#3seph

[jojotransparents]

stardust crusaders transparent [ch. 155]

[fartass427]

me with 3seph and b+h and peter lukas and sideshow bob and smoker and doc ock and willem dafoe and

[jayjayswackyantics]

3seph's SotD

Howlin' For You- The Black Keys

-I totally thought of 3seph because it's that damn @bizarre-star fault.

[jojohotel]

may i request a platonic polnareff, avdol and 3seph with reader who acts like a little sibling to them? or maybe even they consider them like their own child?

and as for the room, can i get room number two please? i really like your hotel concept btw! <3

Of course! I really enjoyed writing this piece.

Enjoy our service!

Polnareff, Joseph(P3), Avdol with a reader that is like a little sibling to them

Jean P. Polnareff

Having polnareff as a brother would be cool since he is always fun and loves you.

Do you know that scene where Kakyoin and Polnareff do that handshake? Yeah, he's always doing that and creating handshakes for when you two greet each other.

If you someday get a partner, Polnareff would like to know them. He acts like your parents asking things like "what are your intentions with y/n" And if you don't like it, tell Polnareff to stop. He'll be a bit petty about saying that "you don't know their intentions" and all that stuff, but in the end, he'll be ok.

As boring and as bad as Polnareff may seem to your partner, he gets used to it and can hang out with them just fine. Unless they say something bad about you, then they should run.

Loves to show some of Silver Chariot's attacks and abilities as a way of impressing you.

Constantly write notes and letters for you.

If you can go on it, Polnareff invites you to family events and holidays. He'd love to spend such special moments with you.

When fights happen, Polnareff has a hard time admitting that he may be wrong. The mood gets tense between you two, even though he feels guilty. Even if you two fight with each other, he will always have an eye on you to make sure everything it's alright

He already lost his biological sister, so he ends up getting a bit taken back about having some sibling relationship with you. He doesn't want the same things that happened to Sherry to happen to you, so he gets protective of you.

If you like to gift him things, Polnareff always gets excited, especially if it's something he can year he'll be wearing it in the blink of an eye.

Joseph Joestar (P3)

Having this type of relationship with joseph would be fun, considering the fact he's always trying to show that, despises his age, he's still cool. Especially for Jotaro, so if you are around Jotaro's age, Joseph would do the same to you.

If you want to taste an alcoholic drink and you are a minor, he would be the type of guy to let you have a little chug. A little sip never killed someone am I right?

He messes with you a lot, constantly pulling pranks on you. But it's because he cares and likes you very much.

If you two fight someday, or he did something wrong and you didn't like it, Joseph would feel really bad and apologize. He doesn't want to get on bad terms with someone he really cares about.

Joseph is quite protective of you, and whenever you sometimes disappear for a short period without previous warning, he's already looking for you.

It doesn't matter your age, he will call you kid/kiddo.

Joseph gives a lot of bear hugs and also messes with your hair whenever he feels like it. Also, he lets you wear his hat as a sign of affection.

If you ever get hurt, Joseph would get scared and worried. He ould try to calm down to not make the situation worse.

He isn't the best with emotions. But whenever you are sad, he tries to take your thoughts away from it, even if it's just a bit, by talking to you about a random topic and making you laugh.

If he's presenting you to new people, he'll say that you are his little sibling.

If you'd like to gift Joseph something, he would love it and have it kept in a secure place.

Muhammad Avdol

I think that very much like the others, Avdol would be protective of you but less overwhelming. He knows there are some things you can take care of by yourself, so he doesn't bother that much, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care about you. He trusts you enough.

Avdol doesn't like fights, so whenever a misunderstanding happens between you two, avdol tries to keep it calm and collected. If things start escalating, then he ends the discussion.

I think that differently from Joseph and Polnareff, Avdol wouldn't be so physical. His way of saying that he likes you would be by spending time with you and giving you a bit of his knowledge, telling you stories, legends, facts, and some things he knows.

If you'd like to, Muhammad would let you braid his hair while spending some time together.

Even if avdol is calm, differently from Joseph, if you got hurt by an enemy, he would give his all and get his revenge by defeating them. No one messes with his sibling.

Avdol is intelligent, we all know that, but I believe whenever you are feeling sad or not well, he can always help you, giving a lot of comfort and good advice.

Besides that, whenever you get a small injury and a bit of physical discomfort(a bruise, sore throat, headache) Avdol probably knows herbs, recipes, and teas that can help with it.

If you like to give him gifts, he is grateful for having you in his life.

Avdol probably has some abilities with handcrafts, so as a way to retribute your gift, he makes something handmade.

[drnogender]

Jonathan: fuck no. These two wouldn't fight, they'd be besties. A sweet little blond girl with a heart of gold? He'd love her. Sparring? These two could go toe to toe, absolute unit Jonathan verses sweet little Usagi? He'd be trying to teach her Hamon.

Joesph: 2seph? Hands down, one hundred percent. Joesph would have to be pretty crafty to get the upper hand, but he'd already be anxious fighting her. He knows what women are capable of (*cough Lisa Lisa and Susie Q cough*)

3seph? Eh, he'd probably try to dad her because she reminds him of Holly, no fights here. Unless sparring.

4seph? Usagi wouldn't fight a senile old man.

I have a lot for Jotaro so we gonna have to come back to him.

Josuke: Siblings. Bickering, prank wars, Never Diss The Hair, threatening to cut each other's hair off after a disturbed nap, the whole nine yards. You were right, they be Besties.

Giorno: I don't think they would fight. If pushed to, they would be pretty evenly matched since they're both kinda broken, but I'm pretty sure they'd rather go out for Gelato instead.

Jolyne: they wouldn't be fighting each other, they'd be fighting together. And whooping everyone's asses. Besties at first sight, and will die for each other.

Johnny and 8suke: No idea honestly. So imma just be safe and say that season 1 Usagi would lose, and season 5 or post series would wipe the floor with them.

JOTARO. Holy shit, which one we talking about here? Pre3? 3? 4? 5? Or 6? Let's go backwards.

She wouldn't fight 6taro. She'd recognize a bleeding heart and broken soul. In fact she'd probably try to reach out and help him, could even mend Jolyne and Jotaro's relationship. Jotaro wouldn't fight her either, he wouldn't want to because of how much she reminds him of Jolyne. This man is tired, let him rest.

5taro wouldn't fight either. He'd rather just relax and stop fighting altogether, but he has an arrow and old friend to find. He might even ask for her help, she could end up saving Polnareff.

4taro wouldn't fight right off the bat, but he's still in his prime. He wouldn't want to fight, but if pushed to, he will. But since he's be neglecting his powers with Star, he'd probably be easier to fight that 3taro but still a challenge. Star Platinum isn't the strongest stand for no reason. 'Sides, there's a serial killer on the loose, they have more pressing matters to tend to.

3taro, oh boy. Now there are two ways this can go, they meet when he's 17 as a delinquent, or they're childhood friends.

If they meet when Jotaro is 17, he would probably remind her of Mamoru when they first met. Cold, stoic, aloof, and a jackass. But like Mamoru she'd believe there's some goodness in him. At first they probably would really think much of each other, Jotaro wouldn't go out of his way to provoke her so long as she doesn't provoke him, and if she does he'll just treat her like he does all the other girls. If this is season 1 Usagi, she'll try to reach out to help him, but get knocked on her ass. Jotaro will think she's gonna be like all the others. If this is season 5 or post series Usagi, she'd easily apprehend him because he's not expecting her to be strong enough to tackle him. Kinda freaks him out a bit and he starts putting up a fight. She's still able to take him out, and he'd kinda be smitten by it. A tiny little lady that's a good foot and a half shorter than him, surprisingly strong, gives zero shits about his appearance, and would rather to get to know him personally completely wiping the floor with him? Yeah, that's gonna be one awkward ass boner for this poor boy.

Now if they're childhood friends, Usagi knows the delinquent act is just that, an act. They also wouldn't fight physically unless its exercise or something, most of their fights are vocal. They'll take an hour or so to calm down before talking it out.

Now if someone else is messing with season 1 Usagi, she'll be able to put up a fight (she has a little brother and Jotaro, pretty sure she's used to rough housing) but would still be beaten. Then you would have an angry, near 6 foot, 14 year old Jotaro on your ass. Most people would know better that to mess with post series Usagi, she's been hanging out with Makoto, Rei, and Jotaro, she can easily whoop anyone's ass. Mess with Jotaro, post series Usagi will kill you.

If you can't tell, I really like Jotaro and Usagi interacting. I'm so happy someone else has thought of this crossover.

I'm so fucking happy how much thought you put into this, this just further feeds into my need of more Sailor Moon and JJBA crossover shenanigans! But omg absolutely do I love how much Jotaro and Usagi could be friends, that friendship you would never expect but absolutely adore once you see it! I'm so glad you responded to this, you have made my entire night and now all I'll be thinking about is that friendship between Usagi and Jotaro

[husbandomail-archive]

Yo! Fun fact, since I know you’ve played Fire Emblem Awakening and watched JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure! Did you know Matthew Mercer voiced both Chrom and Jotaro? And something hilariously ironic in this light — Kakyoin’s English voice actor also voiced Validar, the main bad guy of F13! Less ironically, the same guy who did Validar and Kakyoin also voiced Frederick. And 3seph shares a voice actor with Walhart, which isn’t as hilarious as Kakyoin and Validar sharing voice actors, for some reason.

oh wow, I didn't watch jojo dubbed so I had no idea about that dfghgfds

everywhere I go is matt mercer, but you're right, the kakyoin thing is hilarious dfghgfd

[abbacchiosbelt]

i hope ur having a fantastic day 2day! i am burdened with an overwhelming feeling to choke on 3sephs dick. ive never rly been into bjs but i just want him to shove his cock into my esophagus. tomoko had the right idea, i want him to split me open like an avocado too 🤤

thank you, anon!! i hope you did as well!!

and also... yes. extremely valid. 

[xjojosgirlx]

Ems looking for a dilf; *looks at 3seph*

3seph: *a caring dad, sweet, funny & amazing. He waves his hand*

Ems: ...hhm... No. Mm... UUHH-

6taro: *an absent dad (having his reasons, but absent anyway), tough, distant, kinda hated by his daughter. He puts down the book he was reading and looks at Ems with an annoyed face*

Ems: YEAH DIDNUDKDJ YEAH THAT’S IT-

*inspired by a TikTok*

[dizzying-faust]

I've seen 2seph porn and I've seen 3seph porn, but is there any 4seph porn?

[thepapergirlandthespiegelman]

just pitter-patter pop things

Wondering about the Pitter-Patter Pop universe. How did the characters end up living in this house? Do they ever leave the house? Are the food furniture items actual, edible food, or frustrating plastic replicas? Do the characters get annoyed by the fake windows (i.e. apparently glass windows that can’t possibly be real since they would only look into the next room)? Have I unwittingly put them in a confusing, unsettling, parody of reality that tactlessly references their prior vivid existences?

Worrying about my characters getting bored/stir crazy from being stuck in the house, and trying to change their room designs frequently to give them some variety

Luckily, we can now send characters on adventures, so I don’t have to worry about them feeling like they’re eternally trapped in some mind-boggling prison. I feel much better knowing that they’re able to get out and about and do things.

Also, the gift bags look kind of like they might be cookie or candy bags and are consumed upon use, so I feel a bit better about the furniture food situation.

Seeing characters react to/be pleased by gifts is also quite nice and makes me feel like they’re happy living in my house.

Trying to optimize room assignment so that characters are adjacent or diagonal to as many characters that they like as possible (and as far away from characters that they dislike as possible)

Trying to balance cozy and interesting decor. Most of the rooms do not have beds, which is quite odd to me, but I like to try to at least have a few material comforts, like a comfy-looking couch or armchair, food, etc. For Josuke and friends, I gave each of them a TV and video console because I thought they’d like to play video games. In addition to things that are explicitly patterned after the character or part, I like to add things that I think they’ll like. For example, in Rohan Kishibe Goes to Gucci, he makes a remark about how much he likes Italy, so I’ve used some of the Vento Aureo rooms for him. He likes to travel so I thought that the train one might be especially appropriate for him.

Marine biology themed room for 4taro (Does everyone do this? Lol)

Wondering how 4taro would react to being given 3taro’s hat but not giving it to him because what if it reminds him of Egypt and makes him really sad?

Putting Coco Jumbo in a room above the room designed to look like the room created by Mr. President (bonus points if the room with Coco Jumbo in it has Giorno in it, since the ceiling decoration for the Mr. President room has Giorno’s face looking through the window in the key).

Trying to avoid rooms that would stir bad memories or associations. Battles that were won are okay, but battles that were lost are to be avoided.

Not allowing evil characters to get too powerful so that they don’t cause trouble for the others

More generally, maintaining a power hierarchy in which my favorite characters are at the top and power decreases loosely as my liking decreases...is that fucked up?

Sending less favorite characters on fetch quests for gifts that I give to other characters...

Only sending characters on adventures that correspond to their part. This might change though as I don’t want them to get bored and they might like to see other parts of the world.

Rohan is my favorite character in JoJo so I’ve leveled him up the most and I also lavish him with all the nicest gifts.

My most leveled characters (page 1) in order are Rohan, Josuke, Diavolo, Giorno, Trish, 4taro, Sticky Fingers Bruno, Narancia, Koichi, and Okuyasu. The next tier down (page 2) has Kira, Jonathan, Gold Experience Giorno, Polnareff, Speedwagon, Lisa Lisa, 2seph, Avdol, 3seph, and Formaggio. I would probably put Trish lower and Kira higher based on my liking of their characters in the anime, but I like Trish’s PPP power better than Kira’s, so she gets a lot more use. I assume they’ll eventually release a Kosaku Kira, so hopefully that version will have a better power.

The only character who I really want but don’t yet have is Fugo. Abbacchio, Mista, regular Bruno, and Risotto would also be nice to have. Crazy Diamond Josuke, Act III Echoes Koichi, and Yuya would be nice just to complete my Part 4 characters, since Diamond Is Unbreakable is my favorite part.

Refusing to take special release DIO even though his power is really good because I despise him

Saving up all my diamonds for whenever a new Rohan is released. I want more Rohans!!!! Currently I think we basically only have antagonist Rohan; like, we don’t even have Rohan with Heaven’s Door as a physical form, while other characters do have their Stand floating behind them even in their base release. So Heaven’s Door Rohan seems like a natural next step. But I’d like to see a Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan Rohan too! Rohan at the Louvre Rohan and Rohan Goes to Gucci Rohan would be nice, but since PPP is anime only, they’re not really only the table. But since we do have the TSKR OVAs, I feel like that stuff is totally valid PPP material.

Trying to select characters for battle based on canon relationships (pairing those that like each other, playing them against known rivals/enemies). (In Eyes of Heaven, different pairs of characters give unique dialogue and combos, which I really like. I love when Rohan and Koichi are played together and it says, “We’re best friends!” So cute!! It doesn’t happen in PPP, but I still like to think about such things.)

Rationalizing impossible/improbable battles by saying that one is possessed, an imposter, etc., or that characters that are usually enemies have learned to work together to fight a greater evil. (I’m not allowed to play story mode of Eyes of Heaven until I finish the manga due to spoilers, but I’ve seen some clips and it seems extremely cool and fun!)

[jojorarepairs]

in the meantime here’s a super late bday fic for my good friend kita!!! i love u hun!!! @pixelai8ou ♥♥♥

pairing: 3seph/kakyoin coffee shop au fluff

Prediction Forecast

The sun was out bright in the sky at eleven o’clock. Kakyoin showered quickly, throwing on his cleanest clothes and glasses before stepping out of his apartment, down the stairs onto the street. He stretched his arms high in the air. A yawn escaped him as he took the curb side of the pavement, nodding good morning to his fellow peers on their way to class. He passed the building where his next study session was, opting to stop by the local café for coffee. It was worlds better than the instant crap his classmates lived off of.

The little bell rang above the door as he entered, and Kakyoin would’ve gone on about his usual business – setting up his laptop to go over notes before getting in line to order – but an unexpectedly loud voice called out, “Welcome!”

That was unusual. He’d been going to that café for over a year and not one of the baristas ever greeted customers on their way in. (Okay, so maybe he visited the café a little too often. Their coffee was really that good! …or so he told himself.)

He put his phone away and glanced up: at the register was a handsome man. Possibly the most handsome man he’d ever seen. Kakyoin was pretty sure his jaw dropped at just how goddamn fine this man was – he’d never seen him there before, and he was a little, ahem, older; definitely too old to be working as a barista. Kakyoin found himself patting down his cheeks to keep the blush away, but it was no use. He couldn’t stop staring.

The new barista was literally a personification of the phrase silver fox. Most of his hair was white with some shining grays here and there that gave off an opal effect. His jaw was square and lined with a neatly cut beard, save for some strays sticking out at the mustache and on his chin. His pink lips offered a bright smile directed at Kakyoin himself. He swallowed nervously and headed straight to the back of the line.

Only two people were ahead of him so it didn’t take long, but that also gave him less time to come up with something smooth to say. Something natural. Other than what immediately came to mind: “Oh my god you’re so hot excuse my manners.” Kakyoin stepped up and cleared his throat, tapping his toes on the linoleum as he waited for the man to finish the previous customer’s order. When the man finally returned he wiped his hands on an apron and said cheerfully in a deep, raspy voice, “Good morning! What’ll it be? Doppio, perhaps?”

Kakyoin immediately noticed something off, that the man wasn’t wearing a uniform. No plain black collared shirt, no slacks, though he did have an old apron tied around his waist. Without thinking Kakyoin asked, “Why aren’t you in a uniform?”

The man looked confused for a moment before glancing down at his clothes and letting out a boisterous laugh. He dusted his hands off on the apron again and held one out for a handshake.

“Good eye, I like that,” he said. “How rude of me! You must be one of the student regulars. I’m Joseph Joestar, I own this café.”

“Oh my god,” Kakyoin said aloud. “I get it now. I get why the shop is called Cup of Joe’s but the apostrophe is a star.”

“You got it, kid. So what’ll it be?”

“Uh—um—“ Fuck, fuck, fuck, what do I say? Holy shit he’s even hotter up close. Wait, why am I so attracted to him? He’s probably more than twice my age and—

“Your next line will be, ‘How are you so hot but so old?’”

“How are you so hot but so old? –Wait, what the hell!”

“Ha, it’s a thing I do. I guess you could say I’m psychic.” Joseph laughed again. Kakyoin pinched the bridge of his nose. Yep, it felt hot, which meant the rest of his face was cherry red just like his hair. “Though I didn’t take you for the type to like old foxes like me!”

“I… uh—I usually don’t?” Kakyoin glanced behind him but no one was there. He cursed under his breath. If there were a line starting to form he could weasel his way out of this mess, but it didn’t seem like Joseph was going to let him off so easy.

“Ah, shame. Well, I’ll be here the whole week. So what’ll it be?”

Kakyoin swallowed thickly and ordered his usual. He took it to go, however, because he knew if he stayed any longer he would just keep staring.

The rest of the week went much smoother. Kakyoin reintroduced himself the next day and apologized for being so forward and rude, but Joseph wasn’t upset at all. In fact, he seemed to be flirting. He even gave him a free drink. A free drink! Kakyoin stupidly insisted that he had to repay him in some way, to which of course Joseph suggested a date on the last night he’d be running the café.

Kakyoin tried to calm down as he prepared for the night. They had nice conversations. Talked about school and home life. Joseph never mentioned a wife but he talk a lot about his kids. His grandkid. Who was Kakyoin’s age and attended the same school as him. Luckily Joseph was a great conversationalist so Kakyoin didn’t have time to think about the likelihood of him running into Joseph’s grandson, or about how he had probably already run into him at some point and didn’t know it.

He took another deep breath and eyed himself in the mirror once more. Green sweater, ironed khakis, shined shoes and his long, curled bang shaped to a perfect spiral. He removed his glasses and put in contacts before heading out with an extra coat and clammy hands.

When he arrived at the café Joseph was just locking up. “Almost finished—I’ll be back in a few minutes!” he said, rushing into the kitchen. Kakyoin sat down at the single table available by the window. All the others had their chairs sat on top to prevent last-minute customers from overstaying their welcome.

Joseph reemerged fifteen minutes later in a charming button-up and clean, pressed pants. He dabbed at his face with a handkerchief and brought over two cold pastries and iced lattes in mugs. He smiled sheepishly and gestured to their ‘feast.’

“Sorry it’s not much,” Joseph said, “But my usual place was booked.”

“This is quite lovely, actually,” Kakyoin said, offering a shy smile. Joseph chuckled and laid out his napkin across his lap before rubbing his hands together.

“Then let’s dig in!” Kakyoin laughed and followed Joseph’s example, rolling up his sleeves first. The baked goods were warm and fresh. His croissant was particularly flaky. Kakyoin took a sip of his latte, finding it a bit too sweet for his taste; he glanced at Joseph and cracked a smile. He barely knew him but the overly sweet drink fit him perfectly.

“You know, I was supposed to be paying you back but here you are giving me free things again.”

Joseph waved his hand around. “Nonsense! You agreed to go on a date with me, that’s repayment enough. Thanks, by the way, I didn’t think you’d really say yes.”

“Well… I blurted out my attraction to you, so what was the harm?” They shared a hearty laugh. Joseph finished his pastry and downed his drink. Kakyoin snickered – he cleaned up well but his manners were terrible. He took the last bite of his pastry and cleaned his fingers on the napkin.

When he looked up again, Joseph was staring at his mouth. “Oh, do I have--?”

Joseph reached forward with a mischievous smile, leaning a little far over the table – Kakyoin worried he might get his shirt dirty – but before he could say anything Joseph ran his thumb along his bottom lip and cupped his sharp jaw in a warm palm.

“Nah, there’s nothing there. I just wanted to get a little closer.”

“Geez, and I thought I was the forward one. How’d you do that anyway? You can’t just predict people’s lines.”

“Yes I can! Watch. Your next line will be, ‘So do you wanna kiss, maybe?’”

Joseph did a little wink and straight from Kakyoin’s mouth came those exact words. He blushed bright pink and pursed his lips, convinced that Joseph was pulling some sort of hypnotic trick to get him to say what he wanted. But he did want to kiss him. He wanted to kiss the older, foxy gentleman sitting right in front of him, whose rough beard would probably scratch his lips and chin but he wouldn’t care. He leaned forward a little and closed his eyes as their lips met. Joseph’s lips were thinner than his but smooth, and his mustache was quite soft on his skin.

Kakyoin’s heart stopped beating. Joseph smelled like coffee, which made sense, but the aroma invaded his sensitive nose, and was that also—cologne? A subtle hint which gave Kakyoin tingles. His stomach flipped as Joseph’s fingers stroked his hair, and all too soon, the warmth was gone. His lips sunk into a frown.

“Ah—sorry, Kakyoin,” Joseph said. He rubbed the back of his neck and sat back in his seat, glancing down at the crumbs in his empty plate. “I don’t normally do things like this, actually.”

“I mean, I would’ve punched you if I didn’t want to kiss too.”

“Good point.”

“But I do want to ask—“ Kakyoin twiddled his thumbs and gnawed on his lip. His brows furrowed as he tried to find the least uncomfortable way to ask the question. “—Um, you’ve talked about your kids a lot… and your grandkid, so I… I just want to know what kind of ground I’m treading on, here.”

Joseph rubbed his neck again. A nervous habit, Kakyoin thought. Hoo boy. He prepared himself for the worst and ignored the tightening in his chest.

“Well, it’s—complicated. We’re separated but not divorced. It took a lot of work but we’re on good terms now, relatively speaking. I understand if you don’t want to pursue this, but—but I’d really like to take you out again, Kakyoin.”

Kakyoin leaned on his elbows and sighed. He never took his eyes off Joseph, trying to gauge the man’s sincerity from his beautiful aquamarine eyes and the crow’s feet growing out of them, and the wrinkles in his dimples that showed all the joy that had already partaken in his life. Kakyoin smiled a little.

“I don’t trust you completely.”

“Understandable.”

“But I doubt I’m just a booty call.”

“Also correct.”

“Alright, you can take me out again. But aren’t you leaving tomorrow?”

“I’ll be back in two weeks. Trying to relocate somewhere out here so I can be more involved with the business.”

“…sounds good.” Kakyoin tapped his chin and eyed Joseph warily. That grin was much too wide. “But I swear to the heavens above if you predict my next line again—“

“Alright, alright. I won’t do it.”

“Good. Then, another kiss?”

Joseph grinned again with the preexisting knowledge that Kakyoin was going to ask for another kiss. And then they did kiss again, small little pecks that lingered longer here and there. Joseph liked to nibble on Kakyoin’s bottom lip and he didn’t mind it but their open-mouthed kisses were not sloppy. They spent the rest of the night walking around the campus until Joseph’s yawning became more prominent. He walked Kakyoin back to his apartment and kissed him goodnight, tempted to flirt his way in for the night but knowing that he shouldn’t.

He had learned after all those years that patience was key, and now Joseph was finally putting it into practice. He whistled down the steps and stuffed his hands in his pockets as he made his way back to the café to grab his car. Two weeks, he told himself. Two weeks and he’d get to know Kakyoin even better.

[jojotransparents]

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[scientistclone]

Jo:3seph 🔥❤

I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

[xehanortsreport]

i feel like i dont see u draw 3seph as much as 2seph or 4seph so how about 3seph?

FAIR ENOUGH, and seems like a consensus on most peoples’ parts, so it shall be

[abbacchiosbelt]

i wanna sit on 3seph's lap as he just holds me and tells me that i'm a handsome boy, while i'm a squirmy mess, grinding on his thigh. he'll trace his fingers over my top surgery scars, still whispering about how amazingly masculine i am. his beard would tickle my neck, and i would giggle. then he'd start to laugh, and the proceed to fuck me into the mattress.

ooh, very spicy, anon!! joseph has a way with words that just gets better with age, so be prepared for him to make you squirm just with a few whispered naughty things~

[jojotransparents]

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