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themagnusbane · 2 years ago

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GAP The Series Episode 5 Thoughts

Whew! Thought for a second there that they were going to deprive us of jealous Sam. Kinda like the way they deprived us of the kiss at the end of episode 3, and then started episode 4 without picking up from where they left off in the pool. But it looks like we are starting this episode with a face full of jealous Sam and I am HERE FOR IT!!!

2. Tee's little head tilt is like "oooooh. She angry, Angry". Yes Tee. Y'all's little stunt worked too well and now she's pissed. But because I know sapphic jealousy usually leads to sapphic confessions and hopefully some kissing, I'll say please take the jealous rants like a champ, and thank you for doing us all a solid!

3. Sam's like "Prawns are for my beloved. You touch them. You lose your hand." And as someone who loves prawns and hates having to share them... Thank you Sam. You make me feel seen. Now pass me some prawns. I'm hungry!!!

4. Also, I'm sure I read somewhere that shellfish are an aphrodisiac, in which case... Sam. I see what you did there!

5. Tee's really pushing Sam's buttons. See? This right here is why we say butch lesbians are the backbone of our community! Look at Tee putting in all that work to force Sam into confessing her feelings. We stan an icon!!!

6. Awww Sam. Look at you upset at their gentle teasing. Nobody's laughing at you. Tee's just laying the groundwork for you to confess to your girl that you're jealous, and then you both can get to kissing (LIKE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE LAST 4 EPISODES!!!!).

7. I swear Sam. With how green you've turned, you owe Tee an apologies and gifts. This here is a PSA to treat your local butch lesbian with all the love and care cuz they are amazing, and I REPEAT, are the backbone of our community!!! Go Tee!!!!

8. Sam, honey. Sure Mon is learning to speak Sam, but she's still learning. You are going to have to use your words. Also, my girl still needs to grill you for ignoring all her messages while you were out, getting yapped at by Kirk the snitch! Don't think either of us have forgotten that!

9. Sam, requests for hot coffee; gets hot coffee, and then complains that coffee is hot. Also Sam, acts all jealous and snippy, doesn't give Mon a chance to say a word the previous night, and now is huffy that Mon hasn't texted her. Me, watching the hot ass mess that is Khun Sam:

10. Mon sweetheart. I know you love her ass. I do too. But you have to at least finagle an apology from ya girl. She stood you up on your date, ignored your messages, threw a jealous tantrum and gave you the cold shoulder. Sure she's cute and will look adorable as a little river prawn, but nevertheless, ASK FOR AN APOLOGY!!!!

11. Oooooh. Love the casual "well you already had prawns with Kirk so I'm sure you don't want to have prawns with me" that Mon tossed into their text exchange. You go girl. Finagle yourself that apology. Let Khun Sam know that she doesn't have the monopoly on being jealous!

12. I swear Sam. You're lucky you're pretty. All this bourgeois way of looking down on us poor folks, has me feeling pretty irritated. But then I look up, see your face, and all is forgiven. Urgh!

13. Sam, you can't leave her pinky finger hanging like that. Come on. Look at that little lonely thing. It needs another pinky finger to feel connected. Smoosh your pinky finger with hers! The way you know you want to smoosh your lips to hers! Come on Sam!

14. OMG. She doesn't know what the pinky promise is? Or that that's a finger heart? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Poor Khun Sam. Urgh!!!

15. She's not taking the pictures because she's addicted to social media Khun Sam. She's taking them to remember her second date with you! And just like last time you both would probably start taking couple selfies at some point.

16. There is no way Mon doesn't know what she's doing. Talking about Chin sending her stickers on LINE and him flirting. She totally noticed that Sam's been green since the previous night, and is rubbing it in. In which case...

17. OMG!!!! Sam's little puffed up cheeks! DEAD y'all. I'm DEAD!!!!

18. Awwww that little moment of Sam, thinking she is alone, and letting herself swing back and forth on the swing, only to return to perfect stillness when Mon comes back, breaks me. This is all the fault of the witch that is her grandmother! I just know it! Wouldn’t let the poor girl be a child and play like one. Urgh!!

19. I get what they're trying to do with the negatives actually imply a positive because of the way Sam grew up and how she's been forced into things she doesn't like, by her grandmother (for example. Kirk is a good example of this. Although she likes him as a friend, she doesn't like him romantically; not like her grandmother would even care). But still, at some point, I wil need Sam to ACTUALLY SAY THE WORDS!! No double negatives. No indirectly telling her. I need her to actually say "I like you". Not for Mon to decipher it in the things she isn't saying.

20. The way I LOVE how this show is just employing the use of all the tropes!!!! Now we have the messy eater trope, and I AM SCREAMING!!!! I swear, if they don't kiss this very instant!!! Your fingers are already on her lips Sam. KISS HER RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT!!!

21. OMG! It's happening. It's happening. "Bite my nose and I'll bite your lips". OMG!!!! We are getting a kiss!! WE ARE GETTING A KISS!!!!

22. What do you mean by friends don't do this. Girl! SHUT UP AND LET HER KISS YOU! Do you know how long we've been waiting for this??? URGH!!!

23. Oh God! Not fucking Nop with his fucking heterosexual ways, interrupting our kiss. NOP. She is gay, and in love with her boss. SHE IS NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. Let it go! Let her go! It's a nope from all of us Nop. Leave the sapphics alone! Urgh!

24. The way Sam is licking her lips while staring at Mon. Gods. She wants to kiss her so bad!!! THE LONGING y'all!!! THE LONGING!!!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

25. Oh god! NOT FUCKING NOP AGAIN! I need someone to carry this boy and throw him in a trash can. Pussy-blocking piece of shit!

26. Same Sam. Same. I totally want to kick his ass too. The audacity to try and collect the prawns. Boy, was she talking to you??? Rude, entitled asswipe!

27. Jealous Sam is speaking FACTS!!! You go my queen! TELL THAT BOY THE TRUTH!! We all see past his "nice-boy" act! Eviscerate him in every way that counts. Speak those unpleasant truths that Mon can't say. See? This right here is why Sam is queen!!!!

28. Mon is like "nope. Not having this conversation. You both are not allowed to play a tug-of-war over who 'owns' me," and you know what? Valid. Absolutely valid.

29. Whatever she was "doing" with Sam, is NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS Nop! Urgh! I really really can't stand his ass. The audacity he has to ask her these questions. She doesn't need to answer you. She DOES NOT ANSWER TO YOU!

30. "This is so harsh" my ass. You keep pushing and prodding, and now that she's put you in your place, you're acting all hurt. Get the fuck out of here!

31. Rejected. Wet. And pitiful. It's what you deserve Nop. It's what you deserve.

32. At this rate, Mon might just accidentally blurt out the truth of her and Sam's relationship, without anyone asking her. Hehehehehe.

33. Poor Chin. This is what you get for making Sam jealous with your stickers.

34. The desperate need to have your crush follow you back on social media. I feel you on that Sam. I feel you!!

35. Sam, I love you and your fake scamming account profile. Please never change. ROFL!!!!

36. Sam. Girl. Are you trying to break the World Guinness record for number of stickers sent in a minute??? Hehehehe. I swear, Sam's jealousy at Chin's sticker game is SENDING ME!!!

37. Oh damn! I've never seen a sexier nose bite! Wow. Just wow! But also GJHGJHGHJGHJGJHG. DOES THIS MEAN THE KISS IS HAPPENING??? OMG! OMG! OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

38. Oh God. The sound I just made. That lip bite. Jesus fucking Christ. That lip bite. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. And the eye-fucking that followed. But with no kiss following it? I am ruined!!! They haven't kissed yet and I am already ruined. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

39. Hehehehe. Sam being all slick like "come to my house. You can sit. You can lie down. You can use my free wifi. And the air-con will have you nice and cool. You can finish up on work" and all I'm hearing is the silent but very loud "AND WE CAN MAKE OUT. OH GODS CAN WE MAKE OUT. YOU AND ME. SCISSORING TILL THE SUN RISES". Rofl. I love her your honour. I love her so much!!!

40. Oooooh. I love the nod to Sam getting Mon her own pajamas, in her favourite colour. It's a nice contrast to the first night Mon spent at her house and had to go to sleep in Sam's own colour and clothes. *Squeal*!!!

41. Her fake yawning and sighs are sooo cute. Mon, have mercy. Sam wants you in her bed and under her. Let's get to some sexy times. Please. Gods. We have been waiting for this for like forever!!!

42. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. That was a perfect first kiss. Why am I crying so much. That was beautiful. The laughing. Sam cupping Mon's cheek. Sam's lips pressed to Mon's lower lips. The finger sliding across Mon's lips, then back to cheek. The eye contact. Sliding back in to kiss her some more. Hands cupping her jaw. I am a PUDDLE!!!

43. Mon, you have released a monster. Sam will be wanting to taste those lips every other minute. Brace yourself.

44. Hold the fuck up! Did this bitch just pop open a pen with her mouth, whilst eye-fucking us???? Sam. WHAT THE FUCK?!!! You are NOT allowed to do that! Spare us! Spare some mercy please. WHAT THE FUCK??? Also, did anyone else think of bullet vibrators when she did that? The small ones? Cuz the way she has that in her mouth has me feeling things. And thinking things. And fuuuuuuuuck.

45. That wink! Sam! Who are you? Mon you've unleashed the kraken. And on behalf of ALL of us, we say thank you!!

46. The SCOY reference. YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

47. Sam running her fingers through her hair. Oh God. Everything she does at this point is going to make me incredibly horny isn't it?

48. I really appreciate the fact that everyone who made this show know that sapphics spend an inordinate amount of time, looking at women's fingers (the girls that get it, get it), and the way the camera keeps panning to Sam's fingers, and the way they slide and glide and move their way around Mon's body... Lord, have mercy. Or rather I should say... Sam, have mercy.

49. I swear Martha/Jim is my favourite. Rofl! Yes please. Let's put her grandmother in a box. Then have a procession and bury her in the ground. Put garlic around it as well of course. Just in case she really turns out to be a vampire and decides she wants to pop out of her grave.

50. Girls. Is that the end of the call? But y'all didn't agree on ANYTHING. Rofl.

51. Sam is so funny. Girl, EVERY worker has a strong urge to spend money after they get paid. We console ourselves on having survived a full month of working, with some retail therapy. It's called a coping mechanism.

52. I love that Yuki's now part of their friend group as well. I knew I caught sapphic vibes from her when she was playacting with Mon, as Sam before Mon's first day. You go Yuki. Let Tee treat you like the Queen you are!!

53. Sam's friends are the absolute best!!! This birthday party's cute AF!!!

54. Awwwwww. Mon is so sad that she couldn't get her a birthday present on the scale of her friends.. My sweet baby. Just having you in her life is enough of a present. But I totally understand why you're so sad though.

55. I saw what you did there Sam. That lip balm is a present for you both. Cuz now when you kiss, she'll taste like strawberries. Khun Sam is so smart!!

Aaaaaand next episode's preview looks like things will stay spicy. I love it!!!

@ellaspore here are my thoughts for episode 5. It's long AF, but so many things happened and GAH!!! I AM STILL SQUEALING!!!!

#gap #gap the series #gap yuri #gap episode thoughts #noria watches gap #gap episode 5 #freenbecky #beckyfreen #freen sarocha #becky armstrong #monsam #sammon #mon x sam #sam x mon #this has been a long long post #but gods this episode made it so worth it #it's now almost 4am my time #heading to bed now

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prettytragcdies · 5 years ago

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Get To Know Me;

LAST…

[1] drink: A glass of water. [2] phone call: I talked to my brother earlier. [3] text message: I texted Emma to see if she had any plans for Friday. [4] song you listened to: What Could’ve Been by Gone West [5] time you cried: Superbowl Sunday thanks to that damned Google commercial.

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: Been there. Done that. [7] been cheated on: Unfortunately. [8] kissed someone and regretted it: Once or twice. [9] lost someone special: Sadly, yes. [10] been depressed: Not really, no. [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: Way back when.

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS…

[12] Purple [13] Gold [14] Blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: Yeah, I’ve made a couple. [16] fallen out of love: That would require me to fall in love first. [17] laughed until you cried: More than once. [18] found out someone was talking about you: People always talk about me. [19] met someone who changed you: Nah, I’m still the same ole me. [20] found out who your true friends are: Yeah. [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: On more than one occasion.

GENERAL…

[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: I know all of them. [23] do you have any pets: I have three horses. [24] do you want to change your name: Nah, I like my name. [25] what did you do for your last birthday: My family took me out to dinner, and then later I had a drink with some close friends. [26] what time did you wake up: 6:30 a.m. [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: Boring, but I was going to bed. [28] name something you cannot wait for: I can’t wait for spring. I’m over winter. [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: Right before she went to bed. [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish it didn’t feel like it was going by so fast. [31] what are you listening to right now: Cry For Me by Camila Cabello [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: It’s been awhile. [33] something that is getting on your nerves: The fact that I can’t sleep. [34] most visited website: Ha, probably our Ewing Global website. [35] elementary: They don’t call it elementary school in London. [36] high school: Plano East Senior High [37] college: I attended the University of Texas. [38] hair colour: My hair is dark brown. [39] long or short hair: I have long hair. [40] do you have a crush on someone: I’m too old for silly schoolgirl crushes. [41] what do you like about yourself? I like a lot of things about myself. [42] piercings: As of right now, I only have my ears pierced. [43] blood type: I’m A Negative. [44] nickname: Scar, Miss Scarlett, Little Lady, etc. [45] relationship status: It’s Complicated [46] zodiac sign: Libra [47] pronouns: She / Her [48] fav tv show: I don’t really have time to watch television. [49] tattoos: I don’t have any of those. [50] right or left handed: I’m right handed.

FIRST…

[51] surgery: I had to get my tonsils taken out when I was three. [52] piercing: I got my ears pierced when I was little. [53] best friend: As lame as it might sound, my brother was my first best friend. [54] sport: Cheerleading [55] pet: Cinnamon was one of the Southfork ponies chosen especially for me. [56] word: Mama

RIGHT NOW…

[57] eating: It’s too late for that. [58] drinking: Yeah, but only water. [59] i’m about to: Go to bed here shortly. [60] thinking about: The current business deal I’m in the middle of. [61] waiting for: I’m waiting for this bout of insomnia to end. [62] want: I want it to be the weekend so Valentine’s Day will be over for another year. [63] get married: I don’t ever want to get married. [64] career: I work at my family’s company.

WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: Kisses [66] lips or eyes: Eyes [67] shorter or taller: Taller [68] older or younger: Older [69] romantic or spontaneous: Romantic [70] nice arms or nice stomach: Both are good. [71] sensitive or loud: Sensitive [72] hook up or relationship: Hook Up [73] troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger? I have, yes. [75] drank hard liquor? Of course. [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? I don’t wear either one. [77] turned someone down: Multiple times. [78] sex on first date? Eh, maybe a couple times. [79] broken someone’s heart? Yeah, I have. [80] had your own heart broken? It’s happened. [81] been arrested? Yeah, and it was totally stupid. [82] cried when someone died? Don’t remind me. [83] fallen for a friend: It’s happened before.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself? For the most part, yeah. [85] miracles? Sure, why not? [86] love at first sight? Eh, not really. [87] santa claus? Ha, not anymore. [88] kiss on the first date? Yeah, why not? [89] angels? Of the guardian variety, sure.

OTHER…

[90] current best friend’s name: Her name is Savannah. [91] eye colour: My eyes are brown. [92] favourite movie: The Proposal

Tagged By: Myself when I found it. Tagging: magicandmayhcm, chicagosfincst, thcgoodtimegirl, kiissme, and anyone else who wants to consider themselves tagged. Go for it!

#x.| scarlett ewing ( headcanon )#long post tw

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tiny-floating-whales · 4 years ago

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[ID: A series of GIFs depicting annoying or over-complicated volume controls:

1: The user taps and holds the megaphone icon next to the volume bar. The longer they press, the more the megaphone tilts back. Once the used lets go, the megaphone shoots a ball out at an angle and it falls to a position on the volume bar.

2: A standard volume column (tall and skinny) for a video player is shown. Instead of filling the column from a low position to a high position for low to high volume, the column is filled left to right, making precise volume control extremely difficult.

3: A volume bar with a ball on it is shown in a box. The user must drag the sides of the box up and down to tilt the volume ball to the desired position.

4: An image with a microphone icon and text reading “Please make a noise as loud as you want the volume to be. Now listening...” Underneath the microphone, the text reads “Current noise level: 0db”

5: The volume column is shaped like a pump. The user must pump the handle up and down repeatedly to increase the volume. As soon as the user stops pumping, the volume slowly lowers.

6: A series of dots are placed randomly on the screen. The user laboriously drags the dots to form the shape “65.” They click and drag a box to select their number and the volume changes to 65.

7: A standard volume control bar is shown. The user drags the volume from 10% to 56%, but the volume bar resets them to 10% and gives the error message: “Volume is being used by /u/rowealdo37189. Please choose another volume.”

8: A picture of a volume control screen: it has buttons for numbers 1-100 and an option for mute, making a comically large control screen compared to a normal volume bar.

9: A screen shows 16 dice. The user can roll all the dice and choose to hold the number on each die or not. The sum of the dice is the volume.

10: A standard volume control bar is shown but the text on top of it reads “Let me guess the volume you want.” The user can only click “yes” or “no” as the programs selects random volumes. If the user presses “yes,” the program retains the volume and says “Good. Glad to help you :)”

11: A screenshot of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” music video is shown. The user hovers over the volume control, which reads “We have automatically adjusted your volume (44%) based on your Latitude (43.5 S). To change your volume, simply move your device to a new location with the Latitude as your desired volume.”

12:The user is presented with a deck of cards, a volume control bar that starts at 0, and three options: “Shuffle,” “Hit,” and “Stay. When the user presses “Hit,” a new card from the deck is revealed. The total of the card values (1-10, face cards = 10) are added to make the total volume. If the user presses “Hit” but the card value raises the total above 100, the screen is filled with the error message “BUST! Now restarting computer...”

13: Two bars are shown: a skinny vertical volume bar which begins empty and a horizontal bar colored red except in the small area under the volume bar, which is colored green. An arrow is moving side to side across the red/green bar. The text reads: “Press <space> to preform <color> action: Red: set volume to 0%, Green: Increase volume by 5%.” The users tries several times to raise the volume higher, but is foiled by the difficulty of pressing space when the arrow is in the narrow green area.

14: A standard volume bar with a ball is shown. The user can drag the ball along the bar to get normal volume readings (0-100%). However, the user can also drag the ball off the bar and fling it around the entire screen and even off screen, giving its complex coordinate (a real number plus an imaginary number such as 2+(-27i)%) resulting in a nonsensical volume value that is always changing as it is flung around until it lands back on the volume bar.

15: The user starts with a volume bar and ball the the user draws back to release. This opens a curling minigame where the user must sweep in front of the puck as it slides across the ice so that it will land on the desired volume.

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Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

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growinstablog · 5 years ago

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Your Handy Guide to Facebook Marketing Terms

Whether you’re a novice or experienced Facebook marketer, it’s easy to get tripped up on terminology. The social network has an extensive vocabulary that you’ll probably never be quizzed on, but knowing the difference between terms such as “total reach” and “organic reach” will impact your Facebook strategy. These are terms you’ll see in various parts of Facebook, and also analytics tools.

We’ve compiled some of the most commonly used Facebook terms that you’ll come across as a marketer. Our resource is broken up into sections for convenience: General, Pages, and Insights.

General Definitions

This section might be a bit of a refresher for most readers. But if you or your admins are new to Facebook, it’s good to get acquainted with these terms as soon as possible.

1. Account Settings: Your settings are used to manage basic account preferences. Here you can edit your name or email, change your notification preferences, turn on extra security features, and more.

2. App: Facebook Apps are created by third parties and add more features and functionality to your Facebook experience.

3. Badge: A Badge is a personalized box you create to share your Facebook profile, photos, or Page on other websites.

4. Chat: Chat is a feature that lets you send instant messages to your friends.

5. Event: Use the Facebook Event feature to organize events, gather RSVPs, respond to invites, and keep up with what your friends are doing.

6. Follow: Follow is a way to hear from people you’re interested in, even if you’re not friends. The Follow button is always a way to fine-tune your News Feed to get the types of updates you want to see.

7. Friend: Friends are people you connect and share with on Facebook. You can send as well as receive Friend requests from other Facebook members.

8. Groups: Facebook Groups make it easy to connect with specific sets of people, such as coworkers. They’re dedicated spaces where you can share updates, photos, and documents as well as message other Group members.

9. Like: Clicking Like is a way to give positive feedback and connect with things you care about. When you Like something, the action appears as an update on your Timeline. Liking a post means you were interested in what a friend was talking about (even if you didn’t leave a comment). Liking a Page means you’re connecting to that Page, so you’ll start to see its stories in your News Feed. The Page will also appear on your Profile, and you’ll appear on the Page as a person who Likes that Page.

10. Messages: Messages are similar to private email messages. They appear in your Facebook Inbox and can include text messages, chats, emails, and mobile messages from your Facebook Friends.

11. News Feed: Your News Feed is a constantly updating list of stories in the middle of your homepage. It includes status updates, photos, videos, links, App activities, and Likes from the people, Pages, and Groups you’re associated with.

12. Notes: The Notes feature lets you publish messages in rich-text format, giving you greater flexibility than simple updates allow. In addition to formatting your text, you can add photos and tag other people in your note.

13. Notifications: Notifications are updates about activity on Facebook. For example, you can be notified when an update is made to a Group you belong to or when someone accepts your Friend request. While you can’t turn off notifications entirely, you can adjust what you’re notified about and how.

14. Poke: People use the Poke feature when they want to get someone’s attention or say hello. When you Poke someone, they’ll receive a notification letting them know that they’ve been poked and by whom.

15. Profile: Your Profile is your collection of photos, stories, and experiences that tell your story. It includes your Timeline, profile picture, biography, and personal information. It can be public or private, but is only for non-commercial use.

16. Search: Search is a tool to find people, posts, photos, places, Pages, Groups, apps, and events on Facebook.

17. Social Plugins: Social Plugins are tools that other websites can use to provide people with personalized and social experiences. When you interact with social plugins, you share your experiences off Facebook with your friends on Facebook.

18. Tagging: A tag links a person, Page, or place to something you post, like a status update or photo. For example, you can tag a photo to say who’s in it or post a status update and say who you’re with or where you are.

19. Ticker: The Ticker is positioned on the right side of your homepage and is updated with your friends’ activities in real-time. You can use it to keep up with the latest news as it happens, listen to music with your friends, or hover over a story to join in the conversation.

20. Timeline: Your Timeline is where you can see your posts or posts you’ve been tagged in displayed by date. It’s also part of your Profile.

21. Timeline Review: This is a tool that lets you approve or reject posts that you’ve been tagged in before they go on your Timeline. When people you’re not friends with tag you in a post, they automatically go to Timeline review.

22. Top Story: Top Stories include the stories published since you last checked News Feed that Facebook’s algorithm thinks you’ll find interesting. These items might be different depending on how long it’s been since you last visited your News Feed.

23. Trending: Trending shows you a list of topics and hashtags that have recently spiked in popularity on Facebook. This is a personalized list based on your location, Pages you’ve liked, and what’s trending across Facebook.

Pages Definitions

Although your Facebook Page is just one of many aspects of the social network, it has a lot of its own terminology and features. This section focuses on the most important terms that you and your team need to know.

24. About Section: This section contains basic information that’ll help visitors quickly learn about your Facebook Page. Different types of basic information will appear in your Page’s About section depending on your Page’s category.

25. Activity Log: The Activity Log helps you manage your Page’s Timeline. It shows you a complete list of posts and comments by your Page, including posts you’ve hidden. Only people who help manage your Page can see the Activity Log.

26. Boost Post: Boosted posts appear higher in News Feed so there’s a better chance that your audience will see them. You can boost any post you create on your Page, including status updates, photos, videos, and offers. The cost to boost a post depends on how many people you want to reach.

27. Check-ins: This action announces a person’s location to their Facebook friends. If your Page includes an address, it will appear in a list of possible locations to check into when people are nearby. Once someone has checked in, a story (definition below) will be created in their friends’ News Feeds.

28. Cover Photo: This is the large picture at the top of your Page. All cover photos are public, which means that anyone visiting your Page will be able to see it. Best practices include using a unique image that represents your brand.

29. Liked by Page: This section features all of the other Pages that you, as the Page, Like.

30. Milestone: Milestones are a special type of Page post that lets you highlight key moments on your Page’s Timeline. You can use milestones to share important events that tell the story of your Page is about.

31. Offer: Certain businesses, brands, and organizations can share discounts with their customers by posting an offer on their Facebook Page. When someone claims an offer, they’ll receive an email that they can show at the Page’s physical location to get the discount.

32. Page: Facebook Pages help businesses, organizations, and brands share their stories and connect with people. Like profiles, you can customize Pages by posting stories, hosting events, adding apps, and more. People who like your Page can get updates in their News Feeds.

33. Page Admin: When you create a Page, you automatically become the Page’s admin, which means only you can change how the Page looks and post as the Page. You can then assign roles to other people to help you manage your Page.

34. Page Roles: There are five different roles for people who help manage Facebook Pages. These roles include admin, editor, moderator, advertiser, and analyst. Any person assigned to these roles will log into their own personal accounts and work on the Page from there.

35. Pin to Top: Any post that you pin will move to the top of your Page’s Timeline and a “pinned” icon will appear in the top-right corner of the post. Your pinned post will stay at the top of your Page’s Timeline for seven days. After that, it’ll return to the date it was posted on your Page’s Timeline. Only posts created by your Page can be pinned; posts that other people add to your Page aren’t supported by the feature.

36. Post Attribution: Your posts, Likes, and comments on your Page’s timeline will be attributed to the Page itself — even if you’re logged into Facebook as yourself and not the Page. Whether you’re creating a post or scrolling through News Feed, you can choose to act as a Page or as yourself from a convenient drop-down box.

Under Page Settings > Post Attribution, you can change the default to post as the individual rather than the Page. With this enabled, when anyone who manages your Page creates a post or comments, it’ll be attributed to that individual rather than the Page.

37. Posts to Page: Posts to Page are any posts made to your Page by someone other than an admin. This way, your Timeline will showcase messages and content from your brand only. Any questions or feedback from customers will be found in the Posts to Page section on the left-hand side of your Page.

38. Suggested Edits: People viewing Pages with locations that they can check into may see the option to suggest edits. This lets people suggest information that might be missing, such as a category, phone number, or address. If multiple people make the same suggestion, this information can be added to your Page to help other people find it. Page admins can confirm or remove information that’s been suggested.

39. Tabs: These are sections that come with your Page when you create it. They keep your Page organized and help people see specific content types, like photos and events.

40. Verified Page: Some Pages and profiles are verified by Facebook to let people know that they’re authentic. These can include celebrities and public figures, global brands and businesses, and media. Once verified, you’ll see a blue badge next to your Page’s name.

Insights Definitions

While Facebook Insights is similar to traditional web analytics data offerings, some of the terminology is unique to the platform. To make sure you’re not confused by any of the information you find in your Insights data, the following definitions should help make things more clear.

Analyzing Your Audience

From demographic characteristics to where they were before they came to your Page, Facebook Insights offers you a wide variety of metrics to help you analyze your Page’s audience. The following terms will help you understand what the data provided through Insights means so you can use it more effectively.

41. Cities/Countries: This is the number of people who saw any content about your Page grouped by country or city, based on IP address.

42. Daily Active Users: This metric is the number of people who have viewed or interacted with your Facebook Page on a specific day. It’s categorized by the type of action they perform.

43. Engaged Users: This is the number of engaged individuals who have clicked anywhere on one of your Facebook Page posts. For example, someone could have Liked one of your posts, commented on it, or shared it.

44. External Referrers: External referrers are the number of views your Facebook Page received from website URLs that aren’t part of Facebook.com.

45. Fans: In Page Insights, and other places on Facebook, “fans” is another way to refer to the people who Like your Page.

46. Friends of Fans: This shares the number of unique individuals who are friends with people who Like your Facebook Page. These people represent the total potential reach of content you publish to your Page.

47. Gender and Age: These demographic metrics detail the percentage of people who saw any content about your Page for each age and gender bracket, based on the information people enter in their personal profiles.

48. Language: This is the number of people who saw any content about your Page grouped by language, based on default language settings.

49. Like Sources: This is the number of times your Facebook Page was Liked, categorized by where the Like occurred during a specific date range. This lets you see whether the Likes come from your Page itself, from your website, or from other sources.

50. Monthly Active Users: This is the number of people who have viewed your Facebook Page or interacted with it during the previous 30 days. By tracking this metric, you can determine the degree to which your Facebook influence fluctuates monthly or seasonally.

51. Net Likes: This is the difference between the number of people who have Liked your Page and the number who unliked it over a specific period.

52. New Likes: This total is the number of unique individuals who Liked your Facebook Page during a specific date range that you set yourself.

53. Organic Reach: Organic reach is the number of unique individuals who saw a specific post from your Page on their News Feeds, tickers, or directly on their Pages.

54. Other Clicks: This is a measurement of clicks not on the content of your Facebook Page post, but rather of clicks on the Page title or to “see more.”

55. Paid Reach: This is the number of unique individuals who saw a specific post from your Page through a paid source like a Facebook Ad or Promoted Post.

56. Post Reach: This is the number of people who have seen your post. You post counts as reaching someone when it’s shown in their News Feed. Figures displayed in Insights are for the first 28 days after a post was created and include people viewing your post on desktop and mobile.

57. Reach: Reach is the number of people who received impressions (definition below) of a Page post. Reach might be less than impressions since one person can make multiple impressions.

58. Story: This term is used to reference the ways people can interact with your Page, including:

Liking your Facebook Page

Liking, commenting on, or sharing a post from your Page

Answering a question you asked on your Page

Responding to an event you posted on your Page

Mentioning your Page within their own posts

Tagging your Page in an uploaded picture

Checking in to or recommending your Page

59. Total Likes: This is the number of unique individuals who have clicked the button to Like your Facebook Page.

60. Total Reach: Total reach is the number of unique individuals who have actually seen any content related to your Facebook Page. This includes content published on your Page as well as Facebook Ads and Promoted Posts that lead people to your Page.

The sum of Post Reach won’t equal Total Reach because Pages can reach people through content other than posts. For instance, if someone visits a Page after searching for it, they’ll be counted in Total Reach but not Post Reach. Also, if someone sees more than one Page post, they’ll be counted in Post Reach for each post they see, but they’ll only be counted once in Total Reach.

61. Unlikes: This is the number of unique individuals who have unliked your Facebook Page during a specific date range.

62. When Your Fans Are Online: This shows you when the people who Like your Page are on Facebook content.

63. Where Your Page Likes Happened: This is the number of times your Facebook Page was Liked, broken down by where it happened. People can Like your Page using the Like button on your Page or from Page suggestions, ads, and stories about others who have Liked your Page.

64. Viral Reach: Viral reach is the number of unique individuals who saw a specific post from your Page through a story published by one of their Facebook friends.

Measuring Content and Engagement

It’s also helpful to learn which content you publish on your Page is most popular and creates the most engagement from your audience. The following Facebook terms explain some of the most popular Insights metrics that you can use to measure content performance and engagement levels.

65. Audience Retention: This metric details views of your video at each moment as a percentage of all views, including videos shorter than three seconds.

66. Daily Page Activity: This breaks down the different ways people engaged with your Facebook Page on a specific day other than by commenting on or Liking your posts. You’ll be able to see when fans post to your Page, upload photos or videos to your Page (if enabled), write reviews, or mention your Page in updates of their own or to friends.

67. Daily Story Feedback: This breaks down how people responded to your stories by engaging with them (through Likes or comments) or unsubscribing from them (which means your Page stories won’t appear in their News Feeds in the future), on a specific day.

68. Impressions: Impressions are the number of times a post from your Page is displayed, whether the post is clicked or not. People may see multiple impressions of the same post. For example, someone might see a Page update in News Feed once, and then a second time if their friend shares it.

69. Media Consumption: This is the number of times a piece of media content that you published on your Page – including a video, photo, or audio clip – is clicked and viewed on a specific day.

70. Page Content or Post Feedback: This is the number of Likes and comments on stories published in your Page’s News Feed during the time period you select.

71. Page Views: Page views are the total number of times your Facebook Page was viewed during the time period you select.

72. Pages to Watch: This helps you compare the performance of your Page and posts with similar Pages on Facebook.

73. Post Views: Post views are the number of times a story published on your Facebook Page News Feed was viewed during the time period you select.

74. Tab Views: This is the total number of times each tab in your Facebook Page was viewed when people were logged in to Facebook during the time period you select.

75. Video Views: This is the total number of times a video posted by your Page was viewed for three seconds or more.

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thelassoway · 2 years ago

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The Pyramid of Success (15 boxes)

Sunflowers (15)

12 texts + 3 GIFs = 15 total unanswered messages

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growinstablog · 5 years ago

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Your Handy Guide to Facebook Marketing Terms

We’ve compiled some of the most commonly used Facebook terms that you’ll come across as a marketer. Our resource is broken up into sections for convenience: General, Pages, and Insights.