#096-1

[sirmistychro]

Old SCP Art dump (+ Warriors Cats Au). Teehee

[sofffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiii]

Euclid SCP's

[brightshaw-shipper]

Guess who I found at my therapist's office

[theo5islistening]

The Foundation's Administrative Head, O5-14, has made an ask blog (To provide evidence I exist)

I am overdosing on LETUCE

TW: Cursing, Mentions of: Homicide, Omnicide and Genocide. Literal Chaos Gods, Eldritch Horrors.

Time to check the Camera-

(Artwork by @Snowy_Dandelion, on Pinterest)

I'M GOING TO FU-

*Bonk*

Good God..

Damn, a chair took out Abel?

Noooooooo, he fell asleep

Why was this happening?

Booooo! It was finally getting to the good part!

*Click*

Enough of that for today... Damn...

*Meet the {TF2 Character} SFX*

096, 106, 999, 073, 076, 049, 035, O5-1, O5-13, O5-3, O5-4, Clef, Kondraki, Bright.

If you want to talk to a SPECIFIC character, do this:

[Private Message to {Character}:] "Ask"

If not, you get all most characters answering

You're welcome!

[taylozen]

me: oh man, i really need to get this assignment done

also me: i wonder what dead by daylight terror radius would be the most fitting for some of the popular SCPs if they were added to the game. let me go through every single theme and make a list

the aformentioned list, by the way:

SCP-939 "With Many Voices/Dog": The Dredge

SCP-049 "Plague Doctor": The Nurse

SCP-096 "Shy Guy": The Twins

SCP-076 "Able": The Oni

SCP-035 "Posessive Mask": The Good Guy (Chucky)

SCP-106 "Old Man": The Cenobite (Pinhead)

SCP-079 "Old AI": The Singularity

SCP-173 "The Sculpture": The Xenomorph (Alien)

[realm-sweet-realm]

What’s one advice theses scps will give you? 049, 096, 457, 106, 6118 and 035

049, the plague doctor: The plague doctor could advise you on a number of things. An obvious one is home remedies, since he's learned medicine from many cultures.

“Lichen tea can reduce the symptoms of any disease that causes inflammation. It's not a cure, but it's a comfort.”

SCP 096, the Shy Guy: There isn’t a whole lot that 096 could advise you on. One thing he’d tell you, though, is to appreciate what you have, such as companionship and life’s simple pleasures- both the things that have kept him going and things he wishes he had.

“No matter how bleak life gets, count your blessings. There are always blessings, no matter who you are.”

SCP 457, the burning man: He could give you very specific advice on starting and managing fires, what materials to use for heat or smoke reduction, etc.

“The best fuel I’ve ever had was a forest of oaks and birch trees. Birches burn for a long time, and oaks catch very easily.”

SCP 106, the old man: The old man could advice you on how to scare and inflict pain on others. If you’re looking for something a little more wholesome, his experience in the military could help him to know how to survive a difficult period in life.

“Whatever you do, don’t do nothing. Nothing is when the demons creep in.”

SCP 6118, the alien being: SCP 6118 is incredible with tools and especially guns despite not being of earth. He could teach you to build or operate almost anything.

“…And that’s how you pilot a helicopter.”

SCP 035, the possessive mask: he could teach you all the subtle signs that someone is lying or of subtle emotion.

“If you’re trying to catch someone in a lie, watch their eyebrows and their level of eye contact. Any change in their normal behaviour could be a sign of lying.”

[ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma]

major bracket round 1 group b

[scp-torment]

SCP-2030: LA U GH IS F UN

SCP-2030 is an anomalous phenomenon that manifests as a television series. The medium through which SCP-2030 manifests changes depending on the most popular format currently in use; as of 2014, SCP-2030 most commonly inserts itself into automated DVD rental kiosks, file sharing websites, and paid on-demand video streaming services. Prior to 2012, SCP-2030 commonly manifested as a DVD set in video rental stores, and as VHS tapes prior to 2003. Thus far, no reliable evidence that SCP-2030 manifestations took place prior to the year 1993 has been discovered; however, thirty-eight (38) seasons of programming are known to exist, implying that SCP-2030 has been active to some degree since 1976.

SCP-096: The "Shy Guy"

SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.

[mothervvoid]

also idk what their obsession w 096 is btw. 173 was the first scp ever created but for some reason content farms LOVE 096. for some reason.

[yoohyeon]

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[heaven-s-black-box]

Run Home- Neuvillette x fem!Reader

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Recovery date: February 20th, 2025

Description: Hello could I request a story where the reader is female and is in a relationship with Neuvillette but the reader has been hellbent on avoiding him lately, I'm thinking about the reader being pregnant with his child and wasn't sure how to tell him at all, mainly because she's worried because she's a human and he's a dragon. She literally tried hiding behind the traveler one time as Neuvillette walked by.

Notes: CW Pregnancy fears This work was recovered in conjunction with an anonymous researcher, we thank them for their contributions. Reminder, Sky is my Lumine's name.

Word count: 1 096

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“You can’t run from him forever,” the traveler sighed as Y/n finally returned to the table.

“Who?”

Sky slowly raised her teacup to her lips, staring at Y/n over the rim as the other woman settled back into her seat. She twisted the hem of her cardigan, one that fit her a little loose, between her fingers and looked out over the balcony of the cafe.

“I saw you start coming back.”

Y/n frowned, picking up her fork and poking at her dessert.

That was successful escape attempt number four. 

Escape number one had been convincing him she needed to go back to her place for a bit. She barely remembers what she’d said, something about a story that was closer to her place. Hopefully Charlotte would back her up, and then of course she’d have to answer to her fellow reporter.

Escape two had been the next day, and she’d totally set herself up. Damn Furina for getting her hooked on that stupid bakery, and damn Neuvillette for always keeping her favorite pastries in the house for her. She hadn’t even given him an estimated date of return, but he’d be damned if she came back and there weren’t any waiting. Y/n had just barely been able to duck behind a display when he came in before sneaking out the door.

Escape three, the most recent, had been on the way to the cafe with the traveler. 

“I just- what do I say?”

“The truth? You know him, he’s not going to leave you. He won’t make you do this alone.”

Silence blanketed the table. The traveler picked up a macaroon and Y/n took a sip of her coffee– decaf. It was comforting, something Y/n hadn’t experienced in a long time. No one seemed to really understand her relationship with Neuvillette, it made her curious as to why Sky seemed so understanding.

Paimon was off somewhere, Sky had been making sure these meetings were private. The guide was sweet but couldn’t keep secrets for shit.

The two met up by the Steambird and made their way over to the cafe in Hotel Debord. That was when they’d nearly run into Neuvillette. Y/n had ducked behind the traveler without thinking. She’d felt Neuvillette’s eyes on her, but he hadn’t said anything. It worried her a little. He’d clearly been on the way to the Steambird, obviously looking for her because he turned around after greeting the traveler and left.

“You know… we talked about having kids but we never talked about having kids.”

It was Sky’s turn to frown, brows furrowed in confusion as she tried to follow the train of thought.

“I’m lost.”

At least it made Y/n laugh, the tension she’d been carrying slipping away from a fleeting moment before her eyes took on a sad tinge. She deftly circled the rim of her cup. 

Neuvillette wasn’t one for coffee, he preferred tea if he couldn’t have water. He only kept it in the house for Y/n, on a shelf just for her with her favorite snacks. It had been there the first time she stayed over, put together through conversations and observation. That was the moment that made it real.

That first morning together, he’d made her coffee as perfectly as he could. He’d set it out with breakfast and his tea. It was so natural.

“We talked about… the logistics, of a dragon-human baby, but we didn’t talk about if we wanted kids.”

“So you are worried he doesn’t want the baby.”

“Surprisingly? No. It’s just a feeling but, maybe it’s the way he is with the Melusines?”

Sky rested her chin in her palm. She was finally starting to follow.

“Then it’s the pregnancy that scares you?”

“The pregnancy, the birth, what if… what if my baby’s more dragon than human and I can’t take care of them? What if something happens to Neuvi and he can’t help me? I don’t-” Y/n took a deep breath, “I don’t, want to tell him until I know how I feel about this.”

“He wanted to know you were okay.”

“Hm?”

Sky nodded towards the door of the hotel. “When he came in, he asked if you were okay. He said he didn’t want me to tell him what was wrong, but he had to know if you were okay.” She reached out and took Y/n’s hand. “Talk to him. He wants to be there for you. Let him help you work through this.”

—

She could waltz in; open the door with the key hanging off her waist, next to her own apartment key that she only keeps incase. She doesn’t; she knocks, and she waits.

There’s no count before the door opens, and Neuvillette is standing before her in his loungewear.

A drop of water hits her shoulder. Then one hits the top of her head. Another lands just between her and the door.

“Come in,” Neuvillette says, stepping aside as the rain begins to pour.

Y/n is amazed it took him this long to start crying.

They sit at the dining table, across from one another like that first morning. Like they had three mornings ago when Y/n said she needed to stay at her old place for a bit.

“I’m sorry for leaving like that.”

“And I’m sorry for showing up at the Steambird,” his voice dropped a little as he continued, “and then following you to hotel Debord.” There was a brief silence, both waiting for the other to say something, and then Neuvillette spoke again. “Would you like some coffee? I bought some without caffeine the other day.”

Y/n’s laugh was somewhere between amused and tired. “You knew.”

Neuvillette’s nose scrunched up and he looked out the kitchen window, watching their reflections in the glass. A group of children splashed around in the rain.

“I knew before you did, I just didn’t know if I should tell you.”

“Is that why my coffee’s been tasting funny?”

“Chlorinde mentioned it had a different taste without caffeine, I was hoping you wouldn’t investigate.”

Y/n rested her chin on the heel of her hand, laying her hand palm up on the table.

“Neuvi, I’m scared.”

“And I’m here for you, to make it a little less scary. I wish I could take it all away,” a ray of sunlight cut through the rain splattered window, “but this is the best I can do.”

Taking a deep breath, Y/n cracked a small smile. “That’s enough for me.”

[weekly-layton-puzzle]

weekly Layton puzzle #032

Professor Layton and the Curious Village puzzle 096

On The Stairs

Jim, Mike, Steve and Tom are standing on the stairs. You know the following about them:

1. Jim and Tom are not next to each other.

2. Steve and Mike are one step apart.

3. Tom is on a higher step than Steve.

HINTS:

HINT 1

This puzzle is about conditions. Ask yourself: what if Jim were A? What if he were B? Start with a possible answer and see if it fits the conditions of the question.

HINT 2

Steve and Mike are next to each other. In other words, they are one of the groups AB, BC, or CD.

HINT 3

Combine the information in the second hint with the fact that Tom is above Steve.

You can then add the information that Jim is not next to Tom, so...

[aughhghnoww-my-femur]

so that 096-1 incident huh..maybe 096 shoulda been the one wearing the SCRAMBLE and everything would've been fine

[carmshifts]

my squid game dr ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

synopsis; mika song, nicknamed ‘lady luck’ was born 6.7.04. she’s an internet micro-celebrity. she posts clothing hauls, makeup reviews, gives skincare advice, and has a really bad gambling problem.

at age 15, mika was introduced to an underground gambling ring ran by her seniors in school. when she first started to play, she didn’t expect to be that good. she won her first round without even trying. it was that night that solidified this obsession. since then, she would use the money she earned from her part time job to bet on games. the most she brought home in a single night was 600,000₩. once she graduated highschool, she worked as a dealer at a popular underground casino in seoul that saw the eyes of many who shouldn’t have been there. at age 19 she began to post videos online and skyrocketed in popularity, this alone only encouraged her habits.

during a slow night, a man stumbled into the doors and offered a game of ddakji. she wins, 10,000₩. he wins, he slaps her. mika couldn’t turn down this offer, so she agreed to play. once she managed to win every single round, he gave her a business card. “you want to play a real game? call this number.”

it’s when she wakes up in a bed in a room filled with 456 people she realizes what she’s gotten herself into. play the games and win a share of 45.6B₩ or be eliminated. during the first games she grabs the arm of a player about to fall without realizing that it’s her twin sister…

name: mika song

sister: minsu song

dob: 6.7.04

astrological sign: gemini

number: 007

love interest: player 333 (MYUNG-GI)

notable members of the games:

- 007, mika

- 067, sae-byeok

- 096 , young-mi

- 120 , hyun-ju

- 124 , nam-gyu

- 212 , mi-nyeo

- 218 , sang-woo

- 230 , thanos

- 246 , gyeong-seok

- 331 , minsu

- 333 , myung-gi

- 380 , se-mi

- 388 , dae-ho

- 390 , jung-bae

noteable games:

- red light, green light

- relay

- mary go round

- tug of war

- jack and jill

- hopscotch

- the floor is lava

- capture the flag

- simon says

* important *

- instead of being shot with a bullet, eliminated participants are shot with stun guns and incapacitated until the end of the round. once the game is over they are taken back to where they came from.

- the games last for longer than a week, typically 2 weeks- 1 month

- this dr is in collaboration with my wonderful @shiftwithcrow :-) as always!!

[ddrqoyote]

173 Influential SCPs

I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.

I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression, and that by the end people have more context for what's going on.

Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.

I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.

If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified. If you would prefer audio narration/explanations, The Exploring Series and TheVolgun are both excellent. And of course, make sure to look in the sidebar on the wiki for guides, lists and explanations.

SERIES IV AND LATER ARE IN REBLOGS DUE TO TUMBLR'S POST LIMIT

Series I Era

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

SCP-184 - The Architect

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

SCP-990 - Dream Man

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

SCP-586 - Inscribable Object

SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates

Log of Anomalous Items Vol I

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

Revised Entry

Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

Kill 682

SCP-001-Bright - The Factory

SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-895 - Camera Disruption

SCP-5308-J - The Collection

SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky

black white black white black white black white black white gray

Eldritch Application

Nobody Knows

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path

Series II Era

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-902 - The Final Countdown

SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."

SCP-001-Swann - The Database

Bees

SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

10:30 A.M.

Ethics Committee Orientation

SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut

SCP-____-J - Procrastinati

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering

SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1733 - Season Opener

SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born

SCP-1322 - Glory Hole

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman

SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair

SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

UIU Orientation

SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

SCP-1958 - Magic Bus

Quiet Days

Why Change?

SCP-186 - To End All Wars

Treats

SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad

SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner

SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music

SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo

The Executions of Doctor Bright

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

The Young Man

wowwee go kill ursefl