favorite hobby when I'm driving is to catch someone trying to climb up my back bumper while I'm going a completely reasonable speed and just slowly take my foot off the gas. you seem upset, brother. why don't we slow down and enjoy the view awhile
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putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023
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Thinking about how Riz is the one who first used he/him pronouns for Baron & what it's like being AroAce is a queer space. Thinking about Riz seeing the kinship that Raugh and Kristen formed over both being gay and wanting that connection, that sense of community, but holding himself back because while he wasn't "normal" he also wasn't like them. When you're gay you're family and when you're straight you fit in but what happens when you're neither? How do you categorize that.
Riz isn't afraid of his orientation because he's different by societal standards. It's not being queer that scares him no, it's the isolation of not knowing if anyone else feels the way he does. He knows that if he were gay or bi or pan his friends would understand, he'd be like them and be surrounded by people like him. But he's not like them, he is different in a way that seems entirely unique to himself.
So maybe he kind of wished he was gay, and that Baron existed because that was what he was afraid to admit. It'd be a lot less lonely than the truth.
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Does anyone think it's weird that the halloween event is happening so soon this year. Does anyone think it's strange that we got a teaser AND we are having the abema stream still in september. In the previous years, the stream always happens in mid-october and the event always starts around the 20th (It started on the 20th for playful land, and in the 24th for glorious masquerade) why is it that the event is starting on early october this year.
What if this just one BIG event that will be split in 2 large parts and the second part will be christmas themed. What if we get the other half of the cast that didn't appear on the halloween event. What if haha
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imo a deeply underrated dynamic from secret life so far is
skizz: haha wow impulse that enderman prank was kinda messed up but i'll keep your name on the heart foundation list since you apologized :) i forgive you buddy
impulse, who has not let go of a single grudge since the beginning of time: ????????
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Escape from the bloodkeep really is the found-family/power-of-friendship campaign of all time. The characters are all generals of the forces of evil but they’re all losers in a journey for self acceptance. They’re all in a qpr and raising a baby together and reforming the government.
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what the fuck were they even going to have ink5oul Do as an external? pop up shops in whichever town is being Plagued by the Horror-of-the-week? tattoo a dick on the OIAR's worst enemy's forehead in their sleep?
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