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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*
Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.
*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*
Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#Ludovica#vertopus#Vaschete lore#I may still tweak the markings this isn't 100% guaranteed final design#might make her colors a bit more reddish perhaps#but you know this is the general vibe#she was originally inspired by brittany spaniels and one of my old unused characters#to be fair the whole thing was built around the idea that she should have strong eyebrows and green theme color#again jury is still out on the renaissance hairstyle/head piece I'll try to come up with something#still trying to get a good grasp of the girlfriend too#she's most likely her lady-in-waiting or other court companion#essentially a woman of high social class whose job is to accompany a noblewoman and assist her on her daily activities#a best friend more or less#conch snail hours#she will kick anyone's ass. she will kick your ass. she will kick your dog's ass. she will kick her own ass.
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hey has anyone noticed the dave/davesprite parallels in their dynamic? no? just me? okay.
2nd image is a panel edit so credit to hussie for the original artwork
#the just me is 100% a lie#this is a baby born btwn me and my partner#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#homestuck#homestuck au#panel edit#the inherent depersonalization of being reduced to an npc#whose job it is to guarantee the success of another version of yourself#and losing the right to your own name
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the family abolition leaving my body as soon as my parents secured two potential jobs for me because i want to quit my current one
#yeah well. my dad have been getting in touch with his friends from prison and some of them turned their life around#or have kids who are successful#and my mom meanwhile got in touch with the extended family#so they got info of some job postings#i have two jobs rn#one pays below minimum wage and is manual labor but the schedule is lighter#the other is an entry level position to a bank as a teller so i might have to take off my piercings and stopped presenting butch#but it pays well!#but im not 100% guaranteed to get both of these jobs#its just my parents putting a word to have me considered more than other ppl#honestly it feels like such a relief because i've been entering every single job i have the hard way#posts about my life
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i recognize that my mother is upset that im alone in a city across the country from her and it's manifesting as anxiety about my career, but it's truly indescribable to hear her say "you've been at your job for 8 months now and im worried you're stagnating" without a hint of irony
#i can't even be mad that's hilarious#when i was like 'hey i like the research im doing i don't wanna switch to an analytics job'#she was like 'well in your field you need a phd if you really wanna get anywhere'#which is an ASTOUNDING assertion given that#i am 100% the ONLY biostatistician she has ever known#i guarantee she did not know what biostatistics was until i applied for my masters program#min says stuff
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#Welp#looks like the car is most likely gonna be totaled. I only had 500 dollars left to pay on it too.#im just....really feeling done with everything#i mean i wont do anything about it#but everything since 2020 has gone wrong#i have no degree#a ridiculously low paying job for my age#i made a total fool of myself for someone who in the end was 100 ready to throw me away#and now the one adult thing i managed to do getting a car is gone#and i didnt even do anything wrong#i even went that way home to try and avoid getting in an accident#what's...the point in trying any more?#im gonna have to move back in with my mom at 30 and i dont know if I have the energy to get back out again#thats what im really terrified of#i mean its not a horrible situation but#im not at all where or who i thought id be by now#and i dont know how to get there#or if theres even a point trying#cuz there's no guarantee anything will even work out#ill probably delete this later im just really sad and have no way to fix it#i'm sorry for whining i just cant yell at the old man who hit me (i mean i could but that wouldnt actually fix anything)#so im bawling at Tumblr#edit: talked to my dad and feeling a bit better now
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IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#IT HAS ARRIVED#i just finished reviewing benefits and wowowow the parental leave stuff isn’t perfect but it’s WAY WAY better than my current or prev job#basically 6 months guaranteed & most of it is paid just not paid at 100% of your salary#but enough that I should be fine#everything else looks good too I’m just trying to negotiate conference funding + getting my annual parking pass covered lol#and then my dad wants to look at everything too#but I should be able to accept by the end of the day if all goes well!!!!!!!#and then I can give notice tomorrow I think!!!!
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#if i don't get this out of my system i may explode lmao#but man the fact that im not a uni student anymore is getting more and more real with each passing day n the fact that i have to start#searching for a job is getting more and more real each day and it's giving such huge amount of anxiety bcs im scared abt what's to come#i'm terrified of getting a job i hate. i'm terrified of losing my life in something that drains me. i'm terrified of getting stuch where#i am. of seeing my life pass and not accomplishing what i want. of everything i've dreamed of stays as that. a dream.#i'm terrified of being stuck in this country. in this city. bcs all i wanna do is leave but i dont have the means to do it!!!!!!#i dont have the money. my mom doesn't have the money and im scared. terrified of dedicating my life to working for it to be all pointless#i wanna travel n i wanna leave n i wanna land a job that i like!!!!!!!!!!!!#i don't think i'm fit for capitalism bcs routine bores me. bcs i don't want to lose my life in a job i hate#but then again i don't rlly have a dream job. i have smth i want to do but it doesn't rlly allign with my degree#and i'm scared!!!! of not being able to accomplish it!!!!!!!!! i'm so terrified of never doing what i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i'm terrified of staying here bcs it's easier and less scary. i don't want to live a life of it is what it is!!!!!!!!#but everything at this point overwhelms me and idk where to start!!!!!!! idk what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i feel so silly by#asking other ppl bcs they don't have the answer n i hate it. bcs i need an answer i need to know im gonna be okay#life is unexpected n that alone makes me dread it. bcs i don't have full control of what's to come#sure i can do things to get me where i want to be but it's not 100% guaranteed it will happen the way i want it to#like. i dropped out of a major i thought i wanted n loved. i got a degree in smth that isn#isn't rlly a passion of mine#i dread the unexpected. i dread not having full control. i dread not knowing stuff#i dread things going out of plan n sure i do have a life plan#but i'm terrified of it just being a life plan#peace n love on planet earth#jo.txt
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#looking at jobs on indeed and co reviews and reminding myself to be happy i love the place i work for so much even if im not paid enough#and its not like im paid BADLY its just...NOT ENOUGH and theres no guarantee another place would pay me what im thinking so!!#i just gotta...push em more cause they told me i'd get a raise like 3 months ago and nothin yet and im frustrated as hell#but also respect them enough to talk it out with them and figure out whats going on instead of just running off#and the way other companies are run is succccccch shit im so happy where im at now just...#you're never gonna be 100% happy its literally just the pay im happy with everything else!! SOCIETY says i HAVE TO HAVE A JOB SO-#personal thingys
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yet again I am whimpering and sobbing at hyatt to give me a job at the big fancy hotel. this is like my 7th application to a job at this one hotel specifically. i should really get the job from sheer dedication to applying over and over again for 7 months alone
#I can not explain it I just really want to work. at the big fancy hotel. please#LET ME BE BANQUET STAFF I AM BEGGING. NO ONE WANTS IT MORE THAN ME .#quite literally. i can basically guarantee at this point there is no one more dedicated to applying to this specific hyatt than me#and I’m wondering if someone over there keeps getting applications from me and sighing like oh god this guy again#I’m gonna go in there with a resume some time this week but I’m not exactly sure where to put that resume or who to talk to#maybe I should call or something first#i hate calling people but. if I must………….#I’m not good at any of this shit man#also I need some nice business clothes for this kinda thing but alas I have no fucking money#because. I don’t have. a job#I hate this#kibumblabs#who the hell do I have to sell my soul to at hyatt for them to hire me why is this so hard#the pay’s really good too for a part time entry level job hggshhhh pleaseee I need money so I can move OUT OF HERE#the fact that I don’t really have business clothes aside. what I DO have will probably fucking SUCK in 100 degree weather fbshcbsjdjs#can you tell I’m possibly hypomanic and can not fucking sleep . it’s 5am and I need to fucking stop with this shit but gahgagshdhdhh
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i was half-seriously looking into jobs at tumblr, because i need to see how this jalopy operates. i looked at engineer salaries on glassdoor and. h-hello? he-fucking-llo?????????!!!?!?
[^ screenshots from the linked page, showing some of tumblr’s engineer salaries. the average total pay ranges from $106k to $350k, and the total ranges go from $122k to $443k.]
#note: these are unverified and there are no dates attached#and the total pay includes bonuses and stock.#but still.#that’s so much.#if this is a joke‚ it’s a joke with a lot of effort and no payoff.#the job situation at tumblr is also…. strange.#you have to apply to automattic‚ not tumblr itself.#which i guess means there isn’t a guarantee the applicant will be eorking for one specific website.#when you get hired‚ you have to do customer support for wordpress for two weeks. and then for a week every year after that.#(automattic’s engineer salaries are in the 100-200k range. which is a lot but not THAT ridiculous.)#txt
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ahhh i might have a job soon after i get additional certification this is so scary 😖
#im a sheltered and scared person 😖 ive never really worked before 😖 aside from clinicals and that one day 😖#i have worked one day in my life 😖 i am not prepared for this what if i mess up like super bad 😖#i probably shouldnt be so worried 😭 its not even like guaranteed its highly likely that i will get the job but its not 100% guaranteed 😖#im doing grownup things and its so scary 😖 literally quarantine messed me up so much i feel like im 17 still 😭
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kinda annoying how i have some friends who have ghosted me for months now bugging me for legal advice since i passed the bar
#idk half of me is like. they’re ur friends help them u would want their help if it was u#and the other half is like?? kinda stings u only want to talk now bc i have a very expensive service i can give u for free#and it’s even more stupid bc it’s stuff that like. i can’t even help with#like no paige i cannot help refund ur parking garage ticket ????#even if i didn’t charge her my hourly rate of $295 just filing a case is $50-$100 and i guarantee u the ticket is less than that#paige i still have ur xmas gift in my car bc i’ve been trying to see u since LAST YEAR and u never answer or flake#whatever .#delete later#my tumblr is my diary since i’m on lockdown on twt bc of my new job
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in a fit of job-related frustration i briefly went job hunting and while the prospects were bleak enough that i abandoned the exercise pretty quickly, i actually found two library jobs that were so suspiciously perfect for what i want in a job i was kind of like ??? what the fuck. i yearned for a library job back when i was first seriously job hunting in the us in 2020 but i couldnt find anything full time or with decent enough pay. and now TWO (2) jobs that a) are higher level but DON'T require a master's degree, which is shocking enough in itself b) both exceed my current pay rate (????) and c) actually are in my wheelhouse and are jobs i could do well, show up on my radar in the exact week i'm looking at jobs? suspicious!
i applied to both of them mostly just for kicks. i kind of forgot about it last week due to my grad school haze but i just remembered to double check the apps and for the one that closed to applications last weekend i've been moved up to reviewing training/experience... which seems like a good sign???? genuinely don't know what i'd do if i actually get asked to interview but that'd be so funny omfg
#liveblogging life#me: i'll quit my job if they force us to come back in five days a week#me: applies to a job that's 100 percent on site#the DIFFERENCE is with this job it actually NEEDS to be on site which immediately makes me less resentful about it lmao#also it's a LIBRARY. which immediately makes me WANT to be on site lol#i dont know that i'll get an interview offer but i do actually fit the qualifications to a t so maybe????#i'm also kind of leery about even the potential possibility of a new job since i want to take a long vacation next may#and like. if my hopes for grad school pan out i may be moving out of mn next fall?????#but that's assuming they'll pan out which like lol there's NO guarantee of that whatsoever#and if they dont i'll be staying in mn obvs so....#idk. i looked at other jobs but tbh none of them match my pay while having something i'd want to do#and i want to stay with my employer i just want to switch to a different dept or s/t#and really ideally i'd like to NOT work with doctors... so ideally i want like a grant related position or s/t#where i'd be reviewing things or writing things and not doing calendar micromanagement#but i'm having trouble finding jobs that offer that and are still at a comparable pay#and tbh if i move i'd ideally like a HIGHER pay.#[deep sigh]#anyway i feel like i'm waiting for so many things next week#my grad lors to get back to me and potentially job responses.... this is so stressful
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#tag talk#said out loud “I've felt drunk for the past week” and suddenly realized no you idiot that's dissociation#anyway. I've been floating on clouds for a while and I'm absolutely not complaining it feels nice#restarting my meds is maybe what's doing it.#going off and then back on my meds has just been a wild ride all around#oh well. I gotta stay quirky and weird somehow right?#I've been thinking a lot about my breakup and how it wasn't even because of anything except that I got bored of him#and even playing aoe with him is getting boring cause his skill level is way behind me#the only person who moves the same speed as me is my brother. so I'm gonna go with him wherever he goes#I do like him a lot. but also there's the knowledge that if I don't stick with him I'll be way more lonely#moving out with someone else would guarantee that I'm leaving the only person in life who actually gets me#and I would be depriving him of the only other person who even kind of gets him (I won't say I get him fully cause that's a lil arrogant)#idk. I don't dislike it. but I'm trapped nonetheless. my course in life is laid out for me because I have no one else.#I love him but I wish I had more than one person who I could stand being around longer than a few months#idk. I do feel more conscious right now. more aware. I'm glad I have him.#I just wish I wasn't so fundamentally incompatible with every other person except him.#we're damaged in very similar ways and so we match. even the rest of my siblings don't click with me the same way#I guess I'm lucky to have him. if I didn't I would be 100% dead right now#which... certainly would be the easier simpler option#but oh well. I'm cursed to live on this earth until he eventually offs himself#we have a pact that we're gonna talk about the suicide beforehand to turn it into a murder mystery or something#he said he wants my skull if I go first. which honestly would be cool as hell. I'd be happy with my skull sitting on his bookshelf#he wants to travel and he's lined up to have a good job to let him do that. so I think I'll end up coming along#idk. we're together for life because both of us are so incapable of making other meaningful friendships#even his closest friends bother him constantly and he struggles to connect with them#so we vibe in that regard.#sorry if this is depressing as hell. it's just.. idk. we both are likely and certain that we won't die of natural causes#but life keeps getting better. I've got plans to go back to nursing next year and I'm medicated so I should be able to make it through#I've had my current job for over a year which is a personal record for me so I'm kinda stoked about that#I'm getting bored of it but so it won't last forever but nursing should get me something new to work on
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"I wish keiko were more... like a man" okay chief o'BrIen 😉
#star trek ds9#jokes aside though if this man complains about his wife one more time.... get a divorce! stop dragging keiko down!! get a bf & a dog!#when he's not being alien racist or a bad husband he's great. in fact we are brothers in arms of finding julian super annoying ❤#but omg i was so mad during the earlier episode when keiko had only been gone a month on her botanist trip & he was whining like a brat#dude the first time i respected you as a husband was when you encouraged her to pursue this job! dont immediately throw it away!#'i'll come visit you on bajor' 100% never did that & just complained she didnt visit HIM enough i guaranTEE#they obviously care for each other & have a child together so they are perfect for a wholesome healthy divorce storyline!#but im pretty sure that was basically illegal in the 90s (even in the star trek superfuture) 😑#dani talks about tv
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