#47 injured 13 dead all of them me

[stormyoceans]

FEASTING ON THESE CRUMBS LIKE THEY ARE A FIVE COURSE MEAL

[rollinsland]

Jey Uso Beard Snow Incident, 13 dead 47 injured.

I'm gonna perish with all the grey in these men's beards theyre so fucking sexy I'm not strong enough bestie I can't do it help me stand my legs are so WEAK...

100% Bestie lmao Look at these men!!! So sexy 🥰 They should never be allowed to color them beards

[scatterpatter]

Corren - 1 through 100 - You did this to yourself.

FUCK YOU *UN-IRONICS YOUR ASK*

UNDER THE FUCKING CUT

1. What do they smell like?

Bad. Do you think their party is able to regularly take showers? I thinketh the fuck not. ... Pine and old books when he can self care tho.

2. What is their voice like?

Listen I know Corren, being taller, would be more likely to have a deeper register but you'll tear "tenor Corren" out of my cold dead hands

3. What is their biggest motivator?

Spite.

4. What is their most embarrassing memory?

When he first met his BFF Alondra, he was so antisocial and good at ignoring people that she actually got the impression he might have been hard of hearing. She never let him live that down. (one day I'll finish this fic i promise)

5. How do they deal with/react to pain?

"I will keep all of my pain in here, and one day I'll die." ... Okay but listen he's squishy so he takes like one hit and is bloodied up. Someone get him a healer. Pls.

6. What do they like to wear?

He likes his cloak. Its weighty and soft(well. WAS soft. got a bit of wear and tear these days.) and like. Who doesnt love cloaks.

7. Which of their relationships have impacted them most positively?

Ohhhhh fuuuccck this one's tough. I might have to go with Torvid honestly. While the entire party has had a positive impact on him(and trust me I was this close to picking Alistair), Torvid's been more of the one to call him out on his bullshit and to, oh I don't know, talk about your emotions? Ever??? Yknow BEFORE they become too much to handle and he absolutely breaks down???

8. What’s the weirdest thing they’ve ever eaten?

Alistair's cooking.

9. Describe the way that they sleep.

Good luck finding him NOT cuddled up with at least one dog. Tbh he just enjoys cuddles in general.

10. What is their favorite food/kind of food?

FUCKIN. GIVE HIM A GOOD STEAK. THIS BOY IS MOSTLY CARNIVORISTIC.

11. What do they feel most insecure about?

As tempted as I am to say "His cooking", it's actually his singing.

12. How do they like to dress?

"Comfort over flashiness tbh. I gotta go ADVENTURING in whatever I wear after all."

"... Also don't you DARE perceive me as cishet."

13. How do they react to feelings of guilt?

Call him a genie because he will BOTTLE THAT SHIT UP.

14. How do they react to/deal with betrayal?

Denial :D

15. What is their greatest achievement?

Shrike: Killing his dad

Me: NOOOOOO

EDIT: WAIT THIS WAS ANSWERED IN Q99 WHAT THE HECK

16. What are they like when they’ve gotten too little sleep?

Somehow more of a dick than usual. Snappy and cranky and just. Mrehhh.

17. What are they like when they’re drunk?

Doesn't get drunk often, but when he does I imagine he's actually giggly and a little clingy. It's cute :)

18. What kind of music do they enjoy?

*Opens my Corren playlist* Oh yeah. It's either full edgy alt rock or indie alt "depressed millenial" tracks.

19. Are they right or left handed?

FFFuuhhhhck uhhhh well

Looking over my old art I can't seem to pick a dominant hand(I've even drawn him handling his sniper with either hand???????????) so like oops guess he's ambidextrous.

20. Fears?

The dark, the ocean, dying alone and forgotten, his friends losing their trust of him

21. Favorite kind of weather?

Rain!!!! Especially cool rain like what people often get in fall months.

22. Favorite color?

Indigo!!!

23. Do they collect anything?

Books :3

24. Do they prefer either hot or cold weather more?

Cold weather by far.

25. What is their eye color?

Electric blue!

26. What is their race/ethnicity?

Well his race is a homebrew race known as Marelienth. Uhhh ethnicity? Idk he's from a mountain town way up north *shrugs*

In human aus I imagine him as half-Mongolian half-Norwegian so ayee

27. Hair color?

Black!

28. Are they happy where they are currently?

No :D He loves adventuring with his party don't get me wrong but he still has a lot of trauma to unpack. ... Also he was just possibly broken up with soooo. :/

29. Are they a morning person?

NOPE.

30. Sunrise or sunset?

*motions to above question* Sunset.

31. Are they more messy or more organized?

More organized, actually!

32. Pet peeves?

*unravels a list. It's all shit the party has done. Mostly Alistair.*

33. Do they own any objects of significant personal importance?

HOOUSIDSJFK- HE- Y-YEAH HE SURE DOES

His amethyst pendant used to belong to his brother, Julian, and he gave it to Corren right before they were separated so you BET it's sentimental as shit and he wears it daily.

34. Least favorite food?

Mecha's usually a great cook but one time trolled him with some absurdly spicy curry he couldn't handle and he's never forgiven them.

35. Least favorite color?

Hmmm. Maybe... yellow?

36. Least favorite smell?

He spent a year with his party in a damp cave and no showers, so uh. I'll give you a guess.

37. When was the last time they cried?

Literally last night in our game's timeline :D Full breakdown and everything!

38. Were they with anybody the last time they cried?

Torvid :D He was there to comfort

39. Tell us about one of the times they got injured?

One time they were in combat and Corren took a few hits and was down to about 2hp or so. He had a temporary level thanks to Kieran, which boosted his HP a little bit. When he teleported them to a safe town, though, well... Torvid was waiting for them so that's cool. But uh. Yeah that temporary level wore off then and there, dropping Corn Cob to exactly 0hp and he just- flopped down face first in the snow and started dying then and there KJNDKLFNSLKN

40. Do they have any scars?

:)

Do you want to talk about the scar over his eye from a fight he got in with his dad or like. The scars on his limbs from the time he was literally experimented on.

41. Do they struggle with any mental health issues?

:)

Undiagnosed+Untreated Anxiety, Depression, DPDR, PTSD, just to name a few

42. Do they have any bad habits?

Running away from his problems, definitely.

43. Why might someone dislike them?

He's a pretentious nerd. He can be a dick if he doesn't care about you.

44. Why might someone love them?

He's an adorable nerd! He's a hopeless romantic and oddly enough an optimist. He's passionate and driven too!

45. Do they believe in ghosts?

Well ghosts are like- a canon proven thing in his world sooo. Yeah.

46. Is there anyone they would trust with their lives?

His party. Well- most in his party.

47. Are they romantically interested in anyone?

Nethyl :)

48. Are they dating/married to anyone?

He's dating Nethyl and they're in a happy and healthy relationship :) *politely ignores canon*

49. Do they like surprises?

NO >:(

50. When is their birthday?

Heroya 5th! I think. I don't wanna check, assume it's this.

51. How do they usually celebrate their birthday?

"You guys celebrate your watchdays?"

Jokes aside, he mainly just treats himself to a nice dinner and a new book or something :)

52. Do they have any family?

Two older siblings: Julian and Mila. His parents are Andreas and Fanya!

53. Are they close to their family?

... *Coughs*. He was close with his siblings, but Mila died and he hasn't seen Julian in 30 years. Was close with his dad but last time they saw each other, they fought and Corren might have killed him so. ... Yeah. :/

54. What is their MBTI type?

FUCK uh. I... N... T... J? INTJ. Sure.

55. What is their zodiac sign?

In Sekrezia: The eagle

In our world: Uhhh. Idk. Capricorn????

56. What Hogwarts House would they be in?

Uhhh. Ravenclaw??? I know almost nothing about HP :/

57. What D&D alignment are they?

THIS ONE'S EASY- lawful neutral!

58. Do they ever have nightmares? If so, what about?

:)

Used to have typical nightmares, nothing special. Nowadays though he often dreams of being underwater. Not drowning, though. It's... weird. He doesn't like those.

59. What are their views on death?

He's a necromancer lol.

Death is inevitable, though. It's a necessary part of life. Death is not an entire loss, though. One lives on in the memories others carry of them, in the love they hold in their hearts. Death is complicated, but that's okay.

60. What is something that they’re sure to laugh at?

Alistair :)

61. When bored, how do they pass time?

Dog time :)

62. Do they enjoy being outside?

... Ehhhhhh?

63. Do they have an accent?

Technically??? It's an accent from where he's from but like. I just barely tweak my own voice when I rp him so? Damn Corren I'm sorry you've been cursed with east coast dialect.

64. Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, what is their first reaction?

"Damn who's the rich bastard here?" (cake is kinda a delicacy in their world- not like elites only but not NEARLY as common as it is here)

65. If they knew they were going to die, what would they do/say?

Reassurance mode to whomever he's with. "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm okay. Remember what I told you, death is a natural part of life, yeah? I don't have any regrets, I'm okay... Just. Thanks. For giving me a chance. Thank you. Thank you."

66. How do they feel about sex?

I SWEAR he's allosexual. I'm just bad at writing allosexuals.

67. What is their sexuality?

He doesn't really know how to pin it down, so he just calls himself "queer". Definitely not straight, that's all he knows.

68. Do they become squeamish at the sight of blood?

AHAHA no. He's hella desensitized

69. Is there anything that they find really gross?

Skulking cyst. Look it up at your own volition. It's. NO.

70. Which TV Trope(s) best describes them?

It's 12:21 in the morning and I'm NOT about to scroll through a bunch of tv tropes just. just. NERD stereotype.

71. Do they enjoy helping people?

Yyyyes? Only really if it's the people he cares about.

72. Are they allergic to anything?

Bullshit.

73. Do they have a pet?

WINGTHARA!! HIS SKELE-DOG!!!

74. Are they quick to anger? What are they like when they loose their temper?

Oh yeah he's all bark and no bite. He usually just throws a little fit and/or yells.

75. How patient are they?

More than he should be :/

76. Are they good at cooking?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

77. Favorite insult? Do they insult people often?

Oh yes he insults the others all the time. No particular favorite, he likes so spice it up.

78. How do they act when they’re particularly happy?

Stim. Stim. Stim. His eyes get all sparkly and he. He.

79. What do they do when they learn about other people’s fears?

He will do everything in his power to assure they won't ever have to deal with their fears alone- You afraid of spiders? It's his job to get the spiders from now on so you won't have to deal with them.

80. Are they trustworthy?

Oh yeah. He's like Rapunzel- doesn't break promises.

81. Do they try to hide their emotions? Are they good at it?

Oh yes he tries to hide it. And yes, he's awful at it.

82. Do they exercise regularly?

Yes and no? No like- exercise regimen, but the amount of travelling and fighting they do is just- a workout in and of itself

83. Are they comfortable with the way they look?

Yeah! He's cute and he knows it baybie!!!

84. What are some physical features that they find attractive on people?

He,,, he likes someone who's physically stong,,, Muscles are,,, aaaaa >///>

85. What kind of personalities do they find attractive?

Someone he can nerd out with :)

86. Do they like sweet foods?

Impartial to it. He won't turn sweets away but he's not crazy about them either.

87. What is their age?

43, the equivalent of- I think someone in their mid 30s?

88. Are they tall or short or somewhere in between?

He's 6'8" :) Which is actually normal for his race

89. Do they wear glasses or contacts?

Sometimes! I like to think he has reading glasses or something like that.

90. Do they consider themselves attractive?

HE'S CUTE AND HE KNOWS IT.

91. What is their sense of humor like?

Julian tainted his sense of humor and now he finds the most dumb shit hilarious. Think very millenial/GenZ humor like "I wish I was Jared, 19"

92. What mood are they most often in?

"I don't get paid enough for this" or Fear.jpg

93. What kinds of things anger them?

People who don't keep their FUCKING WORD. Oh and like. Yknow. Half the shit his party does.

94. Outlook on life?

Again he's??? Oddly an optimist? In the "Things will get better and that is a fucking THREAT" way, but still optimist!

95. What kind of things make them sad/depressed?

Talk about his family :) Or the fact that his boyfriend might want him dead :)

96. What is their greatest weakness?

He's squishy as fuck. He goes down easy.

97. What is their greatest strength?

He's extremely intelligent and great with magic and his sniper!

98. Something that they regret?

Not doing more to stop his brother when he tried to resurrect their sister

99. Biggest accomplishment?

Either convincing an entire town his name is Torren or accidentally convincing some very OP people that he's secretly a dragon.

100. Create your own!

FUCK YOU I SPENT LIKE 2 HOURS ON THIS. NO PROOFREAD. IVE ALREADY DESIGNED CORREN'S AND NETHYL'S HYPOTHETICAL KIDS. ANYWAYS THEY'RE TWIN IRINAGA AND I'VE NAMED THEM AFTER THE DNDADS TWINS: THEIR NAMES ARE LARK AND SPARROW.

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#5

So I have a really crazy theory but bear with me.

You may have heard that Minear said there’d be a storyline involving a wedding. And a number of people started worrying about it being Eddie and Ana’s wedding.

But what if it was Eddie and Buck’s?

Hear me out:

Let’s say Eddie and Ana break up after the Carla dinner in 4x13. Let’s then say Eddie gets injured or has an accident at work at the end of that episode or the beginning of the next one.

Eddie’s parents call, talking about how he’s putting himself in danger and isn’t good for Chris. Eddie realizes if anything happens to him his parents get Chris and they’ll take him from LA. Eddie wants Chris to be with someone who loves him and who better than Buck?

Cue them getting married at the courthouse so Buck can adopt Chris. And since they have to try and make it seem real, Buck would move in with Eddie to make it convincing! Which could be what the 911 Twitter account was getting at when they were all “hint hint” when someone joked Buck should move in with Eddie. When you put it all together it makes a small amount of sense.

I think it’s a long shot but it could happen. I also think if it does happen I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket the next day lol.

What do you guys think?

32 notes • Posted 2021-04-23 00:26:02 GMT

#4

This is not gonna be classy but

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD.

Bye Ana! You will not be missed

35 notes • Posted 2021-10-05 01:00:47 GMT

#3

Wait. So the “great” was about buck and taylor?

Why the hell was it in the Buck and Eddie video?

Is it meant to be like “oh he and Taylor are just friends so he and Eddie can be more?”

911 writers, I HAVE QUESTIONS

52 notes • Posted 2021-05-11 01:03:40 GMT

#2

GUYS

Don’t worry about Eddie and Ana.

He literally gave her the same kiss he gave his grandmother.

They are heading to an end.

I can’t see them continuing past like maybe the beginning of season 5.

*Edit*: also notice how he didn’t expect Ana to be taking care of Chris even though she’s his girlfriend?

Yep. This isn’t gonna last

56 notes • Posted 2021-05-25 01:20:56 GMT

#1

WAIT GUYS

I have a theory.

We’re all freaking out over the L word, I know, but let’s dissect.

It’s pretty well established that the song choices in 911 are pretty significant.

So why, when buck and Taylor are saying those three important words, would “last dance” be playing?

Let’s look at the lyrics.

“I can’t be sure you’re the one for me, but all I ask is that you dance with me”?

“Let’s dance this last dance tonight”?

Could it be that Buck and Taylor danced their last dance tonight?

That plus the mysterious insta stories of Oliver Stark today make me think that this isn’t the doom and gloom we all think it is.

I think that something else will happen to cause the end of bucktaylor, and it’ll be soon.

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#5

english ppl with their "it's coming home" versus italians and their "non succede MA SE SUCCEDE"

14 notes • Posted 2021-07-11 23:33:11 GMT

#4

Cough cough not me seeing you tagged that you’re accepting sakuatsu recs

And this is definitely not a list of Sakuatsu fics I’ve compiled over a while during my Sakuatsu obsession, yes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26633329/chapters/64945087#workskin

(This is actually the second part to a bkak one shot called grape soda or grape juice I think, not sure if you’ve read it but either way both are really funny, Sakusa is a pining mess, Hinata and Bokuto try to teach him how to flirt and um, you can imagine how it goes)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27811675

(This one is a Sakuatsu social media Fic where people online start shipping them and there try to make it stop, cute too!!)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23289055/chapters/55775800#workskin

(This was really really good and it made me really happy and it is straight up one of the best fics I’ve ever read. It’s a friends with benefits to lovers and the parallels were incredible and just, yes)

Right... I’m seeing what I wrote and I might’ve gotten a little carried away, my bad but have fun!!

This legit made me so happy... sob

First of all, thank you for the recommendations, I'll be chilling down the sakuatsu brainrot hole now and for the foreseeable future.

I've just finished reading "People Will Say We're in Love" and oh boy do I have some thoughts.

First of all, the formatting is GLORIOUS, twitter fics are so fun!! The writing, the characterization and the dialogues are so on point I don't even know TOT

In short, thank you again for recommending these fics, I'll post about the other two when I read them to spread the sakuatsu agenda!!

(... and if anyone wants to spam their skats fics or ones they like... please do)

25 notes • Posted 2021-01-30 17:13:09 GMT

#3

about to watch dead poets society my existence is about to reach its culmination

34 notes • Posted 2021-02-20 18:54:08 GMT

#2

thinking about that post that was like "bakugo going ape shit over deku, who was more injured than he was, not being awake yet after bakugo himself has woken up eight minutes ago" I can't find it for the love of god just know I think about you maybe a little too much

47 notes • Posted 2021-02-25 21:04:38 GMT

#1

I can't believe haikyuu bu just confirmed Akaashi regularly calls Bokuto a star in front of Bokuto himself. we've been asking ourselves "does Bokuto know and how did he find out?" for ages and the answer is just that Akaashi is either denser than a twelve-egg cake or just shameless as hell wow

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This post contains spoilers for the Guardians of Ga’hoole books.

So I watched the Legends of the Guardians movie last night and forgot just how many inconsistencies there are with the books. Don’t get me wrong, I love the movie but fuck. I just feel like I need to tell someone. 

Sorry for the long post, but there is just so much different.

Here we go:

1. Soren is not fully-fledged at the beginning of the books

2. Eglantine hasn’t even hatched yet

3. The legends all the chicks are told are not about Lyze of Kiel

4, Lyze of Kiel never fought Metal Beak 

5. Kludd is Metal Beak 

6. Mrs. Plithiver does not have eyes, she is blind

7. The Guardians never fought in the Battle of the Ice Claws

8. Literally, everything about Metal Beak is wrong

9. Eglantine and Marella don’t have the speckle under their eye

10. Kludd and Soren were not branching at the same time

11. Soren didn’t really roleplay as a guardian

12. Noctus would not have told Soren that when he started branching, the noise wasn’t important. Noisy branching leads to noisy flight.

13. Eglantine would not be eating fur on meat or meat on bones yet, her first pellet would not have bones or fur in it.

14. Soren did not try and branch/fly while his parents were gone

15. Kludd isn’t as much of a dick in the movie as he is in the book.

16. Kludd didn’t push Soren off a branch, he pushed Soren out of the hollow

17. Kludd pushed Soren to kill him, not because he wanted Soren to shut up.

19. Kludd did not fall out of the nest. 

20. Soren did not get attacked by an animal on the ground

21. There were no Tasmanian devils

22. The books were not explicitly set in Australia/New Zealand/that general area

23. Jatt and Jutt are doofuses in the movies, they are a lot more serious in the books

24. Kludd wasn’t snatched

25. The St. Aggies owls didn’t sing their song when bringing the owlets back

26. Soren was a lot more confused and frightened by the different owls because he had only seen Tytos before

27. The Pure Ones did not control St. Aggies

28. Nyra is not the Ablah General of St. Aggies

29. There is no Skench and Spoorn, the Leaders of St. Aggies in the books.

30. St. Aggies is not affiliated with the Pure Ones

31. Soren and Gylfie worked in the Pelletorium by choice

32. Not pits or pit guardians. In the books, Gylfie and Soren were kept in different pits and both of their pit guardians make a comeback later in the books.

33. St Aggies, in general, is just all messed up

34. Jatt and Jutt instructed the owlets in the sleep march seemed a lot cooler in the books

35. Soren and Gylfie weren’t given number designations

36. Gylfie doesn’t know how to navigate

37. They don’t start their first moonblinking session together

38. Soren would be the one bad at acting moonblinked, not Gylfie

39. Jatt and Jutt didn’t instruct the new owlets in the Pelletorium.

40. Again, no Pure Ones in St. Aggies

41. St. Aggies owls care a lot about number designations

42. Flecks were kept in the Library and no owl except for Skench or Spoorn could go in there.

43. Bats literally had nothing to do with the flecks

44. Flecks didn’t immobilize owls like that, they are just little bits of magnetic metal

45. Honestly, the Metal Beak in the movie doesn’t even look like a Tyto

46. Grimble didn’t confront the owlets about not being perfectly moonblinked. Gylfie confronted Grimble.

47. St. Aggies didn’t take Grimble’s family. They tried to snatch Bess, Grimble fought back, and St Aggies promised to leave his family alone if he came with them

48. There were a lot more flying lessons with Grimble

49. No Hortense :(

50. In the Pure Ones, Tyto Albas were much more highly ranked than other Tytos and would not have been trained together

51. Soren and Gylfie had to fly straight up out of the canyonlands, they didn’t get a ledge to fly off of

52. Grimble was killed in the library

53. Grimble didn’t say shit about finding the Guardians

54. Soren and Gylfie met Twilight first, not Digger, when they tried to land for the first time

55. Twilight and Digger were not buddies/living together, they didn’t even know each other.

56. Soren, Gylfie, and Twilight found Digger running in the desert

57. Digger is not eccentric and crazy

56. Twilight did not catch Mrs. Plithiver for dinner.

57. Soren found Mrs. Plithiver

58. Digger was the one that had a slip up about eating Mrs. P

59. Mrs. P didn’t know what happened to Soren���s parents

60. Twilight didn’t have a lute

61. Twilight was not a poet or musician. He. is. a. warrior. He just has his battle taunts

62. Mrs. P flew on Soren or Twilights back, not in a lute.

63. Soren and Digger went and looked for their parents, Gylfie wanted to but just assumed they were dead.

64. Twilight talked A LOT more about the Orphan School of Tough Learning

65. The band got mobbed by crows during one of their first flights together, Digger was hella injured

66. The crows did not try and steal Mrs. P

67. Um. Mirror Lakes? Hello?

68. There were no echidna’s in the books

69. Nice

70. Um. Ice Narrows? Dumpy the puffin? Hello?

71. Seriously who is this echidna?

72. Digger isn’t a tracker yet. Gylfie still isn’t a navigator yet. Twilight would not refer to himself as a poet warrior

73. Pretty sure Boron was the one to speak to the Band when they got close to the tree, not Barran. I could be wrong

74. Nearly forgot about this, what about the rogue smith in the beaks and the bobcat? What about the “You only wish”?

75. Ezylryb is not a crazy owl

76. I really hate how they portrayed Ezylryb

77. Who the fuck is Allomere? He sure as hell isn’t in the books.

78. The band does not know about the Pure Ones when they get to the Great Tree

79. Barran is the leader of the Search and Rescue Chaw

80. Ezylryb would not get in a fight with another owl

81. It’s tweener, not dinner

82. Otulissa may be snobby but she isn’t a total bitch

83. Nestmaid snakes are the tables in the dining hollow

84. The band did not have their classes together

85. Using an Owl City song was very cash money of them (not an inconsistency)

86. Ezylryb doesn’t lead colliering, just weather interpretation.

87. What happened to getting tapped for a chaw

88. Pretty sure a big part of Soren’s character is that he is a phenomenal collier. They made no indication that he is a collier in the movie.

89. Eglantine wasn’t moonblinked, she was stone stunned/damaged by flecks

90. I’m kind of sad there is no Poot

91. Ezylryb didn’t just tell owls to rely on their gizzard when flying in a storm

92. No Octavia :(

93. Guardians didn’t fight with metal swords

94. They also didn’t use helmets until the band and Otulissa figured out mu metal could protect them from flecks

95. Ezylryb didn’t tell soren he is Lyze of Kiel

96. Ezylryb had his old battle claws hung up in a secret hollow

97. Eglantine was found in the Great Downing

99. Hundred of owlets, not just two

100. The downing was this huge operation, took the whole tracking and search and rescue chaws

101. Also, no Primrose, Martin, or Ruby :(

102. The guardians didn’t go straight into a war.

103. Ezylryb would NEVER PUT ON BATTLE CLAWS

104. Ezylryb would NEVER FIGHT IN A BATTLE

105. We just going to ignore The Rescue, The Siege, The Shattering, and most of The Burning?

106. This battle is the most like the battle of the canyonlands but in reality this battle just never happened in the books

107. No trader Mags

108. Strix Struma is still alive in the movie

109. Really, everything after this point is different than the books

110. Bats didn’t fight for the Pure Ones or St. Aggies

111. Ezylryb would never.

112. Why the fuck are they having Twilight carry a lute into battle. Fuck that

113. Fire doesn’t stop the flecks by destroying the contraption that is exposing them.

114. Fire literally demagnetizes flecks

115. This really isn’t how flecks impair others. Like at all

116. They really don’t show Soren getting one coal in the movie :(

117. I’m serious, this battle and everything that happens in it did not happen in the books

118. Oh yea, Kludd and Nyra were mates

119. By Glaux I hate that they show Ezylryb fighting

120. Kludd would never beg for help, especially from Soren.

121. Soren didn’t kill Metal Beak. (See 5 and 121)

122. Metal Beak wasn’t killed by a burning branch, he was killed by an ice sword

123. Speaking of ice swords, where the heck are the Northern Kingdoms in the movie.

124. Soren’s parents are fucking dead. They literally did not come to the Great Tree because Kludd killed them. (Ngl I like the ending of the movie better because its a happy ending with Soren and his family all together.)

125. Kludd most definetly died after the Guardians had their big battle with the Pure Ones in the canyonlands

Okay, thats it. If there are any inconsistencies I missed, feel free to let me know.

[forever-rogue]

Autumn Dialogue Prompts

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1. “It’s spooky season! Finally! My favorite time of the year!” “It’s August...it’s still summer?!”

2. “Who ate all my candy?!!”

3. “You’re too old to go trick-or-treating.”

4. “I hate costumes. There is no way in hell I am dressing up.”

5. “Time to get spooky!”

6.  “After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”

7. “What are you supposed to be?” “A mortician, obviously.” “Can you be a sexy mortician?”

8.  “Well, one of us has to change and it’s not going to be me.”

9.  “And just what exactly are you supposed to be?”

10. “Nope, I’m not scared. Not at all.”

11. “Is that red syrup? Please tell me it’s syrup.”

12. “I paid $50.00 for this haunted house. I better die.”

13.  “You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”

14. “I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”

15.  “Making out in a graveyard?”

16.  “Did you seriously injure yourself carving a pumpkin?”

17.  “Can you please help me carry this pumpkin inside my house. It’s like three times bigger than me.”

18.  “Oh, pumpkin spice. You make me so happy. You’re the love of my life.”

19.  “Let’s split up.” “Let’s not.”

20.  “Why are you just sitting there, RUN!”

21.  “We should do a couples costume.” “We’re not a couple though.”

22.  “How many caramel apples do we need? Two? Twenty? Four hundred? I’m buying four hundred.”

23.  “There’s nothing quite as satisfying as stepping on a super crunchy leaf.”

24.  “You ever realize that the fall smell everyone loves so much is just the scent of dying plants?”

25.  “It’s staring at me.”

26.  “Remember that IOU you gave me? Well this is it. You are wearing this couples costume.”

27.  “I’m going to presume that dead body in our garden is a decoration.”

28.  “Why have I woken up in our car, in the middle of a graveyard, in the middle of the night, may I ask?”

29.  “You are NOT having a pumpkin spice latte after what happened last year.”

30.  “No?? Of course I’m not scared…who gets scared of…floating objects or…um weird sounds? Not me, that’s for sure.”

31. “Can you help me rake? I’ll let you jump in the leaf pile.”

32.  “I don’t usually do anything for Halloween.”

33.  “I’ve got a collection of horror movies and pizza delivery on speed dial. Want to come over?”

34.  “Let’s go for a walk. The trees are beautiful.”

35.  “Million dollar question: Nightmare Before Christmas or Hocus Pocus?”

36.  “If you carve a dick on this pumpkin, I swear to god.”

37.  “Is it too cliche to visit a cemetery on Halloween?”

38.  “Gourds are so ugly but also so cute. I want a thousand of them.”

39.  “I’m just not in the Halloween spirit yet.”

40.  “A ouija board on Halloween: what could go wrong?”

41. “You left your candy unattended and therefore it is now mine.”

42. “The candy is for trick or treaters! Stop eating it all!”

43. “Why does the dog have a leg bone? Please tell me that’s a toy.”

44. “Why are the dog and cat covered in toilet paper?” “One word - mummies!”

45.  “I hate the woods…especially at midnight on flippin’ Halloween! How did we get so lost?”

46. “OH MY GOD SHUT UP THEY’RE GOING TO KILL US!”

47.  “So babe, how do I look?” “Honestly I can’t tell a difference. You look like a zombie most days.”

48. “Why does that pumpkin look like me?” “Well you wanted something spooky?”

49. “There’s blood on your shirt.” “Oh, babe, don’t worry, it’s not mine. I’m not hurt.”

50.  “Is that a pumpkin carving tool in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

51. “The house is not haunted.”

52. “Mmm, I appreciated that little murmuring you did in my ear.” “….That wasn’t me.”

53. “There will be a lot of screaming tonight.”  

54. “Did someone spike the punch?”  

55. “UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”

56. “Halloween is my aesthetic.”

57. “What are you gonna do? Burn me at the stake?”

58. “Get the blankets, we’re going star gazing!”

59. “My famous recipe, White Chocolate Pumpkin, with a dash of bat wings,” ‘Really?!?” “Nah, just some cinnamon,”

60. "If you say Halloween one more time-” “You’ll kiss me.”

61. “Would you rather kiss me or die?”

62. “10 pumpkins for our porch? That seems excessive…”

63. “It’s hand holding season.”

64. “Get the flashlight! We’re telling spooky stories!”

65. "Tell me the scariest story you know!”

66. “How did you manage to get us lost in a corn maze?”

67. “Has that scarecrow always been out there?”

68. “I just drank a whole gallon of cider by myself! I regret nothing!”

69. “Look! There’s a bat hanging from the doorway. Better kiss me under it.” “Nice try, never going to happen.”

70. “I don’t do horror movies- no, puppy dog eyes are against the rules, you can’t make me- fine, I’ll watch a scary movie with you.”

71.“Look, a full moon!”

72. “You’re beautiful. uh, u-um i mean the weather. It’s beautiful. Not that you’re not beautiful, because you are. I’m just gonna shut up.”

73. “I thought you said you knew how to start a fire!” “I said I could probably figure it out.”

74. “I think my fangs are coming loose, ugh.”

75. “I hate Halloween! EEEKK!! Don’t scare me like that!!”

76. “You have bits of leaves all over in your hair! Let me help you.”

77. “Did you hear that?”

78. “Lock the doors!”

79. “This can’t be the zombie apocalypse. I’m not caught up on my favorite shows.”

80. “Should we be drinking this much?”

81. “I’d let you haunt me all night long.”

82. “Do you think this is Harry Potter or something?”

83. “Dead men tell no tales, but we do bend the truth alot.”

84. “Oh, this isn’t a costume. This is my natural state of being.”

85. “We all know, that you will be the first to die.”

86. “What are you doing?” “Decorating for Halloween.” “It’s not even September yet…” “Halloween is a year round tradition.”

87. “Okay, no more cider for you.”

88. “Your laugh does not sound like an ugly witch cackle now will you please open the door.“

89. “You know, you have really pretty eyes but they’d look so much better without… all the blood.”

90. “What kind of childhood did you have if you never ate Halloween candy?”

91. “Black cats and pumpkins and stuff, it’s all just based on old superstitions and legends.”

92. “A walk in the woods seems like a bad idea. Ever seen Blair Witch Project?”

93. “How do you still look beautiful in zombie makeup?” 

94. “The scariest looking houses always give the best candy, it’s fact.”

95. “Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?”

96. “I think our house is haunted.”

97. “Was that someone knocking? It’s not time for trick or treaters yet.”

98. “You almost scared me to death. I’m never going to forgive you for that.”

99. “What are you going to do? Sue the ghosts?”

100. “It’s Alive! It’s Alive!”

[whump-tr0pes]

Honor bound masterlist

Honor bound: published, available on Amazon here

Delirium, unconscious, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, pneumonia, grabbed by the hair, cradling someone in their arms, blindfolded, you can scream all you want, kind restraints, parting words regret, hand gagging, slammed into a wall, mercy killing, hostage video, part 24, no-holds-barred beatdown, reopening an old wound, dissociation, forced to hurt someone, human shield, I will only slow you down, passing out from pain, this is for your own good, doesn’t realize they’ve been injured, secret caretaking, claustrophobia, left for dead, attempted rape, part 38, part 39, part 40, part 41, came back wrong, accidentally hurt by friend, knife to the throat, part 45, part 46, tortured for information, part 48, cry into chest, part 50, part 51, #bonuscontent, childhood trauma, clawing at own throat, backhand slap, take me instead, anger born of worry, mind games, go through me, lifted by the neck, biting, bounty on their head, it’s all my fault

Honor Bound 2:

Part 1, part 2, Gray’s alternate (bad) ending, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, cold-blooded torture, disowned by family, part 11, pinned to the wall, will not be a victim, flashbacks, part 15, part 16, manhandling, forced to kneel, betrayal, part 20, public humiliation, caning, Ryan Reveal part 1, Ryan Reveal part 2 (also Vera part 26), part 25, part 26, part 27, part 28, part 29, part 30, part 31, part 32, part 33, part 34, part 35, part 36, brainwashing, part 38, part 39, part 40, The Dream, part 42, part 43, part 44, part 45, part 46, part 47, part 48, hostage situation, hurt protecting someone else, drowning, part 52, part 53, part 54, branding, I have your loved one, shock collar, stress position, part 59, part 60, part 61, part 62, part 63, conditioning, big brother instinct

Vera series: (prequel)

Handcuffed/manacled, kick them while they are down, whipping, captivity, part 5, rape/noncon, part 7, part 8, recorded/broadcast torture, forced to beg, sadistic choice, leave me alone, part 13, choking, dehumanization, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20, part 21, part 22, part 23, part 24, part 25, Ryan Reveal part 2, part 27, part 28, part 29, part 30, part 31, touch starved, part 33, part 34, part 35, part 36, part 37

Ash/Athena Crossover AU

Crossover with @ashintheairlikesnow‘s Daniel Michaelson story!

Safe passage, meeting Danny, room assignments, whiskey and nightmares, Ryan’s morning coffee, safe, secret, a walk in the woods part 1, a walk in the woods part 2, the last night, enter corrine, trust, the branding, unwrapping, party, rescue, unmarked, reunion, epilogue

Fillis angst crossover

Finn/Patrick spice

Fillis angst crossover epilogue

AO3

Story is set in an AU where crime syndicates essentially run things, and it’s up to everyone else to either stay out of the way, or do what they can to stop them.

Character bios under the cut

When the story begins...

Isaac, 27: the protector of the team. He’s been tasked with keeping them all safe, but he tasks himself with so much more. He’s been fighting the crime syndicates since he was a teen. He’s brave, protective, and would do anything for the team’s youngest member, Sam.

Sam, 19: the youngest and newest member of the team. They are Isaac’s little sibling in every way but blood. When they were captured by Gavin and tortured to the point of delirium, the team risked everything to get them out. They’re sweet, devoted, and loved. They didn’t want this life, but that choice was taken away when they were at the wrong place at the wrong time. Now they’re part of the ragtag team, learning how to survive.

Gavin, 24: the son of the Stormbeck crime syndicate. He prefers torturing people to attending meetings and often uses his pull just to amuse himself. He’s always wanted to find someone he can’t break, someone he can hurt who can take it. He’s chronically bored and just wants to spice life up a bit. Maybe Isaac is the hero he’s been looking for.

Vera, 36: there isn’t anything Vera learns that she doesn’t become good at. Over her life she’s picked up every random skill she can get her hands on, be it flying a helicopter, hotwiring a car, or dancing the tango. She helps the team now using the skills she picked up as a cop and on the run, getting them out of tight spots with her quick thinking and improvisation. She knows the cruelty of the syndicates better than most.

Gray, 52: Gray is the heart and leader of the team. Empathetic, caring, and sensitive, they see the places their team needs support the most. They are always ready and willing to put someone else first. They are the only one that still remembers how the world was before the syndicates, and they’ve spent their whole life trying to fix things one way or another. Damned if the team isn’t all their kids. 

Finn, 28: they have the unfortunate gift of having training as a combat medic. It’s unfortunate, they say, because that guarantees they’ll always be farthest from danger, waiting to patch up the team whenever they get hurt. They want nothing more but to be in the thick of the action. Their gift is their curse.

Ellis, 34: Finn’s partner. They have no family left but the team. When their family was gunned down by Gavin’s family, they vowed to do whatever they had to in order to bring the syndicates to justice. They hide their pain under a mask of sarcasm and snark but will fight you if you threaten their team. They don’t cope in healthy ways behind closed doors. They get very soft around their team, and are an absolute sap around Finn.

Tori, 33: Tori was involved in the resistance movements with Gray years ago. Now she runs a safehouse, helping out victims of the syndicates and trying to keep innocent people safe. She has no time or tolerance for nonsense from the people she takes into her care. She enjoys her quiet life under the radar. When she answers Gray’s call and lets the team into her protection, she has no idea what they bring to her doorstep…good, and bad.

Joseph, 52 (at the time of Honor Bound): Fourteen years before the start of Honor Bound, Vera was assigned to infiltrate Joseph’s syndicate. As the head of his family, he didn’t take kindly to the police snooping around his business. Rather than kill Vera outright, he decided to capture her and torment her for months. Suave, patient, and wildly sadistic, he became the subject of her nightmares when she’s asleep, and awake.

Ryan, 24 (at the time of the Vera series): Fourteen years before the start of Honor Bound, Ryan joined the Stormbeck syndicate for safety, purpose, and most importantly, a job. When he was assigned night shift guard duty for Vera, he figured it was going to be an easy paycheck, babysitting an easy captive. He had no way of knowing the consequences of that assignment.

Colleen, 49 (at the time of Honor Bound 2): Colleen lived as one of the top syndicate members, in control of one of the biggest regions in the shattered country. She loved her husband and her son more than anything else in the world. When her husband is taken from her and her son nearly dies (again) at Vera’s hand, she decides to exercise her divine right as a Stormbeck to set the world right again: by hunting down and destroying Isaac and his team. She would do anything to maintain her family’s status and power, and there’s no one she wouldn’t cut down who got in her way.

Cast faceclaims/fancasts here, here, here

Honor Bound playlist here

Isaac moodboard

Finn/Ellis moodboard

Vera moodboard

Gavin moodboard

Sam/Isaac/Gavin moodboard by @orchidscript

Isaac/Gavin moodboard

Moodboards by @newandfiguringitout:

Gavin and Isaac captivity, Isaac, Sam, Gavin, Ellis, Vera, Isaac and Sam, Isaac/Gavin

@untilthepainstarts, @womping-grounds, @blue-flare10, @free-2bmee, @quirkykayleetam, @walkingchemicalfire, @inpainandsuffering, @redwingedwhump, @burtlederp, @castielamigos-whump-side-blog, @insomniacscoprio, @cursedscribbles, @whumpywhumper, @stxck-fxck, @omega-em-z-02, @whumps-the-word, @justwhumpitwhumpitgood, @justplainwhump, @moose-teeth, @slaintetowhump, @finder-of-rings, @grimwhumper, @inky-whump, @thatsthewhump, @im-only-here-for-the-whump, @orchidscript, @insanitywishes, @this-mightaswell-happen, @newandfiguringitout, @whumpkitty

[acidproofnotebook]

One-Punch Man Chapter 84, Update 125

As published online

Date:

Translator: u/hdx514

Rough page by page translations for those who don't want to wait. I'm skipping most pages with only sound effects.

Title page

Not lonely, but a solitary one

Pages 2-5

Bang wrecking Garou

Page 6

Genos: perfect moves that combine attack and defense into one

Ge: even though both use the same water stream rock smashing fists, the difference in master is night and day

Ge: the battle about to reach its conclusion

Page 7-11

Garou continues to get wrecked

Page 12

Garou: w…what is this

Ga: these vicious attacks are nothing like damn geezer’s style…

Page 13

Ga: bad…this is bad

Ga: my consciousness is…

Ga: it means…death…

Ga: Ahhhh

Page 14

Bang: what is that strange movement

Ba: where did he learn it?

Ba: he’s moving like a beast

Ga: I’m not done yet!

Page 15

Ga: if I use the fallen heroes as hostages, there might still be a way out!!

Bomb: I won’t let you

Page 16

Monsters get sliced up

Page 17 Bomb: Bang, we finished the monsters from the hole in the ground

Bo: it’s just Garou now

Page 18

Genos: life signals from monsters still remain

Ge: not sure why, but I cannot accurately assess their location or numbers

Ge:if we go down that hole, will we find the Monsters Association hideout?

Pheonix man: The Monster Association members were all killed? Damn, they really are unreliable.

Page 19

Phoenix man: even though we deployed significant forces to capture Garou alive

Ph: that Demon Cyborg…the power he possesses is unbelievable

Ph: even Silver Fang is here, there’s no chance we get Garou away from here

Ph: but if I leave empty handed after this crushing defeat, I might get eaten by Orochi

Page 20

Ph: regardless, I can only hope Garou can escape on his own …

Ph: ...what a desperate situation… Ph: does this mean I have to plan an exit strategy from MA…?

Ba: (referring to Bomb) if you were this badly injured, could you still be standing?

Bo: …if I were 60 years younger, I might be able to tough it out

Bo: …maybe

Bo: we’re almost there!!! Let’s finish him before the other heroes arrive!

Ba: roger

Page 21

Ga: can’t even move my wrists…

Ga: attacking your former number 1 disciple when he’s at his weakest, how despicable of you, Bang

Page 22

Ga: this other geezer, isn’t he Bomb, master of the whirlwind iron cutting fist?

Ga: to think the two reclusive masters of the martial arts world would gang up on me, shameless

Ga: even if I pretend to beg for my life, Demon Cyborg still won’t spare me

Ga: If I want to survive this crisis, I have to kill all three

Page 23

Ga (or Bang?): it’s impossible

Ba: do you know how much pain you have caused my number one disciple Charanko

Ba: Garou!!

Page 24

Garou flashback

Kids: let’s play a hero game!

Kids: you too, Garou

Kids: c’mon let’s play

Garou: huh, sure

Page 25

Kid: drum roll~~

Kid: justice man is here!

Kid: justice kick

Kid: aah it hurts!

Page 26

Ga: hey that’s dangerous

Kid: huh?

Ga: I feel bad (for the kid playing monster)

Kid: …how about you play the monster

Kid: justice cross

Ga: waa (steps out of the way)

Kid: what’s wrong with you?

Ga: s…sorry, Tatsu

Kid: I almost had you

Kids: what’s your problem, you’re a monster, you’re not supposed to do that

Kids: let’s pin him down

Kids: okay-

Page 27

Kid: justice man kick!

Kid: monster Garou defeated~

Ga: what is this, pre-death flashbacks?

Ga: these memories disgusts me

Ga: that kid…right, I remember him…Tatsu, that popular kid

Page 28

Kids: hey, what’s going on? Why are you fighting?

Kids: shall I call the teacher?

Kids: Garou is being violent

Kids: we were only playing, but he got mad! What’s his problem

Ga: I….I can’t take it any more!

Ga: come Tatsu, me vs. you, let’s figure it out

Tatsu: ha? What are you talking about, I thought we were just playing

Page 29

Ga:  I DON’T want to play monster! It’s no fun at all!

Ga: let’s duke it out, if I win you stop bugging me, that’s the deal!

Tat: Sabu, Yotsu, hold Garou down

Ga: despicable….stop…let go! I…

Ga: aah…damn it!

Kids: he’s crazy, let’s call the teacher

Kids: run Tatsu

Kids: pin him down, pin him down!

Kids: what happened?

Kids: you guys should come and help

Kids: Tatsu was being nice and Garou took advantage of him

Kids: he’s the worst

Kids: Garou got serious with Tatsu all of a sudden while playing the game

Kids: what’s this guy even thinking

Kids: I feel so bad for Tatsu

Page 30

Tatsu is a king among the kids, Tatsu is a bully, Tatsu is nasty

I’m in the dark, always alone I have no friends

Tatsu is a good athlete, Tatsu is popular

I despise the popular ones

not sure of the order of the following dialogue

Teacher: why did you get violent?

Te: I heard you got mad while playing a hero game, is that true?

Te: can you not even tell the difference between a game and reality!

Ga: no teacher, it’s because Tatsu is so popular that everyone is badmouthing me

Te: you were the violent one, weren’t you? What if a window got broken, how are you going to pay for that!

Ga: Tatsu always…always treats me like a monster

Ga: NO!

Page 31

Ga: I don’t dislike playing the monster

Ga: am I holding a grudge against Tatsu for playing the hero?

Ga: no, that’s not it either

Ga: it’s just that playing the hero game has made me realize how absurd it is

Ga: the one who’s popular can bully the one who’s hated however he wants

Te: you are in the wrong, apologize now

Te: call your parents

Ga: this is not just bullying, this is a faithful, real life adaption of a kids’ game that is accepted by the public.

Ga: you are free to choose your role, but the ones who ends up playing hero must have the support of the people, how could that ever be me.

Ga: naturally, the script in which the one playing monster scores the victory doesn’t exist in the first place. I was destined to lose.

Page 32

Ga: what is justice! What is evil!

Ga: at the end of the day it’s just following the will of the masses, and the masses wants me dead!

Ga: unforgivable! There is no logic!

Ga: I can’t explain the reason behind it, but it makes me mad!

Ga: I will make you understand! Ga: I will deliver my punch on behalf of the disenfranchised!

Ga: and I reject your notion of good and evil!

Page 33

Genos: he fell

Bang: it’s over

Page 34

Ga: no way it ends at a place like this!

Page 35

Garou shatters earth

Page 36

Bang/Bomb: what?!

Page 37-39

Garou lifts tree and swings it

Bo: this is bad, his body…

Ba: what’s with this burst of power?!

Page 40

Bang: don’t you realize it yet Garou!

Ba: if you keep going like this, you really will die!

Ge: Bang, above you!

Page 41-42

Phoenix man lands and grabs Garou

Page 43

Bo: more monsters!?

Ba: there’re still a few left!!!

Page 44

Ba: !

Ba: Genos-kun

Ge: Bang, you saw that just now, didn’t you

Ge: that thing has become monster, it even befriended one

Ge: I trust that you won’t object if I shoot both of them down

Page 45

Phoenix man (calling to Elder Centipede): Can you hear me!!?

Ph: I have Garou

Ph: just finish these guys off!

Ph: I’m leaving the rest to you!!

Bo: ???

Page 46-47

Ge: spiral incineration cannon

Ph: Elder Centipede

Page 48-50

Elder Centipede emerges and tanks Genos’ cannon fire

Page 51

Bo/Ba/Ge: What was that!?

Page 52-53

Elder Centipede breaking ground

Page 54-55

Disaster level: dragon

Giant monster insect Elder Centipede

Page 56

Bo: w..what…

Bo: is this a living thing!!?

Ba: damn, we must protect them (the fallen heroes)

Page 57

Ba: up you go

Page 58

Bomb using whirlwind iron cutting fist to save the fallen heroes

Page 59

Ge: those life signals must have been caused by it…

Ge: it’s not that I wasn’t able to pinpoint its location, it’s simply too massive

[very long -- rest under cut]

Page 60

Ge: completely unharmed after taking the cannon fire

Ge/Bo/Ba (not sure who said it): an opponent that can easily break my wrists…

Garou (I think): that centipede…

Page 61

Ga: why did you come here?

Ph: don’t worry, Elder Centipede will handle the rest down there

Ph: that guy is a literal natural disaster that swallows everything

Ph: his indiscriminant power of destruction is truly shocking

Ph: an anti-climactic “hero hunt” as usual, wouldn’t you say?

Ph: you  can’t just knock them out, they must be eliminated permanently

Ph: heroes who are knocked out will be always come back bouncin’

Page 62

Ph: …you just rest easy

Ph: Elder Centipede will end it all

Ga: ! (starts struggling)

Ph: stop wasting your energy

Ga: those heroes are my prey

Ph: yo yo, stop moving!

Ga: damn you, let me go! Unforgivable!

Ph: hey hey, don’t get angry

Ph: it’s your fault you didn’t finish them off after all

Ph: plus, this is a golden opportunity for us to off 2 S-class heroes

Ph: the S-class heroes are the biggest threat to the Monsters Association

Page 63

Ph: you experienced it firsthand, didn’t you

Ph: there is such thing as battle compatibility

Ph: if our advisor Gyoro is right, in the entire Hero Association, there are only four who could take on Elder Centipede

Page 64

Ph: The wielder of unparalleled supernatural power, “tornado of terror”

Ph: The sole commander of a military force that’s beyond even HA’s control, “metal knight”

Page 65

Ph: The strongest human “King”

Ph: And…the one who almost killed Elder Centipede, the strongest hero, “Blast”

Page 66

Ph: Elder Centipede is working with Monsters Association in order to seek revenge against Blast

Ph: he just can’t wait to lure the hermit Blast back onto the battlefield

Ph: unfortunately…those two down there (Bang and Genos) do not possess the power to turn the tides in their favor

Ph: Silver Fang has obtained unmatched power through martial arts, but that only works on opponents of a similar size

Ph: Demon Cyborg’s capabilities are terrifying

Ph: but he carries nothing on-board that will threaten a monster of this size.

Ph: He cannot go beyond the destructive firepower of his weapons

Ph: that is the limit of Demon Cyborg

Page 67

Ph: with a lineup like that, they are surely doomed

Ge/Bo/Ba: It’s coming!!!

Page 68

Page 69-70

Elder Centipede charging against the three

Page 71-72

Ba/Bo: Whirlwind water stream air-blasting sky-splitting fist

Page 73-75

Impact, Elder Centipede cracking, Bang and Bomb posing

Page 76

Ge: what a technique (flashback of Bang and Bomb talking about their technique: it’s a killing blow, but it has openings, my understanding is they needed Genos’ attack to act as decoy in order for their combo to land, because it’s not yet perfect)

Ge: it even shattered such hardened shell…

Ge: this must be

Ge: the pinnacle of technique/skill

Page 77-78

Ba/Bo: it’s not over yet x 10

Page 79

Elder Centipede pushes Bang/Bomb back

Page 80

Ba: ouch…that was careless

Bo: but we got it

Bo: the impact will ravage its body

Bo: turn into powder, monster

Ba: for two old folks like us, using this grand technique once is our limit

Ba: great thing we landed

Ba: a little help, Genos

Page 81

Ba: it’s over

Page 82

Elder Centipede molting

Page 83

Ba: it can’t be

Page 84

Ba: this guy just molted!!!

Ba: and it’s even bigger than before!?

Ba: how could this be

Page 85

Bo: we cannot defeat that thing…!

Bo: and we need to protect the unconscious heroes…

Bo: what shall we do!? Bang!

Ba: it’ll catch up to us if we tried to run

Ba: this forest park is just outside the city limits …

Ba: if we leave we’ll get civilians involved

Page 86

Ge: Bang, I will fight it

Ge: try my best to lure the centipede over here

Ge: you guys grab the injured heroes and get out of here

Page 87

Ba: Genos kun

Ba: you want to go alone

Ba: can’t say I agree with this plan…

Bo: I know there’s little chance of success, but don’t be reckless

Bo: the future belongs to the youths

Genos’ flashback of Dr. Kuseno: whatever you do Genos, don’t be reckless

Page 88

Ge: am I really going to…

Ge: leave this monster be

Page 89-90

Ge: That is not

Ge: possible

Page 91-92

Genos fighting Elder Centipede

Page 93

Ba: this is madness

Ba: cannon fire cannot harm it

Page 94

Ge: whether it’s this thing

Ge: or the monster from yesterday (Gouketsu)

Page 95

Ge: or Garou

Ge: they’re all part of the Monsters Association

Ge: this fight

Ge: is unavoidable

Page 96-97

Genos attacking Elder Centipede from above

Page 98

Ge: Dual Blade Rush

Ge: that’s what you have to do to fight them

Page 99

Ge: I’m participating

Ge: destroy

Page 100

Ge: if this is me being reckless

Ge: !

Page 101

Ba/Bo: Genos kun!!!

Ge: at this rate, I’ll…

Page 102

OUT OF THE FIGHT

Page 103

Genos recombines

Page 104

Ge: Jets drive arrow

Page 105-106

Genos kicks Elder Centipede tooth, which cracks

Page 107

Ba/Bo: he’s inside its mouth

Elder: it’s over…

Page 108

Ge: ! digestive acid

Elder: I’ll melt you in a few seconds

Ge: it’s you who are going to melt

Page 109-110

Ge: Super Spiral Incineration Cannon

Page 111

Aftermath of Super Spiral Incineration Cannon

Page 112

Bo: …!!!

Ba: he finished it!!

Page 113

Elder Centipede tanks the hit, is fine

Page 114

Ge: at the end…

Ge: I am unable to…defeat…

Ge: nor able to protect…

Page 115

Ba: let’s get out of here

Ba: Bomb!

Ba: grab the rest of them!!

Elder: futile struggle

Ph: what’s the matter

Ph: you were still responsible for taking out half of the heroes, it can’t be that bad

Page 116

Ga: not like that!

Ga: This is not what I had hoped!!!

Ga: I…I wanted to beat them with my own strength!

Ga: only then I can be a symbol of terror…!!

Ga: that’s the purpose of the hero hunt!!!

Ph: symbol of terror? You? Hahahaha…

Ph: in your current state, if you went back there, you’ll just end up getting trampled to death with the rest of the heroes

Ph: right now, you do not possess the strength to disobey Elder Centipede or executive members of the Monsters Association

Page 117

Ga: crying…

Ga: sooner or later…I’ll show you what I’m capable of…

Ge: how could I…

Page 118

Ge: what am I missing…!?

Ge: are there several others like that?

Ge: in front of those monsters…

Ge: what can I do, besides look on with envy…?

Bo: Bang! This is bad

Bo: at this rate it’ll get outside the forest park!

Bo: there will be casualties in the city!!

Page 119

Bo: at this rate…I won’t be able to walk

Bo: how old do you think I am

Ba: I’ll leave it to fate…

Ba: brother

Page 120

Ba: for the last time in my life, I’ll give it my all

Page 121-122

King: Elder Centipede~!!!

K: yo! Pest!!!!!

K: I’ve brought your target – “Blast”!!!!

Page 123

Ba: !?

Ge: that voice…King!!?

Ge: Blast!?

Ba: what…!

Bo: !!!? Look!!

Bo: it’s stopped chasing and is going towards another direction

Page 124

Elder: Blast…?

King: thaat’s….riiiight!

K: the very one that beat the crap out of you and made you wet yourself, the hero Blast!!

K: if you want to fight him again, come over here!

K: why are you so scared you can’t move?! Straighten up!!! Hey, if you’re about to shit yourself you should go home!

K: a bug like you, you must want to run back underground and suck on your mom’s tits!!!!

Page 125

Association staff: King arrived at the location near S city where Elder Centipede has reemerged!!!

Staff: thank god! It’s King, he’ll have a solution…

Staff: …there are several other heroes onsite

Staff: when I warned him their battle might cause collateral damage and injure the innocent, he told me “I hope you could give me information that can provoke Elder Centipede”

S: he might have wanted to lure the monster to him and fight it one on one.

Page 126

Staff: it sustained grave injuries at the hands of Blast in the past, but escaped with his injuries underground

S: it would be great if we could finish it off this time…

S: even though it’s top secret information, I still told king the past between Blast and Elder Centipede

S: and explained to him if the battle were to become dragged out or increase in scope, it might causegreat disaster for the surrounding areas …

S: what did he say?

S: he just said “understood”.

The roar of the King Engine……

Page 127

K: luring it here so no one else gets involved…

K: finish it off with one shot before it escapes underground

K: damage must be contained…blowing it back into the city is not an option…

K: there’s very limited time to make your decision

K: that’s it

Page 128

K: …

K: …Saitama?

Page 129

K: Saitama~!!!?

K: it’s about to

Page 130

Shot of Elder Centipede charging

Page 131-138

SERIOUS PUNCH

Page 139

Saitama: ah

Page 140

Sai: Genos, is that you?

Page 141

Sai: you really are here

Sai: just like King said

K: by the skin of my teeth…that was a close call…

Sai: it’s all good, we’re here aren’t we

K: huh? Saitama, you sound…happy?

Sai: I feel awesome for some reason

Page 142

Sai: it’s a great stress release after getting owned by you in video games

K (thinking): it’s still bothering him …

K: that’s not it…I thought I told you it’s because of your inflexible, singular approach towards battles

Ge: Saitama sensei, can I ask you a question

Sai: what?

Ge: what am I missing?

Sai: huh

Sai: power, I guess?

Page 143

Ge: …!!!!

Ge: thank you very much

K: aaaaaaahhhhhh…that’s no good Genos…

K: you cannot use Saitama as reference

Ge: sensei has guided my path with his battle

Ge: the symbol of great strength, that is my goal…

Ge: I will be there

Page 144

Ph: Garou…he has finally lost consciousness

Ph: rest easy

Ph: we’ll soon be with Orochi

END

[plainvanillapotato]

the 100 diaries S2 E13

quarantine diaries: june 4 2020

season 2 episode 13: “Resurrection”

those buildings in flames. that burning horse. definitely reminding me of game of thrones

yikes. but hey can you give me a hand?

remember how they have one healer? i bet they wished that they had more than one now. they better at least start an apprenticeship. oh look at abby stepping up. but still only 2 healers in a field of injured bodies. 

indra said put me down reaper. yes while were on the topic. remember how much of a struggle it was to detox lincoln in the first place...am i just supposed to assume that just quickly detoxed himself after seeing octavia??? seems kinda too convenient. woah they just double tapped indra. but she aint gonna die 

i kinda agree that these sky people are the bringers of death. i know we dont know what kind of life the grounders had pre sky people but this all takes people within a few months and i gotta same damn. when shit goes down shit goes down. 

that is deep hole. how did abby hear kane? especially with all the gunshots and other people screaming and yelling??

monty can do anything jasper. they brought back the hand shake!!!! 

there are so many baldies. i cant tell them apart from lincoln. i legit thought that he was the one that was shot.

that touching of foreheads. i know it was meant to be romantic but it really seemed forced. i honestly dont see the chemisty between octavia and lincoln.

woah jasper. woah monty. woah miller. these kids were ready to murder. red wedding who? 

honestly i didnt care about fox so im not that mad. but monty you didnt have to show jasper the video. that just assault to injury

american psycho who?

where is bellamy? its been too long since ive seen him

abby and kane... ship?

plot armor is strong with kane. no waaaaay abby. thank god i though that they super radiation blood was gonna also give them super strength. but at last not that lucky is she. 

shes said im not leaving you. i know that aint clarke. screw clarke.

BELLAMY my boy. too been too long but at least you made it. bellamy and fox....ship? this better not be a ship

he said ‘really? because im not getting that.” bellamy vibe checked mayas dad so hard. bellamy is the vibe checker of the show. he went:

i feel your anger. yes clarke send out those angry vibez

how did clarke recognize lincon in the darkness especially when there are so many bald guys? not to mention she didnt know about him returned from mount weather after delivering bellamy

ooo abby using physics but when that concrete fell back on the wound. i screamed. ooo and ofc the rubble falls on them because the writers said why the hell not. 

aaah what an ethical dilemma. “all you have to do is surrender” but surrender means death for the 47 so that means 47 for one life 

its morning already. that sniper be there all night. how much ammunition did he bring?? 

this is not the time to be drinking Octavia especially not from a random, unlabeled bottle you found on the ground. but plot armor is strong like smoke wasnt even fully covering her

ooo yikes monty. its ok monty i forgive you

karmas a bitch abby. but also how are you still alive? what was that? did someone say plot armor??

abby said it is my fault. clarke is my daughter she said. ooof. way to stay quiet abby. what a snitch. but snitches be getting stitches.

you know it kane. yeah this is learned behavior

‘like floating the man you love to save your people’-abby the same people who only a few months later released the same video that she had her husband floated for. abby you didnt save anyone. fuck you abby. 

i dont like to play god or anything but i gotta say it abby i dont really think that you deserve to survive. but good on you for questioning that 

monty said screw this. yes monty. 

of course its bellamy. but how? how did he get there? how did know the way there? like did he have mayas father whisper in his ear piece where to go??

aww i love the hugs between bellamy and jasper

jasper brought about FINN and his peace talks. yikesssss

but wait tho. this sniper is hella far from the village with forest of trees in his line of vision. who chose this vantage point because it sucks.

clarke really thought she was gonna out snipe a sniper with a pistol. 

lincoln again with the headbutt

the shot through lincolns shoulder to the guy. what a shot? but how clarke?!! like clarke only had one shooting lesson with bellamy. but i guess bellamy is a REALLY good teacher i guess. 

oooo that blood. but where did that blood come from honestly? where did the dead bodies go? am i just supposed to assume that these kids rubbed the body on the floor in that weird pattern?

how these mountain men not suspect of an inside man. like no one is suspicious of bellamy? hes too tall, too tan, too beautiful to fit in with these pasty ass vampires. but i guess the hat is just erases all that

you would think that these guys would be dead but plot armor is strong. let me be blunt. i dont care about abby or kane right now. like they dont have that many redeemable qualities but fine let abby’s healing skills save her once again

“we got two survivors” but dont yall remember when there was another girl screaming but abby was like no im not leaving you kane. basically abby let another person die. cuz i mean its not like she helped kane that much yet she stayed when she could have been helping another person. hmm

wow octavia and lincoln are the most consistent out of all the ships. octavia you surprise me. like i really thought you would have moved on by now. but why does it have to be them? they are my least favorite ship.

what a party popper abby. and with that stare between clarke and abby. i have never seen such a toxic mother daughter relationship ever in my life.

aww indra and lincoln. i love when friends reconnect.

this conversation between abby and clarke i cringed. the relationship is so strained it hurts to watch.

but abby, are you really the good guys tho? if it werent for monty and bellamy y’all could have fooled me. because you really be doing some questionable shit.

this music tho. they are trying to make it look heroic and epic but umm they're not. like maybe they were going for phoenix/rising from the ashes, vibez but they look pretty worn out and tired if you ask me

[forever-more-never-again]

Scales and Scars (Part Four)

Aizawa-Yamada [Y/n] - Given quirks through experimentation, thus their quirks are ‘Artificial’ and not considered ‘true’ quirks

First Quirk: Shadow Manipulation

Uses: Shadow manipulation allows the user to travel almost like teleportation from shadow to shadow by ‘sensing’ the shadows around the user. User is able to control the shadows and form objects. User can change the density of shadows. user also has excellent night vision.

Drawbacks: User experiences flashes of coldness from the presence of shadows, and if holds onto a shadow for too long will begin to develop frost bite.

a/n: That’s one of your quirks explained but there’s more to come! 

Word Count: 1849

Pairings: Eraserhead(AIzawa) X PresentMic(Hizashi), Reader X Class1A (Will have multiple endings for pairings)

Warnings: violence against robots

Prologue / Part One / Part Two / Part Three

Masterlist

When you stumbled from a shadow cast by a nearby dead robot, you quickly scanned the area.

“Come on…come on…” you muttered anxiously as your eyes tried to find the person that was in danger.

“Help!”

The hoarse cry caught your attention and you immediately began sprinting towards the sound.

Skidding around a corner, way to close to where the Zero Pointer was steadily toppling buildings for your taste, you found him.

A Teen looked to be stuck under a pile of rubble where a building once stood and his quirk seemed to be out of control.

“Dark Shadow! Control yourself!” The black headed avian boy shouted at the strange bird like shadow that was coming from his chest, before buckling over in pain.

You ran towards them, silently swearing at the other students who were running away and not helping the injured boy.

Upon reaching where the boy was stuck, you smiled calmly at him, despite your heart racing as you heard the machinery of the Zero Pointer growing louder and louder.

“Hi, my Name’s [Y/n]. I’m going to help you get out of here, okay?”

You thought the teenager would be glad if someone stopped to help, but instead he just squinted at you in pain and growled out, “Get out of here! I can’t control Dark Shadow!”

Sparing a glance at the bird shadow thing, you saw in wonder that it seemed to have grown larger, it’s piercing yellow eyes gleaming with promises of darkness and pain.

“I’m not scared.” And you weren’t.

The kid seemed to pause as he took in your confidence and then with a grimace, he whispered, “Tokoyami.”

Smiling again, though more strained as you caught the gleam of metal glinting off sun as the Zero Pointer was barely a mile away now.

“Okay Tokoyami. I’m going to need you to trust me. I can’t dig you out fast enough, so I’m going to have to use my quirk. I’m guessing since you called your quirk Dark Shadow, that they are something to do with shadows and that’s why they are getting out of control, right?”

The Avain head teen nodded. 

You looked down to where his legs were pinned and took a deep breath, “Okay. I’m going to get us out of here, whatever happens, don’t let go.”

And before he could ask you what you meant, as the building next to you began falling as the Zero Pointer plowed through it, you grabbed his hand and pulled you both into a shadow and out of danger.

In the split second of traveling from shadows, you could feel the immense power from the dark teen’s quirk as it reigned without any restraints.

The scream of pain from Tokoyami pierced your heart but you made sure to keep ahold of him.

And then you were near the entrance gate and you yanked the kid out of the shadow, his quirk hissing from the bright sunlight and getting absorbed back into the kid’s chest.

You gently helped the kid down to the ground, his legs were pretty bad.

“That was quite the Quirk, [Y/n].” Tokoyami managed to get out between pants.

You managed a short laugh, “Yeah. Yours is pretty powerful too, Tokoyami.”

Before you could say anything else, a familiar voice called out, “Yamada! You can’t just run off like that on me!”

And then Shinso was there, looking more harried than when you left him, a short elderly women following behind him holding a cane shaped like a syringe.

“Yamada?” You heard Tokoyami’s whisper but ignored it in favor of greeting Recovery Girl.

“Hi Obaasan.”

The elderly woman who you regarded as your grandmother after spending countless nights being looked after her as a young kid right after being rescued and adopted, gave you a suffering smile.

“Always getting into trouble Young Yamada. Just like your Pa.”

Shinso gave you a strange look, “Obaasan?”

You grinned sheepishly, not saying anything, and just rubbed the back of your neck as Recovery Girl walked past you and gave a wet kiss to the Avian kid’s legs.

Shinso came up and offered a hand to the kid, who took it and climbed back to his feet.

Turning to you, his eyes shone with confusion, “Is Yamada your given name?”

Shinso’s eyes widened slightly and watched silently as you coughed in sudden embarrassment.

“Uh..yeah…[Y/n] is my first name.”

Shinso choked on a laugh, “He’s been calling you by your first name without realizing it?”

You felt heat rush to your cheeks and you began waving your hands in front of you erratically, as if you could wave off the embarrassment, “No! Wait! It wasn’t like that!”

Tokoyami watched with amused eyes and muttered, just loud enough for you to hear, “What a mad banquet of Darkness.”

At that Shinso completely lost it and began laughing so hard he almost fell over.

Once you managed to calm him down, all three of you realized the test was now over. Walking out of the Battle center, you felt the adrenaline wear off and the bruises and exhaustion settle in.

“Hey guys...let’s exchange numbers so we can let each other know when our letters come in.”

Both boys agreed and soon you were waving goodbye to your two new friends with a smile as you headed to the house, as agreed with your dad’s beforehand, that they would be at the school for a while after the tests ended.

Once home, you wanted to just collapse onto your bed, but knew you needed to take a shower.

Inu greeted you with a loud meows and began his many attempts at trying to trip you by winding around your legs as you got out of the shower and into your room.

“Inu!” You chuckled, reaching down, you hefted the giant black fluff ball in your arms and settled him on your bed as you crawled on it as well and opened your phone.

Future Hero Chat!

17:00 - ForeverTired: Are you guys as sore as I am? I swear I’m in pain in places that pain should never be.

17:05 - Birb: The complexities of the human body never ceases to amaze me as the vessels they are for our meager minds.

17: 08 - ForeverTired: Alright there Socrates. Yamada, you there?

17:10 - YaMad?: Yeah. You guys can call me [Y/n]...I don’t mind and would actually prefer it. Plus Tokoyami already has :)

17:12 - Birb: I should let the void eat me

17:15 - YaMad?: NO! Bad ‘Yami! 

17:19 - ForeverTired: Yami? You are a strange person [Y/n]. You call out Mr. Roboto, you talk to the kid with a villain's quirk, you help me get points, you call Recover Girl your Grandmother and you like being called by your first name.

17:22 - YaMad?: Yeah..haha...I guess I’m just ...Quirky..

17:25 - Birb: That hurt me to read...please never pun again.

17:27 - YaMad?: Aw...you guys know you tolerate me :)

17:30 - ForeverTired: I should have left you in that auditorium when I had the chance…

17:31 - YaMad?: But Ya didn’t!

17:35 - YaMad?: But seriously, if you guys don’t want me to call you Yami or Toshi I won’t…

17:37 - ForeverTired: When did I say I Cared?

17:38 - Birb: Your jokes and sweet manner are the light in the worlds’ darkness.

17:45 - Birb: Plus Fumi thinks you’re cute!

17:47 - ForeverTired: Uhhh…

17:48 - YaMad?: …

17:51 - Birb: I apologize, Dark Shadow took ahold of my phone.

17:53 - YaMad?: Oh! Isn’t Dark Shadow your quirk!? That bird shadow that you were having trouble during the exam?

17:55 - Birb: Yes. Dark Shadow is a living entity within me, and grows stronger and more hostile if exposed to darkness.

17:57 - ForeverTired: That explains so much about you…

18:00 - YaMad?: Toshi! Don’t be rude!

18:02 - Birb: I take it as a compliment [Y/n]. Do not worry.

18:05 - YaMad?: Oh! That reminds me that I never really explained my quirk! I have shadow manipulation! I can control the density of shadows, form them into weapons or anything else really, and I can travel by them, as well as an increase in Night Vision as a perk!

18:10 - Birb: That is a powerful quirk.

18:11 - ForeverTired: …

18:13 - YaMad?: Come on Toshi…

18:16 - ForeverTired: Brainwashing.

18:20 - Birb: Your quirk is quite amazing Shinso. I would assume it would be great for Heroics.

18:26 - ForeverTired: uhh…

18:29 - YaMad?: See! That wasn’t so bad! :) 

18:31 - YaMad?: Oh! My dads are home! I’ll talk to you guys later!

With a smile on your face, you exited the app and stretched your arms as you stood up, scooping up Inu who only meowed in slight irritation at being woken from his spot, you walked into the main room where you could hear your dads.

“This year’s candidates are so good! They make me want to scream!”

“‘Zashi… I will knock you out if you do.”

“Aww! Come on Shou! Don’t be like that! And [Y/n] was ama-”

Your eyebrows pinched together at your Pa’s abrupt cutoff, but rounding the corner told you the reason why.

Sighing, you scratched Inu behind the ears as you caught your dads attentions, “Dad...let Pa out of your gear before he suffocates.”

Hizashi was turning an alarming shade of red.

Grumbling something about ‘idiot loud blonde husbands’, Aizawa retracted his scarf.

Hizashi sucked in a large gasp of air and then dramatically ran to you, leaning on you like he was going to faint, “Can you believe your father!? He just tried to kill me!”

You smirked as you shook off your pa and walked to stand by your Dad, handing him the cat which he immediately put around his neck.

“I would too if you were just about to talk about the entrance exam that just happened and your kid just finished...who is not supposed to know the results until next week.” You quirked a brow.

Hizashi whined, “Traitors. My family is full of traitors.”

You giggled, “Alright Pa. What’s for dinner?”

As your parents began changing and preparing dinner, you took out your phone and sent a quick message to your two new friends…

18:56 - YaMad?: You guys want to meet up tomorrow?

Walking into the kitchen, you watched your dads bicker about what to cook before you interrupted with a cough.

With their attention on you, you suddenly felt nervous and glanced to the side so that you weren’t looking right at them, “Is it okay if I go hang out with friends tomorrow?”

Silence.

Your nerves built up.

And then… “SHOUTA! OUR KID MADE FRIENDS!” A blur of yellow and suddenly you were swept up and smothered in a hug as your eardrums were ringing from your Pa’s Quirk Outburst.

Despite the deathgrip Hizashi had on you, you managed to catch a glimpse of Shouta’s soft smile from where he stood.

FOREVER Taglist:

@sxph-t @mialeelavellan @rainydaysrnevergrey  @platonic-plots @sociallyawkwardcircus-freak-hi @ayyidkeither @queenbbarnes @mythixmagic @chas-z @thefridgeismybestie @strangersstranger @princess-evans-addict @rororo06 @timelordhunterandmysterysolver

Scales and Scars (BNHA) Taglist:

@multi-fandom-trash-uwu @darkfaethedestroyer @foxinaforestofstars @axolotl-of-evil

[chubby-derek-and-friends]

Chubby-Kink quote prompts

1. “Are you gonna finish that?”

2. “I’m full. Do you want the rest of this?”

3. “So,...dessert?”

4. “I swear these fit last week!”

5. “Are you sure those are your size?”

6. “Aren’t those MY leftovers?”

7. “Want another slice?”

8. “Jesus, I thought there was an eclipse!”

9. “Is that your stomach making those noises?”

10. “Is that a new stretch mark?”

11. “Excuse me, I believe this button belongs to you?”

12. “Are you still eating?”

13. “I told you you couldn’t finish it!”

14. “What do you mean that was a snack?!”

15. “They’ll have both.”

16. “This was all just for you?!”

17. “You’re still hungry, aren’t you?”

18. “Are you ready for more?”

19. “Did those EVER fit?”

20. “Are your clothes getting a bit snug?”

21. “Didn’t I deliver here this morning?”

22. “I hope I made enough...”

23. “That is supposed to feed a family of four!”

24. “Are you stuck?”

25. “Did you hear something crack?”

26. “I thought we had ice cream left...”

27. “Have you been sitting here all day?”

28. “Is the scale broken?”

29. “Did something just rip?”

30. “You’re STILL hungry?”

31. “I just passed a Girl Scout who was skipping and counting a wad of cash. She was here, wasn’t she?”

32. “So do all the drive through workers know you by name?”

33. “I don’t think those will stretch anymore.”

34. “Could you pass me those? I’m too full to get up.”

35. “When they say ‘all you can eat,’ it’s not a challenge!”

36. “I didn’t say you COULDN’T eat all that, I said you probably SHOULDN’T!”

37. “Are you aware that what you call a snack could feed a family of four for a day?”

38. “I think we might need to get you some larger clothes. Or maybe see if the circus has any tents we could borrow.”

39. “I can’t tell if you’re fatter. At some point it’s hard to tell if you’ve put on two pounds.”

40. “You know, those ‘your mama’s so fat...’ jokes aren’t meant to be aspirational.”

41. “So what’s another ten pounds?”

42. “Remind me again why you eat every day like it’s Christmas? Oh, yeah, I suggested it.”

43. “While I appreciate your commitment to not wasting food, this is getting ridiculous!”

44. “When I said I cooked enough for an army, you shouted ‘Army of one!’ and attacked the table!”

45. “Have you heard about the cacao shortage we’ll be facing in a few decades? I bet you’re the main cause.”

46. “You eat like a professional swimmer, and you’re starting to look like one. Shamu!”

47. “I think you have ‘gobble ‘til you waddle’ embroidered and hanging above your bed!”

48. “I can see you’re confused so let me help you. Pies? They aren’t single-serve.”

49. “Shouting ‘Challenge accepted!’ Is not an appropriate response when the waiter says the mean includes bottomless fries!”

50. “This is getting totally out of hand! The waiter asked you to say when and now there’s so much cheese I can’t see your plate, the waiter has carpal tunnel, three people are dead, and the cows are screaming!”

51. “I love that you only wear crop tops. Oh, they’re just regular t-shirts?”

52. “The gain is hardly noticeable! And we could dress you in something slimming. Like...Wyoming?”

53. “Ah, we’re going out for dinner! I can hear the buffets quivering in fear already!”

54. “You know, the whole ‘the dog must have eaten it’ excuse would work better if we had a dog, right?”

55. “You don’t win anything for having the highest calorie count!”

56. “You know you’re the walking cliché of the doughnut-eating cop, right?”

57. “Of course you can’t fit in your football team jacket! It fit when you were the quarterback and now you’re more like two linebackers!”

58. “You realize that when people gift us with food, it’s for the both of us, right?”

59. “I got this ‘Wide Load’ sticker for my truck but I think you may need it more.”

60. “...you’re resumé says ‘can eat my weight in doughnuts’ and ‘I never met a cookie I didn’t like.’”

61. “I know the phrase is ‘could bounce a quarter off that thing’ but for you, I think it’s more like a quarter pounder!”

62. “You know, a love seat is built to accommodate two people, not just one person’s love handles.”

63. “When you go to sit on bar stools...are they afraid?”

64. “That’s not a spare tire! That’s Michelin’s entire product line!”

65. “It’s more than some cushion for the Pushkin’...at this point it’s an entire couch!”

66. “Maybe you should show those poor pants some mercy and just take them off.”

67. “I was gonna go mattress shopping today but with you, I think I can cross that off my to-do list.”

68. “What’s your Halloween costume gonna be this year? Santa? The planet Jupiter?”

69. “They named a menu item after you? How often do you eat here?!”

70. “I don’t think French fries were what they had in mind when they said to eat your vegetables!”

71. “Pretty sure the serving size is two slices,...not two cakes.”

72. “You can’t eat your problems away!”

73. “When I said you had to choose between the pecan and the apple pies, I didn’t mean you eat the pecan pie then ‘choose’ the apple pie because it’s the only one left!”

74. “I HAD to eat them all! I didn’t want any of them to feel left out!”

75. “How did you even get those pants on?”

76. “It used to be cute when you stole my clothes to wear because they smelled like me...a hundred pounds ago.”

77. “What did you have against that chair?”

78. “I thought you were going to kiss me, but you just leaned over to steal my dessert!”

79. “Hun, you order from that place so often, they sent you flowers for your last birthday.”

80. “I’m honestly a little jealous of the looks you’ve been giving that cheesecake...”

81. “The school checks your schedule before scheduling bake sales!”

82. “Vacation calories DO count and that’s why you had to buy a second seat!”

83. “I wish you looked at me like you look at the dessert tray.”

84. “So when you booked this cruise, did the words, ‘all-inclusive dining’ flash in front of your face like neon lights?”

85. “The things you did to that cake...I can’t decide if I should be more turned on or jealous!”

86. “I told you I didn’t want you to double-bounce me on the trampoline! I have altitude sickness now! I saw satellites! THE MAN IN THE MOON TOLD ME TO SAY HI TO YOU!!”

87. “We lost half the water in the pool after your cannonball!”

88. “I’m caught in your gravitational pull!”

89. “Well, suck it in! That’s the largest size this store sells.”

90. “So, is that a sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see m...oh, it really is a sausage!”

91. “Didn’t the tailor JUST let those out?!”

92. “When you said you were training for a sport, I didn’t think you meant SUMO!”

93. “Is this what you looked like in high school?Well, now you look like you swallowed your younger self!

94. “I know you’re trying to bulk up, but maybe putting ice cream in your protein shakes isn’t the best strategy?”

95. “Hey, that restaurant that you like is doing their endless pasta promotion! Babe? ...Aaaand you’re already out the door.”

96. “So, need a belly rub?”

97. “So you were jock in high school, huh? At least judging by this itty, bitty letterman’s jacket you were.”

98. “I don’t think lifting your ass off the couch counts as exercise!”

99. “It looks like someone’s been bulking a bit TOO hard!”

100. “You were only on the injured list for three weeks! Like, I’m glad you’re okay, but how did you put on thirty pounds?”

[delicatebluebirdruins]

Mockingjay Part 1

first film second film

SN: I miss watching DVDs on my laptop

 1.      Straight in with anxious Kat playing with the pearl

2.      Sam Claflin in the “I wish they were dead scene” is amazing

3.      Coin’s look is on point

4.      Katniss about leaving Peeta is angry

5.      My love for the film’s soundtrack is huge

6.      I love the set design for the ruins of D12 and Kat’s reaction is very good

7.      Why did they have to bomb one side of Victors Village- I wonder if they mention it in the audio commentary

8.      I love Buttercup

9.      I love snows granddaughter during the speech just unbraiding her hair looking sheepish

10.  “We’re all here now” Buttercup: Meow= Damn right we are

11.  I saw that look Galey Bird

12.  Peeta’s costume with the sharp point is always a fun detail

13.  Everyone yelling about Peeta being a traitor should fight me and katniss (and of I had the opportunity I would body swap every one of them so that they experience the torture Peeta and Johanna goes through- especially Galey Bird

14.  Sleepy Everlark cuddles and Prim is so precious

15.  I love the demands for the victors

16.  Shut up Plutarch

17.  I have mixed feelings about Effie being in the MJ movies

18.  I love Finnick

19.  Drag Plutarch to hell and back P. Coin

20.  Rare occasion: me agreeing with Gale- his expression to shaking hands with Effie

21.  Cinna’s sketchbook beautiful and kind of painful

22.  Shooting the first propo is still awkward as hell and cringy to watch= ACTING I wish they didn’t give Finnick’s line to Effie

23.  I love Haymitch “hope that wasn’t important” and the side eye towards Effie after her sober comment

24.  I find it amusing that Kat picks up the bomb arrow and twirls it- I love Kat’s bow

25.  Cressida is hot as fuck

26.  Again, in awe of the set designers

27.  The hospital scene is always a wonderful scene in the acting and the music and the way it’s shot and of course the salute

SN2: any form of siren or alarm scares me

 28.  The tower falling is always scary

29.  Boom bitches

30.  Kats voice when she was begging someone to help the people in the hospital

 SN3: parallel to the first film- the rubble of the ruined city

 31.  Gale and Beetee together as usual

32.  D13 cheering is weird

33.  Hello D7 I am glad they added in scenes of the propos reaching people and inspiring them

34.  I love seeing the stag

35.  Such a pretty area I wish gale wasn’t there to ruin it

36.  Peeta L shut the duck up Gale- I didn’t know gale was trained to resist brutal torture?

37.  I love everyone’s reactions to seeing the road

SN4: I wish they kept Gales family in the films

 38.  That’s the only way I get your attention= eye twitches

39.  Hello Mockingjays- such a Gale thing to say “now they won’t shut up” – I love the song and the editing for it though I wish they kept it as rope instead of changing it to hope- I love the people walking up to the dam singing along

40.  I love the reflections on the peacekeeper’s helmets

41.  I love Beetee’s glasses just falling onto his nose

42.  I love the line “regularly scheduled horse manure”

43.  I love Peeta’s warning and the music for the air raid on 13- I also love seeing Coins side of the raid seeing the decisions she made… curious why the stairs got wet though- thank you random person- don’t like showing cracks- oh Prim- I love Kat playing with Buttercup

44.  I love Finnick- coin: I won’t forget that

45.  All those roses be thorny? Haymitch knows what do- “she’s going to go get them” the image of coin dressed up in swat gear is hysterical

46.  Finnick’s reveal is something I wish they kept as just Finnick and not interspersed with rescue mission Sam Claflin’s pronunciation of snows first name is great

47.  Talking to your grandparents be like- Donald Sutherland is great as Snow

48.  Funny that Kat asks if she proved her love for Peeta to him yet

 As I was tying this up my family and I are watching the musketeers and Phil mentioned the pearl in MJ because of musket balls

49.  Kat crying about losing Peeta and Gale is painful to watch

50.  Making knot(s) aw Finnick and Annie

51.  Peeta L the strangling scene is brutal

52.  I love how Boggs knew she was going to ask about Peeta

53.  Coin celebrating the success of the rescue whilst Katniss is injured and Peeta is freaking out

54.  I approve of Effie’s sombre outfit

55.  I love yellow flicker beat

[hyunlixsung]

Drabble Me This

Hey guys I’ve decided to do a Drabble game! My best friend helped me make this list! @himekute Love you bestie!

-One person = one number

-70 numbers available!

-Mainly stray kids but can do side characters from other groups in the Drabble

-You may request a time stamp along with your number 

1-“All it took was one look into those eyes and I knew that was the last time I'd be at home for a while." - girl of protective parents runs away/breaks rules for rebel bf

2-“Why is there a duckling floating in the bathtub?" - girl rescues a duckling from side of the road and brings in home. Bf discovers it and they become duck parents.

3-“I remember this feeling. It feels like home." cuddly bf attached to gf hip. Touching her one way or another - backhugs, holds hand, hand in back pocket, arm around hip.

4-“We didn't know when we'd see each other again." Spontaneous kissing. Passionate. Hands through hair. Picks up and pushes against the wall. Sits on counter tops. Nuzzling. Lip biting and bruising.

5-“Do you trust me?"

6-“You don't have to do this. I can change. I'll be better."

7-“When I hear forever, I see their face smiling back at me."

“8-“I didn’t mean to kill her.”

“Stop talking about me like I’m dead!”

“Her voice is still so energetic”

9-“Are we lost?”

“No?????”

“That sounded reassuring”

10-“I don’t really think before I act. It’s part of my charm”

11-“Excuse me? Are you telling me what to do?....thank goodness I have NO idea what I’m doing.”

12-“I'm dying."

"No you're just hungry." (Not looking at them. Looking at tv)

(Lays body across their legs) "I'm not gonna make it."

13-“You have three seconds before I start screaming."

"Listen I-"

"One"

"You don't understand-"

"Two"

"You see the thing is-"

"Three"

SCREECHES

14-“Don’t worry nobody is expecting much. Just be you...actually be you but like less...you.”

“Was that supposed to be a pep talk?”

15-“You couldn’t handle me if I came with instructions”

16-“Oh bite me” I rolled my eyes. I failed to notice his smirk. “With pleasure darling”

17-“When I’m done with you, you’re back is gonna be four different shades of red”

“Not if you can’t catch me”

18-“Take your things and go!...what are you DOING?! Put me down!”

“You said take my things and go!”

19-“Talk dirty to me."

"It's your turn to do the dishes tonight."

"That's not what I meant."

"You broke our dishwasher trying to clean your crocs."

20-“When I say who's cute, you say me!"

"Who's cute?" "Me"

"Who's cute?" "You"

"Who's cute?" "Us"

"This is why I love you"

21-“Iwon’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me”

“You’re the reason im injured!”

“How was I supposed to know you would be dancing around the house mopping and that you would be very jumpy???”

22-“We gotta go NOW!”

“Why WHERES the fire?”

“Listen idk if you wanna deal with them but I’m not in the mood to have purple marks all over my neck!”

23-“Yeah you think you’re tough! Come AT me!”

“This I was a TERRIBLE IDEA!”

24-“This has got to be one of your dumbest ideas you've ever thought of."

"Relax babe." [Wears goggles while chopping onions] "see no tears."

"Did you just cut yourself?"

"I think we need to go to the ER"

25-“What’s the plan?”

“You had a plan?”

“YOU were supposed to have the plan!”

“well I didn’t!”

26-“Hey so I was wondering..."

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Like what?"

"Like you just found your next meal."

"Because I just did." Smirks

27-“You’re in trouble now baby.”

“Is is it too late to kiss it better?”

28-“I’m gonna show everyone who you belong to. You’re mine!”

29-“This is a terrible idea.”

“Do you wnat to go home?”

“Hell no! This is the most fun I’ve had in years!”

30-“I know this isn’t the way you wanted your life to turn out, but is that really such a bad thing?”

31-“You know when you said 'let's make tonight fun' being hunted like deer in the back alleys wasnt exactly what I had in mind."

32-“You were about to spend the night reorganizing your spice cabinet."

"I don't need to be attacked like this right now."

33-“I’m cold, I’m

Tired, and I’m going to lose it if I don’t have cuddles and coffee in the next three minutes”

34-“How fast are you?”

“I compete with tiger”

“You mean A tiger?”

“No I mean tiger....my cousin’s rabbit”

35-“If they catch us were dead!”

36 “If I get one more jump scare I’m pulling this car over!”

“Umm THERES A WOLF ON OUR ROOF!”

37-“ Remind me again why I'm doing this."

"Because you love me."

38-“ Out of my way my baby is hurt!”

“39-“I’m not gonna ask again. You stay away from MY girl or I’ll rip You to shreds!”

40-“Your lips look cold can I warm them up?”

....”is that your way of asking for a kiss?”

“Listen linda I’ve been wanting to do this for MONTHS now just let me be smooth for once-“

41-“Well?”

“Well what?”

“Make yourself useful and kiss me.”

42-“So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really want."

"I'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want.

I want to kiss you (or i want to marry you or i want you to be mine)."

43-“Hey babe."

"Yeah?"

"We're out of sugar."

"I'll add it to the grocery list lat-"

Kisses her lips

"Don't worry about it. I got some."

44-“Why do we have 50,000 pillows on the bed. We only need two."

"Listen, when the dust bunny soliders bust into our home we won't be sitting ducks. You'll thank me later."

45-“How many lives need to be ruined before you admit here’s a problem?”

46-“Just because you can see a use doesn’t make something useless!”

47-“I never asked you to save me. And I definitely didn’t ask for the rest of this.”

48-“Stop shutting me out and talk to me for once. PLEASE."

49-“Everybody makes mistakes.”

“Not everyone makes the same mistake three times!”

50-“Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you. Fool me three times shame on you again for taking advantage of my good nature!”

51-“Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed the wya they look at you, whisper and chatter when you appear. They think you’re going to rescue them.”

52-“Run away if you want, but know who you are leaving behind and the risk you are taking. They may not be so patient.”

53-“I told you this all those months ago when we first met. I'll say it again. I'm not who you think I am."

54-“Don’t act like you know me. You don’t KNOW me”

“Yes I do!”

“What’s my favorite color then??”

“Easy blue!”

“...that doesn’t prove anything.”

55-“DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED TO BE SAVED?? AM I BROKEN TO YOU??"

"No that's not it."

"What is is then?!?!"

"I love you."

56-“I love you on the outside.”

“Wow that makes me feel SOOOO much better”

“Now let me love you on the inside.”

57-“I already said 'I love you'."

"I know."

"Then what do you want?"

"I want you to say it to me again and mean it this time."

58-“I love you”

“...what did you say?”

“Umm I said you cute?” 

“Say it again.” 

“You cute.” Gets close to her face “say it again”

59-“Can you do something for me?" 

“Anything for you baby." 

“I want you to kiss me. And not just the sweet little short kisses we give each other. I need those long, hot, passionate deep kisses that'll leave me breathless. I need you to hold me close to your chest and make it feel like you'll never let me go. I need you to-”

60-“When I saw his face, I could see our entire future together. But when I looked into her eyes, all I could see were galaxies and possibilities."

61-“Are you new here? I don't think I've ever seen you before." 

"Yeah, we've only met in your dreams. You're even more beautiful in person."

62-“DONT cover your marks. I want people to know you’re not for sale.” 

“...so I’m an object?” 

“No! Never! Sorry that came out wrong. But you are mine and I’d like people to keep their hands off.”

63-“(member full name)” “Yes (member last name) (y/f/n)?”” We aren’t married?” “Not yet babe”

64-“nope no kids!” “Why not :(((?” “I have to look after YOU!”

65. "Hey baaabe..." 

“Yeeeaaah???" 

“You never said we were expecting company." 

"I never said what-" pauses and stands protectively in front of them. In a deep voice and darkened eyes "What are you doing here?"

66-“okay this is going to seem absolutely crazy but I need you to run!” 

“You want me to RUN?? I’m sorry running is a SIN!” 

“It’s either that or be eaten take your pick.”

 “If I choose eaten does that make me a snack or a meal?”

67-“oh please I bet you can’t even kiss a girl sweetly . All you know how to do is be rough.” 

Slams hands on desk. “But you like it rough don’t you? I can see it. But that’ll have to wait for another time.”

 Scoff. “Another time? Like you’re gonna get a first time-“

68. "Why did I ever trust you!?!?" 

"Baby, don't say things like that! You can trust me!!" 

"YOU ATE THE LAST SLICE OF BANANA BREAD WHEN I PUT A SPECIAL STICKY NOTE ON IT." 

"I'm sorry 😭😭"

 "No this marriage is over." 

"We aren't married.”

 "You're right we aren't now."

69. "Don't touch me. Don't look at me. Don't think about me. Don't *shaky breath* just *voice breaks* don't."

 "Love, let me explain. That wasn't me." 

"It wasn't you?? If it wasn't you, then who was it???? Hmm!" 

"My twin."

70. "Hey! Do me a favor will ya?"

“Yeah sure what do you - is that, why is there blood on your shirt?

“Kiss me.”

“W h a t?”

Kisses and pulls back after people pass them.

“Thanks.”

“Yeah sure whatever...blushes

[flashex3410]

prompts, i guess

as composed by @dazednerd and myself

1. I took you to the zoo as our first date but you’ve been staring at the monkeys for the last hour, can we move on?

2. I found this stray cat but now you’re on my doorstep asking for them back, who even are you.

3. My sister thinks you’re cute and wants me to bring you over here but I also kinda think you’re cute as well and oh wait you’re flirting with me instead of her now.

4. You just yelled “hit or miss” at the top of your lungs in a crowded area and I was the only one who responded.

5. I was just chilling in the park, and I have no idea who you are but you just asked me to come with you to your family reunion to pretend to be your gay lover to piss off your folks, let’s do this.

6. There’s an apartment in my building that’s supposedly haunted but the truth is I’m a social recluse and people haven’t realized I live here, don’t tell them.

7. I’m grocery shopping at 2AM and you’re in the next aisle over singing very passionately to the song coming through the intercom.

8. My ex just started making out with someone in order to piss me off and- oh hey what’re you doing- oh.

9. I just complimented your shirt and you launched into a full rant on how you’re so happy there are other fans out there.

10. “You look depressed, you wanna hug bro?”

11. I got stood up on a date to the carnival but I already paid to get in and- oh hey there, stranger.

12. “I have seven kids” “You’ve been a single man your whole life?” “And?”

13. It’s 1AM and I’m studying for finals and you’re my roommate’s friend who just crawled through my window.

14. “Do you often take care of high people you find on the streets?”

15. I just punched you in the face and you’re flirting with me?

16. My roommate’s a Youtuber and I walked in on them making a video about me.

17. Seven people walked into the building that night. Only two came back.

18. “I swear to God, man, there’s someone in here crying.”

19. Two people were found hanging from the balcony. Their hands had been tied together.

20. “I’m a demon. I have more power than most Gods can even begin to muster. And you called me to make you a sandwich?”

21. Person A and Person B have been friends since childhood. A has a big secret that B eventually finds out about, but the two continue to be friends and don’t acknowledge it. After some awkward moments, B confronts A. A could either 1. Confess to it (and maybe some other things, if that’s what the writer wants) or 2. Get defensive about it, and eventually put distance between them and B.

22. “I’ve been going through your room, since, you know… Well, I found a bunch of old stuff I completely forgot we had. Photos, stories, that old hoodie I was going to get rid of that you kept. You never quite got over us, huh? ...I miss you.”

23. I can hear you in the hotel room above me. You sound like you’re dying, are you alright?

24. You keep asking if you can paint me, but I look like a cracked out animal what tf are you seeing?

25. You’re a street musician who plays outside my office window, and I constantly find myself stopping to listen in.

26. “Meet me in the spider house.”

27. I just saved someone from drowning, but I can’t bring myself to tell them that I personally know you, the siren that just tried to kill them,

28. “Your socks are mismatched.”

29. “Why are you still here…?”

30. I just opened your closet and seen all your gay stuff shoved in there. I guess that explains the useless nails in your walls. You wanna talk about it?

31. “Are you a boat? Because I ship us.”

32. “You… You adopted a hedgehog?”

33. You just called me to tell me that you found an injured hellhound on the side of the road. Wait, what the hell do you mean you’re keeping it?!

34. I’m tied between making out with you and slamming your head into a table. 

35. “What do you mean, you’re a demon?!”

36. I summoned a demon with a funny accent at 4 AM and I’m tied between laughing my ass off and being terrified.

37. “I’d rather be dead then be near you” (Bonus points if the person who says this has a mental breakdown in front of the person this quote is directed at)

38. You’re a stranger who’s drunk as hell, and you fell asleep on me on the bus.

39. My friend’s sick af, no I’m not letting them give up their seat for your entitled self and your totally healthy child. (could be taken as romantic or platonic)

40. Threatening your significant other in between kisses.

41. “You’re really soft…” Proceeds to fall asleep

42. The days we don’t fight are the best.

43. There was always something wrong with that house, as the neighbors said. Being the local cop, you had been in the house multiple times to drag out groups of teens. Today, a man reported seeing three teens go in about an hour ago. You easily managed each of them. Two of them were willing to leave, while the third tried constantly to escape your grasp. You pull them away from your friends, but before you can say anything, they begin crying. “Those aren’t them. My friends are still in there. I don’t know who those two are.”

44. Everyone has told me that you’re usually angry and intimidating, so I was scared upon meeting you. But now you’re saying you wanna cuddle me, and honestly, I’ve never been able to say no.

45. “You wanna go on a Tim Burton binge with me?”

46. “Your taste in music is so weird… I like it.”

47. I walked in on you crying and tugging at your hair.

48. “Your heart needn’t break further, love.”

49. We both have finals coming up, but you’re practically begging me to come with you to this concert.

50. “I’m in love with you. Deeply in love, and I feel like I’m drowning.”

50 and a half. (This one’s more of a bonus, but “Nothing’s gonna hurt you baby” by Cigarettes after Sex is such a good song, and it’s good for writing material. Also, if you’re a fantasy geek, then “Bloom” by the Paper Kites is also p good for writing)

(note: if y’all use any of these, could ya please tag me in ‘em? i wanna see what y’all do with these)

[lunar-wandering]

The Dorm Rules (From the Vigilante Kokichi AU)

@ophanem

( this was also long since theirs 72 of them so I’m putting it under the cut)

1) Kokichi stop telekineticly stealing people's stuff 2) No one is to boast about knowing who DICE is to people from other classes. It leads to problems we dont want to deal with. 3) Please stop asking to be my sidekick 4) Always ask Kokichi is you can be his sidekick 5) Kokichi and Yumeno are not allowed to have any more illusion battles 6) Kokichi stop making Kaito think the dorms are haunted. The rest of us all know its you 7) Do not agree to Kokichi's offer of going flying. It's not as fun as it sounds. 8) Do not bring pig feet, fake or otherwise, into the dorm 9) Bring as much pig feet into the dorm as you want. 10) Do not prank Kokichi. You will regret it. 11) Don't tell Gonta you got your powers from squishing a bug. Not even your powers can save you from his reaction 12) Do not use your power of illusions to make someone from another class look like someone else. 13) Specifically making Hinata look like Izuru 14) I never did that 15) Do not quote memes when severly injured 16) Kokichi stop sneaking into people's rooms late at night. It's very creepy. 17) Don't give Kokichi access to your computer/electronics. It doesn't end well. 18) Kokichi is not allowed to cook unless Kirumi is supervising 19) Don't jump off something and ask Kokichi to catch you. He will catch you, but he'll also drop you. 20) Don't play "Wake Me Up Inside" unless you want Kokichi, Rantaro, and Shuichi to destroy your door and room 21) Do not talk about the spoon incident 22) Don't make comments about Kokichi's height 23) But he's so small and- 24) Wow I can't believe Rantaro's freaking dead. 25) Please do not murder your classmates 26) I'm suprised it took 25 before that rule was made. 27) Stop adding comments as rules 28) Can't stop won't stop. 29) Dabbing off of roofs is not permitted 30) No yodeling at 3 am 31) Kokichi is no longer allowed to pick the Friday group activity. 32) why not :( 33) Two words; Aquarium Destroyed 34) reasonable 35) No one is to tell the other classes we were behind the aquarium incident. 36) Or the lollipop one 37) No one should talk about any of the incidents really 38) NO HEELIES 39) but- 40) NO. WE WILL NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF THE HEELIE INCIDENT. 41) No one is to make an anime reference around Shirogane unless you want to be pulled into a 4 hour long disscussion about said anime 42) Kokichi is not allowed to have rubber ducks 43) Korekiyo please stop going through our trash 44) Kibo is not a charger for your phones 45) Pillow fights are currently banned until further notice 46) Kokichi please stop playing dead in the hall whenever you get a paper cut 47) Katio don't ask Kokichi to send you to space. He will do it. 48) No raiding the fridge after 10pm 49) but what about Dark Lunch? 50) If you are raiding the fridge because you just got back from fighting villains you should really be taking care of yourself but Dark Lunch is acceptable in that case. 51) Shuichi please stop spoiling movie plots 52) Don't steal Kokichi's soda 53) Kokichi is not allowed to fight crime past midnight. Every window is to be securely closed with alarms set and Izuru guarding them to make sure he doesn't. 54) Dance battles are to be held outside 55) You are not to use Kibo as a radio during said dance battles 56) Kokichi please stop crashing through windows. We are very concerned. 57) Don't ask Kokichi to  use his powers of illusion to make a duplicate of you so you can sneak out. 58) Kokichi that gelato was mine this means war 59) Don't eat other people's stuff. It leads to couches being thrown, windows smashed, TV's broken, etc. 60) DON'T STEAL FROM THE SQUIRRELS 61) No more drinking. Apparently it leads to stealing from squirrels. 62) Kokichi please give Shuichi back his socks 63) I would but I don't remember what I did with them 64) Don't hide stuff you've stolen in Rantaro's room 65) Don't question the random things Kokichi does. Just let it happen. 66) Kokichi, Miu, and Rantaro are not to be left alone together under any circumstances 67) If Kokichi is wearing The SmileTM, run. Run away as fast as possible. 68) Don't put sticky notes on people's backs. 70) Don't ask about rule 69 71) Don't yell "Kamukura Kamukura Yas Queen!" when Izuru enters a room 72) Don't steal Kokichi's supersuit.

the list gets another addition to it pratically every day