Overboard (21120 words) by Joanofart
Chapters: 6/25
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Gabriel (Good Omens), Newton Pulsifer, Madame Tracy (Good Omens), The Them (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens), Human - Character, Human AU - Character
Additional Tags: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Overboard Fusion, 1980's, Slow Burn, First Kiss, First Time, Memory Loss, Temporary Amnesia, questionable medical practices, this would never happen in real life, but the movies say it can, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Sort Of, Enemies to Lovers, Alternate Universe - Human, The Them - Freeform, good omens - Freeform, POV Alternating, No Beta, questionable morals, Dubious Consent, Sex while having amnesia, Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Summary:
Based on the movie Overboard with Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.
Crowely is a carpenter and a single father of four mischievous children hired to construct a bookshelf for the rich, and unpleasant Mr. Archer. After an argument with the yacht owner he gets an opportunity to exact revenge when Aziraphale takes a dip in the cold water and loses his memories. Crowely swoops in to claim him as his, with the not so good intentions of making him a house husband. Complete with cooking, cleaning, and child rearing. What he doesn’t expect is to find that maybe Aziraphale isn’t what he thought he was, and maybe, he wants him to stay.
Fic is written, I just need to edit and tweak each chapter. (Chapter count may change)
This is the "I'm Alex Horne and I support apartheid" episode.
Yup.
Prize Task: The Sturdiest Thing
They actually are disgusting, aren't they?
Greg defines "sturdy" as whether it would survive him falling on it from 15 feet. This is arbitrary, but it does raise an important question: sturdiest by expectations or in totality? I'm of the mind that totality governs here, otherwise it would be "the most surprisingly sturdy thing."
Tim's plastic dog actually seems kind of difficult to break. Eggs are famously easy to break, to the point where you have to actually be mindful to not break them. I think I could kill a donkey pretty easily. I don't want to . . . but I could. Alice does a plastic greenhouse, which is sturdy against some things. Unfortunately, I immediately thought of how easy it is to get through it with a knife and then began to think about how I could get through it with my bare hands.
Russell's brother's calves are crazy well defined. I'm not really sure how to categorize this one because they would probably be difficult to tear into, but he could tear them by exerting too much effort.
I think the way to go is Asim last (easy), then Alice, then Liza, then Russell, then Tim. It's not the easiest designation, but I'll find a way to sleep at night.
VT 01: Without leaving the caravan, work out how long this piece of string is. Most accurate answer wins.
I might do it in lobsters.
No one really seemed to know the trick that your wingspan is about the same length as your height.
We're gonna knock Alice out of contention right away. Absolute shit workaround attempt. No interpretation of the task means that you can cut your own desired length of string and measure that. It clearly meant the length of string that existed at the time the task was read.
We get the mess of imperial and metric measurements. Asim says 500 ft. (152.4 m.). Russell says 31 m. (101.706 ft.). Liza cuts the string off from the spool, which I'm a little more willing to consider, because it's semi-reasonable that the task could be referring to the unwound string. However. she doesn't even say which piece of string she's guessing when she says "4 miles" (21120 ft., 6437.38 m.), so she's getting the same treatment as everybody else (not that it would matter). Alice's guess is 5'7".
Tim uses a lobster and I'm actually not sure how he did it, because it doesn't feel like he's taking into account that both sides of the lobster would be a foot. He does it though. He says a lobster is a .98 feet and he guesses 308 lobsters.
Alex does round up in lobsters and down in string for Tim. It doesn't affect the scoring though. This is a very long-winded way to say that they got it right.
Alice: 2
Asim: 4
Liza: 1
Russell: 3
Tim: 5
VT 02: Pull this tablecloth off the table. Most eggs left unbroken on the table wins. You have one attempt and may not tamper with the table, tablecloth, or eggs.
Heh. Eggs.
Aren't they tampering with the tablecloth by removing it?
Task doesn't say "fastest wins."
They all nail it and honestly, I'd love for them to show more tasks where they all nail it.
Alice: 5
Asim: 5
Liza: 5
Russell: 5
Tim: 5
Team Task: Find the link then do it exactly 100 times.
Have we ever had a clearer metaphor for the plight of women through the ages?
This is the only time we see the back of the lab (revealing it's just a bedroom). Nothing to be said that wasn't said during broadcast.
Alex says the team of three was at 8:07. Team Funk did it in 11:18. Greg doesn't split the points anymore, but I do.
Team Funk: 2 (-1)
Team of Three: 3 (-2)
VT 04: Pull off the most elaborate trick shot.
Look at the crazy trick.
Oh, this one gets me salty. Liza deserved last so much because she used the crew and no one would believe that was an actual trick shot. Somehow, I'm putting Alice above her, because she was at least honest about what she was doing.
It's kind of more difficult to evaluate Russell's mess of challenges versus Tim & Asim's Goldberg machines. "Elaborate" means "carefully arranged" and I think Russell's feels a little more haphazard. Tim's machine is better than Asim's (and is named after a pun) so that's that.
Live Task: Throw as many eggs onto the shelves as possible. You must lie flat on your bed at all times. Most eggs on the shelves wins.
No condition about being broken or intact. There's actually not even a condition about whether they have to stay there (though tough grading if they don't). Asim also steals an egg from Liza, which I'm very okay with.
I'm also very much okay with how Alex scored this.
Alice: 1
Asim: 2
Liza: 5
Russell: 4
Tim: 4
F I N A L
Alice: 14
Asim: 19
Liza: 18
Russell: 21
Tim: 27
I arrive at the same conclusion as Alex and Greg, Tim deserves a win. I'm giving him his second, where they give him his first.
CONCOURS LITTERAIRE “Être(s) immortel(s)” : annonce des résultats !
Félicitations à tous les participants !
La 11e édition du concours de nouvelles du Muséum d’histoire naturelle de Toulouse a suscité un véritable engouement ! Un plébiscite qui a dépassé les prévisions les plus optimistes que ce soit dans la catégorie des adultes avec 244 nouvelles ou celle des moins de 18 ans avec 82 nouvelles au compteur.
Le Muséum a, en effet, enregistré à la clôture des participations, le mardi 3 janvier, plus de 326 contributions en provenance de la France métropolitaine,
mais pas seulement.
Une sélection de belle facture qui, de la Guyane à la Réunion, en passant par le Congo, Singapour, l'Allemagne, l’Italie, la Belgique ou encore la Suisse, continue de s’ouvrir à l’international !
Un grand bravo aux lauréats !
Le jury s’est réuni le jeudi 27 avril 2023 afin de tenir sa délibération
désignant les 6 lauréats. La sélection a été rude et les débats très animés !
Mais c’est sans compter sur le professionnalisme de ce jury aux multiples sensibilités qui est heureux d’annoncer les résultats suivants, dans les 2 catégories adulte et jeunesse :
1. Palmarès dans la catégorie auteurs adultes.
1er prix : « Mare nectaris » de Julien PHILIPPE (21120)
2e prix : « Glaz et le dictionnaire des homards » de Colin MAILLARD (75006)
3e prix : « Ad vitam aeternam (pour la vie éternelle) » de Jessica ARDUIN (31300)
Les 17 autres nouvelles pré-sélectionnées dans la catégorie adultes étaient : « Un homme ordinaire » de Danielle ALLOZA (81000), « Le rond des marronniers » de Stéphanie AUBERT (49230), « Le patriarche éternel » de Daniel BAS (69430), « Une épreuve d’amour » de Bruno BAUDART (34140), « L’Oiseau d’Héliopolis » d’Anthony BOULANGER (28260), « Éternels complices » d’Emmanuel BROC (32600), « Assoiffée » de Sylvaine COLLART (31100), « Les ragots de la méduse » de Laura CORREDOR (33600), « Lettre de revendication » de Laurent FORTIER (14123), « Roches éternelles » de Margaux GRELLETY (78018), « Mémorial » de Marie-Claire HAGUET (09120), « La tombe de Gengis Khan » d’Olivier LALYR (42000), « Rhum arrangé » de Marie MAILLOT (94300), « Le passage » de Gérard MEGRET (45110), « La colère de la terre » de Noémie OBERDISSE (13790), « Amour benthique » d’Anna Valérie REICH (31520), « Le prix de l’immortalité » de Catherine TAREL-BERLEMONT (59890)
2. Palmarès dans la catégorie auteurs de moins de 18 ans.
1er prix : « All The Madmen » de Louise CONFAIS (31560)
2e prix : « La Chute » de Daphné LAMANDÉ-MORANT (53200)
3e prix : « Un voyage éternel » de Timothy LOMBARD-KIRCH (25000)
Les 8 autres nouvelles pré-sélectionnées dans la catégorie auteurs de moins de 18 ans étaient : « La Bonne action » de Camille BUXTORFF-MULLER (12000), « Immortalité... Quelle horreur, quelle beauté » d'Esther FARES (31520), « Vie tranquille d'un immortel » de Tymothé FOISSAC-FERRÉ (31410), « Feu » de Lola GINESTE (31410), « Dark Moon » de Juliette GORIAUD (31460), « Vampire Slayer Academy » de Madenn GOURIO-DUBREUIL (81800), « Celle qui vécut » de Luna PASTOR (81710), « Silence » de Chloé RAFFANEL (12510)
Le Muséum va e-publier les nouvelles lauréates.
Les deux premiers prix des 2 catégories seront lus à voix haute le samedi 10 juin 2023, dans l’auditorium du Muséum d’histoire naturelle de Toulouse, lors de la rencontre littéraire et de la remise des prix aux différents lauréats.
Un immense merci aux membres du jury !
Laëtitia Bartholome (Service Expositions, Muséum), Lydie Bottier (Pôle jeunesse, Médiathèque José Cabanis), Laetitia Bouchama (Directrice de la médiathèque Mémo, Montauban), Audrey Bonniot (Service Bibliothèque & Documentation, Muséum), Caroline Chevalier-Galant (Service Bibliothèque & Documentation, Muséum), Évelyne Cocault (Comédienne de Théâtre amateur), Astrid Conan (Relation Visiteurs-Billetterie support qualité, Muséum), Christel Dubois (Professeure d'anglais), Lucie Ferlet (Pôle jeunesse, Médiathèque José Cabanis), Fanny Fourrier (Pôle Intermezzo, Médiathèque José Cabanis), Caroline Goursat (Étudiante, libraire), Florence Lamotte (Directrice commerciale chez Piktos), Sylvie Marquez (Association Toulouse Polars du Sud), Bernard Meyer (Docteur en Philosophie, enseignant, comédien), Serge Nicolo (Écrivain, Régisseur des Collections, Musée Paul Dupuy), Cristina Noacco (Auteure, maître de conférence en littérature médiévale) et Cédric Pignat (Écrivain, enseignant, lecteur).
Au plaisir de vous retrouver et d’échanger avec vous, samedi 10 juin, au Muséum de Toulouse !
Cuando era chiquita tenía muchos problemas con mi familia. Básicamente por mi salud mental y sus problemas de violencia intrafamiliar
Yo siempre le decía a mi mamá que no me sentía en mi cuerpo, no me sentía perteneciente a ningún grupo o lugar. Estaba perdida
Exploraba mi cuerpo y no me sentía cómoda con como se veía mis cambios hormonales de adolescente cis, Principalmente el cuerpo.
Igual no tenía muchas herramientas ya que en esa época este país lo único que se sabía de la gente trans era que trabajaban en prostitución.
Mi ex pareja me mostró que todo podía ser diferente y comencé a vestirme con su ropa y ella apoyo mi proceso. Fue lindo hasta que la relación se fue a la mierda
Me fui a vivir con mi bff a un estudio de grabación de música y aproveché la ley 21120 para cambiarme el nombre.
Desde entonces soy muy feliz y encontré mi lugar. La Disforia disminuyó pero no del todo PQ no tomo hormonas y Quiero que mi cuerpo cambié mas femenino. pero estoy tramitando eso por sistema público de salud
Aún así tengo a mi banda de música y mis fans que me llenan de amor y aceptación
Cualquiera cosa o duda siempre estoy dispuesta a contestar 💕
ДТП в Балтайском районе Саратовской области: водитель госпитализорован
УГИБДД по Саратовской областиВчера, 2 июня 2024 года, на 79-м километре автодороги «М-5 Урал» произошло ДТП. По предварительной информации, водитель автомобиля «ВАЗ-21120», мужчина 1977 года рождения, не справился с управлением и съехал в кювет. В результате аварии водитель был
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How Long It Takes to Walk 4 Miles “Walking 4 Miles by Age and Gender”
Easy Walk (3 Mph)/ 80 to 99 steps per minute/ 20 minutes per mile
Moderate Walk (4 Mph)/ 100 to 119 steps per minute/ 15 minutes per mile
Fast Walk (5+ Mph)/ 120+ steps per minute/ 11 minutes per mile
How Long are 4 Miles?
How Long to Walk 4 Miles by Age and Gender?
How Long Does It Take to Walk 4 Miles on a Treadmill?
How Many Steps to Walk 4 Miles?
Is Walking 4 Miles a Day Good?
What Does Walking Do for Your Body?
Benefits of Walking 4 Miles a Day
Tips for Getting the Best Results Out of Walking 4 Miles a Day
Conclusion
Introduction: Walking is a popular form of exercise, and 4 miles is one of the most commonly walked distances. In this article, we explore how long it takes to walk 4 miles based on different paces, age, and gender. Additionally, we discuss the benefits of walking, tips for maximizing the results, and the number of steps it takes to cover 4 miles.Thank you for reading this post, don't forget to subscribe!
How Long It Takes To Walk 4 Miles: “Walking 4 Miles By Age”
Easy Walk (3 Mph)/ 80 to 99 steps per minute/ 20 minutes per mile: For beginners walking at a leisurely pace of 3 miles per hour, it takes approximately 1 hour and 20 minutes to walk 4 miles.
Moderate Walk (4 Mph)/ 100 to 119 steps per minute/ 15 minutes per mile: Increasing the speed to a moderate pace of 4 miles per hour allows one to complete 4 miles in approximately 1 hour, both outdoors and on a treadmill.
Fast Walk (5+ Mph)/ 120+ steps per minute/ 11 minutes per mile: Consistently walking at a fast pace of 5 miles per hour for 4 miles can reduce the time to approximately 45 minutes.
How Long are 4 Miles? Understanding the distance in terms of feet, meters, and kilometers. Four miles equates to 21120 feet and approximately 6.4 km.
How Long to Walk 4 Miles by Age and Gender? Research shows that the time it takes to walk 4 miles varies based on age and gender. Younger people up to middle age generally walk faster than older generations, and men tend to walk slightly faster than women.
[Age and Gender] – [Average Speed (Mph)] – [Time for 4 miles walking]
20-29 – Male – 3.04 – 1 hr 19 min
20-29 – Female – 3.0 – 1 hr 20 min
30-39 – Male – 3.2 – 1 hr 15 min
30-39 – Female – 3.0 – 1 hr 20 min
40-49 – Male – 3.2 – 1 hr 15 min
40-49 – Female – 3.11 – 1 hr 17 min
50-59 – Male – 3.2 – 1 hr 15 min
50-59 – Female – 2.93 – 1 hr 22 min
60-69 – Male – 3.0 – 1 hr 20 min
60-69 – Female – 2.77 – 1 hr 27 min
70-79 – Male – 2.82 – 1 hr 25 min
70-79 – Female – 2.53 – 1 hr 35 min
80-89 – Male – 2.17 – 1 hr 51 min
80-89 – Female – 2.1 – 1 hr 54 min
How Long Does It Take to Walk 4 Miles on a Treadmill? Treadmills provide the convenience of controlling pace and time. The table below shows the time it takes to walk 4 miles on a treadmill at different speeds.
[Walking Speed (mph)] – [Minutes for taking per mile] – [Time for 4 miles walking on Treadmill]
2.5 – 24:00 – 1 hr 36 min
3.0 – 20:00 – 1 hr 20 min
3.1 – 19:21 – 1 hr 17 min
3.2 – 18:45 – 1 hr 15 min
3.3 – 18:10 – 1 hr 13 min
3.4 – 17:38 – 1 hr 11 min
3.5 – 17:08 – 1 hr 09 min
3.6 – 16:40 – 1 hr 07 min
3.7 – 16:12 – 1 hr 05 min
3.8 – 15:47 – 1 hr 03 min
3.9 – 15:23 – 1 hr 02 min
4.0 – 15:00 – 1 hr
4.1 – 14:38 – 59 min
4.2 – 14:17 – 57 min
4.3 – 13:57 – 56 min
4.4 – 13:38 – 55 min
4.5 – 13:20 – 53 min
5.0 – 12:00 – 48 min
How Many Steps to Walk 4 Miles? The number of steps to walk 4 miles varies based on stride length, height, gender, and speed. On average, people take around 2240 steps for 1 mile at an average speed. For 4 miles, it amounts to around 8960 steps on average.
Is Walking 4 Miles a Day Good? Walking 4 miles a day is considered good for overall health. It is manageable and suitable for all fitness levels and age groups. It helps improve cardiovascular health, manage arthritis and joint pains, and contributes to mental well-being.
What Does Walking Do for Your Body? Walking offers numerous benefits, including weight management, cardiovascular health, muscle and joint strength, calorie burning, stress reduction, and improved mood and mental health.
Benefits of Walking 4 Miles a Day:
Low-Intensity Workout for All
Helps Manage Long-term Illnesses
Muscle and Joint Strength and Endurance
Burning Calories and Weight Loss
Reducing Stress and Depression
Tips for Getting the Best Results Out of Walking 4 Miles a Day:
Walk in the right form
Pick a comfortable pace
Increase pace gradually
Opt for hilly terrains and resistance
Create a consistent walking schedule
Maintain a healthy and balanced diet
Explore different paths while walking
Usually, a healthy person takes approximately 1 hour to 1 hour and 20 minutes to walk 4 miles. Even at an average speed of 3 miles per hour, one would take 1 hour and 20 minutes to walk 4 miles. At a moderate pace of 4 miles per hour, it takes 1 hour to complete the distance, and at a fast speed of 5 miles per hour, approximately 45 minutes is enough to finish the race. How Long are 4 Miles? You probably calculate the distance in terms of kilometers, meters, or feet. In this case, 1 mile is 5280 feet, which approximates 1609 meters or 1.6 km. Therefore, 4 miles is equal to 21120 feet and approximately 6.4 km. Table of Contents How Long It Takes to Walk 4 Miles You might have heard about it from a doctor, a nutritionist, or even a friend, “try walking 4 miles several times a week.” So, is it really easy to walk 4 miles, and how long would it take? Four miles may not be an easy distance, but it is manageable even for people who feel weak, are in injury or illness recovery, or even feel too heavy to walk. Easy Walk (3 Mph)/ 80 to 99 steps per minute/ 20 minutes per mile:For a beginner going at the recommended beginner pace of 3 miles per hour, it takes approximately 1 hour and 20 minutes to walk 4 miles. Moderate Walk (4 Mph)/ 100 to 119 steps per minute/ 15 minutes per mile: If you increase the Speed to a moderate pace of 4 miles per hour, approximately an hour is all you need when walking outdoors. However, if you walk on a treadmill, you will manage to complete the 4 miles walk in precisely 1 hour walking for 4 miles per hour. Fast Walk (5+ Mph)/ 120+ steps per minute/ 11 minutes per mile: Surprisingly, consistency in walking makes you lighter and fitter to walk faster. It is, therefore, no surprise that some people walk at a pace of 5 miles per hour consistently for 4 miles, which keeps the time frame shorter than 1 hour, approximately 45 minutes. Other than pace, the terrain, weather conditions outdoors, and nature of the path can determine how long you take to complete the distance. For example, you take longer walking uphill, against the wind in windy weather, or by the beach. Interestingly, these time limitations are significant for resistance and burning more calories.
Conclusion: Walking 4 miles can take between 45 minutes to 1 hour and 20 minutes, depending on the pace. It is a beneficial exercise for maintaining fitness and overall health, suitable for various age groups and fitness levels. The article encourages regular walking and provides tips for achieving the best results from the activity.
#484: Dua Lipa estreia ‘Levitating’ na primeira posição; ‘Sine from Above’, de Lady Gaga, desce para a posição No. 4 e Calvin Harris reentra com ‘Sweet Nothing’ na posição No. 2
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PMS Dış Ticaret, İş makinaları yedek parça sektöründe her zaman gelişme göstererek pazar alanını her geçen gün genişletmeye devam etmektedir.
Carraro, ZF, DANA ve diğer markalardaki OEM kalitesiyle sektörün öncü isimlerden biri olan PMS Dış Ticaret yedek parça satışlarının vazgeçilmezi olarak Dünya’nın her yerine gönderim sağlamaktadır.
OEM yedek parçaların yanı sıra Carraro Yedek Parça, ZF Yedek Parça, Dana Yedek Parça ve diğer markaların orijinal yedek parça tedariğini yapan firmamız ihtiyacınız olan yedek parçaları Dünya’nın her yerine sorunsuz ve hızlı şekilde teslimatını yapmaktadır.
Şanzıman ve Diferansiyel yedek parça satışı yapan firmamız bünyesinde OEM ve Orijinal olarak iki kategoriye ayrılsa da kalite açısından hiçbir fark yoktur. OEM Carraro, ZF, DANA ve diğer markalarda dahil olmak üzere OEM ve Orijinal Yedek Parça arasındaki tek fark fiyattır. OEM yedek parçalar, orijinal yedek parçalara nazaran daha uygun fiyatla aynı performansı sağlamakta ve ihtiyaçlarınıza cevap vermektedir.
İhtiyaç duyduğunuz ilk andan sorununuzun çözüldüğü ana kadar PMS Dış Ticaret profesyonel ekipleri ile size destek olmaktadır. www.pmsticaret.com web sitemizi ziyaret ederek Şanzıman ve Diferansiyel yedek parçalarımızı inceleyebilirsiniz. Satış ekimiz ile Instagram, WhatsApp, Mail iletişim kanallarını kullanarak ekiplerimize ulaşabilir, yedek parçalar hakkında bilgi / fiyat / teklif alabilir, sipariş verebilirsiniz.
Siparişinizi verdikten sonraki aşamada ürününüz profesyonel ekiplerimiz tarafından özenli, dikkatli ve hızlı şekilde hazırlanarak en kısa sürede kargoya teslim edilmektedir.
Kargo süreci boyunca profesyonel Satış Ekibimiz parça, siz müşterilerimize sorunsuz teslim edilene kadar sürecin takipçisi olmaktadır.
Carraro, ZF, DANA ve diğer markaların yedek parça satışı yapan firmamız herhangi bir sorun ile karşılaştığınızda ekiplerimiz çözüm için bir telefon uzaklığınızdadır.
В Балашове "12-я" сбила подростка на пешеходном переходе
Фото: ГИБДД по Саратовской областиВ понедельник, 13 ноября, в Балашове Саратовской области произошло ДТП. Инцидент зафиксирован около семи часов вечера у дома 1 на улице Энтузиастов. 54-летний водитель на автомобиле "ВАЗ-21120" наехал на 16-летнюю девочку. ДТП произошло на