#2024 at 08:58AM

[the-muppet-joker-archive]

—INACTIVE as of July 16, 2024—

—Intro Post!—

Hello, you can call me MJ Archivist, or MJA (they/it/any neopronouns). (My pronouns.page) (My main: @evanthetrashpanda)

This blog is dedicated as an archive of all posts/reblogs that @the-muppet-joker (also called “MJ” or “KJ” on occasion) has made on tumblr & tiktok to date.

@the-muppet-joker's currently pinned post

@the-muppet-joker's previously pinned post

The date and time stamps (all timestamps will be in Pacific Time — US & Canada), a screenshot of what was under the keep reading (if there was one), and a screenshot of tags that the-muppet-joker used (if there were any) will be included on all posts.

While I am posting as much/often as I can, it may take some time for me to catch up to posting the current content because there's a lot.

I would say I'm happy to be here, but I'll have to bleach my eyes because of all of this.

For a current list of my archive tagging system, I have it posted here:

If you would like to check out fellow archive/curator blogs of the-muppet-joker, and/or all other current players in the Muppetverse, I have them posted here:

Disclaimers:

I am currently only up to May 16, 2024 - 8:58am / 08:58 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) when it comes to archiving posts. As this account is currently inactive, I do not plan on archiving more for the foreseeable future.

Most screenshots currently do not have any ALT text added. I'm adding it to previous posts as fast as I can.

I may on occasion accidentally miss posts, keep readings, @the-muppet-joker tags, or forget to add my own tags. If I do so, please let me know so that I can fix my mistake. (Send the post my way via message, or ping me in the comments of the post so I know exactly which post you are talking about please!)

There is a period of time where @the-muppet-joker was making and then immediately deleting posts, I unfortunately do not have these posts archived, but @themuppetarchives does have some of these posts archived. (Check here for those posts)

My main blog is @evanthetrashpanda. Please do not get it involved in any of this.

I neither want/plan to be part of the story, all I plan to do is preserve what currently exists for others to see in the future.

This blog is not in competition with, has no affiliation with, nor has any problems with other @the-muppet-joker archive blogs. We are all simply archiving posts that @the-muppet-joker has made.

I, the person who runs this blog, have absolutely no direct connection to @the-muppet-joker.

Last Edited: August 28, 2024 — 4:50pm / 16:50 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: Adding my main blog

[ao3feed-tedlasso]

I'd be Home with You

https://ift.tt/iUJ9cmO by huntformagic Jamie, Keeley, and Roy and how they each bring something to the table. Literally. Words: 2761, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Multi Characters: Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Keeley Jones Relationships: Keeley Jones/Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Cooking, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Domestic Bliss, Established Relationship source https://archiveofourown.org/works/60503584 November 12, 2024 at 08:58AM

[saintmeghanmarkle]

The "divorce". by u/IconicAnimatronic

The "divorce". There's a lot of thoughts on what she's going to come out with, or what she has on Harry.She knows that both MI5 and MI6 have a whole ass dossier on her. She's going to be screwed if the RF release that and the bullying info. While she might threaten him with taking the kids away and destroying him, she won't do it because she knows she's screwed if the truth about her comes out. And once it does, everyone is going to weigh in. Everyone she's used and abused. Her best option is to find a richer (more stupid) man and just shut up. She won't. She has no game. If he leaves her, she'll have lost. She knows it.IMHO. post link: https://ift.tt/cxwLB10 author: IconicAnimatronic submitted: August 25, 2024 at 08:58AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[dhr-ao3]

This Cruel World

This Cruel World https://ift.tt/hUyzWnQ by lizz505 In this cruel world, the only thing that saved Hermione was Draco. And in this cruel world, the only thing that destroyed Draco was Hermione. Words: 2245, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins, Alternate Universe - Dark, Pregnancy, Angry Hermione Granger, Angry Draco Malfoy, Sad, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Open to Interpretation, Mistress, Married Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy, Resentment, Hurt No Comfort, Angst, Hurt Hermione Granger, Hurt Draco Malfoy, Toxic Draco Malfoy via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/HCIQxmo August 24, 2024 at 08:58AM

[lunarlotuscove]

Glowing greens & morning moons

Wednesday May 29th 2024 6:08-6:58am

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

Dear Amara

Dear Amara https://ift.tt/4g5XdER by AnaSennen 30th Rejection Letter Words: 305, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 30 of Rejection Letters Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Amara (Supernatural), God | Chuck Shurley, Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester Relationships: Amara & God | Chuck Shurley, Castiel & God | Chuck Shurley, Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Letters, God | Chuck Shurley is Castiel's Parent, Castiel is God | Chuck Shurley's Favorite Angel, Castiel Is Technically The Youngest Angel, Mentioned Amara/Dean Winchester, I found it funny to add the therapy cage thing, Amara May Get Her Own Dean, Even God Knows That Dean Won't Accept His Feelings For Cas So Easily, Castiel and Dean Winchester in Love, Mentioned Jack Kline via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/v3SFwuG November 10, 2024 at 08:58AM

[maximuswolf]

Which Shakira Song Are You?

Which Shakira Song Are You? https://ift.tt/NdYs38K Submitted November 08, 2024 at 01:58AM by Chinmaye50 https://ift.tt/8Yf52Hl via /r/Music

[automatismoateo]

A Fetus Is Not an Independent Life: Abortion in the Talmud - Keep this handy for the next four years. TW: Violence Misogyny via /r/atheism

A Fetus Is Not an Independent Life: Abortion in the Talmud - Keep this handy for the next four years. TW: Violence, Misogyny https://ift.tt/ga4n0QM Submitted November 08, 2024 at 01:58AM by LaserGecko (From Reddit https://ift.tt/jlYpsz4)

[tylanwitherspoon]

Conquering the Rip Curl: Fun Spot America's Wild Ride!

Conquering the Rip Curl: Fun Spot America's Wild Ride! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UBzdv4CNZc Join us as we experience the excitement of the Rip Curl at Fun Spot America! Watch our friend overcome shyness and dive into a thrilling adventure that’s sure to get your adrenaline pumping. Let's see what the hype is all about! #FunSpotAmerica #RipCurlRide #AmusementParkAdventures #ThrillSeekers #RideReview #FamilyFun #AdrenalineRush #ThemeParkVibes #ShyButBrave #AdventureAwaits via TyLan Witherspoon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCptV-LcHgOo8JJh9E5t6GoQ November 08, 2024 at 05:58AM

[easygaragedoorrepairyt]

Modern Glass Garage Door #elegant #design #garagedoor #luxury #exterior #Houston #Texas #subscribe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=653ddYJlxDI via Easy Garage Door Repair https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHk36RdCt2SNARk9pBkpATA November 08, 2024 at 05:58AM

[saffronhedgehog]

Future Humanoid AI #ai #aiart #digitalart #digital #digitalpainting #humanoid October 15, 2024 at 08:58AM via Instagram https://instagr.am/p/DBIyLe9OuS5/

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Are there any theories as to the names of shadow IG accounts Megs might own? by u/kiwi_love777

Are there any theories as to the names of shadow IG accounts Megs might own? I believe Myra is on X/Twitter and aside from “ARO” and “Meghan” and “Guest Speaker” on NYPost do we think there’s any sugary accounts that might actually be Meghan? Share your thoughts/theories! post link: https://ift.tt/5brvJBs author: kiwi_love777 submitted: June 26, 2024 at 08:58AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[dhr-ao3]

Fate's Favorite Fool

Fate's Favorite Fool https://ift.tt/SDxkbgH by treaturself Draco Malfoy was killing for her. Hermione Granger didn’t know why, but she knew he did it—and he was good at it. One offhanded name, a whispered complaint, and by the next day, it'd be handled. A tumble down the stairs, a potion gone wrong, a sudden case of spattergroit. It was easy. Convenient. So for months, she let him rid her world of anyone who dared call her a Mudblood, laughed her policy proposals out of Wizengamot sessions, or dismissed her with a patronizing “sweetheart.” All she had to do was look the other way, pretending not to notice the intense grey eyes that seemed to be watching her every move. Until he told her why, with a truth that shattered her world: “Because I’m a werewolf, and you’re my mate.” Words: 3325, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Werewolf Mates, Werewolf Draco Malfoy, Soul Bond, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Auror Draco Malfoy, Pining Draco Malfoy, Creature Draco Malfoy, Morally Grey Draco Malfoy, Morally Grey Hermione Granger, Canon Divergence - Post-Hogwarts via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/5qGB0xR November 08, 2024 at 04:58AM