#4 different people aged 29 30 and 28 have fucking lashed out at me for very very VERY minor reasons in the past 3 days

[nohkalikai]

honest to god what in the WORLD happens to people in their late 20s and early thirties,,,, u all have 0 chill. zero. shoonya. like...are your friendships unfulfilling?? are you sexually frustrated?? is your career hitting a dead end?? why the fuck do you people take it out on people younger than you. i'm just trying to live my fucking life and navigate similar challenges to you all...

[derekfoxwit]

Doctor Dorpden’s Critical Tips of Prestige

Note: This post was made with satirical intentions in mind. I’m only emphasizing because I’ve had a couple of comments on previous joke posts I’ve did take it seriously. With that said, here we go.

Tip 1: For starters, remember that when looking at the work, if the Mystic Knee twitches fast enough to punch a hole in a wall, this suggests that the work should be near the lowest of the low. No further development of opinion is needed.

Tip 2: For an equal degree of sophistication, give the warm comfort of nostalgia at least 5 times more chances than the new thing that MAY seem actually poggers.

Tip 3: If you have the anecdote of encountering shitty fans, then use them as a scapegoat for the show they flaunt over being shitty. Clearly, they’re always making the show the way it is.

Tip 4: If you haven’t heard much about a newer film or show you’re yet to watch, there’s an 85% chance that film or show is actually not worth your time. The Father (2020) isn’t as widespread as Joker (2019) for a reason.

Tip 5: At this point, just go for the Asian Artist Dick. I’m actually in the mood to see merit in that because I want to look edgy against cute doodles. Stop attacking Uzaki-Chan, you cowards!

Tip 6: Avoid the electronic tunes. They’ll make you smell like a bum, for there’s no structural in a music album that’s nothing but wubs.

Tip 7: If you see a Tweet that looks dumb, use it as a means of generalizing all the fans of a work as sharing that same opinion.

Tip 8: If the cartoon I’m given doesn’t provide me with mature ideas such as slicing an Arbok in half or fake boobs, then the cartoon might as well be on the same level as Teletubbies.

Tip 9: You know the music is (c)rap when it brings up drugs, regardless of lyrical context.

Tip 10:  Raw mood is the indicator of quality cartooning. If you’re quick to assume the worst in the newest HBO Max original cartoon, then you got thyself a stinker. Same thing if you were super bummed out when watching a new thing, regardless of anecdotal context.

Tip 11:  When you’re not given continuous throwbacks, ensure you’re as reductive and over-generalizing about the works shown as possible.

Tip 12:  If your hazy and imperfect as hell recollection of a children’s film, whether it’s Wall-E or Lilo & Stitch, would describe said film as “too sugary” or “key-waving schlock”, then that HAS to be the case. No meat on that bone whatsoever.

Tip 13: Simpler, more graphic style that isn’t as realistic as old-school Disney or Anime? You got yourself a lazy style with zero passion put into it.

UPA? Who’s THAT?!

Tip 14: Don’t trust anyone saying that western children’s cartoons had any form of artistic development after 2008 (with, like, TWO exceptions). If it did, why didn’t we go from stealing organs in a 2001 cartoon to showing opened stomachs in a 2021 cartoon?

Tip 15: Big booba is always important to the strong female character’s quality.

Tip 16:  Only MY ships count, for they provide me with a feeling of intelligence.

Tip 17: “PG-13″ and “R” rating just simply mean you’re not caring for expressing themes in a sophisticated manner. It’s just THAT simple until I dictate otherwise.

Tip 18:  In this age of smelly radicals, “Death of the Author” is more important than ever. Without it, this’ll imply that a classic like The Matrix was secretly toxic, due to what the Wachowskis have to say about it being an “allegory of trans people.”

Tip 19: Turn the fandoms you hate into your torture porn. Ask in Tweets to Retweet one sentence that’d “trigger” them. Go out of your way to paint all of them as blind consoomers. That’ll show them, and it’ll show how much more intelligent you are compared to those clowns.

Tip 20: Whatever the Mystic Knee dictates upon the first viewing of a work is what shall indicate the full structural extent of the film.

Tip 21: The mindset of a 2000s edgelord is one that actually understands the artistry of the medium of animation. Listen to that crazy but ingenious man.

Tip 22: Because sheer ambition makes me feel manly, the high pedestal you bestow upon a cartoon work should be based mostly on the mere mention or mere suggestion of serious topics. This means that pure comedy is smelly.

Tip 23: Is the new work tackling subjects that you’ve loved a childhood work of yours for covering? Just assume it’s super bare-bones in that case compared to the older case, for there’s nothing the older work can do to truly prove itself otherwise. Seriously, Letterboxd. Stop giving any 2010s cartoon anything above a 4/5

Tip 24: If the Mystic Knee is suggesting that the work is crummy, then consider any explanation off the top of your head for why the work in question is crummy.

Tip 25: Sexual and gender identity is inherently political, so don’t focus on them in the story. It’s no wonder why Full Metal Alchemist has caught on more than the She-Ra reboot.

Tip 26: Since I got bothered by a random butt monkey type character in a crummy cartoon, I’m now obligated to assume that having a butt monkey will only harm the writing integrity of the cartoon.

Seriously, Mr. Enter....what?!

Tip 27: We’re at a point where pure comedy for a kids’ cartoon is doing nothing but dumbing down the children. Like seriously...... I doubt Billy and Mandy would ever use farts as a punchline, unlike these newer kids comedies.

Tip 28: The difference between the innuendo in kids’ cartoons I grew up on and the ones Zootopia made is the sense of prestige they give me. Just take notes from the former instead.

Tip 29: Wanna make a work of artistic merit? Just take notes from the stuff I whore out to. It’s just THAT simple until I dictate otherwise.

Tip 30: Always remember this golden rule: If the newer work, or a work you’ve recently experienced the first time, was truly great, why isn’t it providing the exact emotions from your younger, more impressionable years?

Tip 31: If the Mystic Knee aims to break the bones of a character doing certain things (.i.e. having body count of thousands; lashing out to character; etc.), that means the character is bad and deserves no redemption.

Tip 32: If you want me to believe there’s any intrigue or depth in your antagonist, give them redemption, for I am in need of that sorta thing being spelled out. Looking at you, Syndrome. Should’ve taken notes from Tai Lung.

Tip 33: In a case where you’re going “X > Y” (.i.e. manga compared to western comics), ALWAYS CHERRY PICK! Use the recent controversies of the “Y” item while pretending that the “X” item has never had anything of the sort.

Tip 34: BEFORE you bring up those comments that shat on the original Teen Titans cartoon back when it was new, whether for making Starfire “more PC” or whatever.......the DIFFERENCE between them and me is that THEY were just bad faith fools that couldn’t see true majesty out of blind rage. I, however, am truly certain that calling any western TV cartoon from 2014-onward a work that transcends its generation suggests a destruction of the medium.

Tip 35: Based on fandom growth, it shows that any newer show isn’t being watched much by kids, but rather loser adults that act like children. Therefore, there’s more prestige in what I grew with.

Tip 36: The focus on children is bad at this point since the children of today have attention spans that flies would have.

Tip 37: A select few screenshots (or even one) of either a less elaborate attacking animation, less realistic game graphics, or a less on-model image in a cartoon indicates EVERYTHING about the work’s quality.

Tip 38: Consuming or writing media where characters go through constant suffering is little more than gaining pleasure out of it. YOU SICKOS!

Looking at you, Lily Orchard!

Tip 39: Whether it’s a sexual awakening story or just simply a romance, focus on a character being lesbian, trans, bi, etc., then it shouldn’t be in a kids’ work. It’s too spicy for them by default. Kids don’t want romance anyway.

Tip 40: The very idea of a western cartoon with no full-blown antagonist (i.e. Inside Out) is a destruction of animated artistry. Sorry, but it’s just THAT simple until I dictate otherwise.

Tip 41: Unless it’s my fluffy pillow, such as Disney’s Robin Hood, it should be obligated to assume the inserting of anthros is only there to pleasure the furries. Looking at YOU, Zootopia!

Tip 42: With how rough and rash The Beast was, it shows that he was more of an abusive lover. Therefore, I refuse to believe that Beauty and the Beast has any of the meticulous moral writing that most of Disney’s other 90s films has.

Tip 43: When you suggest one work should’ve “taken notes” from another work in order to do better, BE VAGUE! Those who agree will be shown to be geniuses.

Tip 44: Remember how morally grey Invader Zim was? That really goes to show how little the Western Animation scene has been trying since that show. Really should just be taking notes from that series (and of course anime).

Tip 45: Even if I have a radar that clearly indicates such, hiding the item I look for inside an enemy is always bad, for I refuse to believe it would be inside the enemy.

Goddamn it, Arin!

Tip 46: People struggle understanding your gender identity or pronouns? All there is to see in that is a giant cloud of egotism that reads “My problems” zapping another smaller cloud that reads “other people’s problems”. Seriously, kids are starving, so WHAT if you identity confused someone. Grow a spine!

Tip 47: Stop pretending that adaptations should colorize how a story or comic series should be defined. No way in FUCK can a cartoon or film incarnation become the definitive portrayal of my precious superhero idol.

Tip 48: Enough with your precious “limited animation” techniques, YOU WESTERN HACKS! All you’re doing is admitting to sheer laziness and lacking artistic integrity. Now if you excuse me, I’ll be watching more anime, since that gives me a sense of prestige.

Tip 49: If getting five times more detail than the 2D animated visuals have requires someone getting hurt, so be it. No pain, no gain after all.

Tip 50: Yes, I genuinely struggle to believe there’s this majestic level of layered material without having the most immediate yet still vague re-assurance practically yelling in my face. But that’s STILL the work’s fault, not mine.

Tip 51: Every Klasky-Csupo cartoon has more artistic integrity than any of them cartoons with gay lovers such as Kipo or the Netflix She-Ra show.

Tip 52:  If Sergio Pablos’ Klaus is anything to go by, we have no excuse to utilize those smelly as fuck digital animation “styles” found on Stinky Universe, Suck-Ra or Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds.

Tip 53: Stop projecting your orientation onto works of actual talent. Seriously, how does Elton John’s I’m Still Standing expel ANY rainbow flag energy?

Tip 54: Hip hop and electronica have been the destruction of music, especially the kind that’s actually organic and not farting on the buttons of a beeping or drumming gadget.

Tip 55: The audience for cartoons has become significantly less clear over the years. We should just go back to Saturday mornings of being sold toys or shit kids actually want.

Tip 56: PSAs for kids shouldn’t be about ‘woke’ content. They should be actual problems such as doing drugs; not playing with knifes / outlets / matches; or acceptance.

Tip 57: The instant you realize a detail in a childhood work that’s better understood as an adult, you’re forced to paint that work as the most transcendent thing in the world. It’s just THAT simple until I dictate otherwise.

Tip 58: Before you lash out on ALL rich people, remember this: #Not All Rich People.

Tip 59: There’s nothing to gain out of the (c)rap scene other than becoming a spiteful, gun-wielding thug that sniffs weed for breakfast.

Tip 60: Since the Mystic Knee told me to get anal about prom episodes in several gay cartoons, this shows that writing about one’s younger experiences just makes you look pathetic.

Tip 61: Another smelly thing about Zootopia is how it was painting a police chief as stern and exclusive. #Not All Chiefs

Tip 62: Me catching a glimpse of Grave of the Fireflies as a kid and turning out fine shows that you may as well show kids more adult works without worry. No amount of psychological questions being asked will suggest otherwise.

Tip 63: There’s a reason why the Mystic Knee keeps leaning more toward the 90s and early 2000s than most decades. That knee KNOWS where there’s a sense of true refinement.

Tip 64: The BIG difference between rock and electronica? Steward Copeland actually DRUMS. All that the likes of Burial, Boards of Canada, Depeche Mode and several others did was push drum buttons.

Tip 65: One exception to the golden nostalgia is when the work in question doesn’t stuff your face with fantastical, bombastic stories. At which point, there can only be rose-colored blinds covering Nickelodeon’s Doug. Nothing of merit or personal resonance to be found.

Tip 66: Remember that the sense of nuance in the work comes down to there being everything including the kitchen sink, whether it involves multiple geographic landscapes; giving us hundreds of characters; etc. Only through the extremes will I be able to tell there is nuance.

Tip 67: Once you see a joke that has an involvement with sexual or violent content, just ignore the full picture and just reduce it to having nothing to it but “sex, violence, gimme claps.”

PKRussel has entered the chat

Tip 68: With all the SJWs messing up the art of comedy, lament the times where you could be called a comic genius, NOT a monster, for shouting out the word “STAB,” calling a gay weird, painting Middle Easterns as inherently violent, etc.

Tip 69: Guitar twang will always win out over (c)rap beats. There’s a reason your grandma is more likely to listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd than Kendrick Lamar.

Tip 70: Once the Mystic Knee notices a lack of squealing at the video game with linearity, that shows there’s more artistry in going full-blown open world.

Tip 71: Related to Tips 66 and 68, ensure your comedy gets as much information and mileage out of each individual skit as possible. EMPHASIZE if you need to. Continuously spout out your quirky phrase of “STAB” if needed.

Tip 72: Based on the onslaught of TV shows with many seasons and episodes, animated or otherwise, it shows that there’s more worth going for that than simply having a miniseries or a 26-episode anime.

Tip 73: Building off of the previous tip, you’re better off squeezing and exhausting every little detail and notable characterization rather than keeping anything simple and possibly leaving a stone unturned, especially if there’s supposed to be a story. 

Tip 74: Playing through the fan translation of Mother 3 made me realize how much some newer kids’ works just try too hard to get serious. Why even make the kids potentially think about the death of a family member?

Tip 75: The fear I had over Sid’s toys from the first Toy Story and similar anecdotal emotions are the be-all indicators of what kind of show or film is fitting for the children.

Tip 76:  Seeing this British rapper chick have a song titled “Point and Kill” just further exemplifies the fears I’ve had about rappers being some of the most harmful folks ever.

Tip 77: The problem with attempting to make a more “relatable” She-Ra is that kids aren’t looking for relatability. They want the escapism of buff fighters or something similar. This is why slice-of-life is so smelly.

Tip 78: Based on seeing the rating of “PG-13″ or “R,” I can tell that the dark humor is little more than “hur dur sex and guns.” Given the “TV-Y7 FV” rating of Invader Zim, the writers should’ve taken notes from that instead just so I can sense actual prestige.

Tip 79: The original He-Man has more visual intrigue in its animation than any of those smelly glorified doodles found in the “styles" of the 2010s and early 2020s.

Tip 80: It’s always the fault of the game that my first guess (that I refuse to divert from) on how I have to go through an obstacle won’t work.

Tip 81: Zootopia discussing prejudice ruins the majestic escapism I got from my precious childhood films from 1991-2004. Them kids might as well be watching the news. Now to watch some Hunchback after I finish these tips.

Tip 82: There is no such thing as an unreasonable expectation, and there’s especially no wrong way to address the lack of met expectations! For example, if you expect some early 2010s cartoon on the Disney Channel to be a Kids X-Files, yet you get moments such as some girl getting high on stick dipping candy, you got the right to paint the worst out of that show for not being “Kids’ X-Files.”

Tip 83: Related to my example for Tip 82, if you get the slightest impression of something being childish, you know you got yourself a children’s work that does little than wave keys and has basically nothing substantial for them. In this situation, those malfunctioning robots found in Wall-E are the guilty party.

Tip 84: Without the extensive dialogue that I’m used to getting, how can one say for certain there was any amount of characterization in the title character of Wall-E?

Tip 85: Ever noticed yourself gradually being less likely to expect an upcoming work or view a work you’re just consuming as “the next best thing”? That’s ALWAYS the fault of smelly “artists” (hacks really) and their refusal to give a shit.

Tip 86:  It’s obligatory for your lead to be explicitly heroic just so there is this immediate re-assurance that they’re a good one.

Tip 87: Without the comforting safety net of throwbacks, one cannot be for certain that there has been an actual evolution of a series or the art of animation and video games.

Tip 88: Don’t PSA kids on stuff they give zero fucks about. That means no gender identities or pronouns, race, etc.

Tip 89: Don’t listen to Mamoru Hosoda saying that anime women tend to be “depicted through a lens” of sexual desire. He’s just distracting from the superior prestige found in anime women.

Tip 90:  If you’re desperate to let others know that your talking points are reasonable, just repeat them over and over with little expansion on said talking points.

Tip 91: 7 or more seasons of art is better than 26 episodes of art.  EVERY TIME!

Tip 92: Always remember to continuously talk up the innuendo and mature subject matter of the childhood work as the most prestigious, transcendent thing of all time. With that in mind, there’s a high chance that your favorite childhood work will be better known than Perfect Blue (1997), and there’s likely a reason for that.

Tip 93: An art style that gives many characters relatively more realistic arm muscle details will always shine through more than any sort of art style done for “simplicity” (laziness, really).

Tip 94:  Seeing a few (like, even VERY FEW) people show more enthusiasm for Steven Universe over Invader Zim really shows the lower bar that has been expected out of the western animation scene compared to anime.

Tip 95: Electronic music makes less conventional time signatures cheap as hell. REAL music like rock makes them the exact opposite.

Tip 96: If your Mystic Knee suggests that the 90s cartoon being viewed doesn’t showcase a vague sense of refinement or artistic integrity, then every related assumption of yours is right. EVERY TIME!

Tip 97: Doing everything and the kitchen sink for one series or movie shows a better sense of refinement and prestige than any form of simplicity. THIS includes character design as well.

Tip 98: The advent of that Star Wars: Visions anime really shows just how stinky western cartoons have become.

Tip 99:  For those wondering, no, Europe isn’t being counted in my definition of “western animation”. Doing so is a complete disservice to prestige.

Tip 100: If even less than half of these tips aren’t being considered, you can kiss that prestige badge goodbye. After all, I SAID SO!

[mordoriscalling]

48 Weeks (3/4)

(Part 1) (Part 2)

Throughout the 48 weeks that Geralt and Jaskier spend apart, their relationship develops.

Aka, part 3 of the Singer and the Sailor AU no one asked for but I wrote anyway. The events of this story happen after Stay or Sail Away but before Homecoming. Warnigns: some sexual content ahead!

Weeks 25-36

Week 25

“There seems to be something special about the sea, doesn’t it?”

“Hmm.”

“You know, Tolkien once wrote that there was a special melody in between the sound of waves and seabirds’ song. Music that elves were susceptible to and, once they heard it, they couldn’t be satisfied by anything else but life at sea.”

There does seem to be something to it. Geralt hums again and asks, “Are you calling me an elf?”

Jaskier laughs. “You certainly are beautiful like one.”

Geralt scowls, thankful to all the gods that he can hardly blush. “You look more like an elf, with the ears."

Jaskier grins. “Ah, yes, that and my dashing good looks! And the fact that I love singing, and I don’t look my age and... wait.” Jaskier blinks. “Tell you what, maybe I am an elf.”

Geralt chuckles.

“And you, sir, you could be an elf too. You look like a legendary warrior from the First Age who would talk to dragons and outwit them.”

He rolls his eyes but lets Jaskier ramble on about his "warrior-ness".

Week 26

“You fucking what?!”

“You tried to teach chickens how to fly.”

“How is that worse than trying to school a bumblebee?” Jaskier shrieks. “What the fuck, Geralt?! How would you even attempt to do that?”

“We first trapped it in a jar –”

“Oh no.”

“– and then we would tap on the glass to make it fly in the opposite direction. In the end, it would fly away if it noticed our fingers getting close to the jar. That was our idea of schooling it.”

“The poor thing had to be terrified.”

“It was Eskel’s idea,” Geralt grumbles.

Jaskier sighs dramatically. “I can’t believe I love such a cruel man!”

Geralt freezes. “You what?”

“Shit."

Week 27

When Jaskier picks up, Geralt takes him in and his beauty is even more striking than usual. His features, both soft and sharp, his bright eyes, his charm and wit. Jaskier’s a talented, successful man, and Geralt can’t wrap his head around it.

“You love me?” he blurts out, still disbelieving.

“I’ve been serenading you for the past six months but thanks for noticing.”

Geralt snorts. “No, it’s... it’s you, and I am... me.”

He almost growls in frustration because words fail him yet again when he needs them most. Jaskier’s gaze softens with understanding anyway.

“Oh, my heart,” he replies quietly, “I know you think yourself broken and undeserving of good things because of your past but... you haven’t had an easy life and yet, you’re kind and willing to do so much for the ones you care about. You’re witty, sharp, capable and reliable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a partner, really,” Jaskier says, his smile almost shy.

Geralt doesn’t know what to say to any of that. Three decades ago, he was living in an orphanage, just a kid with anger management issues and shitty, shitty prospects for the future. Now, he has a fucking celebrity confess his love to him.

“I...” he begins, then trails off. He knows he has to say something. ‘Love’ refuses to pass through his throat but there’s no mistaking about the warmth Geralt feels whenever he even thinks about Jaskier and all the ways in which he’s ridiculous. “I,” he starts again, “I... feel the same.”

For once, Jaskier is silent, his eyes glistening.

Week 28

“The tour was a success! Minus all the expenses od renting venues and everything else, we still made some decent money, which is great news. And the fans!” Jaskier gushes, “oh, Geralt, the fans! It feels fantastic to be appreciated by so many.”

“Hmm.”

“It’s good to be home, though. It’d be even better if you were here, you know? I... I wish you were.”

Geralt swallows hard. “Me too.”

There’s the heavy silence between them again as they look at each other helplessly. This time, it’s Geralt who breaks it.

“Now that you’re back,” he says, “could you see how’s Ciri doing? You could... drop by Yen’s place sometime.”

Jaskier’s grin is blinding. “Sweetheart, I’d be honoured! But only if Yennefer allows it too, of course.”

Now that, that part’s going to be the hardest.

Week 29

“I can so imagine you in lingerie.”

Geralt raises his eyebrows in surprise. Jaskier takes it as a clue to go on.

“The lingerie would be black of course and oh, it’d look magnificent on your body. I’d just watch you touch yourself, sprawled on the bed. Darling, what a sight you’d make. I could come just from looking at you but I’d try not to because I’d want to take the lingerie off of you, piece by piece. Slowly.”

Geralt’s breathing is already harsh and laboured, and he’s undoing his trousers with his free hand. “Jaskier,” he grits out.

“Yes, dear?”

“Keep fucking talking.”

Jaskier smiles dangerously.

Week 30

Earlier this week, he received a message with another recording from Jaskier. The song is slow, gentle and loving, because there’s no other word for it. It makes Geralt feel abashed.

When Jaskier picks up the video call, Geralt asks, referring to the lyrics, “you really think you see me?”

“I think I do,” Jaskier replies, his voice warm.

It’s a lie. Jaskier has no idea about Blaviken, he doesn’t know the whole of Geralt’s story. Still, it’s a nice lie to believe in.

Jaskier tells him he loves him once again. Geralt says it back. He wants to have this as long as he can.

Week 31

On Saturday that week, it’s Ciri’s fifteenth birthday. Geralt’s call interrupts the birthday party.

“Happy birthday, Cub.”

Ciri grimaces a bit at the old nickname, making him chuckle. She starts growing into a proper lioness, not a cub any longer. Cirilla is their pride and joy – a clever, talented, headstrong girl. Geralt could’ve never raised such a child alone. When he found out he was supposed to be her legal guardian just a week before he turned thirty – that he’d have to take in a traumatised four-year-old with vague memories of her family she lost in a car crash – he needed help. He contacted Yennefer for the first time in years. Caring for Ciri brought their love back to life. Before he knew it, he proposed, and then the three of them made a proper family Geralt never knew he would have. Whenever he was away, Yen had help from her brothers, and if they were deployed too, she could always count on Vesemir.

His marriage to Yen turned out to be a disaster in the long run and really, all of them – him, Yennefer, Eskel, Lambert, Vesemir – are just different shades of fucked-up. Ciri is their collective effort, though, and it often feels like she’s one of the few things they’ve ever done right.

“I’m sorry I can’t be there,” Geralt tells her.  

“It’s all right, dad.”

It’s not, he knows it isn’t. Geralt should be there with her. He’s missed out on so much of her life already, and yet the Navy took almost another year away from them. Geralt fears that when he finally returns for good, he’ll seem like a stranger to her because of all the time they’ve spent apart. He's afraid that she’ll not even want him to make up for it.

“I love you, Ciri,” he says, desperate for her to know it all of the sudden.

She smiles slightly. “I love you too, dad.”

He smiles too and wants to apologize again but then Jaskier appears. Ciri starts talking about taking piano lessons from him and then Jaskier joins in, chattering about what they’ll work on first. Geralt simply sits back and lets their words wash over him in warm waves.

Week 32

There seems to be some development in the relationship dynamics back at home.

“Your ex-wife is very sexy and very scary,” Jaskier says, all casual, “I wish I could hate her but her fashion sense is impeccable. Is sexy and scary your type, by the way? Because if so, I only fall in within the sexy category.”

“Hmm.”

“Geralt, you wound me–”

Week 33

“I hate him.”

Geralt sighs. “You two are getting along, then?”

“He will do,” Yennefer answers. “You downgraded, of course, but you could’ve done worse.”

“Yen.”

“Fine. I’ll say this: I think he’ll be good for you.”

A smile tugs at his lips. “He is.”

“I’m glad to see you happy.”

Her voice is gentle like it almost never is and there’s an ache in his chest. In moments like this, the old regret that they didn’t work out burns bright. They’re too different and alike for it to be anything but damaging, though; similarly scarred and scared, knowing exactly where to bite on the raw. They lash out when they’re hurt, and they’re not good people, not exactly. All of this does not mix well. The good days, when they soared, could not compensate for all the pain.

The divorce two years ago was one of their best decisions, but they’re there for each other still, in a way no one really understands.

“I want to see you happy too, Yen,” he says.

“I have Ciri.” He doesn’t reply and she lets out a heavy breath. “I’m getting there. I think I really am.”

“That’s good. You... deserve it.”

“Aw, Geralt, Jaskier’s turned you all soft.”

Week 34

The past week, there have been three storms, two damages to the ship and one conflict among the crew. Geralt is just grateful that his job pays as well as it does.

He does miss home but the heaviness in his chest at the thought of his loved ones is not crushing anymore. Most days, he doesn’t think about them as much as he used to. When he focuses on work at hand, it seems like the ship, the crew and the waves around are the only things existing in the world. They’re supposed to get from one point to another, one task after another, and it’s fulfilling when they achieve it. He’s at home in the simplicity of it.

But then, there’re moments when he remembers that there’s another home, right where his family is, a whole world away. His weekly calls with Ciri, Yennefer and Jaskier only serve to aggravate him, showing him that there’s a different life for him out there. The sea pales in comparison to it.

This week, Geralt doesn’t like the reminder especially. He sees Jaskier on the screen and hates that he’s so far away, that it’s been like this for so long.

They don’t do much talking. Jakier strums his guitar idly and Geralt listens.

Week 35

“Your older brother is so nice!”

Jaskier angles the camera so that it shows Eskel next to him. Eskel raises his hand in greeting with a smile. Ciri is there too, focused on cutting vegetables.

They’re standing by the kitchen island in Yennefer’s apartment. Eskel returned from a deployment a few days ago and, being a good brother and uncle, he’s started taking care of their cub right away.

“He’s the devil incarnate,” Geralt grunts in reply.

Eskel makes a rude gesture at him.

“I refuse to believe it, darling!” Jaskier answers, “Such a sweet man cannot be evil.”

Eskel and Jaskier smile at each other. Something in Geralt goes dead cold.

He’s very well aware that his older brother is more attractive than him, particularly when it comes to character traits. Eskel’s gentler, more articulate and charming; a much better match for Jaskier, in truth.

Geralt secretly dreaded Eskel and Jaskier finally meeting and now as he watches the two joke and talk, it appears that he was right.

Week 36

“Just three more months!” Jaskier exclaims in greeting.

Geralt brushes his hand over his face because there’s nothing “just” about it. It’s been eight months at sea and the memories from before the deployment are like a distant dream.  

“I wrote you a song, by the way. It’s about you coming home.” Jaskier smiles. “I know I’m getting a bit ahead of myself but it’s a nice thought. You being back.”

The song is by far the shortest and simplest Jaskier wrote for him but Jaskier voice has the haunting quality like it always does. Geralt, as always, can’t stop thinking it.

That day, he stands at the side of the ship and listens to the waves. He can almost hear the sea’s music and he already knows he’s going to miss it but at the same time, he can’t wait to be back on land; to return to the other home.

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Little Beta(s) Chapter 48

Prompt: Liam get’s turned at an early age and he looks at you as his guardian/parent. Plus you’re dating Scott who’s always trying to look after him. (10 year gap between Liam and reader)

Pairing: Liam Dunbar x Reader (platonic) Scott McCall x Reader, Derek Hale (younger and platonic) x Reader

Chapters:1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20- 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 -25 - 26 - 27 - 28 - 29 - 30 - 31 - 32 - 33 - 34 - 35 - 36 - 37 - 38 - 39 - 40 - 41 - 42 - 43 - 44 - 45 - 46 - 47

Reader’s POV

Days passed like weeks and weeks passed like months, we hadn't heard from Liam, not once since his departure from this family two months ago. Lilly hadn't let anyone sleep for the first month and I had to thank Derek for being a trooper, he never complained. Scott had been helpful as always, he even took a week off of work to help me adjust which was very helpful. The second month was a lot better, her sleeping schedule was finally setting in, Melissa came down and she too found it shocking when we told her about Liam leaving. She comforted me while I cried, of course I cried, I still did. He was my son, and even though I didn’t give birth to him he was mine, I did everything I could for him and he made it clear that he wanted nothing to do with me or this family. Derek had been a bit clingier towards me, sometimes I think he only does it so I wouldn't miss the presence of Liam but he misses him too, all but Scott. Scott had expressed his feelings about Liam leaving the family and yes, he was harsh about it but I knew exactly where he was coming from. Derek had finished school and we were on our way to beacon hills to visit Scott's mom and plan the rest of our wedding. Stiles and Lydia were going to be there and I was excited for Lydia to finally meet Lilly, she had wanted to meet her since day one but with everything going on, it was completely impossible. The car came to a stop and I looked back at Derek who was playing peek a boo with Lilly. He was a great brother and even though I knew he was going to be the best it was a different thing to see it. "Hey mom?" Derek looked at me and I smiled at him. "Is it okay if I to the park to play basketball?" He bit his lip and I smiled once more and nodded.  

"Of course, just, have your phone with you, call me if anything happens please, check in with me and please, don't be out late." He smiled and hugged me once we were out of the car.  

"I promise I'll call." And with that he was gone.  

"He misses basketball." Scott spoke as he got Lilly's car seat out of the car. I sighed and I knew it was going to be a couple more months till he gets to play again.  

"Do you ever miss lacrosse?" He sighed and shrugged.  

"I mean I did when we first left. But I'm happy without it, I mean I have the most beautiful girls in my life, lacrosse could never top that." He smiled and I rolled my eyes at his cheesiness.  

"Oh my gosh, let me see her!" Lydia's voice broke our small conversation as she nearly ran towards us and looked at the sleeping girl in the car seat. "May I?" She looked at both Scott and I before Scott smiled and handed her the car seat which she gladly took as she walked inside Melissa's home, me and Scott following close behind.  

"You're here!" Melissa wrapped her arms around Scott before embracing me and we both laughed. "Where's my granddaughter?" She looked at our hands and I nodded towards Lydia who was now taking her out of the car seat. A small whimper fell from her lips and I closed my eyes waiting for her to cry but the cry never came. "Where's Derek?" Melissa smiled.  

"He went to go play basketball. Can't seem to take him out of the court." I huffed and she chuckled.  

"Scott was like that at one point." She pinched Scott's cheeks and he sighed causing me to laugh.  

"There you guys are." Stiles smiled wrapping his arms around both me and Scott. "Man, it feels like I haven't seen you guys in a long time." He sighed.  

"That's because it's been two months Stiles." I sighed and patted his back. "How have you been?" I sat on the couch and Scott sat next to me pulling me close to him.  

"Oh you know, same old same old. Derek?" He looked around.  

"Basketball court." Scott smiled.  

"That damn kid." I laughed and sighed once I heard Lilly's cry. "Uh oh." Stiles spoke.  

"I got her." Scott smiled as he grabbed my shoulder to stop me from getting up before he took Lilly out of Lydia's arms.  

"So, mom life huh." Stiles nudged me and I sighed.  

"I've been a mom for a while now Stiles, just not to a newborn. It's great seeing her grow and I'm glad that Scott's done with work for now because I'm going crazy in that house all alone." Stiles chuckled and shook his head.  

"For what it's worth, she has the best parents in the world. There's no way in hell I'd be able to take care of a kid." He huffed out.  

"Oh, I don't know, maybe once the time is right for you Stiles, you'll be a great dad." I smiled.

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Derek's POV

"Ball!" I yelled instantly getting the ball in my hands. I shot it and shot it making it in the basket.  

"Damn Hale, you still got it." One of the guys spoke and I chuckled.  

"We made it to finals back home." I took a sip of water as I sat on the bench.  

"How is it over there? Lot of hot chicks?" Another guy spoke as they all laughed and I shook my head sipping my water again.  

"I don't know man, I really don't have time for that." It was true, I didn't have time to be entertaining girls.  

"How's that loser brother of yours?" One spoke and I looked down. It was a huge stab in the back when he left, I had done everything for him and he chose someone who wouldn't have done a thing for him.  

"Who knows, he left my family a while ago." I shrugged and I hated thinking about him and what's he's doing or how he's doing.  

"I saw him a couple days ago." One of them spoke and I looked at him. "He was with this kid I don't know, they looked like they were living out on the street." He shrugged as he bounced the ball and I looked down at my hands before getting up.  

"I should go, my mom's going to start to worry." I said my goodbyes before leaving the park and walking to our old home. I hadn't seen it in a long time and it almost felt foreign to see it once again. I stood there for what seemed hours but couldn't have been more than a minute.  

"Can I help you?" A girl's voice spoke behind me and I looked back at her. She didn’t look familiar but something felt odd about her. "Can I help you?" She repeated and I shook my head.  

"No, no. I just, I used to live here, just wanted to see it one more time." I smiled at her and she held her finger up.  

"Wait, I have something that might belong to you." She ran inside the house leaving me there for a couple minutes to look at the house that took me in when I had no one. "Here." She handed me something and I looked at it as she continued to talk. "I found it under a floor board, I don't know if it's yours or not but maybe it is?" I looked at the small circle in my hand immediately knowing exactly what it was.  

"It's my Triskelion." I whispered outlining the image on it with my finger, I had forgotten about it and I was going to show Liam how to control his shift with it.  

"Tris- what?" She looked at me confused and I shook my head.  

"It's a family thing, thank you." I smiled before running off leaving her dumbfounded. I only slowed down once I reached the corner. I bumped into someone while I was looking down at the triskelion I had forgotten about. "Shit, I'm sorry." I spoke as I put the triskelion in my pocket to look back at the person I bumped into.  

"Don't worry abo-" His voice cut off as soon as we made eye contact and I huffed thinking it was such a fucking coincidence that I would bump into him, out of all people, it had to be Liam. "Derek?" His voice held some sort of pain.  

"See you still with the little monster." I looked down at the murderous toddler that was holding his hand.  

"What, what are you doing here?" He was confused and I knew his mind was working on a million reasons as to why I'm here. "Did you leave too?" He gulped and I chuckled.  

"Leave? Leave my family? No. I would never do what you did. In fact, we're doing much better now that you're out of there." I spat. Yeah, I was still angry, he left when mom needed us the most and there was no way in hell I was ever going to forgive him that easy.  

"Oh." He looked down and I could see blood spilling from the back of his neck. I grabbed his head and he was too weak to push me off.  

"What happen? Why aren't you healing?" No matter how much I hated him for leaving I was still worried about him, hell we all were, even dad.  

"It's nothing." He slightly pushed me off and I sighed.  

"Liam, what the hell got you?" He shook his head and the small boy looked at him with angry eyes. "It's him, isn't it?" Liam looked at me and shook his head, eyes wide open and I looked at Louis. "Are you seriously still going to protect him? He's going to fucking kill you Liam."  

"No, he's not. He's, he's getting better. I can help him, I just, I need, I need to do what he wants me to do. There's still time." Liam ran his hand over his dirty hair and I crossed my arms over my chest.  

"He needs to be rid of Liam, you're not healing! He's more powerful than any of us know." I whispered and Louis blue eyes shined at me.  

"You're not taking him away from me." Louis spoke and I laughed.  

"Look here kid, he's not a toy. Come on Liam, I can help you. Mom, can help you." His eyes looked at me as soon as I mentioned her, his eyes getting watery as he thought about her. "I want to help you Liam, but you can't get help with him lashing him into you." Liam looked down at Louis who looked back at him, his small claws already digging into his skin. Liam looked like he'd been going through hell.  

"I, I can't." Liam didn't look at me, only his shoes.  

"You can, and you will. Come on." I grabbed his free arm and Louis' claws dug into my arm, he growled out and I looked at Liam who kept his head hung low. I roared back and pushed Liam out of the way as soon as I saw Louis' release his hold on him. He shifted right in front of me before launching his small body towards me. His fangs dug into my shoulder and I yelled out in pain before throwing him across the street. "Run." I yelled at Liam who complied as I ran behind him, the small boy staying behind. I grabbed Liam's arm as I ran straight to Melissa's house. Once I saw her house I looked back noticing the boy wasn't following us and I sped up only to burst open the door and slam it right behind Liam.  

"Woah, what the hell is going on?" I heard Stiles' voice above my heavy breathing. "Scott." He immediately called and I looked back when I heard his footsteps.  

"Hey, what's going on? I heard the door sl-" Mom's voice stopped abruptly when she saw Liam standing next to me. It was silent for moments before she moved towards me talking my arm and leading me to the kitchen, not a word came out of her mouth as she examined the wound on my shoulder, it burned like hell and I wasn't prepared to hear how mad she was about bringing Liam here.

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Right you're going to regret unleashing my prompting because I have 31 OF THEM (I'm really very sorry) a whole bunch are cliched but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , as you said. Please tell me to fuck off 1. Meeting the cast, take 2. Does he meet them individually or all together? 2. Alex is being bullied at school. Does he fight back or not? Does he tell Lin and V or try to hide it? 3. Alex struggles to make friends because of his attachment issues. 4. Alex does make friends but worries about telling them who his foster family are. (alternatively he tries to hide the fact that he’s a foster kid at all) 5. Maybe it takes a while for them to find the right therapist? 6. Alex actually IS embarrassed by Lin. 7. Alex struggles to gain weight. 8. Legal drama arises with a past foster parent. Maybe they’re brought up on charges for the sexual abuse? 9. Family vacation. Would a beach bring up bad memories? Would Alex hate flying or be totally glued to the window the entire way over? 10. Alex struggles with casual money use because he’s used to having to scrimp and save. 11. Meeting the grandparents 12. Meeting the cousins/aunts and uncles 13. The press learns the Mirandas have a foster kid. 14. Lin starts getting asked about Alex in interviews and SHUTS THAT SHIT DOWN 15. Discussion of the London move (maybe Alex thinks they’re going to leave him behind?) (not sure how foster system works but would they have to jump through lots of legal hoops to be able to take him with them? (Vanessa and her lawyer knowledge) 16. Alex comes to a performance and gets totally star-struck by a VIP (alternatively Lin is totally star-struck by a VIP but has to play it cool because his kid is there) 17. Animal-assisted-therapy (apparently helps a great deal with survivors of sexual assault?) 18. WHITE HOUSE VISIT. 19. Parent-teacher meetings (do you have to do that for the age group you teach lol?) 20. Tony awards/Grammy awards etc. Does Lin mention Alex in his raps/sonnets/teary speeches? If not why? 21. Alex gets twitter or something and posts something he shouldn’t (pic of Seb/script page/private comment) cue angry Lin. 22. Alex has to get an MRI when he gets a proper prescription for his migraine meds. 23. Vanessa and Lin deciding they want to foster 24. Obligatory first meeting with Alex fic 25. Alex learning to trust the Mirandas with regards to touch (maybe like a 5+1 type thing?) 26. Lin introduces Alex to some of his favourite music/movies/books/shows and Alex HATING it. 27. Alex opens up to Lin and V about his past abuse. 28. Taking Tobi for a walk 29. Various occasions- birthdays/holidays and the like 30. Alex starts to gain some independence (getting to school on his own and the like) 31. Awkward Safe Sex talk

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Prompt responses. Not any stories yet, just bouncing ideas around. I know that I work best when I can discuss my ideas first. Once a lifetime ago (okay, not really but being a teenager feels that way) I wrote a 22 chapter fanfic novel with 2 other authors. The experience was incredible. Pretty much everything I know about writing was learned from that collaboration. Basically, it consisted of writing a small piece, sharing it with the other two and then spending hours discussing it and what comes next via the comment section with these two strangers. Looking back, I can’t even say it was my best work, but it was creativity at its finest.

2. He would hide it. Alex would so hide it! I think how he’d react would be a bizarre contrast between little Alex putting his head down just taking it and overreacting/ lashing out big time. I’m picturing the inside out characters fear and anger (still haven’t seen it) fighting over lead control on this one. I imagine this would just egg the bullies on since not knowing which reaction they were going to get this time would add to the fun of it. I’m not picturing physical bullying, just a constant wave of low level taunts and harassment.

3. Yes! One thing I don’t want to do is go the route, that like everyone has done, where Alex quickly has a close group of friends (Laurens, Mulligan, Lafayette, Schuyler sisters). It’s adorable, but already well explored. I am much more interested in the idea of Alex being very isolated and alone in the world. Like I could see one of the reasons Alex and Lin are so close is because Lin is Alex’s only friend.

I’m very charmed by the idea of Alex becoming friends with Chris Jackson’s son whose a few years younger than Alex and has autism. Lin and Chris are best friends so it makes sense their families would spend a lot of time together. I can picture the two boys hiding in the corner together at a cast party, both overwhelmed by all the people and noise for different reasons. I can see it taking Lin a while to acknowledge that with all of Alex’s combined issues, he’s also a special needs father like Chris, but once he does becoming even closer to his friend from having this is common. Maybe there’s a moment at the party watching the two of them together and coming to this realization. (note though that I would only ever write about their interactions observed from a distance, or mentioned in passing, since writing fanfic about a real life child is so crossing the line) I can also see Lin just aching for Alex to have a friend.

4,6,13,14. It will take him awhile but once he starts forming the beginning seeds of friendship this would be a big issue that derails his attempts. Especially with Lin’s overnight celebrity status that comes from Hamilton. Since Alex coming to them when the show is still in development I can see this becoming a major plotline. Lin starts getting recognized on the streets of NYC all the time when he’s out with Alex and it freaks him out. It becomes a thing that Alex is constantly ducking out of the way for selfies, but people also start taking creepy photos of them from a distance and posting it to the internet. Questions start to arise about who this teen is that looks just like LMM. When asked by fans Lin dismissively says he’s a relative, so initially the thought is that Alex is his nephew, but as Alex starts popping up more and it comes out that he’s living with him the circulating rumor is that Alex might be Lin’s bastard child from a prior relationship (since they look so much alike) and that Lin might have knocked up a gf in college that he recently got custody of.  People become extra curious because Lin is always tweeting about his life and sharing photos, but Alex is never directly mentioned which seems suspicious. Lin’s super protective and does not want to let on that Alex is a fosterkid. Any press questions about Alex and the interview would be shut down. He knows the press would have a field day with that story, but at the same time the various circulating rumors start to become very harmful. I also know that in the state of New York it is perfectly legal for paparazzi to take photos of celebrity kids (while it’s illegal in California) which starts to become a problem for Alex. Just to add to the mess, social services starts to question if the Miranda’s are a suitable placement given all of this. Oh boy…

5. Honestly because he’s Hamilton I don’t think he’s ever going to fully open up to a therapist. No matter what they do or which new person they try Alex just keeps on glaring and refusing to talk. Eventually they all realize that it’s currently a waste of time, but since social services is requiring it they keep bringing Alex to his weekly sessions. Maybe after a couple years of this Alex will finally break?

7. Conversation coming back from doctor’s appointment weigh in:

“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I know that wasn’t nearly enough. I really am trying, I swear. I’ll do better though, promise. I’ll make you proud next time.” Alex is bordering on hysterical, crushed by the look of disappointment on Lin’s face when he saw the numbers on the scale. He hates letting him down.

“Alexander I’m not mad at you, kid.”

“You’re not?”

“No! All this means is we’re stopping for a big serving of ice cream on our way home.”

9. Maybe on a family trip to Puerto Rico? Yeah, I don’t think Alex would do well with the beach, especially in an environment so close to Nevis. I can just see him standing frozen right on the edge of where the ground meets the sand, refusing to take a step further. The whole family is dressed and ready for a fun day on the beach and Alex won’t move. Lin and Vanessa are baffled since the exact details of what happened to him with the hurricane are fuzzy in his report. Alex and the ocean have some major trust issues to work out. If the ocean was a character like in Moana they would need couples counseling. If they stayed in a beachfront resort they’d end up having to switch to a room that *wasn’t* ocean view.

15. This has been in the back of my mind for a while now. I’ve gone as far as to research it a bit and prior court permission is required before even taking a foster kid out of state. Out of the country trips are allowed, but requires a lot of advance planning and paperwork, and an extended time would not be well tolerated. They would probably have to fast track an adoption or legal guardianship (a step between fostering and adoption, I have a friends Mom whose done this with a child of distant Native American decent who could not legally be adopted outside of their tribe) to make it happen. But Alex might not be legally free to be adopted because it can’t be proven that Alex’s dad might not come back into the picture later. Meanwhile they are trying to keep all these legal proceedings a secret from Alex so he doesn’t stress over it, but then Alex reads online that Lin has been cast in Mary Poppins before they get a chance to talk to him about it, and becomes convinced he’s getting left behind. He would probably sit on this for a good week or so before saying anything. Later when it’s looking like it’s not going to go through Lin is ready to turn down the role and Alex feels horrible. This is angst extreme!

18. I just love the image of Alex tagging along shyly behind Lin at the white house. But it’s sure going to take a lot of convincing to get him to come…

19. Yes, I do! I’ve given some thought into the process of Alex needing to be placed on a special plan (like a 504 plan for his panic attacks and migraines since they are affecting his ability to function at school). This is the definition of writing what I know! It can be a tough process and I can see Alex (and initially Lin) being resistant to having any kind of association with special education.

Written weeks ago:

Alex’s mid-term report card leaves him dumbfounded. It’s not even the letter grades themselves, averaging C’s with a splattering of B’s and Ds). It’s the comments that shock him:

“Multiple missing assignments, falling behind, risk of failing, does not complete assignments, frequently misses class, clearly very bright, not living up to potential, work completed brilliant, lazy.”

This is not his Alex. Alex who Lin constantly finds knee deep in schoolwork. Alex who stays up far later than he should reading. Alex who frequently needs to be forced to take a break from his writing. Did they get him mixed up with another Alexander Hamilton?

Some digging reveals that Alex often skips class when feeling especially anxious or having a panic attack or avoiding other students. He hides in the bathroom. He also gets lots of milder headaches which makes it hard to get class assignments done. Also, Alex flat out refuses to participate in group projects.

After talking to all of the teachers a theme emerges: all homework, extended individual assignments and tests Alex excels in. He’s doing horribly in participation points, groups projects and in class assignments. How well he’s doing is proportional to how much weight these items carry in class. Classes where tests and essays make up the bulk of the grade Alex is doing well in. Classes where the opposite is true Alex is bombing.  

20. “Sebastian and Alex, Daddy’s bringing you home a Grammy.” That’s all I’ve got so far, and it might be changed, but it’s cute. I think it’s a given that Alex refuses to come to any of the award ceremonies, despite multiple offers.

22 I’ve been throwing this idea around as well (it’s already been eluded to in the stories). When I was Alex’s age I had, like, all of the brain related tests done. I thought the MRI was super cool, but I can see anyone with claustrophobia or trust issues (a cage like thing is placed over your head to keep it still and the machines quite loud) freaking out. EEGs sucked! I had to stay awake for 24 hours with no caffeine beforehand and then they torture you with flashing lights and weird breathing and such. Then my teenage self got all hysterical about all the glue in my hair because I was so exhausted my emotions were all out of whack. I’m already feeling bad for Alex (and Lin) thinking about how I’m going to use this memory to torture him.

24. Since our first discussion I have come up w/ a few ideas that haven’t been done before, but I’m keeping those to myself for now. We’ll see what happens.

New problem: what do I tackle first?  

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now im tired

1. Height:

5’6?

2. Virgin?

Nawp. Not no more.

3. Shoe size?

7

4. Sexual Orientation:

Straight, tho lately i think i may be asexual. Never said that before.

5. Do you smoke?

Nope.

6. Do you drink?

On occasion. Even then glass of wine at most. Tequila shots kill me.

7. Do you take drugs?

Do Antidepressants count?

8. Age you get mistaken for?

16

9. Any tattoos?

Nooooo

10. Want any tattoos?

If the time is right.

11. Any piercings?

All closed up.

12. Want any piercings?

I never wore earrings so I think it would be a waste.

13. Best friend?

Caitlin. She’s more of a sister tho.

14. Relationship status:

Single, not ready to mingle.

15. Biggest turn ons?

Big hands, gentle demeanor, sweet smile?

16. Biggest turn offs?

Rude, don’t take care of yourself, just a general “idc about anything” attitude.

17. Favorite movie?

Breakfast At Tiffany’s, of course.

18. Someone you miss?

Not gonna say.

19. What I hate most about myself:

Trichotillomania and anxiety.

20. What I like most about myself:

Lips and cheekbones. When I’m in a good mood I’m nice so that too I suppose.

21. My relationship with my parents:

Pretty good.

22. My relationship with my sibling(s):

Pretty good.

23. My biggest pet peeves:

Rudeness, lying, cheating, picking fights. Bad, bad stuff.

24. What my last text message said?

Idk a tinder match talking about his job at Whole Foods.

25. Last thing I ate?

Oreos

26. Ten facts about myself: Ain’t got time fo that.

27. Favorite animal?

Fruit bat

28. Where I would like to live:

NYC

29. Favorite ice cream?

Cookie dough

30. Celebrity I would love to meet and why?

There’s three: Diane Keaton cause she’s a cool chick, Audrey Hepburn cause of her poise and class, and Anna Karina cause she’s just divine. A dinner party with all three would be major.

31. My insecurities: Too much at the moment. Next. Actually, my teeth. Yeah.

32. What I find attractive in Men/Women? Vulnerability.

33. Favorite quote: “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” - The legend herself, Maya Angelou

34. Age: 19

35. Top ten tv shows: I don’t watch TV. Big Little Lies on HBO was a good one.

36. Top five favorite tumblr blogs: Idk.

37. What I want to be when I grow up: As of now, fashion journalist. However, I’d love to write a book. Let’s just say writer.

38. A book or film that changed my life: Not sure. I don’t let movies or books affect me that much honestly. They’re just an escape for me.

39. Five bands that I like: Bombay Bicycle Club (current favorite), White Lies, Keane, The Cure (for a classic), and Panama Wedding I suppose. My playlist changes on a daily basis so tomorrow it will be different.

40. Three things I think about the most: “IM PANICKING!”; I think this a lot in my head, where my past “lovers” are, and my future.

41. Five things I want to do before I die: I’m getting tired. Idk I just hope I can look back and say that I really lived my life.

42. Favorite book?

I don’t read that much… not good. But I do like self-help/spiritual books.

43. Favorite color? Black

44. Last person you hugged? Dad

45. Addiction:

Mac and cheese and pulling out my eyebrows/lashes when nervous. Lol what a weird combination.

46. Hobbies:

Dancing, writing, shopping. I don’t have any cool hobbies.

47. Favorite band? Everyday I have a favorite so I can’t say cause tomorrow it’ll be different.

48. Favorite singer? Tom Chaplin, formerly of Keane

49. Zodiac sign: Virgo

50. eye color: Hazel

51. hair color: Brown

52. Birthday? September 3, 1997

53. Where were you three hours ago? In my bed, same as now.

54. One food you hate: Pickles

55. Biggest fear? Losing my parents/brother

56. How many followers do you have? Idk I don’t pay attention to that shit. If you follow me, thx. If you don’t, that’s fine.

57. Five people you find attractive: Anyone who’s kind and passionate

58. Top song played on your ipod? Lost my ipod.

59. If you went back in time what would you change? Taking swim lessons.

60. Have any pets? Turt burt burtle turtle

61. Favorite subject in school? English

62. How is school? Eh, kinda over it. But kinda can’t be cause degree.

63. Lucky number? 3

64. Your name: Mary

65. Favorite body feature? Not nuts about my body lately but my perky lil bum I guess.

66. Favorite flower? Hydrangea, or ROSES. Yeah, roses. Either are pretty.

67. Cats or dogs? I love both

68. Boats or trains? Train cause I can’t swim

69. People or animals? Animals

71. Favorite holiday? I read that “I love Reeses” day (May 8) is a thing and I really connect with that and consider it a holiday.

72. Favorite season? Fall

73. Favorite candy? Reese’s and kit kats

74. Ten likes and ten dislikes: Pfft

75. Self harmed? Nope. Too afraid of sharp objects near skin. Have a big fear of that.

76. Worst mistake?

Eh.

77. Last time you cried?

Today lolz

78. Any scars?

Yes, internally... Lol naw none that I know of.

79. Best day of your life? Landing in London for the first time.

80. Special talents: I can vomit just by thinking about vomiting. That a talent?

81. Watch the movie or read the book?

Huh? Well, If I made a movie or book about how many times I vomit it would be used for curriculum at medical schools across the world.

82. Obsession: replaying the past

83. Kiss or hug? Kiss and hug. One after the other. Consecutively

84. Ever dated someone? Ya mon

85. Do you love someone? Ya mon, I love a few people.

86. Nicknames people call you: Mare, Dolly, Mom

87. Favorite sport? Used to play tennis but not anymore. Still think it’s cool tho.

88. Suicidal thoughts? Sometimes. Not at the moment tho.

89. If today was your last day on earth how would you spend it? Cuddled in a bed with my family

90. Something I would like to change about myself: Anxiety. But that ain’t gon change.

91. Worst thing I’ve lied about: Idk in second grade I lied that I took a plane ride to florida for the super bowl, that I had a dog, and that my parents were divorced. The parents being divorced was easily the worst out of the three. I was a fuckin brat.

92. Best thing I’ve lied about: That I couldn’t meet up with someone that I genuinely did not want to meet.

93. Favorite cuss word?

Fuck

94. One of my bad habits:

Spacing out

95. Favorite childhood toy?

Barbie car. Threw a fit in toys r us until my dad bought it. Fuckin brat.

96. Story of my first kiss?

On the couch at my first “boyfriend’s” house. It was underwhelming.

97. Favorite celebrity?

Idk. I don’t think of celebrities as celebrities. I see them as people. That’s a dumb question.

98. What I’m doing tomorrow:

Laundry, school work, the usual.

99. Favorite disney movie? Beauty and the Beast or Snow White

100. If you could be any animal what would it be?

A big ol safari cat. Like a cheetah or tiger. That would be sweet.

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1- How are you? I’m good

2- Post a picture of yourself.

3- Do you ever wish you were someone else? No

4- What is your entire name? Elizabeth Noel Boyd

5- How old are you? 24

6- Age you get mistaken for: 14-16

7- Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: Yes!

8- What did you do on your last birthday? Karaoke and Cheesecake Factory

9- What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?: Finish some type of writing

10- What is your hair color? Red

11- Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes

12- What is your eye color? Blue

13- If you could change your eye color, would you? No

14- Do you wear contacts/glasses? No

15- Your opinion about your body and how conformable you are with it:When I look in the mirror, I feel like I’m chunky…but I’m kinda sorta okay with it.

16- Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body? Yes, for my neck…I have some excess fat on it.

17- Say 8 facts about your body: 

*I have dimples on my knuckles*All of my stretch marks are on my inner thighs and hips*I have a mole on the top of my right ear*My waist is longer than my legs*I hold all of my excess weight in my back*I have a freckle on my eye ball*I have long eye lashes*I’ve got a HUGE ass…

18- Do you have any tattoos? Yes

19- Do you have any piercings? No

20- Left or right handed? Right handed

21- What’s your sexual orientation? Asexual

22- Do you drink? Yes

23- Do you smoke? No

24- Do you have any pets? Yes, but he doesn’t live with me

25- Where do you work? At a car dealership

26- Something you are working on right now: My rendition of Sinister 2

27- Do you have any “rules” about food? All fries/onion rings must be eaten before the burger

28- Where are you from? Texas

29- What would you say is your best quality? I’m creative

30- What do you think you’re really good at? My job

31- What do you think you’re really bad at? Singing

32- What talent do you wish you’d been born with? Whistling

33- Are you a bad person? No

34- Are you nice to everyone? I try to

35- Say 3 facts about your personality:

*I’m ambivalent*I tend to lead*I try to be optimistic

36- Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? No

37- What is your ideal bed? Why? King bed with super comfy mattress, with a mosquito net and fairy lights surrounding it. Because…logic!

38- Did you wake up cranky? Sometimes

39- Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? Yes!

40- What do you think about the most? Death

41- Share 2 habits: Nail-biting and Don’t turn on my phone until at least 8:30AM

42- What you want to be when you “get older”? I want to be an award winning Writer

43- What are your career goals? Write at least 3 novels, and one script.

44- What is your ideal career? Screenwriter

45- Is your life anything like it was two years ago? NO!

46- Do you replay things that have happened in your head? All the fucking time!

47- Have you ever had an imaginary friend? No

48- Say 10 facts about your room:

*I have a poster of Joan Holloway above my bed*I have a Playboy bunny pillow*I have a Puppycat plush on my desktop*My fan is always on*My bathroom is attached to my bedroom*I have a king size bed*My dresser is across from my bed*My TV is on my dresser*It has comfy carpet*It has high ceilings

49- Do you have any phobias? Astraphobia

50- Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? I’m currently seeing one

51- Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? Chocolate and Silver

52- Ever broken any bones? No

53- Ever come close to death? Yes(?)

54- Things you like and dislike about yourself: I like that I’m ambitious, but I tend to always start on the ‘nuclear’ option of things

55- A random fact about yourself: I have a typewriter…from 1983, and sometimes I use it.

56- What are three things most people don’t know about you?

*I’m a podcaster*I don’t drive the Highway*I was born with Cataracts 

57- An unknown fact about your life: I’ve had two Retinal detachments

58- Share something about yourself others might think is weird: I’m 24 and I sleep with a stuffed animal

59- Five weird things that you like:

*Blythe Dolls*Crispin Glover*Abandoned Buildings*General Tso’s Chicken mixed with Lo-Mein*Rick and Morty

60- Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? I do, and probably not, cause I only friend people I know in person.

61- Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Tons

62- Describe yourself in one word/sentence: Trustworthy

63- A quote you try to live by: “Be scared, but do it anyway…”

64- Leave me a compliment: You’re awesome!

Favorites

65- What is your favorite thing to do? Write

66- What’s your favorite color? Blue

67- What’s your favorite band/singer? Lana Del Rey/Alt-J/Interpol

68- What’s your favorite movie? The Fifth Element 

69- What are your favorite books? Girl, Interrupted

70- What is your favorite quote and why? “The only time you should look down on a person is when you are helping them get up” My boss has this quote on his wall, and it’s honest words to live by.

71- What is your favorite word? Copacetic 

72- What is your least favorite word? Do-hickus

73- What is your favorite type of food? Chinese

74- Your favorite ice cream? Banana

75- What’s your favorite animal? Bunny

76- Dogs or cats? Cats

77- Describe your favourite texture: Warm, Clean bed sheets

78- What is your favorite flower? Lily

79- What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? Apples. I like the smell of Old Spice

80- What is your favorite season? Fall

81- What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? 

*Ireland*Maine*Sweden*New Zealand*Bruges

82- What are four things you can’t live without and why?

*My Maine necklace*My stuffed animal (Bunny)* Purple Pens*My phone

83- Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? Fairy. Cause I’m good and bad–but you don’t know until its too late.

84- What’s your favorite television show? The Following and Stranger Things

85- Favorite place to shop at? I don’t have one

86- Say 2 facts about your favorite things: I don’t know how to answerFamily, childhood and places

87- Say 4 facts about your parents:

*They’re divorced*My mom is Jewish*My dad is Irish*They met at NASA

88- Are you more like your mom or your dad? My dad

89- Do you have any siblings? I have 2 brothers

90- Say 9 facts about your family:

*We’ve very open people*We’re extremely curious about history*We’re a bunch of nerds/geeks*My dad tried to teach my brothers and I how to play D&D*We all love music*I’m not so much anymore, but my family is very pro-guns*My family wasn’t very popular in our neighborhood growing up*My dad’s family has a tradition of shotgun weddings*A lot of my immediate family suffer from some form of mental illness

91- What’s your relationship like with your family? It’s complicated

92- Say 7 facts about your childhood:

*I lived in the country for the first few years of my life*We had lots of cats in the house*My brothers and I were really close*I was always in trouble at school*I was allowed to watch scary movies*I wasn’t allowed to listen to rap music*I grew up in a conservative/religious household

93- The best and the worst childhood memories: Going to Disney World. My parents getting divorced.

94- Say 6 facts about your home town: 

*It’s a suburb of Austin*People who grew up there, tend to stay there*It’s a ‘retirement’ community *It’s hard to get in and out of it*There are TOO MANY mattress stores there*It’s a KKK town

95- Are you going out of town soon? No

96- Where would you like to live? Portland, Maine

97- What would your dream house be like? Bungalow with a Lighthouse attached to it.

98- Where would you go on your dream vacation? Ireland

99- Where you want to be right now? Maine

100- Top three places to visit:

*Alamo Drafthouse*Outlet Mall*Coffee Shops

Friends

101- Would you ever smile at a stranger? I do it  all the time

102- Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Girls

103- Who is someone you never tire of? My best friend

104- Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? Yes

105- Who is your most loyal friend? My best friend

106- Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? No

107- If your best friend died, what would you do? Never leave my room and cry

108- A reason you’ve lied to a friend: Cause of the shame of the truth

109- Have you ever felt replaced? YES!

110- Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s):

*They’re introverts*They like to read*They both wear glasses*They’re nerds/geeks*They’d kill for me

Relationships

111- The last person you hugged? My hair stylist. 

112- Who was your first kiss with? Never been kissed

113- Do you like kissing in public? No

114- Have you ever kissed someone older than you? No

115- You have a preference for boys or girls? Boys

116- Is the male or female body closest to perfection? …uhh…the female body.

117- Do you believe in love at first sight? No.

118- Do you believe in soul mates? No.

119- What is your idea of the perfect date? Drive-in Movie

120- Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend: He’s got to be smart and ambitious. Blond. Square jaw and intense eye brows. 

121- What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Their eyes

122- Are looks important in a relationship? Sometimes

123- What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? A good jawline.

124- What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? I don’t think it’s a big deal, so long as it’s legal and consensual–who cares?

125- Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? No

126- Five guys/girls whom you find attractive:

*Shawn Ashmore*David Harbour*Adrien Brody*My (ex)Crush *Adam Goldberg

127- Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes and no. It’s complicated

128- A description of the girl/boy you like: He’s tall and skinny, dirty blond hair and blue eyes…square jaw, and intense eye brows. 

129- Say 1 fact about the person you like: He’s an asshole

130- If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? “Oh, that’s cool…”

131- When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Saturday?

132- Do you think someone has feelings for you? No

133- Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably not.

134- Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yes

135- Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes

136- Anyone you’re giving up on? I don’t know.

137- Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? No.

138- Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? YES!

139- Have you ever liked one of your best friends? No

140- Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? No

141- Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes.

142- Is there someone you will never forget? Yes

143- Say five ways to win your heart:

*Like Jazz*Have ambitions*Be smarter than me*Like movies*Be a decent human being

144- What turns you on? Umm…I like sharp noses.

145- What turns you off? Cockiness and blatant flirting

146- What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? I don’t know…dominate me?

147- What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Remember everything I’ve ever said, and then refer back to it when I contradict something. Lol.

148- What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Take my chocolate allergy into consideration.

149- Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Have you had one written for you? No and No.

150- What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I made them a mix tape.

151- Are you in love? I was

152- Are you in a relationship? No

153- If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? No

154- Are relationships ever worth it? I don’t think so.

155- Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? No

156- Can you commit to one person? I think I can.

157- Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes.

158- Do you ever want to get married? Maybe.

159- Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Probably not.

160- Future names of your children: Never having children

161- Do you get jealous easily? No

162- The last time you felt jealous, and why? I don’t want to talk about it.

163- What is your definition of cheating? Showing romantic/sexual affection to someone who isn’t your significant other.

164- Have you ever been cheated on? No

165- Do you forgive betrayal? No

166- Have you ever cheated on someone? No

167- Why did your last relationship fail? Never been in one

168- Things you want to say to an ex: I don’t have one

169- A description of the person you dislike the most: Jolene

170- If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Yes

171- How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? None

172- How long was your longest relationship? Zero seconds

173- You’ll love me if…you just give me a fucking second!

174- Share a relationship story: I don’t have any.

Music, movies and books

175- How often do you listen to music? Every day

176- What kind of music you like? Jazz, oldies, pop 

177- Do you like to dance? Yes

178- What was the first concert/show you attended? Eisley

179- Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yes

180- Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: “Home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

181- A song that’s been stuck in your head: “Starboy” by The Weeknd

182- Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play:

*Angel in Blue Jeans by Train*Elevator Love Song by Stars*Music to Watch Boys To by Lana Del Rey*Kind by Eisley*Hope Dies by Zeale*Get Giddy by Grouplove*Every Day by Buddy Holly*C’mere by Interpol*Turn it Up by Robots in Disguise*West Coast by Lana Del Rey

183- A book you want to read/have recently read: The Man in the High Castle

184- Describe your dream library: I don’t have one

185- Last movie you just watched: The Autopsy of Jane Doe

186- Do you like watching what type of movies? Horror/ThrillerSituations and crazy things

187- You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? Probably the word ‘life’ in Hebrew

189- What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? Assault

190- If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? Dolly Talbo

191- You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to? No

192- If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? Being honest with my friends about how I was feeling, and that I didn’t trust them anymore. 

193- If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? Cu

194- If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2016

195- You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? A wrench. “OVER MY DEAD BODY!!”

196- If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? It would probably be peaceful. Like…joyful, but calm.

197- What is the first curse word that comes to mind? Cunt

198- What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be…Holloween Party. Probably my friends birthday next month.

199- Halloween costume idea? Mia Wallace

200- What are you supposed to be doing right now? Applying for jobs.

201- Currently wanting to see anyone? No

202- Why you follow me? I don’t know.

203- If you met me what would you do? I don’t know.

204- Leave me a ridiculous question: Who are you?

205- Leave me a cute message: Cute.Opinions and beliefs

206- Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now? Half Full

207- Do you believe in fate/destiny? No

208- What you wish for on 11:11? That everything’s going to be okay.

209- Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm? I used to. An old pair of Converse socks.

210- Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? Yes

211- What is your religion, if any? It used to be Jewish. Nothing no.

212- Would you go against your moral code for money? No.

213- What’s more important to you: strength of the body or strength of the mind? Strength of the Mind

214- How important you think education is? Very important

215- If you were the president, what would you do? Make sure the American people were taken care of (healthcare, rights, ETC.) and have a word with China about North Korea. And slap Putin.

216- If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? The wars going on in the Middle East

217- Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial? It’s circumstantial 

218- If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? Do all the things I’ve missed out on. 

219- Which movie character do you most identify with and why? LeeLoo

Feelings and Others

220- Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? Get it done ASAP

221- Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance: 

222- Say 5 things you love unconditionally: 

*My brothers*My friends*My co-workers*My cat*Christopher Nolan

223- What motivates you in life? The opportunity to tell stories

224- Something that you’re proud of: My strength to keep going

225- Five words/phrases that make you laugh: 

“Yeah, well…your mom!”Balls“PIZZZAAAA!!!”“I have an idea, but let me take a selfie!”Snickerdoodle

226- Share the story of something that makes you smile: On the last day of New York Comic Con back in 2014. My best friend and I anchored ourselves in one of the Halls cause pretty much all the panels we wanted to see were in this one Hall. So I sat there, gushing over Shawn Ashmore ((who looked into my soul with his blue eyes)), I got to meet one of my childhood idols and take a picture with her, I got to learn about some shows that I didn’t know a lot about. And then I got to meet the cast of one of my favorite shows and…I accidentally called one of the actors by their characters’ name and he just smiled and responded by greeting me with “GINGABREAD!!”…we took a selfie and my heart dances when I think about it. 

227- Something you always think “what if…” about: What if the US gets nuked?

228- What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? Bowling. My now former team pretty much isolated us from everyone on our league by starting fights and so I left…tried to start a new team, but bowling was redundant for me. 

229- Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life: Telling my crush that I ‘like liked’ him…and he responded with “Well, that sucks…” before following it up with “…since I’m going back to school soon.”

230- Something/someone that you miss: My grandfather.

231- Are you over your past? Yes.

232- What is your saddest memory? When I came home from work and my family was waiting for me; I was sat down and told that my uncle had killed himself. 

233- One of the hardest moments in your life: Having to let go of my dream to go to college

234- Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? No

235- What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? Pose in a boudoir shoot. 

236- What was your most embarrassing moment? My shirt unbuttoned in Math class and I flashed my whole class. 

237- Share one of your fears/insecurities: My right eye lid doesn’t close all the way.

238- Something you’re currently worrying about: Needing to find a new job before May.

239- Have you done something you regret very much? Who hasn’t?

240- If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be? There are too many things.

241- Does anyone hate you? Probably.

242- Do you hate anyone? No.

243- Are you good at hiding your feelings? I thought so, but no.

244- What’s something you hide about your personality? I can be a real Mean Girl sometimes.

245- How do you approach social situations? Head on.

246- Are you a social or an antisocial person? Social

247- Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Ambivalent 

248- Do you care if people talk badly about you? I’m more nosy/gossipy about it. Lol

249- How do you deal with criticism? I take it for what it is, and move on.

250- How you hope your future will be like? I hope it’s good and fulfilling. 

251- What’s something that scares you about the future? Knowing that I’m going to die some day.

252- Five items you lust after:

*A good facial/spa day*Sushi*Nice pair of panties*A new purse*Stiletto heels

253- One thing you’re excited for: My tax return?

254- Describe the most terrifying/strangest/beautiful dream you’ve ever had: Every year, I have a dream where Michael Meyers hunts me down and tries to kill me. I literally spend a whole dream cycle running away from him. 

255- Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Yes

256- Who is your celebrity crush? David Harbour

257- Make a confession: I don’t think Beyonce is that great.