#12 ounce mouse

[m4r5c0r3]

and they were roommates ..

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For the person who submitted Rectangular Businessman from 12 Oz Mouse (even though for transparency sake I haven't seen the show yet), you were the only one ,but still I see you and love you for submitting [adult swim] content. I was only able to add Charles Offdensen from Metalocalypse because it was my cheat day 😭!

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this is an actual show on hbo

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I am now infatuated with 12 0z Mouse after hearing that song The New Guy plays while hula hooping.

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your art is insanely gorgeous :]

do u mayhaps have any more airy art 👉👈 if so do u mind sharing

AYYY thanks a lot ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

Here's some airy stuff, I haven't been drawing him as much as I used to so I barely have anything lol, apologies (⁠T⁠T⁠)

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This is my wife, Queef.

[morimementa]

Might I offer you a small smackerel of NikPrice mpreg?

TW for mpreg and illness mentions under the readmore.

Nik and Price trying for a baby, knowing the odds are really long, given Price is in his late 30s. They’re prepared to wait, and even to let their dreams go unfulfilled.

Anyway, they succeed on the first try. After the initial shock of “We thought this would be hard?!” wears off, they’re really excited. And in Price’s case, very, very nauseous.

(Ghost staunchly refuses to stop calling him “old man”, though.)

The morning sickness passes with little fanfare, but then comes the migraines. They start in month 4 and finally stop in month 6, but it’s not an easy time. They spend a lot of time in bed with the blinds drawn and the lights off, with Nik alternating between massaging his husband’s temples and rubbing his belly. It’s not something either of them care to repeat but the intimacy of that time was something special.

Nikolai dubs the baby "Little Mouse" because Price keeps craving string cheese of all things.

By pure happenstance, they're cuddling on the sofa when he feels the baby kick for the first time. It takes another month before the kicks are strong enough to feel from the outside, but it's more than worth the wait. Nikolai cuddles up with Price's belly and sings to them.

They find out the gender at 12 weeks, but I think we can all agree no one in the 141 would be caught dead doing a gender reveal party.

No, not even if Soap was promised Tannerite.

The next time they meet up with Soap and Ghost, Price casually drops the fact that the baby's a boy. Soap jokes about buying blue bubblegum cigars to celebrate.

They don't have a baby shower but their small circle of friends do bestow their gifts. Gaz finds a baby sized boonie hat and makes sure it finds its way onto Price's desk.

Nikolai has never been prone to worrying, but there's definitely a few times he holds his breath in anticipation during Price's ultrasounds. Premature births run in his family and he worries he's passed the curse onto his husband and their son.

Anyway, Price ends up almost a week overdue. He's less than thrilled, but still thankful there's little risk of the NICU at this point.

Nik consoles him with backrubs and promises of a ham sandwich once the baby's born.

Price finally goes into labor while Nik’s off at work. Ghost is the one who calls the ambulance. The EMT is a bit of prat and asks Price if he’s sure he’s in labor. The trauma Ghost inflicts on him without ever having to raise his voice becomes the stuff of hospital legend.

Nik arrives at the hospital while Price is between contractions and learns that his husband is just fine, but their kid’s godfather made an EMT wet himself.

Honestly, he should have expected that.

Their son is delivered safely and with few issues. He's a really chonky baby at 11 pounds, 8 ounces. Nik stops calling him little mouse and starts calling him Baby Bear.

His real name is Aleksandr or Alek for short. He ends up with Nik's nose and hair and Price's eyes. Gaz remarks that he'll probably grow out a beard when he gets older.

"The girls will be chasing him," Nik laughs. "Or the boys."

The first thing Price does when he's able to get out of bed and leave little Alek with Soap is light up a cigar on the porch. He's still going to smoke on occasion, but he makes sure he's not putting their son in danger.

This ended up being way more than a smackerel. No regrets, the fandom needs way more Nikprice Mpreg.

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Murder Drones Poem for Louisa Elliott Swan Song - A Free Verse Poem

You stood tall like an Obelisk always looming over me chastising me for my shortcomings What did he ever see in you?

When I was a tot, I looked up to you. The Red Queen at my pretend tea parties. Calling me your pretty little dear, It wasn't meant to last.

You treated beauty like chasing a sunset always giving chase but never catching it always gawking in the mirror always going to your appointments

Blonde, then red, onto platinum, and blonde again all while hiding your mouse brown roots and greys Hiding your cruel face with the foundation and blush It was never enough for you, was it?

You already couldn't stand me by the time I was 7 Pulling my knots and braiding with the force of a hawk Barking for me to hold still, telling me beauty was pain I thought that was the worst, no, a calm before the storm.

I turned 11, I wasn't thin enough was I? Taking away noon tea to fit your old clothes Hiding my falling and molted dove feathers in shame whilst you flaunted your fool's golden perm

I had greys by 12, which I hid to avoid your scolding. Turquoise and blue sharpies were my shield Keeping me from being pushed to look like you And yet you still put me down

Oh mother, that swan feather in your hat Was it to show to the world you were beautiful? Or was it to convince yourself you were? Since your wicked heart was hideous.

Were you jealous my drones were there for me? Were you jealous I wanted to be my own girl? Were you so jealous you pulled Father away from me? Were you jealous I was young and you weren't anymore?

Your vanity turned to power hunger. Taking it out on my drones and I. Locking me away like Rapunzel in her tower To keep up your illusion of perfection.

You enjoyed your power trip, I remember that, bruising my wrists from the chains and your grip. Only then after scolding me for the marks And making me hide them with gloves or concealer

Loved, something you insisted you were, yet I saw you push Father's advances away I saw how you treated the drones and I. There was not an ounce of love I could see.

That night of the gala, you wanted to will me away To Frumplebucket's son, so you could reap in the spoils No more little Tessa to make your greys worse. And yet you perished, we all did, from an act of your cruelty

And now, I'm living a new life, free from you. brought back by the maid drone you envied the one who took away your role of caregiver to me the jay bird who stole my heart.

When I think back, to all my memories Even with the cruel voices in my mind, Singing that I have fallen to being vain like you I do not fall prey to their words.

I am proud of who I have become now, I am proud to say I am not like you, Your vile heart wicked cloaked by your beauty fleeting Beauty that was merely in the end, just a swan song.

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day 23 adult cartoon

i dont want to draw like a mainstream adult cartoon like family guy so chose 12 ounce mouse and saw the opretunity to msake it into a sprite

[m4r5c0r3]

[aaazzie]

[ID: a bust-up digital drawing of Mouse Fitzgerald from 12 ounce mouse as a furry. End ID]

watched an episode of 12 oz mouse w my parents today. They fucking hated it. i love it so much im obsessed

[loiswasadevil]

obscure adult swim reccomednation: 12 ounce mouse. watch it past the first episode it is insane and so badly made and i fucking love it. god bless if youve already seen it lois but i imagine you would really like it . im pretty sure its free on you tuuube ♡ ♡

I've seen it

[brucefromfamilyguy]

When I have a shelf for all my South Park DVDs and I have a cabinet and I have a bookshelf or a DVD shelf when I have a shelf to put all of my South Park DVD box sets on and when I buy my 12 ounce mouse box at two DVD box set pirated box set from eBay, and when I put them all on my shelf, and when I have my shelf of all my DVDs, my South Park DVDs and my home movies, DVDs, and my wonder Showzen DVD and my drawn together DVDs and my Metalocalypse, DVD and my oblong DVD and my Tom goes to the mayor dvd , which I don't have yet and I have the Shrek collection too, and I put them on my shelf and I put them on my shelf where I can see them and I put them on my shelf and they're not in piles they're on my shelf and when I have all my DVDs on my shelf you'll be sorry

[mercseven7]

im deadass serious when i say i dont watch tv shows alot

WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWS LUCY THE DAUGHTER OF THE DEVIL AND 12 OUNCE MOUSE EXISTS

i think. i chose the right friend

[emblemxeno]

I think the people who try to defend Edelgard don't even understand how the narrative portrays it. To HER view, the genocide was necessary because she view Rhea as a rat. You know rat ? we want to kill them and we have to in order to protect others, our home. Why am I making this analogy ? Because that's how an author portrayed the Shoah in the comic Mauss, with the nazi as cat and the jewish as mouse. That doesn't make Edelgard good look at all

Can't believe we have come to a point where we compare the suffering of people who have been really victim of those horrible stuff to a PEGI 12 year old game vulgarizing this for the sake of story telling without even trying, like what is wrong with those Edelstans ?

Combining these!

Yep. It's the overt attempt to project real world philosophy onto this fantasy game (not helped by the game's attempt at serious aesops, but still).

Like, if we're gonna go by method by making the Church of Seiros out to be religious fanaticist faction akin to the darker branches of the Catholic church, then by that logic the other side should be able to play the same game by drudging up the copious amounts of dialogue that with very intolerant, racist, xenophobic, and anti-semitic undertones.

I myself generally don't like doing that because as anon 2 says, it's a video game with dragons and shit, but far too many people try to utilize 3H as a mouthpiece for commentary on IRL issues and it's sooooo fucking annoying and also insanely disrespectful cuz it's obviously done with intent to solidify their own biases in the video game and nothing else. Cuz if you actually gave a shit about real world problems beyond social media points, you'd have the brain power to know that maybe you shouldn't bring up a video game as an axis of your message.

But some people are immature and deliberately lacking in social grace. If I were a better person, I'd walk away, but meh. When people pull reality into discussion about anime bullshit in an attempt to discredit my opinions or feelings about certain things, at this point in my life I'm not the type to take the high road; when people go that low, I go to hell. Not one ounce of respect from my African American ass from that point forward towards people like that, no siree.