#100talberts mia

[100talberts]

((University was incredibly long, so I’m just going to do a summary of the biggest things that happened below the cut, with a few pics for ~flavor~.

Eve’s first roommate was Mia, a non-religious girl. They disliked each other at first, but after Mia followed Eve to the library Eve decided that Convert Mia To Jesus was her new goal. Mia slowly took to it and the girls became good friends by the end of the first term. Mia slid back towards her secular ways after she stopped living in the dorm, but Eve continues to hang out with her and push her back towards God.

Glenn spent most of his free time begging Nicola to dump Frank. Nicola admits she would rather be dating Glenn, but refuses to do anything about it because her father wouldn’t like it.

Daniel’s roommate in the second term, Coleman Duncan, had the EmoLoner archetype and Daniel bonded with him over crying and praying to Jesus to remove the Devil’s Sadness from their hearts.

This happened a lot. I usually ignored it, but sometimes I made a remark about Quaffle being in the room. Sometimes.

One of the girls, Yuna, became friends with Daniel and Eve.

Near the end of the second term, Glenn learns that Frank has the audacity to plan a proposal the day after end of term. Glenn leaves after completing the term to cockblock that shit.

That’s the story, but in reality Glenn was somehow a term ahead of Daniel and Eve and I needed an excuse for why he wasn’t present in the third term.

Anyways, Glenn rushes to Windenburg to steal Frank’s girlfriend.

He actually does. It’s not a big twist, because we already know that Nicola is an asshole that wants to bone Glenn. The two move to StrangerVille, because the entire ordeal put them on horrible terms with the Templeton family + Daniel and Eve.

Back in University, the third term starts. Yuna is Eve’s roommate now, and Eve takes the opportunity to “help” Yuna with her “weight problem”.

I was pretty tired of Uni by the third term, so I pretty much sped through until graduation. They all graduated with As and the twins got graduation pictures for their troubles.

This may not seem like a lot, but there was a bunch of shit I skipped over (Cordell visiting almost every evening, Glenn raging over a radio, a roommate leaving a note about Eve that gets blown out of proportion, “back in the dorms, Glenn’s suspicion that Rangi is a dick is proven correct”, a roommate flirting with Daniel, “bros before hoes in the eyes of Jesus”, a streaker, etc).

I’m not sure how much of this will be referenced again, but it happened so I want to put it on the blog.