#2p!italy

[hws-lceland]

Stupid ass.

[ask2pitaly]

[In an alternate timeline]

[noell0]

[lady0ctavia]

How They are When Jealous (2p!Axis)

Headcanons for how I think the Hetalia characters would act when they're jealous of someone hitting on their S/O.

Dang, the 2p!s I headcanon as yandere are gonna really come out this time around,

2p!Italy: Luciano will never admit to being jealous of anybody, but he gets a bad case of the green-eyed-monster more often than he'd like to admit. Especially when someone is flirting with you. He'd get surprisingly affectionate, wrapping his arms around you from behind and resting a head on your shoulder. "Oh, bella! Tell me, who's this man you're talking to?" Is what he'd ask with his arms wrapped tight around your waist, all while smirking and glaring daggers at the guy who was flirting with you. He's also not opposed to keeping one hand in his pocket holding onto a knife, just in case.

2p!Germany: Lutz is anything but subtle. When he sees another guy flirting with you, he's quick to be by your side. With arms folded over his chest and his nose in the air, he'll be insisting to know just who this guy is. When you tell him, or the guy introduces himself, Lutz will casually swing an arm around you and pull you close. "Nice try, but this one's mine." He'd tell the man with the biggest, crap-eating smirk on his face. And then, of course, he will vehemently deny being jealous later when you bring it up.

2p!Japan: When he sees another man flirting with you, Kuro is way too quick to resort to potential violence, bringing out his katana on the man. With the blade pointed at the man's chin, Kuro will demand to know his name, where he comes from, and what business he has with you. You'll have to be the one to talk him down and get him to relax. He'd also insist that you're his as you get home, claiming that no other man shall have you.

2p!Prussia: You know, for a man of God, Gillen is truly able to send death glares from the very depths of Hell. He's not as quick to anger or turn to violence as some of the other 2p!s, and even though he's relatively stand-offish, he's not afraid to stare someone down if they're flirting with you. He'd take a hold of your hand and look the guy dead in the eye and ask him if he needs anything. Eventually the guy will get the message and back off. Back at home, however, he becomes fairly clingy, wondering if you like the other guy more than him. You'll have to reassure him that, yes, you still love him.

2p!Romano: If a guy is flirting with you, Flavio will stroll right on up and, with an arm around your shoulders, begin flirting back with the guy. Once the other guy gets uncomfortable, he'd say, "Oh, I'm sorry. Are my silly little unsolicited comments about your figure and horrifically drab personality making you uncomfortable? Are they?" The guy will probably leave at that point. But if he continues, Flavio will tell him that the two of you have somewhere else to be, and that you'll be off. And Flavio is yet another guy who would rather swallow glass than admit to being jealous.

[cowboy-robooty]

made this in a whiteboard

[shushiiax]

doodle huhuu

[franzy-the-knight]

2p!Axis powers

reference used

[lilac-amethyst-skies]

Being in a relationship with 2P!Italy would include...

Only being given things that are of the best quality

Being lavished with many, many gifts

Dining at high-class restaurants

Evening conversations over two glasses of wine

Luciano becoming almost fearful of the feelings that are growing in his heart.  He finds there to be much danger in emotional transparency and vulnerability.

Him taking the risk

Him finding that you will always be worth that risk every time

Always being protected

Falling in love with his eyes and the way that they look at you

Finding that Luciano has more touch-starved affection than he lets on

You being the only one who can touch Luciano (and him even letting you initiate it.)

You sometimes getting lucky enough to wake up before Luciano. He looks heavenly like that, his hair tousled boyishly along with a very young-looking, relaxed expression on his face.

Him waking up to the touch of your fingertips against his face (he’s a very light sleeper)

Enjoying early morning intimacy as this is one of the very few places where Luciano unknowingly retires a bit of control

Luciano thinking of you at work

His words making you absolutely melt during intimate moments

Luciano pushing you up against the wall

Him mouthing down the side of your neck, leaving bites

His hands gripping your hips and finding your thighs (light bruises are sure to be found later)

Luciano’s teasing

You further pulling out his playful side, allowing him to actually relax a bit

You loving that amused chuckle that rumbles through his chest

Having to navigate through Luciano’s emotionally distant episodes (but you’ll also find a poignant complexity where he’s scared of losing you at the same time, an ebb and flow of hot and cold.)

Flavio taking the time to get to know you

You getting a front row seat to Luciano and Flavio’s banter

You becoming worried that they might end up at each other’s throats when one of them seems to take it just a tad too far…

Luciano gently grasping your hand, bringing it to his lips

For your eyes only, you witnessing more and more moments of something so tender and sweet in him

[pyr-pyr]

Yeah so, never said it but I have a long love story with 2p!gerita.

When I was in high school I pictured them as always destructive and super edgy 24/7. Even though I think it's a very good interpretation of them, now I just can't imagine them but as an old married couple!

Also here you have an upsetty 2p! Italy because he's an old man or something :')

[baluciarz]

trying to have fun at drawing instead of being overly perfectionist about it

[honeyhetalia]

Any 2p Romano headcanons you might have? Also, what are some of your fave 2ps?

YAAAASSSS

2P Romano

* Flavio Vargas

* likes to be called Flavi

* no one calls him that

* blonde

* wants to be a bimbo sooooo bad

* Paris Hilton vibes

* materialistic af

* cannot keep a secret to save his life

* loves the color pink

* a lil twinkle

* very stylish (I really think he puts the other 2Ps to shame with his outfits)

* chronically online

* lives for drama

* “slayyyy” is his favorite word

* definitely a Barb loooves Nicki Minaj

* really good at makeup I feel like but doesn’t need it because his skin is actually fantabulous

* that one annoying friend who has really nice skin and says their secret is drinking water

* “well have you tried drinking water?”

* I feel like he’d carry around a little annoying ass yappy dog

* one that he dresses up in little outfits

* will spend $10 on coffee

* the most trendy 2P out of them all

* HATES bugs

* is a really loyal friend who would stand up of you in any situation but the last person you want to double cross because he will talk shit about you to everyone and spread the craziest rumors

Side note anon i’m so glad you asked who my favorite 2Ps are! As you probably already know I’m in love with 2P! China.

2P! America

2P! Germany

2P! Japan

[ask2pitaly]

" @ask-2p-ger, maybe that wasn't such a bad idea after all. "

[noell0]

being sick is the only time of the year when i'll yearn for fluff fyi

[lady0ctavia]

What They'd Do for a First Date (2p!Axis, 2p!Allies, & 2p!Nordics)

Here are my headcanons on where I think a large chunk of the 2p!Hetalia boys would do for a first date.

2p!Italy: I can see Luciano wanting to do something fancy to impress you. Probably a tour all around the city of Milan, ending with a gondola ride throughout the city, the two of you nestled in the boat, cuddled up together.

2p!Germany: Probably a bar or clubbing. He'd want to do a bunch of shots and then go dancing, partying the night away before taking you back home to his place. Or yours. Whoever has the most sturdy bed out of you two.

2p!Japan: I cannot see him wanting to do anything huge or fancy for a first date, so I feel like Kuro would be content with taking a long walk through the woods where the two of you talk about life, future plans, etc.

2p!Romano: Disney movie marathon with a bunch of fun, Disney-themed snacks. That's it. That's all I got. I headcanon Flavio as a hardcore Disney fan.

2p!Prussia: Gillen would like to take you to a Renaissance fair. He'd ask about the two of you wearing corresponding costumes, with him as a knight and you as a princess. But, you know, no pressure. Though there's a chance he's gonna try to buy you a tiara.

2p!America: I can see Allen taking you to a skatepark. He'd take out a skateboard and show you some cool tricks before offering to teach you. He loves teaching you how to skateboard, especially since it allows him to be so physically close to you, often with his arms around you in some way or another.

2p!England: Alright, a first date with Oliver would end up being one of two things. Either you guys are gonna be making cupcakes together at his place, or you're gonna binge-watch the Great British Baking show. Or both?

2p!France: François is such a homebody. So the first date you two would have would likely be somewhere very quiet, unpopulated, and lowkey. Either a bookstore or just hanging out at his place watching a movie together and making stupid, nonsensical commentary along the way.

2p!Russia: Curiously enough, a museum. I can see Viktor as a very intelligent person, and as such, he'd like to take you to a museum about world history. Not to mention he'd potentially correct an exhibit or two along the way.

2p!China: Zao would take you to his martial arts class, eager to show you some moves, and teach you some as well. Though be warned, he can be a little impulsive and may accidentally hurt himself. Better have that first-aid kit on hand.

2p!Canada: James would be down for either a nature walk or hiking, whichever you prefer. Just understand that if you were to choose hiking, you'd definitely be scoring some points with him here. As you go along he'd point out different birds and wildlife, dropping some pretty interesting trivia along the way.

2p!Denmark: Markell will take you to a bar. He's not one for big, crowded, noisy places. So a quiet bar that people seldom ever come to would be a good choice. He'd like to talk to you face-to-face over a couple of drinks.

2p!Sweden: Ikea. I know it's a joke at this point... But I just... Come on, it's gotta be going around an Ikea together! That or, Bernard will show you his knife collection.

2p!Norway: Loki would like to take you out ice skating, especially if you hardly know how to skate in the first place. He'd like to teach you, mainly because he gets to be very close to you, and while on the ice you'll have to hang onto him.

2p!Finland: Thurston would be literally the same as his 1p! counterpart in this regard. He'll either take you to a heavy metal concert or will take you out sharpshooting. He actually is more into sharpshooting, seeing as he's not the most social of the 2p!'s.

[ask2pitaly]

[highbloodxiii]

Hey does anyone have that one piece of 2P! Hetalia fanart where it's the 2p Axis powers except Italy is genderswapped and Germany is squeezing her ass.