#5 ans...

[lolochaponnay]

C'est un conducteur de taxi à Paris qui prend un touriste Américain. Il demande à ce qu'il lui fasse visiter la ville avant de le déposer. Ils passent devant le Louvre. L'américain lui demande ''Hey, qu'est-ce que c'est, ça?'' Le conducteur de taxi lui répond ''Ça? Mais c'est la pyramide Louvre, mon gars.'' - Et en combien de temps vous l'avez construit? - Euh...Chais pas, 5 ans... - Ah, nous on le fait en trois mois ça... Le conducteur ne relève pas et continue la visite. Il passe devant l'Arc de Triomphe. - Et ça, demanda l'Américain, qu'est-ce que c'est ? - Ça, s'étonna le conducteur, mais c'est l'Arc de Triomphe, avec le 14 Juillet et tout. - Et en combien de temps vous l'avez construit ? - Boah, une trentaine d'années... - Et nous on vous fait ça en une semaine, ça ! Se vanta l'Américain. Le conducteur commence à en avoir marre. Il l'amène aux Champs-de-Mars. - Et ça qu'est ce que c'est ? en montrant du doigt la Tour Eiffel - Ça ? Je sais pas, c'était pas là ce matin.

[yourlocalabomination]

I am not immune to funny crackships.

+ Bonus

[medicalunprofessional]

twisted scientist: I have a bunch of brains in jars😁

[hopelesslovebug]

is it true found family if they aren't clowns ?

[lyrainbeleriand]

Guys can you believe I watched OUAT initially because (me as a medievalist in training who actually want to be a folklorist but folklorists got even less funding) I wanted to find more example materials of medievalism and folklore adaptation in modern media for my fuckon essay and said sure why not throw some disney roast in there and then the content of every episode was like stabbing the foundation of my academic and personal existence

why is this show like this

why is the disney ideal of moral and heroism like this?

Like who should I blame? Big corporation? The legacy of Hay's code and 20th century american censorship? americans? White male tv writers? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

but then there's rumbelle and what rumbelle could be if not for all of the above

[frobby]

Nothing is stronger than the bond between a girl and a piece of media they brushed off 10 years ago that they now realized is the greatest thing ever made

[mel-et-ses-histoires]

Fuck les petits chats, moi comme animal de compagnie je veux un dragon.

[artttho]

life is about the savior/attack dog dynamic

[art-question-mark]

“Most of all, he listened for Jyn. He listened for her struggles. He listened for her voice. He tried to determine which steady tread on the sand was hers.

For all Cassian heard, she might have vanished from the face of Jedha.

She dominated his thinking nonetheless. Cassian believed neither pity nor pragmatism explained it.”

-Rogue One Novelisation by Alexander Freed

[dailykafka]

— July 5, 1916 / Franz Kafka diaries

[vic-does-battlecats]

Walk with me every stage of my life

Happy late Mother’s Day to Lilyheart

[spitinsideme]

Any thoughts on the new trailer?

going to beso honest like righr now, lime COMELTY honest righr now, i actually do not care for tadc lime .. at all .. it is not a show id usually watch and when it does come out i will probably not watch ir unless im feing like watching ragapom moments i guess ? it juat isnr sowmthing i actually care aboit .. so sorry to you all i am actually not a tadc fan 💔 heartbreaking im sure, i juat am a daily distrubutor for ragapom art

ive heard about it rhoifh from posts ? the like princesss of sweets or soemthig, she seems pretty i guess ?? sowmrhing aboit pomni beong jelaous for ragatba and the sweets princess, old woman yuri idonrknkw my sources are from gay artists but looks good o guess 👍 im sure it will be fun !

[everybody-hit-the-pyro-cue]

apparently the only time i watch shit with my family is chinese american stuff

[yamsgarden]

Unmute ^0^

the "oAH t'as gueule" killed me enough to want to reanimate this bit

[miraofhearts2point0]

genuinely was so shocked when I looked around fandom tags and saw how grossly people talked about heiya, I was fully convinced I had names mixed up because?? huh?? the takes people had about her were insane.

the way they were straight up calling her Niragi bc she....is hypersexual???? the only similarities between them is they are mentally ill and had shitty upbringings.

imo, Heiya is the perfect example of sex differences in upbringings bc why was she forced to suffer alone while Niragi made it everyone else's problem???

the adap writers did her sooo dirty too bc God Forbid a woman has any sexual urges af all. #noticing how they made Shibuki seem extremely manipulative toward Chota and Heiya attempt to SA someone (despite beimg a rape survivor?) when the two of them were the only women who initiated sex in the manga, but outright cut out the Arisu/Usagi sex scene when, technically, Usagi should be equally as demonized for engaging in such scandalous behavior. but that wouldn't fit the "perfect angel saint" image everyone has of her (which is an issue on its own bc that's literally just how Niragi sees her...aka her aggressor?? whatever)

it's so infuriating can people treat female characters with the same level of complexity and care as they do male characters im begging

[q-sugarartcorner]

just a doodle for an au

Basically, n has a similar experience as in the anime where ghetsis summons reshiram early and the castle is burned down.

N is badly injured, and some pokemon rind him and bring him to civilization, where alder takes him n.

N is unsure ehat to believe, where he still firmly believes in plasmas goals, but slowly loosens up.