#31f

[suffernotindoubt]

/Me tr us t me/

Avenida de las Americas, algo de cielo

dick sticks

penis pyres

Melodious melancholy

Trust begs to verify; truth beseeches clarity.

[average-acorn]

once upon a time is found family but only in the sense that this fucking family is scattered across centuries and like four different dimensions so to get a full family tree they gotta run around and pick up dozens of evil little bitches and deadbeat parents over the course of 7 seasons

[klaudia2646]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[niuniente]

MY TIME HAS COME. It's time to go outside tomorrow and day after tomorrow <3

[lettheladylead]

happy birthday! I love seeing you cross my dashboard. I might be late, idk, but I hope ya had a great day ^^

still got an hour left - thank you so much :)

[lesbienneanarchiste]

😴

[zhenya4sid]

Maybe I am not a die hard sports fan cause I’d much prefer seeing the games live in my living room under a heated blanket than freeze my ass off walking outside to watch my silly little sports team play

[fandomgeeknerd]

yesterday Nevadan-1 ice-0 today ice-1 nevadain-0 i am an incexperanced desert dweller when it comes to ice that froze over a pool cus i broke my nail all the way down to the skin while throwing it just now

[arun-armand-amadeo]

AITA?

I (514M) recently reconnected with my ex (69M) in Dubai when he came to interview my husband (145M) for a book. Because I erased my ex's memories of our relationship together he had no idea of who I was, so I had to pretend to be a member of the staff for a while.

Eventually I had to reveal my true identity and join in with the interview where my mortal ex was able to expose the role I had to play in the murder of my immortal husband's sister/daughter (47F) and her girlfriend (31F). This made him angry at me and resulted in the end of our 77 year long relationship.

My immortal husband and my mortal ex were also able to recover some other memories that I had erased from an incident in 1973. Neither of them were particularly happy about this, especially my mortal ex as I had somewhat tortured him during the aforementioned incident.

Anyway, during a conversation with my husband about interior decorating I suggested putting up the Ai Wei Wei wallpaper with the Hockney's 'Lemons' which he did not appreciate and instead suggested that we should "leave the wall bare until inspiration entered the room."

AITA for taking this personally? I thought that the 'Lemons' piece would pair quite wonderfully with the Ai Wei Wei wallpaper and I can't understand why my husband wouldn't agree with me?

Edit: Comments on the interior decorating only please. Anyone accusing me of being 'manipulative' will be hunted down for sport.

Edit Edit: No, my husband and I are no longer together. He got back with his ex (262M) who also happens to be my ex as well.

Edit Edit Edit: For people asking about my mortal ex - he is now immortal and I would best describe our relationship as 'complicated' at the moment.

[justalilpearlie]

AITA for celebrating my friend's wife died?

I swear its not what it sounds like!

So a year or two ago I(27M) was put into a sort of hunger games type of death game along with some other people. We have 3 or more lives and once we lose our last one we're out, however every new season we come back and have to play again.

The thing is, I'm out first every single time! It's not funny anymore, I feel cursed, and apparently I am? The eldritch angel beings that watch over us and plan the games seem to have gotten angry at me after a couple friends and I tried to rebel agaisnt them in season 0.

That was until recently, when, in the current season, my friend(30M)'s wife(31F) was eliminated before I was! Apparently she was trying to lure someone into the End with her to push them off into the void? But ended up falling in herself. A bit of an L if I'm being honest :/

Like you could imagine, I was ECSTATIC, it meant the curse was broken! So I was celebrating around, chanting "[friend's wife] is death!" over and over again, and everyone seemed to be happy for me too!

I announced I'd throw a big party next week to celebrate, and thats when I realized my friend wasn't happy at all, in fact he was quite pissed... I think I upset him even worse with my reaction. But no one else seemed to really care anyways! Still, he hasn't talked to me ever since, and I don't really know what to do... Should I go on with the party to celebrate my victory anyways? This is a big thing for me...

AITA??

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

🍳

Am I (31F) the asshole for wanting to breaking up with my (39F) girlfriend because she keeps using metal in my pans that gets them damaged beyond repair?

Okay, so my girlfriend stays at my place maybe 4 days of the week. I have a bigger apartment closer to her work and she gets along with my dog so it's all great. Except that she ruins my all my pans. I don't exaggerate. Since I started dating her and letting her sleep over she murdered 70% of all my old pans because she scrapes them with metal when baking her eggs or whatever.

I've asked her to stop and use tools that do not cause damage, like a wooden spatula etc. Those pans are expensive and I can manage easily without destroying them so I don't think it's an unreasonable request.

But she will not use beter tools and refuses to replace my pans since she thinks it's ridiculous. She just ignores me and tells me the damage is not that bad even though my ceramic pans are no longer non-stick once she is done with them. The damages are over 300 euros at this point. Also by scraping I mean that there is scratches in the actual metal underneath the ceramic layer.

I'm frankly exhausted at this point. I've told her several times that I feel like she doesn't think my concerns mean anything and her disrespect for my property is draining to me but she keeps brushing me aside. Otherwise she is nice girlfriend, we have fun together but she makes me feel like I'm over dramatic over the pans.

Maybe it's just the drop that makes the bucket overflow, maybe I am overreacting. It just feels so shitty to have something as stupid as pan be the reason I'm thinking of breaking up a 4 year relationship.

What are these acronyms?

[holestodegrade]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I’m C, 31F, bi, unowned, in the GMT timezone. I’m here to talk with people and have chats, and see what happens. If your blog doesn’t have an age you’ll be blocked, so please have one up.

Kinks: humiliation, degradation, orgasm control/denial, bimbofication, hucow, pain. Turn me into your desperate denied cow who’s constantly wet and needy while begging to be used. If I could make my udders lactate I’d be a very happy cunt. I’m also interested in dehumanisation, turning me from she and her to it. But we’ll see.

The plan here is to share porn, writing that I think is hot, and general chaos and mysogyny. My DMs are open and I'd love to chat to people, or send me filthy asks. I’m also on Kik - ohtobeused

[thebiscuitbread]

AITA for accidentally killing a depressed woman?

Now, I know how the title sounds, but hear me out. For context, we are all in a death game and everybody gets three lives. I (27M) was on my third life. I was just hanging out with my friend Martyn (33M) when we saw a skeleton horse that clearly had an invisible rider on it. We were curious as to who was riding the horse, and so I figured the best way to find out was to punch the invisible rider. So I did just that, but apparently the rider was on two and a half hearts. They died. It turned out to be Lizzie (31F). She had been on her second life, but I had just accidentally put her on her third. That isn't even the worst part. It turns out she had thrown herself a birthday party, and invited the whole server to it (including me), but only her husband had shown up. After that disaster, she was miserable, so she decided to take an invis potion and ride on a skeleton horse to not only cheer herself up, but to make others laugh, too. I ended up killing a woman who had been at her lowest. I feel awful. It truly was an accident, but what do you guys think? AITA?

[klaudia2646]

Contemplating. I REALLY need to take the Christmas decorations down but all the boxes are in the basement and I REALLY don’t want to carry them up here 🙃

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for encouraging my husband to pursue his career goals?

My (31F) husband (33M) was just informed by three experts (???F) that he would be up for two very significant promotions in the near future. The first of those happened almost immediately afterwards, so the credibility of the experts is confirmed.

The difficulty is the second promotion. See, the position my husband is destined for is currently held by someone else, there can't be two of them, and the successor if the current one should retire (or whatever) is someone completely different (and not nearly as great as my husband).

So the dispute is that I think if he takes some initiative to murder the current person in that job, he's guaranteed to get the promotion (the experts said it will last until the nearby forest spreads all the way to town, so y'know, basically forever), but he's chickening out and hallucinating floating daggers and shit. I may have overreacted when I told him that I would kill an infant if it would help his career, but I just meant it as a motivational thing! He deserves this position and I think he just needs a little push in the right direction, but he's getting all stressed out about it. AITA?

[usafphantom2]

We just received the Lyulka (NPO Saturn) AL-31F Series afterburning turbofan engines for the Su-27! #newexhibit #History

@AFmusem via X