C'est un conducteur de taxi à Paris qui prend un touriste Américain. Il demande à ce qu'il lui fasse visiter la ville avant de le déposer. Ils passent devant le Louvre.
L'américain lui demande ''Hey, qu'est-ce que c'est, ça?''
Le conducteur de taxi lui répond ''Ça? Mais c'est la pyramide Louvre, mon gars.''
- Et en combien de temps vous l'avez construit?
- Euh...Chais pas, 5 ans...
- Ah, nous on le fait en trois mois ça...
Le conducteur ne relève pas et continue la visite. Il passe devant l'Arc de Triomphe.
- Et ça, demanda l'Américain, qu'est-ce que c'est ?
- Ça, s'étonna le conducteur, mais c'est l'Arc de Triomphe, avec le 14 Juillet et tout.
- Et en combien de temps vous l'avez construit ?
- Boah, une trentaine d'années...
- Et nous on vous fait ça en une semaine, ça ! Se vanta l'Américain.
Le conducteur commence à en avoir marre. Il l'amène aux Champs-de-Mars.
- Et ça qu'est ce que c'est ? en montrant du doigt la Tour Eiffel
- Ça ? Je sais pas, c'était pas là ce matin.
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Me watching Daniel being physically and emotionally tortured, suffering brain damage caused by a gremlin with a broken heart.
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Est ce que si un alligator vend de la drogue on peut dire que crocodile ?
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“Most of all, he listened for Jyn. He listened for her struggles. He listened for her voice. He tried to determine which steady tread on the sand was hers.
For all Cassian heard, she might have vanished from the face of Jedha.
She dominated his thinking nonetheless. Cassian believed neither pity nor pragmatism explained it.”
-Rogue One Novelisation by Alexander Freed
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— July 5, 1916 / Franz Kafka diaries
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I am going to again mention that Hikaru No Go cdrama adaptation Qi Hun is on youtube for free (iqiyi), really really good, and if you ever shipped the two rivals to partners then the cdrama decides well They Do Too and cranks it to Bad Buddy childhood rivals to desperately longing for each other to domestic and professional partners levels. (I'm not kidding, to spoil the ending out of context: they move in together with one bed, play partner go for future career, and end the show together happy). And yes, our ghost friend still absolutely decimated me emotionally. <3 ;-;
Anyway I just. While it's absolutely amazing as a show on simply the merit of quality, pacing, good storyline, solid story it's based on And solid adaptation that kept things true while putting it's own touches? It's also really really heartfelt if you like childhood enemies/friends to partners stories. And it feels as bl as Guardian or Word of Honor did, easily (so clearly shippers helped make the show lol).
Here's where to watch!
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Any thoughts on the new trailer?
going to beso honest like righr now, lime COMELTY honest righr now, i actually do not care for tadc lime .. at all .. it is not a show id usually watch and when it does come out i will probably not watch ir unless im feing like watching ragapom moments i guess ? it juat isnr sowmthing i actually care aboit .. so sorry to you all i am actually not a tadc fan 💔 heartbreaking im sure, i juat am a daily distrubutor for ragapom art
ive heard about it rhoifh from posts ? the like princesss of sweets or soemthig, she seems pretty i guess ?? sowmrhing aboit pomni beong jelaous for ragatba and the sweets princess, old woman yuri idonrknkw my sources are from gay artists but looks good o guess 👍 im sure it will be fun !
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ops on bitchy remus
mans deserves to be bitchy !!!
even when bitchy this man is so soft (atyd i'm looking at you. i'm looking at you "happy valentines day wanker". i'm looking at you "remus would allow sirius anything". i'm looking at you "i came back to you.") - actually don't think atyd remus is bitchy but that's the general consensus
i don't think there's a single presentation of remus that i haven't enjoyed yet, i love a good bitchy remus
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