#096-1

[sofffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiii]

Euclid SCP's

[brightshaw-shipper]

Guess who I found at my therapist's office

[theo5islistening]

The Foundation's Administrative Head, O5-14, has made an ask blog (To provide evidence I exist)

I am overdosing on LETUCE

TW: Cursing, Mentions of: Homicide, Omnicide and Genocide. Literal Chaos Gods, Eldritch Horrors.

Time to check the Camera-

(Artwork by @Snowy_Dandelion, on Pinterest)

I'M GOING TO FU-

*Bonk*

Good God..

Damn, a chair took out Abel?

Noooooooo, he fell asleep

Why was this happening?

Booooo! It was finally getting to the good part!

*Click*

Enough of that for today... Damn...

*Meet the {TF2 Character} SFX*

096, 106, 999, 073, 076, 049, 035, O5-1, O5-13, O5-3, O5-4, Clef, Kondraki, Bright.

If you want to talk to a SPECIFIC character, do this:

[Private Message to {Character}:] "Ask"

If not, you get all most characters answering

You're welcome!

[taylozen]

me: oh man, i really need to get this assignment done

also me: i wonder what dead by daylight terror radius would be the most fitting for some of the popular SCPs if they were added to the game. let me go through every single theme and make a list

the aformentioned list, by the way:

SCP-939 "With Many Voices/Dog": The Dredge

SCP-049 "Plague Doctor": The Nurse

SCP-096 "Shy Guy": The Twins

SCP-076 "Able": The Oni

SCP-035 "Posessive Mask": The Good Guy (Chucky)

SCP-106 "Old Man": The Cenobite (Pinhead)

SCP-079 "Old AI": The Singularity

SCP-173 "The Sculpture": The Xenomorph (Alien)

[wrongfourtytwo]

ok serious question boys. pen or pencil

[realm-sweet-realm]

What’s one advice theses scps will give you? 049, 096, 457, 106, 6118 and 035

049, the plague doctor: The plague doctor could advise you on a number of things. An obvious one is home remedies, since he's learned medicine from many cultures.

“Lichen tea can reduce the symptoms of any disease that causes inflammation. It's not a cure, but it's a comfort.”

SCP 096, the Shy Guy: There isn’t a whole lot that 096 could advise you on. One thing he’d tell you, though, is to appreciate what you have, such as companionship and life’s simple pleasures- both the things that have kept him going and things he wishes he had.

“No matter how bleak life gets, count your blessings. There are always blessings, no matter who you are.”

SCP 457, the burning man: He could give you very specific advice on starting and managing fires, what materials to use for heat or smoke reduction, etc.

“The best fuel I’ve ever had was a forest of oaks and birch trees. Birches burn for a long time, and oaks catch very easily.”

SCP 106, the old man: The old man could advice you on how to scare and inflict pain on others. If you’re looking for something a little more wholesome, his experience in the military could help him to know how to survive a difficult period in life.

“Whatever you do, don’t do nothing. Nothing is when the demons creep in.”

SCP 6118, the alien being: SCP 6118 is incredible with tools and especially guns despite not being of earth. He could teach you to build or operate almost anything.

“…And that’s how you pilot a helicopter.”

SCP 035, the possessive mask: he could teach you all the subtle signs that someone is lying or of subtle emotion.

“If you’re trying to catch someone in a lie, watch their eyebrows and their level of eye contact. Any change in their normal behaviour could be a sign of lying.”

[ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma]

major bracket round 1 group b

[scp-torment]

SCP-2030: LA U GH IS F UN

SCP-2030 is an anomalous phenomenon that manifests as a television series. The medium through which SCP-2030 manifests changes depending on the most popular format currently in use; as of 2014, SCP-2030 most commonly inserts itself into automated DVD rental kiosks, file sharing websites, and paid on-demand video streaming services. Prior to 2012, SCP-2030 commonly manifested as a DVD set in video rental stores, and as VHS tapes prior to 2003. Thus far, no reliable evidence that SCP-2030 manifestations took place prior to the year 1993 has been discovered; however, thirty-eight (38) seasons of programming are known to exist, implying that SCP-2030 has been active to some degree since 1976.

SCP-096: The "Shy Guy"

SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.

[mothervvoid]

also idk what their obsession w 096 is btw. 173 was the first scp ever created but for some reason content farms LOVE 096. for some reason.

[yoohyeon]

List of people that ask me for help today (October 18th 2024)

List of vetted dono posts :

ButterflyEffect : list

Gazavetters : list

Gaza evacuation : list

Bees&Watermelon : list

Olive branch : list

Trusted : list

Other posts of fvnraisers | I’m also at @/juvian, I will not answer ask so send them to @/yoohyeon and I will share on both

@abuadam : vetted by gazavetters #187 - 797€ / 50 000€

@ghadnabil2 / @ghadaameer / @ghadafamily3 : vetted by gazavetters #6 - €2 123 / €20 000

@marymfamily : vetted by gazavetters #34 - 2 332€ / 50 000€

@youseffamily : vetted by ButterflyEffect #406 - 23 764€ / 30 000€ (Almost there!)

@majedelsleybe : vetted by association thru @/ahmadresh - 1 223$ USD / 30 000$ USD

@hane123 : vetted by gazavetters #99 - 1 183€ / 70 000€

@ibrahimsworld : vetted by gazavetters #25 : €2 096 / €10 000

@mohammednaser99 : vetted by gazavetters #23 - 305£ / 50 000£

@safaayasserang / @safaaalangr2003 Vetted by el-shab-hussein - €2 195 / €50 000

@samarsh97 / @samarsh11 / @hashemsh92 / @hashemsh12 / @hashemsamar : vetted by gazavetters #53 and more - €12 776 / €45 000

@ahmed-nabeeh12 : vetted by gazavetters #186 - 210$ USD / 50 000$

@Valentina-leonardi : vetted by Bees&watermelons #115 - 6 370€ / 35 000€

@asalamashni / @asala-almashni : vetted by ButterflyEffect #971 - €3 674 / €30 000

@enas225 / @enas34 : vetted by gazavetters #124 - 9 258 Kr SEK / 280 Kr SEK

@yazanfamily2 : vetted by gaza Evacuation #174 - €16 713 / €50 000

@anasfamilys : vetted by gazavetters #29 - €3 285 / €50 000

@roaa-44 : vetted by gazavetters #177 - £3 409 / £20 000

@waleedalanqar / @waleedalanqarfamily : vetted by gazavetters #107 - 975€ / 20 000€

@hadeel-ahmed7 / @hadeeladly97 / @ahmed-walid-sadeq94 : Vetted by @/90-ghost - 405€ / 70 000€

@olagaza / @olagaza1 / @olagaza2 : vetted by gaza evacuation 205 - $57 862 USD / $80 000 USD

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[weekly-layton-puzzle]

weekly Layton puzzle #032

Professor Layton and the Curious Village puzzle 096

On The Stairs

Jim, Mike, Steve and Tom are standing on the stairs. You know the following about them:

1. Jim and Tom are not next to each other.

2. Steve and Mike are one step apart.

3. Tom is on a higher step than Steve.

HINTS:

HINT 1

This puzzle is about conditions. Ask yourself: what if Jim were A? What if he were B? Start with a possible answer and see if it fits the conditions of the question.

HINT 2

Steve and Mike are next to each other. In other words, they are one of the groups AB, BC, or CD.

HINT 3

Combine the information in the second hint with the fact that Tom is above Steve.

You can then add the information that Jim is not next to Tom, so...

[aughhghnoww-my-femur]

so that 096-1 incident huh..maybe 096 shoulda been the one wearing the SCRAMBLE and everything would've been fine

[mycoblogg]

FOTD #096 : enokitake! (flammulina filiformis)

enokitake (sometimes shortened to enoki) is an agaric fungus in the family physalacriaceae. it grows naturally on dead wood in china, korea & japan, but is now cultivated commercially almost worldwide !!

the big question : can i bite it?? yeah, absolutely :-) it is eaten in many different countries & has good nutritional value.

f. filiformis description :

"individual fruit bodies are up to 50 millimetres (2 inches) tall, the cap convex at first, becoming flat when expanded, up to 45 mm (1+3⁄4 in) across. the cap surface is smooth, viscid when damp, ochraceous yellow to yellow-brown. the lamellae (gills) are cream to yellowish white. the stipe (stem) is smooth, pale yellow at the apex, yellow-brown to dark brown towards the base, & lacking a ring."

[images : source & source]

[ddrqoyote]

173 Influential SCPs

I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.

I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression, and that by the end people have more context for what's going on.

Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.

I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.

If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified. If you would prefer audio narration/explanations, The Exploring Series and TheVolgun are both excellent. And of course, make sure to look in the sidebar on the wiki for guides, lists and explanations.

SERIES IV AND LATER ARE IN REBLOGS DUE TO TUMBLR'S POST LIMIT

Series I Era

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

SCP-184 - The Architect

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

SCP-990 - Dream Man

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

SCP-586 - Inscribable Object

SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates

Log of Anomalous Items Vol I

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

Revised Entry

Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

Kill 682

SCP-001-Bright - The Factory

SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-895 - Camera Disruption

SCP-5308-J - The Collection

SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky

black white black white black white black white black white gray

Eldritch Application

Nobody Knows

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path

Series II Era

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-902 - The Final Countdown

SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."

SCP-001-Swann - The Database

Bees

SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

10:30 A.M.

Ethics Committee Orientation

SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut

SCP-____-J - Procrastinati

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering

SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1733 - Season Opener

SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born

SCP-1322 - Glory Hole

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman

SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair

SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

UIU Orientation

SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

SCP-1958 - Magic Bus

Quiet Days

Why Change?

SCP-186 - To End All Wars

Treats

SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad

SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner

SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music

SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo

The Executions of Doctor Bright

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

The Young Man

wowwee go kill ursefl

[soft-sunbird]

✅Gazavetters is down

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