#30 minutes in heaven

[reborn-from-taxes]

God help me

[heatwa-ves]

she stone on my ocean

[tallphonse]

the havoc in heaven

[respectthepetty]

When the show tells us in the first episode that one of the twins is straight.

*growth*

[skj-weebmam]

Hua Cheng

[roseandblossom]

On the chicken noodle soup issue

Frankly chicken noodle soup bores me to tears but also its supposed to be good for the soul and its soup season so here's a version that is a billion times better for helping you reach enlightenment (and fighting off colds)

First things first you are going to find a rotiessier chicken and shred that bad boy up. You can cook your own chicken if you want to, but why put in the extra work?

Slice up 2 relatively large shallots, mince approx a 1 in or more knob of ginger, and throw in some minced garlic for good measure

Throw the ginger and the shallots into a pot with some oil (I use vegetable) over medium heat and cook until everything is soft. At some point in the process you are going to add the garlic too, just make sure it doesn't burn

This is where it is gets interesting. Take about half a jar of Thai green curry paste and add that to the pot, cook it stirring CONSTANTLY for a minute

Now that we've caramelized our curry pasta a bit, you are going to add 4 to 6 cups of chicken broth (depending on how strong you want the flavor to be), a can of coconut milk, roughly 2 tbs fish sauce, the juice from 1-2 limes, 4 tps brown sugar, a pinch of salt (which is unnecessary if you don't use low sodium chicken broth) and a 1/2 tps of turmeric (all of this is subject to debate, I start with this and usually add more based on the vibe, feel free to add other spices if you think it'll make it taste better)

Stir that all up and let it simmer on low while you prep some glass rice noodles (you can let them soak beforehand or boil them, I boil because I'm impatient). To speed up the process, start the water boiling when you start your soup, but make sure the soup simmers for at least 10 minutes, tasting constantly

To serve, put some of the chicken and the noodles in a bowl. Don't worry about heating them up, the broth will do that for you. Top with green onions, cilantro, more lime, and Sriracha (I am a slut for spicy chili crisp so I sometimes use that instead for a little heat) and voila, the superior chicken noodle soup

[ao3screenshotss]

okay i actually can’t find this comic so tgcf tumblr pls help me

it was a comic (i think on twitter) with xie lian and his encounter with the venerable of empty words - i think it was on twitter?

i can’t remember if it was the your house will break down in a week scene or your wife will be disfigured and something scene (although i’m not actually sure if that’s canon, i might have gotten that from a fanfic)

i think it had 4 pages but i’m not certain

and there was this one drawing where xl looked kinda crazy and you could see his cursed shackles on his neck and they were kinda horrifying? not the lock pattern you normally see with cursed shackles but kinda ovaly like black sourdough starter? it looked really cool - just imagine sourdough starter like the ones you see on tiktok but black coloured in a stripe on his neck

and there was a reply (which is why i think it was on twitter cause i remember reading it) that pointed out how xl’s shackles looked scary

if anyone finds this or has seen it so i don’t think i’m just making this up please tell me i would greatly appreciate it thank you so much 🙏🙏🙏

[h1mejoshi]

bruh im gonna be gone for three whole days thats crazy (im gonna forget ab my phone by tmrw)

[yusuke-of-valla]

Every time I hear someone complain that Alola has too much dialogue I do get closer to snapping

[i3utterflyeffect]

HI. ECHOES HAS UNLOCKED SOMETHING INSANE IN MY HEAD I THINK. ANYWAY. HERE'S MORE CONTENT OF THEM.

(song is Donut Hole; Kyo cover is by MioDioDaVinci on Youtube)

[bravevolunteer]

implied major f.naf spoilers under the cut

and if i said lune and i are already planning a canon divergent half-siblings roommate au for our movie verse mike and vanessa

[asexualbookbird]

oh completely forgot i was reading an ebook from 2014 to try to get me out of this reading rut lol glad thats working

[solplease]

ok hi i just finished listening to the txt album

[skj-weebmam]

I drew hua cheng

It was almost done needed some details in the sword, skin and shows but then my computer restarted so this was all i could get, but its still nice tho.

It is inspired by a post I saw on Pinterest, but unfortunately I can't find the post :(

[delicatefury]

To be fair, I burnt both my hands last week while cooking and the only reason I didn’t post about it was because removing my hands from the cool pack for more than 15 seconds was agony.

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[cosmically-intertwined]

watching conan gray’s instagram live as if I’m on facetime with my long distance partner I haven’t seen in months