#2024 weird and 2013/2014 weird are like completely different ballparks

[coridallasmultipass]

OKAY, while I'm roasting Past Cori, can I take a fuckin' second to discuss what an absolute fuckin' weirdo I was? Why the fuck did I always talk so formally and gently online? It's like this isn't even the same person.

"Hahaha silly me." WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT. NO WONDER YOU HAD LIKE NO FRIENDS AND CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY. I MEAN. I'm in no place to judge about that, as that is still very much the case, but I think I've calmed down about the whole... 'watering myself down to seem palatable' bullshit I was doing. 10 years ago. Bro... What the fuck even happened since then. Like, damn. I mean, I probably still act the same in person, still quiet and not sayin' much, but at least I can type normal fucking sentences online now. So here's some visual fucking difference between a 20-year-old and a 30-year-old's written mannerisms, lmao.

Oh man, lmao found another fashion disaster I wore to a cosplay meetup:

Why, just why. The scrunchy thigh highs and booty shorts.... Why couldn't I have AT LEAST popped the collar, ffs???? "Can't tell if I look too stupid for the meet." YOU DID. It's a wonder anyone even spoke to you.