#3lb

[embrace-your-illithid]

*hands you a bowl*

I made it last night and The SOUP was GOOD!! And fiddleheads look like tentacles??? 200 IQ move from Larian

[shy-writer-999]

500 followers! dropping personal lore to mark the occasion... this is a big day for me :p thank u for humoring me so much lololol

if we are mutuals, just know that i am plotting to become your friend. im twiddling my fingers and rubbing my hands together about it. cant wait to be ur friend. u cant do anything about it either, its just gonna happen (im kidding, please be my friend).

i live in nyc

im a may taurus

i have a note where i screenshot every single nice comment ive ever gotten from someone on this page and i put it in there. if u have ever said anything nice to me even in reblogs its in there 😭

i never wrote smut before i started this blog in august, and i am used to the stuffy confines of academia. i cant describe how freeing it feels to write this stuff

i have a phobia of flies and theres one in my room rn and i cant get it out its literally terrorizing me. also i found a lanternfly in my grocery bag today and screamed, im not being hyperbolic

i have a scar on my chin and i was going to get plastic surgery on it but decided not to because i think it gives my face character and also (please humor me) i told myself yooo anime characters have scars like that and they look cool so why not HAHAHA

my favorite thing to use while i write is the em-dash. it is the panacea/pharmakon of any sentence. i eat that shit up

Zoro usurped Gojo for my #1 anime man of all time. I have a list for that as well. Idk if it will stay this way though because I love gojo so much I would die for him. But theres also Law and Ace and Aki and Itachi and Choso AGHHHHH I START TO GET SO SCRAMBLED ABOUT IT this is why i need my list.

if you read this far omg... (o˘◡˘o) come here NOW and let me give u a big smooch

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Lex Luthor adopting a dog just so he can give it a lifetime supply of Superman chew toys.

[satansfavoritefirecrotch]

*plays gut like a bongo*

[despazito]

low bush blueberry truther

[driftingballoons]

Manaphy grappling with their new reality

[slashthrashandcrash]

got mauled by a small dog today. everything reminds me of him (frank morrison)

[kakyogay]

whatever you do do NOT get a weighted plush

shit is waaaay too comfortable like it makes me sleepy just looking at it

[bucephaly]

I have a pork shoulder on my smoker to go overnight and I forgot my smoker is right below my bedroom window. I have the window open and a box fan in it at night. My rooms gunna smell like smoke all night

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

I've done at least one 30 minute workout every day of December so far and usually have done two. Also my weight went down by three pounds from last week to this week which is great. Here's hoping I can continue my healthy habits as a travel this holiday season

[headgehug]

it's giving absolute thanks

[neonbodyache]

scale isn’t going down but my measurements are so im losing my shit but elated at the same time

[nervouspersontragedy]

not stepping on the scales until december rolls around as punishment and to force myself to lock tf in again

[sic-semper-hominibus]

"spanish was so right about what cats are" yeah yeah, el gatito, we've all seen it. but you know who was right about sour cream? the russians. that shit is сметана

[fruitless-vain]

I’m just saying small dog people are usually the ones buying 1000 unnecessary accessories for their dogs, dog outfits, custom purse carriers, bougie beds, etc……

So perhaps if you stocked small dog kennel sizes…. In your expensive kennel brands…… in the overpriced colours…….. in actual stores

They would probably sell just as well as regular dog sizes

[domithekingoffools]

In this antique store I was in earlier, they played Out of Touch and had me questioning if it was thursday or not