#1300w

[ineffablymanic]

Crowley didn't know why he kept coming back to the bookshop. [AO3]

Muriel listened to his advice, no books were being sold. Her oddly polite "Kindly sod off!! Thank you!!" delivered with a hearty smile made Crowley's mouth twitch every time. He started sorting the books Jim had moved around, back the way they used to be, according to the order Az- he had last put them. Crowley replenished the fire extinguisher supply. He scoffed at the yellow duster and just miracled any dust he saw into the close proximity of customers who he could sense being nasty to the staff in the surrounding shops. Enjoy coughing for the rest of the day, jackass.

Crowley avoided the messy writing desk. He avoided plenty of things. Couples. Certain genre movies and music. Bentley, on days when hissing it to shut up shut the fuck up with the certain genre songs didn't work. He had plenty of thoughts he avoided like a professional.

But then he saw Muriel actively defiling the desk.

She had moved the once dispersed yellowing pieces of paper into one pile and gathered old tea cups to be taken to the kitchenette. There was a large leather bound notebook in her hands that she was maybe moving to a shelf.

"Leave. It," Crowley snarled, regretting his too harsh of a tone the moment the words spat out of his lips, but Muriel just seemed surprised. She'd gotten too used to his presence, he thought absently.

"Oh, is the mess intended? Is that another human thing?

"It's his mess. He doesn't- didn't-" Crowley tried not to groan in frustration. "Humans, people, don't like it when their personal stuff is touched."

Muriel's brows furrowed as she considered the revelation. "I guess that makes sense. I've never owned anything, angel's aren't supposed to crave possessions you see, but I do suppose if I did... I'd be upset too."

She let out a little nervous chuckle. "I'd rather like to give a permission first! I don't know what that would be like, I've never been asked." Her eyes widened and suddenly she looked like the book had burned her, and she quickly put it back down on the desk.

Crowley's irritation melted away. He couldn't stay mad at Muriel over anything. He'd forgotten how cruel Heaven was. Well, he hadn't, but spending such a long time with one angel had skewed his memory- Nope. He forced his mind to look for something else to think, anything else than that ecstatic smile when he’d obtained a rare book, or the pure, unfiltered delight when he ate or drank something delicious, or-

Crowley shook his head vigorously and started sauntering towards the door. He needed fresh air. Or a bottle of Aerstone, he wasn't sure which. 

"It's okay, glad we cleared that up. Leave the desk be, uh, yeah. Bye."

In all earnestness he considered finally going on a trip of some kind. Somewhere warm and dry, Australia maybe. Maybe he'd just keep driving and see where he ends up. Few years of Wanderlust might do him some good.

He was back at the bookshop in three days.

Irked out of his mind, Crowley acknowledged Muriel's cordial greeting with a grunt and started meandering around the bookshelves, glaring at anything that could possibly be out of place. If he focused hard enough, he could make the old plant essence in the books shiver under his scrutiny.

With a sigh, he sprawled on the sofa like a deflating balloon. Muriel left him be, in some round about way she'd learned when he wasn't in a talking mood. Apparently she'd been taking 'Demon Crowley Behavior' notes and refused to show them to him. He didn't want to compel her, in fact he was appreciative of the silence. Trying to ground himself, Crowley took in a deep breath, taking in the slightly stale scent of ancient books, leather and glue and regretted the act immediately. Another thought to avoid.

He didn't feel like leaving, no matter how often the thoughts get up, get out, why am I here kept repeating in his head. Maybe reading could distract him for a while. He lurched upright and slunk around, browsing the ever so slightly trembling book spines.

A Change in the environment caught his attention and he glanced at the writing desk. Right, Muriel had touched it so it didn't look the same as before. Crowley hadn't seen the book she'd dropped on the table before, it must've been buried under other notebooks. There were multiple pages jutting out, and he saw some colorful markings on them. His curiosity won and he picked up the book, unwrapping the leather string and started to browse it.

His eyes widened until they almost bulged out.

Crowley slapped the book shut, snatched it and staggered towards the stairs. When Muriel inquired where he was going, Crowley tried to answer something akin to "just visiting the bathroom", but what came out was mostly unintelligible garble. This apparently didn't bother Muriel.

"... Is there a bathroom? Do demons need to use the toilet? Or is your corporation different from mine? Mine didn't come with an active digestion tract, at least to my knowledge, I haven't consumed anything yet and..."

Muriel's prattling died out when Crowley crashed into Jim's (Gabriel's? Who cares) old room and slammed the door shut. The door had enough sense to lock itself. He sucked in a preparatory breath.

Crowley plopped the book on the bed, waved it to flourish open and spread his hands and fingers, moving them in an 'arise' gesture. All the loose sheets of paper spread around him in the air in a half sphere. Crowley forgot breathing existed. His heart worked overtime, seemingly pumping all the blood to his cheeks and neck.

Tens, no, more like hundreds of adept drawings. Of Crowley, and Crowley only. Various ages of paper, he could sense the trace of power that kept the older ones pristine. Ink, pencil, charcoal, watercolor. Vibrant red and yellow colors used to depict his hair and snake eyes in great detail. Worrisome amount of drawings of him sleeping in various locations. Drawings from multiple eras, of countless of his different looks and styles. Drawings of his wings. None had his glasses. He was drawn smiling in most of them (Crowley didn't know did he really have that bright of a smile or was it just drawn like that).

Aziraphale doesn't- didn't draw, Crowley thought, numbly. He kept grabbing one paper after another, staring at the details. Some of them had text next to the drawings, proving him wrong. It was Aziraphale's small, tidy handwriting.

I miss his curls.

I miss seeing his eyes glint in the sun. Like flawless, yellow garnets.

Why did men's stockings have to go out of fashion?

He looked stunning in a hanfu. Oh, who am I kidding, he’d look stunning in a jute sack.

Attractive messy bun. Perfection.

He looks so peaceful while sleeping. Some day I wish to see him as calm and content while awake.

Crowley grinned madly. Why was he shaking? A hysterical laughter was trying to tear its way out of his throat. Oh, this was rich. What a weirdo. When that bastard came back, Crowley would needle him about these till the end of time. Absolutely ridiculous. Incredible. Straight up beyond belief…

To his horror, his grin twisted into a grimace and his silent laughter warped into sobs. Before he knew it, he had dropped down on his knees, tears rolling down his cheeks. He managed to pay enough attention to not get any on the drawings.

Well, fuck. Fuck. The overpressurized bottle holding his thoughts and emotions burst open.

I miss you, you bastard angel.

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[flowerandthesongstress]

Requesting something heartwarming and sweet with Rafael!

awww come o-ooon be more specific 😅

G to T; 1300w, Warning for swearing, mild suggestive themes, implied self-esteem issues, and an out-of-character, hyperbolised-macho Pablo — for narrative and comedic purposes; nonetheless, if you feel like the latter notion might distress you, skip this one.

“Dearest Valentina, I am writing this letter to you because I want to ask you for a favor.  News has reached me that you are scared of me and everyone who looks like me. I hope that, upon reading this letter, you will understand that I’m not scary at all and that I am worthy of your trust. But first things first. Please allow me to explain who I am and what it is that I do.  Long ago, I was tasked with collecting baby teeth from children and turning these teeth into magic, the magic that makes teeth grow. Just like you, I live in a big house with my family who all help me with this task. Our house is made of cheese. It is a very tasty house, but we only eat small bites of it, because we are tiny and do not need a lot of food. My job is very important and cannot be disrupted, because if I don’t collect baby teeth, children will never grow new teeth. And if they don’t grow new teeth, they will never be able to eat delicious food. And if they cannot eat delicious food, they will never be able to enjoy the taste of the finest cheeses. When I learned that you lost your baby tooth, I was overjoyed! But when I heard that you were unwilling to give it away, because you think that I’m scary and will eat it or do something nasty to it, and how you told your mother that you’d rather throw it away than give it to someone as ugly as me, and how you couldn’t sleep because you thought I would steal your toys along with your tooth ... I grew sad.  Your fear is normal and nothing to be ashamed of. I understand why you might be scared. Not all of my cousins are as well-behaved as me and my immediate family. You had a less-than-pleasant encounter with one of my cousins years ago, and I understand why you might be scared. I know that cousin, his name is Hector, and he’s the shame of our whole family! He loves to startle humans and then laugh about it! What a reckless bully. Bullying is never okay. I am disheartened about his bad behavior, and I do apologize for it.   But I wanted to tell you that it’s not right to judge a whole group by the behavior of one of its members. You are a very smart girl, and I hope you give this idea some thought.  I assure you that there is always enough cheese for us, and we would not bite you nor anyone in your family. Humans are not tasty. If you see any members of my family in the wild, please know that we are around not to bite, or to steal from you, or to cause any harm, but to help you. We are here to bring you joy. We might not look the prettiest, and our voices might be too high-pitched and not be the most melodic, but this is just the way we were created. We can’t speak the humans’ language, but at least we can write letters.  It is a good idea to stay away from members of my family, because we’re tiny and humans are huge and can harm us. It is a good idea to not feed us, because we already have a house made of cheese.  Please, dear Valentina, leave your baby tooth under your pillow, so that I can collect its magic and make it grow back. To show my good intentions, I have arranged for an exchange gift to be sent to you. The fire agate you are receiving along with this letter, is my way of saying how much your courage and trust would mean to me and my family. 

With best wishes, including a wish for more baby teeth to fall out soon, so they might become magic teeth and help you grow a healthy smile,

—el Ratoncito Pérez, also known as the Tooth Mouse.”

~*~

“Dearest Valentina: We are writing you this letter to explain why your gifts arrived with a delay, and how it has nothing to do with your character. In fact, you have been very good this year, diligently cleaning your room, brushing your teeth, doing homework, and being nice to your friends. Your parents are proud of you, never doubt that! They informed us how good you were, and we felt proud on their behalf. We couldn’t wait to deliver the gifts to you and to reward you for making an effort.  On our caravel meant for delivering gifts to children who live on islands, we set out early on.  Yet then a treacherous storm unexpectedly caught up with us. Dark clouds surrounded us, blacking out the sun, wind rose and with it, the waves. Tall and roaring, they were threatening to break our ship into pieces. We had to tie ourselves to the main mast, and could only pray for the storm to pass.  How stupid of us to store some of the gifts right on the deck of our ship! Some of them were grabbed by the waves and washed into the sea!  Luckily, the tide brought them to the island before our arrival, and just in time, but, naturally, we could not have known that they would, and thought the gifts for your friends would be lost forever. By a strike of luck, they were not, and this is the only reason why your friends were fortunate enough to receive their gifts on time. In the end, we survived and mastered the treacherous storm which carried us so far from our destination, that it took us two days to map our way by the stars and find your island. Yet we only had time to pass the gifts over, before leaving in a haste. Such is our lot, but we never lament it, for we live to reward well-behaved children like you.  We hope that you will show understanding in regards to our predicament, and we hope that the weather will be much better next year.

Con todo nuestro cariño, 

—Los Tres Reyes Magos.” 

~*~

Suki M. >Rafi I don’t know how to thank you >Again! >I owe you one 🙏

Rafael S. >no, you don’t >I’m always happy to help, Suki >Just please don’t tell her it was me >ever

Pablo S. >primo ¿what the fuc? >¿¿you srsly frgot youre own hijas bday??

Antonio M. >I was busy

Pablo S. >busy boning that puta turista >puto perdedor >I kick you ass >and then bone youre ex >twice

Antonio M. >I don't care > >you’re more than welcome to my leftovers, primo. 

Pablo S >thats it your fucked 

Pablo S. >kicking primos ass today  >your coming with me >that pendejo forgot vals bday >she is sad

Rafael S. >No need. >It has been dealt with, Pablo.

Pablo S. >¿already you beat him up? >nice >then ill go drop by suki 😏 >hold the fort

Rafael S. >I’m sorry, I can’t.

Pablo S. >why

Rafael S. >I’ll be taking Valentina to see her friends. 

Pablo S. >with any luck will be  >boning her mama  >today

Rafael S. >Yes, so I gathered.

Suki M. > >Rafi you'll make such a good husband and father one day

Rafael S. >That’s very kind of you to say. >But I doubt the day would ever come. >who would want me

[starmaniamania]

Fic roundup

SIXTEEN NEW FICS???? 🤯 We're now on Page 3 of the Starmania AO3 tag, who'd have thought!!

🇫🇷 IN FRENCH 🇫🇷

By plynyl:

Le phoenix, rated Teen, an AU where Johnny survives and gets rescued from prison (angst, h/c, grief), warning for Major Character Death, 4300w

Pour un scoop, c'est un scoop, rated Gen, 1900w

Ce soir on danse, rated Gen, 1100w

Danser ensemble encore, et encore, et encore, Not Rated, Johnny/Ziggy go dancing, 2200w

Regarder un ami mourir, Not Rated, Johnny/Ziggy, warning for Graphic Violence, 3200w

Propa 630, Not Rated, Cristal takes care of a sick Sadia, 1500w

By peurderienblues aka @melancholic-cinnamon-roll:

Avec ses souterrains à l'air conditionné, rated Teen, Cristal/Johnny/Sadia, 1500w

Longtemps je suis restée la petite fille en rose, rated Teen, Cristal/Johnny's meeting, 1900w

By Yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtranny:

Je sais bien que les oiseaux blessés/ Ne reviendront jamais, rated Teen, a Johnny/OC WIP, 1300w

By Indigo_sys:

Tranche de vie des zonards et autre, rated Gen, Johnny & Sadia hanging out, 500w

🇬🇧 IN ENGLISH 🇬🇧

By gayicedtea aka @docwormie:

On dort les uns contre les autres, rated Gen, Johnny/Cristal/Sadia resting together, 1300w

By massmedia:

Firsts and Lasts, rated Explicit, Cristal/Johnny, canon compliant (which means angst), 5000 words 🎊🎊

By TeleCapitale aka @capitaletele:

Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, rated Explicit, The Maid/The Secret Agent discuss their relationships with their bosses, 2100w

Sadia/Cristal, rated Explicit, Cristal/Sadia (duh) PWP, 400w

Ziggy and the Secret Agent, rated Teen, Ziggy & the Secret Agent hang out at Naziland, 1300w

But the boss man you ain't (I'm the one who decides), rated Explicit, Johnny/Cristal/Sadia, 1900w

[kuwdora]

Multi-fandom Fic Recs

January 22 - What’s an underloved fic you loved in a fandom you don’t post much about? -@sargassostories

Oh, what a fabulous prompt, ty!!! I used to write so many recs back in the day and I’ve watched so much tv and read across so many fandoms over the years so this is far from comprehensive in terms of fandom reading spread. But it’s a good way to warm my reccing muscles up again. I always have more recs or can usually find some places with recs about that fandom.

Humor and Heart

Just Hear Those Slay Bells Jingling, Santa Clarita Diet. Abby/Eric. ~3k. Abby comes home from college on a break and just wants some time with her boyfriend but she just had to tempt fate. Laugh out loud perfect characterization.

Pain and Painting by foxtwin. Blackadder. Blackadder assists Prince George as he takes on a new hobby. This is one of the funniest, punniest wordplay fics ever. Blackadder fic writers are on another level!

Feel me like a steel knife by violet_pencil. Star Trek: Lower Decks. Mariner/Tendi. ~7k. Mariner is a trigger-happy baby and her heart is right between Tendi's sharp white teeth. The Mariner POV is incredible. I felt like I was joyriding through her brain.

Not a synonym for impossible by Siria. Elementary. Improbable was not a synonym for impossible. Joan and Alfredo discuss Alfredo’s crush on Miss Hudson, this is so cute.

Lest they be angels in disguise by singlecrow. Good Omens. Crowley, but Aziraphale/Crowley. 856 words. Buzzfeed, July 2019, "Top Five Off-the-Wall Theories About the Scary Instagram Plant Man.” Includes Instagram posts and internet gossip in this fic. 😂

There's a Fine Line Between Coincidence, Fate, and Jonathan Carnahan by celli. The Mummy. 483 words. Ardeth/Jonathon. Jonathan puffed up with outrage. "I will squander my fortune where I damn well please." 😍

This Dynamic

if loving you kills me by saiditallbefore. Wheel of Time. Nynaeve/Egwene. 642w. Nynaeve's eyes are warm and brown and full of life: so different from earlier, when Egwene had thought she was gone forever. ❤️🔥❤️

Finding Grace by Destina. Kings. Jack/David, Michelle/David. Post-series/futurefic. ~1300w. David's soul has three parts, and without all three, he is incomplete. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Porn

Gifts, Smiles, and Fingers by @daerienn. For All Mankind. Molly/Margo. ~200w. A single Tootsie roll can have a lot of impact.

Meet Me In My Dreams by LiraClayr007. His Dark Materials. Lyra/Will. Post-canon. 200w. It had been almost ten years since they’d said goodbye forever and closed all the doorways, but Lyra knew what Will looked like. He’d aged in her mind, day after day and year after year; she didn’t know how she could know, but she was sure he looked exactly the way she pictured him.

Learned Arts, by darthjamtart. Elementary. Moriarty/Joan. ~400w. Explicit. Jamie knows how to be subtle, but rarely bothers. Not with this.

Domina, Spartacus, Illithya/Lucretia, power struggle, submission “Domina,” Illithya whispers before pressing her lips against Lucretia’s bare, inner thigh.

Kissing Girls, Leverage, Parker/Sophie Devereaux, falling, twirling Parker used to think that kissing was a lot like falling. Sometimes, if she knew she was in complete control, if she had all her safety equipment ready to catch her, if she could see exactly where she was going to end up, then falling was more thrilling than sickening. Kissing too.

Impossible Words, Doctor Who, Jack/Ten, the l word He still can't say it, the words. Those words that make everything so impossibly complicated. He digs his fingers into Jack's skin, feeling it give, knowing he will leave bruises there, visible in the morning.

Caged, Mario Games, Bowser/Peach, kidnap Don't tell anyone, but Peach doesn't entirely mind being kidnapped.

Not Charity Work, Better Off Ted, Veronica/Linda, mentoring Veronica's hair is spread over the pillow, her face flushed and sweat covering her skin. "I'm an excellent mentor."

Soup on the Wall, Star Trek AOS/Star Trek: The Original Series, Chapel/Spock. dream, pon farr, crash To be certain, it was not Ambassador Spock's idea to be ferried to New Vulcan aboard the Enterprise.

Three Sentence Fictionathon (not always 3 sentences, still excellent micro-fics!)

Any, any, Cards Against Humanity as played by nonhuman species by archersangel. Star Trek: Voyager. Tuvok, post-canon.

Boimler and Mariner, Ill-Advised Decisions by silveradept for my Star Trek Lower Decks prompt of “look what you made me do!”

The Expanse, Avasarala/Amos, flirting by vialethe. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Narnia, if Narnia were written by Tolkien by arveldis. 😂 AND LASTLY:

These two ficlets are based on this prompt:

Based on this Tumblr Post where Sirens lure sailors to their death with offers of hot garlic bread, fast Wi-Fi, and $1000 Amazon Gift Cards.

An Informational Sign on the Coast by fallen_stage.

Netflix and Kill by syrena_of_the_lake

More Kuwdora Recs

+350 Porn Battle Recs, grouped by fandom, lots of crossovers and fandoms (dreamwidth)

+100 multi-fandom recs, grouped by whatever I read at the time and Yuletide reading marathons over the years (dreamwidth).

Even More Recs

Linky's Rec Post - A recs post by Linky on dreamwidth about communities that feature curated recs for fanfic, fanvids and art.

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[kindking01]

WO RO RO RO! Welcome to Part-2 of the One Piece Art Collab! In 2013, we did a gigantic One Piece Art Collab⬅ (DOWNLOAD FOR FREE!) where we had over 378+ artists participate in drawing their own takes on the One Piece characters. It has been a full decade since then, which means that there are a crap-ton of new characters from the series to draw! We’ll be starting from the Post-Dressrosa Arc up until the most recent storyline: EGGHEAD! Yes, like last time, One Piece Art Collab vol. 2 will contain *spoilers* from the MANGA, so this is your heads up!

If you would like to avoid *spoilers* from future Chapters we have organized them by order of the Arc. It should be easy to avoid seeing characters you don’t know yet! Also while drawing your submission, please be mindful of people who don’t read *leaks/spoilers* ahead of time and wait for the official release on Sundays.

LET’S GET THIS THING GOING!

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GUIDELINES / RULES: [EXAMPLES: LINK]

To REQUEST/SUBMIT a character you can email us at theonepiececollab2@gmail.com or join our Discord Server and request in the “#character-request.” channel. (We will respond as soon as possible!)

The default background should be white or transparent (Do not draw outside the frame!)

Submissions should be digital or scanned if the piece was done traditionally

(no photos of drawings!) DO NOT! Let the art go past the edges of the canvas.

File Dimensions are 1300w x 1500h [350dpi+] and saved as a .psd, .clip, and .png format.

If you have two characters in one entry make the file 2600w x 1500h [350dpi+] Work on a canvas size bigger than the turn in size.

Must be full-body drawings with minor exceptions depending on the character. Make sure to add your preferred social media handle on the piece itself.

DO NOT TRACE!!! Draw in your own style/way! BE YOU! BE SUUUPER, OW~!

[A.I. ART IS NOT ALLOWED!] This is about showing love to Oda, a traditional artist who makes his work with his own hands from his own imagination. We want the work to reflect the man who inspired us all!

We will do our best to thoroughly inspect each piece and will remove any A.I. “art” we find. The character will be re-listed after. If we miss any please let us know, because we will never allow it intentionally! (Please provide evidence! We cannot go off he said, she said.)

When you’re done submit your drawing (on our discord and email!) If you post your entry to social media make sure to add the hashtag “#OnePieceArtCollab2.” and provide us with the link to your social media post so we can link it to your entry in this document for everyone to see!

DO NOT SELL OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK AS PRINTS, APPAREL, ETC!!!

[Creative Commons Rules] There will be a normal internet sized version for the public!

Terminology: (TS) = Time Skip // (FB) = Flashback

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Happy STS! (Storytelling Sunday!)

When and how much do you usually write on a daily basis and what determines it? Are there any motivational tips/tricks/techniques you can share?

Happy STM! (Kidding. I'll try to get this done before midnight, but no promises, been out all day and have a headache :D)

So from Sept 2021 to Sept 2022 I did a rather unhealthy thing, which was write half a million words in 12 months. I honestly have no fucking clue how I did this. That's basically 1300w/day or 10 Nanos.

One of the reasons it was possible (besides the part where I recklessly ignored every other hobby, housework, and a healthy sleep schedule) is that I had multiple WIPs. When I was stuck for days or weeks on one of them, I got several chapters down in the other.

I also did two (well... and WiJ 2022) monthly writing challenges, which gave me a very short deadline for a whole ass novella—I had to have it all done before the first day of the event. I could never write during the event.

You see, I am haunted by the fear of being unable to finish something, so I am racing myself to the finish lines. It's slowed down a bit since, and last month I found that 20-25k/mo are an acceptable middle ground. I get down 500-1000 words most days, but sometimes days just suck, then it's 100-200. I am in the "kick myself to write a few words each day" phase, because, once again, I set myself a deadline (:

After this one, I'll take a break. Sure will. Promise.

I am an example of what not to do, so no. No advice from me.

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Whumptober Masterlist - Chronological Order

I just thought this would be easier to read, since the other list appears to be broken. This has slightly lesser descriptions and content warnings, but is much neater.

Content & warnings:

💗 = romance, 😥 = angst 💊 = illness or physical weakness, 💊💊 terminal illness / dying 🔪 = physical violence 💢 = cruciatus torture 💫 = magical mind invasion / alteration 💤 = sleep deprivation 🖐 = physical domination (hair pulling, etc) ❌ = captivity 😶 = isolation, 💀 = self loathing 🩸 = blood, 🩸🩸 = gore 😰 = anxiety, 😱 = fear 💠 = emotional turmoil 🧠 = untrustworthy mind (hallucinations, loss of reality) 🖤 = depression, 🖤🖤 = suicidal feelings / actions 👇 = self harm 👪 = family caretakers,💕 = Theo caretaker,🔻 = abusive Lucius 🌑 = caretaker failure

(July 1997) - Draco's "welcome" to the Death Eaters is homophobic bullying😰💠😥 [Day 8] - 1400w

(August 1997) - Feeding time for Nagini 😱💠 [Day 21] - 1000w

(Easter 1998) - Voldemort punishing everyone for Harry Potter's escape 💢😱👪 [Day 9] - 700w

(August 1998) - Draco off his meds, falls down the stairs 💊😥💕 [Day 1] - 1500w

(September 1998) - Draco is badly withdrawing and no one notices 🖤😶🌑😥👪 [Day 3] - 700w

(late 1998) - Narcissa sees Draco's Sectumsempra scar 💠👪 [Day 27] - 1100w

(May 1999) - Draco has an emotional breakdown and calls Theo for help 💠💗💕👪 [Day 10] - 2800w

(November 1999) - Draco hasn't been sleeping, Lucius gets pissed 🧠💤🖐🔻 [Day 2] - 1000w

(early 2000) - Lucius makes Draco see exactly what he's done for him 💫💢🖐💀👪🔻 [Day 6] - 500w

(Easter 2000) - Draco is found having overdosed on his potions, insists it was an accident 🖤🖤👇👪 [Day 14] - 1900w

(June 2000) - Draco's inability to sleep properly 💤😥💗💕 [Day 26] - 1300w

(August 2000) - Draco is anxious over Theo not coming home 😰💗 [Day 7] - 1300w

(September 2000) - Theo finds Draco sick with the flu 💊💗💕 [Day 13] - 1300w

(Easter 2001) - Draco is still affected by Voldemort and wants to give up because he's not getting better 🖤💀💠💗💕 [Day 31] - 900w

(August 2001) - Draco has to create his own water while held captive by an escape Death Eater, Rowle ❌ [Day 24] - 1200w

(August 2001) - Draco experiences a storm while held captive ❌😰😶 [Day 25] - 500w

(August 2001) - Rowle is pissed ❌💢🔪💤🖐 [Day 11] - 800w

(late 2001) - Lucius has Rowle ❌🖐👪 [Day 20] - 500w

(late 2001) - Draco feels unsafe even though he knows he shouldn't 🧠😰💗💕 [Day 23] - 1600w

(January 2002) - Draco discovers that a recurring dream is actually a memory his parents tried to remove 🧠💫💠💕👪 [Day 29] - 2800w

(2002ish) - Draco is hit with a fear spell during a tournament duel😱💕 [Day 4] - 1800w

(2003) - Draco dreams Theo hurt him, has a psychotic break and loses control of magic 🧠😱🔪🖐💠💕 [Day 17] - 3100w

(2004) - Draco found a way to not have to ever sleep, but it's making him insane and dangerous, and his family have to contain him until it passes. Draco is brutally abusive to them all. 🧠❌💤😥💕👪 [Day 12] - 8500w

(2004) - Draco wakes up in the magical equivalent of surgery 🖐💕 [Day 5] - 700w

(2005ish) - Draco tries to remove the Dark Mark, with a knife 🩸🩸🔪👇 [Day 22] - 2800w

(June 2006) - Draco is not in the mood for a surprise party, does it anyway 🖤😥💗💕 [Day 15] - 1000w

(2007ish) - Draco and Theo are dungeon delving in an old tomb, Draco ends up playing sacrifice for all the trials 🩸💊🌑💕 [Day 28] - 6800w

(2009) - Draco encounters a Dementor 🖤🖤💀😥💕 [Day 19] - 1300w

(2012) - Draco is tortured by a client's abusive spouse 🩸🩸🔪💢🖐👪 [Day 18] - 4000w

(January 2019) - Draco considers becoming a ghost after he dies 💊💊😥💗💕 [Day 16] - 900w

(January 2020) - Draco closing up his office and putting his affairs in order, too ill to probably ever leave home again 💊💊😥💗💕 [Day 30] - 2100w

[avid-idiot]

I was trying to do this one cooking on fire truck thing I saw and yeahh

do u have an exam or smth?

I'm sorry... a fire truck?? Don't those usually not contain fire?

Nah, 1300w essay <//3 I've done a bit but I'll probably have to power through the first 2 periods tmr (today actually)