#100 kisses

[fieriframes]

[I got bit by the bug of love. It laid an egg inside my heart. I went to the doctor to see him. He said my stomach was full of love eggs! The doctor prescribed me 100 kisses. After that, he said the eggs would hatch. So he kissed my stomach 200 times. And then the eggs did their hatching dance! Now my stomach is full of bugs. And my heart is full of love. This is an accurate metaphor. For how all people fall in love. Love eggs, love eggs, coursing through my veins. Love eggs, love eggs, they're eating up my brain. Love eggs, love eggs, I can't get enough. Love eggs, love eggs, they're hatching in my gut.]

[thatrebeldream]

[wizardhobo]

He looks very kissable on Equalizer 💜

[buginateacup]

Hello Darlin! I wanted to request a drabble for the 100kisses. I love the kitchen counter make-out idea >:3

I'm curious to see what you can do for MegaRox 💖✨👀

31. kitchen counter make-outs

"I thought-" Megamind's train of thought was rapidly derailing, "-I was meant to be kidnapping you."

Roxanne laughed against his lips, sliding her arms around his neck, "Feeling-" she kissed him, "-very-" again, "-kidnapped-" and again "-right now."

"Aha excellent," His fingers stroked over her hips, trapping themselves in the back pockets of her jeans to pull her closer, "I would hate for you to consider this a subpar evil deed."

"Uh-huh." Roxanne's hands slid up to cradle his face, her tongue teasing at the sharp edge of his teeth, "Sure you would."

Pinned to her kitchen bench Megamind tried for a witty and intelligent retort but her mouth found a rather sensitive spot right at the edge of his jaw and what came out instead was a garbled noise of yesgoodmoreplease as coffee went cold on the bench beside them.

[prolestariwrites]

Fandom: Boku No Hero Academia Rating: T Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki/Uraraka Ochako Tags: Romance, Fluff, Oneshot, High School

The first time they kissed, it was a mistake. But then each kiss after that brings a change to Bakugou and Uraraka that they never expected.

[camilleflyingrotten]

Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀

David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley

[cosmicisbored]

[i-mode]

was rewatching s2 recently

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Picture this: Dragons using their caves to age cheese. Dragon Cheesemakers!!

The dragon coiled his enormous body, completely blocking the entrance of the tunnel that lead to the caves.

“No,” he snarled, smoke pluming from his nose.

The cheesemonger pinched the bridge of her own nose. “Look, I explained this to you at the start,” she tried once more. “I make cheese.”

“Yes,” the agreed, nodding his scaly head.

“Then I bring the cheese here.”

“Yes.”

“Then you store all the cheese in your cave, keeping it at the perfect temperature and humidity.”

“Yes.” He sounded particularly proud of this part.

“And then when the cheese has ripened,” she concluded. “I come to pick the cheese up again.”

A thunderous scowl clouded his maw. “No.”

“But that’s how it works!” she cried in exasperation. “I make the cheese, you store the cheese, I sell the cheese, I make more cheese!” She peered up at him. “You do realise I cannot bring you new cheese until I have sold this cheese.”

The dragon considered this for a moment. “Ah, but what if—” he began. “What if you go and make more cheese. And bring me the cheese. And I put it in my cave, with the rest of the hoard. And then I keep it there forever.”

“No,” she said flatly.

It was remarkable how much a dragon could look like it had just swallowed a lemon.

“You can’t keep cheese forever,” she insisted. “It will spoil and go bad!”

“You said it would get better and better!” the dragon roared indignantly. “And I take good care of them! With the air flow and the humidity and the temperature!”

“And that is great,” she said, trying to smile through her frustration. “But when a cheese is ripe, it’s ripe! Then you should not be kept anymore, it should be eaten.”

The dragon scraped it’s formidable claws against the stony ground and sulked.

“Look…” The cheese mongering business did not tend to require a lot of sweet-talking, but she was making an effort. “I’m sure the cheeses that aged in your cave are the best cheeses people have ever tasted. When they find out how delicious they are they will want us to make loads more. Maybe several caves’ worth!”

The reptilian eyes stared at her with disgruntled, reluctant interest. “Several caves?”

“If we’re lucky! And I could make so much cheese that I could bring you new cheese as soon as I pick up the aged cheese. Your cave would never even be empty!”

This seemed to strike a chord. The dragon lifted his head a little.

“And that would really be much better for the rest of your hoard,” she continued with fresh inspiration. “Because if you leave cheese too long, it might go bad and spoil the cheeses next to it too!”

A nervous ripple went through the beast’s scaly body, but he clearly was not convinced just yet. “But what sort of a hoard is it if I have to give it away,” he complained.

“Well! Cheese is not just any old hoard! It’s a developing creation! And you will have a hoard that is constantly developing too. Constantly changing, but, if we do this right, never shrinking.”

The dragon looked at her solemnly, wavering with uncertainty. Perhaps she shouldn’t hold it against the poor thing, it must be a difficult concept to wrap his head around.

“And I will tell you what,” she said encouragingly. “If business is good, I can start investing in some really good crumbly cheeses. You can keep those in your cave for five whole years!”

“That is quite a long time for humans, is it not?” he said, sounding a little more cheerful.

“Very long. Especially when it comes to cheese. Cheeses that have been aged that long are very expensive.”

In retrospect, she should perhaps have led with that. Gourmand or not, a dragon was still a dragon after all. A glittering, toothy grin appeared on her recalcitrant business partner’s shout and he moved just enough for her to move past him into the mountain.

“Tell me more about this expensive cheese that crumbles.”

She hid a smirk. “If you help me carry some of the current ones out, it would be my pleasure.”

[bluebeesknees]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!

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[metukika]

he was feeling brave

[wizardhobo]

He looks very kissable on Equalizer 💜

[jashonja]

That's how the meeting with Gale's ex was supposed to go... Had this idea for a while but this post by @naughtybg3confessions finally made me do it

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Sokka, trying to be more friendly to Zuko after becoming Aang’s firebending teacher: relax, guy, I like gay men

Zuko, sweating profusely: that’s nice but…I’m not gay

Sokka, who has been daydreaming about kissing him, KNOWING his fantasies were based off of some fact: [squinting] I don’t believe that