#3lb

[embrace-your-illithid]

*hands you a bowl*

I made it last night and The SOUP was GOOD!! And fiddleheads look like tentacles??? 200 IQ move from Larian

[shy-writer-999]

500 followers! dropping personal lore to mark the occasion... this is a big day for me :p thank u for humoring me so much lololol

if we are mutuals, just know that i am plotting to become your friend. im twiddling my fingers and rubbing my hands together about it. cant wait to be ur friend. u cant do anything about it either, its just gonna happen (im kidding, please be my friend).

i live in nyc

im a may taurus

i have a note where i screenshot every single nice comment ive ever gotten from someone on this page and i put it in there. if u have ever said anything nice to me even in reblogs its in there 😭

i never wrote smut before i started this blog in august, and i am used to the stuffy confines of academia. i cant describe how freeing it feels to write this stuff

i have a phobia of flies and theres one in my room rn and i cant get it out its literally terrorizing me. also i found a lanternfly in my grocery bag today and screamed, im not being hyperbolic

i have a scar on my chin and i was going to get plastic surgery on it but decided not to because i think it gives my face character and also (please humor me) i told myself yooo anime characters have scars like that and they look cool so why not HAHAHA

my favorite thing to use while i write is the em-dash. it is the panacea/pharmakon of any sentence. i eat that shit up

Zoro usurped Gojo for my #1 anime man of all time. I have a list for that as well. Idk if it will stay this way though because I love gojo so much I would die for him. But theres also Law and Ace and Aki and Itachi and Choso AGHHHHH I START TO GET SO SCRAMBLED ABOUT IT this is why i need my list.

if you read this far omg... (o˘◡˘o) come here NOW and let me give u a big smooch

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Lex Luthor adopting a dog just so he can give it a lifetime supply of Superman chew toys.

[roseflowerthorns]

Some NSV I've noticed today - I can see my collarbones again, my face has slimmed down, my jaw line looks more defined, my eyes look bigger, I zipped these cute pants today that didn't fit me two months ago 🎉✌️

[despazito]

low bush blueberry truther

[steorransaluki]

finch GAINED WEIGHT

[driftingballoons]

Manaphy grappling with their new reality

[slashthrashandcrash]

got mauled by a small dog today. everything reminds me of him (frank morrison)

[streamlass]

I keep ending up surrounded by Plant People. I am a Rock and Water person, professionally a Soil Person, and yet--Plant People. I suspect it's a matter of contagion. Let me explain:

My mom has a horticulture degree. My dad considered a career in plant breeding; two of his cousins (and one of their spouses) went into that field.

So by the time I got to college, I was already well-versed in the Language of the Plant People. I did not want to be a Plant Person, however. Plants stab you. They try to give you rashes. They make you sneeze, & they get in the way of that lovely rock exposure you're looking at.

Since I went to a college that didn't really have an ag program, I thought I was in the clear. I went into natural resources, however, and forgot to reckon with a specific variety of Plant Person: the Forester. And between friends, classmates, field camp crewmates, and dorm neighbors, I spent an inordinate amount of time for a hydrologist* learning about Trees. This is why I have a thorough loathing of oak ID--I never did figure out the Apparently Obvious Difference between black and red and pin oaks.

*hydrologists are inclined to think of trees as giant straws stuck into the groundwater, redistributing it to the clouds

(I did NOT go to the bar with the foresters. They played hammerschlagen with AXES. I'm rather attached to my toes, and would prefer they all remain attached to me.)

Then I ran off to grad school. In geology. Nothing but nice, reasonable rocks from here on out, right?

WRONG. There are forestry students at my field site. The soils lab is in the biology building (bah). Half the geology department thinks I'm actually a botanist. I almost date one of them. (The fact that I regularly ask for plant IDs doesn't help. If it's a pretty Western Cordilleran flower and I have no idea what it is, it's probably Phacelia.)

And NOW, I work in agriculture. I was going to focus on water contamination, but somehow the crops people have talked me into figuring out how to model the darn things** and I spend way too much of my summers slowly dying of heat in the middle of the maize.

**crop modelers are ALSO inclined to think of crops as large straws stuck into the groundwater, though they do account for nutrients

To top it all off, one of my good friends here is a legume geneticist.

Suffice to say:

There is no escape from the Plant People! AAAAAAAAA!!!

[kakyogay]

whatever you do do NOT get a weighted plush

shit is waaaay too comfortable like it makes me sleepy just looking at it

[bucephaly]

I have a pork shoulder on my smoker to go overnight and I forgot my smoker is right below my bedroom window. I have the window open and a box fan in it at night. My rooms gunna smell like smoke all night

[sic-semper-hominibus]

"spanish was so right about what cats are" yeah yeah, el gatito, we've all seen it. but you know who was right about sour cream? the russians. that shit is сметана

[fruitless-vain]

I’m just saying small dog people are usually the ones buying 1000 unnecessary accessories for their dogs, dog outfits, custom purse carriers, bougie beds, etc……

So perhaps if you stocked small dog kennel sizes…. In your expensive kennel brands…… in the overpriced colours…….. in actual stores

They would probably sell just as well as regular dog sizes

[domithekingoffools]

In this antique store I was in earlier, they played Out of Touch and had me questioning if it was thursday or not

[lycanr0t]

ilove you mediocre homemade macking chese..

[sillysadboi]

my weight WILL NOT BUDGE to under 138 for over a week now, i've been on 300-400c a day (one day of like 550) with daily yoga workouts and at least 10k steps, im about to start lopping off parts of my body i swear to god