailure#like yea stan is the epitome of “hopeless romantic loser boy”#but not enough speak about kyles insane yearning too#what a fucking simp#south park#southpark#sp#south park kyle#sp kyle#kyle south park#kyle broflovski#asexual kyle
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i love how apologetic people are when they get horny for my characters. i dont mind, i endorse it actually.
#txt#i will say its funny how arum seems to get the most simps when he isnt interested in ANYBODY romantically or sexually#sexiest unfuckable man alive
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Din Djarin x Reader Headcanons Pt. 1
Summary: How you met the Mandalorian and eventually became his lover.
Pairing: Din Djarin x fem!Reader
Warnings: Mentions of canon violence, a shower massage. Very slow burn because I like suffering haha.
Yeah so these started out as headcanons but because I can't write briefly to save my life, it basically turned into a fic in bullet point form lmao. There is a second part coming soon once I dig the rest out of my notes app!
Also, because I like to create origins for reader characters, she is culturally Mandalorian by birth, but because I'm a huge nerd she was raised by the Lorrdians because I always thought their nonverbal language skills were absolutely badass.
*Translations of words/phrases in Mando'a at the end
You and the Mandalorian first crossed paths on a wild outer rim planet somewhere, having been sent after the same bounty by the Guild
He questioned why you wore a beskar breastplate, thinking you had stolen it from his people
The bounty had escaped, and against his better judgment, he brought you with him in pursuit, especially after you told him your armor had belonged to your buir
You were born into Clan Viszla, but your family had escaped to Lorrd during the unrest, where you had been raised in the traditions of the Mando'ade but also learned the Lorrdian language
Because of this, you quickly became accustomed to reading his body language, as he rarely spoke
He doesn't know what to make of you, since you long ago abandoned your helmet and thus in his eyes broke your creed
For your part, you're aware he must have been raised by extremists, but you respect his religious beliefs
The two of you make a surprisingly good team and end up splitting the bounty
Neither of you could say why you stayed, and why he didn't drop you off somewhere, but you kept working together
As you get more comfortable, your sarcastic nature begins to surface more often
He can't tell if he hates or enjoys your constant commentary, but he's occasionally willing to give back; most of the time you just get a long-suffering sigh in response
Although he stays mostly aloof, you can read by his gestures eventually that he pretty much considers you friends by now
The problem with this is that you're an extremely touchy person physically, having grown up in a very intimate community, and he is not
At first he shrugs you off whenever your hand brushes his armor as you pass by, but after months of patience from you, he finally accepts your friendly hand on his arm with a grudging sigh of defeat
You get to know each other a little better with all the time you spend patching each other up in hard-to-reach areas
Now you know the color of his skin, which, although such a small detail, makes you feel immensely honored, since hardly anyone else ever will
For his part, he's surprisingly gentle at tending injuries, and you just wish that someday he might take off his gloves to touch you
Little facts about each other keep surfacing during these vulnerable sessions
"What are these for?" he asks you once when he has to pull your braids away from your neck; he's perceptive, to have picked up that they mean something
"The Weequay started that custom, each one stands for a year I've been away from Mandalore"
He's quiet for a long time before asking one more question
"Do you ever mean to go back?"
"I don't know if I want to anymore; but it feels right to honor my first home"
When he's finished cleaning up the lacerations across your upper back, you rise to your feet and let your hand linger on his shoulder
"Thank you, Mando"
"Din," he murmurs, so soft you can barely pick it up over his modulator "My name is Din Djarin"
He trusts you with his actual name
"Din," you smile, warmth spreading beneath your skin at finally having cracked his shell "Thank you"
After that, your interactions shift a bit
He's a little more welcoming of your casual touches
He would never say so, but you can tell he almost leans into them now
You can also tell by his posturing that he hasn't really been touched by anyone for a very long time
Does he realize he craves the contact?
Chasing that one bounty all over Tatooine did a number on both of you
You didn't know sand could get some of the places it's gotten
"I need a shower" you tell him as you step back into the Razor Crest, sand trailing in your wake
"I know you must need one too, Djarin, don't pretend that fancy beskar suit keeps it all out"
"I'll wait" he grumbles
"You can join me, you know" you offer "Another set of hands always helps with sand"
He stares at you for so long, you start to wonder if you've been too forward, but you mean exactly what you've said and nothing more...don't you?
Finally he wordlessly gestures at his helmet
Of course, his creed
Wait, does that mean he actually considered it?
You smirk up at his expressionless visor, feeling his sharp gaze fixed on you
"What, Din, don't tell me you've never showered with the lights out?"
You're very satisfied with how your idea unfolds, and he accepts without too much further need for convincing, so here you are, sharing the small 'fresher shower with the Mandalorian himself
Din stays mostly silent as the two of you work to rid your bodies of sand, though you can hear him sigh softly every time your skin kisses his for a moment
He's almost too much for you in this cramped space, smelling of sweat and smoke, solid and muscular where you've collided, and all your other senses are on overdrive since you can't see a thing in the darkness
And that's when it hits you that you've fallen for him
But you keep that thought to yourself
He makes an excellent platonic shower partner, attentive to when you need help scrubbing the grime from areas that are hard to reach
His hands are wonderful without those gloves, so much larger than your own slender ones, startlingly tender despite their roughness
And so warm, his whole body is so warm
You return the favor, and feel how tense he is beneath the surface
You can't tell for once if that tension is caused by you or if he just carries that much all the time
So as you wash the grit from his broad back, as your fingertips skate over the scars of his brutal lifestyle, you experimentally nudge into those rigid muscles, in an attempt to loosen him up a bit
The sharp inhale makes you freeze
"Forgive me --"
"No" your heart jolts at finally hearing his low voice so clearly without the modulator "Don't stop"
So you continue to massage out the stiffness wherever you find it, trying not to let his clipped breaths affect you too much
Then you part ways without a word once the water is off; he leaves you alone there in the 'fresher to dry off with the lights on, wondering if something went wrong
Buir = Parent
Mando'ade = Children of Mandalore
#the mandalorian#din djarin#mandalorian x reader#din djarin x reader#headcanon#slow burn#part 2 coming soon#I am SO in love with this man#hes so hot#i love him#romantic#x reader#female reader#star wars#bounty hunter#absolutely not simping over here in my corner hehe#he's so soft under that beskar we know this#this is the way
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Dude I know I'm deep into my Gale obsession when seeing people's dumbshit takes actually makes me angry. Someone on instagram called him easy and a gold digger??? How do you live with yourself.
#had to turn off my phone and sit with my thoughts for a sec after that one#like what the FUCK do you mean#I just don't understand how people think GALE is the 'sleazy' one. and they're always the Astarion simps lol#like Gale. a fuckboy. GALE. who is so fucking dedicated and loving and poetic and straightforward#compared to Astarion who ACTIVELY. CANONICALLY. USES SEX TO MANIPULATE THE PLAYER. and he has his reasons for that#but between the two you're saying GALE is sleazy???#or easy? when the only way to trigger his romance is if you initiate in the weave scene and reciprocate his flirting in the shadow curse#like he straight does not come on to you at all. if you heard the narrator say the moment is intimate and them imagined a “romantic walk” or#“kissing him passionately” and thought that was the platonic route then buddy it is definitely you with A Problem not him#anyway#bg3#gale dekarios#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate#baldurs gate
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#i'm a delusional simp and i know it#but i can't help it#he's my love my husband my sweetheart and everything reminds me of him#i was listening to the twelfth of never btw#one of the sweetest romantic songs ever#and i was like hmmmmmm.... if i were married to maximus this is how it would be#but insert any vaguely romantic song i've ever heard and it's the same thing#can't help it brain is rotted with him#in the good way#gladiator#memes#funny#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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if you call himmel pathetic i'm throwing hands at you. himmel showed the purest form of love for frieren and you guys think that's pathetic? what's pathetic is not respect other people's feelings or boundaries and acting like people owe you anything just because you like them. himmel was happy to have a friendship with frieren within her own conditions just because he genuinely enjoyed her as part of his life. he was happy to wait for her for his entire life is he had to but he also never stopped living for himself. that's fucking beautiful. loving someone so much you are able to let them go, not wanting to change who they are or impose anything on them? unconditionally, nonetheless? that's the point of life.
#either platonically or romantically having people genuinely appreciate you and having genuine connections with people is what makes life#worth living#frieren is a beautiful show about loss grief and how people change you just by being present in your life how they add to your life how#your true friends inspire you and how we keep each other's memories alive how love is timeless despite the finality of our human condition#and you tell me himmel is pathetic?#what a joke#i'm biting himmel haters like an enraged chihuahua#infection you with the power of love so you understand that loving makes the world more beautiful#besides frieren not understanding her own feelings at the time she always cared for himmel and the others as well#she just took more time to learn how to reciprocate and demonstrate the importance they had for her#because she isn't humans which is normal#a big part of life for everyone is having regrets and wishing it wasn't too late#frieren explores that perfectly#the friendships in that story are so pure and well nurtured#it's a shame internet culture rotted your brains so much that you think there's something inherently wrong with having unrequited feelings#and being okay with it#it's a shame you reduce such a genuinely good character who proved his will was above anything mystical to a 'simp'#anyways. himmel stays winning.#he put a ring on it too like imagine thinking he's losing when frieren is having dead wife flashbacks of him the entire show
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Brooklynn: We don’t have time for this. Ben, keep him away from us.
Kenji, holding his butter knife: Very well, Ben. Let us battle!
Ben starts lightly punching him because he doesn’t want to actually hurt him.
Kenji: Ow, Ben… Ben, knock it off…
#i feel like ben’s lowkey a simp for brooklynn#regardless of whether he likes romantically or platonically#camp cretaceous#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jwcc#jwct#jurassic world chaos theory#chaos theory#ben pincus#kenji kon#brooklynn jwcc#jwct brooklynn#jwcc brooklynn#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#kyle broflovski#south park quotes#south park
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