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[rollerman1]

[fumifooms]

so glad you posted that compilation cus i literally can't stop thinking about chilchuck's succubi... everyone else's have so much to be said about them and are so much less straightforward than just classically sexual, but then chilchuck's Truly goes straight for the jugular. when i saw that one panel i could not stop jawdropping at how explicit they went with that implication like it's actually insane to me. i feel like it says a lot about him, what you said about him enjoying the simple pleasures of life like alcohol and sex, and he's really such... a guy. but if this is the most alluring form to him he really should get that divorce even if he still loves his wife i have to be honest LOL poor thing

YEAH literally it’s insane 💀I feel like due to the tension and action of the scene and the way the page is paneled it’s soo easy to brush over it and focus on other things without our eyes actually processing THAT. I have no clue how they’ll make it in the anime without just making it straight up obscene lmao, a friend joked that the sucking sound effect should be like a straw and I’d die laughing if Trigger does that. Maybe like slurping noodles instead. No clue what they’ll do genuinely.

I do believe Chilchuck is just Like That™️, but yes I also like to think that it reflects how deeper connections have hurt him in the past so he prefers relationships where he’s just there to do his job or just there to have fun without thinking and not have to worry about betrayal etc etc. He’s not there to think and have emotions he just wants to feel good for a while and be seduced and those things (succubi, sex alcohol etc) sure do that.

I wouldn’t say that this is the line crossed for why he shouldn’t get back with his wife though!! I do get the feeling that he and his wife just aren’t compatible and that they don’t communicate well, and with Chilchuck saying "I don’t know if it’ll go as well as in the stories, but I’ll try" about reaching out to her, and with idealization vs the actual person/thing being a big theme in Dungeon Meshi where we don’t know just how much he loves her or if he loves the ideal/memories of her, I do feel like they should reconcile but not get back together. BUT! I think the whole "most alluring form" thing shouldn’t be treated as the ultimatum that people often treat it as, the succubus chapters really reflect a bunch of themes that are present in the whole series, like ‘irrational instinctive desire vs what you actually want and need’ and such.

Again I’ll be spoiling a future analysis I want to make but… If the characters were to have their full minds in those chapters, what they rationally want most is very different than the succubus they got, something can be alluring but you’d still refuse it, like idk a cigar, hence why the succubi need to freeze their victims by reading their irrational desires so well. Chilchuck has gone 4 years since his separation with his wife still being faithful to her!!! FOUR!!! Had he his capacities he would not be cheating on her no sir. He’s marriage man have some faith. Had they their minds Laios and Marcille would be imagining Falin safe and welcoming instead. It’s much like with the Winged Lion, where the desires it twists the characters into aren’t the one they actually pursue (well, in Laios’ case at least. It emphases on them a ton even when it is a desire they show in everyday life), the monster twists the desires to have the outcome they want, it’s manipulation.

If your point is that the succubi don’t look like his wife though like come onnn you can’t either be asexual or think your partner is the literal prettiest person on Earth supermodel-like level to be with them and truly love them and be devoted come on… If that new blackhaired half-foot woman is her, then we saw with the succubi that he does favor her kind of eye shape, and idk that’s so much more romantic to me than hair color 🥺 Come onn he’s just a lil birthday guy he wants pleasure but he can’t fantasize about his wife bc it’d make him sad come onnn come on don’t hold it against him come onnn… Oh although I do read his "All your succubi are blonde, is your wife too?" "Shut up, don’t bring her up now!!" as guilt, bc he has a hard time thinking of himself as virtuous so I imagine in that moment he’s like "Man maybe this is why she left me… Maybe I really am not a virtuous husband…" and it’s like BUDDY a monster is playing you like a fiddle don’t make yourself feel bad over it 😭😭 I did write a fic around that concept though hehe 👈 But yes just defending my guy’s VIRTUES a bit out there. I do agree his wife had it rough, it must be so lonely and a lil devaluating to be his wife and always waiting on him and he can’t even work up the emotional maturity to voice that he loves you regularly when he is home 💀 Man is NOT a storybook prince charming

[everyryuujisuguro]

[etoilebleu]

Is it two weeks from now yet

[cannibalcaprine2]

why did i spend 9 hours in a discord call listening to fucking elevator music

[dittolicous]

i waaaaaaant to go hoooooooome

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Me finally climbing into bed after 36 hours:

[spaghett-onaplate]

Oh I IMMENSELY fucked up this morning now I'm gonna be almost an hour late to work 😭

[cwarscars]

Heids hair being a mullet when he's younger, his stubble short and as he gets older, his hair gets shorter and his beard gets bigger

[fwol-jintu]

Eksval playing with the military equivalent of a dollhouse (the dormitories) at 2 am whilst he still has papers laying around is crazy work.

Also what do you mean he doesnt contribute enough to his bureau?! He totally does! (He doesnt. The only thing he contributes is his support.)

'what should the new dorm be... a bathhouse, maybe? That wouldn't make sense though... maybe i should finally make that control room... but wait what about an office- noooo theres no table small enough... lounge? I already have a lounge though... a bar? Couches... i want sofas.' (<— Eksval's, aka my thought process while trying to decide what the new dorm's going to be)

[crescentmp3]

hi!! i got 87 from biology

[1800duckhotline]

watching so much analog horror related videos that im gradually hating more and more the majority of them

[chargetheintruder]

Wrassle Gibberish, and a Poll? Sure, why not?

Because you know what? Windham over there, a.k.a. Bray Wyatt, might need something to irritate and/or motivate him? Yeah. So first the Poll:

And with that out of the way? Okay, my apologies for being harsh but I was looking forward to some Wyatt, Uncle Howdy and Bliss weirdness at Wrestlemania, damn it. I'm not sure what happened, but here's my guesses. Educated hunches.

-- Maybe Windham legitimately got sick at a bad time. I don't know. The first reports I heard were that Windham had a finger injury or two, but that's not usually something you can't rest and recover from in 2-3 weeks. Ditto with a stomach virus. It just seems strange that nobody really knows why the guy behind Wyatt just quit?

-- Or maybe Lashley and Wyatt just couldn't work with each other. There did seem to be a HUGE personality conflict going on, with Bray Wyatt not wanting to do anything but his usual horror/cinematic style of match, where Lashley refused to do anything but a bare-bones beatdown of the kind he usually favors.

-- The Uncle Howdy presence didn't help matters, sure, given Lashley's track record of not taking kindly to head-games of ANY sort. But he had to know something like that was going to happen, he's not stupid. I don't know really. What I do understand, though, Is that I was asked to "lie for him" and "Can you keep a secret?" And as of right now I did both of those, a bit middling, but I did them, and for nothing? Yeah.

So I lied by pretending to give the secret away, saying "Oh, it's going to be a huge cinematic thing, and that's the issue: it was recorded weeks ago, it's in the can already and it's put a lot of people ON HOLD waiting for real time to catch up with 'Mania." I don't think people bought it but then again, nobody asked me, and I did spread quite a few lesser lies too.

As for the Damned Secret. Here it is: Fictional character Bray Wyatt is a fan of Fictional TV Station Local 58. This is a GIGANTIC clue as it regards Uncle Howdy, and Bray Wyatt's narrative. Or at least it WAS.

Here is a sample of Local 58 Broadcast material:

The hint here is the key to the narrative: in the Local 58 setting, The Moon is a living, cosmic horror type of entity, and the theme of that channel and its associated materials is that "the Moon will Eat the Earth." And people in that setting, some of them worship the moon, hoping they won't get devoured.

So where's the clues? The Main one reflects on Uncle Howdy. The resemblance isn't 100 percent clear in the mask, but in this new context, Uncle Howdy is supposed to be The Man in the Moon. This should be considered closely: who has routinely said "to the MOON!" in his promos? Who's intro is nearly identical in posture and body language to Uncle Howdy's?

Cameron Grimes. NOT Bo Dallas. Consider that the mainstream wrestling press on YouTube knows Grimes has been promoted to Main Roster, but "doesn't know what he's doing", they just know he's a) grown his hair out, and b) that he's "jacked", meaning extra muscular lately. Does that sound like the guy who attacked Bobby Lashley in Bray Wyatt's place?

The second clue is less obvious. The Moon Phase for tomorrow, April 1st, night one of Wrestlemania, is Waxing Gibbous, or the rising three-quarters phase right before the Full Moon. This could coincide with either the Return of The Fiend (whether it's Bray Wyatt or not) or Uncle Howdy's becoming his own force to be reckoned with, although it did look like Bray was trying a new, seventh character with the new Black Mask, and with the hint in the Uncle Howdy Weather Forecast during the Firefly Funhouse's tribute to Local 58. That clue was that the temperature ranges in all cities on that weather map were identical and showing the same seven-degree temperature spread. Seven, and not Wyatt 6.

So it LOOKED like, past tense, we were going to get either The Fiend, or a Fiend Alternate, with Bray, more insight into Uncle Howdy, in a match involving Bobby Lashley that could have been a banger, and all this with some Bliss on the side. But nah. Illness and maybe egos getting in the way.

Do I have more hunches? Sure, but they're less clear, and more in Bliss-fit country. And they assume a bit. Point is, someone had the whole world in his hands, and he choked. It happens. Maybe don't do it again? Or maybe do better at Wrestlemania Backlash: the Backlashening? The hell if I know. (*shrugs*)

[kumaronoa]

THIS IS NOT GOOD ....  HOYOVERSE PLEAAAASEEEE GIVE ME DILUC

[elkrisen]

okay today will be the last day for pendulum asks/intuition reading feeling very drained

[jazminethesilly]

my favorite type of trans dude is a trans dude who gets bottom surgery and then immediately after just make the craziest shit ever