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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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emo magician girl :P
#dark magician girl#yugioh#emo#illustration#drawing#art#fanart#shes literally just a blonde bitch without her FIT#anyway. this 1 was kinda rushed bc i got big plans for september
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me n one of the tumblr girlies
2girls1bottl3
& yes we know, don’t pour salt outdoors
#2girls1bottl3#video#witchcraft#witches#witchblr#witch community#witchcore#witch aesthetic#witchy#bruja#brujas#brujeria#witch core#witch craft#magic#magia#truco#1k#2 girls 1 bottl3
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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here#1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl#4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there#because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110#6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean#yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest#and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo
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when my girl talks,you listen to her!
#listen to her#my poor girl#please let me save her#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#helaena targaryen#queen helaena targaryen#helaena the dreamer#aegon ii targaryen#alicent hightower#dance of the dragons#team green#aemond targaryen#team black#rhaenyra targaryen#viserys targaryen#daemon targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#baela targaryen#rhaena targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#lucerys velaryon#house of the dragon x reader#hotd s2#hotd meme#hotd x reader#hotd season 2 spoilers#hotd season 1
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She looks good in black
#2014 revival#2014 grunge#effy aesthetic#effy stonem#skins effy#dark aesthetic#dark grunge#tumblr grunge#soft grunge#girl blogger#girlblogging#it girl#skins gen 2#skins gen 1#skins uk#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del rey#maniac pixie dream girl#born to die#2014 nostalgia#2014 tumblr#2014 aesthetic#i
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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#phone guy#fnaf 1#sister location#fnaf fanart#HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎��#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form#BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like#made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy#you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there#I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again#now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵
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gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that
#bloodweave#astarion#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work#but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked#tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like#first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful#and I rushed to find the most useless object I could#thank you Komira you’re a real one#also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times#also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet
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hello!! my name is Denise. i am organizing this campaign on behalf of Mahmoud (AKA @5735765 here on tumblr) and his sister's family. edit on 7/12: Mahmoud has also created a separate account to help promote his sister's campaign at @ahedhassan99 !
Mahmoud was able to safely cross the border to Egypt, but several of his family members remain displaced inside Gaza. his campaign to evacuate the Gaza Strip has been verified by el-shab-hussein/nabulsi (124 on this spreadsheet). he's now trying to assist his family in evacuating.
this campaign is for his 4 nephews, including little Karim who is pictured above, and their family to escape Gaza. the funds will be used to help them safely cross the border when it's possible to do so, and for future living expenses once they are in Egypt.
PLEASE SHARE AND DONATE TO HELP THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY!!!
tagging a few people i know have been in contact with Mahmoud. please feel free to tag anyone else who will share! @apollos-olives @aces-and-angels @videodrome-fag @acepumpkinpatrick
as i am organizing the fundraiser on Mahmoud's behalf, i'd like to be as transparent as possible and i am happy to answer any questions i can about the exchange of money. please feel free to message me if you have concerns or if you'd like proof of my direct contact with Mahmoud.
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i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.
#PLZ THE LAST LINE IS A JOKE I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT#ITS A FUNNY ONE#BUT ITS A JOKE#DONT YELL AT ME#dcu#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#batkids#dick grayson#duke thomas#HE HAS SHENANIGANS THIS IS HIS SHENANIGANS#this post was inspired by 1. zac oyama beinf the funniest fucker 2. that one episode of new girl ifykyk
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Best RPF Ship - Round 1 Match 4
#ryliver#ryan guzman#oliver stark#cockles#misha collins#jensen ackles#911 abc#911#supernatural#rpf#rpf tourney#round 1#pitting nostalgia against the new popular girl to see how y'all swing >:)
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#Me logging on Tumblr
#tomb raider#tredit#tombraideredit#lara croft#tumbling#tumblr#Tumblr memes#Tumblr gaming#Tumblr Girls#tomb raider remastered#Tomb Raider 1#Tomb Raider 2#my gif#gaming#gamingedit#gamingladies#laptop#harp#piano#Tumblr gifs#me#gpoy#mood
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george just "discreetly" trying to listen to the drama is so 😭😭😭
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So it's okay when you go to other times, and you save people's lives, but not when it's me saving my dad.
DOCTOR WHO (2005 - ) I 1.08 - 14.01
#dwedit#doctor who#userveronika#timelordgifs#byaurore#usersugar#ajlooks#userallisyn#tuserpris#tuserrachel#userdiana#userkristi#alivedean#userelio#usereena#userzo#userrlaura#tusercora#tuserpolly#usergiu#athurpendragonns#userbecca#jemmablossom#tuserhan#useremu#ncuti gatwa#rose tyler#dw spoilers#we're gonna ignore the non aligned text please#i love season 1 because the lightning changes all the time let's go girl give us nothing
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oh shit it’s life is strange season
please click for full resolution!!
#video games don’t give camp like this anymore#and it’s fucked#life is strange 1 will always be a comfort game#i love my girl max#life is strange#life is strange fanart#lis fanart#max caulfield#chloe price#life is strange 1#fanart#digital fanart#fanartist
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