#3416

[3416]

The Best of 1634 during the 23-24 Season

[sleepsucks]

[thewertsearch]

EB: i have seen lots of interesting things in the clouds… EB: i guess you used to see things like that all the time, right? GG: yes! GG: what have you seen?

Jade's always been really good at deriving meaning from these clouds, often gleaning non-visual context intuitively.

If she can teach John this ability, then it might be worth getting a coaching session in while he's still on Skaia.

EB: well, i saw you once in a neat outfit… EB: it was kind of like you were torn from the pages of my favorite japanese mangas. EB: and the snow was melting. EB: and you were surrounded by frogs for some reason!

Sounds like Jade's going to light the Forge with time to spare. With Dave's help, she might actually be able to speedrun the Genesis Frog before the Reckoning ends.

This is great, technically - but I don't think it'll be enough to win Sburb.

All Kernels need to be prototyped to successfully create a universe - and I have no doubt that all Denizen Hoards must likewise be collected to initiate the Ultimate Alchemy. This feels like a much harder sell than speedrunning the frog breeding, and the only Player who might beat his Denizen in time is the divinely-empowered John.

Without performing the Alchemy, I assume that the immature Genesis Frog (Genesis Tadpole?) will simply be unable to evolve into a viable universe. If they don't find a workaround, Bilious Slick will be nothing more than a fancy garden pet.

EB: oh, and one time i saw a green version of you with pointy ears, and you were crying! […] GG: i prototyped my dead dream self and tried to get her to fight jack GG: but it turned out to be a BIG MISTAKE GG: god i cant believe how dumb that idea was, she was an emotional wreck

Unlike, you, right? You’re 100% positive all the time - which is totally natural, and not at all a symptom of some serious repression that Jadesprite is throwing into sharp and uncomfortable relief.

EB: i even saw my own dead body in a cloud! […] EB: i was sort of tricked into sleeping on my quest bed. EB: and when i went to sleep, jack killed me. EB: she must have known that would happen… GG: who? EB: vriska. do you know her? […] EB: she is pretty cool, but just between you and me, she might be a little crazy!

Understatement of the century, right there.

John’s really taking Vriska’s manipulation in stride - which, to be fair, is pretty consistent with his character. The guy's always been a follower, rather than a leader, and I doubt that'll change anytime soon.

[slamrink]

— Just move in close to me, closer, you'll feel it coasting

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[annieqattheperipheral]

Auston is so off tn without his beautiful wife there to whisper how hot he is into his ear

[hotchipsauce]

[goofingup]

today’s been a good day to be a fan of losing teams [x]

[girljeremystrong]

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? OH MY GOD..... SEPTEMBER BDAYS SUPREMACY... i love you so much cat. i've loved getting to know you better and be mutuals with you for what feels like a long time now. you're an absolute gem of a human being who deserves wonderful and beautiful and warm things in this life and i hope you've spent the day doing the things you love with people you love. i value you and your opinion and your sense of humor and your beauty so much, and i hope this year is wonderful for you. love you love you, sending so much across the pond 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 may i get to squeeze you in italy some day!!!! ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

EMMA!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH 😭 THANK YOU!!!!!!! ❤️ everything you said means a lot and i feel the same about you!! i am so grateful to know you and i love getting to read your opinions on everything!!! and you're so funny and great and you're a wonderful friend!!!!!! WE WILL MEET AND I WILL HUG YOU FOR A LONG TIME 🫂 i love you a lot truly!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[sunnypogue]

what the fuck!!!!!

[moon-dog1634]

My mom once asked me “do you think Auston Matthews is gay?” AND I HAVENT REALLY BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT?????

[popontomarnie]

some mitchy sketches + auston

[horsegirlgru]

MITCHIE ASSIST TO AUSTEN THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE NARRATIVE BABEY

[honjitsuno1mai]

#3416 ＠ 台北市中正區忠孝西路一段（苓旅站前 M33號房）

[annieqattheperipheral]

My leafs fans/mitchy discourse conclusion:

99% of hockeyman "fans" are just too gd dumb to see what the highly skilled and clever minchy is doing out there. All they think is "goal? Good player. No goal? Bad player. Trade." These idiots forget that mitch is a very recent👏 selke👏 finalist👏 and only lost to The Patrice Mothafuckin Bergeron

Jonas siegel just wrote an article about what minchy is doing in these playoffs, not what he's not (scoring goals) and yup here we go, buckle up bitches bc the comment section of the athletic did not heed directions, and sadly they've all recently fallen on their heads and keep repeating "disagree" and nonsense derogatory insults while slamming their own heads into the concrete walls of scotiabank like incorrectly stimulated NPCs

Ok so what is mitchy's line doing out there?

Minchy mouse is doing the dirty necessary work not the pretty highlight reels work:

Sheldon:

Mo:

Why's minchy doing this? Simple. He's doing it for his big gorgeous man:

Naturally you're still thinking "Ok yes yes he is doing the lord's work on his own line in the D-zone but i neeeed to see him back with auston in the O-zone🙏😭 i need to see my beautiful soulmates (teammates) making tender love (playing hockey) with multiple orgasms (full-time in the offensive zone) and giving birth to adorable babies (scoring goals)" and i give you this:

Sheldon well aware he needs to give both the people and auston what they want and lets em out together here n there and has done so since the beginning of this series, so i think we can rely on seeing some 3416 in most games, just maybe not in set lines bc they need his D skills more

Final thoughts:

MINCHY MARNIE MOUSE IS A FUCKIN BADASS LITTLE CREATURE DOING ALL THIS WHILE STANDING ONE MIGHTY APPLE TALL ON SLIPPERY ICE

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does he need to score more, even up against b's top line? Sadly yes, but no one's worried

Rest easy babes. Mitch marner's taking care of his big papi and his boys🙏

I kept most stats and example plays out but if you're interested in the details, article's here👇

[the-haiku-bot]

mitch’s reaction to

a sick pontus holmberg goal

| 01.09.24

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mitch's reaction to a sick pontus holmberg goal | 01.09.24

[vanillastopbath]

3416 Chicago, IL 05/09/2023