#30mins is short ok;;

[mykaeba]

(very late) day 3 of @first-try-techno-challenge ! i got techno and steve + butcher army and aftermath,,, hc that steve went and helped him get in the house?

[queenofsquids]

Thrifting on a Monday! Finally encountered one of those generic pig heads in the wild. I find them quite ugly but curiosity overcame good sense so here we are with her outside soaking in some acetone for now. I scrubbed her 30min with rubbing alcohol first (SO GRUBBY) and that paint barely budged. Sure hope the acetone takes it off during the shrinking.

Ok this other doll says UNIQUE on the back of her head, so a Tammy clone? But her hair is short so maybe not Calico Lassie? Can't seem to spot one like her on eBay, but the term "unique" is a hard bitch to search with as it turns up allll the weirdness.

Her clothes are completely hand sewn (and knit for the socks), and I found the teeniest hemmed hanky in her dressing gown pocket too 🥹

[secretlytranced]

Honestly, Hypnofy sounds like such a good idea.

So, for starters, it's got a similar payment model to Spotify: You can use it for free, but you can only listen to albums in their default order and you can't just play a specific file unless you put it first in a playlist. You also get ads every ~30mins, specifically when you're under (advertisers love the uptick in sales from brainwashed consumers choosing their items over a competitors).

Premium comes with the ability to listen to the files you want, when you want, ad free. Also has some nice bonuses like access to content creators who are opposed to their money coming from advertisers brainwashing people. Maybe some more stuff like podcasts, audiobooks, etc (with a hypno twist of course, like maybe getting to listen to a podcast with a sub, tist, and interviewer where the sub is just so excited to talk about their hobbies but they keep accidentally triggering themselves to get dumber, or an audiobook that's fully immersive with short wake-ups between each chapter in case you needed to do something other than be dr Victor Frankenstein creating your perfect man(and subsequently running in terror from him because you thought he was ugly after reanimation)).

Of course, you can create your own playlists of various hypno files, and you can also find other public playlists that people have made. You can even set your playlist to be private so only the people you share it with can listen to it.

There's an age verification requirement, with Hypnofy Kids being basically just sponsored content that's safe for kids and no ads, all for obvious reasons I would hope. This means that Hypnofy itself is 18+ and the "Explicit content" Tag is more of a courtesy (you're still required to add it when uploading your file, but if there's a mistake it's not the end of the world).

If you're feeling lucky, you can just pop on a genre radio like "Gentle Femdom", "Cock Dumb Trance", or "Mind Massage" and just zone out till you hit a file with a wake-up at the end.

Of course you can blacklist tags and creators.

And there's even an option you can turn on to include subliminal messages in everything you listen to, to enjoy the app, rate it 5 stars, share it with your friends, and maybe even add your own files if you're so inclined.

And of course: Wrapped is essential.

Ok, I'm calling investors, if you can work on getting some programmers on board, I think we got something good going here!

[psalacanthea]

Mulled White Wine

hey do u need something for Halloween drinkies? Here's my favorite non-red mulled wine.

1 bottle sauv. blanc or chard

Maple syrup OR brown sugar (honey if u must, but i find honey works better in red wine for me)

1 cinnamon stick

ginger (fresh by pref it's ok to use powdered if you must but fresh ginger has way more flavor and complexity)

more spices if u like: allspice, cardamom, cloves (go easy, 1 or 2 whole should be ok), etc

Vanilla paste/bean OR extract (i shall not scold you)

2 big peaches or 2 big pears (3 if they're smaller) OR 1-2 cups peach/pear juice

If you're using fresh fruit, pit core, chunk fruit, and blend. Sieve to get rid of big chunks.

To a big pot on med-low heat add bottle of wine, blended/strained fruit OR juice

add 1 cinnamon stick and 1 1/8th inch thick piece of ginger (big enough to fish out again, not so big that it takes over the whole flavor)

1 tsp vanilla of choice or the scraped innards of 1 bean

Stir, taste for sweetness, add maple syrup 1 tsp at a time until the sweetness is good. It WILL get sweeter as it warms, so go easy.

Stir to combine, cook on med-low until liquid is steaming.

DO NOT raise it above a very low simmer, no matter how short on time you are. What's the point in mulled wine if you cook all the alcohol off?

When the spices have infused to your taste (30min-2hr, depending) then it is done.

Retrieve spices, serve.

Can be kept warm on a burner at very low heat, but will reduce over time. If it gets too strong, add a little water. Boxed/\cheap wine is a good choice for this-- you're adding stuff which will help cover the inferior quality

if you want to get extra fancy tho you can glaze and roast the fruit. Maple roasted peaches are A+

[toiletbulges]

Outhouse Story

So i was driving when i felt the need for a poo! I knew there was a rest stop with a outhouse coming up. I pulled into the rest stop and walked to the outhouse. It was literally with a small shed for men, and one for women. No door just a walk around fence piece for some privacy. Inside is a sink and 3 holes cut into a plank of wood! I took the far-left one and sat down and started pushing.

I heard a car pull up suddenly and a voice saying"I cant wait dad, will see you in there" suddenly a teenager walked around the corner and looked shocked at the layout. He hesitated but took the far-right hole, leaving one between us. He pulled down his shorts and briefs and sat down. It sounded like he had the runs!

A few minutes later his dad appeared asking if he was ok. He squeezed into the middle hole and started farting and grunting. The dad was trying to have a conversation but i could tell the son was not enjoying this experience and only gave one word answers.The son then asked his dad for some paper. He looked round and asked me for the roll next to me! The son stood up to wipe and said to his dad he will meet him next to the car.

The dad then turned to me and said "poor lad, he has had the runs all day, and this is the worst type of toilet for him as he is shy" At this point both of us was still dropping logs quite loudly when suddenly the son reappeared saying "oh god oh god" and sat back down and farted loudly and let out a whole load of runny shit! I could see there was a little bit of damage to his briefsThe dad asked if he was ok."no,I farted and it almost came out" Another bloke came in looking desperate so I took this sign to start wiping

The new bloke took my hole and farted as I walked out. I went and sat in my car for a few mins. The new bloke walked out while the father and son still in there. I suddenly felt a sharp pain and ran into the toilet. I quickly sat down and let out a massive fart. The son actually laughed and said something is catching. 30mins later all 3 of us walked out looking relived!

[memintomori]

I saw The Movie. Spoilers and thoughts under the readmore

the mario movie was soo good i was very surprised with literally everything. I saw it with my mom since i didn't have anyone to go with and she liked it alot too. She kept explaining to me how it felt like a movie and not just a "kids" movie so im glad she enjoyed it.

ok so ive seen ppl say the plot was whatever but i thought for how this was it was fine? ive seen alot of stupid discourse about the plot and i dont really know why. my only real gripe with the movie is how short and fast everything was. If it was about 30 more mins I think it woulve fixed this and ppls plot complaints. My other thing is of course i wish Luigi was in it more, for it being called the super mario bros movie it was really about mario trying to make a name for himself which is like Fine. I guess im gald luigi was even involved in the ending fight that made up for it abit but i wish there was more time for luigis charater to build up? Again i think this all could've been solved if the movie was about 30mins longer.

I was scared how peach was gonna be I thought they were either gonna "girlboss" her or make her just lame but she was pretty good, not like amazing but i was happy and surprised how they treated her. I also didnt expect like uh lore for her not being from mushroom kingdom??? Also seeing the bros as babies for 2 seconds too.

All the little references and music and visuals really made the movie. I was shocked the amount for real songs they used too and not all just mario music, some of the real music did feel out of place tho.

Also yes i did hear the 3 notes from luigis mansion when he 1st got to the darkworld

[t4tpumpkinduo]

💤 👽 🖕 for cquackity :3? Specifically during nlm?

OK i didn't read the nlm part correctly i thought it said lnv and i don't want to delete everything so you're getting TWO. also i might be mildly dyslexic like genuinely. like this isn't a bit. i need to talk to somebody.

part lnv:

💤 A headcanon about their sleep:

this is canonically backed because he has lines about it but he sleeps in weird intervals!! he pretty much goes until he can't, then power naps n gets right back to it. conking at his desk for like 2hrs, then getting back to paperwork. getting back from the prison and sleeping for 18hrs. leaving in the middle of convos to go nap at the needle for 30mins then rushing somewhere else. whags going on. i also think he can be hard to wake up? for such a paranoid guy. smtimes he has to set like 40 alarms to give his eepy ass half a chance at being resuscitated.

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of theirs:

OK this one isn't exactly weird quirk but the reaction around it was ppl thinking it was a weird quirk and i think it's funny. cq tics real and true FOREVER. the guy already talks strangely and says things that have nothing to do with the convo so his tics became easy to read as part of his bit and the ppl around him thought he was just squirky w it. have you seen that tweet tht goes "me and my friends just found out my buddy has tourettes. now i feel bad cuz everytime he shouted 'jacking off' we thought he was being cool and we'd cheer him on.' that was the manburg cabinet. to me. :heart_hands:

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger:

oh this guy is so sososo so rage it's eating him alive. like he's always had issues with being more snippy and argumentative and short fused that he ought to be, and lnv and everything surrounding makes it a million times worse. he can still joke around but he'll be a little too cruel with his jokes and snarky and he snaps at people and his patience evaporates. and i think he tries to control it too! in this weird way, especially when he's infront of people. yk wanting that professional img and maybe hating that he's like that also as well. so he swallows it down and goes home and tears apart rooms and rips at his hair n head and scratches and snarls and bites back screaming like an animal. meltdown style‼️and if that doesn't work why not get another use out of the prison lol. AND FUCK CDRM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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part: nlm

💤 A headcanon about their sleep:

i think the above holds up! he does sleep at weird intervals but it's way more subdued, more normal style. he suffers from insomnia here more specifically however, the worrying abt everything and the paperwork for both nlm and el rapids pass the time during those nights.

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of theirs:

being possessed by your dead ex husband is weird as hell!!! you guys remember when he chased ckarl down with an axe and killed him while howling like a wild animal. saying schlattisms talking in a different voice mumbling a pointed "i'm ALIVE" in a church. what are you talking abt bitch. go somewhere w that. and i think it's prevalent i think it influences how he acts. (ofc not in a way that takes away his agency in things that had nothing to do with it he still wanted to execute ppl stupid style constantly tht was ALL him.) maybe he craves meat more sometimes Raw maybe he picks up smoking and wine way more maybe his heartbeat feels like it's two different but matching rhythms in his chest. maybe his wing of the white house is a little colder than everywhere else. i'm sure that doesn't mean anything however.

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger:

mm..i think quackity is very much a righteous anger person he has that in every arc. get mad abt the treatment of the little guy find a target that caused it that deserves it that you have to stop now. i think other aspects of his anger are a smidge easier to control in this arc BECAUSE he had that reasonable outlet. it's okay calm down you can save this for (insert hitlist target here). get back to work BOY. kind of a weird comfort and good redirection for him does tht make sense. he's still yelling at everybody tho the hater grind stops for NOBODY ON THIS EATRTH 💯💥⁉️🔛🔝🗣‼️‼️‼️💥💯

[whatsjenniupto]

So you want to rent car... 

While I was researching my trip, the number one suggestion I found was to rent a car. I didn't understand. Portugal is in Europe. Europe has excellent public transportation. Why on earth do I need to rent a car? Is their transportation system broken? Is it fundamentally flawed?

I stuck to my belief that if I am in Europe, I should not have to rent a car, and at no point do I have regrets. In fact what I have is extreme relief because I do not want to drive in Portugal. I had zero problems locating connections between cities on buses or trains. (Ok, I had one problem, but once I identified where I needed to make a connection, I had zero problems making that connection.) And other than swapping busses from Cascais to Sintra after the back-and-forth mountain bus was 5min late, not a single one of my connections was delayed.

The last minute swap from 30min mountain drive to 60min scenic adventure was a memorable one. I almost told the bus driver that he was the most amazing driver I had ever experienced. While kneeling down and kissing the ground.

Because Portugal is in Europe. Europe has tiny roads. Especially when driving along a mountainous coast. Because you take tiny roads, make them twisty, build walls along the road, and add other drivers. Coming at you. While you're in a standard city bus. Not a short bus. Not a minibus. A STANDARD CITY BUS.  

At one point, the bus driver stopped at a road narrowing curve, got the two oncoming cars to reverse into the side of the curve so he could pass only to get stuck mid-curve by a camper van. A camper van that I'm sure was being driven by a foreigner because at no point did he have the European driving skills to get this van maneuvered out of the way of the bus. The camper driver literally threw up his hands in defeat at one point and we had to wait until the cars in front of him cleared the narrowed bridge so he could just go forward. 

All the while the bus driver was directing oncoming traffic up the bend or telling them to hold where they were so he could inch the bus forward along the remainder of the curve.  

Once we were moving again, the driver attempted to make up time by getting every last millisecond of speed out of these curves. I saw at least two drivers of opposing cars with terrified looks on their faces as we squeaked by their car. Seriously. Impressive driving. That I never want to have to do. Drive in Portugal? Nope.  

But ok, you want to drive in Portugal. You survived the microscopic mountain roads and have made it to the city. Let's park.  

Actual. Parked. Cars. With no drivers to be seen. What system is this?! And you want to drive in Portugal?! WHY?! 

But back to those camper vans. They were another frequent appearance as I was looking up details. "Oh, it was so amazing! We camped all over and could just pack up and drive!" 

Please, you are in a vehicle that is 3x, 4x, 5x as large as every other vehicle. You are literally only smaller than a bus. We should fill tiny Portuguese roads with camper vans? You can't even get your camper van to fit into a lane in a city – and you're taking that out to the tiny, twisty roads so you can hold up all the traffic while you try to figure out how to maneuver the thing out of the way? Really?  

Don't drive in Portugal. Leave it to the locals.  

[lesser-mook]

Saw this back when it dropped, never finished an Anime movie so pissed; that 2 hours were spend on what should’ve  been 30min. 

The movie overall could've been a cute short film, without the time skip and unnecessary side characters. Just self indulgence on full display.

And funny how I (a detractor) am talking about the film, thus bringing it back into minor 5sec of relevance, when people who liked the film, (so far as I’ve seen) forgot it even existed. 

When pure raw emotion/ hype is your reason for liking something- when the emotions & hype fade, that’s the hill what you liked dies on.

Hype & emotions do not last forever. Same goes for relationships.

Anyways, 

 The bullying aspect was executed “OK”, very mean stuff.

Though the entire thing was just a huge play on your emotions. Rarely have any female designs that stray from the “stock cute girl design”, no pronounced nose, heavy set, burns that don’t look like tattoos, overbite, sloped eyes, nope just 24/7 the cutest possible iteration. Because how could you feel empathy for someone that isn’t appealing to your Darwinian biases.

Typical presentation, the "insert your tears here" moments were cringeworthy (because you can tell they really, REALLY want you to feel something), didn’t work for me. Worst parts of the movie because it’s so extra and over the top.

Neon Genesis Evangelion had hard to watch scenes because in context they were supposed to be actual larger than life problems. But they were not this pedantic. (and thats coming from me)

Same with that stair climax scene in Garden of Words, with the crying, and leaping on him & shit, the music swell, all over a misunderstanding. Just melodrama stupidity.

You’d think a fool legit died or something.

This is what most Anime (slice of nothing happens) movies are, just unintentional Rom-coms taking themselves too goddamn seriously.

Cause the easiest road to 5 stars for Otaku’s is make a mf cry, that’s all it takes. and what does that even matter when recent generations are so overly emotional these days anyway. WHO ISN’T crying nowadays.

The voice acting was good, from all the cast. (SUB)

 The titular couple had little in common as people, let alone a would be couple,  she was a blank slate of nauseating innocence, but she was cute. (Per japanese obsession = cute cute cute, thats her existence. No attitude, no allergy, no weird hobbies. Nope just Angel in incarnate. Too good for this world.)

He remembered her & kept hounding her out of curiosity, guilt, intrigue and because he’s tall & endearing and she’s short & cute- we’re supposed to want him to succeed in re-entering her life.

Pure superficial aesthetic.

If she had a temper or something, an ugly laugh, sore loser, something/ anything resembling a flawed human being, that would be better. Hell if she went through a transformation and became like a UFC or underground deaf streetfighter badass, that shit would be fucking wild, the movie just throws you the biggest curveball of the anime industry  and funny given she was bullied so that's how she'd cope. 

And it wouldn’t just be a contrived plot point, because it’d make narrative sense as to why she’d feel driven to be a fighter, to never be preyed on again.

The joke would be you'd expect exactly what you got in the movie, someone whose ripe for romantic crap, but she ends up being the exact opposite, still feminine, but not available & has better things to do. Because why not.

Leagues more entertaining, because now the intrigue is: HOW TF is he going to end up with her, HOW?!

But you see, this only works if she’s frail, “cute cute cute” and vulnerable 24/7- ya know the Japanese’ peak standard for a domestic infantile pet, Errr i mean a “WAIFU” guys, my bad. Got the two mixed up...

Otherwise how could the movie possibly end without some kind of contrived romance thread that realistically shouldn’t exist.

And all that time & she has no partner?

If they had any balls they’d made her like girls, instead of some side characters being subtly lesbian, so bold guys, very brave. 

So him getting with her is an impossibility and him making amends can be genuine in isolation outside romantic motivations, thus removed from the fact that he’s obviously guaranteed her hand after the bullshit drama is done. Because that’s the agenda of the events, not actual redemption.

Predictable.

 Him grown up, he was more vulnerable & apologetic due to him being bullied to balance out her innocent nature and that alone was enough to get them to develop feelings. Zero chemistry, just well drawn/animated/colored scenes of being in the same vicinity and being wholesome.

Wholesome isn’t chemistry (*Cough Clark-Kun and Lois-Chan *cough cough), that’s the problem with Deku and Ochako, & it took me a while to figure that out cause it’s easy to think just being cute means that’s a recipe for success. 

 And because he became a victim of bullying like she was, another indicator that we’re supposed to  want them together. More manipulation, so he didn’t have to earn shit. Despite the fact that he deserved that shit, she didn’t. 

You don’t get rewarded for suffering consequences of your own actions. 

  Stock syndrome is cute because the girl is cute, the movie.

Could've been better but could've been worse. never watched it again, but unfortunately the good animation burned it’s existence into my mind.

It was a nice/ “sweet” film for what it was. 

Overly drawn out, melodramatic; The entire story could've been wrapped up as a more concise short film. Under an hour.

Just watch Spirited Away, Mirai, “Flavors of Youth”

or the underrated Dareka no Manazashi (A good short film people forgot existed because it’s not highschool Tween melodrama bait)

And for a simpler take on Man+Woman = Feels 

(though the premise itself is weird)

Gets the point across without holding you hostage for 2 hours, the pacing in this movie is pretty good.

[trashcora]

MY SWEETSWEET CORABEAR HOW DID YOU LIKE MANDO'S COMEBACK PREMIERE??? I was like thirsting over the metal man but then cooing over how cute Grogu is like o hai whiplash lol (also those TLOU headers are gorgeeeeeeeee!!!)

HELLO MY SWEET SWEET NONNIE🧸

ok im gunna be real about my premiere review. I was extremely happy to see my main shiny man back especially seeing him being such a good dad too! but the overall episode i wasnt overly excited by - the S2 premiere & tbobf's Return of the Mandalorian I was blown away by the story but this premiere felt lacking....

I get why they kinda resolved their main plot lines in S2 & in tbobf so they have to set up more storylines to get this season going. but in the short 30min episode the whole thing felt rushed??? That pirate fight scene seemed so forced like yep we gotta bring in a new villain & that pirate king/davy jones looking guy is def coming back. I wish the episode was longer idk just we went to 3 different planets and spend <10mins at each?? If i wasnt so thrilled to see my babies again i probably would have zoned out... some episode highlights!!! I loved the scene with the anzellans, seeing din sit crisscross applesauce in that tiny garage & bad baby!! then the scene with din leaning against tree (i may have moaned). Also seeing the water droplets on his helmet! It was hot but also looked so cool, they should do it more!! also im HYPED that IG-11 may come back!! i hope that works out soon♥️

most importantly "BATHE IN THE LIVING WATERS BENEATH THE MINES OF MANDALORE" i can not wait

[teardropsbottled]

Chapter 4 — my sweetest sixteenth

name: my sweetest sixteenth by sleepdeprivedshark

rating: gen audiences

word count: 3,500

done?: wip, 2 chapters left

genre: fluff, birthdays

enjoyed this? read the whole wip here ! any form of support— kudos, reblogs, comments— they are all greatly appreciated!

elliot lay awake in his bed, thinking.

 

00:34 , the clock read.

thirty-four minutes into the 24 hours of april 6th known as millicent brooks’ birthday.

 

in the past 5 or so hours he’s been rotting away, he thought of what to give her for her birthday. in truth, her prior invitation was unexpected to elliot— he realized he forgot what to even get her.

 

as he stared at the ceiling, as if longing for an answer, it struck him. flowers.

 

milly, to the average person, was by no means, a flowery girl. she was the spitting opposite, a tomboyish girl who found delight in flamboyant hobbies such as guitar.

 

however, to elliot, she was not the average person. she was one of the kindest, most selfless people he had known. and in their afternoons on the garden grounds, she grew to be quite fond of flowers, especially orchids. the language of them enchanted her, sweetly filling her mind. yellow, pink, and red— her favorite colors. they symbolized happiness, joy, and love.

 

as he finalized that gift, making a mental note to visit the florist before dropping by her place, another unwanted bell chimed in his mind. a bell that told him to profess his unrequited love. a bell that could kill him.

 

and that’s how he ended up here: unable to control his limbs, fountain pen in hand, writing on a piece of parchment that was soon to contain all of his feelings.

 

he was, in the nicest way possible, doomed and in love.

 

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10:33, april 6th.

 

elliot awoke (yes he slept, shocker!) from his 6 hours of sleep, deprived of energy and motivation to get up.

 

a ding! was heard from his phone.

 

[🪷 FLOWERFATE ]

Order for Mr. Thornton

Your order is now ready! Please pick it up within the next hour. Thank you!

 

 

he quickly shot up, taking a short but thorough shower and threw on some clothes he prepared during his late night overthinking session.

 

because the florist was only a ten minute walk away, he figured he’d prefer walking to and fro rather than take a cab. he chucked his phone out of his pocket to see a notification popped up. hailey austin? milly’s friend?

 

hailey

hello, is this elliot?

 

elliot

Hi, yes? :)

 

hailey

hii so is it ok if u head here at like 12:00?? we wanna prepare a surprise for milly so we’re all coming 30mins early 💖💖

 

elliot

Sure!

I’ll be there in a while. Just preparing something.

 

hailey

alr alr thank you!! see you there!! 💖💖

 

 

 

 

he grinned at the message, looking forward to surprising milly.

 

 

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12:00

 

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elliot arrived into the small cafe, a humble local business by luke’s family. it was booked for the day, to hold milly’s little celebration.

 

seeing as the music club was quite busy, he shot them a quick smile before getting his ‘surprise’ ready. it was a small one, but luke helped him find a tiny storage cabinet to place the flower bouquet before turning back to his work.

 

[Orchids represent love: they attract love, soothe the soul, and deepen friendships.] Credits

 

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12:31

 

it was official. pink-haired devil, millicent brooks, was late to her own birthday party.

 

elliot, in truth, accepted this. celebrated, even. that would just mean he just had more time! a second after the clock ticked once more, the bell on top of the olive-colored glass door chimed and milly entered. oh gosh.

 

oh gosh. she was, words could not describe— utterly and breathtakingly gorgeous.

 

okay. in the eye and mind of a passerby, she was normal, maybe a tad bit fashionable but normal. but elliot? oh no. she was stunning.

 

she was wearing a sleeveless top, followed by her arm warmers with little flowers in them, a guitar pick necklace specially made and gifted by hailey, and some baggy pants. her hair, a mess, but a beautiful one at that. panting after quickly entering, she looked up and spoke, “i’m here!”

 

“milly! happy birthday!”, their club president spoke, pulling her into a hug before the rest followed. elliot smiled at this. good thing he wasn’t the only one to recognize her amazing soul.

 

after that ambush of embraces, she looked up to see elliot and, with no apparent control of her legs, ran up to him in hug. “elliot! so glad you could make it!” she cheered.

 

nervously, he returned the hug, greeting her. “happiest birthday, milly.” he told her before letting go, the difference in her face now an irreversible smile.

 

“so”, hailey started, “let’s start with messages!”

 

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teary-eyed, jake ended his message. “so, no matter how much of a prick you are sometimes, happy birthday milly.” the pink-haired girl was in similar state and gave him a hug, followed by a flurry of “thank you’s”, “i love you too!’s”, and an immeasurable amount of squeezes.

 

prior to milly’s arrival, elliot confided his plans for milly with hailey. being the knowing girl she is, she smirked heavily and gave him a pat on the back. “yeah, sure! hope it goes well.”

 

the birthday girl, however, was not made aware of this. seeing elliot not stand up to greet her punched a small hole in her happiness.

 

shaking her head to clear her thoughts, she coughed, followed by her own voice. “alright, alright! i’ll quit being sappy— let’s not waste the petersons’ food! c’mon, let’s eat!”

 

elliot grabbed a plate, passing it to the shorter girl and sitting next to her. he quietly passed her a note.

 

Sorry for not having a message. Need to talk to you after :)

 

she raised an eyebrow at this, but shrugged it off and flashed him a smile.

 

-

 

3:07

 

milly’s party had ended, and hailey, zander, and (to the latter’s dissapointment) jake, all bid their goodbyes.

 

“so”, milly started. elliot’s head started to race. hundreds of thoughts flowing in, fight or flight in action.

 

“oh, the gift— wait, let me go get it.”

 

elliot closed the door behind him, panting. he grabbed the flowers from the cabinet, yanked the piece of parchment, and turned around to open the door.

 

he took a deep breath.

 

this was it. rejection or embracement, either way, he hoped they could stay friends or become more.

[the59er]

16 Sep 2024

16th Sep 2024, Monday - Happy Malaysia Day 🇲🇾 Listening: Deep Inside of You, Third Eye Blind

Somehow succumbed to fever, on a public holiday >:(

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17 Sep 2024

17th September 2024, Tuesday Listening: Lithium, Nirvana

Today is the end of the 8973874th time. At this point, I really give up. Call me emotional. I am sick. I have my boss hounding me to work today (an off day!). I just have too much work. I do not need additional factor to add in to the stress I am in.

I blame myself because it was my choice in the first place to settle. If I want something extra, I should add-on to the package.

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18 Sep 2024

18th September 2024, Wednesday Listening: Sacrifice, Elton John

Back to office. Since Im not well, it still feels extremely cold despite wearing two layers of clothes.. Ate lunk in my car to just to warm myself up and have a nap 🤕

Came home to the purses I bought from Shoppee to hold my post-whitebox but it's too tiny 😂 However, it fits my cards nicely, so will be using it for my cards instead. I think it's cute, I may buy more of them as gifts for my nieces for next year's Raya.

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19 Sep 2024

19th September 2024, Thursday Listening: Strawberry Fields Forever, The Beatles

Posted this on the gram today!

Spent the day taking pictures of my older pants to be listed in my Carousell.

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20 Sep 2024

20th September 2024, Friday Listening: Good Old Bill, The Maccabees

Budget meeting. Zzz. Posted a sold Carousell item during lunk and as usual, stopped by Boost for a treat.

After work, met up with 2121 and we had Bintang sue for dins. Dropped by arabica for a nightcap. Today, I looked like a complete kak long / school teacher lol;

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21 Sep 2024

21st September 2024, Saturday Listening: High, Lighthouse Family

Started the day sending Dad off to his friends' place for his boys weekend. Cutest thing ever, and it also made me a bit mellow because he used to drop ME off for sleepovers etc.. how times have changed..

After lunk, we went to MAHA! Goodness gracious the place is massive. In all honesty this has got to be the most random tiring fun Ive ever had (so far).

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22 Sep 2024

22nd September 2024, Sunday Listening: Length of Love, Interpol

Woke up late! (because of yesterday's excursion..)

Lunked with Mom. I felt bad that she was mostly alone this weekend. Right after Zohor, Dad called saying he'll reach Taman Tun in a short while. Thinking there would still be traffic and that he would not arrive anytime soon, I took my own sweet time getting ready and even went to pump petrol first, but it turned out that he has been waiting for me for the past 30mins..

It's so cute listening to his updates, Im glad he had fun at the reunion. Dad gets really involved in all of the things that he does and I dont think I have ever seen him doing things half-assed.

Dropped Dad off at home and I went to the workshop to finally install the new camera I got for the car. The labour fee was $$$ I was shocked but I am too lazy to browse for other places so I just said ok and paid the price.

Stopped by grocers afterwards for Dad's tamar and my Boost. I think I was supposed to buy something else but Istg for the life of me I cannot recall what I was supposed to get. Sigh.

A few more days until 2121's birthday!

[anotherdirtysideblog]

Ok so I’m not on TikTok and honestly I’m barely on the Reels part of Instagram. I’m generally not someone who likes a short form video format…

But I do enjoy it for porn. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy more long-form videos too, if I have the time I don’t mind watching a full 20-30min scene or a few scenes that fit in an hour. But sometimes you just want something quick, or don’t know what you want to edge or get off to.

One of my favorite adult content creators turned me on to fikfap.com this week. And tbh there are some bugs and I wonder about the long term viability of the platform/app. HOWEVER, I actually really like it. Very much a TikTok copycat but just with your favorite OF/Fansly/etc creators posting short clips. Some people are even doing lives on there that seem very similar to the MFC style sites.

I also know some sites like PH have also been trying out similar formats that are still in beta, but fikfap honestly seems to work pretty well outside of the occasional frozen video.

This isn’t a paid advertisement or anything. I just actually wanted to share the website/app because I enjoyed it and think some others that follow this blog would as well.

[storiesoflilies]

JDLSJDKSD I CAN DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND THAT 🙏🙏

oo it's called "my assassin bodyguard" if you want to check it out sometime! i think it had sfw and nsfw versions ;_;

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ok so the way i ran to download the game is really embarrassing…

ANYWAYS!!!!

toji’s lil pixel butt is soooooo cute ehehehe. the only thing i would say is the game is really short, like you can finish it in less than 30mins. i was like ahhh i would like a little more but its still super cute!!!

thankyou for telling me about it my darling <333

Lily xo

[toiletbulges]

School Toilet

So i had a free period with another teacher. This set of toilets had no doors and half stalls. We was both sitting farting away, grunting and talking about lessons. Suddenly a student came running in. He saw us both sitting there and panicked. I broke the ice "Don't worry, you look like you need the toilet as well" He hesitated and walked over to a toilet next to me. He quickly sat down and farted really loud. He went bright red. I said " sounded like you needed that" He just "Yep". He was blasting, and i was blasting. The other teacher was finishing up. He left. I carried on farting along with the student. I said "You best hurry up or your teacher will send a search party for you" He said "My stomach is really hurting sir" I said dont worry. I found out what class he was in. i stood up to wipe and left.

I went to his teacher and discreetly said what had happened and left. Before my next lesson, i quickly went to for a piss. I heard a fart, and looked round and the student was still sitting there. I walked over and asked if he is ok. He looked like he was going to cry, with shit still coming out of him. I said i will ring your family for you. He said thankyou.

After my lesson it was the end of the day. I sorted out my classroom and went for my afternoon dump. I walked in and the student was still sitting there. I said "thought your family was coming" "They was busy, im fine, i will catch a later bus" I said "Well i can keep you company" I sat down and farted loudly "Wow sir, that was bad" I said "Well you aint heard anything yet" I was farting and grunting loudly while he grunting. The janitor walked in and laughed "well this is where the smell is coming from" He walked over saw we short of toilet roll, and passed 2 rolls to us. He then sat down next to me and joined in the shitting round.

It lasted another 30mins, i gave the student a lift home, and he had to quickly jumped out the car as he needed the toilet again!

[marmotsomsierost]

Me, at 1644: hm, we're down to like 9 people in the ed and only 2 in lobby. Should i take my 30min meal break?

Me: nah, i'll go at like 1730 or so

Universe: bet

Me, at 1720: eh i'll go now i guess-

Fast track RN: hey can you do a walking boot on (pt)?

Me: sure

Me: ....where the *fuck* is our brace cart

Surgery RN: it's here

Me: that's not our cart. It doesn't look right.

Surgery RN: well if it's ours, i mean as long as you know to have them fill out the form, it doesn't really matter.

Me: i mean yeah but i just- we don't use the tall boots, there's none of the regular boots.

Charge RN: that's our cart.

Me: but it- (i spot a short boot at the very back of the cart, turn the cart around, it looks like it's supposed to) -okay it's our cart nevermind.

Charge RN: *cackles*

Me, at 1735ish: okay *now* i will go on b-

PA: hey can you chaperone a pelvic with me real quick?

Me: ok

Me, at 1740ish: i'm gonna- okay there's three EKGs suddenly ok cool- Hey (other tech) you wanna split those?

Me, at 1747, walking up to the computer to (finally) document the two boots and a sling i've done so far: okay! I'm-

(Slow pan over line out the door in the lobby)

Me: ....sigh

(There is some incredibly frustrating stuff that happens in the next 30min that i am redacting bc if i write it all out i will be back into murder everything mode and i want to go to bed)

Me, at 1818: okay. EKG done. I'm going on break.

Me, at 1819: fuck i forgot to file the forms

Me, at 1820: okay! I'm-

Charge RN: hey did you do that ekg at triage?

Me: yeah. It's not clearing? Lemme go check the machine, maybe it ate it

Me, standing in front of machine, the misty ominous fog of hindsight curling around me: god fucking dammit, (triage RN), your bullshit pissed me off so badly i fucked up my routine

Me, at 1822ish: hey, RT, can you fix this mismatch?

RT: yeah, but I'll need you to find Minadonat

Me: yeah, a- what?

RT: mine adonat, you'll owe me

Me, baffled, exhaustifrustangrisappointefused, about .9 microns away from running for the fucking hills: i don't know what you-

RT: a donut. I want a donut.

Me: ohhhh. I didn't hear- i don't have any donuts. I have- i have some calamansi lime candies?

RT, clearly trying to hold his laughter: no, no, it's fine, i'm walking, I'll be there in a second.

(RT and i go over the mismatch info, he's like yeah I'll fix it, might not go through til morning but it's fine, and I'm like ok, lemme go get a copy first)

Alert overhead: stroke alert, stroke bed, eta 8 minutes

Copier: lmao bitch you want me to go faster? Babygirl you should NOT have shown fear

( i show the doc, explain to clerk, ask her to scan it in to chart so it's at least there until rt can fix it)

(stroke arrives. Other tech is still placing yet another fucking walking boot so i get ready to stick w/ stroke until he can take over.)

Me, 1836: oh we're feisty. Wrestle time.

(Side thought, are they just not teaching how to control joints and extremities in medic school anymore, or did i learn it in martial arts and just forgot it wasn't from school, bc wtf)

(Somewhere around 1850 or 1900 or so a *second* stroke alert sounds, which is just so great when you gotta restrain and sedate and intubate and THEN get the pt the fuck to CT)

Me, 1925ish: okay back from ct, pt back on monitor/vent/etc, but other tech is now tied up with the other stroke so i gotta stay back here

Me, 1950: okay! Gonna run up to triage and tell the triage nurse i'm taking my-

ED Clerk: hey can you do this ekg in 8?

Me: a second one?

ED Clerk: it never got done, or it's not in the chart at least

Me: i told the doc! I gave it to the earlier clerk to scan in since RT is definitely not gonna have the time to fix it tonight. Hold on, i'll go check when exactly that was-

ED Clerk, 1954ish: it's fine, it's there, he forgot

Me: cool

Fast Track RN, 1955: can you do another walking boot? (continues talking about how they had to redo a splint and fit a sling while i was gone with the stroke and how they think they got it right but they wished i was there to do it)

Me, 2016, trying to figure out why the fuck the boot isn't fitting right without absolutely losing it in front of the patient or reducing their confidence: let me start over here, make sure the liner is seated properly

Liner: hey i'm a size large in a size medium shell

Me, internally: how the FUCK

Me, externally: that's. Creative. One moment, i need to the right size LINER for the shell

Pt: really? But it was sealed when you brought it over

Me: i know! It's great to have some ✨️creative mystery✨️ to liven up your day!

Me, almost done with the boot: ok, so here's the instructions, please sign here-

Charge RN: where's M? Who's got that EKG out front

ED RN who can see me from their position: M's doing a brace fit

Other tech: oh, you're back from break?

Me, trying to hold crazed grimace back via slightly less unhinged smile: i never went! I'm almost-

Other tech: oh i got it! I'll get the pt.

Me, like 2020 maybe, idk, wtf is time at this point: okay. Chart the boot, fix the earlier ekg time charting so it's more clear, then i's a lil ridiculous to take my break with an hour left in my shift but wtfever

Triage lobby, 2027: heyyyy look what i got, yup, it's a line out the door!

Me: okay. Fuck it. You win, universe.

Patient, 2043: hey where is the charge nurse. They said they were gonna come talk with me and they never did.

(This is the same patient who, when it was patently obvious that two critical patients had showed up within 15min of each other bc the activity level and population/distribution of staff drastically changed, said the doctor had to come see them now because they'd been waiting for 40 minutes, so i am assuming they want to complain about that. Which'll be entertaining bc the same nurse who went in to say the doc would get there when he got there bc we have two patients we are stopping from dying, and if you are ever waiting long for a doctor it's a good thing because you are not dying IS the charge nurse)

Me: i can go see. What did you need? A ride? You don't need the charge rn for that. They'll call up if they can get one. Did you ask for one from your nurse? No? Okay.

Me, to charge rn: hey is this pt getting a ride?

Charge rn: no. (With a distinct vibe of hell no) they said they had family coming. We specifically charged their phone right here (points at desk) so they could call their family.

Me: ok

Me, to pt: yeah there's no rides available, sorry. It's kinda how the system works. Taxi? I can get you the number, but they basically never have cabs, but you can use-

Pt: no, that's okay i guess. My family is coming they're just 20 minutes away and i didn't want to wait.

Me:

Me:

Me: okay

(I walk back to update charge rn)

Me: i hate everybody

Charge RN: wow, we got M saying she hates everybody, you know it's bad

Me: they wanted. A ride. Because their family. Is. TWENTY MINUTES AWAY.

Charge RN: yup, sounds right.

Me, 2121: i'm filling out the time sheet for missing my 30 and i am going the fuck home

Other tech: hey thank you for staying late! No, no, i'm kidding. Thank you for your help though!

Me, 2138, at my car, having extricated the cat-pee-bag i shoved under it to avoid hotboxing my car with cat peeover the course of the day: you know? Fuck it. I am booking it over to the dutch bros before they close at 2200. I started today with cat piss on my work bag and it went somehow DOWNHILL from there.