#30-40$

[backpackemporium]

Price: 38$ Pockets: Two Pockets One main compartment. One front pocket. Material: Supernatural Paper- a "sustainable, durable, washable, ultralight, and made from trees" material developed by Out of the Woods Size: 11.4"H, 7.9"L, 5.1"W ~7.5 Liters Color: Ebony Details: ● Top handle and un-padded straps ● Mini-size ● No laptop sleeve ● Vegan ● FSC®-certified as coming from responsibly managed forests.

[alienthegreenalien]

the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[loseractivities]

hooray more stu and billy everyone clap

[aromanticduck]

Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)

If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!

[EDIT: It's OK to vent a bit about negative feelings in the comments/tags, but if you're gonna talk about killing yourself, do me a favour and fucking don't]

[zoneofsmites]

Im of the full (possibly delusional) belief that Durge is not the species that they physically appear to be.

You’re telling me this being crafted from nothing but bhaal’s flesh and his blood - this demigod - is actually a dragonborn/tiefling/human/elf/etc.

No. This thing is bhaal’s flesh and it just happens to look like that. They’re an imitation of a species, they’re not truly a (full)mortal being, they have no heritage aside from bhaal.

As a result I’m sure there’s some…oddities.

For example, a demigod child, not fully mortal. I doubt they adhere to the lifespan of whatever species they look like. Looking younger than they should. (less so perhaps with long lived races like elfs and half-elves where that is par for the course).

A dragonborn durge that by all accounts looks like a blue dragonborn but their breathweapon is acid. A tiefling durge that seems to be a Mephistopheles tiefling but they cannot cast mage hand, instead smiting like a zariel bloodline tiefling.

An elf or tiefling durge that doesn’t read as fey or infernal trough identification spells. Because they aren’t either of those things. Perhaps they could read as divine but not quite.

Members of a race that durge is supposed to be looking at them and sometimes when making eye contact they read as wrong. And some kind of uncanny effect triggers in their brain.

Give me more freaky durge who isn’t really what they appear to be at all. Just a little murder demigod crafted from dead god flesh to be the shape of something else.

[kyjen-r]

[thephouseplants]

I feel like Phil deserves more credit for keeping us alive during the drought (2020-2022) like, now we have the gaming channel and a whole phour it is easy to just forget when Dan was a fun surprise guest that popped up sometimes.

I don't think I could take another Hiatus, we've been spoiled.

[teddybeartoji]

toji with a younger s/o toji with a younger s/o what about toji with a s/o who's the same age as him???? not younger, not older – the same.

you get ready for work in the morning together, brushing your teeth side by side, groaning as you stretch your sore bodies. you return home almost at the exact same time and spend the first hour in comfortable silence as you shower together. both tired from your days, you rest your voices; scrubbing each others bodies and washing each other's hair – silent i love you's sinking into your your hands, your skin, your hearts.

then it's time to rant about your days – how neither of you are keeping up with the newest trends and whatever else the younger ones are currently talking about. but it's freeing – being able to laugh together at things like this, not having to surpress the subtle taste of bitterness of being old. but together it's not as scary, it's not as bad. it's fun.

you take turns of teasing one another whenever the other finds a gray hair, you get to choke out a laugh at the raised eyebrows and the glare, no matter which one of you is the joke of the moment. witty remarks about elderly homes are nothing new despite the fact that you are both more than far from any of that.

bedtime comes early – the clock hits ten and you both find yourselves back in your shared bedroom. finishing your skincare routine, you're always greeted with toji and his reading glasses scrolling on his phone as usual. he looks good. and he thinks you look good. he couldn't be happier to be your husband as you crawl under the sheets with him, your hand resting above his heart. he couldn't be happier to be with you. to be spending his 40's and his 50's and 60's and just his whole entire life with you. he couldn't be happier to be growing old with you.

[lilybug-02]

This 12 year old has no idea how to work with waste water smh

Bug Fact: The Great Basin Cave Pseudoscorpion won the USA Cave Animal of the Year in 2020 ♥︎. They are small blind arachnids which resemble tailless scorpions. Pictures Below.

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The Pseudoscorpion may look scary in the light, but they're blind, so they think they look very handsome.

[backpackemporium]

Price: 39.99$, frequent sales

Pockets: Seven Pockets One main compartment. One laptop pocket. Two front zip pockets, notebook size. Two mesh water bottle pockets on sides, accessible when expanded. One back pocket, can be used to store straps or can fit folders and papers. Material: Polyester, Waterproof and Scratch Resistant Size: 16”H, 12.2”L, 1.6”W, Expands to 5.9”W. Fits 15.6 inch laptop ~5 Liters, Expands to ~18 Liters Colors: Blue and Black, Black and Red, Blue, Gray with Butterfly Print, Dark Gray, Black and Light Orange, Gray, Blue/Gold marble Pattern, Black with Pink Peonies, Pink, Black, Blue and Gray, Dark Red and Black Details: ● Top handle ● Straps can be tucked away into back pocket ● Expands to add additional 4.3 inches of width ● One additional pocket inside main compartment ● Soft lining in laptop pocket ● Luggage strap ● USB port ● Waterproof and Scratch Resistant

[molinaesque]

"You know what inspires me? When there's no one in the house… and I'm all alone to do whatever I want." - Walton Goggins, Mulholland Distilling (2023) (x)

[kimberlyklassy]

Does green suit me on Saturday? 🗯

[rollersfataft]