#5MIINUST x Puuluup

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braaa rhey were my favoriteeess okee

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There are some people who do not understand this Estonian entry. For those people, I say do your best not to try and understand it. It is better to watch and just enjoy it for what it is. A kooky collection of strange men in dark clothes performing a mix of pop and folk. Some have dark glasses, and some are playing rare musical instruments, but combine to sing about a misunderstanding about some illegal medicinal treatments.

The song is an excellent clashing of styles and not presented as a serious musical number. It has some clever use of the talharpa and it has great impact into the song. The other part of the performance that provides a great impact is the Veisson dance. It turns out it is not a difficult dance either. These two things punctuate the song and provide its unique sound and visual. They are all in as well. There is no half-heartedness here. They go full pelt for three minutes to make it a visual experience. One of those 5 Miinust people’s vocal was bit funky, but I guess it adds something to the performance... like a drunk uncle or something.

[sweetiepootato]

It's Eurovision season again, and I definitely ended up being obsessed with 3 songs in particular:

Hopefully, Estonia and Finland will choose wisely and send these two to Malmö (unlike Norway)

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Some Of Your Children's Favorite Songs

Bayverse!Turtles x reader

A/N: Just a little something to give you an idea of what you and your mutant husband might hear blasting from your children’s rooms, and maybe even give you and idea of their ✨vibes✨, lol💚 Good luck with Marie btw😂

Warnings: Good music, hehehe. No fr, I listen to all of this.

Leonardo:

Romeo:

“Silent Running” by Gorillaz and Adeleye Omotayo.

“Demoni” by Joker Out.

“Look Who’s Laughing Now” by Benjamin Ingrosso.

“Nice To Meet Ya” by Niall Horan.

“IL DONO DELLA VITA” by Måneskin.

Marcello:

“Soldi” by Mahmood.

“MI FAI IMPAZZIRE” by BLANCO.

“Wa Dachte” by Viccens, Joost Klein and Kleine Crack.

“NEMISI” by Marracash ft. BLANCO.

“Stefania” by KALUSH and Kalush Orchestra.

Gerardo:

“Espresso Macchiato” by Tommy Cash.

“Buurman” by Joost Klein.

“I KNOW” by D1MA.

“Antwoord” by Joost Klein and gladde paling.

“(nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi” by 5MIINUST and Puuluup.

Valentina:

“Certified Pop Queen” by Nemo.

“Tout l’univers” by Gjon’s Tears.

“Beautiful Mistake” by Kristian Kostov.

“EVERY SINGLE DAY” by Felix Sandman.

“Mon amour” by Slimane.

Raphael:

Joan:

“Red Flag Parade” by MYDY.

“Out Of My System” by Louis Tomlinson.

“Blood & Glitter” by Lord Of The Lost.

“Girls Can Do Anything” by July Jones.

“Planetary Hearts” by UBLU.

Minerva:

“Teardrops” by Liam Payne.

“Colours of Your Love” by Conchita Wurst.

“Teresa & Maria” by alyona alyona and Jerry Heil.

“Det Modsatte” by Mumle.

“Is It Love” by Loreen.

Ragnar:

“DELILAH” by Mikolas Josef and Mark Neve.

“Simple Joy” by THE ROOP.

“Lowlife” by YUNGBLUD.

“Koullout liekki” by Benjamin.

“TANGO” by Tommy Cash and bbno$.

Donatello:

Galileo:

“Bla Bla Bla”, by Gigi D’Agostino.

“Freed from Desire” by Gala.

“Rhythm Is A Dancer” by SNAP!

“No Limit” by 2 Unlimited.

“Cha Cha Cha - Alan Walker remix” by Käärijä and Alan Walker.

Dorothy:

“My Heart Is Refusing Me” by Loreen.

“Eurostar” by Nemo.

“Mamma Mia” by ABBA.

“RELATIONS” by Felix Sandman and Astrid S.

“Shady Lady” by Ani Lorak.

Marie:

“We Got The Moves” by Electric Callboy.

"Friesenjung" by Ski Aggu, Joost Klein and Otto Waalkes.

“Romantika” by Brutalismus 3000.

“Ratata” by glade paling and Vieze Asbak.

“Buurman Uit Berlijn” by MCR-T and Joost Klein.

Michelangelo:

Sunny:

“Shut Up And Dance” by Sophie and the Giants.

“Fairytale” by Alexander Rybak.

“Brother Louie” by Modern Talking.

“Damdiggida” by KEiiNO.

“Stor Mand” by Tobias Rahim ft. andreas odbjerg.

Luis:

“Go Bananas” by Little Big.

“Give That Wolf A Banana” by Subwoolfer.

“Dancing Lasha Tumbai” by Verka Serduchka.

“Rouska” by Käärijä and Erika Vikman.

“Turn It Up” by Oliver Tree, Little Big and Tommy Cash.

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12. ESTONIA 5Miinust & Puuluup - "(nendest) Narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi" 20th place

Decade Ranking: 40/153 [Above Trenuletul, below Pasha Parfeny]

For those of you who don't speak Estonian.

This is message for those that didn't believe in them.

Guess where they are honey.

They're in the final.

and they're here to stay 💋 :dramatic tallharpa:

YES, I KNOW, they're out this early. Honestly, It feels incorrect to rank 5M&P anywhere other than right above Trenuletul (their spiritual ancestor), and we've already reached them point on the spreadsheet, so... Blame that year for producing 11 better entries.

I don't think Estonia warrants an introduction this year. From the second ANY of us heard :inhales: nendestnarkootikumidesteiteameküllmidagi, :exhales (this may seem difficult to type out, but I speak a language that has words such as meervoudigepersoonlijkheidsstoornis and arbeidsongeschiktheidscommissie. Pity for the five readers I get from countries such as Romania and Portugal). Anyway, from the second any of us heard [LongestTitleEver], we all knew we were going to be in for a WILD ride.

And indeed, if there's anything you can say about Estonia is that their song went HARD in basically every live performance.

THE MEMEDANCE

(symmetrically branching out 😍)

THE TAVERN BRAWL INTO FRATERNIZATION NARRATIVE

OLD FARTS CARRYING ♥ ♥ ♥

(Yeah he does look like VSauce, i knooow...x)

Shenanigans coated by song whose lyrics effectively boil down to "Don't do drugs! Drugs are bad! Allow me to demonstrate all that can go wrong. :demonstrates absolutely nothing wrong: " 😍. This entry is hotter than a stovetop.

Never forget that they qualified, fairly comfortably, from the semi of death, with an absolutely FOUL live performance! 😂 (no wonder that Sofia Coll comparison came naturally...x). Sometimes the song and concept are good enough to carry a televote, take notes countries with no idea what makes a televoter tick (Belgium, Austria, Azer...x).

All in all, it was a really fun ride, so why not higher?

Well... You know I love a good trainwreck and Estonia provided one... but it's the same deal as Raiven and Kaleen in a sense. I think the song's really good on its own. It's a rich composition that masterfully showcases Estonia's musical tradition. No other country in the WORLD could present an entry like (Nendest) Narkootikumidest.

Yet, I found that the lives didn't do it as much justice as I would have liked. (Nendest) Narkootikumidest's first live I saw (the one at Hommik Aniga) remains the best one, largely because they managed to curb the chaos for just the right amount of time before unleashing it into a psychedelic shitstorm. What we got in Malmö was very fun too, but not quite as epic.

It's a little bit nitpicky, I know, but bear with me. I really like everyone left in the ranking. It's the little details such as "this doesn't reach its full potential" or "these vocals are kinda crooked" (both of which apply to Estonia 💔) that are going to make or break your further survival, alongside my personal whim. (Nendest) Narkootikumidest was good, and I cherish it, but I know it could have been better (case in point: Finland beat them by a handful of points 💀), and that realization sealed their fate for me.

That said, MEGA STOKED Estonia qualified (and some of my friends got to hang out with them during the off-time in Malmö you can imagine how jealous I am), so let's hear the song one last time, with THIS handy format so you have no excuse to misidentify Marko, Ramo, Lancelot, Kölver, North Korea (lol) and Päevakoer ever again!

and um lol yes another year with Lithuania as the top Baltic. Funny how that remains a constant over the years. (#LETTHEMHAVETHEIRFIRSTWINSOON)

THE RANKING

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Thank you for the 5miinust x Puuluup mention, they're all eye candy for me 😍

My pleasure! Let me repeat myself: the beauty of common people 🧡

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Eurovision Fact #850:

Puuluup, who represented Estonia with 5MIINUST in 2024, describe themselves as a "zombie-folk" duo.

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Participants of Malmö 2024: 5MIINUST x Puuluup, Eurovision.tv.

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EUROVISION RANT 2024

Last night was the night of creativity and culture that all (probably only like 20%) of Europe adores. Eurovision is one of the times when I, who am a very chill and non-judgemental person, will barf out my thoughts and write my commentary (cos I'm better than Graham Norton). STRAP IN MOTHERFUCKERS.....

We started this wonderful evening with a performance of Hooked On a Feeling which I gotta say is a banger but what's with that Burger King background? He was decent, to say the least but more or less it was just an old dude who stood on the stage singing which is just quite meh. Loved the flag parade, Swedish music is awesome. 

PERFORMANCE 1 : SWEDEN- UNFORGETTABLE- MARCUS & MARTINUS This is a damn catchy song but how are you supposed to tell those twins apart?! I loved the sort of club/ravey vibes it gave. The staging with all the flashing lights was pretty awesome. (ngl those twins were kinda cute) THE MEN IN BLACK DANCERS KILLED ME. It gave Matrix vibes and I'm here for it. The costumes reminded me of F1 drivers but I love it. Rank no. 10

PERFORMANCE 2: UKRAINE- ALYONA ALYONA & JERRY HEIL- TERESA  & MARIA Honestly, one of my favorites. Feminism in a good way. The taller woman gave off such Boudicca vibes and I love that, both women were so gorgeous and had amazing voices put together. I did say the rock reminded me of The Lion King but I really liked that. The costumes were also so aghhhh the Rey-Boudicca and the knight were such a great combo and the song was really catchy. Rank no.4

PERFORMANCE 3: GERMANY- ALWAYS ON THE RUN- ISAAK So. Much. Fire. Ya know, I'm actually disappointed by the fact that it wasn't in German. It's a solid song. It was quite rag-n-bone man style but I appreciate that. I do have to say it wasn't something ridiculously special but it's a nice song and a guy who looks like he gives a good hug. Rank no.14

PERFORMANCE 4: LUXEMBOURG- FIGHTER- TALI Firstly, I love her hair. It's so long and so pretty and she has got an insane voice. I'm not a fan of the song, though. It's too repetitive, extremely forgettable, and just mid song. It just wasn't anything special, it was a quite nice Middle Eastern vibe tho. Rank no. 23

PERFORMANCE 5: He got disqualified so I will not be ranking this.

PERFORMANCE 6: ISRAEL- HURRICANE- EDEN GOLAN What in the voodoo contortionist shit was that position at the beginning? Her dress tho, why she looking like she's just escaped Ghostface. Oh and look more shirtless men.  This isn't the worst song it's just not  the best. Another mid one like literally all of them this year. The dance was giving ring a ring a roses and the floor screens just were not it. She has an amazing voice, I won't lie that she doesn't but it's just not my vibe. Rank no. 17

PERFORMANCE 7:  LITHUANIA- LUKTELK- SILVESTER BELT This is one of my favourites. It's a catchy European bop and I love itttttt. The tracksuit looks well warm. I adore his jewelry its so nice. I literally started cossak dancing it was so catchy. It's a real vibe and I really appreciate it. The short people had me in stitches it was hilarious. It gave off severe jamboree vibe sbut I love that cos it's vibrant and bright and just pretty fucking awesome. Rank no.7 

PERFORMANCE 8: SPAIN- NEBULOSSA- ZORRA I am ashamed to say that I thought this was gonna be high ranking in my books but no. I am a changed person. This is a family show. I get that there's one like this every year but damn this was fucking scary. The men. In fucking thong arsed things. Nicht gut. The song was pretty good tho so and the 80s vibes rlly sold it to me. On the basis of the song not the staging, it was great. And, I mean, making out with a dancer on stage in front of your partner is very eurovision. Rank no. 13

PERFORMANCE 9: ESTONIA- 5MIINUST x PUULUUP-  (NENDEST) NARKOOTIKUMIDEST EI TEA ME (KÜLL) MIDAGI I swear this is just a group of dads who've gone screw it we're doing eurovision and rocked up with 90s rap up their sleeve and traditional instruments. I think its such a vibe and I would kill to be them when I grow up. The suits were great, idk what was up with the slits but for some reason it felt like what a k-pop group would wear to the met gala. Literally the cha cha slide. Rank no.9

PERFORMANCE 10: IRELAND- BAMBIE THUG- DOOMSDAY BLUES Fucking incredible song. Harry Potter mentioneddddd. Their make up is on-point. The song is on point. The outfit is on point. Everything abt it is so wonderfully perfect. The nails are a bit odd but its a vibe. The witches circle was incredible, the screaming bit was too. so witchy, so emo, so awesome. I loved the chilled out bit, in contrast to the rest it was perfect and probably needed. The reduction of clothing towards the end was pretty funny, my brother stared a bit too much but oh well it was great. Rank no. 1

PERFORMANCE 11:  LATVIA- DONS- HOLLOW What in the blue man x Gru crap is this? Honestly I didn't really register this one so I don't have a huge opinion on it. Also gives of Rag-n-Bone Man vibes even if it is  a typical eurovision song. Altogether its a meh song, not a fan, and the fit is just downright strange. Rank no.24 

PERFORMANCE 12: GREECE- MARINA SATTI- ZARI I am confused by this one. She has impeccable vocal control. I am extremely admiring that. The song was just a bit of a rubbish mishmash. There was too many elements. I did quite like that and the live stream addition watching on tv was quite nice. I'm confused by the outfit as well, everything just seems all over the place. It's giving Doja Cat but European. I liked the dance moves and it was pretty darn funny but just a bit mental. Rank no. 18

PERFORMANCE 13: UNITED KINGDOM- OLLY ALEXANDER- DIZZY As the youtube comments said, this gives severe gay lockerroom corn vibes. Just what the friggity frack. The crotch protection while dry humping each other?! It's just a bit odd. I did like the song. It's super catchy and very annoying. That guy can sing but maybe he needs to reevaluate where his loyalties lie in that. The staging was so confusing like for the whole thing I didn't know what was up or down or left or right, it was just mental. First proper European vibe English vibe that I've got. Very odd but it's sorta loveable. Rank no.19

HONOURABLE MENTION: LISA WOODRUFF - My whole family were so confused by this but the song was so funny for no reason such a vibe. It was genuinely better than some of the artists we've had this year. Mental but awesome.

PERFORMANCE 14: NORWAY- GÅTE- ULVEHAM I really enjoyed this one. The vocals are so ethereal and the 90s grunge mixed with Norwegian instrumental influences match perfectly. Stunning lady with an amazing band with her. The song just flowed ad the staging was all sea-witchy and I loved it. Great song, great staging, awesome euovision track. Rank no. 3

PERFORMANCE 15: ITALY- ANGELINA MANGO- LA NOIA The see through ish glittery tights were quite interesting I have to say. Her outfit was breathtaking. Her voice like many of these artists is incredible but not my vibe I have to admit. Its catchy I know it's someones cup of tea but it ain't mine. Overall, it's not too bad like I love the whole Mediterranean vibe but its just samey to the rest. Rank no.21

PERFORMANCE 16: SERBIA- TEYA DORA- RAMONDA The witchy vibes don't really match the song. I think it's really sweet. It's not super up there but it's a tune and I enjoyed listening to it. Here hair is so lovely as well. It really comes across as a bit of a plea for help but it's a lovely message and I always really enjoy Serbia's input because they're always shockingly good. I would love that dress as well if someone wants to go snag it for me. Rank no.8 

PERFORMANCE 17: FINLAND- WINDOWS95MAN- NO RULES! This is the one I've been waiting to yap about. Bloody hell this one was a ride. I'm gonna start with the fits and staging: it was so random, I am so here for it. The egg was just perfect for the randomness and running about the stage was awesomeeeee. The shorts descending from the heavens and then bursting into flames was a real highlight, so iconic. The guy dressed in all denim was such a vibe as well. I actually feel sorry for him cos the other guy stole the spotlight a bit but that was a true eurovision act. I feel I can always rely on inland to deliver something crazy and they smashed it out the park yet again. Rank no. 6

PERFORMANCE 18: PORTUGAL- IOLANDA-  GRITO The staging gave a beige mom house in the US, the makeup gave Coachella. I really thought it was quite a vibe, maybe a bit dentist office wedding but who cares shes a cracking voice and the dancers went down as 'the beekeepers in my house'. The light was giving Loreen's panini press again but it's not that bad and is a solid mid range one. Rank no.16

PERFORMANCE 19: ARMENIA- LADANIVA- JAKO This one HIT man. It was just a vibe, the like trumpets and the woman's mental ness. The patterns almost sent me into a seizure but it's eurovision, you're gonna have a migrane the next morning. She was so cool in her dress and I just loved it, the band was cool as well and jumping around the stage while singing complicated stuff like that is a talent so kudos to the singer. Rank no.11

PERFORMANCE 20: CYPRUS- SILIA KAPSIS- LIAR Yet another same samey song. It just wasn't giving me enough to get a notable score. This is no criticism to her herself but it just got too repetitive this year. Far too many scantily clad men dancing around young women. Particularly with this one, she's only 17 and she looks so much older and I was just worrying for her and praying that the dutch dude wasn't towards her. Rank no.22

PERFORMANCE 21: SWITZERLAND- NEMO- THE CODE One of my favourites for the evening. They looked like nemo as well it was so adorable. The talent to stay on that pendulum wheel thing is so freaking awesome. They cooked hard. Their vocals are so freaking stunning as well just an incredible, catchy one. The drum beat gave breakcore and it's just an ear-scratcher. It's just such a snazzy song. Rank no. 4

PERFORMANCE 22: SLOVENIA- RAIVEN- VERONIKA What in the water-coated body suit? The fit was questionable and so was the dance moves. Yet another situation where the contestant made out with the dancer. The light up tits and crotch were weird as well. Like highlighting the bits you shouldn't want to show off. Oh welllllll. IT was an interesting song, not particularly special but pretty typical eurovision. The eye makeup was on point also. Rank no.15

PERFORMANCE 23: CROATIA- BABY LASAGNE- RIM TIM TAGI DIM The pirate vibe meets My Chemical Romance were real. One of my favourites of the night. The cat pictures sold it to me heavily. I loved the fit it was such a vibe. I had it goin through my head all night. The meowing absolutely killed me. Such a banger a true sea shanty turned rock is the recipie to please my ears. Rank no.2

PERFORMANCE 24: GEORGIA- NUTSA BUZALADZE- FIREFIGHTER Yet another woman singing warbly surrounded by muscular men in interesting clothing. Her dance moves were extremely strange and probably not appropriate for the kids watching, particularly in that short of a dress. The song wasn't the worst though ( take that back probably one of my least favourites). The dance was just a bit odd. Rank no.20

PERFORMANCE 25: FRANCE- SLIMANE- MON AMOUR It was so boring. Like I was falling asleep. It needed spice. It was giving shit drake that sings falsetto that's too high for him. It was too repetitive, too boring. It didn't appeal to me one bit. Probably my least favourite. Rank no.25

PERFORMANCE 26: AUSTRIA- KALEEN- WE WILL RAVE Now, I'm not usually a fa of this vibe of music but kaleen executed it so freaking perfectly, its a n earworm that I hate but its so funny. Very Europop vibe to it, giving me jamboree vibes yet again. She reminds me of Taylor Swift and her little daughter was so sweet. This has gone down pretty well I think. Rank no.12

Now, I've finished my part and I didn't watch the after bits cos I was too busy falling asleep from slimane. Compared to last year, completely underwhelming but its decent. Some hhits hit, others missed the board completely. Sorry about even worse grammar and spelling than last year but that's all folks, see you in 2025.

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**Reminder! This is purely a bracket for the FASHION of the contest, and has nothing to do with your personal opinion of the contestants or their music.**

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Thirty Seven Little Films - Estonia

(nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi - 5MIINUST x Puuluup

Selection method: National final Has it been heard live? yes Semi final # 2 Drawn: 13th

The audacity to present a song about not knowing about drugs while some shady bloke is handing it out. Funny, gritty, complex and strange in the best possible ways. The dance is showcased. They even slowed it down for physically and choreographically challenged people can get it right.

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1, 2, 5, 37, 38

Sorry for many questions T T

1- Depends on the point of view, if it's about the person behind the blog so it would be my family, hetalia of course, and my hobbies. But if you want to know about Eesti, it would be the hobbies, the pride, Russia (Of course) and that's what I think

2- I'm out of paper right now so I can try to give it by digital.

5- I saw almost everyone in the fandom had a blog account on Tumblr so I started the blog and in the moment I saw that the followers could be considered friends I engaged with it and is just amazing this feeling of share about what you like or open the app and see the notifications!

37- When I was a child, my father had a tallharpa called Harf and one day my school they had a talent show and I brought Harf and in the middle of the presentation it just broke I was dying in that moment.... Hahaha

38- I like "Who is she" I monster. "Little dark age" MGMT. "(Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi" 5MIINUST x Puuluup.

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5MIINUST x Puuluup - (Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi ...

These guys rock!

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Top 5 songs in your native language?:)

okay okay um um !!! in no particular order really bc YOU CANT ASK ME THISSS I CANT PUT THINGS TO A LIST LIKE THAT you know how much i love music and how everything has NUANCE!!! esp since most of these you can't even compare because they're different in message and/or style etc etc... like do i take my current listening spree, overall music i like, classics???, this is mostly my current most listened to estonian stuff tho !! IF YOU want me to ramble about estonian music then i can okay but i would do it with individual artists bc AAAHhh ive spent like 20 minutes answerign this ask. bc i cant choose.

gameboy tetris - tabuuu definitely one of my favourite estonian musicians atm <3 Pavel please make more solo music please please please please please please please

2. 5miinust - ?mis sa tegid this thing gets stuck in my head at least twice a week . heart

3. sõpruse puiestee - sel õhtul okay i havent listened to this lately but this would probably be my first choice for a favourtie estonian song ever. there's so much emotion packed in this one and Allan Vainola has one of the voices EVER. it's so upbeat and happy but the lyrics... they're just... longing... the longing man... the yearning... this entire album is my favourite from them i think

4. nublu ft. Maria Kallastu - push it okay i have to put this here bc nublu makes bangers and this is the recent one and its just. i literally blame him for getting me to listen to more club-type music lmao

5. 5miinust x puuluup - külakiigel pole stopperit OKAYYYY YOURE getting another 5miinust song but look it has turbofolk in it !!!!!!!! YES ITS THIS SONG SHUT UP ITS GOOD they really fucking. did something with this. augh.

anyway um. i love cracked up estonian rap hip hop whatever and freaking it sensitive style . i'm gona leave you with a national treasure thats is the best song in the world trust /silly

ive unfortunately listened to this too much