Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, September 13, and there's a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the mid sixties.
A giant ghost dog rampaged through the shopping mall food court yesterday, demolishing food stands and restaurants and stealing all the food inside. The dog was eventually chased off by The Red Huntress, and captured by Danny Phantom.
The Fentons believe that today will have higher rates of ghost activity than most days, judging by the last few Friday the 13ths though, this is entirely unlikely.
The Fentons will be driving today after 3:40 pm.
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Merhaba kadın, sesine ve sana merhaba... Ben ölü bir bedenden, çığlıklarla senfoni düzdüm. Böyle ağır, böyle argo. Çıkabilmek için bu kardan'adamın içinden, belkide millerce yüzdüm. Yarınlar işlerle dolu, kulbu kırık. Yarınlardan kaçmaya yoktu ki sığınak, bu bir şiir, ben şiirden anlamam! Hepsi, bir göz seyremesi kadar şipşak.
Ellerim terliyor, endişelenenim yok, her şey etrafımda yaşlanıyor, "duvar olsaydım" diyorum keşke, darlanan bende dinleniyor, yorulan bana yaslanıyor, bu ne uzun bir eziyet.
Aklımda kalmamıştı takât, farkındalığı al, bir odaya kapat, çıktığını görmesin gözlerim. Hayâllerim, edilişlerine imreniyorlar, ben onlara imreniyorum, çok geç, artık çok geç! Alıp başını giden herkes haklı, gücenmiyorum. Ben yine, yine ben suçlu, ben yine günahkâr, ben kuralsız, ben aptal, ben deli, ben katil, ben sefil, ben aşağılık, ben züppe, bencil, ben çirkin, karamsar, suskun, beceriksiz, pısırık, her şeye küskün, saklanan ve bahanelere düşkün, ben mağdur, ben mahcup, ben müşkül. Tek kelime yetmiyor, bir sürü pisliğim! Binlerce türe dayatılan kötülüğüm. Bir parça umut, iyilik, ihtimal dahi asla!
Merhaba kadın, bu bir mektup olsun ne çok isterdim. Kalkıp gidebilmeyi ne çok isterdim. Hiçbir şey yerli yerinde olmayacak. Ben, gördüğüm kabusları anlatana kadar olmayacak. Merhaba kadın, çok güzelsin. Kalkıp gidebilmeyi, ne çok. Bırakıp gidenlere gücenmiyorum.
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Pour ceux qui vivent
avec la douleur, Tumblr peut être
un pourvoyeur de petits moments
de bonheur…
V. H. SCORP
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Seeing remarks about the Felties' typing quirks in my latest felt fanart post, so may as well share some of my hcs about that!
(it wont be all about numbers replacing letters, more of an analysis on how their typing habits would be)
(01) - hea lways types inahurry and pretty much type out whats in his midn lots of piledup words and mispells no upercase no punctuation except exclamation mark 1!!! which makes his words sich apainintheass to read but who fucking cares those are awasteoftime to him anway 1!!!!!!!!
(02) - He types with large spaces between each word ,, probably holding the spacebar for too long.. dozeee off quite offeeeen,, yet trying his best to finish his sentence with normal grammmmmmmmmma anddd punctuationnnnnnnnn..
(06) - ...... He seldom engages in conversation initiatively and...... quite reluctant to keep up...... Also he just saw someone 6ied from 6ropping from the rooftop. Yes he uses 6 to...... replace the d letter in the verb "6ie"...... as well as other words associated with concepts of 6eath. 6isaster. 6oomed. You are the one 6ropped from the rooftop by the way. He saw it with his 6oll, of course. (......He also tends to ghost others midway in convo)
(07) - Perfect spelling and perfect punctuation, which are expected from a professional. Keeps his words short and on point, no time to waste on mumbling while being third-in-command. Have you seen his 7? He means his crowbar, and he expects you to understand that. Probably he is the only one who bother to seperate their object-based names from the actual objects- Wait are you even listening.
(12) & (13) - they both dont know many words! ONE TYPE IN BIG WHILE OTHER TYPE IN SMALL! oh did you hear timer go ring? WAIT IS IT THE OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN? ring? OVEN?
(TBC these are what I come up with a solid setting so far, likely going through everyone else!)
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