#1st of all i love the JOLLY channel

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

It's December 1st. Whose screaming Christmas carols, whose baking Christmas treats, whose decorating, who doesn't care, whose putting up mistletoe everywhere, whose shopping for presents every second, who forgot presents, who purposely didn't get presents and whose constantly asking for a puppy? (Sorry this so long, I just kept getting ideas!)

IM SORRY THIS IS DAYS LATE BUT I L O V E CHRISTMAS I HAVE TO DO THIS ONE. ALSO FORGIVE ME THIS IS /LONG AS FUCK/--the ipliersthe jim twins are as excited as, well, a kid on christmas morning. wearing santa hats, candy canes in their mouths, they even decorated their mic in red and green ribbon. the two practically shrieking out christmas songs -- much to everyone's annoyance "CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE--""jesus christ," dark snaps, "can you two knock it off?! it's only the first--""WOULD YOU LIKE A MORE MODERN SONG OF JOY." jim twin #1 asks, holding up a worn book of christmas carols -- the same one they've had since they were 4. passed on from dear old Mother Jim."no! this season is so grossly happy and joyful -- leave me to work--""I, DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS." jim twin #2 starts off as dark covers his ears. why did they have to be the loudest egos? why cant they see how shitty of a holiday christmas is?!"THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED, DONT CARE ABOUT--"dark gets an idea and smirks. knowing one way he can get them to leave him alone. "santa isn't real."the two twins share an offended and angry look, mouths open, did he just?!"christmas was a pagan festival of gifts before being appropriated by romans based on the Odin myth."the jim twins cringe, holding their dear caroling book closer -- he...he has to be lying!"who is the god of war and death."the jim twins turn away offended as all hell. jim twin #1 throwing a candy cane in dark's face and hissing. "SHUN THE NONBELIEVER, JIM.""SHUN."they then run off to go do whatever christmas activity next -- dark hoping they won't take this caroling /publicly/.******ed edgar and silver shepherd are cooking in the kitchen. ed is a surprisingly good cook -- especially around the holidays. just ask anyone who's been to his thanksgiving or christmas dinners. silver only tagged along because he was tired of dark being a joy sucker out of the season."now," ed chuckles, "we're gon' need about a store's worth of flour.""...what?! wh--ed, why do we need a store's worth.""uh, /excuse you, youngin'/," ed points at his pink and white apron. almost annoyed, "this apron calls me chef in charge 'round here. you follow, don't question.""ed. first of all, that's wilford's apron. second of all, we probably only need one bag at most for gingerbread cookies. why would we need a--""listen. i'm only making one gingerbread man fo' everybody 'round here -- i take home the rest.""how...much exactly is the rest?""350."silver shepherd sighs, taking off his mask and gloves. ed still smiling away as if his idea was normal. well, no arguing with a stubborn man like ed. he grabs his car keys from the table as ed follows him, "your limit is 50 dollars for the ingredients." he mumbles. "i knew you'd come 'round!" ed wraps an arm around silver, "we're gon' have so much fun with these lil old cookies! i even have a homemade sugar icing recipe! i'll even make a lil cape fo' yours!" he silently doubted it but hey, its a hell of a lot better than spending his free time with an angry and annoyed dark. ******bim tugged the host along, holding onto the sleeve of his trenchcoat gently as he lead him into the meeting room. the tall green christmas tree standing proudly in the corner. decorations of red and green and gold littered the meeting room's table. the smell of pine hits the host before anything -- taking him back to his own cabin in the woods long ago. the trees covering him away from the world as he...the host shook his head. he hated those memories. he hated those dark times. he hated it all."wilford put us in charge of the tree this year," bim smiled to himself, "i know its a challenge with erm...""i'm blind?""yeah, that." bim sighs, grabbing the box of lights and unrolling them gently, handing the ball to the host, who held it with a strange look on his face."w-what's poking me?""lights, silly!" bim giggles. the sound making the host blush and laugh along. any time bim was happy, he was happy. "now, i'm gonna loop around the tree. you just follow along, yeah? tell me if ya get dizzy and we can slow down.""the host nods, holding the bundle of lights close to his chest. ready for the decorations -- reminding him of his most favorite time of year."bim shakes his head and laughs, "you can't ever turn that off, can you?""the host cannot."the two start off steady and slow. the host following bim's footsteps. he could hear the jim twins playing 'i'll be home for christmas' in the next room over -- their office space. "those two can never get tired of christmas, i swear.""the host reminds bim that it's worse for him since his own office is right next door to the twins."bim giggles, "well, hope ya like christmas as much as them." it's when bim giggles does the host wish he had his sight back. what'd he give to see his smile (although, according to dark, it looks like his -- he doubt it. bim was handsome, charming, while his smile held back pain he swallowed down.)in those small moments of thinking and wishing, the host stays in place. the lights tangling as bim gets wrapped up with the host, groaning as the tree falls gently against them. the two tied chest to chest, bim's hands resting on the host's hips. "um..." bim laughs nervously, blushing away, "hostie, bud, we're tangled.""i...is that you against me?""yeah...i'll -- i'll get us out!!"the music drowns out bim's struggles as he pulls at the lights. the host's thoughts screaming at him -- tell him!! now's your chance!! confess!!"i love...i love--""hmm?" bim perks up, "sorry, wasn't listening, what do you love?""t...this song!! i, i love it, it's my favorite christmas song."he stops and hears bim laugh again, humming along, "its a good song."the host goes along with the lie, singing along as bim rests his head on the host's shoulder to get around to the lights behind him. "if only in my dreams."yeah, only in his dreams -- bim had matthias, what did he have? nothing but his dreams of what could be with the two of them. at least, for a moment, he had the courage to change that. maybe that's what he'll ask for this year; courage. ******dark crossed his arms and continued to work in his office. he could smell cookies baking, he could hear christmas songs being sung, and he could see holly being hung in the halls. how stupid -- the other egos should be /working!/ do they think they can take over mark's channel with all this fooling around?! he slams the laptop he'd been using shut and stares out his window. even the fuckin' /city/ was covered in red and green, fake reindeer and sleighs all around, snowmen (who bought fake snow to LA?!) waving in the cold breeze. he face palms himself. a headache coming on. he hated winter, he hated christmas, he hated everything about the holidays.it...brought back memories he didn't want to dwell on. memories of christmas morning...in a mansion of some sort. fuzzy memories of a woman, a man, and that damned mark -- all enjoying...hot chocolate with marshmallows. opening gifts like.../a family/."heeeeey darkidoo," wilford bursts into his office. the jim twins still throwing (sharpened to a point) candy canes at dark's door. "what do you want, wil?""geez," he shuts the door, dark's back turned towards him, "what's up with the jims? ya do something?""other than not engaging them in their childish behavior -- not, i did nothing." he sighs, "did you finish the weekly schedule for this month's programming on Markiplier TV?""gimmie another day--""damnit, wil! stop -- just stop! stop with this foolish nonsense, this holly jolly bullshit! i hate this season and i hate the way it makes everyone--" he stops as he hears wilford set down something on his desk and wrap an arm behind him. hugging him. "dark," he sighs, "just...take it easy, okay? it's december -- at least be happy the year's almost over, and be happy you still got us. hell, be happy some egos are working like doc and google." he smiles, "just...be happy we're all still here to celebrate the season. and nobody's gone."there's silence as dark hangs his head low. "i'll leave you alone for a while. i gotta confiscate the candy canes from the jims. i'll see you at home, dark."he squeezes around dark once more and moves to leave, stopping before he opens the door, "oh! i...i found that while looking for the christmas tree in the storage back home. i...i have a feeling it's yours. broke it in for ya!" he laughs as he leaves. dark turns around to see a black mug with a cursive 'D' on it. an intense emotion of...nostalgia rushing over him despite not remembering the mug. he stares out the window again as he holds the hot mug to him. he looks down to see hot chocolate and marshmallows. he smiles and sips the hot drink. this season isn't so bad after all with people like wilford in his life.--the septiceyesthis...was going to be the best surprise, marvin thought to himself. thanks to a new trick he'd learned -- he successfully figured out how to move the mistletoe to wherever he wanted, as if he had hung them everywhere. he was sure it'd be a laugh to see everyone's reactions. making anti kiss the pizza delivery guy, making dr. schneeplestein kiss whatever old patient he was seeing, maybe making robbie kiss his reflection. it'd be hilarious nonetheless. marvin, the marvelous magician, shall wow and dazzle his fellow egos!!he hid behind the couch in the lobby of their headquarters, where they hold their meetings, and waited.and waitedand waited/and waited/.growing tired as nobody walked by, had they found out about his plan? did nobody just need to come this way?he saw jackieboy man walk by and perked up, using his wand to move the mistletoe closer under him, rushing out the door to call him back as he left."j-jackie!! hey...oh shit," he looked up as he noticed he was directly under the mistletoe.jackieboy raised an eyebrow before looking up. "aha, you want to meet me here?" he smirks, catching marvin's chin in his fingers, flipping down his mask and red hoodie, soft green hair cascading down his face. a blush crossing marvin's cheek."just us two? alone here, the christmas decorations and lights lighting up your face so softly...""um, i mean--""here? under..." jackieboy looks up. suggestive. marvin not knowing if it was humanly possible to blush anymore."jackie...""THE MISTLEFOE?!""wha--" he ducked as jackieboy tackled him, wrestling him to the floor as chase and anti walked by. anti shouting as chase winced."get the magic nerd!! get the magic nerd!!" anti shouts"THE HELL IS A MISTLEFOE?!" marvin yells as he taps out with his wand from jackieboy man's headlock. ripping away his cat mask."pssh, the mistlefoe!! put two people under that," jackieboy points to the mistletoe, "and have 'em duke it out, fight and stuff. you dont know about the best winter tradition?""erm...its actually meant for the two to--" chase is cut off as marvin uses his wand to seal his lips shut, chase giving him the middle finger and pointing to his lips.marvin used his magic to burn the magic mistletoe attached to the doorframe. cringing as jackieboy man helped him up. helping him walk to dr. schneep's office"better luck next year, magic boy!!""....i hate working here," marvin coughs as he waits for the doctor. this, was going to be a very long winter. ******the doctor clocks out early, waving goodbye to the other egos....at 10 am, after working for 45 minutes."dude, ya can't just up and leave!! we need help with decorating!! and baking the cookies!!" jackieman boy yells as chase nearly stumbles carrying in the tree. "i must!!" the doctor yells, "chase, you are in charge until i get back at...well, just know you're all working late tonight!"chase gives a thumbs up, pointing at anti as he walks by, already directing them all.the drive to the mall isn't too long, he runs towards the opening, still in his doctor uniform. this time of year was perfect for his giving heart. already having a mile long list of gift ideas for every one of the egos in his pocket, his credit card with his savings from all his paychecks since last year loaded onto it -- no price limit for anyone!! and he finally healed from his injuries after black friday and cyber monday!! (hey, those internet shoppers are no joke)he practically skips into the mall with glee at the decorations. giant christmas gift boxes, fake snow, even a 'winter wonderland' with a fake santa -- wait...was that his patient bobby dressed up? bobby with the bad smoking habit?"i hope he cleaned up for the kiddies," schneep says to himself as he rushes into the first store -- a new camera for chase on the top of his list!!he gets everyone everything -- new knife collection for anti!! a new tux for marvin!! every single marvel movie for jackieboy man!! stuffed animals and candy for robbie!! a top hat for dapper jack!!and that's just for the first day of december, he plans to do this all until christmas eve, already having different wrapping for each ego's gift. until he sees it. his own personal wish. the 35 book set of medical mysteries -- all in order, and all for him.until another hand touches the set too. dr. iplier staring at him from the other side of the shelf. downright glaring. "henrik.""edward."the two stare back in spite -- no, schneep /needed this/. he worked too damn long this year to be bested by some quack doctor ego."aha," schneep laughs, obviously fake, "what are you doing here?""shopping for christmas. i was just looking at this book set i wanted for myself."fuck. schneep tugs on the set. dr. iplier's hand not going away. "oh, really?" he smiles coldly, "so. was. i."dr. iplier tugs, schneep tugs, the two turning into a tug of war before schneep pulls him against the wooden shelf in the bookstore, yelling as they fight it out. the early morning shoppers crowding around them, recording as schneep hold dr. iplier in a headlock. "THOSE BOOKS ARE MINE, YOU PRICK.""OVER MY DEAD BODY, QUACK.""OH THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, BITCH.""TRY ME, YOU ASSHOLE."schneep pulls out the scalpel he keeps in his pocket. the two fighting more, knocking displays over and taking it outside to the winter wonderland exhibit. children running and screaming as they crash into santa's sleigh. finally -- they're broken apart by santa (bobby). schneep grabbing his items from the bookstore and rushing out the mall. not wanting to deal with police or security. wiping away tears as he drives back. thankfully -- good old smoking santa (bobby), his faithful patient, was head of security at the mall. "its christmas," he later told schneep on the phone (and dr. iplier), "just...stay outta the mall for a good two days and i'll pretend not a single thing happened"schneep wiped away tears as he layer learned -- hey, the bookstore had tons of copies of the book set they were fighting over, that was just a display!he, however blushes as chase, anti, and robbie crowd around chase's phone. the video from his fight going viral online. "doc!! you're trending under #ThoseBooksAreMine!! that's awesome as hell, you'll be a meme!!" chase praises. schneep shakes his head. nursing the black eye he has. he knows it'll be worth it when he sees their laughing and happy faces on christmas day.because he knows damn well, marvin would forget presents and anti would die before he got presents for anyone else.******"a puppy!!" chase smiles as he walks into their ego headquarters with anti. heavy coats and scarves on. a smaller dog being walked by a young boy trotting on. "ew." anti drinks the starbucks chase bought him, "dogs are gross--"chase gasps, "i...am offended on behalf of all dogs, dude!!" "what? its a dirty animal that tracks mud and barely listens.""sure you're not describing yourself, dude?" chase jokes as anti rolls his eyes. "how could you want a little disgusting creature like that?""they're cute, they're playful, they cuddle up to ya when its cold, they bark!!" chase goes on and on, sitting down in the meeting room as they wait for the others, "they keep ya company, they nip at ya when they're hungry, they...they love you unconditionally...they...won't be taken away from ya," he stops, sniffling. tears forming in his eyes, memories of christmases long gone hitting him. seeing his son and daughter excitedly wake up him and stacey to open gifts. going ice skating. baking cookies.shit."...chase?"chase shakes his head and wipes a tear, "sorry, bro. i...i'm just caught up in my feelings. this time of year and, missing my kids."anti looks down into his coffee cup. damn, chase has been through a lot. he's the only ego who keeps it together -- not like him who just...glitches out at emotions. "...it's fine." anti grumbles under his scarf, "i'm sure this christmas will be...okay.""really?" "...yeah, really. even with that stacey keeping the kids, this christmas will be worthwhile. i mean, we got...decorating and shit to do today. that'll take your mind off it, right?""y-yeah, and the kids are suppose to call after school...and, and stacey's letting me come to their christmas play!! you're right, for once, anti!!" chase smiles and hugs him, anti awkwardly patting back. "okay...hug's been too long, don't push it chase.""sorry."...everyone had called chase a dumbass to give a copy of his apartment keys to anti. everyone had doubted anti would show any spirit in the season. everyone had doubted chase would get anything he really wanted for christmas, even schneeplestein.anti snuck into chase's apartment that christmas eve. chase down for the night in his bedroom. a small 4 foot christmas tree decorated in lights and ordainments in the corner of his living room. a letter from his kids (that anti skimmed through) on the table. "let's prove all those dicks back at hq wrong," he whispers to the bundle in his arms. setting it under the tree. it'd been absolute hell to get anyone to allow him to take home chase's gift. grunting as he sat on the couch and nodded off into sleep. the dalmatian puppy slept too, a red collar around it's neck, tail wagging in its sleep as it was thankful for anti for getting him out of the cold shelter. excited to meet his new master in the cold christmas morning.

[maealbert]

Get To Know Me More!

These are just some random questions I found from a website! Feel free to copy and paste and your own answers!! To my followers, here's some more things you can get to know about me!!

Favorite fast food restaurant? TACO BELL

Favorite ice cream flavor? Strawberry, Moose Tracks, French Vanilla

Favorite chocolate candy? M&Ms, Ferrero Rocher (not sure I spelt that correctly)

Favorite fruity candy? Jolly Ranchers or cherry lollipops

Favorite flavor Starburst? PINK or red Favorite dish at Olive Garden? THEIR SALAD IS THE BOMB! But I love their chicken parmesean (spelling?)

Favorite kind of sushi? I'm the type who does not like sushi at all.

Favorite Asian dish? If it involves rice, bean sprouts, steak, and veggies I will love it.

Favorite Italian dish? Uh, pizza duh. NO. My boyfriend's mother makes such good food! (perks of dating an italian family)

Favorite food of all time? My grandmother Portuguese Soup recipe.

Favorite way to cook a steak? Medium and juicy.

Favorite pasta dish? Chicken Alfredo

Favorite cookie? Chocolate chip, helloooooo. All Girl Scout cookies!

Favorite fast food French fries? WENDY'S!!

Favorite cereal? Fruit Loops, Reese's Puffs, Captain Crunch

Favorite breakfast food? PANKCAKES or waffles

Favorite pizza toppings? This is a lot, here we go. Pepperoni, cheese, onions, green peppers, sausage, Canadian bacon, chicken, banana peppers

Favorite fruit? STRAWBERRIES or cherries

Favorite vegetable? Any color bell peppers, onions, RAW broccoli, green beans, peas, carrots

Favorite dessert? Cheesecake or ice cream (both are so good fried 😍)

Favorite comfort food? Lime tortilla chips, ramen noodles, pickles

Favorite way to eat bacon? Crispy Favorite thing at a buffet? Mashed potatoes

Favorite pumpkin-flavored treat? Pumpkin pie and pumpkin butter

Favorite dish at Thanksgiving? Stuffing for sure

Favorite cake? Vanilla

Favorite ice cream sundae toppings? Sprinkles, cherries, and chocolate syrup

Favorite thing to cook? Pasta and veggie

Favorite soda? Root beer! 

Favorite alcoholic drink? Not legal yet so nothing

Favorite drink at Starbucks? Caffe Mocha

Favorite flavor coffee? French vanilla, caffe mocha

Favorite 80's movie? THE GOONIES or The Breakfast Club

Favorite Harry Potter movie? Half Blood Prince

Favorite Hobbit from the Lord of the Rings? They're all so cute I can't pick one!

Favorite Simpson's character? Bart Favorite cartoon cat? Garfield duh 😂

Favorite TV sitcom? FRIENDS

Favorite cartoon? RUGRATS or Hey Arnold!

Favorite scary movie? Scream 1,2,3,4 (even though they aren't really scary 😂)

Favorite funny movie? Good Burger

Favorite celebrity? Paget Brewster, Gal Gadot

Favorite South Park character? Kenny

Favorite chick flick? The Notebook (sorry not sorry)

Favorite Pixar movie? THE INCREDIBLES or TOY STORY!

Favorite Family Guy character? Don't have a favorite

Favorite Leonardo Dicaprio movie? Titanic or Inception

Favorite actress over 50? MERYL STREEP

Favorite Marvel movie? Spiderman 😍 

Favorite TV show? Criminal Minds, Supergirl, The Vampire Diaries, Ridiculous

Favorite cancelled TV series? Grandfathered (so not fair 😩)

Favorite show on the Discovery Channel? I don't watch this channel much...

Favorite classic movie? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 😍😍 

Favorite Beatles song? Hey Jude, All You Need Is Love, Come Together, Let It Be

Favorite string instrument? Guitar

Favorite instrument? Trumpet

Favorite band or music artist? Twenty One Pilots, Justin Bieber, The Beatles, Nancy Sinatra, Frank Sinatra, James Bay (birthday twin, AYYYYE!)

Favorite music genre? Christian, Country, Indie, Pop, (open to others)

Favorite style of dance? Waltz Favorite boy band? N*SYNC!! 😍😍 

Favorite disco song? Can't choose a favorite

Favorite 80's song? Everyone Wants To Rule The World - Tears for Fear & Jesse's Girl - Rick Springfield

Favorite cover song? Dream - Priscilla Ahm (covered by Selena Gomez)

Favorite one-hit wonder? I don't have one

Favorite song you're embarrassed to like? Overboard - Justin Bieber

Favorite foreign band/artist? - John Lennon

Favorite state you’ve visited? Kentucky

Favorite country you want to visit? Portugal

Favorite thing about America? Scenery 

Favorite kind of vacation? Road trip 

Favorite car? Chevy Suburban, Range Rover, Jeep

Favorite road to drive on? Backroads

Favorite way to travel? By car

Favorite beach? Lake Logan's beach

Favorite place to go with family? Amish Country

Favorite vacation you’ve taken? Family vacation to Put-In-Bay

Favorite fictional place you’d want to visit? GENOVIA

Favorite ride at a carnival? Zero gravity

Favorite thing to do at the beach? Find seashells

Favorite rollercoaster? The Beast at King's Island

Favorite theme park? Not sure

Favorite thing about traveling? Seeing new places and meeting new people, learning new things

Favorite dinosaur? T-rex

Favorite breed of dog? Bernese Mountain Dog and Husky

Favorite season? SPRING! It's just pretty!

Favorite flower? DAISY or Lily

Favorite animal at the zoo? Polar Bear, Elephant, Koala Bear

Favorite type of bear? Polar bear

Favorite natural disaster? What kind of question is this? 

Favorite reptile? Snake

Favorite animal? Elephant

Favorite bird? Cardinal or Blue Jay

Favorite thing in the sky? Sun

Favorite thing about a rainy day? The sound of the rain

Favorite sea creature? Sea turtle or manatee

Favorite color rose? Red or white

Favorite small mammal? Chipmunks

Favorite big cat? Lion

Favorite thing about spring? The beautiful flowers and trees

Favorite wild animal you’d like as a pet? Monkey

Favorite sport? Hockey and volleyball

Favorite extreme sport you're too scared to do? BMX

Favorite Olympic sport? Hockey, volleyball, gymnastics

Favorite football team? College: Ohio State University NFL: Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys

Favorite basketball team? College: Ohio State NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers

Favorite hockey team? Columbus Blue Jackets, Toronto Maple Leafs, Nashville Predators

Favorite baseball team? Cleveland Indians 

Favorite sport to play? Volleyball

Favorite winter sport? Hockey

Favorite sport you wish you were a pro at? Volleyball

Favorite professional athlete? Zach Werenski

Favorite sport to watch in person? Hockey

Favorite nursery rhyme? Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Favorite childhood memory? Christmas with my grandparents

Favorite board game? Aggravation 

Favorite children���s show? Blue's Clues 

Favorite toy as a child? Barbie Doll

Favorite teacher? My 1st grade teacher, Mrs. Geilings

Favorite thing about school? Class trips

Favorite age? 4 

Favorite Christmas present? My first digital Nikon camera

Favorite Dr. Seuss book? Green Eggs & Ham, Cat In The Hat

Favorite Halloween costume you've worn? Princess Anna from Frozen]

Favorite lunchbox snack? Pudding

Favorite Winnie the Pooh character? Roo or Piglet

Favorite thing to do during recess? Playground or tetherball 

Favorite superhero? SUPERMAN 

Favorite video game? Left 4 Dead 1,2 

Favorite color Power Ranger? Yellow

Favorite fairy tale? Cinderella 

Favorite game to play outside? Hide-n-seek

Favorite department store? Maurice's

Favorite place to shop? Rue 21

Favorite store in the mall? Forever 21

Favorite perfume/cologne? White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor or A Thousand Wishes from Bath & Body Works

Favorite hair color? Brown or black

Favorite makeup you can't live without? Mascara 

Favorite shoes? Booties

Favorite occasion to dress up for? Weddings

Favorite hairstyle? French braids

Favorite outfit you have? Floral dress

Favorite soap scent? Coconut

Favorite article of clothing? Leggings 

Favorite place for a piercing? Ears

Favorite piece of jewelry? Rings

Favorite thing to wear to bed? Tank top and shorts

Favorite luxury brand? Not a clue 

Favorite brand of toilet paper? Charmin Ultra

Favorite candle scent? A Thousand Wishes or Vanilla

Favorite extracurricular activity? Science Olympiad

Favorite day of the week? Thursday 

Favorite holiday? Christmas or Easter 

Favorite website? Smile More Store

Favorite way to communicate? Text or email

Favorite Youtube video? All of Roman Atwood's videos

Favorite kind of house? Two floors

Favorite car color? White or black

Favorite baby boy name? Joseph or Alexander

Favorite baby girl name? Ruth or Lillian

Favorite thing to do when you’re sick? Binge tv shows or movies on Netflix

Favorite person you’ve never met? Gal Gadot, Paget Brewster

Favorite question you’ve answered so far? Favorite season]

Favorite thing you’ve done in the last 24 hours? Babysittig kiddos

Favorite place to meet up with friends? Parks

Favorite hobby? Writing and photography

Favorite way to cheer you up? Say you bet you can make me smile

Favorite thing to look forward to? The birth of my first kid

Favorite kind of gift to receive? Candy or succulents

Favorite crafty thing to make? Bracelets

Favorite way to relax? Listen to music while I calm myself

Want to know more? Just drop a question in my ask box! :)

[arpmemething2]

Phoenix Wright/Ace Attorney Sentence Starters

“Don’t think I’m going to walk in your shadow forever… Our battle… begins now… so you had better prepare yourself.”

“Why can’t we have a normal, straightforward killing once in awhile in this country!?”

“Yeah, but that’s the problem… She is so mean. And that whip… That thing hurts. It really hurts.”

“Sometimes Life Just sucks”

“It seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday.”

“I spent a whole day looking for my dentures. They turned out to be in my mouth all along.”

“Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary… feelings.”

“Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow.”

“We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!”

“No "but”-ing your way out of this one"

“You fight to the very end, even when you know the truth is not with you”

“It must be nice to live so free of guilt.”

“You’re too young to die!”

“Isn’t violence against hair a crime?”

“You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.”

“She’d never do anything like that! You hear me?! Never! She’s a great kid, and really cute… And really great… And cute.”

“Someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side.”

“Every time you do it, I have a mini-heart attack. It’s like you’re trying to kill me, pal.”

“Proof enough for you, (insert name here)? Or should I say… Mr(s). Did It!”

“It is kinda cool though. I wouldn’t mind having a whip myself. I bet cracking that whip on you once or twice would be just what the doctor ordered!”

“Now I’m definitely up the creek without a paddle… or a life jacket”

“If you keep on barking at me like that, I’ll start singing at the top of my lungs!”

“When you’ve run into a wall with no place to go, return to the basics.”

“Should I be grateful this coffee’s only hot enough to give me 1st degree burns…?”

“Wait, what if the killer was a robot?”

“You look as though you’ve seen a ghost!”

“I was hoping I’d come up with a question while pounding on my desk.”

“Knowing her, the only kind of talking she likes to do is with her whip.”

“A "human machine”!? That’s a contradiction!“

"I guess putting a poster of a magician in a law office is kinda strange.”

“Their debut single was just 2 minutes and 15 seconds long? What a rip-off!”

“So that’s why everyone craves about caviar! It’s so tasty it hurts!”

“The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me!”

“I have a separate stomach for sweets!”

“Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be.”

“To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren’t machines… they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate… And yes, they even make mistakes…”

“Also, hopefully you realize, things change depending on how you look at them.”

“The truth is… when I was a little boy… I wanted to be a wizard.”

“Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself… That is coffee.”

“We agree there is a lunchbox here, but we don’t know what’s inside! A person’s life is like a lunchbox with pretzels. Don’t you agree?”

“A muddy mudskipper in outer space has a better chance of surviving than I do”

“What’s the difference? They do the same thing, right? I think you should stick to the basic facts of the matter”

“I believe the correct term here is "You fail!”“

"I like a man with a big… vocabulary.”

“If you wish to hang yourself, (insert name here), you’re welcome to, but not inside my (insert location here).”

“Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time.”

“It’s never a good idea to reveal your hand to the enemy too soon.”

“I try not to pay much attention to things that don’t interest me.”

“Words can not describe how screwed I am.”

“Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!”

“Why do I come here to the office every day ? It’s not like I want to work.”

“You’re saying that if something isn’t normal, it simply isn’t possible?”

“You can’t just go saying "pal” like that! That’s MY endearing character trait!“

"Times may change but people sadly do not.”

“Uh oh, she’s really pissed this time!”

“What’s it to you, porcupine-head!?”

“The guilty will always lie, to avoid being found out. There’s no way to tell who is guilty and who is innocent!”

“I think I feel a migraine coming on…”

“You want more pressure, huh? Why don’t you go down to the fire department and have them spray you with the hose?”

“This person… I haven’t got a clue. He seems to know me but maybe he’s mistaking me for someone else?”

“You will sick down the penalty (insert name here)… and you will like it!”

“It seems (insert name here) has lost his confidence along with their hair…”

“Hey! I don’t have anything to do with spirit power. The only thing I can channel is a TV.”

“I think it’s high time you went shopping for a better excuse…?”

“I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting”

“Cry and my whip will accommodate.”

“People are like books. We’ve all got a front and a back. You get my drift?”

“Let’s go let her whip us”

“I’ll have you know I like strawberries much better than bananas.”

“My motto is: ‘Don’t worry, be happy!’”

“Sounds like they’re having a spat. One of those "differences in musical direction” bands are always splitting up over.“

"She’s either trying to make it grow… or she’s perfecting her water torture technique.”

“See that innocent smile? Everyone has a different way of breaking the news”

“Now, now, let’s all be one big happy family, OK?”

[flirting-with-psychology]

Are you currently in love? I don’t think so

What do you think is your best feature? Physically, my eyes or my boobs. Personality, my creativity and my sense of humor

Name one memory that you’ll never forget. Seeing a spider on my wrist while coming in from recess in 1st grade 

Do you regularly dye your hair? No

Have you ever been in a car accident? No.

Are you afraid of stink bugs? Not terribly but I don’t like them

How cold is it where you’re at right now? Not really

Are the holidays a happy time for you? Eh. They often involve getting over someone and lamenting being single

Are you in a relationship? No

What is the one room in your house you spend the most time in? My room

Are you a male or a female? Female

So, what’s your name? Star

Are you interested in anime? No

Tell me what your last dream was about. I can’t remember last night’s, but the night before involved Captain quite a bit, I think he worked in a restaurant and gave me a coupon for something and the coupon said “give this to your crush” so I got a little excited but I didn’t really think he meant it that way, and then I went to a 4th of July fireworks show which was indoors due to weather, and my dad made us all wear earplugs because of the loud noise indoors, and then for some reason they called up all the film classes to take a bow and I couldn’t see enough to know which class was mine but I got lucky and went up at the right time, and as I was walking back my crush Cadence flirtily took off the tiara that was on my head

Do you regularly play Farmville? No

What do you think of your current president? Not a fan

Is there one website you visit regularly, but would never admit to? None that I wouldn’t admit

Do you own any pets? 2 cats

How much time per day do you spend on the phone? A lot of time on the device, but hardly any actually talking on the phone

When is your birthday? November 26

Would you rather have no legs or have no arms? No legs, it’s easier to get functional prosthetics or to live life without them

Have you ever done something you regret? Who hasn’t?

Name your favorite cartoon. Phineas and Ferb

What channel is your TV on right now? It’s not on

Are you any good at singing? Decent

How fast can you type? Not too fast. I never fully learned to touch type either

What is your favorite beverage? Chocolate malt milkshake

Name a color that represents your personality. Green? It’s my favorite color. Or blue

What is your favorite smell? Citrus

Have you ever shopped at a Hollister? Yeah but I don’t think I’ve ever bought anything

If you could move right now, where would you move to? I’m not sure

Do you procrastinate? I put the pro in procrastinate (this was the last person’s answer but it’s perfect)

How much sleep do you usually get per night? About 5-6 hours on school nights and 10 hours on weekends

Do you play any sports? Not really, I play a little badminton but I’m not very good

Are you afraid of the dentist? No

Who was the last person you called? My mom's boyfriend

Do you swear regularly? Hella

Have you ever smoked marijuana? A little, but not enough to get high

Do you believe in abortion? Yes

Have you ever tried Jolly Rancher candy canes? I’m not sure

Do you go hunting? No

What is your biggest accomplishment in life so far? Graduating college with distinction Are you homophobic? No

Do you wear glasses? Yep

Do you wish you were taller or shorter? Not really

What kind of flooring is in your living room? Wood at my dad’s, carpet at my mom’s

Do you have any children? No

Does donating to charity make you feel good? Eh, when I do it’s usually more out of guilt

Name one song that’s stuck in your head right now. Nothing because I’m listening to music

Have you ever done anything illegal? Yeah, I’ve drunk underage

Name your favorite animal. Wolf?

Do you like McDonalds sweet tea? Haven’t had it

Have you ever been given a massage? Yes

Do you know anyone that has cancer? I know people who have had cancer, but no one who has it currently

Name one good deed you’ve done today. Tried to be a middle ground in my mom’s fight with her boyfriend, but I don’t think I did a very good job

Is there anyone on your mind right now? Yeah

Name the closest red object to you. My blanket

Do you hate it when people use bad grammar? It's annoying sometimes, especially when people do it on purpose to be “cute”

When’s the last time you were sick? Spring break maybe?

Name your most embarrassing moment. I can’t think of one

Have you ever been extremely drunk? Drunkest I’ve been was last fall at a band party, I got there late so I felt like I had to “catch up” before all the alcohol was gone, so I had basically a full solo cup of coconut rum and a couple shots. I danced, made out with a random guy, played cards with my ex who I had very recently made peace with and I couldn’t figure out the card game even though it was super easy, made out with a hot drumline guy who I ended up going home with, and as I was leaving, kissed my two girl friends goodbye

Do you own a gun? No

Do documentaries bore you? They have to be really good

Are you a fan of Spongebob Squarepants? No 

Are you usually happy or sad most of the time? Neutral

Are you currently in debt? No

Do you know how to manage your money? Ehhh

Have you ever traveled out of the country? Yes

What time is it right now? 3:45 am

Is there something else you should be doing besides taking this survey? Sleeping

Would you be bored without the internet? Yeah

Do you have a cell phone? Yeah

Do you know how to ride a horse? A bit

Have you ever been to Europe? Yes

Are you afraid of spiders? EXTREMELY

Are you happy with your looks? They could be better

Have you ever been arrested? No

Name your favorite movie. Confessions of a Shopaholic 

Do you get good grades? Yes, I graduated with a 3.795

Are you addicted to Facebook? Not too bad, now it’s mostly Tumblr

Does money make you happy? No but it doesn’t hurt

Have you ever stolen someone’s internet connection? Yeah

Do you have any plans for tomorrow? Meet with my mom

Do you like to go to the movies? Yeah, wish I could afford to go more 

Can you play any instruments? I play the clarinet

What is your favorite holiday? Halloween

What is your most prized possession? My stuffed dog Bruno

Have you ever been in a musical? Yes

Did you do anything fun today? Kinda

[peachhplum]

RENOVATION STORIES – A FOREVER AUTUMN BEDROOM

This is an unpaid but gifted collaborative post with the lovely Cassandra of Atelier Ellis paint and a competition at the end for you to win some beautiful paint by creating your own Pinterest mood board for your next renovation project! I started on a new colour journey last year when I discovered this paint range created by Cassandra Ellis. Cassandra asked if we’d like to try out some of her colours and also share the story of our home and in her Portrait series and we said yes, please!We have been living with the cool greys forever now and although we love them, the bright Southern light and dark North light at either end of our house call for something fresher in some places and more cosy in others. We have always loved white so we will be introducing more of that back in the living space, but before that, we have been painting some of our walls with warmer tones, starting in our bedroom. This cosy colour journey began when we repainted the bedroom with – Warm Mud Brown. We were looking for a snug and relaxing feel and chose this soft, deep dusky pinky brown for cosying up, reading and sleeping in. Inspired by the old painting hanging above the bed that we bought at a yard sale for £10 – it is our version of forever autumn in here. All the seasons unfold with their own magic to me but Autumn is my favourite season by far. I really wanted to create a hibernating space for us that would be restful all year round, filled with warmth, nature and layers of delicate interest and inspiration. The images here are at different times of the day so we can see how the colour changes in the light. In the rest of the room, the furniture is mostly antique, some pieces from India – I have had a bit of a crush on the fairtrade vintage pieces from Ian Snow for ages and have now bought four of their cupboards. Two for in here and two in our living room and we have re-painted them all in deep browns and muddy greens. The antique optician’s desk was a birthday present from Dean when we lived in our apartment in Hastings and the small chest was another junk shop find that has had many repaints. We love to burn woodsy incense in here in the day to cleanse the space for the evening. Our clothes are stored in another room, meaning this space is kept quite calm with just a few decorative items, places to house the books we are currently reading, skincare products and spare bedding.The bedside lights I pieced together from flex and fittings we have been hoarding up in the loft since we moved, and the twig is from our favourite birch tree in the garden. Dean made the bedside shelves from a piece of elm with hidden brackets. I made the little paper lampshade on the table opposite the bed from tissue paper and some favourite grasses that run wild in our garden. The ‘new’ bed was a bit of a bold move as we’d had enough of the giant mid-century headboard towering above us on our bed, but couldn’t afford a new frame – so we plunge sawed the top off!We have used a mix of cream, white and muted pink bedding in different textures with ivory curtains. Everything is linen or wool and can be washed in the machine after a muddy trampling by Marlo after she’s been out on one of her rainy day adventures. You might be able to spot her under the covers in some of the pictures, as she tucks herself away to sleep like this every day and refused to get up when I was taking my photos.So, now for the exciting bit – are you planning a room redecoration this year? Cassandra and Atelier Ellis have kindly offered 10L of their amazing paint in any colour and type of paint to one of my lovely readers. It can be all emulsion, Eggshell, wood paint or a mixture. Depending on what the winner prefers and what you have planned, they will send sample pots/colour charts etc to you first so you can try out the colour. For more painterly colour inspiration you can also catch up with these lovely peeps on Instagram here.

Years ago when I first started blogging, I won a mood board contest on Decor8 and I had a ball putting it together, so thought it would be fun to ask you to make a Pinterest board inspired by your favourite Atelier Ellis colour. Planning a room by making a mood board full of your hopes for the style and atmosphere you are hoping to create, is such a great help when designing a room.

Pin your favourite colour from the beautiful Atelier Ellis palette and then lots of other images (these can be from anywhere) that would make up your dream room? This is the kind of thing I mean here I made this board to channel my colour dreams for 2019 and all my other pins are all hanging out here and Atelier Ellis’s here – if you need a little more inspiration!

Atelier Ellis are intensely pigmented paints, they are quiet and painterly, but also hard-wearing and washable – essential round here with muddy cats paw prints on EVERYTHING. We are really pleased with how easy this paint is to work with, two coats are plenty for a perfectly chalky matt finish. Elsewhere here I have used Tea Rose to jolly up the Tea Shed and we have also invested in the crisp Tabula Rasa white for our kitchen/living space and Sabi Grey for our hallway.

To enter – just pop a link to your Pinterest mood board in the comments here with the name of your favourite colour and the room you hope to decorate and we will pick a winner in two weeks on Friday the 1st of March.

Happy weekend adventures and have fun Pinning and planning!

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