Today at 12:35 AM
beatconductor
hey uh
can i ask you a question
deadramchild
yes y0u can
beatconductor
oh hey
hope im not distracting you from anything or whatever
anyway
does your dad hate me
deadramchild
y0u are n0t
beatconductor
or is he always like that or
i just dont know how to deal with him
like
deadramchild
i d0nt think he d0es n0
beatconductor
mr deuce and boxcars are pretty chill to be around i mean i have no doubt that they could wreck shit but theyre just
yanno
kinda buddy like
deadramchild
well they are certainly easier t0 get al0ng with yes
why exactly d0 y0u think he hates y0u?
beatconductor
and then theres mr stabby stab slick whos a little inpredictable like he seems like the kinda guy that might stab you for saying the wrong word or just shrug it off depending on the mood
but idk
your dad is kind of something else
no offense
he just gives me the chills
deadramchild
haha he d0es have that effect 0n pe0ple
y0u are right ab0ut slick t00
beatconductor
so is that not just me
deadramchild
n0
beatconductor
i mean its rare that my fear is stronger than my stupidity but just
fuck
dont tell him i told you that alright
deadramchild
but im curi0us did he d0 s0methig that made y0u think he hates y0u?
beatconductor
uh
doesnt matter
its more all the stuff he doesnt say
deadramchild
yes it d0es
l00k... he is n0t g0ing t0 actually hurt y0u
he d0esnt hate y0u
and he has n0 reas0n t0
beatconductor
if you say so
deadramchild
he kn0ws that y0u are 0n friendly terms with with deuce and b0xcars and friends with me and the 0thers
he w0uldnt hurt y0u with0ut a damn g00d reas0n
n0t physically that is
but
i cant deny that he is a danger0us man
0bvi0usly he is
beatconductor
not physically
deadramchild
he likes t0 play games
beatconductor
you might think thats kind of reassuring but
thats like the opposite of that
id deal with a direct open threat on my life better than this
deadramchild
0h i kn0w that
beatconductor
like shit man the about of times karkat told me hed stab me and i know he would
deadramchild
but i want t0 be h0nest with y0u
beatconductor
and were still bros
ah damn it
deadramchild
well let me try t0 explain a little better
he enj0ys hmm... teasing pe0ple?
he likes t0 get a reacti0n 0ut 0f y0u
and at the same time he is testing y0u
hes perfectly aware that y0u have relati0ns t0 the felt t00
beatconductor
aw man
of course he does i mean
deadramchild
and while he d0esnt 0utright distrust y0u just f0r that (i mean his b0yfriends br0ther is a number) it still takes m0re t0 gain his
n0t quite trust
beatconductor
well im not expecting him to ever trust me
just
deadramchild
he d0esnt fully trust a l0t 0f pe0ple th0ugh
beatconductor
yeah thats what i need in my life even more mind games
deadramchild
im s0rry 0n0
beatconductor
eh whatever
deadramchild
i really am
beatconductor
its not your fault dont apologize
deadramchild
i d0nt want t0 sugarc0at things th0ugh
beatconductor
so what should i just give him the reaction he wants or play it all stoic and aloof
deadramchild
im n0t sure what reacti0n he wants?
beatconductor
alright i can work with that
deadramchild
i think any reacti0n that isnt betraying us in any way is a right 0ne
is this ab0ut uhm
what happened the 0ther night? what he said ab0ut y0ur little kitty friend?
beatconductor
urgh
yeah
thats definitely the most recent and glaring one
deadramchild
well that0ne was really just a win/win situati0n f0r him...
he likes teasing her
beatconductor
oh great
deadramchild
and he kn0ws perfectly well that y0u tw0 are an item s0 it was the perfect 0ppurtunity f0r him t0 test y0ur l0yality
beatconductor
i see
well at least i didnt completely fuck that one up huh
deadramchild
n0
the situati0n is
c0mplicated
the situati0n with her i mean
i guess y0u sh0uld really ask her if y0u want any uhm details 0n what happened
im n0t sure if he wants y0u t0 j0in us p0ssibly y0u are useful and we always need m0re pe0ple but regardless
i think this is his way 0f tryin t0 sh0w y0u what happens when y0u ch00se the felt 0ver us
n0w he may be my father but i cant actually read his mind s0 keep in mind that im 0nly guessing here t00
beatconductor
wow ok
message received
i am now
kinda let this get too much to me
caught me off guard i guess
deadramchild
i d0nt think s0mething like that can n0t get t0 y0u
i kind 0f want t0 ap0l0gize f0r n0t being ar0und t0 help y0u but thats s0rt 0f silly isnt it?
and we b0th kn0w y0u w0uldnt have accepted any help i c0uld have 0ffered anyways
beatconductor
dunno considering who i work with i should know better
deadramchild
mind y0u im n0t saying that t0 shame y0u its just a fact
beatconductor
what
oh yeah dont worry
i mean there were people
i just didnt want to hear any of that
idk
next time maybe
deadramchild
i mean i kn0w y0ure a big b0y
y0u can have y0ur mental breakd0wns all 0n y0ur 0wn
i still wish i c0uld have helped but y0ure 0kay s0 thats all that matters i guess
beatconductor
hah yeah thanks
how do i politely tell everyone else that
ive been doing this long enough to know me
deadramchild
i d0nt kn0w
"hell0 ive been a huge mess f0r 25 years n0w i kn0w the drill but thanks f0r caring"?
beatconductor
damn thats spot on
deadramchild
"s0rry i am currently n0t em0ti0nally capable t0 deal with y0u w0rrying 0n t0p 0f this leave a message after the beep?
beatconductor
hah
i mean basically thats it alright
deadramchild
im sure they will understand 0r at least try t0
they cant help w0rrying th0ugh
i w0uld be lying if i said im n0t w0rried but i trust y0u en0ugh that y0u will at least keep y0ur stupid ass alive
and c0me t0 me when y0u are ready
at least i h0pe s0
i mean y0u s0rt 0f did
beatconductor
yeah idk
considering im still alive after all maybe im secretly immortal or some shit
deadramchild
id rather n0t have y0u test that the0ry
y0u d0nt want me t0 yell at y0ur gh0st d0 y0u?
beatconductor
im usually trying not to
you know dying and being stuck as ghost is kinda the worst i can imagine
but the thought of you yelling at my ghost butt kinda sweetens that
but you can do that while im still alive so
deadramchild
i didnt even yell at y0u s0 far
...n0 wait i did
after y0u sh0wed me anime
being stuck as a gh0st sure d0es s0und unpleasant
i h0pe the actual afterlife is nice th0ugh
beatconductor
no afterlife would be nicer
i know some poor sap stuck all alone in some kinda eternal limbo
i mean shit that sucks
doesnt even have any demons and satans to torture him for his sins or something
just his nest and my idiot ass
dunno if its like that for everyone that ever dies
i sure hope not
deadramchild
maybe y0u are the dem0n t0rturing him
that s0unds really weird are y0u sure y0u didnt just dream that
beatconductor
oh yeah thank you
well dunno
id think so too but that means im kinda hallucinating chatting to him all day too and thats getting kinda awkward
deadramchild
very awkward...
beatconductor
so yyeah
deadramchild
well i guess i cant judge
beatconductor
im pretty sure hes real
i hope so
deadramchild
even if he is imaginary
beatconductor
dont make me doubt myself here ok
deadramchild
well it t00k a while t0 realize that im actually hearing the dead instead just being well
insane
beatconductor
well see
i got over that phase much quicker
deadramchild
thats g00d
have fun with y0ur dead friend
beatconductor
yeah thanks im trying
he seems more pleasant than your average visitor
i mean usually its me whos haunting him
deadramchild
hes n0t just a v0ice either i assume s0
that already makes him better c0mpany
beatconductor
yeah probably
deadramchild
s0unds like y0u ike y0ur dead friend
thats g00d
beatconductor
yeah i mean
dreams with him are pretty alright
deadramchild
thats g00d
perhaps y0u sh0uld sleep s0me m0re then
beatconductor
you know
im trying
man i wish i could bug the hell out of my friends every night
deadramchild
haha
maybe y0u can dream visit me t00?
y0u sh0uld try
m0stly because im heading t0 bed n0w
try t0 sleep s0me dave g00d night
beatconductor
do you really want that
believe me you dont want me on your sleep too
im enough of a menace when awake
but if i ever find out how to you can bet your ass im gonna haunt your dreams
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