Shameless | SMAU
Lando Norris
pairings: lando x singer!reader
summary: in which reader is so very shameless that she never ever gets embarrassed for anything she says.
warnings: mentions of smut (?), using other singers music as hers
face claim: Yeji (Itzy)
yourusername
liked by landonorris, charles_leclerc and 1,725,826 others
yourusername: damn i always look so good
TAGGED: Chaer_12
chaer_12: you mean WE look so good
yourusername: no i mean what the caption says
user: her face is just so cute 😭
yourusername: thanks, i bought it from my mother ❤️
user: y/n wtf🤨
landonorris: you look beautiful baby❤️
yourusername: invitation to get on my knees?🤭
landonorris: you’re welcome anytime baby
mclaren: this isn’t helping the pr😔
user: no cos how does she always look so good
user: new album when girlie?
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landonorris
liked by yourusername, danielricciardo and 935k others
landonorris: p3 baby🧡
yourusername: i gave him the best celebration he could ask for🤪
danielricciardo: i don’t mean to brag but i bought him his favorite takeout 🤷♂️
yourusername: i gave him head and my vagina. i think i win.
user: MISS GIRL
landonorris: yeah, sorry Daniel. Y/n won this one
yourusername: 🤭
user: what that tongue do👀
yourusername: wonders. it does wonders.
user: so proud of you😭
mclaren: 🧡🧡
oscarpiastri: 🧡
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yourusername
liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1 and 739k others
yourusername: i love riding lando <3
TAGGED: landonorris
user: GIRL WHAT
maxverstappen1: i don’t think this was something i needed to know😖
landonorris: baby, i think you need to reword the caption🤭
yourusername: YALL CHILL. MY HORSE IS CALLED LANDO COS I LOST A BET
yourusername: get your head out of the gutters🙄
yourusername: but i do also enjoy riding human lando too😚
user: tells us to get our heads out the gutters then OPENLY ADMITS to enjoying what we all originally thought😭😭😭
mclaren: 😃
yourusername: 😉
user: she’s getting too comfortable on these captions y’all
chaer_12: and what about that second picture? 👀
yourusername: i let him have a snack 😚
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yourusername
liked by landonorris, danielricciardo and 691k others
yourusername: never beg for anything in your life🫶
TAGGED: landonorris
landonorris: baby, you were begging for my dick literally 20 minutes ago
yourusername: and i still want it, so hurry up🙄
danielricciardo: you guys do know REAL people can see these right
user: im sorry but lando’s comment😰
chaer_12: i will beh
yourusername: me too
mclaren: yes, don’t beg🫶
yourusername: i beg for Lando’s cock in your garage x
landonorris: it’s true
mclaren: 😨🫨
oscarpiastri: 🙄
yourusername: get lost oscar
oscarpiastri: no
yourusername: well, me and lando had sex on your bed when we visited your house last month 🤫
oscarpiastri: i’m killing myself
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landonorris
liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri and 638k others
landonorris: alright end to the season, until next season🧡
TAGGED: mclaren, yourusername
yourusername: and now you get to spend the next 3 months with me 😍
landonorris: gonna make it so you can’t walk princess
danielricciardo: PLEASE talk about this in dms and not on social media🥲
user: good luck!! 🩷
oscarpiastri: 🧡
mclaren: please behave yourself so we don’t have to apologies on your behalf’s🙃
landonorris: no promises, y/n is very shameless
mclaren: that’s who we’re on about.
yourusername: i’m just bold🙄
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this is so short and just not good lmao but i’ve ran out of plots so pls request some🙏🏼
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I found an estimate of the total word count of the Witcher books at about 935k words. If my math checks out, I'm pretty sure you've already crossed that with your Witcher fics. Just thought it was neat. :)
Absolutely terrifying, thank you.
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Some event data for anyone interested!
An Amazing Adventure - Mammon centric event
Og top 3 - 1.2M, 1M, 958K
10th - 657K
Nightbringer - 1M, 1M, 809K
10th - 519K
Bon Voyage - Solomon centric event
Og top 3 - 935K, 802K, 768K
10th - 512K
Nightbringer - 2M, 1.8M, 1.8M
10th - 816K
Absolute Zero - Full Cast event
Og top 3 - 3M, 2.3M, 2.2
10th - 1.8M
Nightbringer - 5.9M, 5.1M, 2.9M
10th - 1.8M
Exciting Inn-cidents - Satan centric event
Nightbringer - 3.5M, 3.3M, 2.8M
10th - 843K
I thought this would be interesting data for anyone who's curious about what kind of participation events have been getting. Obviously there are variables such as character specific events getting different levels of attention than full cast events but there is a pattern here.
An A-mazing Adventure was a slightly earlier event and the numbers suggest that og was still getting more players at the time. Or that Mammon fans prefer og over Nightbringer. More data would be needed to know for sure.
All three of the other events shown are more recent and suggest that now Nightbringer is getting more participation than og. Or at the very least these events appeal more to Solomon and Satan fans with an overwhelming favor for Nightbringer with group events.
Admittedly, I haven't saved nearly enough screen shots of event rankings so this is all I have atm. More are definitely needed for a clearer picture. Sorry about that.
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A piece of “data visualization” or an infographic. What underlying agenda do you think this visualization has?
The image above is from Americans United For Life 2015, and it is trying to show an inverse correlation between the number of abortions and the number of cancer screenings that women got over the years between 2006 and 2013. The data is trying to show how less women are getting cancer screenings, therefore risking their lives. They put the number of abortions on there as well to try to piggy back off of the risking life to make it seem like abortion is an act of killing. Hence the title -> Abortions Up: Life saving procedures down. Putting the data in this format makes it look like there is a correlation between the two. But when you look closely at the right side you can see that they put 327k way above 935k which makes the data look like more abortions are happening than cancer screenings when in reality it is the opposite times 3. I think the person who made it is against abortions and wanted to put them in the spotlight to make them look bad. Although I'm not sure why they included the numbers on the right side, if they didn't, no one would be able to tell.
A piece of design that is part of a larger identity system. What are the visual "relationships" between the elements that construct this system? How does the brand achieve consistency? Is it illustrative? photographic?
I chose the brand CeraVe, a logo whose brand name appears the same on all products in the ITC Blair light and Trade Gothic typeface. The color of the right justified triangle varies but helps define this brand and it's products. As you can see the yellow labels are only on the sunscreen products, green is face wash, and blue is moisturizers. This brand is definitely illustrative, during my research I found this fascinating. The brand CeraVe is made up of two words to make up the meaning of the brand; Ceramides, their key ingredient for healthy skin, and something they call MVE, which is their own touch called MultiVesicular Emulsion Technology which releases moisturizing ingredients over the course of 24 hours, layer by layer, to help keep skin soft all day long. Which is why the C and the V are capitalized because they are two words underlyingly. Also, it makes even more sense now that the colored triangle goes over the "Ve" because they are highlighting the ingredient that they use that makes their brand stick out and work like no other.
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