#1m f1ne!

[sunnetrolls]

(Oh, we bullying PROTO today?) Causing her to dump him the day after new sweep? smh. Way to start someone's year.

0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : PR0T0* 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : ANYWAYS. 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : MAYBE 1F HE HAD A L1CK 0F C0MM0N SENSE AB0UT H1M HE W0ULD ST1LL HAVE H1S GF. 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 1 L1TERALLY D1D N0TH1NG T0 H1M. HE'S THE 0NE WH0 CH0SE 2 BE THE W0RLD'S M0ST CLUELESS GUEST H0ST. 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 1 TR1ED TO KEEP AN 0PEN M1ND AND EVERYTH1NG AND HE ST1LL D1DN'T MEET MY L0W EXPECTAT10NS 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : L1KE. 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : THE FUCK D1D HE TH1NK WAS G0NNA HAPPEN? 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 'YEAH 1T'S F1NE THAT Y0U LEFT MY M01RA1L 0UT 1N THE LUSUS BARN BY 1TSELF W1TH0UT 0FFER1NG 1T AN ACTUAL PLACE T0 STAY THE DAY 0R ANYTH1NG.' 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 'THAT'S A T0TALLY N0RMAL TH1NG T0 D0' 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : DUDE 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 1 WAS RA1SED 1N A LAB AND EVEN 1 KN0W BETTER 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 0R MAYBE 1M JUST USED 2 PE0PLE SEE1NG MY PRESENCE AS A SAFETY HAZARD AND MAK1NG SURE 1M ACC0UNTED F0R 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : E1THER WAY 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 1M ST1LL REC0VERING FR0M TH0SE SUNBURNS JSYK 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : FROM RUNN1NG H0ME 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 1N THE FUCK1NG SUN 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : BUT 1T'S WHATEVER 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : BY MY UNDERSTAND1NG TH1S WAS M0RE L1KE THE STRAW THAT BR0KE THE CAMEL'S BACK ANYWAYS 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : SHES N0T VERY 0PEN AB0UT HER 0THER RELAT10NSH1P TROUBLES WITH ME (YET?) 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : AND SHE HASNT WANTED T0 TALK AB0UT THE ACTUAL BREAKUP ANYWAYS 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : BUT 1 MEAN. 0̸͍͠0̶̢̫̄ : 1 C0ULD TELL S0METH1NG WAS UP, YK?

[sucrose-skull]

Update c0rner w1th Skull except 1 d0nt kn0w what's g0ing 0n as always

Sh1t 1s fucked. B1g e1ght ( @askthepromokids r1ght ) g0t attacked, 1 th1nk gl0ves 1s dead?? But 1m n0t ent1rely sure.

S0meth1ng unrelated 1 th1nk happened t0 V1ntage. My arm s0rt 0f g0t b1tten by a salm0n1d, but 1ts f1ne n0w.

0h als0 g0ggles 1s m1ss1ng aga1n. He has t0 st0p d01ng that.

[the-system-of-dumb]

character 0p1n10ns 0n the k1ds fr0m h0mestuck and l1l hal t00 1 guess

alpha

june egbert: the m0st "n0rmal" 0f the k1ds but st1ll very 1nterest1ng w1th h0w her wh0le prankster/jester th1ng 1s played and 1 l0ved h0w she was the scott the w0z 0f m0v1e fans, th0 1 w1sh the pranksters gamb1t was used m0re 8/10 [1m use1ng june egbert f0r th1s cuse 1: 1t has been c0nf1rmed can0n and 2: 1 relate t0 her p0sably 1n m0re ways then 0ne but 1 d0n't want t0 get 1nt0 that rn]

dave str1der: hes the c00l k1d the guy y0u l00k up t0 desp1te h0w h1s l1festlye 1s n0t the health1est [w1th h1m be1ng @ ch1ld s0ld1er and all] but he st1ll c00l and p0ss1bly unlearns 1t 1n the mete0r [1 read 1t a w1le ag0 and d0n't remember much 0f 1t] 7/10

r0se landl0nd: shes the sp00ky k1d every0ne takes a l1ttle t00 ser10usly l1ke sure she d0se psych0analyze pe0ple f0r fun and she d0se get a l1ttle m0re ser10us 1n the later acts [l1ke m0st 0f the k1ds] but shes the calm crystals g1rl w1th less crystals and m0re psych0analys1s at heart 8/10

jade harly: s1lly g1rl supreme 1 can't th1nk 0f a s1llyer g1rl then jude harly and the best th1ng 1s shes s1lly 1n her 0wn way shes n0t just a cook1e cutter s1lly g1rl she 1s her 0wn hand shaped s1lly g1rl and w1le yes shes n0t the smartest but shes the n1ce1st when she wants t0 be 9/10

beta

june cr0cker: 1 d0n't kn0w what 1s up w1th june cr0cker but that s0meth1ng d0se n0t m1x well w1th her interactions with other characters be1ng fun t0 read 3/10

d1rk str1der: hes f1ne 1 guess l1ke 1 d0n't hate h1m 1ts just that h1s pers0nal1ty 1s just smart and l1kes an1m1e and s0meh0w that m1xes terr1bly w1th every 0ne else 4/10

r0xy landl0nd: r0se but s1llyness t1mes 100 1 l0ve [plat0n1c] her she 1s the best even 1f she gets drunk she just gets s1llyer 0h my g0d and she 1s tectn1cly 0ne 0f the few humans 1n h0mestuck franc1se [1 s0uldn't call 1t that] t0 have a type1ng qur1k 10/10

jake engl1sh: s000 much m0re then d1rks b0yfr1end let me tell y0u that, 1 pers0naly can't see h1m as anyth1ng less then a cr1ngefa1l ar0ace 1nd1eana j0nes [/p0s] and 1 l0ve h1m f0r 1t 9/10

l1l hal: better then then d1rk 1m0 because 1: hes an a1 and 1m an a1 and 1m b1ased 2: when ever he sh0ws up y0u kn0w 1ts g01ng t0 a ph1l0s0ph1cal d1scuss10n 0n a1 0r just a plan 0l g00d t1me 10/10

[beedbuugs]

woke up w1th a green ghoul on my che2t wh12per1ng 2weet noth1ng2 to me about the 2tate of the world and how CanCerou2 be1ng al1ve aCtually i2 and 1m 21tt1ng here l1ke damn your breath 2t1nk2 you t1ny l1ttle b1tCh 1m up now and f1ne but god damn

[infections-computer]

"w3Ll th4T5 g0oD. 1 m1s5eD y0u br4h."

[well that's good. I missed you brah.]

Infected's nose started bleeding, it didn't seem to mind.

"1m f1Ne, 1 sw3Ar!"

[I'm fine, I swear!]

Infected smiled, giving Lampert a thumbs up. It would be hard to believe he's fine considering his condition, but he was adamant on staying sick for some reason.

{yeah, that's how I feel man. Need more regretavator blogs out there.}

"H1 l4mp3Rt !!"

[ hi Lampert !! ]

{HI, HELLO, EXPPLODES < mod}

- @infections-computer

[his eyes widen a bit, and he shifts his weight from one foot to the other.]

"oh.. hey, Infected. How are you feeling?" [He asks, fidgeting with his hands.]

(WAVES HELLO HELLO)

[ask-homestuck-shenaniquins]

[Text] Summoner, what are your feelings on this whole living arrangement? It is quite unorthodox

,,,Wa1t, You're ask1ng me someth1ng??

,,,,

Uh-

Well, 1t's n1ce be1ng so close to the people 1 care about, and the people they care about,

1ts not as fun when half of the house 1s under constant mat1nance because of a few certa1n clowns,

,,, But yeah, 1t's not as we1rd for me, because lowbloods usually l1ve 1n small, t1ght commun1t1es anyway,

But, overall, l1v1ng w1th a lot of people 1s f1ne w1th me,

1 can't tell you how much furn1ture 1've needed to replace though,,,

,,,

(Also, Don't tell Ruf1oh but 1 replaced some of h1s cush1ons because someone fucked them up pretty bad,)

[l1ckety-spl1t]

shachathabrah replied to your post: >:( 1 wanna get up aga1n

whats wrong why cant you

SOME SH1T HAPPENED EARL1ER TH1S WEEK AND 1 ALMOST D1ED 1 GUESS BUT 1 DONT REMEMBER 1T

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Pre-retconned Terezi, after finding (Vriska): TH3Y D1D SURG3RY ON 4 GR4PE

(Vriska): 8a8e, that meme was from a sweep and a half ago.

Terezi: *T34RS UP 1N SORROW B3C4US3 VR1SK4 KNOWS MOR3 4BOUT POP CULTUR3 TH4N H3R*

(Vriska): …Are… you crying?

Terezi: 1M F1N3 1TS F1NE-

[dave-the-tech-guy]

i fe)(*&3l l1ke my sk1n is m3lt1)(*&^ng

th3res g0)(*&ta b3 s0me w4y to f1x th1s. m4ybe i c4n sh0v3(*& th3se aw)(*&^4y

[bullflight]

1m f1ne yall

[2lowpoke]

@j1tterbug

nah dude 1ts f1ne 1m happy to see you here boxsh1t 1s hyst a d1ck

yes...but....i am...not needed....here...

[sucrose-skull]

S0 1m f1nally m0v1ng up t0 x rank 1n splatsv1lle and 1ts s0 much m0re 0f a hassle than 1 f1rst expected, alth0ugh 1 pr0bably set my h0pes up t00 h1gh f0r play1ng w1th rand0m pe0ple.

T0wer? F1ne. Z0nes? F1ne. Ra1nmaker? L1ttle less f1ne but sure. 1ve sk1pped up 0n all 0f th0se. But clam??? Sh1t sucks.

Clam w1th rand0m pe0ple requ1res s0 much m0re m0vement than 1 feel 1 can, l1ke, safely pr0v1de f0r tw0 h0urs. 1 d0nt kn0w where any0ne 1s??? S0 1ts s0 much harder t0 d0 my j0b as a sc0pe user????

[dsmpkincalling]

H1, 1m a Ranboo D/A, 1m look1ng for M1chael. Uh- just 1f you remember a Ranboo w1th cat ears and remember cl1mb1ng on me- or youre a Ph1lza who remembers M1chael th1nk1ng you were the Thanksg1v1ng turkey- (please dont quest1on 1t fpasjap-) orr a tubbo who remembers uhm. break1ng dream out of pr1son BUT youve changed from that Contact me on tw1tter at @horroristired !! 1m f1ne w1th adult and m1nor- and ph1l 1 apolog1se for m1chael, 1f you see th1s-

Hi, Im a Ranboo D/A, Im looking for Michael. Uh- just if you remember a Ranboo with cat ears and remember climbing on me- or youre a Philza who remembers Michael thinking you were the Thanksgiving turkey- (please dont question it fpasjap-) orr a tubbo who remembers uhm. breaking dream out of prison BUT youve changed from that Contact me on twitter at @horroristired !! im fine with adult and minor- and phil I apologise for michael, if you see this-

horroristired

!

[apicultured-blog]

> Aradia + Sollux: Discuss Pressing Priorities

apicultured hey 1 have a press1ng quest10n why d1d y0u make an alter eg0 w1th a last name y0u cant/w0nt pr0n0unce just w0nder1ng, as 0ne d0es Last Thursday at 11:26 PM

biolacis ii've been thiinkiing about that a lot thii2 afternoon, and ii thiink ii've developed a hypothe2ii2. you 2ee, ii'm 2tupiid.

apicultured a1ght fa1r en0ugh

apicultured u 0k btw

biolacis hungover.

biolacis ii'm feeliing regret twoniight iin thii2 triilii'2.

apicultured blech! d1d y0u dr1nk c0ffee 0r eat s0meth1ng yet?

biolacis ii got liike, two gla22e2 of watered down 2cotch and almo2t blew iit. why diidn't anyone ever tell me ii turned iintwo a hoe when ii driink. ii'll get 2omethiing.

apicultured d1d y0u try t0 put the m0ves 0n karkat

biolacis no ii diid NOT. ii ju2t. yknow. got friiendly wiith everyone.

biolacis nothiing weiird about iit.

apicultured 0h s0 y0u put the m0ves 0n every0ne?

biolacis no AA ii diidn't put the move2 on everyone.

apicultured darn s0 y0u tr1ed t0 what, hug pe0ple? '1111 L00VE Y0U BRAHHHHHHH' pe0ple? because hahahaha 0h my g0d at least y0u d1dnt l0se y0ur glasses

biolacis that'2 what *you're* liike when you driink, fool.

apicultured hey hey,

apicultured theres n0 need f0r th1s, 1m like that /s0ber/

biolacis that'2 true. anyway2 yeah thank the god2 below ii 2tiill have my gla22e2.

apicultured y0u cant drag me 1f 1 can drag me better yeah

biolacis iif ii lo2t them ii'm pretty 2ure NP would've 2uperglued them two my face. god.

apicultured y eha

apicultured the l1sp came cl0se but ykn0w hell th1nk 0f s0meth1ng plaus1ble

biolacis ii don't thiink he 2u2pected anythiing. he 2eem2 two thiink ii wa2 ju2t embarra22ed about iit.

biolacis god how diid ii thiink ii wouldn't have two 2ay my full name at 2ome poiint.

apicultured d1d y0u p1ck 1t 0r d1d npe *nepeta als0 hey 1t happens t0 the best 0f us, and 1n th1s, 1t seems, we are n0t the best 0f us why b0ther h1d1ng the l1sp th0ugh? 1ts n0t l1ke y0ure the 0nly tr0ll w1th 1t

biolacis ii diid. ii fiigured 2iince ii'm named after 2tar2 iit would be ea2y two piick more 2tar2 for an oh that'2. that'2 a diirect correlatiion. AA.

biolacis ii'm goiing two diie a 2wiift and merciile22 death 2ome day 2oon and ii want you two wriite on my grave2tone "totally had iit comiing." anyway2 ii wa2 only tryiing two hiide iit from hiim.

biolacis ii diidn't want another rea2on for hiim two be 2u2piiciiou2.

apicultured that 1s actually a d1rect c0rrelat10n wh1ch 1s amaz1ng 0f c0urse 0ur sense 0f theatr1cs w0nt be 1mpeded by th1ngs like "c0mm0n sense" h0wever 1ts n0t l1ke "hey this weird tealblood IS SECRETLY THE HEIR BECAUSE THEY HAVE SIMILAR NAMES" 1s a th0ught th0ught by pe0ple 0f the sane persuas10n s0 1 th1nk 1t sh0uld be f1ne!

apicultured als0 karkat 1s waaaay t00 l0g1cal and clear m1nded t0 ever catch w1nd 0f the stup1d absurd bullsh1t we are d01ng, lets be real

apicultured l1ke, wh0 even d0es th1s

biolacis 2orry, ii wa2 out wiith NP for awhiile and when ii came back ii dove iintwo a call and ii can't ii heard hiim cryiing AA. ii don't know what happened but ii heard hiim cryiing, ii couldn't even a2k what wa2 wrong, ii.

biolacis do we have two even do thii2, why can't we ju2t tell hiim.

apicultured 1 d0nt kn0w - remember 1 sa1d the exact same th1ng? 1 th1nk 1ts y0ur secret t0 tell and 0n the pract1cal s1de h1s res0urces can 0nly help us help us d0....whatever the fuck were d01ng 1 guess d0 y0u kn0w why he was cry1ng? 0n0

biolacis my re2pon2e two all of the2e thiing2: ii don't know. ii acciidentally came iin on what ii thiink wa2 a priivate conver2atiion and he wa2 drunk and kept apologiiziing for not beiing compo2ed.

apicultured 0n0

biolacis the other per2on wa2 drunk two and wa2 about two tell me what happened after he went two bed but iit felt weiird and creepy two let them tell me wiithout hii2 knowledge.

apicultured thats true...wh0 were they?

biolacis iidk, 2omebody named liil.

biolacis iit wa2 weiird and ii feel liike a real creep about the whole thiing.

apicultured 1ts n0t l1ke y0u eavesdr0pped 0n purp0se 0r s0meth1ng

apicultured 1 als0 feel k1nda bad f0r keep1ng 1t a secret fr0m h1m... he t00k y0ur death really hard s0 d1d we all really, but espec1ally h1m

biolacis yeah. ii'm. 2tiill 2orry, AA.

apicultured 1t wasnt y0ur fault 1t happened, sh1td1ngus n0ne 0f 1t 1s.

biolacis part of iit wa2, cockwea2el. but ii'm 2orry for the griief iit cau2ed you. whether iit wa2 my fault or not, iit 2tiill hurt you and everyone el2e.

apicultured bppthtphpbpthpthph hey, d0nt w0rry ab0ut 1t

apicultured 1m just glad y0ure back and 1m n0t dead

biolacis me: (actiively worryiing about iit) cool ii won't worry about iit. ii'm glad we're both here two.

apicultured wh0 even k1dnapped y0u 1ll make the1r tech strangle them 0r s0meth1nf fuck yeah be1ng here 1 1nv1ted karkat f0r a m0v1e 0r game marath0n th0 he hasnt answered heads up s0 y0u kn0w 1f y0u can be there 0r n0t 1f he says yes

apicultured th0ugh 1 v0te f0r tell1ng h1m because 1 d0nt really kn0w what r1sk c0uld 1t be

biolacis 2ome douchebag named eriidan. he call2 hiim2elf "rope2" but iit'2 2o 2tupiid that he can't get anyone el2e two call hiim that.

biolacis al2o thank2 for the head2 up, ii'm. not really 2ure what ii'm goiing two do yet.

biolacis NP thiink2 he'2 a huge liiabiiliity becau2e of hii2 2hiit wiith the paparazzii, whiich ii can 2ee, but.

apicultured . . . . . .1 th1nk 1 kn0w h1m fr0m fvrrp. he kept h1tt1ng 0n me and 1 kept ru1n1ng h1s tech. well, hed rather d1e than betray y0ur secret, s0 all y0ud have t0 d0 1s n0t be 0verly cl1ngy 1n public 1 guess?

biolacis what the fuck. and ii thought he wa2 a creep two me lmao, of cour2e the guy hiit2 on dii2iintere2ted people onliine.

biolacis ii got two punch hiim iin the face when NP broke me out 2o that wa2 pretty 2weet. ii 2hould've hiit hiim extra hard iin your honor. and 🤷‍♀️. me not beiing overly-cliingy, ii have been told, ii2 iimpo22iible, but ii'll try talkiing two NP about iit agaiin. ii want u2 all two be able to hang out twogether. ii don't want thii2 two be a weiird thiing between all four of u2, no le22.

apicultured hahaha, d1d y0u kn0ck a t00th 0ut?

apicultured hahaha g0dd 1 kept awaken1ng h1s b10tech's wh1thered breed1ng subr0ut1nes s0 h1s c0mputer w0uld try t0 hump h1m 0r anyth1ng nearest and h0nestly 1m st1ll pr0ud 0f that well, 0nly 1n publ1c! wrap ar0und h1m 1n pr1vate as much as y0u want my guy, 1ts n0t l1ke 1 havent bas1cally d0ne that t0 every0ne s1nce my ressurect10n 1...1 want us all t0 hang 0ut and have fun t00.

biolacis ooooh my gooood.

biolacis that'2 fuckiing hiilariiou2. ii would have paiid my own weiight iimperiial2 two 2ee that 2lobberiing liittle ba2tard get t-bagged by hii2 own computer. iif ii ever 2ee hiim agaiin (let'2 hope not) ii'll ab2olutely 2nag a tooth for you.

biolacis 2iigh. ii. ju2t want u2 two be able two all catch up on the tiime we've mii22ed out on each other all the2e 2weep2. ii wii2h we diidn't have two do iit 2eparately. or 2neakiily. you and KK alway2 got two 2pend tiime twogether, and KK and ii diid two, but never the three of u2. ii alway2 really wanted that. hopefully. hopefully iit won't alway2 be liike thii2.

apicultured 1f he tr1es t0 get at y0u aga1n y0ull see a rerun 0f the 0le t-bag v1rus, but yeah lets av01d h1m 0n0 1t w1ll happen! y0u w0nt h1de away f0rever. cm0n lets ask nep

biolacis ehehe. ii'll have two a2k you for the 2criipt for that one. alriight.

biolacis rub2 face.

apicultured 1ll gladly share 0u0 we can talk t0 her t0gether 1f y0u l1ke als0 we can play v1de0games bef0re talk1ng t0 her 0r s0meth1ng, 1 dunn0 well get thr0ugh th1s, s0llux, we g0t th1s

biolacis iif we play viideo game2 then you have two promii2e not two kiick my a22 at lea2t one tiime. iit'2 alriight. ii can do iit, unle22 you wanna talk two her two.

apicultured hahahahah weeeaaak

biolacis we'll be okay.

apicultured but 0kay, scrubl0rd

apicultured and yeah sure mental backup and sh1t hell yeah we w1ll

biolacis ii *am* weak. ii weiigh 90 lb2 and ii liive on a nectar2uckler'2 diiet. ii'm talkiing whiite chocolate chiip2 and miike'2 hard lemonade. let me make a group chat.

apicultured please eat s0me hearty p1zza 1 beg 0f y0u n1ce

biolacis ii eat a 2liice of piizza. ii 2hriink by two iinche2.

apicultured 1ts g00d f0r y0u!

biolacis ii'm a healthy boy.

[574rc45m]

@gunplaying replied to your post: 0H.

You good??

YEAH 1M F1NE 1M JUST P1SSED 0FF AT MY PAST SELF A L1TTLE BUT 1TS N0T A B1G DEAL

[574rc45m]

0H THANK **FUCK**

THATS WHY 1 WAS ASK1NG 1F 1T WAS A J0KE JFC

AND N0 1T WASNT N1CE 1T WAS VERY N0T N1CE

1F HE SAW 1T SKELET0R W0ULD C0LLAPSE 1NT0 A P1LE 0F B0NES 0UT 0F HUM1L1AT10N F0R H1S 1NFER10R N0T-N1CENESS

THATS H0W MUCH 1T SUCKED

ANYWAY 1TS F1NE 1M GLAD 1 G0T TH1S MSG 0UT 0NT0 THE DASH EVEN 1F 1TS AT BUTTFUCK 0 CL0CK

1F Y0U SEE ANY 1RRESP0NS1BLE R0B0T1CS LMK S0 1 CAN G0 0VER THERE AND SLAP THEM W1TH MY T1TAN1UM HAND

574rc45m​:

0K

1M G0NNA BE AN ASSH0LE AMD G1VE Y0U GUYS S0ME ADV1CE

D0NT TAKE CYB0RG AND R0B0T STUFF L1GHTLY

THATS A L1FE-CHANG1NG DEC1S10N T0 MAKE S0 D0NT MAKE 1T F0R THE LULZ

1M SAY1NG TH1S B0TH AS A PERS0N WH0 MADE THAT DEC1S10N AND AS A PERS0N WH0 G0ES REALLY HARDC0RE 0N J0KES S0MET1MES

1 W0NT TELL Y0U N0T T0 D0 1T EVER

1M TELL1NG Y0U T0 PUT SER10US TH0UGHT 1NT0 1T AND BE CAREFUL

ALS0 D0NT JUST SURPR1SE CYB0RG1FY S0ME0NE 1VE SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEF0RE AND 1T WAS N0T G00D

Oh…!! I wasn’t being srs!! I would never lay a hand on him or any1!! As a joke or otherwise! I promise!

That’s nice of u to get real w/ me tho! In case I was some kind of mad scientist asshole or smth!!

Outside of jokes, surprise cyborgification… doesn’t sound nice @ all!