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where's the "can someone please be proud ofe, like fuck i'm trying my best" post when you need it
#last 4 days i have walked 2 miled everyday#which has the added benefits of making me 1) drink enough water to be hydrated and 2) eat mire then 200 calories a day#so#3 birds one stone#but no one is Proud of me for trying to be better and i am upset kansjs#just . trying to get out more since i've been feeling alone and lonely lol#its . working ? technically???#when im on the walk i feel good and not that alone or anything but like . it does kick back in#which is fair. because i AM alone LMAO#i laugh abt it (and i do rlly laugh) because i will be even more sad if i don't and i rlly don't want to be sad
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commiting crimes by treating myself 👍
#at least it's not benzos and it's just#betablockers#3 birds one stone#for legal purposes this is a joke
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I need all of you to HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT
The Qing Jing trio but they're dating. Somewhat. At least BingFan are. Ning Yingying has a queerplatonic thing going on with both of them.
Like for some reason BingFan are co-head disciples and constantly trying to one up each other (in a very homoerotic way mind you). NYY feels left out so she secretly takes lessons from LQG so she could be on par with both of them.
This leads to her cultivation significantly improving and she can even topple MF over in a sparing match. LBH of course tries to give a backhanded remark before promptly getting thrown to the ground by NYY too.
Eventually when the Conference arrives and NYY actually gets selected too. All three go together and when the canon event happens, MF tries to pull LBH up but falters. They both end up falling in and NYY tries to pull them both up but ends up falling in too.
SQQ is panicking because "ohhhh fuck oh fuck. Ning Yingying and Ming Fan are going to die there. Of course LBh will be fine, but those two?"
Anyway he goes back to Qing Jing and does his whole mourning thing, and then all three come out and take over the demon realm.
SQH is the first to find out and was like "What... What the fuck?! That's not supposed to happen?!"
Eventually they go to Qing Jing and give SQQ the scare of a lifetime. Soon he gets used to it because aww his little ducklings are back 🥹
Just ignore that now all three can bring fear into a demon's heart. They're just his little babies. It's so unfortunate that he missed Ning Yingying and Luo Binghe's marriage :(
Huh, why does Ming Fan have a ring too? 🤔🤨
#this is also the au I throw SJ into another peak#its my fanmade future seeing peak if you want to know :)#you can rip jiuyuan out of my cold dead hands :D#svsss#mingbingying#bingfan#bingyingfan#idk what their ship name would be#and like its kinda cool#nyy deserves more screentime and to be scary#and I really like the qj trio#so like I basically killed 3-4 birds with one stone :)#Qing Jing trio#luo binghe#ming fan#ning yingying#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#ignore me im insane#like actually
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More George Lucas debunking misconceptions about the Prequel Jedi:
"Anakin killed the Jedi in retaliation. They failed him, betrayed him and didn't allow him to have a relationship, so he killed them all."
"[In Revenge of the Sith] The controversy is going to be that people expect some horrible, horrific thing to happen to [Anakin] that caused him to [become Darth Vader]. It's much subtler. It's something that everybody faces— when you're looking at yourself, you can see your good and your bad, and say, "Is this a selfish choice or is this a compassionate choice? And once I get something, what would I do to keep from losing it? Would I make a pact with the devil to keep it?" - Entertainment Weekly #785, 2004
"… some of the people had a hard time with the reason that Anakin goes bad. [...] They wanted a real betrayal, such as, "You tried to kill me so now I'm going to try and kill you." They didn't seem to understand the fact that Anakin is simply greedy. There is no revenge." - The Making of Revenge of The Sith, page 188
"The rest of the Jedi have dogmatically forgotten how to love out of fear of having attachments, Qui-Gon is the only one who knows that you can love people selflessly, without getting possessive."
"The fact that everything must change and that things come and go through his life and that he can't hold onto things, which is a basic Jedi philosophy that he isn't willing to accept emotionally and the reason that is because he was raised by his mother rather than the Jedi. If he'd have been taken in his first year and started to study to be a Jedi, he wouldn't have this particular connection as strong as it is and he'd have been trained to love people but not to become attached to them. But he has become attached to his mother and he will become attached to Padmé and these things are, for a Jedi, who needs to have a clear mind and not be influenced by threats to their attachments, a dangerous situation." - Attack of the Clones, Director’s Commentary, 2002
"Obviously, it’s a progression. But in [Attack of the Clones], you begin to see that he has a fear of losing things, fear of losing his mother. And as a result, he wants to begin to control things, he wants to become more powerful. And these are not Jedi traits. And part of this is because he started to be trained so late in life, that he had already formed these attachments. And for a Jedi, attachment is forbidden. You can love people, but you have to love them unconditionally, in terms that you can’t hold on to them." - CNN, “Countdown to the Clones”, 2002
"The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth. They’re not supposed to form attachments. They can love people - in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody. And the ultimate state of greed is the desire to cheat death." - The Making of Revenge of The Sith, page 213
"Ultimately for a Jedi Knight, it’s very easy to give up. One of the things they give up is marriage. They can still love people. But they can’t possess them. They can’t own them. They can’t demand that they do things. They have to be able to accept the fact, one, their mortality, that they are going to die. And not worry about it. That the loved ones they have, everything they love is going to die and they can’t do anything about it." - Celebration V, Main Event, 2010
"The Jedi in The High Republic are the Jedi in their prime/heyday. By the time of the Prequels, they've become political and dispassionate/prohibitive."
"[In Phantom Menace] you see the heyday of the Jedi, when they are the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, sort of like the old marshals out West. And there's thousands of them." - Vanity Fair, 1999
"We've actually never seen real Jedi at work, we've only seen crippled half-droid half-men, and young boys that had learned from these old people. So to see a Jedi in his prime fighting in the prime of the Jedi, I want it to be a much more energetic and faster version of what we've been doing." - The Phantom Menace, “Fights”, 2001
"Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships." - BBC News, 2002
"[When Obi-Wan talks to Anakin about politicians, we learn about] the Jedi’s disenchantment with the political process, due to the corruption and the ineffectiveness of the Senate." - Attack of the Clones, Director’s Commentary, 2002
"The Jedi aren't really allowed to be involved in the political process. They're [present in the Senate when Palpatine is given emergency powers], but they can't suddenly step up and say, "No, no. You can't do that." They have to let the political process go." - Attack of the Clones, Commentary Track #2, 2002
#this was in my drafts for a while#and I noticed I hadn't shared 3-4 of these quotes yet like -the EW one -the 'disenchantment' one or -the CNN one#so I figured I'd do two birds one stone; update it quickly with the new quotes & share it#george lucas#jedi order#long post#collection of quotes#star wars#in defense of the jedi#pro jedi
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"Rexerrr?~ I got you a present, my lord~"
>[Bartholomew has returned, currently wearing a disguise. Having taken the form of the very same man laying on the floor, having dropped out of the portal above. @wordsofthespirits ]
>[Of course, per usual, his face looks different, the inhumanly wide smile, the many eyes, that off behavior of his.]
>[ @deadworld-fakeprotagonist]
[Not counted as an event ask bc this is going to be a loooong ass thread between 3 folks (maybe). It was sent before yall did Rexer/Robin dirty. Sorry boys ; ×; ]
Rexer's head practically snapped to look over at the voice. Seeing such a familiar face, it alarmed the time keeper at first, but seeing the second body upon the floor, the [-PROTAGONIST-] was quick to clear up the assumption he made mentally.
> "If you call me that again, I won't hesitate to kill you. Do not call me that."
Seems like someone is still touchy about the name, but he can't stop anyone from. Calling him such things, he sadly does not have that power as much as he wished he could.
Looking at the man on the floor, Rexer narrowed his eyes. When he asked for information, he didn't mean bringing it physically here to his abode. That was going to be a problem if they noticed each other.
> "He can't stay here. We already have a guest here."
He makes the notion to Robin, who still lays unconscious from his prior experiences. It looks like he was in the middle of preparing what to do with the other until Bartholomew dropped in.
He didn't even thank or praise Bartholomew for his generous gift.
#// protagonists catastrophe#// uhhh idk what to tag this in case this is a weird 3 way rp-#// fuck it we ball#// two birds one stone . rp#// just in case 😭😭
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I’d do anything for you, Mrs. Highness

[ID: a digital painting of two original stylised Flatland characters, named Atlas and Chief Jr.
Atlas is a stone grey isosceles triangle with a navy tail with a V-shaped end, navy limbs, one eye with a star-shaped pupil, a bushy black eyebrow, chipped top and bottom right corners, and scars on his left side and eye.
Chief Jr. is a light grey and dark purple circle with a crescent moon pattern on his body, dark purple limbs and a tail that ends in a C-shaped tip, a glossy eyelid and long beaded eyelashes. He is wearing a black crown.
Chief is walking in front of Atlas on a dirt path and looking over to the left, as if looking back at Atlas. He is posed mid-stride and both of his hands are held away from his body. His left hand is loosely pointing the index finger at nothing in particular, and his right hand is held out to catch a falling raindrop. Atlas is running towards Chief and holding out a black umbrella to cover him with. He is looking straight at Chief and has a slightly panicked expression.
The background is a dirt path cutting through a lush meadow. The sky is blue, but fades to white closer to the horizon. Some green hills are in the distance. There are some light raindrops falling from a cloud just out of view at the top right of the scene.
End ID].
detail close-ups / small symbolism explanation / silly thing under the cut




[ID: four close-up shots of the above image. The first shows Atlas’s arm. The second shows Chief’s leg and arm. The third shows the umbrella. The fourth shows the grass and shadows. End ID].
Obviously the biggest and most prominent aspect of this is Atlas doing his best to shield Chief from the rain with the single umbrella as quickly as he can, at the expense of being soaked himself. He sees Chief’s comfort as being far more important than his own, so he’ll be the one to provide that comfort to him. He could choose to cover both of them with the umbrella, but he prioritises getting Chief completely covered first (or even just partially covering both of them).
Another thing being their placements; Atlas is farther away, and thus seems smaller than Chief. Something something smaller = less important, despite the fact that Atlas is physically much larger than Chief when stood side-by-side.
The grass near Atlas is yellower than that near Chief. Chief is surrounded by dark green grass. In essence, the grass is in poorer condition near Atlas, while it is healthier near Chief to symbolise the different paths in life they’ve led thus far.
also some potential endings especially for my two pathetic little guys <3 romantic walk through the meadow ruined by natural causes


[ID: two digital monochrome doodles of Atlas and Chief Jr. on grey backgrounds.
In the first image, Atlas is holding onto the umbrella, that has turned inside-out due to strong wind, while being dragged along and scrapping his heels on the ground. His eye is closed and he has a strained expression. Chief is stood in the back with an unimpressed look.
In the second image, they are stood together with Atlas holding the umbrella over Chief. They are both looking at one another and blushing, with Chief’s tail wrapped around Atlas’s. The rain is hitting off the umbrella and Atlas. Under this illustration is a smaller one, showing Atlas and Chief in the same poses but with their tails separated and their umbrella obliterated after being struck by lighting.
End ID].
#long post#TOXIC SHAPE YAOI !!#practiced both perspective AND backgrounds for this one ARGGHHHHHH#two birds with one stone ig#struggling for a title for this one lads so to the Atlas playlist i went#this took way too long it was done over the course of like. 3 days#or maybe it was 5 days#i don’t remember#anyways it took a long time. the longest i’ve ever spent on a piece i think#flatland#oc#atlas huntsworth#chief jr.#tw scopophobia#📎#i’ve literally drawn these two together like three times max.#despite saying that they are almost never seen without each other. fixing that rn
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lovingly titled the "disaster girl" save
#figured since i actually have pics of the shenanigans i was ranting ab i might as well post them#i wanted to try making a gif + try out some psds so 2-3 birds one stone really#psds used are by awkwardwhims btw#“take a good look bc this will be rainns last post” me when i lie#idk i might still delete this later#it feels weird to post gameplay for some reason#ts4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 edit#the sims 4#dl#?#idk im in a mood#*rainn
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For the WIP Word Guessing Game…
“Sunset” 🌅
I didn't have this one, so I wrote you some sentences instead:
Robin’s sitting atop the kitchen counter, all the lights off aside from the one above the stove, just enough to cast ominous shadows against the cupboards. Her parents have been asleep for hours, but something’s keeping her up—a restlessness running through her, making her legs twitch, heels clacking against the cupboard doors noisily. She’s antsy, toes flexing with the desire to run. She recognizes the feeling from being trapped beneath Starcourt, from flinging fireworks at a monster straight from a little kid’s nightmares. There’d been something to do then, something to run toward, or flee from. She’s not sure what to do with that same urge at one in the morning alone in her kitchen.
#opened my laptop to write your sentences and wrote an entire fic. One of the requested one's for the spotify ask game#so thanks for the two birds one stone assist! lmao#I'll probably post it tomorrow <3#asks
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caela turn sequence test thing i do NOT KNOW
@creaturefeaster // @chickenstab
#this took a billion tries man#i had to go back and darken her nose or else it would disappear and reappear#it pissed me off but im pretty happy with how it turned out#i also just had to play around with the bg colors because uhhhhh uhmmmm ummm#i havent animated in quite some time PLUS i nevee knew how to draw people turning their heads#so i killed two birds with one stone with this 💪💪#critisisms are appreciated too btw :3#colorquest#caela colorquest
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#polls#art#feels#omg a 3 day option#yay#I never got to draw caracalla#feel like if I did it now I could blow kid!jj out of the water#bust her can't draw butt#give the little whipper snapper another crack#end them#never forget the day I went to an early test and julian surrounded by soju and snacks showed up#staff def was killing 2 birds with one stone with still life prep and the after party
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Before you start i need you to know that knowing what's up with those two dudes will not make you happy in fact it will make any pre existing woes worse. It's the Mickey's dicksmasher of emotional rollercoaster ships.
The protagonist however!! Yuji is a little sunshine child. Absolute autism creature of an anime boy. He's also got something going on with his classmate but they're not as doomed
Ah so this is essentially Vashwood!! What fun I always wanted to witness another ship so tragic it caused me to lose braincells
#going into this willingly but I will also be gripping you by the shoulders when I witness The Horrors#my brother wanted me to watch JJK with him anyways so :3 two birds one stone!!!#shark hooked
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the biphobic side of bg3twt when i lock in the shadowheart romance on my astarion origin run:
#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#shadowheart#astarion#jess.txt#i got temporarily bored with makaria in act three again so i’m doing smth else for a bit#killing multiple birds with one stone#ik it’s not like. Anyone’s thing apparently. but i’m excited to try it out :)#the only thing better than makaria dating both of them is all of them dating each other. so we’ll see what happens#bloodloss#shadowstar
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I do not need to write a new fanfic, I have too many unfinished fanfics, I have too many I haven’t looked at in years, I get messages to update old ones all the time, I do not need to write a new fanfic, I have too many unfinished fanfics, I have too many I haven’t looked at in years, I get messages to update old ones all the time, I do not need to write-
#raineyrambles#I’ve been watching marvel movies with my sister and the writing urge has come back#and unfortunately it’s not for my Loki fanfic that’s been collecting dust#might kill two birds with one stone and dust off an old first avenger fic#I have like 3 💀#my writing#writing
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The lonely endeavor of trying to find a niche fic that you know doesn't exist and that if you want to read it you need to make it yourself
#i have 3#1. i want dc characters to be confronted w the fact that they are fictional characters within comic books at the whims of writers and fans#like that one scp-001 proposal#2. i need smallville clark kent to meet a version of bruce wayne#the one from gotham or battison idrc take your pic#2b similarly id like battinson to have a superman so this could be 2 birds one stone#3. lastly i just want a young justice comics crossover with the cartoon via dimension travel#this ones more tricky cause this already exists but not as many or as long; and ill be honest a lot are very fanony and ooc#this last ones gotten to the point where im plotting it out myself and staging out my perfect storyline#now if only I knew how to write#if i get really desperate im willing to do an art trade or just commission a writer#dc#fanfic#shut up tiffy
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Whumperless Whump Event: Like a record, baby: Struggling to stand
Free Birds And Fiddlers
cw: recent injury, recent near drowning, unreliable narrator, male whumpee female caretaker
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Kevin gasped has he clutched Rynn's arm. She had pulled him to his feet at his request, but as the action flared every nerve in his body more than he expected it to, he was quickly regretting that request.
It was several days since he made his deal with Julian. He would be under guard until he had healed enough for Julian to believe he would be able to survive in the woods alone, or the end of the month- whichever came first. After that, Julian was not to come after him, to send anyone after him, to follow him, or even to cross his path. He was to be released from his vows of loyalty he had sworn all those years ago, though he considered them null with the first armed guard stationed at his door anyway.
In less than a month, he would be free.
For now, he needed to focus on standing on his own two feet.
He was still weak from blood loss and injury. His head was pounding anew against his skull as if that would heal his leg faster. And of course his leg, still feeling like a harpoon shot through it as an anchor point to dangle him over a cliff from.
All that combined with the stiffness that came with barely moving out of bed for the past week, and he could barely move from where he now stood, clutching at the medic in front of him, gasping for air with salt-scraped lungs.
"Hey, it's ok, just breathe alright? You're doing great."
He grit his teeth more from the patronizing tone than the pain. He'd have to bear it if he wanted to get out.
He tried putting his bad leg down, but even before he put weight on it, it screamed in pain. But he said he was going to get to the chair so he would.
He took as deep a breath as he could manage, and took a step forward, more pulling himself than walking.
His hands were shaking, and he felt light headed by the time he was lowered into the chair only a few steps away. He ignored the encouragements, it wasn't going to affect anything. He let her change his bandage, making sure he didn't pop any stitches in the exertion.
All he could think about as he carefully sipped the tea waiting for him was that Julian was never going to let him go in this condition.
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@whumperless-whump-event
#whumperless whump event day 3#whumperless whump event#Free Birds And Fiddlers#Kevin my dear oc#OC: Rynn Stone#A bit of a short one but satisfies the prompt#OC: Julian Brown
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finally got to watch the halftime show ive got no words...
#its not about drake it was never about drake at all...#how does he always manage to kill like 40 birds in one stone with everything he does#like obvs i know he loves a double / triple entendre in his lyrics lmao#but that show was sooo tight and beautifully layered symbolically / culturally / politically#its all so fitting and perfect it genuinely makes me wonder how much of the album was influenced by his knowledge that hed do the superbowl#considering it was confirmed back in september almost 3 months before he released gnx#turn the tv off......#k
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