#200lb

[fandoms-run-my-life]

PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!

In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).

What does that mean for movie!Logan?

He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.

When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.

Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 296

Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother. 

It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead. 

[etherealnoir]

We did it girlies. It took 2.5 years of development hell, but we made it to the other side.

[growinggirl1716]

Come and get it! Side angles and fat talking 🥰

https://curvage.org/forum/index.php?/files/file/47807-side-angle-fat-talking-%F0%9F%98%89%F0%9F%A5%B5/

☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

[exdivine]

i ordered tampons on instacart and the shopper replaced it with portobello mushrooms. this is why i should be allowed to hunt men for sport

[makemefat31]

Sorry for disappearing. I'm coming back soon. I lost the weight, but I plan on gaining it all back and much more. Hopefully you aren't too disappointed. I got this new mask. I'm going to be a good piggy from now on 🐷. More updates to come, and also check out my twitter MakeMeFat31 (@MakeMeFat31) / X (twitter.com)

[housecow]

Girl please stop romanticizing obesity, it will literally kill you eventually (and I know it’s not the first time someone says it to you). Like are you even ok? Romanticizing being immobile & being humiliated on the street? Why would you even aspire to this? For some attention of questionable men on this app? Girl they don’t deserve you. This message comes from a place of concern, it is not intended as an insult. You said you want a career in the future, maybe focus on that, I’m not sure how possible it is do all that while being immobile or having whatever condition.

omfg 😭 i apologize for writing little stories to get myself off, i guess?? lmfao. i have a fetish. i state clearly in my bio that this is what to expect. sorry im horny posting anonymously on tumblr.com ???? stop being weird when u don’t even belong in these spaces

[queer-and-bloating]

Hit (and exceeded) 200lbs!!!

Been trying for over a year and a half and I'm finally only 10lbs away from the heaviest I've ever been!

Can't wait to surpass it 😈😈😈

[wineanddineloseyourmind]

HRT isn't enough, i need to be covered in tatoos and piercings

[driftingballoons]

Celebi always gets to be held, now she wants to hold them!

[starry-bi-sky]

"Odysseus and his crew could've just fished!"

"lmao Athena is yelling at Odysseus for not fishing instead"

"why didn't they just fish? they're on the ocean!"

Me, tiredly: no.... no they could not have 'just fished', you don't know what you're talking about. please... please just sit down. Athena would've "my goodbye"'d his ass on the spot for suggesting to fish instead

[rizzblade]

Hurrrgghhhhhh willing this pyromancer into existence grrrkrkrkfndhdj

He alone can destroy the world,,, it’s just gotta happen

[kangals]

one of the local lost dog recovery groups that i follow recently put up a notice for a senior collie that went missing, and they listed his weight as 120lbs... and i know this is so not the point, and i hope they find their dog safe and sound, but. what the hell do you MEAN 120lbs. are you horrible at estimating weight, or did you lose a dog that is so obese as to be spherical. HUH.

[kaikamahine]

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[vroomian]

man that tumor really fucked up my digestive system. I've lost over ten pounds since i got back from the hospital despite not exercising or doing much more than sleeping and playing stardew. maybe I wasn't a lazy hopless fatass but like. genuinely sick???

[housecow]

One question, do you have trouble walking? I had a job where I had to carry around ~150 pounds of wire and I had to stop every block or so. Does fat carry differently?

i don’t, not anymore, though i did after gaining 20lbs dec/jan :)) fat does carry differently but you also get used to the weight if you gain slowly and keep up physical activity?

and even if you gained quickly and it’s difficult to be active, if you’re kind to yourself and work on it, you’ll be able to walk normally again! your muscles will be able to carry more in general, it’s why some fat ppl are very strong haha