#95% cocoa crap

[magnolia-miraculous]

K. Tsurugi (aka Ryuko) Headcanons <3

This one’s short and sweet tbh. She’s my lil socially-clueless pixie cut boo.

She secretly ships people.

She’s super into manga and anime and takes it completely seriously.

She also shamelessly reads fanfics.

She reads Nathanaël and Marc’s comics religiously.

V bad at jokes but still tries to tell them.

Also 1/2 japanese + 1/2 chinese = 1 baddie.

She’s somehow never hot but also never cold.

She likes playing mahjong.

Also has a slight collecting problem.

Haha “slight” her room would be a total (orderly) clutterfuck were it not for her strict mother.

She already has like six mahjong decks and does not plan on stopping.

Back to Nathanaël and Marc’s comics—she gets her hands on as many limited editions as she can.

She hangs out in the art room a lot despite not legitimately attending Collège Françoise Dupont.

She does a lot of painting and sketching while she’s there.

She’s actually in her first year of lyceé, and just attends fencing club at the school. She’s one of the older kids there.

She’s always really liked dragons.

She has an unlikely friendship with Alix.

She’s really good at sneaking around quietly thanks to years of practice with her mother.

The bad news is that she’s terrible at staying out of sight.

This also leads to her unintentionally sneaking up on people.

She genuinely enjoys fencing, but her mother sucks all of the fun out of it sometimes.

Most of the time.

She pokes people with her saber as punctuation when she’s talking like the lil clapping emojis.

She can’t cook for the life of her. She can chop things up, but please, for the love of literally anything, don’t let her near the stove.

She draws on her arm a lot; it’s why she wears long sleeve—even though her mother can’t see what she’s done, she doesn’t want people pointing it out and getting her in trouble.

It’s a lot of watercolor-esque stuff though.

She kinda wants to be a tattoo artist.

(Also she was the one to do Alix’s tattoos).

Also I love the idea of her watching stuff on silent w/ subtitles so her mother won’t catch her, and I propose: character voices sometimes catch her rlly off guard bc that’s definitely not what she thought he was going to sound like???

ok bye *slips back into the dumpster I originally crawled out of*

[avaquet]

The top 100 reasons I love The Iron Bull!

1.) Intelligent as fuck

2.) Puns for days

3.) Empathetic/sympathetic

4.) loves pink!

5.) loves hot cocoa!

6.) Wants to help people!

7.) Wants to help people feel good!

8.) Strives to slay dragons

9.) Will Not lie to you

10.) “Ben-Hassrath, remember?”

11.) “A dragons tooth, split in two. Each share a piece so that no matter how far apart life takes us, we’ll always be together.”

12.) Patient AF

13.) Really good at his job!

14.) Leader of the Chargers

15.) Savior of the Kremsicle

16.) probably gives the best hugs.

17.) S Q U I S H

18.) but also strong

19.) chuckles at “titsicles”

20.) Likes hitting things

21.) *smacks ass*

22.) Soft and tender voice to match soft and tender moments

23.) wants to love:tm:

24.) really excited about friends!

25.) Really excited about the Chargers!

26.) Leader Not boss

27.) Helps build others up

28.) Observant

29.) 95% of the time he knows what to say

30.) his smile!

31.) his laugh!

32.) the way his back muscles move when he’s breaking down a wall!

33.) “Horns up!”

34.) Constant support

35.) The sheer loyalty

36.) His utter growth like holy shIT

37.) is not perfect and that’s okay!

38.) the chess match

39.) “You going soft on me, Kadan?” Two seconds later: “I love you too”

40.) “Kadan. My heart.”

41.) Lets his feelings slip when he’s drunk off his ass.

42.) Responsible and respectable

43.) Still very much playful!

44.) Safe, sane, and consensual with risk awareness!

45.) Neutral views on marriage. Whatever his Kadan wants, he’s okay with

46.) Goes to Royal Ball, eats the snacks

47.) Will dance

48.) Calls Vivienne “ma’am”

49.) Actually, the whole dialogue he has with Vivienne is top notch.

50.) Badass.

51.) Scarred!

52.) Missing the first knuckles of two of his fingers!

53.) Cool ass fuckin eyepatch!

54.) hnnggg the voice

55.) Loves the desert

56.) A dessert/sweets kind of guy

57.) His horns are pretty damn sweet too!

58.) “Actually, she’s/he’s the one who’s been taking it.”

60.) The. Physical. Touches. (Especially the way he likes to frame his Karan’s face with his hands)

61.) Punny nicknames

62.) Chosen family Chargers

63.) Stands by what he believes in, even if he isn’t too sure about it.

64.) M A Y H E M

65.) Tries to talk people into doing badass fighting moves.

66.) Speaks concisely - to the point

67.) Number one adjective is: crap/shit

68.) his growth involves being more! Open minded!

69.) he’d laugh here.

70.) Reads Varric’s books

71.) “Passion”

72.) Tries to knock beams with his horns

73.) Sarcasm when asked stupid questions

74.) Prefers to defend

75.) “no pants Friday”

76.) wants to borrow a trebuchet to launch sewn nugs for fun

77.) Comes prepared

78.) Comes prepared for his Kadan (especially a stubborn one)

79.) Who needs shirts?

80.) He just wants to have some fun

81.) Is more than willing to celebrate

82.) Sprawled out naked on the bed, Cullen walks in, he just goes “Hey, Cullen”

83.) A realistic optimist

84.) has good instincts

85.) Practical!

86.) sees the worth in everyone

87.) gave outcasts from their respective societies a home

88.) wise

89.) but also a dork

90.) and huge nerd

91.) doesn’t like how the mages were being treated at all under the Qun

92.) he does see mages as people

93.) even if he’s apprehensive of mages, it is part of his growth!

94.) Lost an eye standing up for a stranger at the time

95.) Trans Rights

96.) Appreciates actual and smart defense rather than “conforming chestplates”

97.) Does things on his own terms and not really trying to play a role to appease people

98.) Will catch you on your bullshit

99.) Respects all kinds and variations of strengths and abilities.

100.) Just.... him!

[its-norea-wong]

Yall don know crap about me so here:

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? More cereal than milk. I don like to have a bowl full of milk after.

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a winter-y day? Yes.

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? Random pieces of old sketch paper I have lying around everywhere.

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? I drink green tea as is. I’ll have that or cocoa, with milk and sprinkles.

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Yes, I don smile often.

6: do you keep plants? Yes, I have a small sunflower in my window.

7: do you name your plants? Yes, her name is Vivi. Don fuking judge me.

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? I use oil paints.

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Yeah, I hum to the music I play when I draw, sketch and/or paint.

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? Sleep? Hah, I don’t, but If I take my sleeping pills like I’m suppose to, usually on my side.

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? Er allein, dem die Jugend gehört, gewinnt die Zukunft.  

12: what’s your favorite planet? Saturn.

13: what’s something that made you smile today? Watching Shiloh trip and fall.

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? I’m not going to live in the city once I finish school.

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! It would take nine years to walk to the moon.

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? Ramen.

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? I want to get rid of the blonde patch at my routes.

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.  When I learnt German only to give our Jewish history teacher wwII flash backs. Nate was mad. I didn’t care.

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? Yes and just small outfit ideas.

20: what’s your favorite eye color? Blue, purple or orange. Why? Idfk.

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. My hello kitty little backpack that I brought with me from japan, I now use it as a purse when I go shopping. It confuses people.

22: are you a morning person? hell. no.

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? Lay in bed till 4 pm.

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Fuck no.

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? The boy’s dorm room.

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? My black and pastel coloured converse.

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? bubblegum.

28: sunrise or sunset? sunrise. I’m not a morning person but it looks nice.

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? no.

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? yes, when? I wont tell, unless asked.

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. They’re okay ig, yes?, no, no, and no thanks.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. I can’t really hang out with friends at 3 AM.

33: what’s your fave pastry? dessert mochii.

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? It’s name is Kuma. It’s a brown fluffy bear. yes i do.

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? not anymore, I used to write to my mom while I was at school.

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? Bo burnham. That’s it.

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? Clean.

38: tell us about your pet peeves! JB. just JB hitting on. every. single. guy. That or Shiloh. Just Shiloh being Shiloh. Also Bae thinking he’s better than everyone else.

39: what color do you wear the most? Black.

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? I own a small necklace with purple beads. It has meaning to me I guess.

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?  The One Safe Place.

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! No.

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? JB. 

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? When I was 11.

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? Yeah.

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. uhhhhh. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Store bought ramen. It’s so gross.

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Thunder and Lightning, and yes.

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? The last CD I bought? Beetlejuice the musical.

50: what’s an odd thing you collect? Knifes. Pencils.

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? uhh. Jeremy with sad song by scotty sire.

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? Ugandan knuckles, i know its dead but it’s still my favorite.

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? i love beetlejuice.

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? idfk.

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? I climbed up a shelf at the library to prove that I could be tall.

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? no.

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? im not answering this one.

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? uhh idk.

59: what’s your favorite myth? Any Japanese urban legend.

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? uhh. no.

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? I once gave away some floppy hat that my step dad gave me.

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? Yes, pineapple.

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Yes. I make sure they’re organized on genre and then in the genre it’s alphabetized.

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? blue.

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? My mom, but in order to do that, i’d have to die. :)

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Pink daises and sunflowers, small ones, plus some bits of lavender.

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Happy, it’s nice.

68: what’s winter like where you live? no snow, it’s like 60 degrees.

69: what are your favorite board games? idk.

70: have you ever used a ouija board? ya.

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? green.

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? No, i have an okay memory.

73: what are some of your worst habits? I bounce my leg around whenever i’m not moving, that or I flick my pencil around.

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. big ass hole.

75: tell us about your pets! I only have one and she’s a blind kitty. She’s white with spots and has a fluffy tail.

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? My homework.

77: pink or yellow lemonade? pink.

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? uhh i really don’t care

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? I was given a flower by some girl during lunch, i never got her name though.

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? white, i didn’t get to choose cus I live in a dorm room.

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. northern star.

82: are/were you good in school? ya i am.

83: what’s some of your favorite album art? idk.

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? no.

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? Ya i guess, and deadpool.

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? no. not really.

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? my neighbor totoro, kikis delivery service.

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? not really.

89: are you close to your parents? I was close with my mom.

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. tokyo. i don’t have to explain.

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? no where.

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? i don’t put cheese on my pasta.

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? Shaved under my lil floof bangs.

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?  Jeremy.

95: what are your plans for this weekend?  Draw.

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? I update immediately.

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INTJ - The Mastermind, libra, and huffle puff.

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? idk and no.

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. no.

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? 5 years into the past, and for reasons.

[midnightminx90]

i have never hated a song as much as the goddamned «we wish you a merry christmas». i swear its gonna be the death of me. especially with how much disney fucking loves the crap and decided to use it in like 95% of their christmas episodes, and two of them feature the «song» throughout 99.9% of them, and holy fuck i have never felt as much as donald duck as i do in the one where he just wants to drink his cocoa but is assaulted by the song everywhere. if only my sis didn’t love disney as much as she does and has this great need to watch it all AT LEAST ONCE

[justanerdwholovesart]

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Thanks for tagging me @sansastarkvevo!! Answer these 40 questions about yourself and tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know name: Rachel nickname: Rach/Rae (to family only) gender: female height: 5′5 ethnicity: white favorite fictional character: UHH maybe Batman favorite fruits: strawberries, pineapple, peaches favorite season: Winter favorite book series: Harry Potter favorite flower: pansies favorite scent: vanilla, strawberries, and lavender favorite animal: tigers coffee/tea/cocoa: tea cat or dog person: I love both and refuse to play favorites 😭 (though I've only ever had pet cats) star sign: Cancer birthday: July 7 favorite bands: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin (or any other classic rock but I'm literally blanking on any other band name rn) favorite solo artists: Billy Joel, Prince, Elton John the song stuck in my head: Fight for Me from Heathers last movie i watched: Spider-Man: Homecoming what do i post: kind of whatever? Though lots of animal stuff lately bc I love them last thing i googled: whether an 18 yr old can buy a 16 yr old a ticket to a rated R movie (my sister wanted to go see IT and fyi, you cannot and it's a tragedy) do you have any other blogs: nope but I want to maybe make a writing and/or art blog do you get asks: rarely, but people should definitely ask me things bc I love talking to ppl why did you choose your URL: I couldn't think of anything better tbh I'm not clever when it comes to names following: 1171 (holy crap omg) followers: 95 average hours of sleep: 8--somehow I'm getting MORE sleep in college??? lucky number: 7 instruments: I want to play guitar or piano but I'm mostly a singer what am i wearing: purple pajama pants, tshirt from when I was in Cinderella my junior year of highschool (wicked stepmother ftw 😎), and a black hoodie bc I don't wanna turn the fan off favorite food: ummmmmmmm I really want nachos or pizza rn so that I guess nationality: american favorite song: it changes like every week so idk favorite color: purple! number of blankets: one comforter and two thin blankets under that dream trip: SPACE last show i watched: Riverdale (my sister sucked me in lmfao) when did i create my blog: little over 2 years ago dream job: writer/actor for TV Y'all I'm the WORST at tagging ppl in these things I'm so sorry so if you see this consider yourself tagged bc if you follow me I'd like to get to know you!! 💖

[alichay]

i was tagged by the lovely @gallifaerie to answer the following!!

name: alice

nickname: cf. blog title

zodiac sign: fishfucker (aka pisces)

orientation: cis + Bi As Fuck

ethnicity: white british

favourite fruit: fresh melon, mango, raspberries, but citrus flavours in things

favourite book series: enduringly probably harry potter, but his dark materials should get a mention

favourite smell: this is Complicated bc i am fussy & crap at scents, white jasmine is probably the safest bet, my 2 current fave smells are incredibly middle class (1 | 2)

favourite season: toss up between spring and autumn

favourite animals: B I R D S

favourite colours: all blues, grey, some purple, increasingly green and yellow

coffee, tea, cocoa: if you ever see me without a cup of tea then i am 95% of the time en route to make one. coffee is the devil’s drink and i love cocoa/hot chocolate but can’t have it often

average sleep hours: 8-10 (The Depression.tm)

favourite fictional characters: oh jesus, like this is an easy question?? right now: eames (i just rewatched inception), seb moran (always), jyn erso, diana prince, jean gray

number of blankets you sleep with: one massive fuck-off gajillion tog duvet because i am ALWAYS cold

dream trip: week in ny / fortnight roadtripping in turkey / month in new zealand

blog created: sept 2010 for my sins

number of followers: 300ish

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[usatrendingsports]

Ballot Assaults: Do you imagine an AP voter has Arizona State behind Kansas and Xavier?

Arizona State received 15 video games in Bobby Hurley’s first season, 15 video games final season and was picked sixth on this season’s preseason Pac-12 media ballot. So in case you did not anticipate a lot from the Solar Devils, that is utterly comprehensible. I do not guess I anticipated a lot from the Solar Devils, both.

However we are actually a month into the season.

What you thought in October ought to barely matter anymore. A 3rd of the common season is mainly within the books. The outcomes of video games must be revered. And although mainly everyone acknowledges as a lot — it is why Arizona State is ranked fifth within the up to date AP ballot — there are nonetheless a number of holdouts, amongst them Scott Mansch.

Mansch is not any stranger to the Ballot Assaults column.

He is a author for the Nice Falls Tribune in Montana who’s liable to silliness, for no matter cause. So I’ve needed to spotlight his absurd ballots earlier than. (This and this are however two examples.) And now right here we’re once more.

Mansch has Arizona State ranked 18th.

Put merely, that’s cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and a disrespectful technique to deal with a group that is achieved what the Solar Devils have achieved. For many who do not know, Arizona Staet is 9-Zero with 4 top-50 KenPom wins — which leads the nation, by the way in which. Most notably, ASU owns a 102-86 victory over Xavier and a 95-85 victory at Kansas.

That’s arguably, if not most likely, the very best resume within the nation. It is also why, like I tweeted Sunday night, you’ll be able to moderately rank Arizona State No. 1 proper now. As for me, I’ve the Solar Devils No. 2 within the CBS Sports activities High 25 (and one). However that is actually solely as a result of I already had Villanova No. 1. And Villanova has been superior, too. And I do not like dropping No. 1 groups except they do one thing to deserve it, like lose. So it is Villanova No. 1, and Arizona State No. 2, in my rankings — which implies I clearly assume ASU must be increased than fifth within the AP ballot. However … no matter. Simply because a Duke graduate is teaching Arizona State doesn’t suggest Arizona State will get handled like Duke — proof being how the Blue Devils are nonetheless forward of the Solar Devils within the AP ballot though they’ve fewer top-50 KenPom wins and are coming off of an 89-84 loss at unranked Boston Faculty.

Once more … no matter.

I am not right here to quibble over whether or not Arizona State must be ranked first, second, third, fourth or fifth. I am right here to ask a easy query, and that straightforward query is that this: How on the earth can Scott Mansch have Arizona State ranked 18th on his poll?

Eighteenth!?!?!?!

(Earlier than you say it, let me say it: Sure, I do know Arizona State is slotted 36th at KenPom. However that is neither an excuse nor rationalization for having ASU No. 18 on a High 25 poll, if solely as a result of a few of that’s tied to nothing greater than that the Solar Devils started the season 100th in KenPom’s rankings. Past that, Mansch clearly does not concern himself with KenPom. If he did, he would not have Virginia, which is No. Three at KenPom, No. 22 on his poll. So pointing to KenPom does not rationalize issues right here.)

Clearly, having an Arizona State group with this resume 18th on a High 25 poll is ridiculous in and of itself. However it’s particularly ridiculous when you think about that Mansch has the undefeated Solar Devils 12 spots beneath the Kansas group they beat by 10 factors at Allen Fieldhouse, and eight spots beneath the Xavier group they beat by 15 factors on a impartial courtroom. Sure, you learn that appropriately. Mansch’s poll appears like this:

No. 6: Kansas (7-2)

No. 10: Xavier (9-1)

No. 18: Arizona State (9-Zero)

Kansas has one top-50 KenPom win, a 74-65 semi-home loss to a Washington group that is misplaced by 24 factors to Virginia Tech and 27 factors to Gonzaga, and a 95-85 residence loss to Arizona State. Regardless, Mansch has Kansas ranked sixth within the nation and 12 spots above Arizona State, which has 4 top-50 KenPom wins, zero losses and … a double-digit win at Kansas!

Holy crap.

I did not notice it till Eli Boettger posted a pleasant story in regards to the Ballot Assaults earlier Monday, however I have been scripting this column for 5 years. 5 freaking years. And after I began it I by no means assumed it will final this lengthy as a result of I simply figured AP voters would finally begin paying nearer consideration in an try to keep away from being publicly ridiculed, at which level I might need to discover a new technique to spend my Monday afternoons. However right here I’m. All these years later, right here I’m. Nonetheless highlighting nonsensical ballots. Sturdy as ever.

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