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lolochaponnay · 11 months ago
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C'est un conducteur de taxi à Paris qui prend un touriste Américain. Il demande à ce qu'il lui fasse visiter la ville avant de le déposer. Ils passent devant le Louvre. L'américain lui demande ''Hey, qu'est-ce que c'est, ça?'' Le conducteur de taxi lui répond ''Ça? Mais c'est la pyramide Louvre, mon gars.'' - Et en combien de temps vous l'avez construit? - Euh...Chais pas, 5 ans... - Ah, nous on le fait en trois mois ça... Le conducteur ne relève pas et continue la visite. Il passe devant l'Arc de Triomphe. - Et ça, demanda l'Américain, qu'est-ce que c'est ? - Ça, s'étonna le conducteur, mais c'est l'Arc de Triomphe, avec le 14 Juillet et tout. - Et en combien de temps vous l'avez construit ? - Boah, une trentaine d'années... - Et nous on vous fait ça en une semaine, ça ! Se vanta l'Américain. Le conducteur commence à en avoir marre. Il l'amène aux Champs-de-Mars. - Et ça qu'est ce que c'est ? en montrant du doigt la Tour Eiffel - Ça ? Je sais pas, c'était pas là ce matin.
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yourlocalabomination · 1 year ago
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I am not immune to funny crackships.
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medicalunprofessional · 1 year ago
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twisted scientist: I have a bunch of brains in jars😁
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denkilightning · 11 days ago
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before dragons rising the closest jay got to looking like his mother, especially outfit wise was in season two (2) and season five (5) and only got further and further away from looking like her. until he became a villain.
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moelang-d · 7 days ago
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Ao no Exorcist Season 5 Ep 6 😭😂 My Own GIFs 💀💅🏻
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The last gif is my favorite 😭😂💀
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hopelesslovebug · 2 years ago
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is it true found family if they aren't clowns ?
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lyrainbeleriand · 3 months ago
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Guys can you believe I watched OUAT initially because (me as a medievalist in training who actually want to be a folklorist but folklorists got even less funding) I wanted to find more example materials of medievalism and folklore adaptation in modern media for my fuckon essay and said sure why not throw some disney roast in there and then the content of every episode was like stabbing the foundation of my academic and personal existence
why is this show like this
why is the disney ideal of moral and heroism like this?
Like who should I blame? Big corporation? The legacy of Hay's code and 20th century american censorship? americans? White male tv writers? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
but then there's rumbelle and what rumbelle could be if not for all of the above
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frobby · 1 year ago
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Nothing is stronger than the bond between a girl and a piece of media they brushed off 10 years ago that they now realized is the greatest thing ever made
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mel-et-ses-histoires · 3 months ago
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Fuck les petits chats, moi comme animal de compagnie je veux un dragon.
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artttho · 6 months ago
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life is about the savior/attack dog dynamic
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hyikal · 10 days ago
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Top 5 things you think Iyozane went "Wait I can do that now!" about and then jumped headfirst into.
This is hugely fun, let's give it a shot ♪
Run outside without shoes on and likely trip over their own feet a couple of times into eating a mouthful of sand. That definitely didn't go well especially on a rocky shore 😞
Make their own food. Kunimitsu made it seem so easy...
Talk aloud to themself without worrying about whether someone from the royal family is listening in. This turned them into quite the chatty boater as Fumikado notes when first meeting them.
Wear whatever they want. It's mismatched, but it's theirs!
Attempt (and fail) to befriend wild animals.
Attempt (and fail) to run from wild animals.
Row around people's questions about their past without getting in trouble over it. Helpful for when you're staring down your younger sibling who helped deliver you to the afterlife on a silver platter.
Become someone influential by their own merit, rather than being born into wealth, and finally find pride in what they do that doesn't just stem from their Fujiwara name.
Cut their own hair. Baldzane
Give life advice.
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art-question-mark · 2 years ago
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“Most of all, he listened for Jyn. He listened for her struggles. He listened for her voice. He tried to determine which steady tread on the sand was hers.
For all Cassian heard, she might have vanished from the face of Jedha.
She dominated his thinking nonetheless. Cassian believed neither pity nor pragmatism explained it.”
-Rogue One Novelisation by Alexander Freed
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dailykafka · 2 years ago
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— July 5, 1916 / Franz Kafka diaries
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vic-does-battlecats · 9 months ago
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Walk with me every stage of my life
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Happy late Mother’s Day to Lilyheart
#twigbranch#lilyheart#omen of the stars#a vision of shadows#the broken code#a starless clan#warrior cats#warriors#lilyheart is canonically short and I like to imagine that with her nwme Twigbranch has to be tall. so they’re hilarious to me#I LOVE these two so dearly. lilyheart is a such a good mom to twig#I’d daresay she might be the best protagonist mother tied with Dovewing#twig is very fond of her from books 1-5 of avos#she’s kinda weird and acts as if she doesn’t have much bond w her in book 6 but twig is weirdly harsh all that book (it’s the one where she#-is really bad abt mentoring flypaw and being pressured by finleap so I tend to just attribute her behavior that book to her being stressed#but nonetheless what they do get that’s good is REALLY good#they get to have so much on screen time together and lilyheart is SO fond of her#she reassures twig and sees her as her own daughter 100%#she talks about how she feels she has all her kits back with her when twig rejoins thunderclan <3#she even defends twig from Bramblestar in the first a starless clan book. the Erins very well could have forgotten their relationship-#-but I choose to believe that was on purpose#twig also has a sweet relationshio w ivypool too where ivypool being her first mentor and lilyheart being her adoptive mom come ans-#congradulate her when she finally passes her asssesment. twigbranch is THE found family warrior cat#anyway idea of the piece is lilyheart being there from twig’s kithood (morning) to her being a warrior (night) just through the passage-#of time#and with that the light moves from the left to the right#illustration
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moelang-d · 1 month ago
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Lucifer In The New OP - The Saint Of Destruction
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(I tried to upload this post two times yesterday, if it doesn't work again I will be maaaad)
I think they did an incredible job capturing Lucifer's essence in the new opening—in just one frame. That single image speaks volumes, not just about a specific moment in this season (which I won’t spoil), but about Lucifer as a character overall.
This depiction perfectly aligns with what Samael implied during their reunion in the War Declaration:
Lucifer is a being of contradictions. He presents himself as a saint, as someone striving for peace and reaching for the light, yet his actions betray the reality of his nature. He burns the world around him, not for justice or salvation, but because he believes that in the ashes of destruction, his own pain might finally end.
This isn’t a character seeking redemption or reconciliation—he’s carving a path to the light on a mountain of corpses, each step further solidifying his self-centered crusade. The brilliance of Lucifer lies in this dichotomy: a self-proclaimed savior who destroys everything in his pursuit of peace.
It’s tragic and infuriating because he genuinely believes he’s doing the right thing. But his version of "right" often means obliterating anything and anyone in his way, whether they deserve it or not. He’s not the hero he wants to be—he’s just a broken being trying to extinguish his own suffering, no matter the cost.
That single frame in the opening? It encapsulates all of this perfectly. Lucifer: the saint of destruction.
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spitinsideme · 10 months ago
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Any thoughts on the new trailer?
going to beso honest like righr now, lime COMELTY honest righr now, i actually do not care for tadc lime .. at all .. it is not a show id usually watch and when it does come out i will probably not watch ir unless im feing like watching ragapom moments i guess ? it juat isnr sowmthing i actually care aboit .. so sorry to you all i am actually not a tadc fan 💔 heartbreaking im sure, i juat am a daily distrubutor for ragapom art
ive heard about it rhoifh from posts ? the like princesss of sweets or soemthig, she seems pretty i guess ?? sowmrhing aboit pomni beong jelaous for ragatba and the sweets princess, old woman yuri idonrknkw my sources are from gay artists but looks good o guess 👍 im sure it will be fun !
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