#3 are the banners from his empires in empires smp

[crazycritters13]

Night Five - Lore

Highlighted things and their meanings in tags !

[altercrafting]

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Scott Smajor - he/hue/hell/rots/gores/guts

sources ill do rqs for : dsmp, ausmp¹, hermitcraft (especially s9 - 10), empires smp (especially s2), life series, witchcraft smp, team crafted, main channel yogscast + some yogscast duncan.

bold sources I'm most familiar with! sometimes, my memory is rusty, and I may get things wrong sometimes. :(

¹ I'm most familiar with my source when it comes to AUSMP.

i can also add on pk content if asked. Packs will take longer. But I am willing to do stuff such as: pk banners, pk colors, (simple) pk descs, (simple) pk display names, and proxies.

I'll also do (limted to blorbos) ; moodboards / outfit boards, pfp mask edits (taking a faceclaim and putting it on an overlay), simple rentry frame edit.

Extra stuff may or may not be completed. It's dependent on spoons. :]

blorbo list: philza, wilbur soot, technoblade, tubbo, schlatt, quackity, tommyinnit, scott smajor, tangotek, jimmy solidarity, skydoesminecraft, deadlox, xephos, lalnable, setosorcerer

Mod Packet : 🐛💌

HI!!! I'm mod packet :3 you may know me from @alterpack-drivethru !!! I work there too!!! We use it/its collectively, but most neos work too! I'm a busy busy bee, but I love making alter packs! I am most knowledgeable in:

DSMP

QSMP

Hermitcraft (+ life series)

YHS (I have a. Personal rewrite happening in our head)

30daySMP

Scu/slimecicle cenimatic universe

OSMP

Witchcraft smp

New Life SMP

Empires s1 & s2

SDMP

HIGHCRAFT (I LOGVE HIGHCRAFT)

Tangos Create Series

TEAM CRAFTED !!!

EPIC SMP

I generally do similar extra add-ons as Scott does, but i dont take request for them. I may do some with request, but generally its whenever we want to. There's no guarantee that it'll get done or won't take a large amount of time. No blorbo list, i am too eepy to think of them. Thank u for reading!

[necroangelz]

so fight the past, take back the night !!

day 6 of @ebiuxxxx's event

“ your f/o or a song that reminds you of your f/o‎‎. ”

EMPIRES S1!MYTHICALSAUSAGE PLAYLIST! click the link there or in the song lyrics. um um yeah I'm in love with a guy named sausage from a Minecraft series. so what.

rambling and plaintext for the header under the cut. like/rb appreciated! lil header thingy at the top and the playlist (ofc) were made by me.

NOW PLAYING: Take Back the Night by Tryhardninja !!

edit: omg i. am so stupid i forgot the storybook header plain text lmao. also i am retyping this for the 2nd time bc Tumblr didn't save it the first time help

“ [ picture of Mythland ]

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called Mythland that was built in a dark oak forest.

It was a kingdom of magic, differing magic that came together from many other empires.

[ Mythland banner ] To the left, the banner of Mythland.

It was also a kingdom built on blood. It may not have started that way, but nothing could have stopped the streets running red on blood. ”

plaintext over. i wrote all of that myself I'm so good at everything aren't i. also i was gonna include whoever created the banner bc i think it was mentioned in the series but i got lazy ok

anyway look i really love sausage's corruption arc alright. i think it was really attractive when he was a villain. and i loved his charm and his ambition and his unwavering silliness. i love how he has godlike powers. i love how he spent like, centuries?? trying to find a timeline where his best friend (who turned into a goddess) would survive her death. i love how he gives his friends little shulker box gifts with so many goodies and trinkets. i love the aesthetic of Mythland.

this playlist is really old but i can't edit much rn.... i do love some of the songs i added there but with the other songs it's Very Obvious that it's an old playlist LMAO

i haven't watched smps since the ending of empires s2, but i really loved empires smp back in the day!! i followed every (yes, ALL 12) pov in s2 when it started and watched half the povs in s1 ..... :3

also, fallen kingdom series nostalgia yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

and like ik as a fictionkin i have a lot of f/os, especially some that i loved in my past lives, but i just went with sausage even though i only loved him as a fan bc he's a longtime fav! and also bc it's easy and i already have something to post about him

[welcome-to-my-bullshitery]

Everything In Eret’s Museum

I combed through Eret’s most recent streams for a... few hours to find the names of all the things that Eret has collected in their museum. Feel free to DM me things that i missed or forgot! 

If I have a (?) next to anything, I don’t know what the thing is for, so feel free to DM about those too!

(i put it under the cut bc it’s a LONG post)

Weapons and Tools

Diamantspitzhacke - Niki’s Pickaxe. Name means “Diamond Pickaxe” in German

Techno’s Potato Hoe - The hoe that he used to create his potato farm underneath Pogtopia (ty to @supahjapah for the info!)

Tommy’s Wooden Pickaxe 

Dap Me Up (Shovel) (?)

SAM NOOK’S IRON WILL (sword) (?)

George’s First Wooden Pickaxe

Dream’s First Wooden Pickaxe

Tommy’s Dueling Bow

BOOM C U M (firework launcher) (?)

L’manberg Shields (2)

Fundy’s Las Nevadas Sheild

Dream SMP Manberg-Era Sheild

Guard Sword

Warden Bow

Guard Bow

Netherite Pickaxe (from the Prison)

“Black” Ops (Netherite Something) (?)

Armor

Church Prime Outfit

Hazmat Suit

Tommy’s Robber Outfit

Schlatt’s L’manberg Suit(uncomplete, missing chestplate)

Tommy’s Armor of Some Sort?(uncomplete, missing chestplate)

Tubbo’s Hard Hat + Armor(uncomplete, missing chestplate)

Banners/Flags

Las Nevadas Flag (2)

L’Manberg Banners (2)

Snowchester Flag (1)

Badlands Flag (6)

Techno’s Antarctic Empire Banner (1)

Sheildza (1) (?)

BOOKS (DM IF ANYTHING MISSING)

Independents (Tubbo_, Copy of Original)

Fundy’s Adoption Papers (uncomplete)

$.01 (Dream, Original) (?)

Final Contract (The_Eret, Original)

Sams Bucket Egg Journal 1(uncomplete) - The first journal about how Sam Bucket first found the egg (ty to @snowyh2o for the info!)

Sams Bucket Egg Journal 2(uncomplete) The second journal about how Sam Bucket first found the egg (ty to @snowyh2o for the info!)

Evidence (uncomplete) (?)

McPuffy’s New Employee Contract (uncomplete)

Las Nevadas Membership Contract (uncomplete)

Helpza (FoolishG, Original) - A help letter from Foolish to Philza made during the L’sandberg arc. Phil never received it. (ty to @asc3ndant for the info!)

Leaving For Now (CaptainPuffy, Original)

Merrr Chmmsst (Nihachu, Original) (?)

Merry Christmas (Nihachu, Original)

The Syndicate (Technoblade, Copy of a Copy)

Techno’s Will (Technoblade, Original)

For Tubbo (Tommyinnit, Original)

I”M SORRY! (CaptainPuffy, Original) (?)

Merry Christmas (Nihachu, Original)

LE TRADE BOOK (Ponk, Original) (?)

:) (ItsFundy, Original) (?)

help (Tommyinnit, Original) (?)

King (Eryn, Original) (?)

Friendship (?)

WARDEN ACCESS (awesamdude, Original)

Connors Diary (ConnorEatsPants, Original)

ERET H E L P (FoolishG, Original) - A help letter from Foolish to Eret made during the L’sandberg arc. Eret never received it. (ty to @asc3ndant for the info!)

TUBBO IS ME COL (Tubbo_, Original) (?)

Scarred by Catm (FoolishG, Original) (?)

Box 3 (CaptainPuffy, Original) (?)

VISA (jschlatt, Original)

Happy Birthday (Dream, Original)

OKAY (FoolishG, Original) (?)

<3 #2 (BadBoyHalo, Original?) (?)

Declaration (Tommyinnit, Original)

War Starts Now (Tubbo_, Copy of Original)

Is this War? (FoolishG, Copy of Original) (?)

<3 (BadBoyHalo, Copy of Original) (?)

L’Sandberg Wall (FoolishG, Copy of Original) (?)

A Book From Tommyinnit to Michaelmcchill (wip)

Two Books From The Prison (security reasons??)

Quackity’s Signed Waivers (original)

Wilbur’s Signed Waivers (original) (Under the names of ‘hello sam :)’ [2] and ‘hello again sam :)’

Three Book And Quill that came from the prison

Kingdom Taxes (The_Eret, Copy of Original)

For Dream (Tommyinnit, Original)

Dreams Diary From His Prison Cell

Items (DM IF ANYTHINGS MISSING)

Techno’s Wither

Wilbur’s Redstone For TNT From Dream

Ranboo’s First Coal

Ranboo’s Eye

Pig Spawn Egg (?)

Pain Brownies (Cookie) (?)

Cock (Clock) (?)

TNT Used to Blow Up Community House (2)

Totem of Undying (From Techno)

Infested Stone Bricks (From Ranboo) (63) - Phil accidentally stole them from Ranboo, who got them with his silk touch hands. (ty to @supahjapah for the info!)

Spawner (From Ranboo)

Button Room Button

Red Banquet Soup (2)

The Disk Item Frames

Enchanted Golden Apple (?)

Friendship Flower (Allium)

You Matter Too Eret <3 (Pink Wool From Niki)

Purple Wool (?)

Blue Wool (?)

Techno’s bday Fireworks (5) - Leftover from Technoblade’s birthday stream before he got put in prison (ty to @supahjapah for the info!)

Techno’s B’Day Cake - Leftover from Technoblade’s birthday stream before he got put in prison (ty to @supahjapah for the info!)

Philzarite - Most likely Philza’s first piece of Netherite (ty to @supahjapah for the info!)

1st Emerald Ore From New World

Farmland (From Ranboo) - Donated by Philza. Originally gotten by Ranboo with his silk touch hands. (ty to @supahjapah for the info!)

Friends First Coat (Blue Wool From Friend)

Friends Last Coat (Blue Wool From Friend)

Block of Ghostbur’s Blue

Ghostbur’s Blue (Blue dye) (3)

Chorus Flower (2) - From Ranboo, it was given to him by DreamXD. Apparently it was a big deal to get ‘illegal’ items from god. (ty to @supahjapah for the info!)

Phantom Membrane (4) (?)

Skeleton Skull (?)

Zombie Head (?)

Original L’manberg Wall Blocks (22)

Prime Path Slabs (154)

Prime Path Blocks (31)

End Portal Frame (4) - Most likely from DreamXD (ty to @supahjapah for the info!)

Bells (4) (?)

Bedrock from Michaelmcchl - Michael said he was being tortured and he had one wish from god, and he wished for a piece of bedrock.

Stone from the Prison (Polished Blackstone Bricks) (3)

Dream’s Clock

Pig Spawn Egg (From Drista)

Ghostbur’s Blue From Prison (4)

Builds and Other Things (DM IF ANYTHINGS MISSING)

The Egg

The Camarvan

Ponk’s Lemon Tree

The Final Control Room

Wilbur’s Button Room (ty to @asc3ndant for the info!)

Eret’s Maps

Tubbo’s Trap for Someone - Apparently it’s one of the original reasons Wilbur was added to the server. 

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Edit 08/10/22 - Thanks for over 100 notes on this!! You’re all so sweet!

[taags-old-account]

I posted 22,731 times in 2022

That's 2,656 more posts than 2021!

285 posts created (1%)

22,446 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@kydrakinetic

@draal-the-deadly

@theminecraftbee

@talesofarcadiaforever

@pacificwaternymph

I tagged 3,073 of my posts in 2022

#the arson human talks shit - 130 posts

#favourite - 126 posts

#ask game - 116 posts

#ask games - 116 posts

#thanks for the ask! - 74 posts

#gods and hunters - 47 posts

#writing tips - 43 posts

#tales of arcadia - 38 posts

#yes - 32 posts

#:) - 31 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#'don't let her see your power in the daylight' could be a reference to the trollhunter amulet and sword of daylight and how jim needs to hi

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Sometimes a family isn't a mom, dad, 2.5 children, and a white picket fence. Sometimes it's:

- A near 1000 year old punk wizard boy who needs a hug.

- A very sarcastic talking cat with poor eyesight.

- A plant goddess.

- An Akaridion warrior queen.

- Her little brother, who gives off pure aroace vibes and can build a mind reader in 2 hours.

- A short gremlin king with a very large conspiracy board.

- A dude who's a fan of hard rock, and has a warhammer.

- A very sassy blue child who needs 10 years of therapy.

- The troll history teacher that tried to kill the sassy blue child 10x over. He's also dating the sassy blue child's mother. Troll dad #2 of sassy blue child.

- The Mother Of The Sassy Blue child. Who for some reason didn't think that something was seriously up with her kid. (Plot Armour.)

- A guy who was there for comedy relief, but somehow got a bully redemption arc.

- Purple punk child who got posessed by former evil sorcerer lady once.

- Troll dad #1 of sassy blue child, he likes reading and burning books.

- A Troll covered in moss, he's the wingman and a former pacifist.

- Former evil sorcerer lady with a similar aesthetic to a Marvel Norse God, but actually had a point.

- Adoptive dad of punk wizard boy. Who says he doesn't care that much. But he cares A LOT.

279 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

#4

It's time for some Empires Propaganda...

Come watch Empires SMP Season 2! We have the following:

A little scrunkly goblin man who lives in caves and likes pickles and scams

A catwoman that actively commits crimes against humanity A totally normal human. Yep absolutely a human

A Princess in a pretty pink tutu that will fight entire monster armies (it's secret though hush)

The Sheriff who's definitely not a toy

The witch that got expelled from the academy for destroying reality as we know it

The Dungeon Master who keeps his dubious amounts of smooth stone inside a tomb

A 5ft 11ft god complex personified whose obsessions include dirty jokes, gold, and the word 'Lore'

A reality traveler who decides that trusting nobody and stealing clothes off of corpses is the best chance at survival

The self-appointed princess who decides to trust the little blue lights leading her into the dark cave is a smart idea to get a kingdom banner.

The hardwood seller, whose adoptive father is part rabbit and whose idea of father-son bonding is animal slaughter

Heterochromia but through nefarious skull means. And he's not straight

Pirate who asks nicely first before stealing any of your belongings

The one-night stand of a child who consistently has to deal with both of his 'daddy's' excessively worse-by-day dirty jokes

286 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#3

"If your wondering why I use he/him pronouns for the allays, I just think of them as himbos"

Thanks, Pixl for this new mental image /pos

289 notes - Posted August 4, 2022

#2

Despite TOA being done, I am creating propaganda...

Come Watch Tales Of Arcadia! We Have The Following:

A magic amulet, which gives you really cool silver armour and a death sentence!

Cheeky Wizards x4

Murder board created by a small teen who has the ability to 'Tokyo Drift' a car

A literal hacker/Queen of an entire planet

Crispy

Jim Lake Jr, one of the best animated TV protags I've ever seen.

A hellfire of a movie

Magic Siblings :)

A dog who pisses explosions

MMMMMMMM GLORY

*enters Janus Order* *two aliens are playing techno music* *bones are everywhere* TEEN CENTER!!!!!

Getting possessed by eldritch wizards intent on destroying the world is completely normal.... IT'S FINE.

Strangely specific threats.

Really cool CGI animation.

"bUT A GnoMe IN A DOLLHOUSE??"

an insane amount of AUs

Haha what is this sadness? Why is everyone dying? *Play's STARSET's Unbecoming*

I suggest looking up the definition of 'Moppet'

The entirety of the word 'Buttsnack' being used so casually

"SHUT UP STEVE"

The Goblin Revolution

Jim Lake Jr, one second being the definition of a sweetheart. Two minutes later, "Hey Strickler. *spits in his mouth*"

The Breakfast Reckless Club

Steve's screams.

Troll Jim.

Toby being the bestest friend you could ever ask for

The murder of a highschool principal.

Assassins and Bounty Hunters galore.

See the full post

346 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The defining traits of humanity are NOT sex, romance, and empathy.

The defining traits of humanity are our creativity, adaptability, and our boundless amounts of hubris.

As well as arson.

1,730 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

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[strawberrylemonz]

A Mother for Two

Welcome to the continuation! As always, time to dedicate these chapters! Hope you all enjoy, especially @applepie1000

@petrichormeraki I will fist fight you lmaooo /j

Part 3

Part 4 [CURRENT]

Part 5

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“You two sure you have everything you need?”

“We’re sure, Xisuma, jeez. It’s not like we’re leaving for good, we’ll be back by tonight.”

Grian snickered as Tommy was swiftly swatted on the backside of his head by Xisuma. Huffing, the boy griped as the group walked over to the portal leading to the Hub. As Xisuma gave the two another look over, Grian finally spoke up.

“Tommy and I will be just fine. We’ll just set up the fliers, get supplies, get our asses back here. Done, easy work.”

“Yeah, easy work!”

“Nothing is easy work when the two of you are together for too long. Just don’t cause too much trouble, nothing more than usual.”

After bidding farewell to Xisuma, the two boys walked into the portal. Instantly, voices chatting with each other filled the silence. The two stepped out of the portal and into the Hub. Players of all kinds here entering and leaving several portals. As the two made their way through the portal transportation section, Tommy examined all the portals. 

Hermitcraft

Stampy’s Lovely World

Pixelmon

MCC

Hypixel 

Cops and Robbers

There were so many portals to so many places. He had only been through the Hub to get to MCC. He was always focused on getting to his destination that he didn’t stop to look closely at every other portal around him. Stopping in his tracks, he stared at a ruined portal. It was grand and beautiful, but falling apart. It was cracked and broken, no longer activated. The giant sign above it proudly held it’s name, keeping the world from being forgotten.

SMP EARTH

Grian was walking when he felt something off. Turning around, he noticed that Tommy wasn’t following him. Tilting his head and looking around, he saw that Tommy was just standing there, staring. Excusing himself as he pushed passed the crowd, he eventually made his way to his brother. Before he could get onto his brother for immediately separating from him, he saw what his brother was looking at. Making a humming noise, he nudged Tommy before pulling out a large banner. Tommy nodded in understanding, and helped Grian unravel the banner. Working with haste, the two strung up the banner on the inactive portal. Once it was secured, they stood back and admired their work.

GRAND OPENING!!!! 

HERMITCRAFT PROUDLY PRESENTS:

INNIT AN ADVENTURE?!

We, in Hermitcraft, happily invite you to join us in the opening day of our latest amusement park, Innit an Adventure! Created by our very own TommyInnit, we encourage you to spend the day with us! Come join us as we make unforgettable memories! Keep an eye out for festival week, and join us for a wonderful night of dancing! 

Are you innit with us?

“Looks great!”

“Of course it does, we made it.”

“Yeah yeah, lets just finish the set up.”

Smiling, the two boys set up two podiums underneath the banner. Taking out a good amount of pamphlets and fliers, they neatly set them down on the podiums. Content, the two began to walk away from the portal as people began to stop at the ruin, murmuring in excitement for the adventure park. 

“This is going to be a success, I can already tell you that. Good job, baby brother.”

The two laughed as they made their way through the portal Hub. Grian noticed some people he recognized and waved them over, already pulling pamphlets out of his bag. Tommy laughed as he looked around, fliers in hand, searching for anyone who was willing to get one. That’s when he saw it. Gulping, he quietly walked up to a neon green portal. 

DREAM SMP

Reading the sign attached to the portal, Tommy saw that only whitelisted people could enter. He was whitelisted. He could walk in, right now, and possibly lose his final life tied to the world. Shaking his head, he snapped himself out of his thoughts and scoffed at them. He liked it in Hermitcraft, he didn’t want to leave it for a terrible past. He didn’t have to worry about permanently dying in Hermitcraft. He didn’t have to worry about losing his shit or having said shit used against him. 

“Although...”

As Tommy mumbled to himself, he eventually came to a final decision. Nodding to himself, he crumbled a couple fliers and chucked them into the portal, sending them to the SMP. It was common knowledge that, even though people couldn’t enter, they could send items. With the fliers crumbled up, it would appear as if random passerby’s just threw trash in, making it easy for Tommy to deny inviting them.

Tommy knew that he didn’t want to go back to his past, that much was crystal clear. But what was stopping his past from going to him? If they missed him as if and wanted to see him again, they would need to make the effort. Humming with approval, he walked over to Grian, who was finishing talking to his acquaintances. 

“Hey, big man, maybe we should send some of the fliers and pamphlets into the portals.”

Grian thought for a bit, before nodding in agreement. Taking half of Tommy’s fliers, Grian gave him half of his pamphlets. Nudging towards the main server, he explained his plan.

“I’ll handle the portals and the travelers, okay? You go out and hang up banners and set up more podiums. Meet me at Feast Street for lunch, okay?”

“Okay, okay, calm down. I can do this, I’m not useless.”

“Far from it. See you later, Toms, love you.”

Tommy stood in silence, watching his brother walk away. His brother’s proclamation of love had caught him by surprise. A smile formed on his face as a warm feeling bursted through his chest. Looking around, he found some crates nearby. Standing on them, he inhaled before hollering out.

“GRIAN!”

He saw his brother turn around, confused. He felt his face flush as a couple of strangers faced him as well. Ignoring them, he yelled out in confidence through the crowd.

“LOVE YOU TOO, BIG BROTHER!”

He saw Grian laugh, a big smile painted on his face. The two exchanged waves of goodbyes before turning their separate ways, ignoring the cooing noises from the crowd. Tommy laughed as he situated his satchel. Nodding, he made his way down to the capital city.

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Things were going great for Tommy. Do take note of the use of past tense, just pointing that out there. Now, Tommy was being scolded as if he were a child again. For Nether’s sake, he was 18! Yet, here he was, being scolded for something he didn’t do.

“I swear that I didn’t do shit!”

“Then why are you being so defensive?”

“Because you’re accusing me of crap that I didn’t even do!”

Apparently, according to the stupid shopkeeper that was currently giving him a hard time, some kids were going around and stealing stuff from the shelves. Due to the stress, the shopkeeper immediately accused Tommy of being apart of that group of kids. She wouldn’t let him leave, even after he explained himself. So there he stood, feeling like a helpless child once again.

“Is something the matter?”

Tommy turned to see a petite woman standing behind the shopkeeper, arms crossed. Despite her height, or lack of it, she seemed very intimidating. At least, that’s what the shopkeeper seemed to believe.

“Oh, ma’am, my apologies! I was just reprimanding this deli-”

“My son. You’re reprimanding my son.”

“Son???”

“SON??? WHAT???”

“What is she doing?”

“NEW PARENT POG???”

“Huhhhhhh??????”

“FINALLY OBTAINING A MOTHER, POG???”

“MUMZA???”

“MOTHERINNIT???”

Tommy perked up at this, peering over at the lady once more. The shopkeeper seemed flabbergasted at how blunt the woman was with her. The woman, however, stayed firm with her stance and gaze. 

“You’re son, ma’am?”

“Yes, my son. How many times do I need to repeat myself? I sent him in here to buy some fresh fruit to snack on before lunch, but I now see that was a mistake.”

“W-Wait, no! Ma’am, I didn’t-”

“We will find a different shop to go buy fruit at, instead. Do think about things before acting. Here,”

The woman grabbed a flier and a pamphlet from Tommy, handing it to the shopkeeper.

“You can make things up to both me and my son by telling shoppers about this. Now, we shall take our leave. Come on, dear.”

The woman held her hand out to Tommy, who nodded his head and took it. She led him out of the store and to the street, ignoring the apologies coming from the shopkeeper. Once they were a good distance away, she let go.

“Sorry about that, but you seemed stuck with her hounding you like that. I was going to ask for a flier or pamphlet, but figured I should help you instead.”

Tommy blinked a few times before laughing alongside the woman. Chat was laughing alongside them, taking a liking to the mysterious woman who had saved their little pogchamp.

“Ah, I should introduce myself. I’m Kristin, very nice to meet you! I’m originally from SMP Earth, but I somehow ended up here many years ago.”

“SMP Earth? Holy shit, I’m from there, too! I’m Tommy, by the way. Well, my actual name is Thomas, but everyone calls me Tommy. I’m from Business Bay, but I eventually became the youngest prince of the Antarctic Empire.”

“Youngest prince? Are you Phil’s brother?”

“What? Nah, he adopted me as his son.”

Tommy was startled as the woman, Kristin, began choking on air. Alarmed, he pat her back as he gave her a water bottle he had on him. After a while, she raised her hand and nodded, indicating that she was okay.

“Wow, he has a son. The world is ending, hah.”

“Four, actually. He has four sons.”

“Oh my god, I’m going to have a heart attack.”

Tommy laughed before asking what was on his mind. Judging by the breezy feeling that moved across his starry face, he knew that Clara led this woman to him.

“How do you know Phil?”

Kristin’s face brightened up as a small blush painted her cheeks.

“Er, how about I tell you about it as we walk?”

“Better yet, why don’t you tell me and my older brother about it over lunch?”

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Grian was not expecting Tommy to come back with an older woman. He didn’t mind, however, after hearing how she saved his brother from the shopkeeper’s rage. Laughing, he ruffled the younger boy’s hair. 

“Haha, you found a mother!”

“We’re brothers, so wouldn’t that make her our mother? Sheesh, dumbass.”

Kristin laughed out loud in the background, holding her stomach and she doubled over. Tommy happily smiled, very glad to have someone appreciate his language. Once they all gave proper introductions and a reason as to why Kristin was with them, they all got food and sad down at one of the outside tables.  After getting a few decent bites into their meals, Tommy spoke up.

“So,  how do you know Phil?”

“Ah, yes, that old fart-”

She smiled as both boys snorted at that statement. Taking a bite out her bread roll, she waited for them to settle down before. Nodding her head, she continued.

“It’s true, he is! Anyways, I knew him when I lived back on SMP Earth. I was, well, am the princess of a smaller kingdom back there. Phil’s parents had started a small kingdom of their own, the Antarctic Empire. My parents, along with his, arranged for the two of us to be married to one another. I would have usually thrown a fit at an arranged marriage, like I always did when they brought up suitors, but Phil and I actually liked each other, so we agreed. I disappeared before the wedding, however, fell through my mirror and into a hardcore world. Once I made it out of there, I ended up here. Been here ever since.”

Grian started choking out of surprise. Tommy and Kristin both moved quickly to help him, worried. Once he gave them a sign that he was okay, he adjusted himself.

“You’re Queen Kristin?”

“Queen?”

“Yeah. I read it in one of the books in the archive when I was younger. Although you disappeared, you were still married to my dad, and the two kingdoms were merged into one.”

“What?”

Kristin stared at Grian, confusion and disbelief painted her face. Suddenly, she groaned and hit her head against the table. 

“This explains why some of the things I bought took way too long to finalize! My last name has been Minecraft this entire time!”

Tommy and Grian shared a look of disbelief. This was the only thing she was concerned about? Being married to Phil wasn’t troubling or shocking news to her at all! Suddenly, Tommy’s eyes widened as he gasped, pointing at Kristin. 

“WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT MAKES YOU MY ACTUAL MOTHER.”

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Kristin helped them finish setting up banners and podiums. She also aided them in passing out fliers and pamphlets to passing people. Once they ran out, she walked them over to the Hub. As they stood at the entrance portal to Hermitcraft, Tommy hugged Kristin, who ran her fingers through her head. She may have been new to the whole mother thing, but her caring instincts were enough to comfort the young boy.

“I wish I could come, I really do, but I’m not on the list. I’ll have to wait until opening day.”

Before Tommy could whine, Grian spoke up. 

“What if we got you on the list? Would you move in, then?”

Kristin laughed as she pat Grian’s shoulder, a smile painting her face.

“Of course! I just found out I had family! You guys aren’t getting rid of me that easily. Here, take this. If you guys get me on the list, use this to get to my house.”

Tommy brightened up as he was given a compass labeled Kristin. He nodded as Grian promised. 

“Bye Kristin! See you around!”

“Bye Tommy, Grian, I’ll see you two soon.”

The boys watched as she walked away, a pep in her step as disappeared into the crowd. Nodding to each other, Tommy and Grian went home.

[phoenixfyrebird]

Red Winter | 3L x Empires Crossover AU

A more written out version of this post I made because this AU is still living rent-free in my head.

Basically, Ren is Exor’s champion and Red Winter thing is what happens should Scott (Aeors champion) fail to stop him.

There are 3 worlds in the AU: Hermitcraft, Legacy, and Empirius (Empires SMP)

Gem & Pearl being on Hemitcraft are replaced by Martyn & BigB instead as they came with Grian from Evo and joined at the same time he did. Pearl & Jimmy were not part of Evo as they were always part of Empires.

How do people from 3 different worlds all end up in the same place? Hermitcraft & Legacy were both destroyed and those we see in 3L are the only survivors. Hemitcraft was destroyed by the Watchers, Legacy destroyed by Wither.

By chance, they ended up on Empirius when they world-hopped in desperation to escape. They arrive in Emprius (at spawn) to witness it being corrupted by the deepslate redstone which has consumed a good majority of the territories we know.

Everyone on Empires is dead accept for Scott, Jimmy, and Joel who our world-hoppers discover at the very edge of Rivendell (the last place untouched due to Aeor’s magic but even then it won’t hold forever), terrified and heartbroken.

Grian offers to use what little power he has left from being an ex-watcher to teleport them all away from the corrupting lands and then puts up a magical barrier to protect them from it in case it ever spreads that far.

There is a flaw with this, however; the respawn magic that filled the land is limited now. Only enough remains to bring everyone back twice. Three lives to live, they had to make them count.

Another thing they didn’t account for was that with the dwindling respawn magic came consequence. A slow decent into madness would come with each death; those on their second life would grow paranoid, flighty, and hostile but those on their last life became chaotic, aggressive, and bloodthirsty.

Most stuff happens canonically to 3L (including Flower Husbands stuff) with some important differences:

Scott is present when Ren has Martyn sacrifice him as it is the only way to make him (Ren) powerful enough to bring about the Red Winter. Those words set off alarm bells in Scott’s mind and then the appearance Ren takes on after (corruption streaks, glowing red eyes, etc.) only solidifies his fears.

Scott is convinced now; Ren is Conell and he is Alinar. He confides this info and the prophecy to Jimmy and Joel (who hasn’t joined the Red Army) before Ren shows up and the events that lead to the Red Winter banner being burned in defiance occur.

Deaths are all canonical up until Joel’s 3rd and Scott’s 2nd, in which Ren confirms who he is and that he’s aware that Scott is Alinar. He (Ren) then and tries to kill him (Scott); Joel takes the hit, sacrificing his final life to ensure Scott escapes.

The final battle is in Dogwarts. Ren and Scott face off in a 1v1 while the rest of those still alive all die to each other until those two are the last ones standing.

Finally, Scott drives his blade through Ren’s heart, slaying Exor’s champion and fulfilling the prophecy.

But now, Scott is alone in a section of the world that he cannot escape from so, after burying the bodies of the fallen, he takes his own life and is reunited with not only Jimmy, but the rest of the Empires crew (the same occurred for Skizz and the Hermits) in the afterlife.