#12/1/22

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine figuring out when King's birthday is

That Fall

You: *notices King has it noted in his planner that he had no plans on the afternoon of December 1st* sir, would you like to schedule the quarterly finance meeting on the December first?

King: no, keep that afternoon open please, I'll be taking time off that afternoon.

You: I've worked for you for almost a year, and you've never taken time off. Is there any particular reason why?

King: ... No reason

You: *suspicious* okay.

A week later

You: *has to pull the past three years worth of King's planners from the archive for actual work but checks December 1st in all the planners and deduces that it must be important to him*, so he always takes that afternoon off

Yamato: *sprawled on top of a desk, eating Cheetos and intentionally get dust on the floor of Kaido's office* hmm yeah, my father will usually give him some sort of gift, and they go out to lunch together. Although few times Father even tried to get him some of the girls from the brothels to entertain him for the night, but the last time was back when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure after his lunch with my father, he holes himself up in his room.

You: oh can't imagine that went over well.

Yamato: HaHa! No, one of the girls got pushy and King had to throw her out of his quarters.

You: it must be his birthday then, King is too much of a duty driven workaholic to take time off for himself for anything.

Yamato: oh my god, maybe, now that I think about it, I don't know his birthday.

You: in that case I need to move around a few of his appointments

Yamato: *crushes a handful of puffy Cheetos and sprinkles it across Kaido's chair* why would you do that?

You: because he works too much, so any chance I can get him to relax I'll take it.

December 1st

King: when's my appointment with Orochi?

You: Tomorrow

King: You're wrong, check again, I scheduled it for today.

You: I'm not wrong, I moved it two weeks ago to tomorrow. In fact, I moved most of today's appointments to different days. The only thing on your schedule today is Queen's annual service review, torturing a few prisoners, and your lunch with Kaido.

King: oh my, what did I do to deserve such pleasant day?

You: *shrugs* just lucky I guess, it's not like it's your birthday or something. *Squints at King*

King: How'd you know?

You: because only you would need need to wait until your birthday to be able to justify taking time off to yourself. Oh, and remind me which restaurant you are going to with Kaido?

King: His chiefs are making Spicy Udon for us, it's one of my favorites.

You: but not your favorite, which is why I had a crew go out and get a bunch of flying fish to make sashimi for your dinner. It'll be delivered to your rooms at six, and the servants have instructions to deliver it to your door, where they'll ring a bell to announce that it's there, so you don't have to talk to or interact with anyone.

King: I don't deserve you sometimes.

You: I know

King: *ruffles your hair and laughs* you're not supposed to agree with me.

That evening

You: *knocks on King's bedroom door* Sir, I apologize for interrupting your evening, but I've come to deliver something.

King: *currently doing some self-care, so he's not wearing his mask* ... come in

You: *drags in a bouquet of massive flowers you had the Tontatta's grow, and his present* Alrighty tidy, these are yours, happy birthday

King: If you keep this up you'll spoil me. What flowers are these? I've never seen them before, but they're somehow familiar.

You: That's because they're from atop the Red Line. They're called, Flame Daisies, they were once the symbol of the Lunarian Kingdom. They also remind me of you, and they're good for your skin.

King: *didn't anticipate flowers would open an emotional can of worms*, and what's in the box?

You: just a little something something,

King: *opens it to find boxes filled with paperwork and gives you a confused look*

You: those are the only remaining copies of your Punk Hazard records, to do with as you please.

King: you're kidding

You: nope, I destroyed the others, I even got Vega Punk to delete his mental records of them. Good night King, and happy birthday.

King: now wait a damn minute, you can't make me feel like a weepy little bitch, and then just dip. No, your ass is staying here and drinking with me. You're also getting a few face masks, because your'r skin looks awful, sit your ass down.

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[dashielvlup]

TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. (x)

[reyturnofbensolo]

You seek Yoda❣️😍

[mozart-tt]

[the-same-three-ojiros]

[hazelplaysgames]

handle the runner, and then run right back up. that is still a very dominant lead.

[scrmngtts]

Today.. he is slowly not messaging me anymore like slowly ghosting me and im the only one thats always coming up with a topic and i honestly kinda tired. I dont wanna be carrying the conversation so im gonna stop trying now. Im sorry. I feel like i have tried enough.

[theactofacceptance]

a bit sad today. it would’ve been our 2 year anniversary. my snapchat and photo memories popped up this morning (of our first date) and i let a few tears slip before class and i haven’t slept in 31 hours now. we were best friends we were soulmates and now he is a blocked contact that i call my ex and a name that isn’t brought up when i see our mutual friends.

i don’t think he thinks of me at all anymore, i think he’s moved on to another girl already, but i hope he misses me today, just for today.

i have always known he was never one for expressing strong emotions, he’s so private so collected so not like me. i wish he would reach out or send a signal through the universe that he has been thinking of me or misses me, misses us, because now i feel as if i never meant as much to him as he meant to me. a ridiculous assumption; everyone heals their own way. but i also overthink these things and i wish i could tell from his twitter or from occasional texts that he is as emotionally upset as i am. i guess that’s just something i couldn’t accept in the relationship and that’s something i can’t accept or stand now.

31 hours with no sleep and i am most afraid of going to bed and dreaming of you.

[bagsofvomit]

thinking about my mother and everything she’s told me. i’m angry for her.

12/1/22

[re-birth-reborn]

I never realized that 12/12 was significant but it was, it was a confirmation, a sign that the universe was making the right choice and I see it now. I see why I’ve spent the entire year since feeling wrong,like I died and woke up as someone else, like no one loved or wanted me anymore and it’s because they don’t and I’m not alive anymore I’m not myself and I finally understand why I felt so strongly the need to leave is because I don’t belong here anymore. I’m not the same I’m not good enough I don’t have anything good to share or experience there’s nothing here for me anymore and the universe knew it would be like this. I was supposed to die and didn’t and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since only because it is wrong. It shouldn’t have ever been like this i shouldn’t have had to live through all of this pain and fear, I shouldn’t be so angry over the fact I didn’t die. I can’t sit with it anymore and I especially can’t sit with myself anymore. It’s a mistake that I’m here and I’ll never feel peace until I fix it. I’m sorry for myself that i had to even live through this god fucking awful year as long as I did and I feel so sad for the girl who woke up last year thankful to be alive and had to live through this. Im sorry but I know it will be easier this way and I won’t ever have to hurt this way again. A year of suffering is more than enough, for me and the person who loved me

[girlkisser13]

cabin headcanons masterlist

a/n: these are all my personal headcanons. i will be making ones for more minor gods.

cabin 1- zeus ⚡️

cabin 3- poseidon 🌊

cabin 4- demeter 🪴

cabin 5- ares ⚔️

cabin 6- athena 🧠

cabin 7- apollo ☀️

cabin 8- artemis 🌙

cabin 9- hephaestus 🛠️

cabin 10- aphrodite 💗

cabin 11- hermes ��️

cabin 12- dionysus 🍷

cabin 13- hades 💀

cabin 14- iris 🌈

cabin 15- hypnos 💤

cabin 16- nemesis ⚖️

cabin 17- nike 🏆

cabin 18- hebe 🍶

cabin 19- tyche 🎰

cabin 20- hecate 🪄

cabin 21- hestia 🔥

cabin 22- thanatos 🪦

cabin 23- morpheus 🛌

cabin 24- melinoe 👻

cabin 25- persephone 🌸

cabin 26- eros 💘

cabin 27- nyx 🌌

[jackalspine]

Hath my liege found his gift satisfactory?

Horse is very big btw

Danny asks why fright knight doesn’t use the big horse. The knight says it’s cause it had been claimed for next king in line.

Danny is pretty sure it’s actually because fright knight would look silly and small on big horse.

@hailsatanacab lol I saw ur tags a drew somgjb kinda based off of it

[non-sequitura]

**Disclaimer: I'm probably sp/so, actually. But still stand by what's below in different terms.** I must admit I’m seeing Charity’s sp/so-ness in her response to this, because as another social 6, when people ask me “why are you so afraid of this? Are you afraid of being alone?”, it’s like “DUH”. Being alone is like death. I had no close in-person friends for two years over COVID and that was the second worst period of my life. Maybe it’s possible for so-doms to eventually become more balanced and be able to handle periods of greater alone time, but I suspect that being cut off from people we deeply care about is truly one of the worst case scenarios for us. Like I would choose severe illness, bad grades, being fired, or losing all my close personal possessions (phone, IDs, wallet) over long-term loneliness; I’ve had all those things happen and know what I prefer (sorry to be dramatic).

I knew some so-blinds who said they spent months indoors/not talking to anyone, being productive over COVID. It undoubtably affected them psychologically - they were more nihilistic and their social skills/circles worsened - but they didn’t seem to be in active emotional agony much at all. (One is an ENFP 7 sp/sx, though to be fair he lived next to his girlfriend at the time, and one is an ENTJ 8 sp/sx). **First is ESTJ 936 so/sp. Second I'm still not sure; not 8 core probably but it's on the table.**

But have heart, because in my experience, so-dom leads to a pretty strong “filter” where you don’t tend to just grow apart from people because of differing expectations and needs. Your friends likely are aware of how much you value and care for them, and that’s not easy to find. So assuming you continue to make an effort to remain connected, most people will welcome it.

Hi, Charity! I have a question. If I am super loyal to my friends, if I am very attached to the relationships that I have formed and I don't want to move on from them or create new bonds, but I want to strengthen the already existing ones, if my group of friends is very small (like, we're 3 people total), but that's fine with me because it doesn't matter the quantity, but the quality and if you have fewer friends then you have more time to maintain relationships with them without neglecting the others, if I am super anxious of people deserting me or "moving on" from our relationship (I honestly don't understand how you can just "move on" from a relationship. Does that mean the relationship meant nothing to you? That other plans are more important than a bond between us? Why wouldn't you even try to fight for what we've got? How can you even live after you've lost someone who was supposed to be a loved one to you? I know I couldn't. It'd probably be really hard for me to move on from losing a relationship with someone that I've loved dearly, platonically or romantically), if I want to spend the rest of my life attached to the people dear to me and not 'move on' from old relationships, but make them last forever, if I would do anything for my loved ones, and I mean anything, if I always want to be there for my family and friends, and not let them down, then does this indicate that I'm a 2 or a 6?

I see more social 6 in this than anything, because you're afraid of loss and separation. But you would need to ask why you're afraid of being abandoned and why you want to maintain your friendships. Is it fear of being alone?

Social 2s have an agenda they bring to the table -- they a rejection type who doesn't admit to their own needs, but takes pride in being what YOU need. Their attachment is from a place of control, because they possess something that you will benefit from. This is why they can seem mothering sometimes -- their assumption is that unless they bring 2-ness (positivity, cheer leading, leadership, generosity, etc), they won't be loved. 2s don't know how to be present in a relationship without helping or being desired, and if they are not desired, either they will win you over or they will walk away and somewhere that needs them more. 2s have a line to 8 in their back pocket; they can be aggressive in getting what they want.

Some of this is also 9ish. 9s absolutely loathe any kind of upset or loss because to them it feels abrupt and awful. 9s hold onto people hard and sometimes get shattered when that person just up and leaves, because here is an unpleasant disruption come to ruin their life!

Being attached to very few people and not wanting more seems like potential introversion as well.

I honestly don't understand how you can just "move on" from a relationship. Does that mean the relationship meant nothing to you? That other plans are more important than a bond between us? Why wouldn't you even try to fight for what we've got?

Feelings change. That's how people move on. People have individual experiences as friends that cause them to grow apart, or make decisions that take them away from you (they get married, they move across the country for a job, they give up one hobby and get another one). Humans are social creatures who bond with and befriend others in their environment as an unconscious survival technique. A few friendships are for life, but those are special cases -- more often than not, a relationship is for a season before it wanes. Growing apart does not mean it was not magnificent or that it wasn't emotionally fulfilling; it just means time alters everything. There's also the fact that humans are different from another -- and what is life-giving to you (your social instinct's desperate need for closeness) is not always seen as super important by someone else (who treats social as casual). It's okay. It's good for you to be loyal, but you won't be able to hold onto everyone forever. And that's okay too.

[hazelplaysgames]

my gut says i’m gonna get flanked, so high time to play defense.

[onlyasimp4nobody]

Repost of old sketches. Don't wanna delete these off the face of the earth completely lmao

[nyanaknifegal]

A Date to Remember <3