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#greentext#4chan#5'4''#why do tiny guys always end up fucking 6'0 dudes in greentext are they projecting or#text
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CONOR MCGREGOR Road House (2024)
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Okay but ghost who is turned on by the size difference between you two. Ghost who notices one day that maybe your forearm and his dick are about equal lengths and thickness. Now he can’t stop imagining the bulge it would create in your tummy when he fucks you slow and deep. Ghost, who is guilty of manspreading whenever you walk into the room and lives for the blush that paints your cheeks as you notice his size, and he can’t help but puff his chest up with pride. Omg or ghost who remains unbeatable when you two spar, pinning you down on the mats so easily it’s laughable, pushing his pelvis into yours as one hand holds both your wrists above your head and he is absolutely living for the doe eyed look you give him from underneath. Just giving you my ghost brainrot of the hour lmao
His brain short-circuits when his whole hand easily fits around your wrist. He stops you from grabbing something and something thrums through him at the difference in size, but it digs in when he notices how wide your eyes go. Just staring down at his gloved hand on your wrist.
It's even worse if Ghost notices how much his fingers overlap around your ankle when he's pulling you back down the bed when you try to crawl away. He loves the way your breath hitches when your fingers barely touch after wrapping around his cock. When his boots frame your feet when he's fucking you from behind, it makes his blood pressure spike to see the two side by side.
He always makes you sit down first whenever you go out for a drink or stop at a diner for food. That way he's the first thing anyone sees before their eyes fall on you, and they never get too interested if they register the sheer size of him first. Their eyes sort of glance off you after that.
#im sorry to anyone who can't relate to these size diff things but im self inserting and im 5'4#cod mw2#ceil writing#cod x reader#simon riley x you#ghost/reader#cod simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#ghost cod
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Crimes against short people
#artie gifs#true detective#night country#true detective night country#true detective spoilers#silly stuff#this is me whenever people put stuff on the top shelf#or any shelf higher than the first one tbh#if the internet is to be believed she's 5'3#I'm 5'4“ so this is pretty accurate to my experience lol#no one giffed this so i had to figure out how to use a new giffing program for this#because instagiffer just straight up didn't work it would only record half the screen no matter what
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KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER
#*sounds only whales understand*#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#mancandykings#dilfgifs#dilfedit#*#i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair#BOYFRIEND SHAPED#it's the backwards hat for me#it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#me 5'4": i will pick him up#like picking up one of those giant teddy bears#GRAY HAIRS#me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly#i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#A SMILEY BOY#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#....that was a tag i've already used?#i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved
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they're making pathologic 3... prayers up for that guy's cervix 🙏
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Can we please se the age gap turtles in the future? Like what would they look like in ten years
Here you go~
#tmnt 2012#tmnt: age gap au#leonardo#raphael#donatello#michelangelo#leo never stopped growing#raph is forever stuck at 5'4''#donnie is about to hit a growth spurt#mikey is still baby#age gap au art
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some Kiki thoughts from a few days ago when i was bored out of my mind (feat. Carmine)
#pokemon#kieran#carmine#pokemon kieran#pokemon carmine#pokemon scarlet violet#all my favorite characters get fangs it's just how it is#it fits with their almost serpent-like designs anw#for the record i hc carmine as 177cm / 5'9ish#and kieran 159cm / 5'2 - later 165cm / 5'4#i can only guess he'll eventually be around carmine's height#if you came this far in the tags i just storyboarded an animatic with kieran hahahaha dammit
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obsessed rn with the notion that a tree was planted the day i was born. i imagine a lofty redwood (already 65 ft!) imbued with ambitions of touching the sky. protected by lush canopy, it has been weathered by neither neither time nor circumstance. it is sturdy and, when it sways in the wind, it never anticipates plummeting onto the rocky terrain below. we are diametrically different, but we have grown together. idk i just find that so comforting!!
#feel free to interpret this as me lamenting about being 5'4 lmao#prose poem#prose poetry#prose#spilled ink#mental health#mental illness#quotes#spilled words#dark academia#literature#words#words words words#my writing#spilled thoughts#thoughts#writing#writers and poets#writers on tumblr#writeblr#quotations#quoteoftheday
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just learned that ken jeong auditioned for abed and the image my brain is making is deeply disturbing
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Alright alright, I understand, Danny's the ghost king, he probably has fancy clothes he wears, since he lives in the castle...
But I raise you: Everyone who come to the castle to speak to him looks at him and asks where the King is because all they see is a guy who isn't even 5'6 wearing a hoodie and sweatpants and he's just like: Yeah sure, what do you need me for?
#danny fenton#danny phantom#ghost king danny#my headcanons#there is no way he's over 5'5#unless stated otherwise assume that Danny is 5'2-5'4 whenever i talk about him#its just true#because i said so
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ONE DAY ↳book > screen
Through another door, Dexter could glimpse the bedroom. One bedroom, one bed. He could feel the blood pumping in his chest.
She had begun to drink, taking big gulps, when suddenly Dexter’s hand was on her shoulder, then he was in front of her somehow, and kissing her. Her mouth still full of the effervescing water, she purse her lips tight to prevent it squirting in his face like a soda siphon. Leaning away, she pointed at her cheeks, absurdly ballooned like a puffer fish, flapped her hands, and made a noise that approximated to ‘hold on a moment’.
Chivalrously, Dexter stepped back to allow her to swallow. “Sorry about that.” “S’okay. You took me by surprise, that’s all.” She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. “Okay now?” “Fine, but Dexter, I have to tell you…” And he was kissing her again. "The thing is, Dex-" "Sorry about that, I just...bit self-conscious-"��
#one day#one day netflix#onedayedit#emma morley#dexter mayhew#leo woodall#ambika mod#bts one day#one day spoilers#tvedit#netflixedit#netflix#mystuff#one day tv#google tells me hes 6'1“ and shes 5'4”#their height difference was never more apparent than in this scene#hes GIANT and shes SO TINY lol#i never realized how much he had to lean down to kiss her lol#anyway im still not over them#heres yet another gifset lol
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how do you mock a guy who's that convinced his look is cool
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original under the cut
#klapollo#ace attorney#klavier gavin#apollo justice#ajaa#aa4#apollo justice ace attorney#also no apollo is not tall his bf just knows how to take a good pic#apollo is a 5'4 short king to me and i refuse to think he is any taller than that#saw the original and was overtaken by the urge to make this about the scrunklies#also to the fellow transbuffpollo truthers and hairy arm enjoyers... your welcome <3 this one is for u
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KEANU REEVES as TED "THEODORE" LOGAN Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
#Keanu Reeves#keanureevesedit#dailyflicks#filmedit#*#bill and ted#bill and ted's excellent adventure#Ted Logan#me 5'4": i will pick him up#excuse me what breed of puppy is this#A PRECIOUS#FRECKLES#the amount of cute aggression that is currently consuming me is like a 45 on the richter scale#when you've lived in one corner of tumblr for so long you don't know how to tag things#this movie gifs super super well wow#can i have one of these for my pocket#it would make my life a lot better#THAT SMILE WOULD MAKE FLOWERS GROW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA#his hair 😭😭😭
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I think Alfred deserves to be 5'6
This is now my evidence. His feet are BARELY touching the ground
#i think he is just short enough that martha and thomas teased him about#and now hes sorrounded by giants that make him look like he represents the lollipop guild#on the first note: martha was 5'4 but often over 5'6 in heels. she constantly wore heels. no escape for alfie#pennywaynes
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