#30 minutes in heaven

[heatwa-ves]

she stone on my ocean

[tallphonse]

the havoc in heaven

[respectthepetty]

When the show tells us in the first episode that one of the twins is straight.

*growth*

[skj-weebmam]

Hua Cheng

[roseandblossom]

On the chicken noodle soup issue

Frankly chicken noodle soup bores me to tears but also its supposed to be good for the soul and its soup season so here's a version that is a billion times better for helping you reach enlightenment (and fighting off colds)

First things first you are going to find a rotiessier chicken and shred that bad boy up. You can cook your own chicken if you want to, but why put in the extra work?

Slice up 2 relatively large shallots, mince approx a 1 in or more knob of ginger, and throw in some minced garlic for good measure

Throw the ginger and the shallots into a pot with some oil (I use vegetable) over medium heat and cook until everything is soft. At some point in the process you are going to add the garlic too, just make sure it doesn't burn

This is where it is gets interesting. Take about half a jar of Thai green curry paste and add that to the pot, cook it stirring CONSTANTLY for a minute

Now that we've caramelized our curry pasta a bit, you are going to add 4 to 6 cups of chicken broth (depending on how strong you want the flavor to be), a can of coconut milk, roughly 2 tbs fish sauce, the juice from 1-2 limes, 4 tps brown sugar, a pinch of salt (which is unnecessary if you don't use low sodium chicken broth) and a 1/2 tps of turmeric (all of this is subject to debate, I start with this and usually add more based on the vibe, feel free to add other spices if you think it'll make it taste better)

Stir that all up and let it simmer on low while you prep some glass rice noodles (you can let them soak beforehand or boil them, I boil because I'm impatient). To speed up the process, start the water boiling when you start your soup, but make sure the soup simmers for at least 10 minutes, tasting constantly

To serve, put some of the chicken and the noodles in a bowl. Don't worry about heating them up, the broth will do that for you. Top with green onions, cilantro, more lime, and Sriracha (I am a slut for spicy chili crisp so I sometimes use that instead for a little heat) and voila, the superior chicken noodle soup

[ao3screenshotss]

okay i actually can’t find this comic so tgcf tumblr pls help me

it was a comic (i think on twitter) with xie lian and his encounter with the venerable of empty words - i think it was on twitter?

i can’t remember if it was the your house will break down in a week scene or your wife will be disfigured and something scene (although i’m not actually sure if that’s canon, i might have gotten that from a fanfic)

i think it had 4 pages but i’m not certain

and there was this one drawing where xl looked kinda crazy and you could see his cursed shackles on his neck and they were kinda horrifying? not the lock pattern you normally see with cursed shackles but kinda ovaly like black sourdough starter? it looked really cool - just imagine sourdough starter like the ones you see on tiktok but black coloured in a stripe on his neck

and there was a reply (which is why i think it was on twitter cause i remember reading it) that pointed out how xl’s shackles looked scary

if anyone finds this or has seen it so i don’t think i’m just making this up please tell me i would greatly appreciate it thank you so much 🙏🙏🙏

[h1mejoshi]

bruh im gonna be gone for three whole days thats crazy (im gonna forget ab my phone by tmrw)

[yusuke-of-valla]

Every time I hear someone complain that Alola has too much dialogue I do get closer to snapping

[i3utterflyeffect]

HI. ECHOES HAS UNLOCKED SOMETHING INSANE IN MY HEAD I THINK. ANYWAY. HERE'S MORE CONTENT OF THEM.

(song is Donut Hole; Kyo cover is by MioDioDaVinci on Youtube)

[bravevolunteer]

implied major f.naf spoilers under the cut

and if i said lune and i are already planning a canon divergent half-siblings roommate au for our movie verse mike and vanessa

[solplease]

ok hi i just finished listening to the txt album

[skj-weebmam]

I drew hua cheng

It was almost done needed some details in the sword, skin and shows but then my computer restarted so this was all i could get, but its still nice tho.

It is inspired by a post I saw on Pinterest, but unfortunately I can't find the post :(

[delicatefury]

To be fair, I burnt both my hands last week while cooking and the only reason I didn’t post about it was because removing my hands from the cool pack for more than 15 seconds was agony.

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[cosmically-intertwined]

watching conan gray’s instagram live as if I’m on facetime with my long distance partner I haven’t seen in months

[alastor-simp]

Alastor x Reader - Sleeping On His Lap

Here is my attempt at a Alastor x reader fanfiction. Took me awhile to kinda get into his character so please don't be mad if Alastor seems a bit off. Enjoy!

Sigh, it was another eventful day at the Happy Hotel, or Hazbin Hotel as it was now called as a certain deer demon decided to change the name. You had spent all day doing certain tasks around the hotel such as helping Charlie create posters for the hotel, clean the rooms with Nifty, break up the brawl between Vaggie and Angel Dust as he had pissed her off one too many times and organize the bar for Husk as he was passed out drunk. You could have refused to do these things, but you enjoyed helping people, so it made it all worth it.

You had started working at the hotel after you had saw Charlie singing on the 666 news about the hotel and redeeming demons, only for her idea to be made a laughing stock upon everyone who watched the broadcast. You actually had mixed feelings about the whole redeeming thing, seeing as you weren't sure if someone like you could be sent to heaven, despite not being a very big criminal during your time when you were alive, but apparently doing a little shoplifting is enough to send you a one way ticket to hell. Charlie's words did inspire you a little bit, so even if you felt that you couldn't be redeemed, others probably had a better chance, so you decided to head to the hotel and ask for a job after the broadcast was cut off from the brawl with Charlie and Katie Killjoy. You were hired in a split second and immediately pulled into a bear hug by Charlie, and then introduced you to the others.

Back to the present, you began to feel extremely exhausted from moving around everywhere, so you headed over to one of the rooms with the long couches so you could take a rest. Heading into one of the rooms, you peeped around and saw that no one was there, which made it better as you really needed some peace and quiet. Heaving a deep sigh, you sat down on the couch, turning and falling back, as you laid your body down, with your head facing the front of the couch. "What a long day", thinking to yourself as your eyes slowly began to close and you were lulled into a deep sleep.

**2 Hours Later**

As you were sleeping, you felt the sensation of someone petting your head, the soothing feeling had awoken you a bit, but you quickly fell back asleep at the warm touch. You could feel that you were holding something in your dreams, and you assumed it was one of the pillows on the couch, so you brought it closer to your face and nuzzled it. "Mm, smells nice ", as the scent from the pillow was making you more relaxed, as it reminded you of a being in the middle of a deep forest. After sleeping for 30 more minutes, you slowly began to open your eyes, and try to make out what was in front of you. Expecting to see a pillow, you saw red stripes in front of you, "Huh?" As you were still trying to make out what was in front of you, a loud voice interrupted your thoughts: "Ah, awake now are we?", said a static voice above you. Eyes opening wide, you looked up from your position and saw Alastor staring down at you with his trademark smile. Slowly, you began to piece together that you were laying on his lap, and nuzzled into his chest as you were sleeping. "AHHHH", jumping up from your position, you rolled off his lap, and your body fell to the ground as you stared at Alastor in shock, as he continued to look at you with his glowing eyes, amused at your reaction. "Um, h-how long was I sleeping on your lap?", you softly asked, as your face was red, but your eyes were showing fear, as you remembered that Alastor did not like to be touch, and you happened to hug him in your sleep. "HAHA, For quite a while, darling. It was a very busy day, I assume?", Alastor said as he placed his arm on the armrest of the couch, and his hand against his cheek, smiling even wider.

Nodding your head, you slowly got up from your position, and started apologizing to Alastor, eyes aiming towards the ground and fingers twiddling together. Alastor raised an eyebrow and wondered why you were apologizing, to which you answered that you had hugged him in your sleep, and that he made it very aware that he did not enjoy physical contact from someone unless he initiated it, feeling extremely bad if you made him uncomfortable. Listening to you, Alastor's smile relaxed to a small grin as he looked at you with gentle eyes. He did admit that he was not use to being touch by others, and was quite surprised from the sleep hug, but he didn't detest it as much coming from you, which boggled his mind completely. It must be due to your kind and innocent nature that made him react different around you, as he was used to more of the common riff raff being terrified of him or trying to battle in a turf war, but how you were with him, made his black heart melt.

Feeling that Alastor was upset as he didn't respond to your apology, you quickly excused yourself and began to head over to the door to leave. A loud SNAP was heard and before you knew it, you had been teleported back on to the couch, this time being seated on Alastors lap. "A-Al, what are you doing?!", your face began to become as red as his hair, while your eyes stared at Alastor in shock. Smiling at you, Alastor moved his hand to your chin and tilted your face up: "There is no need to apologize, darling. If I had been upset about you hugging me, you possibly w̩͉͍̱̍̂̉̊o̫̼̐̎̋͜u͚͌l̳̓d̠͉̗͋̔͞'̼̳̣̼͊̏̾̾t͜͝ ͕̱͐͠ḇ̅e̙͗ ͍͓͔̱͍͛̔͌͘͞a̝̜̘̎́͒ḽ͒í̱̙̈́v̧̌e̠͠ ̢̹̜́́̈̀ͅr̲͇̳̅̽͌i̩͈̒̅ĝ̲̦̎ẖ̛̳̲͙̀͌̽͘ͅt͉̅ ͖̞͍̞́̋͛͛ň͚̫̦́͂̿͟o̱͌w̡̕" he said, as his eyes flashed for a second into radio dials. "However! I am not opposed to be touched by you. So no need to apologize, my dear.", Alastor said as he continued to smile at you widely, but his glowing eyes were looking at you softly, letting you know that he was not angry with you. Feeling shy, you turned your head away from Alastor, muttering a soft okay, as your heart was beating rapidly. "Smile my dear!" Alastor said as he moved his hand from your chin to your cheek, to have you look at him again. Baring through the embarrassing situation, you gave Al a small smile, which pleased him. "You always over do it, darling. While Charlie and I appreciate your efforts at helping the hotel, it does no good to work yourself to the point of fatigue. If you are ever feeling exhausted and need a break, don't be hesitant to come find me, as my radio tower is open to you. Understand, my dear?" said Alastor, as he leaned closer towards you, making you flustered again.

Nodding your head was enough to let Alastor knew you understood as he chuckled, while sliding you off his lap, and as he stood up from the couch. "Now then, we should probably head back to the lobby before the others get worried about our lack of presence.", He said, as he straighten his coat out, while turning towards you, extending his hand out for you to take it. "Yeah we should", as you grabbed his hand, and made your way with him back to the lobby. You were still trying to process what just happened between you and Alastor, but you feel like you both have become much closer then before, and you didn't mind it one bit.

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

literally the only reason ninja bodyguard is hard for me at all is cuz of the stupid alternating between the a-button and d-pad. though also thinking about it i think that's probably cuz of dyspraxia and not adhd hfvfgxfdgfgs-