#54 texts

[meidui]

tony turns 54 soon and steve finds him more attractive than ever 🥰

tony stopped making appointments with his colourist months ago and just lets his hair and beard be salt and pepper now because steve likes it

steve begs him to keep his reading glasses on during sex and tony obliges

sometimes tony forgets he isn't that young anymore but steve always remembers to get a pillow for his back

tony's pretty sure steve slipped up and called him daddy at some point last night which has never happened before but they haven't unpacked that yet

steve gets sappier and sappier the longer they've been together and he's recently made a habit of kissing the lines at the corners of tony's eyes and mouth

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: (not on record) DMV: TF THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

(Art by Natalie Fourdraine)

You know what you know what you know what?

Metonurge

[textsfromcybertron]

(+54): I’ll get the most aesthetic strap on, you’ll see

[vlasdygoth]

anonymous, c. 1981

[x-heesy]

𝙿𝚑𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘 (𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜) 🪩

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚇 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚕 & 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎 @freddie-xowie ❤️‍🔥✨

𝙳𝚘 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚡 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚐, 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎 𝙼𝚌𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚝

[rhiannonmackwood]

Delmar L'Eau (she/her) is a bratty mermaid trying to run for mayor, and she'll do whatever it takes to get the job.

Bonus: her nails

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: Hey, bro, you gotta control your dog, homie.

*Puffer & Nogla laugh*

Grizzy: He don't bite.

SMii7y: He do bite, I just witnessed it.

[goldenpinof]

we’re all doomed as an affirmation

[bangjiazheng]

昨天下午，16.54，我的(一个中国产手机，用中国移动手机号码，和老爸，老妈，华人朋友联系用)。突然收到这样一条短信，是（中国外交部领保中心）群发的。

发送这些短信的规律是什么????记录保存，待研究。

我不是来旅游的，为什么会在这个时间点(16.54 27.12.2024)，收到这个短信????

我的捷克手机号码，在另一个外国手机上，没有收到这个短信。

我会认真研究，在什么时间点会收到这类短信????

我会把这类短信每一条都记录下来。分析原因(????)

27.12.2024 上午记录

Yesterday afternoon, at 16:54, my (a Chinese-made mobile phone, with a China Mobile number, used to contact my dad, mom, and Chinese friends). Suddenly received such a text message, which was sent by the (Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs Consular Protection Center).

What is the pattern of sending these text messages???? Record and save for research.

I am not here for tourism, why did I receive this text message at this time (16.54 27.12.2024)????

My Czech mobile phone number, on another foreign mobile phone, did not receive this text message.

I will seriously study at what time I will receive such text messages????

I will record each of these text messages. Analyze the reasons (????)

Record on 27.12.2024 morning

昨天下午，16.54，我的(一个中国产手机，用中国移动手机号码，和老爸，老妈，华人朋友联系用)。突然收到这样一条短信，是（中国外交部领保中心）群发的。

发送这些短信的规律是什么????记录保存，待研究。

我不是来旅游的，为什么会在这个时间点(16.54 27.12.2024)，收到这个短信????

我的捷克手机号码，在另一个外国手机上，没有收到这个短信。

我会认真研究，在什么时间点会收到这类短信????

我会把这类短信每一条都记录下来。分析原因(????)

27.12.2024 上午记录

Yesterday afternoon, at 16:54, my (a Chinese-made mobile phone, with a China Mobile number, used to contact my dad, mom, and Chinese friends). Suddenly received such a text message, which was sent by the (Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs Consular Protection Center).

What is the pattern of sending these text messages???? Record and save for research.

I am not here for tourism, why did I receive this text message at this time (16.54 27.12.2024)????

My Czech mobile phone number, on another foreign mobile phone, did not receive this text message.

I will seriously study at what time I will receive such text messages????

I will record each of these text messages. Analyze the reasons (????)

Record on 27.12.2024 morning

[minigramarchive]

Episode 54: A Laughing Fit

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FIRST INITIAL LAST NAME BIRTH YEAR DMV: DOPIE Verdict: DENIED

[leaguesbottombitch]

Now i'm not gonna say Riot knows how to balance well. Naafiri for a good three patches was sitting at a, what, 54% WR? But thats not my point, because no one was talking about that. Briar aint even out yet and people think the Olaf-Yi-Nocturne character is busted not for any specific numbers but because... when shes fed she can ult and the player can let go of the controls and let her Frenzy AA whoever they caught out alone (who has no real CC) with ult to death...? As if there aren't a million videos of other champions doing this?? 😭 Yall focusing on the wrong things and its gonna make riot nerf her in the wrong ways.

[cctinsleykin]

I published a poetry book!!!

[bluesey-182]

54 pages into this book for my bookclub and jesus christ is it bad. it's so bad. it's so fucking bad. unbearable. intolerable. im gonna pull a muscle with how much im having to flop my head back and roll my eyes in disbelief of how fucking cliche and poorly done everything is. someone give me a lighter so i can set this thing on fire

[textheslightlymorelimited]

I went to the Bone Doctor again.

The Hole is still there.

We dont know what it wants.