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jesus buddy, if you wanted to know more about me just friend me somewhere and talk to me facebook,discord,overwatch,psn, snapchat w.e! haha i dont bite!

also this is gonna be really feckin long

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

How to train your dragon (1 and 2 i can’t decide) I fucking LOVE dragons. the idea to fucking ride one in the sky?!?! fucking DOPE. the idea that theyre also SCALY DOGS?!?!? MOTHER.FUCKING.DOPE. i just associate the idea of freedom with flying through the sky and that feeling was conveyed really well in that movie so i really loved it!

2: Talk about your first kiss.

honestly? kinda dumb now that i look back on it. it was a peck, i wasn’t even like mentally prepared and it happened way faster than i thought. If i knew it was going to happen i would have really like milked that fucker. i woulda went romance movie on that shit with all the extra shit like groping and weird inhaling noises and kissing so hard your teeth almost clink together. but yknow coulda woulda shoulda

3: Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.

theyre not a part of my life anymore which admittedly fucking sucks but i think its for the better at least for them. do i wish it worked out and we were together? i mean yeah duh, the reasons i fell for them don’t fucking disintegrate/ i just have more information than i had when i first met that person. will i actually actively pursuit them in the chance to be with them again? hell no. i’m tired. and i’ve seen enough “ self confidence” posts on here to think “ hey if someone really wanted me in their life they would go out of their way to do so and seeing as they haven’t even messaged me in god knows how long then its safe to say theyre off being happy

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

man i haven’t seen this person is literally almost 20 years. I need to apologize. or at the very fucking least, see how theyre been doing. its driving me mad just trying to picture how theyre living and just coming up with a giant question mark.

5: Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.

lets be real bro most of my birthdays have been shit so i gave up on tryna make them memorable or fun, ‘s just another day to me. i mean the best one would have to be this one time i got a gameboy advance but thats pretty much it

6: Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had.

yknow how everyone says “ OH MY GOD WE SHOULD KEEP IN TOUCH” once you move? yeah thats bullshit. honest to god bullshit. i kept tabs on everyone when i moved to a different city and when i came down to visit for my birthday inviting all those people who supposed “wanted to keep in touch with me” literally 1 person showed up. and i think they only showed up because our parents were friends too. so yeah. fuck people sometimes.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

hygiene. breath, hair, clothes, eating habits, manners, anything that might make me come off as unclean to people im trying to impress drives me off the fucking wall. specially at formal events. if im wearing snazzy clothing at like a suite 16 or a debut or a wedding bet you $100 that im adjusting little aspects of my appearance every like 15 seconds. eating mints the second one is finished, trying not to be too close to someones face when talking, even when i fucking fart i always take note of which way the wind is blowing, or im sitting down on something that can absorb the stench, how much pressure is in my gut and how much of it can i let out in small bursts to avoid sound. that or asian dick syndrome. yknow. haha asians got a small dick? that kinda shit bugs me a bit. not a ton but more than i thought it would

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.(i am literally only 8 questions in and my fingers are a little sore from typing)

my singing and impressions? i once scared some friends when i imitated a party blower kazoo thingy since the ones they bought from the dollarstore didnt make any sound. same as my singing, i tend to get high scores and i impressed my cousins once with a perfect score on a backstreet boys song HEH

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

my biceps? theyre not like chris hemsworth level of meaty but like when i worked at this physically demanding job my coworkers are like “ woah dude ur arms are different from mine, if you worked out theyd look so ripped” that kinda stuck with me for a while specially knowing they were a football jock and they had their own special diet and fitness instructor or something. i also like my smile/ jaw shape? my hair can look pretty good too sometimes

10: Talk about the biggest fight you’ve ever had.

my family is very passive aggressive oh and racist

11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.

i once had this dream where i had reallllly passionate sex and it felt real and i could feel like every little detail down to like hairs brushing my skin on my arms and shit. i swear to this day it was a modern day succubus or something

12: Talk about the worst dream you’ve ever had.

that dream where i was a bird and flying away from”something” just all my instincts telling me to RUN. or that dream where i got shot in the hand, chest then the head and before i blacked out i said “Ch*****” who incidentally i was going to see later that day which made things very awkward at least for me

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

it was pretty good. looking back i was probably shit in bed hahaha first time so of course theres shit to work out.

14: Talk about a vacation.

hit on by a cousin AND their gay friend. to which the cousin threatened me with self harm but the gay friend took the rejection very easily it was almost baffling in comparison (although the second the settled down they started to bash on me for rejecting their friend) also ate some REALLLLLY garlic covered crab the smell took 5 washes to get out… also got to ride in the back of a truck as its driving at like 120 mph and flying off all these little hills and tracking mud everywhere it was great

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

she was in my arms fast asleep and i took a photo. she didnt like that but let me keep the pic so that was nice.

16: Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.

i can’t really remember any that stand out they were all equally fun. dont get me wrong some were super fun its just that it was also followed by a lot of bad choices that kinda take it down a notch. i will say this one party a friend hosted where i got to meet a BUNCH of new people. i also snorted some fundip powder as a dare. they refuse to let it go so i figure might as well own it. i also landed some sweet shots in beerpong

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

ellen paige would be dope to be friends with. same with zendaya. and gal gadot just so i can like sit in her presence and be in awe for extended periods of time

18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

i was cheating on a test and my so called friend ratted me out never talked to him again that white privilege lookin hoe

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.

i stopped talking to a friend that id thought i would be friends with for my whole life. i also became friends with my current best friend

20: Talk about something that happened in high school.

people are dumb. drama is dumb. people who seek out this kinda shit needa leave me the hell alone. and if youre going to challenge me to a fight, tell me about said fight so i can show up. dont march around telling people ur gonna fight me and not tell me so i dont show up and make it look like i pussied out. like for real?

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

oh yeah like the vacation one said : shit got really weird. and to have that sorta conversation on spotty wifi in an airport in south korea meaning jet lag is also disorienting af

22: Talk about your worst fear.

death. nuff said

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

it sucked but it happens so like.? lmao i dont really know waht to say but it sucked

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

i have a horrible memory and on top of that my mind moves at like 32754895274 miles a second so i dont keep stuff in mind a lot in the first place. i can’t really think of anything that had so much impact that i’ve remembered it. well i mean there was this one song a friend told me about in a letter and to this day i’ve kept remembering the same verse “ maybe if we met each other under a different sky maybe things would be much better between you and i”

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.

we just….grew apart. and if we tried to be friends now im sure there would be tension and unease. hes just in a different friend circle. i dont hate him for it i just feel like hes living in a world of white and im living in a world of black like its just plain and simple

26: Talk about things you do when you’re sick.

on the computer. i can’t rest when im sick. i just keep trudging along. school, work, hangouts, i still go. i just take precautions to not spread it

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.

neck? shoulder? hands? face? hair? idk dood i don’t really like specific places more of how WELL those parts can mesh together to make this beautiful being.

28: Talk about your fetishes.

y’all about to learn some shit because im gonna teach you a thing about me. pov’s, deepthroat/gagging, emo/goth, anal, massage, ropes and power trips, asians, tentacles if im feeling kinky, hentai /cartoon shit, glory holes, dirty talk and asmr (who woulda thought theres porn for that huh?), ahegao(being fucked silly or till your mind breaks into being nothing but a cumdump), swallowing, threesomes, double penetration, latex is pretty cool too, cosplays are nice if the characters are ones i recognize, tittyfucks, source film maker porn of like video game characters are getting pretty professional nowadays, lesbian, orgys, teenage girls and old ass guys, horse dicks and girls who try to take em, i got turned on by a girl fucking a dog once so i guess bestiality is a thing, oh i saw this scene in a movie im not sure if it was real it seems kinda hazy but it involved necrophilia but im not sure if it turned me on or it was so weird i’ve memorized it because of how weird it was. chicks with dicks fucking other chicks. and a plethora of other weird shit. i dont know what fetishes count and what doesn’t so i just listed whatever came to mind as i wrote have fun with that shit

29: Talk about what turns you on.

short hair, asian heritage, playful and lighthearted but can be lustful as all hell, shorter than me, big boobs is a plus, mid driffs, underboob, small frame or face, scent( god if you smell good thats instant brownie points with me), likes anime, high pitch voices are cute as hell, very physically intimate, loves PDA’s, yeah i can’t really think of much

30: Talk about what turns you off.

uhh smells bad?, when their personality is bland/boring, or just shit. over timidness i get being shy but like if you can’t trust that the person youre interested in then like what am i supposed to do. i literally dated a girl who was so sheepish all i could do was ask her yes or no questions. and honestly that got old really fucking fast. i get she was trying but like i can only finesse so much of a relationship man. bad hygiene holy fuck. if you got like ear wax showin our ur ears, or like a bleeding pimple in plain view and refuse to at least dab it with a wet cloth or tissue then pls its not gonna work out. dandruff oh my gOD. dandruff would drive me nuts. like if i get close enough to see individual fucking flakes im gonna tear my whole scalp off

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

i feel like our bodies stop responding but our “souls” are still present there trapped screaming and trying to move our body but can’t. and thats why burials and shit sound so terrifying

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

dont need to. im a couple blocks away i can visit it any time. (my elementary and middle school the neighbourhood surrounding it was also where i used to live so that was dope)

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.

i force myself to get MORE sad so i can get it all out in one go and much faster. like how the human mind can only get so angry that the brain gives up and just tries to find another way to spend its time.

34: Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.

when i was a kid me and bunch of other kids decided to clog a slide with just a shit ton of people and one of my friends who came after me kept pushing me to the point i was hanging on for dear life using only my knee down that was wedged between a fat kid and my friend who went after me. i fell off eventually knocking skulls with another kid near the end of the slide(this slide was shaped like a spring so that explains why there were kids under me) my arm bend backwards for a sec after hitting another kid’s legs, and then i fell chest and fast first on the asphalt winding myself. kids are rugged as all hell man they can really take a hit. i walked it off but god damn if i didnt get bruises and shit afterwards. or that time i got beaten so bad by father dearest because work was stressful and i ended up blacking out. wasn’t even allowed to go to the hospital. just kinda laid down in my room with bruises all over.

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

relying on people for happiness. distracting myself from sadness and responsibilities. procrastinating in general

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.

i dont really feel guilt save for some specific circumstances. ask any of my friends. does that mean im a sociopath or whatever?

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

they just got out of a relationship with someone and was avoiding them profusely and i just started to get to know them. we got to the point that when she was ready we could date. little did i know that later, she would end up dating a friend of mine. to which i promptly had the appropriate reaction of crying myself to sleep, sending that friend a text message with all the things he should know to keep that girl happy and ultimately smashing a lot of things (some bottles actually because we were gonna build a sculpture or something together with em. man middle school was a fucking RIDE)

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

mmmmmm i would prefer to keep those underwraps.

39: Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.

family will be there for you in the end. (not because they want to but because the world teaches them that they have to meaning they will help just in their own way and to their own ends.) friends come and go. they always have always will. anyone who says forever is a fuckin idiot. lovers come and go thats just a natural part of growing up. and lets be real all the people that said they would self harm ultimately never did so dont stress it so much god damn(but dont let it slide either)

40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

how about the end of my interest in anime and video games. nothing seems to really interest me anymore. everything is just kinda “meh”

#ask me shit #its fun to tell people way more shit than they wanted

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woodsbane · 7 years ago

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so ive been tagged in a lot of things but havent been able to do them over mobile so im going to knock them all out rn (and im not tagging anyone specifically but if you want to do any of these feel free to say i did)

tagged by @chairmanmeow-and-church

describe youre writing in one sentence:

“She tries to write the worlds of magic formed in her head, but only they are only at face value on paper.”

I was tagged by @lesdemonium

how old are you? I’m 18 current job/dream job? My current job is being a cashier at a fast food place but my dream job is to be in a band and to make people happy with music what are you talented at? uh idk. Being nice to rude people? lifting weights? what is a big goal you are working towards (or have already achieved)?finishing at least one story of mine and to find a job that I love what is your aesthetic? windows down on a sunny day listening to some 70��s song do you collect anything? Business cards and physical memories what is a topic you’re always up to talk about? anything really. what’s a pet peeve of yours? people dragging their feet and being rude to customers, also not using blinkers/turn signals good advice to give? Learn the beauty of nature and the world bc if you get to cynical over human problems then there is nothing to live for. recommend three songs? ptx- sing, sun kil moon- alesund, muse- panic station

I was tagged by @mbanewood

Last movie you watched: In Theaters: gotg 2 but other than that sky high

Last song you listened to: cell block tango miscast

Last book you read: technically frankenstein but im going to say brave new world

 Last thing you ate: pizza

 If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be: FRANCE

 When would you time travel to: Well firs off I would go to the library of alexandria and try to get as much knowledge as possible, then go to the 60s/70s/80s for the concerts

 First thing you would do with lottery money: Buy a house for my mom and trave

 Fictional character you would want to hang with: oh god merlin and then maybe reid and AND SIMON

 What was the last fandom you joined: Shadowhunters

Time right now: 10:52 pm

I was tagged by @warlocksrune @softshadowmoon @magnusimon @magnusbanewoods

Rules: bold what’s true

i’m in high school i am in college/university i’ve graduated college/university i like my job i’ve worked a job i’ve hated i’ve never had a job i am shorter than 5’5″ i wear glasses (or contacts) i have a tattoo i have more than one tattoo i don’t have tattoos but i want some i’m vegetarian i have allergies i’m self-conscious about my body (sometimes!) i’m sarcastic when annoyed i’m shy i’ve been called over-emotional i have a strange sense of humour i’m an atheist i have red hair i have blonde hair i dye my hair regularly i wear a piece of jewelry at all times i am an only child i have more than three siblings i have a niece i have a nephew i’ve failed a class i couldn’t choose a favorite song i can speak two or more languages i’ve hugged someone in the last 24 hours i’ve kissed someone in the last 24 hours i have a best friend i’ve known my best friend for more than 10 years i have met a friend from the internet i’ve kissed someone of the same sex i’m in/have been in a long distance relationship i’ve had a one night stand i’ve been dumped more than i’ve dumped someone i’ve cheated on someone i’ve met someone famous i’ve been out of my home country i’ve broken a bone i’ve spent more than six hours straight online i’ve done volunteer work i’ve won a prize at school i have friends who are married i have friends who have children of their own i have been in a wedding party i’ve ridden in a limousine i am a morning person i am a night owl i like anime i like disney movies i like comedies more than action films i like action films more than comedies i always order dessert i hate fast food i can’t cook i enjoy puns i enjoy being alone i read for pleasure i don’t play video games i believe in ghosts i believe in aliens i enjoy conspiracy theories i’ve been somewhere considered ‘haunted’ i’ve stayed up all night for no reason i’ve had a skype call with more than four people i can’t keep secrets i’m good with children i’ve cheated on a test i’ve watched an entire season of something in one day i am wearing something green right now i am wearing something yellow right now i am wearing something purple right now i’ve never tried alcohol i’ve had alcohol while underage i’ve played a drinking game i’m scared of snakes i’m scared of heights i’m scared of clowns i’m scared of spiders i collect stamps i collect comic books i keep old bus/train tickets i have more than three keyrings on my keys i don’t know the words to my national anthem i’ve been to a professional sports game i’ve had my hair cut in the past month i’ve cosplayed i can’t swallow pills i miss someone right now

I was tagged by @mbanewood

name/nicknames: none

gender: female

height: 5″3′

hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

favorite color: burgundy or wine

time: 11:26 pm

last things i googled: the eagles movie with channing tatum

fictional character you’d like as a sibling: honestly have no idea

number of blankets i sleep with: 1

favorite band/artists: one cannot sacrifice for the manny

dream vacation: ITTAAALLLLLYYY and france and europe in general

when did i make this blog: Well I had a blog since 2012 but i accidentally deleted it this one is new

how many blogs do i follow: 280 something

what do i post about: whatever i want tbh

do you get asks on a regular basis: ummmmm

aesthetics: watercolors, nature, sunlight, stars, all music, and that feeling of ‘home’

I was tagged by @jacelghtwood

Rules: write your url in song titles (pick each song/band once!) and tag ten others.

What do I know? ed sheeran

On my way home- ptx

Ode to sleep- 21p

Dancing queen- ABBA

Slow ride- foghat

Bliss- Muse

Alesund- sun kil moon

Naughty girl- beyonce

Escape (the pina colada song)

I was tagged by @my-nameless-bliss

Rules: List 5 OTPs from 5 different fandoms and tag people to pass it on.

1. Magnus/Alec

2. Merlin/Arthur

3.Stiles/Derek

4.Allison/Lydia

5.Dizzie/Thor

I was tagged by @chairmanmeow-and-church and others

COUNTRIES I’VE LIVED IN → America FAVORITE FANDOM → Shadowhunters and STEREK and many many others LANGUAGES YOU SPEAK → English, very little french FAVORITE FILM OF 2015/ OF 2016 →oh good god I watch too many

LAST ARTICLY FANFIC YOU READ → Dream of Mistletoe by katherynefromphilly SHUFFLE YOUR MUSIC LIBRARY AND PUT YOUR FIRST THREE SONGS HERE → all day and all of the night- the kinks

the devil went down to georgia- charlie daniels band

marionettes- the zolas

LAST THING YOU BOUGHT ONLINE → a tailight for my car ANY PHOBIAS OR FEARS? → being alone/ not doing something that I love (career) HOW WOULD YOUR FRIENDS DESCRIBE YOU? → chill HOW WOULD YOUR ENEMIES DESCRIBE YOU? → what enemies WHO WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR? → If I ever have kids… IF YOU HAD MONEY TO SPARE WHAT WOULD YOU BUY FIRST? → food tbh, or a tattoo

I think that about wraps it up!! there were some others but those are the ones I have already done in the past

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shewpthewewp · 8 years ago

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State Of The Shewp Early 2017

Talking about things, and stuff. Prepare for rambling, disjointed sentences.

So. Lots of stuff happened this year. Almost all of it was pretty darn good!

Things that are still the same from the last time I posted one of these: Still living in Detroit. Still living with Anastasia. Still telling dad-joke tier puns all the time.

I’m working at a steel mill now. It’s pretty cool, and by that I mean my desk is generally within ~100 feet of several hundred tons of lava at any given moment.

Actually, that’s not quite accurate. Molten steel is much, much hotter than lava.

I have fancy aluminized protective equipment and everything, so I can get real up-close to it too. It was kind of scary at first, but now the biggest annoyance is the fact that I have to wash my car every week or two or it gets super stained with ash (which is apparently mildly corrosive).

Currently interviewing for a management position in the same company. I don’t think I’ll get it - there are some other people applying for the same one that are more qualified - but it’s nice that they considered offering it to me in the first place. Not entirely sure what the long-term plan is on the job front. You always hear people talking about a ‘five year plan’ but I generally don’t know what I’ll be doing in five hours, let alone multiple years.

I bought my first car just a week or so ago! Until now I have been driving a 2002 Prius that my folks let me borrow, but just a couple of weeks ago I got a brand new Ford Focus! It was a leftover 2016 model that never sold, so I got a pretty good deal on it. Mostly, it’s nice to have a car that I can actually hook an mp3 player up to (the Prius had a cassette player). This also goes hand-in-hand with a few other things I’ve never done before, like buy car insurance. I guess that’s one more box I can check off on my ‘trick everyone into thinking I’m a real responsible adult’ list.

It’s kind of weird, at some point I stopped getting (as) excited about buying things like video games, and now I’m thinking ‘wow, I have a complete set of matching pots and pans, this is fucking sweet’ or ‘gee wiz I am super excited to buy a new desk’.

I finally managed to finish an RPG campaign that I was running. Elder Scrolls setting, FATE for the system. I learned a lot about telling a story, but man is DMing hard! I have one more ongoing one right now, superhero themed. This one doesn’t have as concrete of a stopping point as the last, so I’ll just keep it going until people get bored, I think. Currently, I’m playing in a separate superhero themed game and an Exalted game. I think I’d like to try a little more 5E at some point. I got a taste of it a year or so ago, but I’ve heard nothing but good things.

Picked up WoW again with Anastasia when the new Xpac came out. It was really fun for a while but eventually we just kind of lost interest. Final Fantasy 14 is fun but different. I’m sticking with it at least until I’ve gotten to the endgame. The leveling experience has been pretty good, but ever since Cataclysm I just haven’t been able to enjoy raiding.

DOOM was really, really fun. I definitely recommend it if you like shooters. Pulsar: Lost Colony has been quite a bit of fun, but the need to have at least 4 people to really do it right is a bit of a restrictive factor. Saints Row 4 was completely looney and I loved every minute of it. XCOM and XCOM 2 were also a blast. Fallout 4 was fun, but kinda eh. Never actually beat it, since the ending was so disappointing. The GECK for mods and some DLC is out now though, so I should probably give it another try. I was also really, really into Overwatch for a while, but the fact that I am an irredeemable terribaddie kept me from getting in too deep. Payload? What Payload?

I got to reconnect with a friend I hadn’t spoken to for a few years. Glad we’re talking again, Jake.

Haven’t done much new cosplay. I have tons of fun ideas, but no time to actually pull them off. Some of that is a bit of laziness, but some of that is the simple fact that I have TONS OF INCREDIBLY TALENTED, FANTASTICALLY GOOD-LOOKING COSPLAYING FRIENDS (seriously, you’re all so awesome) and it just seems like the bar is set super high, so it’s tough to get started. I’ll get over it eventually >.<

Semi-related to cosplay, with Colossalcon just down the road I started going to the gym again a few months ago. 2 days a week, 3 if I can make it. I used to go in the morning before work, but I already wake up at 4:30 most days and getting up even earlier destroyed me. So now I go in the afternoons, which has its own challenges - dragging myself there after a 12 hour day is hard - but I think it’s a bit more manageable. I used to almost be able to bench-press my own body weight, which might not sound super impressive but it was a big deal for me since I’ve always been on the scrawny side of things. I’m slowly getting there again, a little bit at a time.

I discovered that I am very fond of tequila, and hummus. Not at the same time though! I’ve even started getting lettuce on my sandwiches, which may seem like a really small tiny thing but I’m trying new stuff, ok? I’ve always been super picky about food.

I started seeing a therapist a few weeks ago. Between moving super far away from pretty much all of my friends and family, the huge change between being in school and working full time, stress from this particular job, and a few more long term depression things... It was and continues to be a good choice for me. I was pretty resistant to the idea of going at first, and I still feel sort of... weak? for doing it, but I know that’s not a healthy attitude to have. I didn’t even want to include it in this post, but I think just saying it is at least a good step, right?

Finally (because I like to save the biggest news for last), I did something pretty crazy. I proposed to Anastasia on New Years Eve! @sheshaventures must be at least a little nutty too though, because she said yes <3

Thirty minutes after popping the question, we got in a car accident. We were both fine, but some chucklefuck hit us and then peeled out, running a red light to get away while we sat dazed on the side of the road (they knocked us over the curb and off the street). Fortunately, some random bystander saw it, chased them down, and got their licence plate number so we could report it to the police. Unfortunately, the person in question claimed that ‘they were at a party and an unknown person took their car and caused the crash’, so we weren’t able to take them to court or anything. The most important thing is that we’re fine though, even if I was (and still am) mightily pissed off about it.

But even a car accident couldn’t ruin my mood that night! I’m going to get married. Do you have any idea how completely unfathomable that was a couple of years ago? I would have given you a divide by zero error.

We don’t have a wedding date yet (’When is your wedding’ is the new ‘Oh when do you graduate’ or ‘Oh where do you work’ of annoying questions relatives always ask now), but it’ll probably be some time in early 2018.

Overall, I rate 2016 and early 2017 as 8/10. Lots of awesome stuff in my life, with a few points docked for the rest of the country/world going absolutely bugfuck insane (see any major news network for why).

#shewp rambles #state of the shewp

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chellexo · 8 years ago

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I am in high school I am in college/university I’ve worked a job I’ve hated I’ve never had a job I am shorter than 5’5 I wear glasses

I have a tattoo I have more than one tattoo I don’t have tattoos but I want some I’m vegetarian I’m self-conscious about my body I’m sarcastic when annoyed I’m shy I’ve been called over-emotional I have a strange sense of humor I’m atheist I have red hair I have blonde hair I dye my hair regularly I wear a piece of jewelry at all times I am an only child I have more than three siblings I have a niece I have a nephew I’ve failed a class I couldn’t choose a favorite song I can play an instrument I can speak two or more languages I’ve hugged someone in the last 24 hours I’ve kissed someone in the last 24 hours I have a best friend I’ve known my best friend for more than 10 years I have met a friend from the internet I’ve kissed someone of the same sex I’m in/have been in a long distance relationship I’ve had a one night stand I’ve had sex in the past month I’ve been dumped more than I’ve dumped someone I’ve cheated on someone I’ve met someone famous I’ve been out of my home country I’ve broken a bone I’ve spent more than six hours straight online I’ve done volunteer work I’ve won a prize at school I have friends who are married I have friends who have children of their own I have been in a wedding party I’ve ridden in a limousine I am a morning person I am a night owl I like anime I like Disney movies I like comedies more than action films I like action films more than comedies I always order dessert I hate fast food I can’t cook I enjoy puns I enjoy being alone I read for pleasure I don’t play video games I believe in ghosts I believe in aliens (kind of) I enjoy conspiracy theories I’ve been somewhere considered ‘haunted’ I’ve stayed up all night for no reason I’ve had a Skype call with more than four people I can’t keep secrets I’m good with children I’ve cheated on a test I’ve watched an entire season of something in one day I am wearing something green right now I am wearing something yellow right now I am wearing something purple right now I’ve never tried alcohol I’ve had alcohol while underage I’ve played a drinking game I’m scared of snakes I’m scared of heights I’m scared of spiders I’m scared of clowns I collect stamps I collect comic books I keep old bus/train tickets I have more than three keyrings on my keys I don’t know the words to my national anthem I’ve been to a professional sports game I’ve had my hair cut in the past month I’ve cosplayed I can’t swallow pills I miss someone right now

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WOULD YOU RATHER…

Have the ability to fly OR Have the ability to be invisible

Work at your dream job for $50,000/year for the rest of your life OR Get paid $200,000/year to sit at a desk in a plain white room with no window and surf the internet on a 56k-modem connection

Live without music or live without T.V.? (This was the HARDEST choice, omg)

Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?

Lose your legs or lose your arms?

Have a beautiful house and an ugly car or an ugly house and a beautiful car?

Be able to hear any conversation or take back what you said?

End hunger or hatred?

Know it all or have it all?

Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?

Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?

Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future?

Would you rather get a dream vacation for two weeks or spend a week with anyone in the world?

Would you rather fly or read minds?

Would you rather have more time or money?

Would you have piercings or tattoos?

Would you rather have a rewind button in your life or a pause button in your life?

Would you rather have to sit all day or stand all day?

get Fridays off or get Mondays off?

have your flight delayed by 8 hours or lose your luggage?

be in your pajamas all day or in a suit all day?

be invisible or have super speed?

have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?

able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?

eat only KFC for a month or eat only Taco Bell for a year?

in a fire save a.. Sibling or Stranger?

Be able to hear any conversation or Take back anything you say?

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Your name begins with a letter A through J. You don’t mind needles, and getting shots. Your favorite color is blue, purple, or green. You’re athiest. Your natural hair color is blonde. You’ve considered joining the military. Your best friend is taller then you. You wear makeup daily. You hate music. You watched Dragon Tales when you were growing up. You have Satellite television. You own at least 3 items from Forever21. You’ve broken a bone. Yuh h@+3 w3n ppl uze inc0rr3c+ gr@mm@. ^ that was difficult for you to decipher You live on the West Coast. You’ve attended a wedding. You have antisocial moments. At one point today, you wanted to punch somebody in the face. It’s after 3pm where you are. You hate Mondays. You have a Facebook. You play/played more then one sport. You’re afraid of heights. You don’t like Obama. You’ve been in the newspaper. You wanted to be a princess when you were little. You donate to charity whenever you can. You have a Bzoink account. You have no regrets. You use plastic bags at the grocery store. You love shopping. You can taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke. You have/had a teacher that you wanted to curbstomp. You have a friend that tries to shove their religion down your throat. You’ve gone camping. You cut your own hair. Your the palest out of your group of friends. You hate being lazy. You eat too much. You love fast food. You’ve been to the beach. You know somebody who’s died within the past 5 months. You’ve had an MRI. You still watch the Disney Channel. You’re guilty of enjoying the show Jersey Shore. You’ve been to Disneyland or Six Flags. You’ve never been in an airplane. There are no candles in your bedroom. You knew somebody involved in 9/11. You have ADD. You enjoy reading. Your favorite holiday is Halloween. You are well known in your community. You are listening to music while taking this.

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GRYFFINDOR: [x] You’ve never done illegal drugs. [ ] You have a lot of friends [ ] You get along with everyone [x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months [ ] You love soccer [x] You love baseball [x] You’re into writing and art [x] Favourite music genre is pop rock [x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory [ ] Abortion is wrong [x] The war against Iraq is unneeded [ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold [x] Good grades at school [ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie [x] You plan on going/ are going to college/university TOTAL: 9/15

HUFFLEPUFF: [ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now. [x] You laugh a lot [x] You like to follow trends. [x] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [ ] Water polo is awesome [x] Pink is one of your favourite colours [x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though [x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [x] You’re an optimist. [ ] You’re completely straight-edge. [x] You’re very emotional [ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre [ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age [x] You love animals TOTAL: 10/15

RAVENCLAW: [x] You’re depressed to a certain extent. [x] You love to read. [x] You appreciate theatre & arts. [ ] Sports suck. [x] You’re shy. [x] Hate is completely unneeded. [ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship [ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music. [x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. [x] Lying is sometimes okay [x] Blue is one of your favourite colours. [ ] Serious is better than funny. [ ] Academics come first [x] Libraries and bookstores are wonderful [ ] You don’t procrastinate TOTAL: 9/15

SLYTHERIN: [ ] There’s at least one person you hate. [x] Basketball is a good sport. [ ] Football is amazing. [ ] Black is a cool colour. [ ] You’ve lied about something serious. [x] You’re a very deep person. [ ] You have thought about suicide. [x] Very loyal. [ ] You like metal. [ ] They make school seem more important than it is. [x] You’re scared to grow up. [ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month. [ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings. [ ] You have trust issues. [ ] Guilty until proven innocent TOTAL: 4/15

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Harry Potter. [ ] Your hair is dark and can be messy. [x] You wear glasses. [x] You have a weird looking scar. [] You are brave. [x] You have green eyes. [] You like playing a particular sport. Total = [3]

Ron Weasley. [] You have red hair. [x] You are very loyal to your friends. [] You are deathly afraid of spiders. [x] You are sarcastic. [x] You don’t have a lot of money. [x] You have older siblings. Total = [4]

Hermione Granger. [] You are bossy. [x] You are intelligent. [x] Your hair is wavy or curly. [x] You have a cat. [] You usually know how to handle tricky situations. [] You get made fun of a lot. Total = [3]

Rubeus Hagrid. [] You are tall. [x] You are very friendly and soft hearted. [x] You love animals. [x] You are very helpful. [x] You give in easily. [x] You are very loyal. Total = [5]

Luna Lovegood. [x] You are weird and proud of it. [x] You don’t have loads of friends. [] You have blonde hair. [x] You are open minded. [x] You are quite spiritual. [] You believe in things most people wouldn’t. Total = [4]

Draco Malfoy. [x] You are manipulative. [] You can be very mean when you want to be. [] You are a snob. [x] You can get jealous. [] You have blonde hair. [] You enjoy pranks. Total = [2]

Neville Longbottom. [] You are close to your grandparents. [x] You are plump. [x] You are easily frightened. [x] You get nervous easily. [] You like frogs and toads. [x] You are geeky. Total = [3]

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DAUNTLESS [ ] You know how to operate a gun.  [x] You wear black.   [ ] You want to get/have tattoos or piercings.  [x] You are strong.  [ ] You play capture the flag.  [] You live freely.  [ ] You act quickly. Total: 2/7

ABNEGATION [x] You like helping people.  [x] You have a high role in your job/school.  [] You wear gray a lot.  [x] You believe in God or some other form of God.  [x] You don’t look in a mirror often.  [] You don’t like attention.  [x] You don’t wear a lot of jewelry. Total: 5/7

CANDOR [x] You tell the truth often.  [ ] You believe telling the truth is important.  [ ] You are very organized.   [ ] You enjoy debating over things.  [ ] You wear black and white a lot.  [ ] You like to know what people think of you.  [ ] You rarely lie. Total: 1/7

ERUDITE [x] You consider yourself smart.  [x] You love to learn [x] Blue is a color you wear a lot.  [x] You have glasses.   [x] You like it when you have total control.  [x] You read a lot.  [x] You are good with technology. Total: 7/7

AMITY [x] You are a peaceful person.  [x] You always have a smile on your face.  [ ] You wear yellow and red together.  [ ] You eat weird bread.  [x] You dance.  [ ] You garden or work on a farm.  [ ] You don’t take sides in a fight. Total: 3/7

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Check off all that you have experienced. Place a question mark if you are unsure.

[x] Fears of abandonment. [ ] Sexual violation. [x] Verbal abuse. [ ] Physical Abuse. [ ] Sexual abuse. [x] Bullying. [x] Self-hate. [ ] Self-Harm: Cutting. [ ] Self- Harm: Burning. [ ] Self-Harm: Hitting. [ ] Suicidal thoughts. [ ] Attempted suicide. [ ] One biological parent was absent from the majority of your life. [ ] You lived in a split household. [ ] You were adopted. [ ] You had a serious childhood illness. [ ] You have undergone mental trauma. [x] Your family fought. [ ] Your grew up in an impoverished area. [ ] Your family was in poverty when you were a child. [ ] You have/had/are recovering from an eating disorders. [ ] You’ve tried starving yourself. [ ] You are/were an alcoholic. [ ] You have/had a sexual addiction. [ ] You have/had a self-harm addiction. [x] You have/had a different addiction. [x] You have had no friends at one point in your life. [x] You’ve been lonely. [ ] You feel alone in the world. [x] You have social anxiety. [ ] You’ve experienced dissociation. [ ] You have a diagnosed dissociative disorder. [ ] You may have an undiagnosed disociative disorder. [ ] You’ve tried drugs. [ ] You’ve never drank. [ ] You’ll never drink. [x] You drink occasionally. [x] You drink socially. [ ] You drink seriously. [ ] You smoke. [ ] You chew tobacco. [ ] You have a diagnosed personality disorder. [ ] You may have an undiagnosed personality disorder. [x] You have phobias. [x] You may have undiagnosed phobias. [x] You have/had depression. [ ] You feel you have anger problems. [ ] You have seen a therapist/counselor. [ ] You have a hard time trusting others. [x] You’ve been in a minor car accident. [ ] You’ve been in a serious car accident. [x] You are Christian. [ ] You are Muslim. [ ] You are Jewish. [ ] You are Wiccan. [ ] You are another religion. [ ] You are agnostic. [ ] You are atheist.

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WHICH ALCOHOL ARE YOU?

Beer [x] You are generally a chill person. [] You often pass out at parties. [x] You have many different types of friends. [x] People generally like you, and never have problems with you. [] Beer pong or flip cup are the best drinking games to you. [x] You rather be steady when getting drunk, compared to getting drunk quickly. [] You have done a keg-stand before. [] You would say you are a sloppy drinker. [x] Your hangovers are mild. [] You get pumped to drink. TOTAL = 5

Whiskey [] You like sharp tough drinks. [] You never use a chaser, and you don’t do mixed drinks. [x] You have multiple shot glasses. [] You enjoy a bitter taste. [] You often talk shit about others when you’re drunk. [x] You like a comforting drink. [] You often isolate yourself from others when you’re drunk. [] You often are a miserable drunk to be around. [] You are more of a tomboy. [x] You are low-maintenance. TOTAL = 3

Vodka [x] You always have mixed drinks. [] ^ Or you drink straight from the bottle. [] You would say you are the crazy drunk. [] You have taken your clothes off while being drunk. [] You have hooked up with multiple people in one night. [] You have thrown up multiple times. [] If drinking doesn’t make you feel crazy it isn’t fun. [] You don’t even like the taste of alcohol. [] People either love you or hate you. [] You often get involved in your friends’ drama. TOTAL = 1

Wine [x] You don’t drink often. [x] You are typically a lightweight. [] You hate everything about beer. [] You get horrible hangovers. [] You would say you are sophisticated. [] ^ Or you have very nice taste in things. [] You often think you are better than other people. [x] You can be really judgemental. [] You are one of those people who never stop talking. [] People act fake towards you often. TOTAL = 3

Tequila [] You’ll literally drink anything as long as it gets the job done. [] You are fearless. [] You are obnoxious. [] Scary movies are your favourite. [x] Your attitude can be somewhat moody. [] People never know what to expect from you. [] You often prefer drugs over alcohol. [] You would say you are a slut. [] Girls get jealous over you easily. [] You just always seem to have some drama surrounding you. TOTAL = 1

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[x] I have read a book. [x] I have been on some sort of team. [] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping. [] I have been to Canada. [x] I have watched cartoons for hours. [x] I have tripped UP the stairs. [x] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs. [x] I have been snowboarding/skiing. [x] I have played ping pong. [x] I swam in the ocean. [] I have been on a whale watch. [x] I have seen fireworks. [x] I have seen a shooting star. [] I have seen a meteor shower. [] I have almost drowned. [x] I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear. [x] I have listened to one cd over & over & over again. [x] I have had stitches. [] I have had frostbite. [] I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there [x] I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects. [x] I currently have a job [x] I have been ice skating. [x] have been rollerblading [x] I have fallen flat on my face. [x] I have tripped over my own two feet. [] I have been in a fist fight. [x] I have played video games for more than 3 hours straight. [x] I have watched The Power Rangers [x] I do/have attended Church regularly. [x] I have played truth or dare. [x] I’ve called someone stupid. And meant it. [x] I’ve been in a verbal argument. [x] I’ve cried in school. [] I’ve played basketball on a team. [] I’ve played softball on a team. [x] I’ve played baseball on a team. [] I’ve played football on a team. [x] I’ve played soccer on a team. [] I’ve done cheerleading. [] I’ve swam on a team. [] I’ve been on a track or cross country team. [x] I’ve been swimming more than 20 times in my life. [] I’ve thrown up going on a ride at an amusement park. [x] I’ve climbed a rock wall. [] I’ve lost more than $20. [x] I’ve called myself an idiot. [x] I’ve called someone else an idiot. [x] I’ve cried myself to sleep. [x] I’ve had (or have) pets. [] I’ve owned a Spice Girls cd. [] I’ve owned a Britney Spears cd. [] I’ve owned an N*Sync cd. [] I’ve owned a Backstreet Boys cd. [] I’ve mooned someone. [x] I’ve swore at someone. [x] I’ve been in the newspaper. [x] I’ve been on TV. [] I’ve been to Hawaii. [x] I’ve eaten sushi. [] I’ve been on the other side of a waterfall [] I’ve watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies. [x] I’ve watched all the Harry Potter movies. [] I’ve watched all of the Rocky movies. [x] I’ve watched the 3 Stooges at least once [] I’ve watched “Newlyweds” Nick & Jessica. [x] I’ve watched Looney Tunes. [] I’ve been stuffed into a locker. [] I’ve been called a geek. [x] I’ve studied hard for a test and got a bad grade. [x] I’ve not studied at all for a test and aced it. [] I’ve hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs. [] I’ve hugged my dad within the past 24 hours. [x] I’ve met a celebrity/music artist. [x] I’ve written poetry. [] I’ve been arrested. [x] I’ve been attracted to someone much older than me. [] I’ve been tickled till I’ve peed. [x] I’ve tickled someone else until they cried. [x] I’ve had/have siblings. [x] I’ve been to a rock concert. [x] I’ve listened to classical music and enjoyed it. [x] I’ve been in a play. [] I’ve been picked last in gym class. [] I’ve been picked first in gym class. [x] I’ve been picked in that middle-range in gym class. [x] I’ve cried in front of my friends. [x]I’ve read a book longer than 1,000 pages. [] I’ve played Halo 2. [x] I’ve freaked out over a sports game. [] I’ve been to Alaska. [] I’ve been to China. [] I’ve been to Japan. [] I’ve had a fight with someone over AIM/ MSN/ Yahoo Messenger [x] I’ve had a fight with someone face to face [x] I’ve had serious conversations on any IM. [x] I’ve forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me. [x] I’ve been forgiven. [x] I’ve screamed at a scary movie [x] I’ve cried at a chick flick [x] I’ve watched action movies. [x] I’ve screamed at the top of my lungs. [] I’ve been to a rap concert. [] I’ve been to a hip hop concert. [x] I’ve lived in more than 2 houses. [x] I’ve been to other states. [x] I’ve been homesick. [x] I’ve thrown up [] I’ve puked on someone. [x] I’ve been horseback riding. [x] I’ve filled out more than 10 myspace surveys. [x] I’ve spoken my mind in public. [x] I’ve proved someone wrong. [x] I’ve been proven wrong by someone. [] I’ve broken a leg/foot. [] Broken an arm, wrist, hand, finger, or knuckle [x] I’ve fallen off a swing. [x] I’ve swung on a swing for more than 30 minutes straight. [x] I’ve watched Winnie the Pooh movies. [] I’ve forgotten my backpack when I’ve gone to school. [x] I’ve lost my backpack. [] I’ve come close to dying. [x] Someone close to me has died. [x] I’ve known someone who has died. [x] I’ve wanted to be an actor/actress at some point. [] I’ve done modeling or done a beauty pageant [x] I’ve taken something/someone for granted. [x] I’ve realized how good my life is. [x] I’ve counted my blessings. [x] I’ve made fun of a classmate. [x] I’ve been asked out by someone and I said no. [] I’ve asked someone on a date and been turned down. [x] I’ve slapped someone in the face. [x] I’ve been skateboarding. [x] I’ve been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend. [x] I’ve lied to someone to their face. [x] I’ve taken a day off from school just so I don’t go insane. [] I’ve fainted [] I’ve had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not. [] I’ve pushed someone into a pool. [] I’ve been pushed into a pool

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Summer [x] You love your freedom [] You’d rather be hot than cold [x] You love swimming [] You tan easily [] You love grilling/barbecuing [x] You like fireworks [] You were born in the summer [] Your favorite holiday is the 4th of July [x] You like the beach [] You live in the South [] You hate wearing trousers/pants [x] You love lemonade or iced tea [] You own more than one bathing suit [x] You like water parks [] You own a convertible

Total: 6

Fall [] You’re constantly changing your looks [x] You love sweaters [] Halloween or Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday [] You like to eat squash [] Your favorite sport is football [] You love haunted houses [x] You prefer to call it ‘autumn’ [] You love pumpkin flavored things [] Your favorite color is orange [] You like apple cider [x] You like to see the leaves change color [x] You like voting [] You love going back to school [] You live in the Midwest [x] You were born in the fall

Total: 5

Winter [x] You’d rather be cold than hot [x] You own at least three scarves [x] Christmas is your favorite holiday [x] You love snow [x] You like to use your fireplace [x] You like hot chocolate [x] You love to snuggle [] You go big on New Year’s Eve [x] You know how to ski [x] You live in the North [x] You love ice skating [] You love to wear fur or leather [] You were born in the winter [x] You have built a snowman before [x] You loved Frozen

Total: 12

Spring [x] You love plants [ ] You have a green thumb [ ] Easter is your favourite holiday [x] You like pastel colours [x] You love a cool breeze [x] You like the sound of rain [] You were born in the spring [x] You love starting things fresh [x] You like to eat salads [x] You love picnics [x] You love to write poetry [x] You have been to prom [] You’re not scared of bugs [x] You like going to festivals [x] You like to pick flowers

Total: 11

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i am… [x] i am a university student. [] i am a cuddler. [x] i am an okay dancer. [x] i am a huge fan of lists. [x] i am a morning person. [x] i am a perfectionist. [ ] i am a republican. [ ] i am allergic to something deadly. [] i am an only child. [x] i am catholic. [x] i am content as of this moment. [ ] i am currently in my pajamas. [ ] i am currently pregnant. [x] i am currently single. [ ] i am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father. [ ] i am currently suffering from a breaking heart. [ ] i am okay at styling other people’s hair. [ ] i am left handed. [ ] i am married. [x] i am obsessed with my tumblr. [ ] i am online 24/7, even as an away message. [x] i am procrastinating by filling out this list. [x] i am resentful that i have to grow up. [x] i am very shy around the opposite sex. [ ] i am, or was, pigeon-toed. [ ] i bite my nails. [x] i can be paranoid at times. [] i carry a weapon with me everywhere i go. [ ] i collect picture frames. [] i currently have a crush on someone. [x] i consider myself to be a ‘nerd’. [x] i currently regret something that i have done/am doing. [x] i curse frequently. [ ] i don’t hate anyone. [x] i enjoy country music. [x] i enjoy jazz music. [x] i enjoy smoothies. [ ] i enjoy talking on the phone. [x] i have a car. [x] i have a mobile phone. [ ] i have a hard time paying attention at school. [x] i have a hidden talent. [x] i have a hobby. [x] i have a lot to learn. [x] i have a pet. [x] i have a secret that i am ashamed to reveal. [] i have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy. [ ] i have all my (real) grandparents, none of them have died. [x] i have at least one brother and/or sister. [x] i have avoided work to play with my tumblr. [x] i have been in a real relationship. [ ] i have been in a threesome. [] i have been rejected by someone. [ ] i have been the “psycho ex” in a past relationship. [x] i have been to another country. [ ] i have been to an anime convention. [x] i have been to europe. [ ] i have been to las vegas. [x] i have been told that i am very smart. [x] i have been told that i have an unusual sense of humor. [ ] i have broken a bone. [x] i have caller i.d. on my phone. [ ] i have changed a diaper. [x] i have changed a lot over the past year. [ ] i have cheated on a significant other. [x] i have counted down the days until the summer. [ ] i have dated my best friend’s ex. [x] i have done something illegal. [ ] i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [ ] i have gone scuba diving/snorkelling. [x] i have had major/minor surgery. [ ] i have had my hair cut within the last week. [ ] i have had sex with someone i was not in a relationship with. [ ] i have had the cops called on me. [ ] i have snogged someone i knew i shouldn’t. [] i have snogged someone of the same sex. [ ] i have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past. [x] i have mood swings. [x] i have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life. [ ] i have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. [x] i have rejected someone before. [] i have seen the lord of the rings trilogy. [] i have seen the television show the o.c. [x] i have swam in the ocean. [ ] i have tried a drug that is illegal. [x] i have tried sushi. [x] i have watched sex and the city. [x] i have watched the television show spongebob squarepants. [] i know how to shoot a gun. [x] i like being the center of attention. [ ] i like eating ramen noodles. [x] i like my handwriting. [x] i like shakespeare. [ ] i like the taste of blood, [x] i like to cook. [x] i like to sing. [ ] i like to vacuum. [x] i love learning foreign languages. [x] i love michael jackson. [x] i love my friends [ ] i love olives. [x] i love rain. [x] i love sleeping. [x] i love to play computer games. [] i love to shop. [x] i miss someone right now. [] i own 100 cds or more. [ ] i own a home. [] i own and use a library card. [x] i play a musical instrument. [ ] i practice a religion that is not considered mainstream. [x] i read books for pleasure. [x] i shave my legs. [ ] i sleep a lot during the day. [ ] i strongly dislike math. [x] i think britney spears is pretty. [x] i think long strings of html code look cool. [ ] i think that pizza hut makes the best pizza. [ ] i think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often. [] i was born in a country other than the usa. [ ] i watch more tv this year than last year. [] i watch soap operas on a regular basis. [ ] i wear contact lenses. [ ] i will try anything once. [x] i work at a job that i enjoy. [ ] i would classify myself as ghetto. [x] i would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [ ] i like orange kool aid. [x] i can name all 7 of the dwarfs from ‘snow white and the seven dwarfs’. [ ] i like being at school. [x] i always love wearing sweaters. [ ] i love water polo. [x] i am currently wearing socks. [ ] i am being nostalgic right now. [ ] i hate summer. [x] i am tired. [x] i love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt

i have…. [x] been drunk. [ ] smoked pot. [ ] done ecstasy. [ ] done coke. [ ] done crack. [ ] done heroin. [ ] done opium. [ ] done pcp. [ ] done lsd. [ ] done ccc’s. [ ] done prescription narcotics for recreational purposes. [ ] huffed air-duster. [ ] been to a rave. [x] been to a real party. [x] kissed someone. [x] ridden in a taxi. [ ] jumped a ramp with a bike. [ ] been dumped. [ ] been used. [] shoplifted. [ ] ran from the cops. [ ] been in a room of your school that you could get suspended for being in [ ] been fired. [ ] been kicked out of a movie theater. [x] snuck into a movie. [] been in a fist fight. [ ] got hit by a car. [] fired a real gun. [x] snuck out of your parent’s house. [ ] been arrested. [ ] gone in a mosh pit. [x] stolen something from your school. [ ] celebrated new years in times square. [ ] gone on a blind date. [x] lied to a friend. [x] had a crush on a teacher. [ ] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans. [x] been to europe. [x] skipped school. [ ] thrown up from drinking. [x] played ‘clue’ [x] had a sleepover party. [x] gone ice skating. [ ] cheated on a bf/gf. [ ] been cheated on. [ ] had your tonsils out. [ ] been exposed to laughing gas. [x] had a car. [x] driven a car. [ ] totaled a car.

do you… [x] feel loved. [x] feel lonely. [x] feel happy. [x] hate yourself. [x] have a dog. [x] have your own room. [x] sing along with your music. [ ] dance around the house in your underwear. [ ] listen to hawaiian music. [ ] listen to underground hip hop. [x] listen to rap. [x] listen to classic rock. [x] listen to new rock. [x] listen to country. [ ] listen to reggae. [] listen to techno. [ ] listen to hardcore punk. [x] listen to pop. [] listen to r&b. [ ] listen to jazz. [ ] listen to crooners. [x] listen to bands that can’t be put into a category. [x] have hobbies. [ ] skateboard. [ ] do aggressive inline. [ ] snowboard. [x] ski. [ ] surf. [ ] skim board. [x] have more than 1 best friend. [x] get good grades. [x] play an instrument. [ ] have slippers [ ] wear boxers [x] wear black eyeliner. [x] like the color blue. [x] like the color pink. [x] like the color red [x] like the color green [x] like the color black [x] like the color purple [x] like neon colors [x] like to read. [x] like to write. [x] have long hair. [ ] have short hair. [x] have a laptop. [ ] have a pager.

are you… [x ] bored. [x] happy. [ ] bilingual. [ ] hawaiian. [ ] blonde [x] a brunette [ ] a redhead [ ] a darkhead [ ] samoan. [ ] filipino. [ ] korean. [ ] british. [x] white. [ ] italian [ ] black. [ ] inuit [ ] mexican. [ ] asian. [x] a christian [ ] a muslim [ ] a jew [ ] a hindu [ ] a scientologist [] an atheist [ ] satanist [ ] short. [ ] tall [x] just right [x] realistic [ ] an emo kid [ ] sick [ ] mad [x] lazy. [ ] talking to someone. [ ] iming someone. [x] scared to die. [ ] buzzed [ ] high [ ] caffeinated [x] sleepy. [ ] annoyed. [x] hungry. [x] thirsty. [ ] on the phone. [] in your room. [ ] drinking something. [ ] eating something. [x] ticklish. [] listening to music [x] a virgin.

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Random Things I Love: [x] Hot cocoa. [ ] Toy cameras. [ x] Scrapbooking. [x] Having loads of free time. [ x] Waking up early. [ ] Rice Chex. [x] Uno. [ ] Bunny slippers. [x] Having something to look forward to. [x] Stickers.

Words/Terms I Use Daily: [x ] “Wow.” [ ] “That’s so gay.” [x ] “I know, right?” [ ] “Fuck it.” [x ] “I don’t even know.” [ ] “What even?” [ ] “I’m shitting bricks.” [x ] “I can’t even.” [ ] “Kill yourself.” [x ] “Seriously?”

Things I Do Daily: [ ] Exercise. [ x] Tumblr. [x ] Talk with my family members. [ ] Take surveys. [x ] Charge my iPod and/or cell phone. [ ] Play with my pets. [ ] Eat dinner with my family. [ x] Wash my face. [ ] Take photographs. [ ] Write and/or draw.

Places I’ve Been: [x] New York City. [x ] Pennsylvania. [x ] New Jersey. [x ] Maryland. [x ] Washington, DC. [ x] Florida. [x ] California. [ ] Arizona. [ ] Hawaii. [ ] Canada.

Things In My House: [ ] A Mac computer. [ ] A set of encyclopedias. [x] A flat screen TV. [x ] A PS3. [ x] A piano. [ ] A Christmas tree. [x] A toaster. [x] An electric mixer. [ ] A mini trampoline. [ ] An exercise machine.

Things I Dislike: [x] Burning my tongue on hot food. [x] Not being able to find what you’re looking for. [ ] Getting the chills. [ ] Gloves. [x] Unpleasant surprises. [x] Being really hungry. [ x] Litter boxes. [x] Annoying advertisements. [x] Having an itch in my throat. [ ] Socks.

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Romance []You’ve had the same significant other all through high school till now. []You’ve fallen in love with your best friend (and him / her has fallen as well). []Danielle Steel novels are your favorite. []You’ve had a secret admirer before. []Your favorite kiss is the jumping on someone and kissing them deeply. [x]You love flowers. [x]You like pop and country. []You dream about the perfect wedding. [x]Red or pink are one of your favorite colours (the colour of the heart). []You’ve had a guy friend / boyfriend paint your toenails before for you. [x]You base who you’ll date on how they compare to romance movies / novels. []Someone you never thought would fall for you has fallen for you before.. Total: 4

Comedy []You’re well known as being a ditz. [x]You are or were the class clown. [x]You don’t go a day without laughing. [x]You’ve embarrassed yourself in front of a large group of people. []You’re not a very serious person. [x]You crack jokes all the time. []People say you’re really hyper. []Dane Cook is a silly bitch! []You like to pull pranks on people. [x]You always find the funny part of things. [x]Your life isn’t perfectly planned out. []Your the “spur” of the moment type person. Total: 6

Drama []You’ve spread a rumor about a friend / someone else. []Someone has spread a rumor about you. [x]You’re very emotional. [x]There’s lots of twists in your life. []You’re pessimistic. []You LOVE to get revenge. []You always need to get to the bottom of things. []If someone said something about you, you’d confront them about it. []You like to / or have friends in big groups. []You can’t keep secrets. []People tell you not to be too serious all the time. []You’ve cheated on your significant other before. Total: 2

Tragedy [x]You have some form of disorder / illness. []You’ve lost more than 4 people in your family / friends to death. []You’ve been suicidal before. [x]You cry a lot. []You’re always listening to sad music. []You feel like everyone is always against you. [x]The unexpected makes you nervous. []You like to bully / pick on other people. []Someone getting hurt amuses you (in movies). [x]You screw up a lot, or at least feel like you do. []People always seem to let you down. Total: 4

Horror []You have very vivid / scary dreams. []Scaring people is fun. []You’ve witnessed a murder / someone dying. []You always feel like someone is watching you. []You LOVE being scared. []Horror movies are your favourite. []You’d like to be a ghost watcher / finder. []Vampires are so cool! []Loud screaming music is your thing. []You’re a very timid person. []When the phone rings, you always expect the worst. Total: 0

Classic [x]You have good morals. [x]You’re still a virgin. []You believe in marriage before sex. []You like black and white better than color. []You like dressing up really fancy. [x]You think guys should still hold doors open for you. []Men should approach women. [x]Marriage is something that should be taken very seriously, and for the long haul, no matter what happens. []You wear very little makeup (less than the average girl). []Your music taste is very 60’s / 70’s and 80’s. Total: 4

Action []You’re always on the move. []You always start fist fights. [x]You’ve wished to be some sort of super hero before. []You like watching / taping fights. []Wrestling is one of your favorite things to watch. []You’ve always got a comeback to something someone has said. []You think you’re tough. []The unexpected excites you. []You’re very daring. []You’ve been bungee jumping / or would go bungee jumping. []You’ve survived something tragic. Total: 1

Porn []You’re always thinking about sex. []You’re very kinky. [x]Sex is okay without loving someone. []Sex is fun, anytime of the day. []You’ve done more than 5 sexual positions. []It’s all about foreplay! []Screw kissing, let’s just get to it! []You’ve been tied up. []You’ve had more than one partner at the same time during intercourse. []You have songs that you put on to get “in the mood”. []You’ve had one of your biggest sexual fantasies fulfilled. Total: 1

Musical / Theatrical []You express yourself through some form of dancing. [x]You’re always breaking out into song. [x]People can tell what mood you’re in by the type of music you’re listening to. []People tell you that you’re pretty random most of the time. []You’re always smiling. []You’re very dramatic. []You like to dress up. []You hope to become an actor / actress. []You love to dance! []You’re good at doing impersonations. [x]You overexaggerate a lot. Total: 3

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WHICH GREEK GODDESS ARE YOU?

Aphrodite -> Goddess of Love and Beauty [] People would say you are beautiful but you have no brains. [] You are very fierce and unpredictable. [] You have cheated on someone. [] You have been with many people. [] Sometimes you act really clumsy. [x] You can be strong and powerful if you put your mind to it. [] You receive a lot of attention from the opposite sex. [] ^ You get called a whore/slut etc, but really you aren’t. TOTAL = 1

Artemis -> Goddess of the Hunt [] You would consider yourself to be strong (physically). [] You have gone hunting before. [x] You like the moon better than the sun. [x] You don’t think you will ever get married. [] You would say you are more of a tomboy. [] You are a daddy’s girl. [x] You are a virgin. [] You do not take criticism well. TOTAL = 3

Athena -> Goddess of War/Wisdom/Weaving [x] You like playing musical instruments. [] You want to become a teacher. [] You like to be the leader of things. [x] Equal rights for women is something you’d fight for. [x] Many people look to you for advice. [x] You don’t like it when situations are unfair. [] You would consider fighting for your country. [x] You get jealous easily. TOTAL = 5

Hera –> Queen of the Gods [] You get jealous a lot especially of your bf/gf. [x] You can be really mean if you want to be. [x] You can be vain and self-centered. [x] You enjoy attention. [x] You fight for what you believe in. [] You are not a coward, nor afraid of many things. [] You demand respect from everyone. [] You enjoy getting revenge. TOTAL = 4

Hestia -> Goddess of Hearth and Home [x] You are very caring and compassionate. [x] You find it easy to forgive others. [x] You have many siblings. [] You want to have a big family when you are older. [x] You would say you are nice to everyone. [x] People easily take advantage of you. [] You are fine with being the responsible one. [] You’d rather be serious than silly. TOTAL = 5

Gaia -> Goddess of Earth [] Your favourite thing is nature. [x] You want to help protect the environment. [] You use clean sources of energy. [x] You have helped clean up the environment before. [x] You get upset thinking about the damage done to the Earth. [] You have been part of some earth group. [] You would take part in a protest. [] You are a vegetarian. TOTAL = 3

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You’re kind of a loner You are a Leo You are a Taurus You actually like the way you look usually You’re afraid to put your head underwater You almost drowned once You have an older brother Your brother is somewhat famous You have a cat You have a dog You have a hamster You’re extremely shy You have social anxiety You hate all sports You don’t have a best friend these days You drink soda at least once a day You’ve been in a relationship for 4+ years You’ve kissed eight people in your lifetime You’ve had six boyfriends/girlfriends in your lifetime You watch a lot of shows on Netflix You only read fiction/fantasy books You’re addicted to the Sims You have at least two Sims expansions You also love music games like Rocksmith, Rock Band, and Singstar You actually enjoy playing games like WoW, LoL, and Final Fantasy Online You don’t live with your parents You love Rami Malek You’ve never asked anyone out Everyone you’ve dated has been older than you You can touch your nose with your tongue You can kick the back of your head Your favorite foods are Italian and Greek food You also love Indian food lately You’ve been to other countries You’ve been on another continent You have a very busy schedule all the time You rarely get to hangout with people You’re in a band You’ve hungout with bands before You love concerts You love alternative rock You also love electronic/dubstep You’ve been driving for at least a year You have your own car Your house is always messy You watch anime every now and then Your favorite TV show is Vampire Diaries You also love American Horror Story and The Walking Dead You’re in college You’re not a teenager anymore You are good at drawing You procrastinate a lot You’re afraid of throwing up You’ve never did anything self-destructive Your biggest fear is death You’re not a picky eater at all You love food You love sleep You’re not really into partying You hate alcohol You rarely drink alcohol You drink alcohol all the time You dye your hair an unnatural color You have green eyes You wear makeup daily You absolutely love having new clothes You wear glasses occasionally You never wear contacts You had braces when you were younger You have been/are in a relationship with a Capricorn You have been/are in a relationship with a Pisces Your grades aren’t as good as you’d like them to be You are a music major You used to love myspace You now love facebook, and go on it everyday You also love Instagram and use that everyday You have a Tumblr You hate Twitter and find it pointless You’ve had all your wisdom teeth pulled Your parent has cancer You know someone who has cancer Your other parent is bipolar Your parents are still together, but fight a lot You’ve moved across the country You live in the USA You live near the west coast You live near the east coast You live in the midwest You have a job You love your job You hate your job You’re a cashier/barista You work in retail You’re a waiter/waitress You’d like to find a new/better job You’re afraid to kiss your significant other in front of your parents You’re afraid to tell others that you have a significant other for reasons You love Halloween and dressing up You take quite a few selfies You have no piercings or tattoos You really want tattoos You want to get married in the next five years Your want to have kids in the next ten years You have no intention of wanting kids but wouldn’t mind company Your consider your significant other’s family to be your family Your significant other can sometimes get on your nerves but you still like/love them anyway Your significant other is someone who understands you Your significant other is a smoker You have a very slight accent You’re very pale You’re of Russian descent You are Jewish You’re a really good singer You play piano You play flute You can’t dance You’ve never slow danced Your high school prom sucked You’re really good at spelling You’re pretty bad at math You hate chemistry You’re pretty good with languages You can speak 3+ languages, but just one fluently You are pro-choice You want gay marriage legalized You’re straight You want marijuana legalized in all states You wish alcohol was illegal You wish you had bigger boobs You’re very petite You’re average You’re overweight You rather not disclose what you are You are 5’5” You like vintage You live with your significant other You live in an apartment Your significant other makes much more money than you You believe in God You pray daily Your first kiss was terrible You smoke weed sometimes You’ve smoked hookah before You’ve never smoked a cigarette and don’t plan to You’ve never done any real drugs and don’t plan to You love romantic comedies You love musicals You’ve been in musicals You only have two living grandparents You also have a step-grandparent You have six first cousins You can never seem to find matching socks You love chocolate You try to be optimistic You get depressed sometimes You’re really self-conscious You’ve dated people before that you haven’t even liked You’ve had 2+ serious relationships You’ve had sex with two people in your lifetime Your hair won’t seem to grow anymore You straighten your hair too much Your nails are always shorter than you’d like You’ve been to both Disneyland and Disneyworld You’ve been to Universal Studios You’ve been to the Harry Potter World You never get super drunk You love wearing studs You love wearing lace You love wearing animal prints Your favorite colors are aqua, purple, and black You’re not a virgin

#survey #march 21 2017 #personal #me

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Self-shipping AU

Just wanted to do these questions hehe ;w;

1. What kind of blog does your f/o have? Do they selfship on main? Do they look like a regular fan? Quiet reblogs or lots of gushing? Lots of analyses of your character and your source or incoherent blabbering? Do they have a headcanon blog? Do they try to roleplay as you?

Ren is shameless and only has like one sideblog that he reserves for creative stuff. He posts everything else onto his main blog. He also gushes a lot just lots of keysmashing and talking about how cute I am, and not a lot of analyses just tons of blabbering. He posts all his headcanons on his main blog and frequently tags pictures with our ship name if they remind him of us.

2. Do they prefer selfshipping by inserting themselves into your source, or by daydreaming about you in their own little / personal world, or by imagining you by their side during their daily life?

He definitely daydreams about me in his own little world especially before bed and also imagines me by his side during his daily life. He would probably insert himself into my source as well bc he's not satisfied with where he is in his life. He just wants to do everything.

3. What’s their self insert like? Is their s/i literally them? Is it basically them but with just a few changes - to be more like the person they’d like to be, or to “fit in” your source better? Is their s/i totally OP or extra or more realistic? Is it an OC that’s totally different from them?

His s/i is literally him. He doesn't change parts of himself to fit into my source or to be more like he wants to be because he uses self-shipping as coping and wants me to love him for him.

4. Do they spend more time on wikipedia, on your fandom wiki, on your TV tropes page? Looking for official content they might’ve missed, like fun trivia? Looking for fanart, for fics? Looking for information and details and references for fics or art or other fancontent they’re making because they want to make sure they get everything right?

He's definitely a fandom wiki kind of guy and scours the internet for content. He doesn't need to look at references that much because he has me memorized pretty easily. There are multiple looks I've gone through in "canon" and while he loves all of them and it's hard to remember all of them, he tends to stick with the one that's most currently out in canon because it makes him feel like he's living beside me.

5. Do they create anything inspired by you and/or their ship with you? Fanart? Fanfics? Gifsets? Moodboards? Edits? Songs? Dances? Crafts? Playlists? Cosplays? Do they post them (or pictures of them) online? Do they sell any merch (online, at cons, etc)? Do they make pics of their selfship in dollmakers? Do they spend hours on otp prompt generators? Do they commission art of their selfship?

He creates fanart but doesn't draw much anymore and is kind of sad about it because he misses how much he used to draw. Instead he tends to write fic and create songs and playlists. He posts his music and stuff online on his sideblog for creative stuff and doesn't sell merch when he goes to cons. Because he doesn't draw as much anymore he LOVES making us in dollmakers and picrews. He also commissions a shit ton of art for his selfship and is completely shameless about it.

6. Does your f/o have a selfship wedding with you? Do they celebrate it on their blog or more privately, with their fellow selfshipper friends? Do they make any content (like art, fics, etc) to celebrate?

He wrote a song to propose with and is waiting for anime canon to catch up to his favorite part from the manga before posting it and making a huge deal about it. When he does have the wedding he commissions a really extravagant wedding picture and has it framed and put in his room.

7. Does your f/o have fankids with you? If not, maybe pets?

We own a dog and he wants to have kids when we get married so he can cope with his anxieties of being a bad father.

8. Do your f/o and your friend’s f/o plan for double dates since their f/os (you and your friend) are from the same source? How would that go?

lmao :') idk? >w> Maybe Farz and Ren would do that...

9. If you have multiple f/os (romantic, platonic, anything), imagine them making or joining a Discord server or a group chat about you or your source. Who gushes, who shares art and fics, who analyses everything, who sends memes?

Oh god lmao. So like I was doing this for Ren, but imagining everyone in a discord server is killing me!!! Vincent would do nothing but post porn gifs and be an absolute butt and laugh at people all the time and Jack would like never talk in it except to post the occasional psychological profile of me and talk about how interesting I am every once in a blue moon. Gengar would just cry type all the time. Craig would shitpost with memes and laugh at people because he’s a dick and not actually into self-shipping and Shino would analyze EVERYTHING from the show. The people who would gush and talk the most would be Ren and Omen ;w; Ren would share his music and Omen would think it's all very interesting. Omen might even develop a crush because Ren is so interesting and Ren would be completely oblivious bc he’s guzzling that self-ship juice lmao.

10. Does your f/o have very creative ship names, or are they bad with finding tags / ship names, or do they just use regular fandom tags?

Ren likes the ship name Rae and uses that irl, but he likes to do the fun creative ones in order to tag stuff. He uses "Little Star" for it.

11. What’s your f/o like when they read / watch / play your source? Do they reread / rewatch / replay their favorite parts over and over? Do they make comments aloud? Which parts of your story made them laugh? Made them cry?

Ren gets really happy when he watches the anime because it's very relaxing. He watches his favorite parts over and over and over again until he can say the dialogue by heart. He doesn't make comments aloud but he gets super emotionally invested. His favorite parts that make him laugh are when I say goofy or dumb things and then comment on the irony and break the 4th wall. The parts that make him cry the most are any time I get hurt and start crying. When I got bullied or felt bad with my classmates or was hurt when I was very young. All of those hurt him a lot and he cried about it.

12. Do they post any videos related to your source? Like AMVs? Or reaction vids (with them reacting to your source as they read / watch / play / etc)? If your source is a game, do they make a walkthrough? Is it a perfect walkthrough, a more casual one?

He would like to make AMVs but doesn't really have editing software for it, but wants to learn! He wants to post reaction vids but is nervous about posting his face online for...reasons. lmao

13. Which of your f/os has “y/n’s husband / wife / partner” as a username online?

Ren would definitely call himself my biggest fan. He wouldn't use husband but he'd definitely use fanboy.

14. Do they have merch of you? What kind of merch? Posters? Keychains? Stickers? Stuffed toys? (And if they have a plush of you, do they kiss it and sleep with it?)

He has a plush that he cuddles and sleeps with and sometimes makes out with lmao. He also has so much merch!!! He is the type to make ita content. On Christmas he decorates the tree with stuff and has posters all over the walls. His favorites tho are figures. He looooooooves figures the most. He's constantly shelling out the big bucks for the biggest and most detailed ones because he can look at them and feel like I exist in a 3d space.

15. What kind of content do they like / make the most? Is it fluff? Angst? Hurt / comfort? (btw: imagine your f/os going to you when they need comfort, because they love you and you’re comforting to them.) Do they respect canon or do they make lots of AUs? What kind of AUs do they like?

-rubs hands together- His favorite content is hurt/comfort both with me being hurt and me hurting the other party, depending on his mood. When he gets unstable and lonely he plays out angsty situations to further his spirals. He knows it's unhealthy, but it comforts him at the same time. His favorite when he's feeling like being healthier is making irl AUs where he can play out his trauma with me as a caretaker figure or alongside him and comforting me.

16. Which of your f/os has 1341 pics of you saved on their phone / laptop? What kind of pic did they choose as their phone / laptop background? Is it a canon pic of you, or fanart, or art of their selfship with you?

Ren definitely hoards a lot of shit on his phone, he has so much content of me on it it's ridiculous. Omen kind of does the same but not nearly as much because he has multiple f/os and has to share space with them lmao. Vincent's phone is just filled with porn ok just lots of rule 34 shit but he also like doesn't have a lot of content on it because like he's just a horndog and only really gives a shit about the dirty content. Jack has pictures but not a lot because he prefers to fantasize.

#fo: ren #fo: vincent #fo: omen #fo: jack #fo: shino #fo: craig #fo: gengar

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Q&A Autumn Wuffy time!

@bambwie

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.”

— 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

My hubby

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

ummm... neither introvert, I don’t want to say something

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Anyfur really

4. Are you easy to get along with?

totally I’m a hippie

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

My hubby

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Cis men and Cis women - I’m Bisexual, more toward the gay end of bi (guy here)

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

hell yeah I’m marred!

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

hubby

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

no, some kinks and fedishes but generally no.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

A nurse

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“I really would like to hear from you“

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

I -I don’t have favorite songs.

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Only if cuddling

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

HECK YEAH!

15. What good thing happened this summer?

nothing.

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

duh

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

scientifically improbable so no.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

nope!

19. Do you like bubble baths?

ewww no.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

hell naw! He screams offensive and obscene words I dare not repeat! And he has dementia so it never ends. So. Much. Yelling!

21. What are you bad habits?

ohhhhoo.... um bad hygiene, swearing, Messy hair, money-spending problems, mania, collecting too many books

22. Where would you like to travel?

Poland (again), Japan, Singapore,California, Yellowstone, Vancouver, and anywhere with wolves in the wild where I can hear them howling. Oh and a Furry Con.

23. Do you have trust issues?

Yeah, major...

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

YouTube

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my private parts, I really don’t care for them. (transguy... yeah...)

26. What do you do when you wake up?

try to go back to sleep.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

my skin is good.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

my hubby

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

yup, but I don’t care

30. Do you ever want to get married?

I am!

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

no thank God in Heaven

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

I don’t do threesomes...

33. Spell your name with your chin.

I type with my chin on a track ball mouse so... Autumn Wuffy

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Nothing currently I'm disabled so sports aren't things for me.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Loads of times

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

Anyway…

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

my husband

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Amazon.

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I'm long done with high school, almost done with college, Just need to complete one/2 more class(es). But currently taking a break from school.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Some people. Not abusers.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Many things: I'm thinking, I'm drawing, I'm listening to music, I don't feel like talking(Introvert) etc.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

oh yes. Everybody deserves a smile! Unless you're a psychopath then you don't really need it.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Bottom of the ocean is way more fascinating.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Food.

46. What are you paranoid about?

Abuse. My PTSD coming back. Mania. Being raped. Not being able to change my name. Divorce from my husband. People not believing my husband's Real. People making my husband sad/bad and I can't do anything about it. Losing my husband like through death or something. My favorite dog dying. Somebody destroying my fursuits/cosplays. Permanently cannot access porn ever. I have a lot more but I don't care to list them.

47. Have you ever been high?

Only on prescribed painkillers. No longer than 20 minutes.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Too many times, I regret them all.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Porn. Thought about suicide seriously.

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Well the one I'm wearing is Rainbow soooooooo

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Completely! I wish I was a man fully parts included. Or my fursona.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

My private parts.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

ewww I hate that stuff

54. Favourite store?

Amazon.

55. Favourite blog?

@in-your-face-elizabeth

56. Favourite colour?

Orange! Specifically Marigold

57. Favourite food?

Top Ramon. Or onions. Or potatoes in any form or mac& cheese with hot sauce. or corn chips. Or Fritos. Oreos as well. That's pretty much it.

58. Last thing you ate?

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Turkey and mashed potatoes.

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Recently for a character!

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Never.

62. Been arrested? For what?

No criminal record

63. Ever been in love?

Many times. Right now! Wedding ring for proof

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

My best friend tripped over my wheelchair and landed on my lips with hers. Totally accidental. For her I feel bad but I liked it. I just didn't know what to call it at the time. I was very sheltered kid we never talked about LGBT.

65. Are you hungry right now?

I can't tell. Maybe?

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

I don't really have many more twitter friends.

67. Facebook or Twitter?

I really don't like Facebook so Twitter because I have one

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Both!

69. Are you watching tv right now?

No, it 6 AM

70. Names of your bestfriends?

I want to protect their privacy so… no

71. Craving something? What?

I could go for a Fritos or something salty

72. What colour are your towels?

White

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Zero just my plushies I love them.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Oh yeah! Like at least 1 to 10 every night on average 4

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Over 20

75. Favourite animal?

It's a tie between deer, dogs, wolves and fox

76. What colour is your underwear?

White

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Depends on what I feel. Swirl sometimes but usually vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Red velvet cake

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

I'm only wearing a sweatshirt

80. What colour pants?

Green Family Guy pajama pants

81. Favourite tv show?

Gravity Falls

82. Favourite movie?

I don't think I have one …I think the closest is perks of being a wallflower.

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean girls. I hated 21 Jump St. Sorry to everyone that liked it.

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Janice

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Nemo

87. First person you talked to today?

The person getting me out of bed my aid

88. Last person you talked to today?

My husband

89. Name a person you hate?

Not going there

90. Name a person you love?

My husband

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Donald Trump he needs it he needs a reality check.

92. In a fight with someone?

Sort of?

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

Five or four

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Too many to count

95. Last movie you watched?

Suicide squad maybe?

96. Favourite actress?

*fanboys* Anna Popplewell

97. Favourite actor?

I like a lot of them so I don't know

98. Do you tan a lot?

I can if I go out in the sun. But I don't because I don't like the heat.

99. Have any pets?

No...

100. How are you feeling?

Kind of depressed

101. Do you type fast?

With the voice dictation yes

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Many many things....

103. Can you spell well?

No not at all

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

My grand parents, my great uncle, pretty much everybody that died and my family dog

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yes! At my old house we had a bonfire. I don't live there anymore because I don’t like my family. At least that family. At least right now. At least it seems like forever.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Sadly yes.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

I am a national handicap riders Association equestrian of 14 years

108. What should you be doing?

Sleeping

109. Is something irritating you right now?

No thankfully

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yesssssss

111. Do you have trust issues?

yup

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My husband

113. What was your childhood nickname?

It was a different time and I don't care for it anylonger because I don't like the name was given and it was the spinoff on my birth name which I hate my birth name it's stupid for me Nice for a girl but not for a guy. My family is under the delusion that I am female.

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yes I now live in England

115. Do you play the Wii?

Handicap. No can't

116. Are you listening to music right now?

I wish I was

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Yummy yes

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Oh totally

119. Favourite book?

this is hard ... Looking for Alaska by John Green

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

No I rather like it. The dark is my friend

121. Are you mean?

According to some people. I really don't think so and many people agree.

122. Is cheating ever okay?

No never.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Oh yeah!

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

This happened to my husband so yes.

125. Do you believe in true love?

I experience it every day so yes I do believe in true love

126. Are you currently bored?

No I'm answering these fun questions!

127. What makes you happy?

Gravity falls that's my number one

128. Would you change your name?

Working on it

129. What your zodiac sign?

Rather not say

130. Do you like subway?

Not enough experience

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Have fun! In a plutonic way.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

This is redundant

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

I don't know

134. Can you count to one million?

Oh yeah but there are so many better things to do with your time.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

No I didn't take a shower…

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Depends

137. How tall are you?

5′0″

138. Curly or Straight hair?

I have curly hair

139. Brunette or Blonde?

I have dirty blond hair edging on Brown

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter I absolutely hate this summer.

141. Night or Day?

Night

142. Favourite month?

October

143. Are you a vegetarian?

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Dark chocolate

145. Tea or Coffee?

I can't have coffee so Tea

146. Was today a good day?

Today was a very bad day

147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers!

148. What’s your favourite quote?

I'll get back to you on that

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

Totally I've seen them

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

I can't reach it so I'm going to pass

#q&a #question and answer #quiz

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