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docpiplup · 2 years ago

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@asongofstarkandtargaryen I found another interesting film to watch. I'm used to do an upcoming films/series section, but this time it will be a little different.

In this case, this is a film from 2019, it's a period drama directed by Souheil Ben-Barka, and it's a co-production between Morocco and Italy, De sable et de feu (Sabbie e fuoco in Italian, Sand and Fire in English, and in Spanish the film is either called El sueño del califa or El sueño envenenado).

It's difficult to found the film, it isn't available in any streaming platform and I have been looking for it online and I haven't found it yet.

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(This is the English version of the trailer, for the French and the Spanish ones, click in here and here)

The film Sand & Fire (The impossible Dream) tells the story of Domingo Badía i Leblich, alias Ali Bey al Abbassi (April 1st 1767, Barcelona -August 30th 1818, Damascus) and Lady Hester Stanhope, otherwise known as Meleki, Queen of Palmyra, (May 12th 1776 Kent, England - 1839 Djîhoun). Set between 1802 and 1818, the plot of the film has resonance for today with searing realism as it depicts a moderate peaceful Islam confronting another which is fanatical and cruel.

Domingo Badia was a Catalan scientist militar, traveler and Arabist, who in 1803, was commissioned by Manuel Godoy (prime minister of Charles IV of Spain) to undertook a long journey through Muslim territories, camouflaging him as a Syrian prince descendant of the Abbasids, Ali Bey al Abbassi, son of the Emir of Damascus (assassinated by the Otomans).

On the previous tears in Córdoba around 1795 he had been working on his project of the construction of a hot air balloon that he planned to use to carry out atmospheric observations (height of the atmosphere in relation to sea level, atmospheric pressure, heat and humidity), although after several attempts the project did not end with good results.

His travels took him to Morocco, Algeria, Libya and various regions of the Ottoman Empire (Egypt, Arabia, Syria, Turkey and Greece), which he would describe in the book The Travels of Ali Bey, in which along with detailed descriptions of the cities he visited, recorded his observations on geography, botany, zoology, entomology, geology and meteorology.

Although in fact, he was a secret agent with a mission to gain the trust of the Moroccan Sultan, Moulay Slimane and trying to convince him to accept a proposal to stablish the sultanate as a protectorate under the Spanish rule. By then, Badía was conspiring against the sultan, conducting extensive negotiations with the chiefs of the rebellious tribes, to destabilize the sultanate's government and overthrow the sultan, who was suspect of broking his neutralilty and ally with the English against Spain in the context of the Anglo-Spanish War (1804-1809), but the plan failed and Moulay Slimane expelled Ali Bey from the country.

Apart from his travels and his missions in Morocco, during the Napoleonic invasion he acted as mayor of Segovia and prefect of Córdoba between 1809 and 1811 under the rule of Joseph I of Spain.

Within this time period, Richard Brothers (well known for his extremely detailed prediction of the beheading of Louis XVI of France) revealed in a book that Lady Hester Stanhope, niece of the English Prime Minister, William Pitt, would be crowned Queen of Palmyra, the new Zenobia.

Lady Hester was a British aristocrat, but also an adventurer, antiquarian, and one of the most famous travellers of her age. Her archaeological excavation of Ashkelon in 1815 is considered the first to use modern archaeological principles, Her letters and memoirs made her famous as an explorer. She traveled to several places of the Ottoman Empire like Athens, Rhodes, Constantinople, the Ionian Islands, the Peloponnese, Athens, Malta, Constantinople, Rhodes, Egypt, Palestine, Lebanon and Damascus and Jerusalem.

On April 14, 1813, Lady Hester made the decision to charter a caravan of 50 camels, a large retinue of servants and dressed in splendid clothes in the manner of a Druze prince, also hiring a group of armed and uniformed Bedouins as Praetorian Guard. Lady Hester pretended to imitate the mythical queen Zenobia who defied the Romans. On March 29, 1813, the procession arrived at the city of Palmyra, which was splendidly received by the Bedouins. Lady Hester Stanhope earned the admiration and respect of the local Bedouin tribes, who called her Maliki or the White Queen of Tadmir (Palmyra).

Domingo Badia meets Lady Hester when he goes to London on a mission. It is the starting point of a passionate tumultuous love affair which endures for fourteen years before its tragic end; their love unable to sustain two irreconcilable visions of Islam.

Badía died in Damascus in 1818, it is said that he was poisoned by a British agent or that the British ordered to poison him, due to some of his actions during his secret misions were unfavorable for the British, it's said that probably Badía was in a secret mission by that time. Previously he had already frustrated some interventions by the English, such as in 1806 when Badía sabotaged the British plan to remove Mehemet Ali and install their puppet Elfi Bey as pasha of Egypt or when in 1807 in Syria he discovered and destroyed a secret line that the English had to communicate with India.

A film-goer, travelling with Ali Bey through Spain, France, England and Morocco, is transported to sumptuously decorated palaces in Madrid, Paris, London and Morocco of the early 19th century and with Lady Hester to the burning sands of Arabia and the ancient ruins of Palmyra.

The film was shot in Italy, Morocco and England, and it lasts 115 minutes.

After a long absence, Souhail Ben-Barka returned to filmmaking. His career is rich in many films that have marked the history of Moroccan cinema, including the film “Amok” which has won many awards, in addition to his masterpieces “The Battle of the Three Kings”, “The Curse of the Pharaoh” and “The Lovers of Mogador”.

Director's note

I have always had freedom of choice concerning the topics and characters of all my previous films. For this one, I feel designated - as if it has chosen me… With his accomplished seduction, no one can resist the charms of the trickster, The figure full of charisma and mischief, but also the taste for conquest and bluffing of Badia /Ali Bey: From the most humble subjects to the grandest dignitaries, from the Sultan Moulay Slimane, to Lady Hester, Queen of Palmyra, to Napoleon himself who enquires of Talleyrand:

"Your man - is he genius or a madma.?" To which Talleyrand answers.

"A subtle combination of both, Sire. Great men are made that way."

Cast

Rodolfo Sancho (Domingo Badía i Leblich, aka Ali Bay al Abbassi)

Carolina Crescentini (Lady Hester Stanhope, aka Meleki)

Marisa Paredes (Lady Williams)

Giancarlo Giannini (Talleyrand)

Imanol Arias (Sultan Moulay Slimane/ Sulayman of Morocco)

Omar Azzuzi

Massimo Ghini (Amoros)

Marco Bocci (Manuel Godoy)

Abdelaziz Bouzaoui

Younés Kerkour

Hamid Basket

Kamal Moummad (Salem)

Ulisse Provolo (Dott. Blizzard)

Christo Jivkov (Mulai Driss)

Jean-Pierre André Douay

Emanuele Vezzoli (Firmin Didot)

Enrico Salimberi (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Creative staff

Director: Souheil Ben-Barka

Story and Screenplay : Bernard Stora and Souheil Benbarka

Executive Producers: Gianni Sarago and Hamid Basket

Art Director: Amal El Mazouni

Production Designer: Marco Trentini, Francesco Cotone

Director of Photography: Ugo Menegatti

Chief Make Up Artist: Leila Benbarka

Costume Supervisor: Lia Morandini

Music by: Stefano Lentini

Production: Co-production Morocco-Italy: Jal's Production (Casablanca) and Flat Parioli SRL (Rome).

Official website: http://www.desableetdefeu.fr/

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(I have found more pics about the film, but for thid post these are enough)

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burning-candlelight · 1 year ago

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wrote this about going to an online school for a huge chunk of my schooling (7th-12th). i did it for various reasons, good and valid reasons, but it was very, very lonely. i had friends, i did, good ones in a sense, but yeah my feelings about it are here. not polished, maybe nonsensical in some places. but yeah.

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You watch the kids around you grow into their environments. You watch people interact and mesh and clash. People complain about drama and yeah, I get it, I really do. But 6 years is a long time.

Whatever dregs of drama, if it can even be called that, which have caught up to me are so stripped of whatever one might find entertaining or enjoyable, stripped of any hiding good intention. Like a mango seed with all the sweet pulp sucked off of it, and now you’re chewing on the pure fiber-y strands of hate, getting it all stuck in your teeth. Because there’s nothing else to eat. Nothing at all. And it really wouldn’t be so bad, but 6 years is an awfully long time.

It's not the drama, in the end. In fact, it never really was. Honestly, I've never really heard of someone that says they miss drama. Many spend much of their lives trying to escape it. So it's really, honestly, not the drama. I could be poetic and say its everything else, or allude to some other devastating problem, but the truth is that there were no other issues. There was no discord. There was nothing at all. There was nothing at all. 6 years feels very, very long.

There was no harm, no harmony. There were no fights, nor makeups. Well, there have been, of course, I suppose, but what did those really matter, those few times, in the face of the 6 gnawing years.

I try to make it pretty, I try to channel the hurt into ivory words. But it’s big. The feeling of nothing is so, so impossibly large.

It feels, in that sense, not dramatic. No drama, no irony, no tears, no flourishes. Poems, metaphors, maybe. But to take a lens and zoom, as is the key to many emotions, seems quite impossible in this case. Something like the vast expanse of space, a whole infinite void of nothing consumes my chest. I have no memories to cry over, nothing to hold dear, no tarnished ideals or bruises. I really wouldn’t mind those, nowadays.

And it’s especially sad, when I think of others. For others I can zoom in and the hurt, the feeling of irreconcilably lost time disappears, and a sense of tragedy fills me. I suppose the lost time is tragedy, but not in the same way. I cannot cry for myself, feel sad in the way I am supposed to, not the way I do when I zoom in on others. Because there are others, by the way. Not just me. And its so sad, because we really did try so damn hard. Or, at least I did. And I know many others did too. I can’t say anyone failed us in particular, because I don’t think there was any winning in the first place. We came here, and there was no winning. There was no correct or blatantly happy outcome. There never is, of course, so you could say its really more the universe at fault than the people in charge, but still, you just wouldn’t expect to lose so hard. You gain comrades, brothers in arms clinging to each other to not drown, with a wild and reckless lack of discrimination or forethought. You cling, you hold each other through cold nights, you keep each other from drowning, and through all that, despite all that, the empty nothing persists.

Regret is a feeling I find hard to place. I have a permeating knowledge, or at least a belief, that I’m trying my best. That everyone is. I know that my choices brought me here, they have become me, and frankly, that it’s not too bad of an outcome. But 6 years is a very, very long time.

There’s no pretty conclusion, no moral of the story, no succinct message. A void persisted for 6 years, or perhaps I persisted within one. Reprieve came short and sweet; rations you would stretch from one long month to the next to keep yourself from despair. But really, it was what it was. A tragedy, frankly, because there’s no hero, no winning, no victors– only loss, only survivors, only victims. And 6 lost years out of 18 is a fucking tragedy. I am me because of these years. I ask myself, how do I reconcile this? Heal, like I feel like must? And after these 6 long years, I find that I don’t think I can. I think I just have to live with it.

#online school #writing #poetry #posting this for me because i feel like it and i cant elaborate on why because i dont know either

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lfcgirl23 · 1 year ago

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Thanks for tagging me @kiyootietrent 😘

Last song: Phresh Out The Runway 💃🏻

Favourite colour: Blue 💙

Last movie/show: Binge watching funniest moments of Graham Norton show 😐

Next on my watchlist: 12th Fail

Last book: Rich Dad Poor Dad

Last game: Watched the horror yesterday 😫

Sweet/savory/spicy: 🥞🍫🍩

Relationship status: Alone in the world of fluff & smuts

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Greatest flaw: Superiority complex

Tagging: @zl-main @hendolish

#i was tagged #time passing

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ginnsbaker · 2 years ago

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Hi!

It's been ages since the last time I shared my thoughts about ILGOSS. I've been so busy with my own life these past few weeks (I graduated college and went on vacay ☺️) Thank goodness I finally managed to catch up.

• R is both an idiot and a-hole for leaving Lena before even having to witness her girlfriend received her well-deserved award. Doesn't matter if R was mad at her at that moment or hurt, she should've at least tried to prioritized her love for Lena first over anything else. Support your significant other first, then talk about the problem later 😕. Also, I think, maybe Kate needs to mind her own business for a bit lol.

• The 12th chapter was the most personal one to me. Tbh, I tried avoiding reading it at first because it got too overwhelming for me. My mom kinda cheated on my dad, too. It wasn't anything serious, I think, mostly just talking to other men online. Still, it doesn't change or lessen how betrayed and hurt I was when I learned it. Because of my mom, I developed trust issues. It even made me wonder if my dad was cheating as well since he works in another country, far away from us most of the time. Whatever the truth is, I don't even want to find out.

• "I never wanted to hurt her," “I thought if–if I simply put a stop to it and she never finds out, I–”

What a wild statement lol. I hate how she even thought of considering just putting a stop on her cheating and r never finding out. Also, you can't cheat and claim to never wanting to hurt your partner. It doesn't work that way, never did, never will. Cheating equates to hurting your loved one, always.

• Idk if it's just me, I think after the failed marriage with Wanda, R is desperate for the love that Lena is capable to give (the love that Wanda failed to do) but also refused to be loved right by Lena, does that even make any sense? 😭 Nvm it you don't get it haha 🥴

• I genuinely feel bad for Lena :( She deserves so much better. R is obviously not over Wanda. It makes sense tho, since being betrayed/hurt doesn't automatically mean your love for your significant other would just randomly disappear.

• My jaw literally dropped when I learned that Vision recorded their affair. I feel bad that Wanda got recorded without her consent. Vision is truly the biggest a-hole in this story. He deserves some jail time asap.

• Idk what to feel if R decides to watch the video. Personally, I think I would not watch it for my own good. I don't like confronting my trauma lol. That shit would send me to spiral and never recover (being cheated on is already enough, seeing the evidence of it is just way too cruel). My brain would repeat that video over and over again. A reminder how R isn't enough. So, no, thank you.

• I hope whatever happens in this story, I hope Wanda gets to have children in the future. Doesn't matter if it's with R or not.

I honestly can't wait for R's therapy. She badly needs it asap 😂

- 🦄

Welcome back!

I really missed your bulleted thoughts. But congratulations again on your graduation and I'm glad you've been out and about and just enjoying life :) so much deserved!

I should've put a trigger warning on 12. I'm sorry to hear about what happened to your parents. Same, i don't think i want to find out. ignorance is bliss.

Yes. Wanda was a coward and she was so afraid of losing R that she thought about just putting a stop to the lies and never telling R about it. But that was the old Wanda. I'd like to think that the new Wanda is different.

I can't wait to finish ILGOSS in general so I can discuss the ending lol. I'm that impatient.

Anyway, thank you so much for sending your thoughts and catching up! Missed you so much my dear unicorn!

#ilgoss asks #🦄 anon

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findingjoynweirdstuff · 4 years ago

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Crash Course: The History of Dream SMP Season One

So...

You want to get into the Dream SMP, but oh no! There’s eight months of extensive and event-filled history to catch up on, and dozens of highlight videos to watch that don’t always include everything, and pages upon pages of detailed Wiki articles...where do you start!?

Well, I’ve created this to summarize the events of Dream SMP Season One into a single post as a sort of “narrative timeline.”

I’ve also included the dates of the events to the best of my ability, so that everything is in (mostly) chronological order.

I’d highly recommend also checking out the Wiki for more detailed descriptions of the big events if you’re interested.

Happy one-month anniversary of the Grand Finale!

Enjoy!

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Note: Some dates, but not all, are taken from VOD upload dates, and Tommy’s VODs are usually uploaded a day later than initial broadcast, so they may be slightly inaccurate. Dates marked with * are the dates the VOD was uploaded, in cases where I am unsure of the original broadcast date.

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The Early Days

April 25th:

The SMP started out as an ordinary survival server, and was often referred to as “the survival world” on early Dream Team streams. The first eight members to join the SMP were: Dream, George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Ponk, Alyssa, Callahan and Sam, though Sam took a hiatus until the events of the Election Arc. The Community House was the first thing to be built in the center of a lake.

It was in this period that Beckerson and Mars were named from donos (the various named knicknacks in the Community House are also from donos), Dream tamed a white horse named Spirit, and Sam tamed Fran. There were also several other various pets like dogs and foxes that were tamed by the members.

Some notable events from this period include: the construction of the Court House (and subsequently Sapnap and George’s murder trials there), Dream building the wooden path, George texting Dream’s mother, Sapnap’s Famous Storytime Stream (in which Spirit died due to mobs), and the burning of Ponk’s first Lemon Tree due to a conflict with George.

There was also a running joke that Callahan and Alyssa were dating (they aren’t)

Tommy’s Arrival

Tommy joins July 4th. Tubbo arrives shortly after, with Fundy a day after Tubbo.

The day of Tommy’s arrival:

Tommy joins the SMP. His first day, George and Dream get him to stand on a crafting table and he subsequently murders George and takes from the Community House chests. Dream and George put Tommy on trial in the Court House. After a brief manhunt, Tommy is banished 2,500 blocks away (the first of three exiles) in the snow and is ordered to stay there. He fails to comply and is briefly banned before Dream lets him back on. He chooses to settle on a hill next to Ponk’s Lemon Tree.

The Disc War: Start of the Disc Saga

Taking place from July 9th* - July 11th*, though there were various events/conflicts relating to the discs that happened before and after this time.

After listening to two discs, Cat and Mellohi, with Tubbo on a bench while watching the sunset (VOD: July 8th*), Tommy considers the two discs to be his most prized possessions.

This event is considered the first major war of the server, and the Disc Saga would continue to have developments throughout the rest of Season One.

The events of the first Disc War began due to another conflict between Sapnap, Ponk and Alyssa. Punz and Tubbo were also involved. Tommy ended up siding with Sapnap, and much vandalism and fighting happened before Dream logged on with the intention to stop it.

Tommy and Sapnap murder Dream, and Dream steals Tommy’s discs in return, threatening to burn them unless Tommy returns his gear. Tommy, Tubbo and Sapnap end up combining forces to murder Dream and take back the discs, which Tommy hides under his base. Dream spends time off stream digging up the entirety of Tommy’s land in search of them.

The rest of the Disc War proceeds with Tommy and Tubbo working repeatedly to take back the discs from Dream. It only ends when Tommy crafts an Ender Chest to put the discs in.

This was also around the time that Fundy’s Socializing Club was built, which later led to a brief conflict taking place there.

(It was also during this time in the middle of the Disc War that Wilbur joined a call with Tommy and asked Dream out on a date to Pizza Hut, with Tommy speaking in game chat as Wilbur’s wingman. Dream says yes, George gets jealous on Twitter, and the infamous Vlog plot starts. It would go on from July to October.)

Schlatt and Wilbur

July 12th: During a short conflict between Tommy and Tubbo over the death of Tubbo’s pet bee, Tommy burns down Tubbo’s house. Wilbur logs onto the server to act as Tommy’s lawyer.

On July 17th, Schlatt gets whitelisted on the server without Dream’s knowledge and Tommy spends a day with his idol. The SMPLive Cuck Shed is recreated in Dream SMP, and Tommy listens to the disc Blocks with Schlatt. People trend #kickschlatt on Twitter. Both Wilbur and Schlatt log off the server “permanently,” Wilbur by choice and Schlatt by banning (as Dream didn’t know who he was). Tommy gains ownership of Wilbur’s ball house.

Also worth mentioning is Eret joining July 19th.

The L’manburg War for Independence (aka “Revolution”)

This was a relatively short but very consequential arc, taking place from July 24th to August 2nd, a little over a week in total. It is the second major war of the server, and the first to be faction-based.

July 24th: Wilbur joins the server again.

He decides to start an empire with Tommy. He builds the Camarvan (aka “hto dog van”) in a remote part of the woods and recruits Tommy to help create artificial scarcity in the server’s drug market by stealing everyone’s blaze rods. This isn’t taken too kindly by other members, especially Sapnap. One thing leads to another and they decide to mark out a tiny square in the woods to declare as an independent country. Tubbo joins them, and he and Tommy sing “Hallelujah” to a tilled patch of dirt (this melody would later become the L’manburg National Anthem). They also recruit Eret to help build. They decide on a name: L’manburg, and also don revolutionary skins.

Dream comes over, displeased by this, and declares war. His side consists of Dream, George, Sapnap and Punz, though the L’manburgians attempted to convince George to their side due to his Britishness.

Eret builds the walls, Fundy joins the revolution after logging in within the walls and being very confused, Wilbur claims Fundy as his son. Tommy constructs a fight club beneath his house and, after poorly speaking Dutch to Fundy, goes down the path placing signs in various languages saying “the green bastard shall die!” as propaganda to Dream’s viewers of various nationalities.

July 31st:

Dream and Sapnap log on during one of Dream’s streams, inspect the area, and go through a multi-step plan to demoralize the L’manburgians: they burn down all the trees around their land, lavacast a huge cobblestone wall just outside, construct obsidian TNT cannons around the walls, and fire several TNT blasts into the country, destroying part of the hotdog van’s roof. George joins the call, gets filled in on what’s been happening, and assists in the chaos. Eret, the only L’manburgian online, is helpless and can only meekly protest in game chat. As a final message, Dream and Sapnap set fire to Tubbo’s house (the second time) and Dream gives his famous “white flags” ultimatum.

August 1st:

The ultimatum’s war date was pushed back a day due to Twitter drama. The final evening before war, Dream, after doing his serious stream, logs onto the server and blows up Tommy’s land with TNT, exploding part of the beloved Cuck Shed. Wilbur, in VC, tells Tommy to return the favor to Dream, but instead, Tommy chooses not to fight fire with fire. Impressed, Wilbur makes Tommy his right hand man. Eret joins Dream’s side around this time.

August 2nd:

The day of war comes. Dream’s side goes to Tubbo’s jungle base to kill Tubbo repeatedly. There’s a brief conflict at the Power Tower. Wilbur logs on - the L’manburg side is grossly underprepared. They meet at the Embassy and exchange fire with the Dream SMP members. After Dream seems to retreat, Eret suggests they return to L’manburg, saying he has a “secret weapon:” Eret has been grinding for items.

He leads them down a long tunnel into a blackstone “Final Control Room.” The chests are empty, and Tommy pushes a button in the middle of the room, wondering what its function is. The redstone doors slide open and Dream’s men ambush and kill all of them, leaving them with nothing.

After speaking with Wilbur, who refuses surrender, Dream returns to L’manburg and lights a piece of TNT at the entrance, triggering tons of TNT that had been laid beneath the ground beforehand to ignite. Tommy leads everyone into a final bunker. As one last chance at independence, Tommy challenges Dream to a bow duel for Mellohi. George and Wilbur have a short exchange in which they reflect on their Pizza Hut Date, wondering how they could end up like this, with their men fighting each other on opposite sides. Wilbur tells George he should have been on their side as a British person. Eret too.

Tommy and Dream take ten paces and fire at each other on the Prime Path.

Tommy loses the duel.

Instead of giving up just Mellohi, though, Tommy asks Dream if he could give up Cat as well in return for “technical independence.” Dream agrees. Wilbur declares independence again, putting himself as President, Tommy as Vice President, and Tubbo as Secretary of State. Eret, meanwhile, is declared king of the Dream SMP.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO...you know the rest.

Jack Manifold is whitelisted. It’s a silver-lining ending.

Post-War Period General Events

August 3rd (?), VOD uploaded August 6th*:

On Jack’s first day, Dream attempts to bribe Jack onto his side with riches, real money, and books containing secret codes. Jack decides to act as a double agent.

VOD uploaded August 7th*:

Fundy and Eret continue their pranks. Eret builds his two towers to watch over L’manburg - Fundy completely destroyed the first of them, which is why Eret’s towers are now reinforced with obsidian. That same stream where Fundy “shrank” the tower was where Tommy and Jack first heard the tale of Fundy’s heritage. Fundy explained that his mother was a salmon (they came up with the name “Sally”) and that she was an accountant who raised him the best she could. Tommy and Jack are understandably weirded out by this.

August 6th:

Niki is also whitelisted and joins the server. The original Camarvan is torn down, and Wilbur introduces the first version of the L’manburg National Anthem.

The Drug Park Trivia Contest

August 9th:

Due to L’manburg needing more funds, Wilbur, Tommy and Tubbo get together and create a drug park business to attract drug dealers and women. They see four chickens hanging out near some gravel and name them Clementine, Clementine, Clementine and Clementine, deciding that gravel must attract women. PPA (Ponk-Purpled-Alyssa) signs a trade agreement with L’manburg.

The drug park attracts a confused Dream, who wanders around through the alleyways. Dream gets scammed and then scams them back, so Wilbur challenges Dream to a trivia contest.

August 10th:

Fundy takes off his revolutionary outfit and he and Wilbur get into a brief argument over it. Eret continues to build his second tower. Wilbur asked Tommy and Tubbo to prepare the trivia questions together, but while Tubbo had researched real trivia, Tommy put in bullshit questions that were later removed from the point score.

Dream loses the trivia contest and jumps off a cliff.

The Disc Saga: Showbiz Business

August 13th*:

After Tommy, Tubbo, Thunder, Skeppy and Fundy give a performance of Hamilton and Macbeth to Dream, gaining Dream’s favor, Skeppy tells Tommy he has Spirit’s leather. Tommy, seeing an opportunity to use Dream’s sentimental attachment to get Dream on his good side, asks Skeppy for the leather. Instead, Skeppy trades the leather back to Dream in return for one of the discs. Tommy gets Quackity in a VC to try and intimidate Skeppy (Quackity fails), then asks for Quackity to be whitelisted. Dream whitelists Quackity.

This was also around the time that Fundy kidnapped Punz’s bee, Beenis, and was put on trial, resulting in the birth of Tubbo’s alter ego: Big Law. This would come into play during the Pet War.

The Cartel

August 17th:

Quackity joins the server.

He is initially not allowed to join L’manburg.

He and Tommy start the Cartel together, going on a heist and cracking jokes about John Lennon. This is an overarching scheme over the course of several streams. Tommy ends up building a summer house for himself in the hills, and constructs a drug lab in its basement which he uses with Quackity to attempt a drug scheme.

August 28th*:

Later, after Tommy finishes his summer home and names the several cows who live there, Quackity kidnaps the one named Henry and threatens his life, as he feels that Tommy has become too attached to Henry and is no longer dedicated to the Cartel. Quackity forces Tommy to play a sick trivia game show where if he gets an answer wrong, a cow dies. Tommy asks Tubbo for help, but Tubbo sides with Quackity for the drama. The conflict ends in violence, but Henry is still alive.

Tommy and Wilbur Revive the Server

August 19th*:

Tommy, concerned that the SMP is dying due to Tubbo not being online, calls in Wilbur and Quackity for a chill stream. He and Wilbur rebuild the Camarvan very, very poorly, turning it into a monstrosity of a dirt-bug held together by cobblestone. This wasn’t very consequential, I just included it to explain how the Camarvan ended up looking like That.

The Disc Saga: Railway Skirmish

August 23rd*:

One day, Tommy was hanging around at his summer home. He hops in a minecart and accidentally runs Dream over. Dream uses the /kill command as a funny way to mess with Tommy (and the audience), causing him to die and lose all his stuff. Dream hadn’t been expecting Tommy to take advantage of it. Unbeknownst to Tommy, Tubbo runs in and snatches Dream’s prized sword, hiding it underground.

Tommy and Tubbo realize that with all of Dream’s gear in their possession, they finally have the high ground, and try and use that high ground to trade Dream for the disc. Wilbur joins and questions Tommy about why they’re trying to cause conflict, as L’manburg can’t afford to fight another war so soon. Wilbur orders them to return Dream’s things and apologize. Dream doesn’t give Tommy the disc, but does trade Tommy for Spirit’s leather in return for his stuff back. Tommy tries and fails to trade Skeppy the leather for the disc. He and Sapnap also then team up to kill Dream, but Sapnap betrays Tommy after being threatened and Tommy never succeeds in getting a disc back.

Tubbo reveals to Tommy afterwards that he’d hidden Dream’s sword, and they’d successfully kept it: they now have leverage.

Church Prime

August 24th:

Tommy and Dream put their differences aside for one day and start a religion together after plugging Twitch Prime for twenty minutes straight, to Tubbo’s disapproval. Quackity assists as well. The Vape Tower and Holy Land are created. Dream levitates into the air and /kill’s himself, then gets resurrected. One of the funniest streams the SMP’s ever had.

Church Prime has been born!

The Disc Saga: Spirit Scam / Start of the Pet War

August 27th*:

Tommy is enraged by Sapnap killing one of his beloved cows, Harold. He griefs Sapnap’s house and also informs Niki that her pet, a little fox named Fungi, was also killed by Sapnap. Niki is furious. She, Tommy and Tubbo kidnap Mars and Beckerson with the intentions of holding them for ransom as revenge. Dream, concerned about this, tries to reason with them. He can’t let Mars and Beckerson die at any cost.

While the sides make their threats, Dream locks up the jukebox room in Tommy’s house with obsidian and starts playing the real Mellohi to taunt them out of cockiness. Tubbo and Tommy manage to snatch Mellohi and put it in an ender chest. Dream, realizing he’d screwed up, names a fake Mellohi disc “Tommy’s Disc” and tries to convince them that that was the real one.

After plenty of scamming involving Dream’s sword, Spirit, Mellohi, the fish, and a confusing switcheroo, Tommy ends up with the real Mellohi and the real Spirit, while Dream keeps Beckerson and Mars in his possession. Niki just wanted an apology.

The Pet War

August 29th*:

After taking a brief recess from the SMP, Fundy logs on and starts to catch up on what he’s missed. He’s confused by Church Prime, but is more concerned with chat spamming “RIP Fungi.” He doesn’t believe it at first, but sees Fungi’s grave in L’manburg and calls Niki, who tells him what happened. Furious, he says that Sapnap must pay.

He asks Dream for Mars, but Dream is unwilling to give her to him. Instead, Dream leads Fundy and Niki to the dog house and show them the pets. He tells them that Skechers is Sapnap’s fox, but they didn’t hear it from him. As he is unable to kill one of his own kind, Fundy asks Niki to murder it with a pickaxe.

After a scavenger hunt stream with George, Dream tells Sapnap what happened. Sapnap, enraged, kills Niki’s animals and Fundy’s enderman pet. The Dream Team hide their remaining animals off screen.

August 31st*:

Fundy gets Beenis and a beehive at Tubbo’s base and offers to play a cruel game with Punz in which Punz chooses to spare one of the beenests while the other is thrown into fire. Punz decides that choosing is better than leaving Beenis in an enderchest and chooses. They place down the spared beenest but no bee comes out. Tommy and Tubbo arrive in full armor, looking ominously at Punz. Fundy explains the situation to them, favoring his side of the story, and Tommy and Tubbo defend him as one of their own. Fundy has started a war.

September 1st:

Fundy and Niki get a pet bee named Beelloon. They hide it in an obsidian box to keep it safe. They also locate Sapnap’s pets based on small details in the background of George’s stream.

Sapnap and Punz arrive one day after a Twitch Rivals tournament and force Fundy to watch as they explode Fungi’s grave with TNT. Fundy says they should end the fighting for good with a duel: one vs. one, Sapnap and Fundy.

September 10th:

Fundy builds a scaled-down version of Technoblade and Dream’s arena just behind his base. Tubbo referees the duel between Fundy and Sapnap. Fundy loses. Sapnap takes Niki’s fish and starts to play the same game with Fundy, but stops at the last second - it’s not worth stoking up the fires of war again. He congratulates Fundy on being a worthy competitor and leaves after returning the fish to Fundy. The Pet War ends there.

The Election

September 3rd*:

Tubbo and Fundy get into an argument that threatens to tear L’manburg apart in Civil War. Tommy, while Wilbur isn’t online, is the one left in charge of diffusing the conflict, which he does successfully. The next day (September 4th*), Wilbur logs back on and Tommy fills him in on what he’s missed. They decide that they need to consolidate power, and choose to hold a rigged election where they’re the only party that can be voted for. Quackity, after learning this, states that he’ll be running as well to prevent their dictatorship, declaring his campaign “SWAG2020.” This throws a wrench in Wilbur and Tommy’s plans. Wilbur and Tommy’s party is renamed “POG2020.”

September 9th*:

The Presidential debate is held in Tubbo’s King’s Court. Quackity reveals that Georgenotfound is his running mate. Tommy attempts a smear campaign against him, then later accepts bribery from Karl, who was overseeing the debate. Tubbo takes Karl’s spot to be less biased. Fundy states that he wants to run for president as well. September 15th, Tommy gains Sapnap’s vote by publicly denouncing Fundy, telling him that if Wilbur weren’t Fundy’s father, Fundy would be kicked out of L’manburg. The following days, they hold a few more rallies, sing a duet of Let it Go, and Wilbur, Tommy and Quackity construct the White House while speaking Spanish. This is also the birth of “Tubbox.”

September 20th:

They hold one last rally where the parties show off their endorsements. POG2020 is endorsed by Vikkstar. Georgenotfound is a no-show. Everyone wonders where he is, with one of the running theories being that he’s off editing the Vlog. Fundy and Niki announce their campaign: COCONUT2020.

Tommy and Wilbur have one last endorsement up their sleeve: Schlatt logs onto the server. He’s been unbanned. Instead of endorsing POG2020, however, he accidentally endorses COCONUT2020 and then decides to run his own candidacy, SCHLATT2020. Violence breaks out, Tommy, Wilbur and Quackity all escape underground. Wilbur and Tommy offer to combine votes with Quackity, but Quackity refuses after they reveal the offer is conditional on their own defeat. Instead, Quackity decides to partner with Schlatt.

Also worth mentioning is the fact that Wilbur asked for Tommy’s Mellohi disc, the real one, to keep until they’d won the election. Tommy gives it to him.

Schlatt’s Inauguration

September 21st:

HBomb is added to the server. Wilbur gets on the podium and states the election results: POG2020 won the popular vote by 45%, but was beaten out by the combined vote total of SCHLATT2020 and SWAG2020 of 46%, making Schlatt the President and Quackity the Vice President. Schlatt designates Tubbo as his right-hand man, still Secretary of State.

Schlatt’s decrees are as follows, given throughout the rest of the stream: Tommy and Wilbur’s citizenship is revoked, the walls are torn down, L’manburg is renamed to Manberg.

Tommy and Wilbur escape into the woods (Tommy’s second exile) and Technoblade offers them assistance. Technoblade logs onto the server and they find a ravine to make a barracks in: Pogtopia.

Tommy and Wilbur then go to negotiate with Schlatt for a one-day visa to L’manburg for Ninja’s visit. Schlatt agrees to it.

Ninja’s Visit

September 25th*:

Ninja visits and streams with Tommy for a day. He ends up getting married to Georgenotfound and using their marriage to get the Pogtopians an extended visa without Schlatt’s knowledge.

Pet War II: Battle of the Lake

Sapnap and Karl, who were engaged to marry with a wooden Eiffel Tower as their honeymoon spot, attempt to kidnap Henry. Instead, Sapnap accidentally kills Henry with fall damage.

October 5th:

Tommy is beyond enraged at the death of Henry, and goes to grief Skeppy’s property with Niki while he’s grieving. Dream joins and helps Tommy lavacast the Eiffel Tower. They attempt to frame Badboyhalo for this, which starts a new conflict and a battle between Skeppy and Bad against Dream and Tommy.

Sapnap logs on, Tommy confronts him, and Sapnap eats Henry’s corpse. Antfrost also joins in on Bad and Skeppy’s side. The fight continues, and Dream and Tommy escape into the wilderness together and a chase ensues. Niki is taken hostage.

Dream decides to entrust Tommy with one of the most valuable pets on the server: Mars. Tommy must never, under any circumstances, harm her. Tommy tells Sapnap he has Mars, but Sapnap doesn’t believe Dream would trust Tommy with such a thing at first.

Everyone heads to Pogtopia. Tommy gives his famous “I have the Blade” line and Technoblade logs on. Dream also joins Techno and Tommy’s side. They declare it the Battle of the Lake after a tiny pond next to Tommy’s Intimidation Tower. Punz swaps sides mid battle, and Dream, Tommy and Techno overpower the opposing side, claiming victory.

Dreamon Hunters

October 7th:

Tubbo and Fundy want to create some chaos, but their targets keep logging off and foiling their plans. Eventually, Dream logs on, and that’s when they get the idea to perform an exorcism on Dream. They get Dream to Skeppy’s Mansion and perform a complicated ritual, ending with them logging out and then back in again, and Dream exploding TNT, killing himself and also Tubbo in the blast. After this exorcism, Dream seems...different. He says he wants to be a builder, he wants to hug Technoblade, and his IQ is...75!

Tubbo and Fundy think at first that they’ve successfully removed the Dreamon, but after performing a test with an iron door, everything goes sour. In a last effort to get Dream back to normal, Fundy recreates his marriage proposal scene with Dream. Dream ascends into the air, explodes, and all seems to go back to normal...until DreamXD logs on.

October 15th:

In a second stream, Tubbo and Fundy get their proper Dreamon Hunter outfits, set up a base of operations on the beach near the Mansion, and recruit Sapnap to assist them.

The Festival

VOD uploaded October 10th*:

Tommy has an idea to connect the Prime Path from Pogtopia all the way to Dream SMP, but accidentally reveals Tubbo’s tunnel to Quackity in the process. This leads to a split between Tommy and Wilbur, in which Wilbur snaps and tells Tommy that this is why he isn’t the President and never will be.

Schlatt comes on. He ignores the tunnels, but announces something new: The official Manberg Festival, a celebration of democracy and freedom. With this announcement, Wilbur starts to have doubts about his intentions. Why should he want to go against someone who was democratically elected, hosting fun events for the citizens? Wilbur has a realization: he’s the villain. A few minutes pass, and he’s completely gone, slipping into paranoia about everyone’s loyalties as he starts to distrust that even Tubbo is on his side. He has a plan to blow the entire place up with TNT, and asks Dream to help.

At the end of the day, Tubbo and Tommy have a moment by the bench. Tubbo reveals to Tommy that he’d been given a Mellohi disc by Wilbur, who had also given a copy to Tommy as well. They question why Wilbur would give them both copies of Mellohi, and try to hide the truth about the disc. Tubbo says he probably has the real one.

In the coming days, Tubbo and Fundy help create the decorations. Fundy, meanwhile, has been questioning his loyalties. He wonders what Tommy and Wilbur ever really did for the country in their administration.

October 16th:

The day of the Festival arrives. Everyone, including Technoblade, has been invited except for Wilbur and Tommy. Techno joins in with the party activities, and it’s a joyous day. Tommy and Wilbur wait on the roof, and have a brief conversation with Tubbo before the moment arrives. Wilbur accuses Tubbo of being a yes-man, explains that there’s a key phrase in the speech to activate the TNT. There are twenty pieces of TNT beneath Schlatt’s chair alone.

He puts Tubbo in charge of making the final decision of whether Manberg stays or falls. It’s up to Tubbo to say the line. As the party settles, Tubbo goes up to give his speech. He says it, Schlatt prompts him for more, and Tubbo says the line. Wilbur and Tommy hop down to press the button, but Schlatt gives a little chuckle. He and Quackity start trapping Tubbo in concrete, keeping him in Schlatt’s chair while everyone looks on in confusion. Wilbur and Tommy pause – they can’t detonate the TNT with Tubbo in the blast radius. Schlatt reveals that he’d known about Tubbo’s spying all along, and calls up Technoblade for a favor.

Schlatt orders Technoblade to execute Tubbo. A few shots from Techno’s rocket launcher, and the deed is done. Techno then turns and massacres the crowd as Tommy pearls onto the podium and Wilbur searches around for the button, which he’d lost. Wilbur confronts Schlatt in order to defend Niki, but Schlatt orders Niki’s death and everyone runs back to Pogtopia.

Tommy is fuming at Technoblade, and the two have a short fist fight in a combat pit to settle their differences. Tommy loses, but his rage still remains. Techno tells him that the only universal language is violence, and now that they’ve settled that issue, it’s time to move on.

October 19th:

A few days after the festival, Tommy comes online and overhears an argument between Quackity and Schlatt over the destruction of the White House. Quackity snaps at Schlatt, shoots him, and runs off into the forest while Schlatt tears the building down. Tommy meets with him, and Quackity is recruited into the rebellion. Wilbur comes on and gets filled in. Wilbur also reveals that he’d found the button room off stream, and shows it to Tommy and Quackity. He only needed two witnesses. Tommy and Quackity trap Wilbur into the corner before he can press it, though, and talk him down into taking another approach for now.

The Meeting

November 2nd:

It’s Niki’s birthday party. A fun-filled gathering hosted by Karl at his new Haunted Mansion, featuring several members of the SMP. Wilbur and Quackity are both there, and hang around after the party to sing love-hate songs to one another while playing the guitar. After Quackity sings one last song to Wilbur, though, things turn south. Wilbur tells Quackity that he’s going to blow up Manberg, and Quackity is going to watch. Everyone runs to Manberg in a panic as Wilbur starts playing the chords to Hallelujah. He begins to sing the L’manburg National Anthem in preparation, but Quackity manages to convince him not to do it. Wilbur gives Quackity an ultimatum: set up a meeting with Schlatt by the coming Friday, or Manberg gets blown to smithereens.

November 6th:

Friday comes. Quackity and Schlatt have a meeting in which Quackity attempts to trick Schlatt into signing away his presidency. Schlatt doesn’t fall for it. He, Quackity and Tommy wander through the woods while Wilbur makes his way to the button. But Schlatt reveals that he’d found out about the Button Room, and he’d disconnected the button’s redstone and moved the TNT somewhere else.

Coincidentally, Fundy had just done a massive prank marathon the day before, and one of his many pranks was to fill Pogtopia to the brim with buttons…loads, and loads, of buttons.

Everyone meets in Pogtopia. Badboyhalo arrives as well, and Fundy comes to reveal his Spy’s Diary, a book of information he’d collected on Schlatt throughout the entire administration with details on Schlatt’s deteriorating health. Wilbur starts to realize that instead of no one being on their side, everyone was on their side. Just as he comes to that idea, though, Dream joins the call and there’s another reveal: a traitor in their midst. Wilbur and Dream agree to end things for good on November 16th: the final war for L’manburg’s fate.

Pet War III: The Panda Skirmish

November 5th:

While in the jungle, Punz finds a panda and Sapnap helps retrieve it, saying that if anyone touches the panda, who they named Dumptruck, it would be a battle.

Once they get back, though, Antfrost, with assistance from Badboyhalo, attempts to steal the panda for the animal sanctuary. During the movement of the panda around from place to place as Punz and Sapnap attempt to get it back, the panda dies due to Punz’ armor enchantments. They blame the Badlands for the panda’s death, as if they hadn’t tried to steal it, the panda would still be alive.

As things break out into all-out war, Sam joins the fray to help the Badlands. Sapnap threatens Fran, saying Fran would not be able to come back if the dog died.

The battle ends in the victory of the Dream SMP members, and the defeat of the Badlands.

Pet War IV: The Final Pet War

November 15th:

The night before the final war, Tommy and Sapnap finally have their confrontation about Sapnap stealing Tommy’s horse, Juorse, not too long before.

Tommy and Techno meet with Sapnap. Sapnap, surprisingly, advocates for talking out the conflict instead of immediately breaking out into fighting. All he wanted was Mars back.

They meet at the Community House and negotiate. While Sapnap returned Juorse to Tommy, however, Tommy refused to give up Mars. Sapnap killed Juorse in retaliation, angering Tommy. Tommy runs away, while Dream and George join the server with the intention to kill Sapnap for an unexplained reason.

After a chase, Tommy is led to Sapnap’s secret base and shown his remaining pets. Sapnap tells Tommy to kill them. Tommy, refusing to stoop to Sapnap’s pet-killing level, says no. To settle the conflict, Sapnap and Tommy agree to a duel at Eret’s museum. Sapnap wins very quickly. While Tommy is being made fun of by the others, though, Sapnap is gracious and does not. He respects Tommy as an opponent, and the two go off on their own to talk.

Tommy tells Sapnap that all the Pet Wars have to end, for good this time. He says Sapnap has to let go of Mars. If he truly loves Mars, and doesn’t want to see her passed around as a bargaining chip forever, she should be freed.

Sapnap, though saddened, agrees, and they set Mars free at the shore, watching her swim out to sea.

Free at last.

The Manberg-Pogtopia War: Finale of Season One

November 16th:

It’s war day. All hell is about to break loose. Dawn of the finale.

Tubbo logs on to prepare, and ends up getting stalked and killed by Dream. Dream allows him to retrieve his items, though – it was just a show of strength.

Quackity and Tubbo share a few moments of reflection together. They discuss who could possibly be the traitor. They both suspect Tommy.

On top of Ponk’s tower, they make a promise to each other. At the count of ten, they would stand opposite each other with the Eye blocking their view, and would, at the same time, take a step to one side. Towards the city if they would stay and fight, and towards the forest if they would run. The count reaches zero: they both step to the side to fight.

Tubbo starts to question if this is all just history repeating itself, if every war since the Disc War is just bound to end in defeat.

Karl attempts to bribe pretty much everyone on the Pogtopia side to join Manberg, with little success.

Eret is confronted by Dream, who asks him where his power comes from. Eret says respect, but Dream says the only reason Eret is king is because of an axe and a shield: the people who fight in his name. Dream warns Eret to stay neutral, sit on his throne and look pretty. Eret decides to betray, and Dream revokes his kingship. In Eret’s place he puts George, fulfilling his promise from the first L’manburg war. George is pleased, and then goes off to continue building a little mushroom house for himself, which would of course go on to become a vital plot point of Season Two.

Eret joins the Pogtopians (minus Tommy and Wilbur) at Manberg. They head to a little spot by the sea and set up a board to discuss who is on their side, and who is not. Meanwhile, Tommy and Wilbur log on together. Tommy protects the L’mantree in a wall of obsidian, and beneath the Power Tower, Tommy plays the disc Mellohi and Wilbur rants, threatening to blow up the country.

Everyone meets in Pogtopia. Wilbur has also started to give out blue dye, which he calls “blue.” Techno leads them all to his secret base and the vault beneath, revealing all the items he’d grinded for. Everyone stocks up on supplies, but they didn’t realize that the Netherite armor was full of useless enchantments that Techno had put on it to disguise the truth: that he was planning on fighting them all along.

Everyone then charges across Tommy’s bridge to Manberg and ascends Eret’s second tower to shoot down on the Manbergians. The fight continues on the ground, ending with Dream asking Wilbur to talk. It was time to negotiate for Manberg’s surrender.

He leads everyone to Schlatt, who was hiding out in the Camarvan completely drunk. Everyone gathers around Schlatt as he gives his last words, last rants, and then abruptly dies of a heart attack or stroke. Everyone is surprised, but uneasily happy.

Wilbur makes Tommy the President. Tommy goes up on the podium to give a speech, but says he can’t be the President right now: he still has a Disc War with Dream to fight. Instead, he makes Wilbur the President.

Wilbur gives a speech, but says he can’t be President as well. Instead, he gives the Presidency to Tubbo. (This is the point where, on Philza’s Hardcore stream, he tunes in to hear Tubbo’s speech)

Tubbo gives a speech and actually accepts the Presidency. Wilbur says he’ll be right back and heads off, causing Phil some concern. Wilbur heads to the button room, Phil realizes what’s going on, and Phil scrambles to get on the server, desperate to stop his son.

During Tubbo’s speech, Dream messages Techno, pointing out that Techno is anti-government. Techno doesn’t like how this is going, and decides to assassinate Tubbo with his rocket launcher, causing panic. A fight breaks out.

Tommy and the others are told by Dream that there is a traitor: the traitor is Wilbur. Everyone realizes in horror that Wilbur is nowhere to be seen.

Wilbur is confronted in the button room by Phil. He gives a short speech before giving his final line: “It was never meant to be,” and presses the button. Manberg goes up in a blast. Afterwards, as Tommy and the others watch, Wilbur begs Phil to kill him, and Phil does.

Techno tells Tommy the tale of Theseus and spawns two withers.

“Do you want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one!”

Wilbur respawns, wanders around the SMP, has a short moment at Eret’s museum and then returns to Manberg, at which point he gets attacked by a wither. He decides to end stream, and declares Tubbo the President of a crater.

In the aftermath of the final battle, everyone surveys the damage. Tubbo creates his new cabinet, Techno and Phil speak with one another as well.

Tommy, Tubbo and Dream all agree to a moment of truce as they listen to a disc at the bench together, sitting side by side.

With that, Season One draws to a close.

It’s not the end.

Just a new beginning.

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...And that’s about it for now!

Season One of the Dream SMP was a half-year-long wild ride to experience, full of countless fond memories and all-around good times.

Here’s to what comes next!

I hope you enjoyed!

#mcyt #dream smp #dreamsmp #dream smp recaps #dream smp timeline #long posts #reference #dream smp lore

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catscatscatsleep · 2 years ago

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Jan 1st : my cousin has cancer

Jan 2nd : my bf said he won't have sex with me cuz he's scared that I'll get prego

Jan 3rd : maybe i shouldn't write a one line journal if I only wanna talk about my bf

(he was so tickley and cute today (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ )

Jan 4th : my bus broke down so I rounded up 2 girls who live near me and got a cab to uni

Then i got stopped at the gate because I wasn't following the "dress code" which lead to a whole lot of administrative bullshit now I am forced to wear ugly clothes. obviously.

Jan 5th : skipped uni cuz i didn't have a lotta classes and didn't wanna deal with the "dress code" .bought a chill game and only got out of bed to make and eat food . best day of this year so far.

Jan 6th : wore clothes which loosely confirm to the "dress code", my fault for being born as a woman.

Went to bf's house after college Lotta kissing then cooking and eating followed by a heavy dry humping session then he drove me home

Jan 7th : pretty uneventful.have uni on Saturday so horrible dress code , lotta coding went home played dreamlight valley.sleep.

Jan 8th : finally Sunday. Finished my assignments helped friends with their assignments.played all day till it was time to sleep,got Anna and Elsa!!!!

Jan 9th : went lil late to uni cuz the bus was late .bf wore short to play sports*drool*.

we have hoildays coming up so our teacher decided that to give us an assignment which would require us to talk to a lotta ppl our age so we had to do it before the break and I had to talk to so many strangers it was horrible,but it's over now.

Jan 10th : went to uni and did jigsaw puzzles online then looked for good vampire books,failed, helped my friend do an assignment then there was some celebration which consisted of a series of un rehearsed and repetitive performances followed by a "DJ" sesh where everyone "danced" me and my classmates watched from very far away. Atleast the picture of us sitting on the stairs is good ig.

Jan 11th : woke up stayed on my phone. impulsively baked cookies then spent the whole day mostly fishing online. Then my bf infuriates me by telling me he's watching clips of a sitcom with his buddies which I would love for him to watch properly because it's awesome but that's " too boring" or "too slow" meh meh meh meh meh.

Jan 12th : i didn't do anything important.finished reading "king of battle and blood". Toasted bread played my game and though i would stay up all night and play but just slept like an old person :]

Jan 13th : It's be days since I took a shower but I just played my game and toasted bread again.

Jan 14th : day of festival was woke up but loud festive and cinema music around a bon fire went out of my room and my father was awake so we both went to check out the bonfire and music.

Came back home and mom told me I had to do the colouring of the rangoli.then food, shower, food, ride your wave(movie), food, top gun maverick (not a tradition it just kinda happened) and food again then sleep.

Jan 15th : woke up and had to do another rangoli the food then shopping for clothes cuz "dress code" i hate uni :\ ,Burger King then home.

i was also do this thing where I waited to text my bf the same amount of time he took to reply to me so we weren't talking much but he did not notice so ig I'm the idiot. Showed him my dressess thought I'd model some for him but he didn't even see them fast enough so i didn't. Atleast he talked to me at night i.e. he was replying fast enough to hold a conversation.

Jan 16th : woke up late than usual still had to do rangoli for the last day of festival so no more. Fluffy food, the rangoli, pineapple, shower, food, more sleep, bread(i don't not know how to use broil), dreamlight + tamako market, dinner, dreamlight ,

Ahum January is over and i completely forgot about this

So i just decided to dump this here

#diary entry #relationships #relationship #life #january #fail

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Hi, before I explain my post, I want to say something important.

• What you see my blog has become a major overhaul. And despite the changes, I decided that my 2nd account will be now my artwork blog with a secret twist.

⚠️NEW RULE! (W/ BIGGER TEXT!)⚠️

⚠️ SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY 2nd ACCOUNT TO EVERYONE! THIS SECRECY BLOG OF MINE IS FOR CLOSES FRIENDS ONLY!⚠️

• AND FOR MY CLOSES FRIENDS, DON’T REBLOG IT. INSTEAD, JUST COPY MY LINK AND PASTE IT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST! JUST BE SURE THE IMAGE WILL BE REMOVED AND THE ONLY LEFT WAS THE TEXT.

⚠️ SHARING LINKS, LIKE POSTS, REBLOG POSTS, STEALING MY SNAPSHOT PHOTOS/RECORDED VIDEOS/ARTWORKS (a.k.a. ART THIEVES) OR PLAGIARIZING FROM UNKNOWN TUMBLR STRANGERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED, RIGHT AWAY!⚠️

😡 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER LIKED & REBLOG MY SECRET POST! THIS IS FOR MY SECRET FRIENDS ONLY, NOT YOU! 😡

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My GTA V Online: M.W.V.R. episode 1 - Mammoth Avenger (Part 1) [Dec 29th, 2022]

HO! HO! HO! Hello, it’s me! And welcome back to my GTA V Online. So today, I made another episode called M.W.V.R. 💥🔫🚗, an acronym stands for "My Weaponized Vehicles Review".

And in this episode 1, I'm reviewing the Mammoth Avenger, an aircraft with the ability to tilt, and it was on the real-life counterpart. How much is that? Let's find out.

BTW: If you haven't seen my "Festivity Holidays" of 2022, then I'll provide some links down below:

GTA V Online - Festivity Holidays (2022):

• Festivity Holidays 2022 - Snowmen Collectibles (Part 1) [Dec 24th, 2022]

• Festivity Holidays 2022 - Snowmen Collectibles (Part 2) [Dec 24th, 2022]

• Festivity Holidays 2022 - Snowmen Collectibles (Part 3) [Dec 24th, 2022]

• Festivity Holiddays 2022 - Snowmen Collectibles (Part 4) [Dec 24th, 2022]

• Festivity Holidays 2022 - Snowmen Collectibles (Part 5 - Final) [Dec 24th, 2022]

• Festivity Holidays 2022 - Snowmen Collectibles - Fail to Collect [Dec 24th, 2022]

• Festivity Holidays 2022 - Test Drive at Simeon’s Premium Deluxe Motorsport [Dec 25th, 2022]

So, without further ado, let's get started:

• The Mammoth Avenger [CLICK ME!] is a weaponized aircraft released on December 12th, 2017 coincide with the "The Doomsday Heist" DLC update. It cost GTA $3,450,000 or $4,787,500 (if you unlock the trade price after completing the "Setup: Avenger [CLICK ME!]" in Act II - Doomsday Heist.) from Warstock Cache & Carry, and it's primarily based on the Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey [CLICK ME!].

Important Note: The Avenger plane was NOT related to the MCU's superhero team. Although, it's worth to watch, but still.

My Recorded video (via XBOX Game Bar) ⏺️🎮🖥️: [Pls watch my entire video.]

My walkthrough & first impression:

• Okay so, I'm here at Vespucci Beach to show ya how to summon or spawn an Avenger plane. To do this, go to the interaction menu by pressing "M" on your keyboard (or hold the "select" button on your current controller), go to "Services", then pick "Avenger" & press "Request Avenger". And there you go, say hello to my big aircraft! Here's a default look of the Avenger plane in black-ish graphite & white tone, with a single torrent cannon at the front. And gotta say, it is quite huge to ride a plane. Now, you can actually buy this place on "Warstock & Carry" without unlocking the trade price, like I am. However, you gonna need a facility to park your own Avenger, and that ain't cheap. You can add some additional features (aside from color interior) on the Avenger, but, it'll cost exorbitant. Anyway, let's go inside by either the front left side or at the back. However, if you're in the cockpit, hold the right D-Pad (for controller) (or press "E" on your keyboard) to enter the Avenger's interior.

• I'm now inside the Avenger, with Christmas decorations hanging above. Yup, we're still celebrating the spirit of holidays after "Christmas Day". Nonetheless, the interior of the Avenger contains a wardrobe, a gun locker (that nobody use), five sits, a CCTV camera terminal for the cockpit, a weapon workshop for Mk II weapons (an additional purchase), and a single turret control, which I'll show it ya, in a bit. But right now, let's take a flight with the Avenger, shall we?

• Like the V-22 Osprey in real-life, the Avenger plane features a VTOL mode (which stands for "Vertical Take-off and Landing"). By pressing the right D-Pad on your controller (or pressing "E" on your keyboard), you could either go forward or elevate. This feature can be great for doing insane stunts or going upside down if you're doing some daredevil activities. Either way, it's fun to ride. Plus, the Avenger's speed & acceleration are respectively fast (either equipped with performance parts or not), no doubt. The Avenger also has an "Autopilot Mode" by going to the interaction menu, the same route as I summon the Avenger.

• Now, that my Avenger plane switches to autopilot, let's go inside once more because I want a play that front gun turret. Like the weapon workshop, the gun turret control is also an additional purchase for the Avenger plane. To access the front gun turret, press the right D-pad on your controller (or "E" on your keyboard), and press the "enter" (keyboard) or "A" (controller) button. Now, let the fun firing begin! The turret (or each turret) has a zoom function to see it closely before you take fire at them into smithereens. Unlike other aircraft w/ turrets attached that require friends/allies to operate, the Avenger plane can operate on your own, thanks to the autopilot feature. Now, that I'm done firing, let's go to my facility. And much like the Avenger plane itself, the facility is also expensive.

• Here it is, I'm now inside my own facility. I'm having fun gliding with my Avenger plane. But, there's one feature that I've forgot to share ya....

Pls, go to Part 2 by → [CLICK ME!].

Well, that’s all for now & 🎄🌟 Happy holidays! 🎁🎅

And If you want to see my previous car prize, and more, then please → [CLICK ME!]. 😉

(Where do all the links go you may ask? I made a post about all GTA V Online-related links. This will prevent error save drafts, in my future post. Plus, I’m always updating my link post.)

Tagged: @bryan360, @carmenramcat, @leapant

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asterroidd · 4 years ago

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cotton sweatshirt

↬ College AU

↬ Pairing: Levi Ackerman/Reader

↬ Word count: 2.6k

↬ Synopsis: Fatigue was slowly consuming you, luckily your roommate is there to save the day

↬ Notes: Thank you so much for the request anon! I apologize it took so long before I wrote it. Anw, I hope you enjoy it!

↬ no proofread whatsoever, capn’

5th and 12th prompts: “Give me back my keys! I’m fine!” and “Did you know that you talk in your sleep?”

It was too much. All too much; the endless tasks, the studying, and numerous all-nighters that you had pulled by now.

It was so taxing that your body couldn't keep up; eyes blood shot red from restless staring at the laptop screen, sunken cheeks due to the insufficient meal you are getting, and dark bags under your eyes that are evidently visible even from afar. If one would see you in such a state, one would assume you are a zombie or the living dead.

Chewing your bottom lip, fingers anxiously taped against the wooden desk. Drained yes boring into the laptop screen as you tried your best to understand the text displayed in it. Your professor just had to be missing in action that week due to health reasons and as such couldn't attend most of the classroom session to teach. The replacement is just as worse—having no mastery over the lesson at hand that it only made it more confusing than before. So, you had to self-study for the sole sake of having a passing grade this semester. Finals weeks is looming around the corner and it's best that you understands the lessons beforehand so that you wouldn't have difficulty in studying once again later on.

Your study session was supposed to be done before noon, yet here you are still hunched over the desk. A pencil at hand in attempt to take notes in the filler notebook. Your other hand curled up a fist full of hair, then ever so often tugging it in frustration. True, you did try to search online for other readings and videos that could potentially help you in your dilemma. Alas, you find yourself scratching your scalp and pulling your hair in frustration as you failed, yet again, to grasp the concept of the topic.

Perhaps a book, you thought to yourself. There is a local library nearby—suppose a ten minute walk, could be even seven if you walked fast enough. For sure there are a handful of books there that could finally help you in understanding the lesson. And so with a drained sigh, you closed the lid of the laptop and stood up.

You took in your surroundings; which was an utter mess. Eraser shards littered on top of your desk that some even fell to the floor due to you hastily sweeping them off. Mountains of books scattered around—some opened with a random item on top to act as a makeshift paper weight. Sticky notes plastered all over the walls and stacks upon stacks of paper everywhere. In short, your room looks like a battleground.

Which it is; an academic battleground, that is.

That said, you swiftly stuffed a handful of notebooks and pens into a small backpack so you could continue the study session at the library. Perhaps a change in environment would ease you off and clear your mind. When you exited from your room, you were surprised to see Levi lounging off the living room. A bowl of popcorn on his lap whilst lazily popping one in his mouth every so often. His eyes glued to the TV screen as it played a series, The Confession Tapes you presumed. Ever since you showed him the first episode a few days ago, he was so intrigued and thus became so hook with the story line.

Oh, to have freedom and time for leisure activities like Levi. You would willingly kill just to have that.

"I'll be heading off to the library for a while," you uttered under your breath. Levi turned his head towards your direction, slowly munching on the popcorn. "I might come home late so I'll bring the keys with me."

He paused the movie momentarily to narrow his eyes at you. Levi looked at you from top to bottom, assessing and processing the current state you are in. Which was hell. You looked like a vampire that crawled out of your coffin after decades of isolation. Of all the years he and you had been roommate, Levi had practically memorised most of your mannerism and behaviour so much. And at the moment, he knew all to well that you would be, yet again, working yourself to the grave.

With a sigh, Levi placed the bowl of popcorn on top of the coffee table before approaching you. "Can't you see yourself, idiot?"

You scrunched up your nose in confusion. What does he mean by that?

"When was the last time you ate?"

You racked your brain for answers. When was it truly that last time you had a proper meal besides energy bars that you bought from the convenience store. You went silent for a moment, eyes cascading down.

"I had instant noodles I think? Last night," you answered after a pregnant pause.

"Then that means you have not eaten anything since this morning?"

You only nodded in response, all too tired to argue back with him. All you wanted to do was to finally leave the apartment and resume your study session in the library. Where, in hopes, you could finally progress in.

Levi clicked his tongue. No wonder you look like a living dead. You are barely getting any nutrition in your body at all! Being studious is a great thing—but being all too unforgiving and torturing one's body too much is an unacceptable habit.

As swift as a fox, he snagged the keys from your hands. You, in your drained state, reacted poorly and sluggishly. Though, you gave him one ferocious glare.

"Give it back, Levi." You held out your hand.

"No. You should rest. You look like shit."

"Give me back my keys. I'm fine!"

Levi, much to your surprise, had a hint of worry in his eyes. Silence fell between you and him, eyes focused on each other. You thought of kicking him on the shin, then took the chance to grab the keys. But you find yourself unable to as your body slowly slumped over.

You let out one tired sigh, eyes closing every now and then in drowsiness, but you can't give in. Not now. Not at least you'd finally understand and finish writing your notes. Still, exams is a couple of weeks away. Surely a brief break wouldn't hurt?

You groaned, the floor beneath your feet swaying as you struggled to keep yourself upright. It was only then did you notice the ever growing itch in your throat which signifies tonsillitis, mucus flooding your nasal passages, and increased body temperature.

"I'm fine. . ." you inhaled sharply. "Just—" you continued but was caught short when your knees buckled under your weight, causing you to lean forward. Luckily enough, Levi caught you just in the nick of time before you fell face first into the wooden floor.

"Tch. Look at what you got yourself into," he huffed, palm pressing against your forehead. "You also have a fever, dumbass."

Did you now? You let your head rest into his touch, relishing his cool touch against your flushed ones. Maybe you really need a rest.

"How about you take a seat on the couch while I brew you a cup of tea?"

"Sounds good. . ." you uttered under your breath.

That said, Levi practically dragged your body towards the couch and helped you settle on it. Making sure that you are comfortable enough by placing pillows behind your head. The male crouched down to your level, bringing a hand up once again to your forehead to properly estimate your temperature this time.

"Looks like a bad one. . ." he muttered.

"You tell me. I feel like shit," you've managed to crack a joke despite your conditions. Levi rose his brow at you, shaking his head at your idiocy. Then you watched him as he removed his cotton sweatshirt that hung loosely on his figure. Suffice to say, you were beyond perplexed when Levi placed the article of clothing on top of your lap.

"You're cold aren't you?" he shrugged his shoulders. "Wear that for the time being to keep you warm."

That said, he soon disappeared inside the kitchen to perhaps brew you a cup of tea much to your delight. It is practically known that the male had an immense skill in brewing and perfecting the art of tea. And as his roommate, Levi practically forced you to learn how to brew yourself; mainly because he doesn't want you wasting precious tea leaves that are far too expensive to be wasted. You recalled the time spent with him, hours upon hours inside the kitchen while trying your best to not burn your hands as you, yet again, try to perfect boiling tea. Levi stood beside you, a scowl present on his face as he frowned at your blend.

Do it again, he snarled. The temperature is not right.

It was little moments such as those reminds you of how much of a stuck up bitch Levi is. Nonetheless, the male still have a special place in your heart as your roommate and perhaps crush.

Gingerly holding his sweater in your hands, you took one deep whiff of his scent—despite mucus flooding your nose—relishing the soft floral scent of the detergent that he bought about a week ago. Yet, Levi's natural aroma gradually overflows your nasal cavity; refreshing and clean with a hint of musky scent. It was pure heaven.

Blood rushed to your cheeks as you let his sweatshirt hug your body, encompassing you more with his scent. Truth to be told, it was your long time dream to wear one of Levi's clothing. Suppose it was the thought of you in his clothes that brings butterflies to your stomachs, or the pure concept of his smell flooding your senses. Either way, you liked it.

"Hey. . ." Levi's voice boomed which slightly startled you. The male placed a mug full of tea on the coffee table before kneeling down and opening a pack of fever patch.

"What flavor did you brew?" you mumbled.

"Chamomile," Levi replied, brushing your hair away from your forehead. For a brief moment, he stopped to stare at your glossy eyes due to the fever. Small patches of sweat that peppered your skin that glistened slightly under the light. Not to mention your lips that he oh so long to get a taste of for months—but he wouldn't tell you that out loud. Red dusted his cheeks ever so lightly that you would've missed if it weren't for your keen attention to detail.

Levi bit the insides of his cheeks, slapping himself internally to focus at the task at hand which it to place a fever patch on your forehead. That said, he carefully set it against your temples. Making sure that it is adhered on firmly as to not fall in case you tossed and turn in your sleep. A smile adorned your features as soon as the cool hydrogel rested against your skin. You mumbled a quick gratitude towards the male before snuggling deep into his sweatshirt.

"Levi. . ." you started to which he hummed in response, helping you sit up. Then, the male gave you the mug with hot tea. Its heavenly aroma making you sigh in relax. "Come sit with me?" you asked, patting the space next to you.

The male opened his mouth to argue; to refuse your request because he doesn't want to catch your germs and be sick himself. Though, with one look at your puppy-dog eyes and pouting lips, Levi knew that he wouldn't be able to resist you. "Fine. . ." he begrudgingly replied.

You let out a small cheer of victory. Placing your head on top of his shoulder the minute he sat beside you. Even for just a moment—just for this day—you want to delve into your fantasies and revel in the company of the male. Levi looked at you from the corner of his eye, admiring how his sweatshirt that embraces your form. Due to him being quite short in stature, his clothes were not too big. So, naturally, most of his wardrobe would probably fit you. Which he has no complaints about.

"Can we watch Kitchen nightmares?" you asked, taking one small sip of tea as to not burn your tongue.

Levi shrugged, "Why not?" That said, he adhered to your request. Playing that one episode in the series that he knew you enjoyed watching despite the countless times you've already seen it.

You relaxed back into the couch, letting more of your weight press against Levi as your hands cupped the warm mug in between. The brutal and fierce howls of criticism of Gordon Ramsey brings a small smile to your lips, and oddly enough, as well as Levi's. Watching Kitchen's Nightmares (as well as other shows that the iconic chef starred in) was a guilty pleasure, so to say, of both yours and the male's. There is just something so satisfying how the chef makes people humble down and admit their mistakes.

One great thing that comes from watching his series was that Levi could learn a thing or two in cooking. Even though he was already great from the start. The male picks up a recipe or two just by watching the series, much to your satisfaction. Between you and Levi, he is the mother of the household, if you will. While you're just one lazy couch potato who would receive an ear full of scolding every now and then.

Soon enough, you felt your eyelids closing involuntarily, yet you fought to keep them open. It was getting into the good part—the climax—of the episode and you didn't want to sleep through it. Though, you find yourself giving in and finally letting your eyes rest for once. You exhaled, rubbing your cheeks against Levi's shoulder blades in attempts to get more comfortable. The male shifted on the couch, allowing you to be cozy and warm with him beside you.

In your dazed state, you swore that Levi slowly rest his head on top of yours. Nevertheless, you couldn't conclude if it was true since the sweet embrace of sleep consumed you. For the first time in that week, you finally had a good night's rest.

Levi relaxed under your touch, finally relieved that you gave in and let your body get the rest it deserves after days upon days of continuous work. He contemplated whether to turn off the television so that the noise wouldn't bother you in your sleep, or keep it open since a part of him wants to finish the episode. Though, his thoughts were caught short when you murmured.

"Levi. . ." you mumbled in your sleep, hands gripping his sweatshirt.

"What?" he humored, despite knowing that you are in deep slumber and is probably sleep-talking.

Then to his surprise, you whispered a phrase that he never anticipated would slip past your lips.

"I love you. . ."

He was taken a back, eyes wide while his mouth slightly hung open. Levi blinked once, then twice, trying to process if what he heard was real or was his imagination deceiving him.

"Did you know you talk in your sleep?" Levi said, testing to see if you were truly asleep or was just toying with him. When he concluded that you were—in fact—knocked out and catching some Z's, he breathed lowly the three words he oh so wanted to tell you for months.

"I love you, too. Brat." He snaked his hand around yours, intertwining his fingers around your hand.

Little did Levi know, you were half-awake during his confession.

#levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi #levi ackerman #attack on titan #attack on titan x reader #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin x reader #aot #aot x reader #snk #snk x reader #reader insert #asters fics

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whaleofatjme1920 · 3 years ago

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howdy! i’m neah! (she/they, 19, creepypasta/mh, romantic)

this is for the special event, i hope i’m doing this right!

i’m a musician. i spend a lot of my time writing music in online programs and playing saxophone. i also write, but not nearly as well as you. i have real shitty health, so i’m a powerlifter who doesn’t run too much. i stay busy but burn out easy. my love language is baking and physical touch, even if i’m touch adverse sometimes. i am very, very emotional in all ranges as someone with bp1, but it can be good. i love deeply and am ready for that red string. i also own a cat!

i can offer up cookies i’ve baked, my old laptop, and a broken key from my sax that’s been sitting in the case. i’ll even add in my cat pin from the case for spice.

(i’m sorry if this is incorrect!)

[Disclaimer: The Red String of Fate event is a special event I'm running from August 12th, to whenever I feel it necessary to end - right now, I'm giving it to the first week of September! Check out rules HERE]

It's not often that the God receives letters from people who make him scratch his head at who he should pair you with. He's been a matchmaker for centuries. His threads have birthed kingdoms and brought nations to their knees, because what bounds does love know?

He smiles as he reads the letter you've gifted him. There are many things he doesn't understand simply because he's just the old man under the moon, but he appreciates you all the same. He munches on the cookies you've given him and mentally notes what a good baker you are. He doesn't really understand technology, but his cat seems to appreciate the warmth that spills from it as it charges. The key gives him interest too, and the pin is attached to his robes, however, he thinks the pin might serve a different purpose.

Yue Lao attaches the thread to your left pinky and looks into circles of people he knows would suit you well. He crosses over a man who seems to love threads just as much as he does. The golden colors attract his weathered eyes but his attention is stolen by a smile bathed in blood. How... Odd. The God notes, checking the match over. Helen would be a very suitable match. He knows it. The artistry he can see in the man's life even if it's less than moral, the personality of someone who can make you feel like the only person in the world, and the way his heart swells when he even lays thought to the two of you.

He gives the cat pin to his trusty feline, attaching it to her collar before asking her to retrieve one of his spools. It's a strong spool, one of threads made from Princess Zhinu, and symbolizes an eternal kind of love. Something romantic, something stable. It will never fail you. He ties it to your match's pinky, whispering to the man in his dreams that a cat with a pin attached to her collar will take him on the quest of a lifetime before severing the thread from the spool.

In the morning, Helen awakes confused from his dreams. He's never really followed any strange cats before. As he runs about his normal day, his "friends" note his odd behavior. What on earth is he really searching for? While in a bar with Laughing Jack, Toby and Jeff, Helen sees it. A cat, darting through the crowd of people. There's a pin attached to her collar.

Helen is up, barely even giving a second glance to the people he pushes awkwardly through as he follows her. On his pinky, the thread the God has gifted him begins to glow and reveal itself. He glances down to it, and realizes the cat is taking him in the direction it flows. Once the cat realizes Helen is aware, she slows down and they match pace. She takes him to a neighborhood through one of the Slender Man's many portals to your home.

She sits down on the porch, mews softly, and then rubs against his shins before darting off. Helen awkwardly stands at your door, readying himself to knock. He's unaware that you're inside, watching the tug of your string grow more taught. You can smell high end cologne, and can see his shadow shining in the afternoon sun. With a small breath, you open the door and are greeted to him right before he can knock.

He's got the most lovely blue eyes you've ever seen, and he looks at you like you're a masterpiece.

#helen otis x reader #red string of fate the event #bloody painter x reader #bloody painter headcanon #creepypasta x reader

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annoyingfestglitter · 4 years ago

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Desi Chaotic Academia

specifically aimed at 11th and 12th grade kids who took science and are having online school now

+maggi at 3 am

+cold tea while studying

+crying bc nothing is done

+crying bc you've been working for 6 hours straight and school keeps sending more work

+crying bc you don’t know anything that is in syllabus for the exam the next day

+crying bc exam went bad

+crying in general

+listening to 2000s hindi songs bc new songs are all just remixes with bad raps

+class at 7:30 am, but sleeping at 5 am

+school making you wear uniform for online calls so wearing only the shirt and tie and id card

+school being more unorganized than you and it sending work at random times of the day

+not completing school notebooks bc we are not going back anyways

+then the teachers asking for scans so last minute completion, but whats new

+watching 3 idiots hits different

+knowing its written by chetan bhagat but ignoring that bc the movie was iconic

+"sharma ji ke bacche" (phrase used to compare you to someone else’s child who has done better than you:>)

+not knowing what is happening in coaching classes, asking friends only for them to text you at the exact same time asking the same question

+no social life bc you need to study for minimum 16 hours a day

+having to study for 16 hours a day on the day before exams bc you didn’t study the rest of the year

+failing

+rd sharma and hcv :(

+buying the supplementary books but never using them

+online notes on random websites

+online practicals.

+searching for one question and finding solutions for entire textbook

+for all subjects

+for both years

+physics walla life saver

+textbooks not having enough information so ending up in the wikipedia wormhole

+crying about the lack of STEM representation on social media then realising they probably have no time or are simply tasteless

+"engineering"

+your cousin having done better than you in science in 12th in general

+sleeping too much or too little

+sleeping with camera off bc attendence

+taking science only bc "more options"

+now suffering bc you do have a lot of options but your marks say no❤ to all of them

+being done with science all together

+the subject you had a choice to choose being completely ignored now

+reading the stories in the english textbooks once and scoring the personal highest in english

+the education board being just about as chaotic as you

+learning some of log table values, periodic table and constants before every exam and forgetting as soon as exam gets over

+having an exam every month and still being surprised at it

+"WHY did i take science"

+"bas ab 12th nikalna hain uske baad jo karna hain wo karo" (”just graduate from high school, then you can do whatever you want”)

+more crying

+boards vs entrance exams vs the will to live

+accepting you’re not good enough, seeing some random stem studyblr post and getting motivating, trying to work, failing, a cycle.

#studyblr #desi #chaotic academia #dark academia #light academia #romantic academia #study #student #stem #mathblr #phyblr #chemblr #medblr #india #indian academia #aesthetic #studyspo

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curseofaphrodite · 3 years ago

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hey astoria! i haven't been very active lately so sorry for that 🤠.

i have my mock checkpoints tomorrow and i am scared for my life 😃🔫. i also binge watched euphoria in one night right before my science mocks 🤡. also that one boy i was simping over is literally getting cuter?? he made me a playlist 🥰 and he started reading whatever books i rant abt so he can discuss them with me 😩🤌. i am this close 🤏 to falling in love istg.

how are you? how's everything going? how was your exam? here's a cookie 🍪 :)) take care of yourself darling ily <33

-🧚🏼‍♀️

NO IM SORRY TOO i havent been active either my bad 😭😭

wait omg mocksss. are you in 10th or 9th?? GOOD LUCK. our 12th batch literally failed most mock exams this year cause classes were online but hopefully it wont be like that in the real exams 🤡 i didnt mean you are gonna fail hsjssjl just dont be too let down if you feel like you do bad!!! youre amazing mwah

dude marry him right this instant. if someone makes me a playlist im marrying em without question. you are falling in love and i am manifesting a spring wedding.

exam suckity sucked buttt!!! its over. also i just laughed for 2 min straight for saying buttt. gods when am i gonna grow up. ALSO LETS SEE HMM, classes start next month but eh i kind of look forward to it cause i cant bear another year of online 😭😭

#🧚🏼‍♀️anon #tea with anons

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godvantas · 3 years ago

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THERE'S A LOT TO BE DESIRED WITH THE MODERN ROMCOM SCENE. I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN HOLLYWOOD, DID THEY JUST GENUINELY FORGET WHAT MAKES A GOOD MOVIE, OR DID ALL THE WRITERS ASS-BLAST KETAMINE BEFORE HUDDLING AROUND THE GREEN ROOM TABLE?

LET'S TALK ABOUT "LOVE HARD".

YOU START THIS MOVIE HATING THE PROTAGONIST, NATALIE, WHICH IS A HUGE RED FLAG TO BEGIN WITH, BUT YOU KEEP WATCHING WITH THE SHRED OF HOPE THAT SHE MAY BECOME LIKABLE LATER ON. AND YOU NEVER END UP SYMPATHIZING WITH HER.

NOT ONLY IS SHE GLOBES-TO-THE-WALL STUPID FOR VISITING AN ONLINE BOYFRIEND ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH NO NOTICE, SHE MAY AS WELL HAVE DROPPED HER THINKPAN INTO A BLENDER AND DRANK THE HARVESTED BRAIN SLUSHIE BITS TO PROVE THAT SHE IS THE UNIVERSE'S MOST IDIOTIC PIECE OF LITERAL HOOFBEASTSHIT ALIVE.

SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS QUIRKY, UNLUCKY-IN-LOVE GIRL WITH A HEART OF GOLD AND A BAD DATING TRACK RECORD, BUT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHY NOBODY WANTS TO DATE HER.

SHE ENDS UP VISITING HER MATESPRIT WHOM SHE'S MET ONLINE, BUT HE HAD BEEN CATFISHING HER THE ENTIRE TIME WITH SOME JOCK'S PHOTOS. IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE ENDING FROM A MILE AWAY, SCRAPE THE MOLD FROM YOUR PAN AND THINK ABOUT IT FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS.

SHE GOES FOR THE JOCK, FAILS SPECTACULARLY, AND REALIZES THAT SHE REALLY LOVES HER CATFISH ALL ALONG. IT'S A 12TH PERIGEE'S MIRACLE. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

TERRIBLE ACTING, AWFUL DIALOGUE, AND THE COMEDY DOESN'T HIT BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS SO GAUDY AND TASTELESS THAT YOU END UP JUST WANTING TO PROJECTILE VOMIT ONTO YOUR DVD PLAYER.

I GIVE IT 1 OUT OF 5 CRABS.

#REVIEW #LOVE HARD

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staffch · 4 years ago

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High school concept movie or show ideas

Adults between the ages of 40 and up. Show stop making shows about high schools. Like few are good, but others are just disappointing. A way they can fix this is by thinking about some of their weird, funny, sad, or happy moments from their high school experience. Especially, if a certain ex-classmate characteristic is something the audience will be interesting to see. Put that in your show!!

Stop making teens sex addicts, one-sided characters, and who are selfish. Instead, write about a story girl who trying so hard to be mentally stable and don’t let her past affect her. Her efforts always ended up damaging. For example, through her ex-best friend's eyes, it seems like the girl trying to manipulate, be the victim, forcing them to like the same interests.

In reality, she is super excited to show her best friend the things she into and wants them to bond over it. If they don't like it, she finds something that blends her’s and their interests. Since this was the first real friend. Certain sensitive conversations that she discusses with her friend might seem like she trying to be persuaded the girl to be on her side but trying to make conversation that will benefit the girl to know more about her ex-best friend side on things. The whole time she wasn't victimizing people but try to blame herself and in pain.

The ex-best friend doesn't like it when she can not stand up for herself. The reasoning behind this having to do with her past. Like her efforts always backfire horrible, and she got tired. Also, the girl is always dating and though she has feelings for someone. The whole time she used to be known as the ugly girl in her past school, people used manipulated her feelings, betray her, and more.

The first time they meet, the girl was worried and scared because she thought the same experience will happen again. The opposite happens, they become best friends. Until a certain situation, the girl was joking around and say something that offends her friend. They ended up breaking up for a bit and people start to be mean (and some backstabbing happens too) to the girl because her best friend was more closer to other girls. Until one day they apologize together became friends again and realize the people were trying to make sure they won't be friends because they were jealous of the friendship and want it.

Her mom was even happy for her because her daughter wants to have a friendship that lasts like her best friend. She even told her this through a call. Little did the girl know, that her best friend thought the mom's words were a manipulative tactic to force them to stay friends.

When they both got to high school. They meet new people and different classes. Her best friend had a new friend and hang out all the time at first they were kinda having some issues. Slowly they become friends. The girl was very happy because she wants some to be there for them when she moved away. When she did move away she slowly realizes they were growing apart but she was happy that her best friend had someone to replace her.

Especially, since she failed to be a best friend later on

Her high school experience like she moved away from her home state or town after her 9th-grade year but she still texts her old friends (she was still friends with her best friend until begin of the 11th-grade year) she meant friends that were using her and don’t understand her. Her first lover was a pathological liar and have everyone wrapped his fingers. The second one (11th grade year)she dated too fast because she knows everyone was starting to leave her behind and emotionally damage so she needs someone to be there for her. Certain things happen that make her completely emotionally damaged.

She tries to replace people with pets but they all ended up dying. Until one stays and emotionally dependent on it. That ends up dying terrible as she watches.

Try to make online friends and almost a relationship with a much older guy because she thought it will be that what she needed. The guy using her for emotional support and confidence boost not, for an actual relationship. She did meet an online friend online that she happy talking to, but her bad experiences stop her.

She making efforts with herself because she thinks nothing matters. No matter what she does it won't matter. People only look at one side of her because they assume the worst of her, but she does that to herself also. Relationships are a way of comfort and to prove herself someone loves her. Trust me she knows her relationship is toxic. Even her friends warn her but the reason she didn't listen but she already knows they were going to leave her.

11th-grade year shows no one understands her and their self-hatred and emotional state got worst every day. Her excitement about college is completely gone because she already knows she won’t receive any scholarships and some people discourage her from her dream. She has “friends” but they just pity her. Summer for her was different. She avoids thinking about her 11th-grade year No one talks to her besides her family.

Her family used to be happy. It's the only reason when she was younger makes her happy because hated school and the people. Until when she got older her family is extremely toxic and very unstable people. She knows they love each other a lot but have little tiny hate too. Her family depends on her to be different from them and push so much pressure by saying she is their last chance to be the opposite of them. Sher already knows she won’t do better probably worst than them.

Her family doesn't understand depression, anxiety, and more mental problems. They always compare the situations to make the person who deals with certain situations not bad, especially if they are younger than them. They have old standards. When the girl's mental health got worst. They just try to argue, say terrible things, used it against her multiple times, compared problems to hers.

She used to have a friend that wasn't her best friend that will help her distract her from the world. They both used to laugh all time, make jokes, talk about her terrible cooking, deep emotional conversations, and much more. (she already met her best friend and became a best friend before meeting her) At first, she thought the girl was manipulative and have a lot of issues. She already experienced that in the past and she was scared as hell. Slowly, day by day they got closed and help each other out. They grow a friendship bond. Sadly, the girl's mental state got worst, and that effect everything. Her past became nightmares for her, family issued making everything worst, the things her first ex say make everything worst. She didn't have the heart to tell her friend so she keeps to herself and try to make the distance.

She isn’t that dumb. She already knows the consequence....that was the point. Both of their mental states got worst and barely spoke.

The reason she never told her best friend private life because certain things she already knows won’t understand and relate to. That was the girl's mistake too.

The girl should be shown as playful, average smart, always excited, clumsy, self-righteous, talk fast about the topic she likes, stutter sometimes because she has too many things to say, talkative obviously. She’s part of the LGBT. Now on to the bad stuff. She has anxiety talking to people in public, thinks lowly of herself, dependent on people, and full of energy that annoyed people. She always quit on stuff mid through, don’t feel like standing up herself multiple time because she doesn't see the point. Love using her Imagination to escape the outside world.

During her 12th grade year, things change for her. Hopefully for the good.

Now, these aren’t my completed thoughts. So some of the parts seem like they might be too a clique or don't seem good because for that reason. At least I try 👍👍

Also, some grammar and more mistake

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