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C'est un conducteur de taxi à Paris qui prend un touriste Américain. Il demande à ce qu'il lui fasse visiter la ville avant de le déposer. Ils passent devant le Louvre. L'américain lui demande ''Hey, qu'est-ce que c'est, ça?'' Le conducteur de taxi lui répond ''Ça? Mais c'est la pyramide Louvre, mon gars.'' - Et en combien de temps vous l'avez construit? - Euh...Chais pas, 5 ans... - Ah, nous on le fait en trois mois ça... Le conducteur ne relève pas et continue la visite. Il passe devant l'Arc de Triomphe. - Et ça, demanda l'Américain, qu'est-ce que c'est ? - Ça, s'étonna le conducteur, mais c'est l'Arc de Triomphe, avec le 14 Juillet et tout. - Et en combien de temps vous l'avez construit ? - Boah, une trentaine d'années... - Et nous on vous fait ça en une semaine, ça ! Se vanta l'Américain. Le conducteur commence à en avoir marre. Il l'amène aux Champs-de-Mars. - Et ça qu'est ce que c'est ? en montrant du doigt la Tour Eiffel - Ça ? Je sais pas, c'était pas là ce matin.
#L'américain lui demande ''Hey#qu'est-ce que c'est#ça?''#mon gars.''#- Euh...Chais pas#5 ans...#- Ah#nous on le fait en trois mois ça...#- Et ça#demanda l'Américain#qu'est-ce que c'est ?#- Ça#s'étonna le conducteur#mais c'est l'Arc de Triomphe#avec le 14 Juillet et tout.#- Boah#une trentaine d'années...#- Et nous on vous fait ça en une semaine#ça ! Se vanta l'Américain.#- Ça ? Je sais pas#c'était pas là ce matin.
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I am not immune to funny crackships.
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#*falsettos your chasitys*#this started out as a ‘aha yea they fucked once in highschool’ joke for me how did I end up here#it went from ‘Teddy: yea man it doesn’t count if your socks are on’ to queer teen situationship in the 90s angst with religious overtones#I would like to blame everyone who has made holybastard fanart/fanfics for converting me#I don’t see them as a long term relationship but more on an active affair between two old high school ‘friends’#I drew these while listening to The Last Dinner Party ans now I can’t stop thinking about holy bastard to some of their songs#‘picture me in bed- under your crucifix- under your long black hair- I’ll see you on Sunday’ are actual lyrics how can I not-#I just impor you to listen (there only 5 songs as of now) and do the same- ESPECIALLY SINNER ITS SUCH A MARK CODED SONG#who would have figured the queer ex religious person would be a sucker for queer relationships with religious themes#grace chasity#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#mark chasity#holy bastard#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#starkid animation#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes must die fanart#npmd fanart#npmd starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art#my animation
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twisted scientist: I have a bunch of brains in jars😁
#psychonauts#caligosto loboto#nightmaretheater#im back at it again babbbyyyy#ive been listening to ‘the terrifiyign tale of thela hun ginjeet’ its doing psychic damage to me with its groovy tunes#kinda just wanted to render a cool doodle i had lying around.Thats it really#my inspiration was the vibe of walking thru a vintage store thats what i was doing#but then i saturated the colors to hell and back (as i should)#could not be assed to render the brain but you see : Its in a jar. i reslly dont csre🫶🫶🫶🫶#oooohhh i love stealing peopels brsins and putting them in green preservative slop💞💞💞#time on canvas : 5 ans a half hours
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before dragons rising the closest jay got to looking like his mother, especially outfit wise was in season two (2) and season five (5) and only got further and further away from looking like her. until he became a villain.
#im going through the gallery on wiki cus i thought i was fucking cooking BUT DEAR GODS THIS IS A FULL COURSE MEAL AT THIS POINT#jay walker#libber gordon#*#ninjago#I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIM LOOKING LESS AND LESS LIKE LIBBER GROWING UP UNTIL JOINING THE WOLVES#ANS THEN HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER!!!!!!!#aaa i fucked up i said posession was s4 not 5 😭😭😭 anyway no one cares bye
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Ao no Exorcist Season 5 Ep 6 😭😂 My Own GIFs 💀💅🏻
The last gif is my favorite 😭😂💀
#ao no exorcist#blue exorcist#mephisto pheles#Samael#rin okumura#Ane#Season 5 Ep 6#Gif#shiro fujimoto
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is it true found family if they aren't clowns ?
#another reminder that i'm just a jester#and i enjoy being one#jojo bizarre adventure#vento aureo#golden wind#jjba#jjba part 5#giorno giovanna#trish una#leone abbacchio#bruno bucciarati#bruno buccellati#pannacotta fugo#narancia ghirga#guido mista#i mean you guys already knew about fugo and mista ans kinda nara but i changed fugo's color a lil so it's new now#my art#mine
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Guys can you believe I watched OUAT initially because (me as a medievalist in training who actually want to be a folklorist but folklorists got even less funding) I wanted to find more example materials of medievalism and folklore adaptation in modern media for my fuckon essay and said sure why not throw some disney roast in there and then the content of every episode was like stabbing the foundation of my academic and personal existence
why is this show like this
why is the disney ideal of moral and heroism like this?
Like who should I blame? Big corporation? The legacy of Hay's code and 20th century american censorship? americans? White male tv writers? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
but then there's rumbelle and what rumbelle could be if not for all of the above
#once upon a time#ouat#rumbelle#the Arthurian adaption in season 5 was what really seals it for me#sure#heroism and the worthiness of excalibur#malory would love to comment on thar#considering arthur pulled the sword out and then in ans then out and it has nothing to do with heroism
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Nothing is stronger than the bond between a girl and a piece of media they brushed off 10 years ago that they now realized is the greatest thing ever made
#In this context 'girl' refers to everyone this has happened to#I've already told the story about how I watched half of the first ep of khr and turned it off cuz I thought tsuna annoying#I did it with mairuma too I saw it coming out and just ignored it cuz I thought the concept was generic#And only picked it up when the manga was updating#Fukimono I read like up to when they go to the yokai world and never got to it till I got super sick actual YEARS afterwards#Sad to say but blue exorcist technically counts cuz I read 5 chapters ans stopped but it's cuz I got busy its not cuz I STOPPED liking aoex#I never stop liking blue exorcist this is for life#Jeweler richard anime I got to ep 6 and was convinced for a while it was mid and yeah the anime is but the manga/LN is amazing#I did this with a ton of vocaloid artists too#Let's not bury the lead (I say as bury the lead)#This post is actually cuz I've been binge reading yohaji#I have vague memories of looking at it so fucking long ago and thinking the first chapter was vulgar but once u get passed that hump wow#It's so good#I'm gonna make a separate post about hmmgm#Tell me what yall did this to thanks#Khr#Hitman reborn#Mairuma#mairimashita! iruma kun#fukigen na mononokean#fukimono#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#Jeweler richard#yohaji#Fuck what's the full yohaji title#Oh well
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Fuck les petits chats, moi comme animal de compagnie je veux un dragon.
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life is about the savior/attack dog dynamic
#bruno bucciarati#leone abbacchio#jjba part 5#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#jojos bizzare adventure fanart#jjba golden wind#golden wind jjba#bruno bucciarati jjba#leone abbachio jjba#UGH love this scene. obviously#I’m making part five good with my mind and my stubborn ability to make men kiss#my art#oh also savior attack dog applicable to Jolene and foo. and jotaro ans kakyoin. OBVIOUSLY
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Top 5 things you think Iyozane went "Wait I can do that now!" about and then jumped headfirst into.
This is hugely fun, let's give it a shot ♪
Run outside without shoes on and likely trip over their own feet a couple of times into eating a mouthful of sand. That definitely didn't go well especially on a rocky shore 😞
Make their own food. Kunimitsu made it seem so easy...
Talk aloud to themself without worrying about whether someone from the royal family is listening in. This turned them into quite the chatty boater as Fumikado notes when first meeting them.
Wear whatever they want. It's mismatched, but it's theirs!
Attempt (and fail) to befriend wild animals.
Attempt (and fail) to run from wild animals.
Row around people's questions about their past without getting in trouble over it. Helpful for when you're staring down your younger sibling who helped deliver you to the afterlife on a silver platter.
Become someone influential by their own merit, rather than being born into wealth, and finally find pride in what they do that doesn't just stem from their Fujiwara name.
Cut their own hair. Baldzane
Give life advice.
#ans#len'en project#fujiwara no iyozane#accidentally misread this as 10 rather than 5... oh well#more iyo is better iyo
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“Most of all, he listened for Jyn. He listened for her struggles. He listened for her voice. He tried to determine which steady tread on the sand was hers.
For all Cassian heard, she might have vanished from the face of Jedha.
She dominated his thinking nonetheless. Cassian believed neither pity nor pragmatism explained it.”
-Rogue One Novelisation by Alexander Freed
#i went through like 4 different quotes for this one#BUT THIS ONE!!!#HE LISTENED FOR JYN!!#SHE DOMINATED HIS THINKING!!!#NEITHER PITY NOR PRAGMATISM EXPLAINED IT!!!#mind you he has known her for all of like 5 hours at this point. cass ur crush is showinggggg#alexander freed what was the meaning of this#you write this ans expect me to NOT lose my mind???#anyways i love that cassian is walking normally and jyn is taking huge steps to keep in step with him. hilarious#rogue one#jyn erso#cassian andor
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— July 5, 1916 / Franz Kafka diaries
#wanted to include that poor felice part too ans alt is kinda place weirdly#July 5#july#1916#franz kafka#daily kafka#franz kafka diaries#quotes#alt text
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Walk with me every stage of my life
Happy late Mother’s Day to Lilyheart
#twigbranch#lilyheart#omen of the stars#a vision of shadows#the broken code#a starless clan#warrior cats#warriors#lilyheart is canonically short and I like to imagine that with her nwme Twigbranch has to be tall. so they’re hilarious to me#I LOVE these two so dearly. lilyheart is a such a good mom to twig#I’d daresay she might be the best protagonist mother tied with Dovewing#twig is very fond of her from books 1-5 of avos#she’s kinda weird and acts as if she doesn’t have much bond w her in book 6 but twig is weirdly harsh all that book (it’s the one where she#-is really bad abt mentoring flypaw and being pressured by finleap so I tend to just attribute her behavior that book to her being stressed#but nonetheless what they do get that’s good is REALLY good#they get to have so much on screen time together and lilyheart is SO fond of her#she reassures twig and sees her as her own daughter 100%#she talks about how she feels she has all her kits back with her when twig rejoins thunderclan <3#she even defends twig from Bramblestar in the first a starless clan book. the Erins very well could have forgotten their relationship-#-but I choose to believe that was on purpose#twig also has a sweet relationshio w ivypool too where ivypool being her first mentor and lilyheart being her adoptive mom come ans-#congradulate her when she finally passes her asssesment. twigbranch is THE found family warrior cat#anyway idea of the piece is lilyheart being there from twig’s kithood (morning) to her being a warrior (night) just through the passage-#of time#and with that the light moves from the left to the right#illustration
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Lucifer In The New OP - The Saint Of Destruction
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(I tried to upload this post two times yesterday, if it doesn't work again I will be maaaad)
I think they did an incredible job capturing Lucifer's essence in the new opening—in just one frame. That single image speaks volumes, not just about a specific moment in this season (which I won’t spoil), but about Lucifer as a character overall.
This depiction perfectly aligns with what Samael implied during their reunion in the War Declaration:
Lucifer is a being of contradictions. He presents himself as a saint, as someone striving for peace and reaching for the light, yet his actions betray the reality of his nature. He burns the world around him, not for justice or salvation, but because he believes that in the ashes of destruction, his own pain might finally end.
This isn’t a character seeking redemption or reconciliation—he’s carving a path to the light on a mountain of corpses, each step further solidifying his self-centered crusade. The brilliance of Lucifer lies in this dichotomy: a self-proclaimed savior who destroys everything in his pursuit of peace.
It’s tragic and infuriating because he genuinely believes he’s doing the right thing. But his version of "right" often means obliterating anything and anyone in his way, whether they deserve it or not. He’s not the hero he wants to be—he’s just a broken being trying to extinguish his own suffering, no matter the cost.
That single frame in the opening? It encapsulates all of this perfectly. Lucifer: the saint of destruction.
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Any thoughts on the new trailer?
going to beso honest like righr now, lime COMELTY honest righr now, i actually do not care for tadc lime .. at all .. it is not a show id usually watch and when it does come out i will probably not watch ir unless im feing like watching ragapom moments i guess ? it juat isnr sowmthing i actually care aboit .. so sorry to you all i am actually not a tadc fan 💔 heartbreaking im sure, i juat am a daily distrubutor for ragapom art
ive heard about it rhoifh from posts ? the like princesss of sweets or soemthig, she seems pretty i guess ?? sowmrhing aboit pomni beong jelaous for ragatba and the sweets princess, old woman yuri idonrknkw my sources are from gay artists but looks good o guess 👍 im sure it will be fun !
#i dont even knlw WHY i drew ragapom art in the begining lik actuallu#i didnt even actualy ship them#i watched the tadc trailer because i was seeong the charagers from it everywhere#and i was like yeah alroghr ill give it a look#it wasnt my thing ! i wasnt Interested in it but thats just me i just am not an animatrd kins of dark show person#me personally i love happy feel good things or anythong that is gay and depressing#i think i started drawing ragapom because o saw a fanart foe ir maybe ? ans thoifht it was cutw and was like yeah sure ill add to that#it was in lke novemeber i had zero other things to do i may as well start a tumblr art accounr i guess !#kind of funny to me how i thinm im like the artist who draws ragapon the most because i do it like daily#and yet i have zero interwat in the show#to be fair allthe fandom i am interwsted on have like so few people who care aboit ir#like for me to be in a fandom woth over 5 people ??? crazy ...#ragapom is cute thoufh ! i love okder women#soemtone tell me how it ends and if it ends happily i will watxh kr but if it ends sadly i will not#i will NEVER watxh a show with sk many epaopdes just flr there to be a sad ending#i will only watxh lesbian movies with tragic endings and NOTHING else#everyrhing else needs to be happy
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