#26-inch

[fieriframes]

[I look over and I see this pizza joint. I'm like, "I got to try some pizza." So, what size pizzas do we make? We do a 26-inch for slices. [ Whistles ]]

[itsallhoney]

i just turned 26, got nothing to show for it (x)

26, paramore // 26, innerlove. // 26, caamp // don't be upset, jeffrey lewis // was it 26, the charlie daniels band // 26, carol ades // wish, nine inch nails // 26, paramore // 26, innerlove.

[the-koiking-pond]

Wait how big of a tank are you SUPPOSED to keep a Magikarp in - @ariadosanon

Tanks are not really a good idea! To quote my magikarp care guide:

A lot of care requirements will say you need ten gallons per inch of magikarp. You can, technically, get away with this if you’re willing to perform daily water changes and clean out the skimmers two or three times a day. I kick that up to a base 100 gallons and then adding in 25 gallons per inch of magikarp in the pond for ease of care. If you’re quarantining a sick fish, I’d double it. Remember, magikarp produce more waste per inch than any other fish pokemon currently known. That’s a lot of mulm.

To be clear- even if you were sticking to the care requirements (which would require changing water 3x daily), the typical adult magikarp is 35 inches. That's a 350 gallon minimum (and you HAVE to pick the tank for the adult size- they do not grow to the size of their tank, they just get stunted and have short, miserable, painful lives), which is 7 times what you were assuming. Plus, magikarp are social pokemon! Having at least two other magikarp in a tank would run it up to 1050 at the barest, most difficult to maintain minimum.

They're pond fish. You need a pond. And yes, it is normal for them to jump out of their ponds into the air, it means they're happy. They'd do it in tanks, too, if you had a large enough tank. They are not trying to escape the pond.

[thebutchersdog]

This guy is becoming such a cool dog

He turns 11 months on the 20th!

He does everything with complete enthusiasm, his tail never stops wagging no matter what (during tracking you can hear it smacking back and forth across my boots hahahhaah)

A big crocodile mouth and a strong grip, but really really enjoys playing with the helper. Extreme food drive, prey drive, always down for ANY activity as long as he is having fun.. which he always is.

I’ve been told by my club that he is the happiest dog they’ve ever met

[beauleifu]

Mayor: *kidnaps reader again*

Y/N: *whips out a get of jail free card* Whoops, you gotta let me go now sir-

Mayor: *grinning wickedly* The game ended three hours ago, dear, and I won

[femmeterypolka]

my touys

[secrettreestuffidk]

you ever think about how pretty much the only reason we use base10 is because we have 10 fingers and if everyone had 6 fingers on each hand we'd use base12 and never even think a thing of it and also math would be pretty much better in every way?

[iristial]

[atomra]

neuro doll is going really well 😎💙

[jokeanddaggerdept]

[deathbypufferfish]

:)))))

[velovelo]

[asmolbirb]

My father: pays for a service, doesn’t get what he wanted, vents to the family in long-winded detail about why he’s frustrated, and this is okay

Me: pays for a service, doesn’t get what I wanted, get told that it’s unsurprising that I’m unhappy (implication: I’m innately difficult and nothing ever pleases me), vents to the family that the person I paid IGNORED MY INSTRUCTIONS, get told that I’m bringing down the mood and ruining everyone’s day and need to just accept that I will never get what I want and will always be unhappy

It’s such a dumb stupid intangible thing to point at and be like, ah, so this is one of the traumas, huh. Never being allowed to want things or be unhappy when I don’t get what I want, being made out to be this difficult cantankerous bitch of a person who’s always looking to make life miserable. And then when I say “I’ll eat anything” and “I’ll do whatever” and “I have no preference”, I get made fun of for being difficult in the other direction, difficult because I DON’T want anything. The fucking impossible contortions I have to fold myself into just to fucking SURVIVE a weekend with my family.

[stairnaheireann]

#OTD in Irish History | 26 December:

In the Liturgical Calendar, today is the Feast of St. Stephen as well as Wren day in Ireland and the Isle of Man. In Ireland the day is one of nine official public holidays. 1381 – The sudden death of Edmund Mortimer at Cork leaves the colony without effective leadership and prompts a military crisis. 1776 – Battle of Trenton occurs where Continental troops under the command of John Sullivan…

[autoexsanguine]

the only downside to being 7'2 is it would make the height difference with our wife EVEN MORE stark which would start to make it harder to sneak a smooch while we make dinner

[pansy2005]

in all seriousness i think the most important thing you can do in your twenties is take all of the shame you learned to feel about the things you love and the things that bring you joy and slam that shit in the fucking trash