#2 exes

[scrollonso]

nah yall want me so bad..

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.

Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.

And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.

the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.

He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.

Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!

Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through

He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'

I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[daftmooncretin]

armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Jacaerys "OH Not Another Step Parent" Targaryen

[jaypentaghast]

[ellilyre]

Do you think that Odysseus has become a kind of running joke among the gods, like when we joke about cockroachs' survivability?

For example some mortal is surviving stuff that rly should've killed him, and someone on Olympus says "is he pulling an Odysseus on us?" and everyone laughs

[anna-scribbles]

take my hand. listen. adrinette exes. and marichat. (part 1)

(part 2 / part 3)

[doctorsiren]

Thinking about how (a humanoid) Bill would see Ford be older after those 30 years (because that’s how people work), and so to try and appeal to him again, he makes himself look older too (I mean, he’s WAYYYY older than Ford actually, but I just mean visually)

But then after he’s killed and sent to the Theraprism, he goes back to his original twink look, and I say this because I already did a drawing of my humanoid Bill in prison and I like how that design worked with his pathetic traumatized orange jumpsuit look more than I think I would like it with an older looking version 😁 plus uhh I don’t wanna deem that drawing “not canon” to my brain so yeah

[milkovichy]

hold on now

[attorneys-against-court-violence]

Ace Attorney girls will adopt older siblings and declare them "little" just because they entered the family last, it's just a fact of life.

I love that there's a consistent logic to it despite their actual ages. Both Edgeworth and Phoenix are 7 years older than both of them. Neither of these women are even in their 20's at this point while the lads are both 26. They are little brothers to them. Incredible.

[iloveacronix]

Jay vs Cole fight scene better go like this. MAKE ME CRY, NINJAGO!!

[anchoeritic]

mutual masturbation with ex!ellie — where you two had become so desperate for a release that you had to help each other out one way or another. even though your relationship had fallen, the sexual tension only made things more real for the both of you. so real that her fingers were already knuckle deep into you while yours were lazily rubbing circles into her sensitive little bud.

“touchin’ myself isn’t the same,” your mixed moans bouncing off the walls with every stroke, every soft cry turning into a needy ‘please’. “f—fuuuuck. it’s not as good as you, baby,” you had gone too long without the touch of ellie, you couldn’t face it anymore. your tummy felt warm with her digits filling you to the brim, your arousal dripping down her hand. god, you were beyond wet enough for her. “missed this pussy s’fuckin’ much.” her whisper going raspy as she pressed her forehead onto yours, “s’fuckin’ tight ‘round my fingers, baby.”

“els, you’re so wet…” your fingers only rub faster at her words, the praise making you want to match her pace. your pussies brushed together every now and then when the both of you would rock your hips, the subtle bump eliciting a whimper from the two of you, “a—ah shiiiiit—“ “e-ellie..” her fingers curl inside you, stretching you out. your moans shadowing ellie’s when you realise she’s slipped another finger in. “take it f’me, baby. you can do it f’me, mhmm..”

[swatchitt]

i coughed onto my huion, and this is what was there afterwards.

i like how hizashi turned out.

[shiverhohojiro]

the slightly unsettling realization that your ex-boss is also a person with wants and desires, and that those wants and desires are closer to your own than you might previously have imagined. aka "why does DJ Octavio get to be at the Grand Festival can you imagine how the octolings must feel about this"

Bonus doodle:

[ghostlyeris]

it's gotta be rough when evan kelmp, certified freak extraordinaire, thinks the thing you're doing is absolutely insane