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I chopped all my hair off and now I’m 100x more aerodynamic and can probably do spin-kicks and shit
#I wish I didn’t look like an ugly angry potato when I’m really just a silly lil guy 😔#I’m sorry I cut off all my long hair but you’ve gotta understand that it’s been 100° here and I sweat so easily and it was so dang heavy#it’s too hot out#the hair stylist was really nice but she was trying to talk to me about metal music and I don’t follow any modern metal bands#she was a lot younger than me and talking about some band that’s supposed to be really influential and like…#I’m sorry I have literally never heard of them but I’m always happy to hear about bands positively impacting fans#anyway the band is apparently playing in Little Rock tomorrow so… that’s cool for them 👍#I haven’t been into metalcore since high school#I sound like a hater but I’m not. it just made me feel like an old man#but then again there are so many bands out there. I’m just not into that scene anymore so I don’t know any of them 🤷🏻♂️#I’m lame#I’m also full of noodles with a cat in my lap so I guess everything is going well at the moment#oh yeah and I had therapy today and that was… depressing. but in a good therapy way.#anyway I love you#100 big kisses for you#you can ignore this#me#selfie#gross boy
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#evidence of life#:3<3#໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝/ \⸝꒱ྀིა …nun era over………….hi guys i fell in love yes me i know right yes this oleta : )#probably will [ACTUALLY] be active yk i had to secure the bag and try to make sure the family will love me despite : D#anyways have a good summer yall !#wowwwwwwwww people who have been here since day one know how touch repulsed i was and how i took years to even be okay with kissing irl lol#deadass thought i’d just be kissing girls this summer but right now i’m in bed with a man and our biological son 🐈⬛ <3#life comes at you fast#100#btw this is my edit like the original didn’t look like this this is the doomer gf version#1k#edit: omggg if you don’t know me the ‘just kissing girls’ might read wrong im just primarily attracted to women and i assumed my big step#into intimacy would be kissing [girls] aka not literally falling in love with some guy who is currently wrapped around me and snoring <33
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arthur has always been suspicious of the tavern excuse for merlin’s absences, but he has no proof on the contrary and when confronted merlin either tells him outlandish tales of near death experiences that have no chance of being remotely truthful or he admits to and apologizes for slacking on his duties to get drunk. one day, he decides enough is enough and he and all the knights go to the tavern with merlin and arthur casually brings up merlin’s history in the tavern and says he could probably beat gwaine in a drinking contest. merlin tries to divert the discussion away from the idea but arthur is determined. they receive a round of drinks and arthur pushes a pint of ale into merlin’s hands with a look of challenge. merlin’s options are to either commit to the lie to hide his secret or admit to the lie and risk exposing his magic. he takes the former. merlin gives lancelot a Look and then slams back the pint of ale with a minor bit of gagging and pauses to breath. gwaine already finished his pint thirty seconds ago but its entertaining to watch merlin so he doesn’t say anything.
merlin (built like a twig, rarely drinks, lightweight) is proper sloshed. arthur is almost vindicated but he needs merlin to admit it. he orders two more pints and gives one to gwaine and the second to merlin, instigating the competition further despite the fact that gwaine won already. merlin grimaces and tries to do the same thing again but only gets a few gulps in before he folds. he slams the mug down and gives arthur a kicked puppy look before admitting and apologizing for lying. arthur is Vindicated. merlin is still wasted.
the nights wears on and merlin feels the effect of the ale more and more every minute that passes. he sits between arthur and lancelot and feels almost unbearably warm but that could be bc of the alcohol in his system, or the crowded tavern. merlin looks around and watches the people that pass their table by while the knights talk and joke and laugh amongst themselves. merlin feels relaxed and excitable now, his worries seem to have melted away and he cant seem to remember why he was always so stressed and worn down before. he sees a game of [insert game here] (i was gonna say darts but google says that game hasn’t been invented in canon time so ill leave it up to interpretation) going on and climbs over lancelot to join in.
the knights watch with amusement and anticipate merlin’s clumsy attempts at [whatever]. oddly enough tho, merlin is a fucking god at [game]. a small crowd gathers and betting pools form and then challengers approach and put money on the line to go against merlin and merlin absolutely demolishes them all. honestly if arthur didn’t know any better, he’d think merlin was using magic to win bc there was no way his bumbling fool of a servant was that good at…anything.
the challengers take their defeat with honor and grace. the audience is a huge fan of merlin and they keep buying him drinks but he just sends them to the table for the other’s to drink. many people come up to him and flirt, maybe motivated by all the money he won that night or maybe just bc he’s merlin, and when merlin responds to them he’s………..he’s a real good fucking flirt? like could put gwaine to shame and he’s rejecting them???? how can someone come across so flirtatiously while turning down offers to take various beautiful people to bed??
arthur was already itching to intervene when people were flirting with merlin but he seemed to have a handle on it so he let it slide, but then people started touching merlin and arthur’s hand had drifted to his hip where his sword was usually sheathed. however, again, merlin was very skilled at escaping the situations with little to no conflict and he came back to the table with his winnings. the knights cheer for him and order more drinks with his money which merlin is too inebriated to notice and truthfully doesn’t really care about. his eyes are on arthur and if arthur thought watching merlin flirt from afar was bad then having him up close in his personal space, hands brushing against his arms and dark eyelashes fluttering softly against his pale skin, breathing his name into the space between them and licking his full pink lips was absolute torture and the worst and best agony he couldn’t even dream up.
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#lancelot#gwaine#drunk!merlin#the tavern excuse was bound to fall apart one day#since merlin is usually a big people person and people absolutely adore him while sober#i thought i’d dial that up to 100 while drunk#same for people falling for him. you thought he was drop dead gorgeous while sober? look at him drunk.#maybe its magic. maybe its maybelline.#i had to put merthur in its just who i am atp#when merlin and arthur are about to kiss - as tempting as it is to let them at it - lancelot intervenes#the look merlin gave him was a request for lancelot to prevent merlin from doing anything stupid#and hes pretty sure sober!merlin would consider this as something stupid#so he drags him back to the castle and he and giaus force him into his bed and lock him up like a princess#i just found this in my drafts from like months ago#why did i never post this??? LMAO
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Arcana got that weirdo masochist twink I'm obsessed with him
do you mean this twink?
he'd look so good with a pussy man, the fattest thing in this universe of his. he probably either trims it or let's it run wild, its the same color as his hair n its curly. he probably gets so flustered whenever you go down on him but you can bet he's still spreading his legs open
#mr. o'whora's inbox !#ive played the game b4#but that was years ago and im replaying it again#idk how to tell you guys but he's a sub#100%#actually theyre all subs but hes a big sub#gives him a gentle kiss on the head#hes such an idiot
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OKEY so the trailer happened. Use me as the "Get Little Nas X/ Janelle Monae to voice Jazz in the sequel"
#is never to early to start the petition#clowning starts early for jazz#always all the time#and for those who only recognize my post when I am talking about Jazz#{kisses you platonically]#I am back#transformers one#transformers#jazz#tf jazz#tf one#tf one trailer#tf one jazz#to be 100 fr? would rather an actual voice actor#BUTTTT if we are going big names?#Little nas X#orrrrr#janelle monae#3RD but not list is#lakeith stanfield#he has actually done voice acting but I think his tone is a bit too rough for Jazz? though I know he could still do it#ANYWAYS#add Jazz#I need jazz#transformers jazz#jazz transformers#maccadam#macadams
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Karlach and Sera are the "they put us in different universes because they knew we would be unstoppable as best friends" kinda characters, methinks
#listening to Sam talking about Karlach being the working class kid unlike some tories#just brings up some thoughts#listen - helping little people? check#class solidarity - check#would Karlach like pranks and chaos - I bet she would#definitely would agree that people need to lighten the fuck up#Sera can also be on fire via the tempest potions so that battlefield would be crazy#tieflings are not qunari but a big buff woman with horns is a big buff woman with horns you dig#(so they might also kiss about it if both aren't taken)#also they would have damn competitions over who swears more#(we all know Sera would say 'fuck' much more often if DAI allowed her to)#they would 100% come up with the same 'what if I throw you' - 'NO how about I sit on your shoulders instead' strategy#like Sera and Bull do#also Sera hears about Gortash ONE time and that man turns into a fucking hedgehog with arrows for needles#consequently anyone who's nasty towards her gets yeeted into the sun#there's probably something to be said for tieflings also being a looked-down-upon race but I don't think they're#comparable to DA elves in any way enough to draw any parallels there#I'm definitely not qualified either way#ah right they're both kinda convinced they're broken and unloveable so that's. a fun common ground we (they) do not talk about#also tbh I think they could both stand each other's tempers pretty well#anyway idk that's my vision
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omg so. my friend trio planned to watch fellowship of the ring tomorrow. one of them just told us he cant make it anyway but that we could go ahead. the other guy is the guy i sort of like. so we're gonna watch a fucking 3 hour movie together at my place. help
#you know what happened the last time i watched that movie alone with a guy i liked??????#tmi but. we ended up kissing and ~doing it~ on my couch with the end credits in the background#this is 100% not gonna happen this time i promise#but i might test the waters a bit👀#nothing big just like... resting my head on his shoulder or something#stina.txt
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gargle the outsider's nuts for luck
#shitpost#dishonored#gently probe the black-eyed bastard's taint for 100 coin#every time i hear the “kiss the outsider's balls for luck” line in dh2 it slays me#what else would you do for luck big guy
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At this point I’m scared to ask for anything or to try to make some sorta event as a good excuse to do so but if anyone ever wondered what kinda request I’d make it’d probably just be Kysterion kissing...,,, cuz if I actually knew how to draw... you’d think all they did was kiss in dim back alleys. It’s just how Mysterion communicates best.
#rimble ramble#oH AND... shorter Kyle ofc bc...y eah#you know what I mean???#i love them either way i wish I couLD DRAW#JUST...KISS. NEED KISS#maybe ill stop caring and just flat out write#a completely pointless fic that's 100% just romance and yearning and big kiss#I am that desperate. dont be fooled#k2#kysterion
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The couch theory. Bobby and Eddie's talk. I wasn't at my best at the time, needed to take a minute, she sat with me. The shared trauma of it all. Love being about stepping into someone else's mess and keeping them company in there; love being when you're at your worst and they're at their worst, you have every reason to give up and you still decide you wanna try again. And it's your mess now and you're the guy who likes to fix things and I'm the guy with the answers and I feel like she sees me and and and—Eddie not turning around when he sees Marisol, walking away instead. Buck on his couch, alone. Buck falling asleep on Eddie's couch, Christopher falling asleep there too, same scene, frame by frame. Every couple wearing blue and green throughout the season, getting darker as the relationship progresses. Y'all realise this all points to one thing only, right? You do realise that.
#i'm sorry but i've seen people panic over marisol and kameron and. do i have to remind you of everything that's happened this season?#how everything is so fucking loud that the general audience can see it too?#they're not gonna kiss in the next ep and there's not gonna be a big ass love confession but i'm SURE that Something is going to happen#and buddie as a romantic relationship will be heavily implied#perhaps left to the audience's interpretation because they weren't sure there would be another season. but still. heavily implied.#but it's 100% gonna happen in s7#don't panic. don't spiral. we already won.#buddie#911 spoilers#911 6x17#elena rants
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK A VAMPIRE'S BLOOD?
" now, why are you wondering about drinking vampire's blood, carissima? do you have a secret lover, or are you just curious? " warm brown darkens as lips curve into a teasing smirk. cyrillo's closer than before, and you swear you can feel heat emanating from him despite knowing vampires are cold to the touch. he leans away as soft laughter escapes him. " don't worry, i am only poking fun. there are many rumors surrounding my kind, so i understand you might have questions. "
" drinking a vampire's blood will do nothing to you but create a connection between you and the vampire you drank from. our blood is magical to some extent, after all. ah, you look confused -- by connection, i mean you'll feel what they feel, and they'll feel what you feel. it can be rather... intense, to say the least. " cyrillo grins. you wonder if he might be implying something.
but it can't turn you into a vampire?
the mage hums. " well, not right away. "
what do you mean by that?
" exactly what i said, carissima. " cyrillo's tone remains light, yet his gaze is heavier as you meet his eyes. " drinking a little here and there won't turn you into a vampire, but drink enough, and it's possible. ' enough ' is quite a lot, really, if you want to be sure the change will happen. as i said, our blood is magical, and if you want that magic to take, you need a lot of it before you die. "
before i die?
he smiles. it lacks its playful tilt from before. " we are undead, remember? corpses brought back to life, lost souls returned to their flesh. " a small pause. " despite my own experience, i understand why some choose this life, but i hope it is a choice that is never made lightly. "
#shakes cyrillo like a rag doll!!#i was 100% trying to write this like a conversation you might have with a companion character in a game bc i have a#big time hyperfixation ASDF#and isn't it just fun!! to learn lore through a lil convo!! i love writing it tbh!!#maybe i'll do a more textbook explanation but i mean that's the gist of what happens if you drink vampire blood :' )#anyway if you read these long blurbs i'm kissing you so sweetly thank you <3#OH BTW if y'all wanna use this as an open starter/interaction idea pls feel free to!#that wasn't my original intention with this but if it inspires you i encourage you to roll with it!#headcanons | dórverold
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woah !?
i dont even remember when i made this acc tbh.. i think it was like mid-march...
OK I JUST CHECKED. i started writing on this acc on april 1st!! if ur an og yk the whole reason i had to make this account and stop using my old one, but yada yada, that's not important rn.
ANYWAY, thank u guys sm!! i love all of you (esp my moots) !
ok now for the important part. one should i do for the 100 follower event... (send me inspo/suggestions for a kiss)
#100 followers#love u guys fr#shout out to my mutuals#most of u are actually my inspo for writing 🤭#big kisses for u all#and like i said#if u send suggestions for a 100 follower event you can also get a big kiss#beanxiv talks!#beanxiv
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this was supposed to be something else entirely. now it's my evil alter ego, Eden Reed. what a dick. wish i had his hair.
#this was supposed to be. two characters#kissing#only one of them was turning out ~okay~ so. i. i got frustrated. erased the other. took this dude's base. now here we are.#i'll try again tomorrow#the more i look at it the more it looks like my coworker Tiago holy shit#Tiago has sick ass hair i am so jealous of him#that dude's a big ass nerd! and so kind. gave me a brofist.#glad i met him. might get him into some silly DnD shenanigans since he expressed interest#i.. i actually really like this *looks down at hands* how did you..#not 100% convinced of this brush yet though#bug.wip
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❝𝐣𝐣𝐤 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 + 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 (𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨)❞
a/n: almost four hundred followers omg.. i love all you freaks mwah!! here is part two as promised. included some requests for characters. aged up! megumi and yuji of course. might do a part three maybeeee? afab body w/no gendered language as usual.
part one.
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. *. ⋆ TOJI FUSHIGURO
▸ panty stealing. he thinks of it as memorabilia. snatching your panties from the floor before you have the chance to put them back on- just something he keeps to remember you bye.
▸ daddy kink. we all saw this coming, right? you call him daddy once and it's all he needs to fuck you into the bed for the rest of the night.
▸ thigh riding. seeing you frotting against his large thigh, desperate to cum, pussy practically drooling for it... his favorite foreplay 100%.
▸ cum play. this man will cum anywhere and everywhere and he'll love it. let him cum on your face, your ass, your chest, your back, down your throat, etc etc.
▸ hatefucking. angry sex after an argument where he takes out all of the stress you caused him on your poor holes :(
▸ breeding. you can give him another baby, can't you? you can make him a daddy all over again, right? just let him cum inside of you as much as he wants, he'll make it happen, he swears.
▸ exhibitionism. you grind against him once on the bar floor and next thing you know he's dragging out to the empty alleyway and pressing you against the nearest wall.
▸ size difference. he's so large, so big, every single part of him practically overtaking you. and he gets off on that fact so fucking hard!!
. *. ⋆ NANAMI KENTO
▸ cockwarming. seating himself inside your warm pussy while he's stuck doing all kinds of boring paperwork. he'll fuck you, he swears, you just gotta sit pretty on his lap for a little bit, okay?
▸face fucking. he loves taking out all of his stress on you. gripping your hair as he uses your mouth mercilessly, bullying his cock down the back of your tight throat.
▸blindfolding. silk ribbons in a variety of colors that he matches to the underwear you're modeling for him. only the best for his lover <3
▸ thigh riding. there's no better way to put him in the mood than pathetically grinding yourself against his thigh, using his body selfishly for your own pleasure.
▸ hair pulling. y'all know that one scene... he pulls at your hair exactly like that. fingers going white with how tight he's tugging at you, manipulating your position until you're face to face with his scowl.
▸ spanking. makes you count for every slap and if you miscount, he's starting all over again. pay better attention to him next time, yeah?
▸ semi-public. yes, he will bend you right over his desk, no he doesn't care there's a meeting going on next door. or better yet, against the window of the fourth floor, overlooking the busy street below it.
▸ phone sex. it really isn't any problem that he's across the country on a mission. even just the sound of your whines over the phone is enough to get him off.
. *. ⋆ MEGUMI FUSHIGURO
▸ panty stealing. he would say he feels bad about it, but he doesn't. you looked so good in the lacey little things, he can't help but want to keep them for later. even has his own little drawer for them.
▸ masochism. the stinging pain of your nails running down his back is utterly euphoric. and don't get him started on how harshly you tug at his hair when he's eating you out- he can cum in his boxers just from that alone.
▸ breast play. massaging at the skin, feeling the plumpness under his fingertips. sucking at your nipples and leaving a trail of kisses down the valley of your breasts. he's obsessed.
▸ edging. leaving you just on the brink of release over and over again, until tears are streaming down your face. he'll let you cum eventually, you just look so pretty this worked up for him.
▸ marking. oh my goddd do not get megumi started on this. he doesn't know why it gets him so worked up- seeing you covered in the hickeys and bite marks that he's left on you- but it does.
▸ cunnilingus. eats you out like a man starved, like he'll never eat you out again. pulling him away from your poor pussy is next to impossible if he's not yet done with his meal.
▸ mutual masturbation. sometimes you both just need to relaxation of release and nothing more. sitting across from each other on the bed, or maybe side by side, listening to the moans of the other as you both touch yourselves.
▸ dacryphilia. like adoptive father like adopted son. seeing your eyes brim with tears from how good he's fucking you drives him crazy.
. *. ⋆ YUJI ITADORI
▸ ass play. we all know he's an ass man i mean come on?! doggy style is his favorite position just because of it. seeing how the fat of your ass moves with every slap of his hips is fucking addicting.
▸ praise kink. tell him how good he's fucking you and how much of a good boy he is pleaseeee!!!!
▸ toys. he didn't realize how much he would love bringing toys into the bedroom until he sees how hard you can cum around him while he holds a vibrator to your clit.
▸ raw sex. he knows it's stupid, fucking you with no protection. you're pussy just feels so good, so warm, he needs to fuck you raw.
▸ face riding. please sit on his face, suffocate him, he doesn't care. it's his favorite position to eat you out.
▸ overstimulation. poor baby doesn't even mean to overstimulate you half of the time- he just has so much stamina, you understand that, right? and seeing you so flushed and fucked out under him has him so horny. just one more round, yeah? you can do that for him, right?
▸ dirty talk. yuji is a yapper and that doesn't stop when he's fucking you. the filth that comes out of his mouth has you wet just thinking about it.
▸ dry humping. the tension, the intimacy, the panting, the friction?? all of it, it's like a drug to him.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#afab reader#x reader#smut#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujustsu kaisen x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#toji smut#toji x reader#nanami x reader#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#megumi x reader#megumi fushiguro x reader#megumi smut#yuji x reader#yuji itadori x reader#yuji smut
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!
Thank You Everyone for following me. I’m still progress in work, while I read and learn.
#100 likes#tumblr milestone#thank you#feelingsoftheday#poems and quotes#poets on tumblr#thepersonalquotes#spilled ink#writers#thepersonalwords#feelings#inspiration#big heart#forever and always#sealed with a kiss
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actually never mind the social media break for today (i got anxious)
#i may continue it in the rest of the week . when i am not anxious anymore#but unfortunately i do not currently go to therapy so uhhh#yael.blogs#vent#oh also im going to vent here#aouuhhhhh im so so so scared#my mom terrifies the living shit out of me#i cant stick to 100% doing that thing eve the advisor told me not to#but if i make a mistake its Good night. Stop apologizing. Please. You always do this. Good night.#and its always please mom please im sorry im sorry im sorry and its always 👍#Good night.#i cant fucking take this anymore😭holy fucking shit#mybchest hurts#ok that was a big vent . pretend u didnt read that kisses i hope u guys r doing well :-))
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