#007 Villain

[loremori]

Martin Freeman (185/366)

Gentleman N°202 | Magazine (2022) PHOTO by MATT HOLYOAK

@thinwhitedoc recently mentioned that MF could easily play a villain in a James Bond movie. I totally see it.

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

Stupid, handsome secret agents sneaking into my lair with their impractical sexy black suits and their dumb suave accents and foiling my silly little plans and seducing my female minions and always getting the girl. WHY CAN’T HE GET ME FOR ONCE?

[rptv-jamesbond]

Goldfinger

Goldfinger, Oddjob, and James Bond

[carverl]

Skyfall is the best Bond film for a number of reasons but chief among them is this scene that is by far the gayest moment in the entire franchise and strongly implies Bond is bisexual and I'm here for it

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Thunderball (1965)

[3nigm4art]

Prompt:

Person A: So what do you do?

Person B: I work in genetic research, and I’m currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Person A: Wow, impressive.

Person B: Then I’ll move on to Leos.

Scav hunt #46: pick 2 or more characters. Using this generator, generate a set of dialogue. Use it in your fic or artwork.

[dye-it-rouge-et-noir]

The Odds Will Betray You

[teamcivilian]

July 15th is Tenshi Day!

 It’s the day for remembering Alexis_tenshi aka slimysuckers, our former Team civilian member, who was a dear friend for so many.

 Ways to participate:

Sharing stories about Alexis

Making gifs, drabbel, or drawing about her favourite ships

Reblogging her entries from the former fest

Simply writing/speaking her name

Whatever you feel comfortable with, as also without any pressure please ❤️

Tag #tenshi day #007 fest 2023

[theactioneer]

Richard Kiel, Moonraker (1979)

[cowpokezuko]

James Bond movies are actual just about villians with absolutely nuts aquarium set ups. Put these dudes on Tanked (2011).

[emiliasilverova]

The Happiest Days of Their Lives (realistic attempt 2)

Oh, what is this. Realistic art, by me? 😱 Now that's something that doesn't happen every day... even less when it features Brosnan!Bond (honestly, I probably haven't drawn him "realistically" since 2014). But beyond that, yep, this is a collab with @3nigm4art yet again—as good as my line art can get, nothing can beat their amazing colours ♥️

The heart originally was me fooling around (Alec first had a much more displeased expression...), but I see 3NIGM4 took the joke one step further with the amount of skin showing, lol. Not that I'm complaining, though.

Think that this is my art magnum opus for this Fest? Ohhh, just you wait. There will be a sequel to this... in due time. 😈

(No, I didn't resist paraphrasing Pink Floyd in the title. One does not simply change a winning team.)

[laurelins-light]

Its Tanner Tuesday!

Here, have some headcanons specifically about Bill Tanner!

1. Tanner is a big fan of the classics, and he loves watching them on his couch or on his laptop (thanks to a secured server Q setup for him and also uses from time to time) whenever he has any downtime. There isn’t a lot, which is why he tends to go for his favorites and not new movies or shows.

2. Tanner is the go-to person for anyone in MI6 to take care of their animals whenever they are off on long missions or can’t make it home. It’s become such a thing that there’s now a waitlist for his services and Q is regularly solicited to put names at the top of the list.

3. Tanner knows everything. Even if you think he doesn’t know, he does. He decides (along with Moneypenny) what is M’s purview and what is just something to be taken care of with a good bit of blackmail.

4. Q, Tanner, and Moneypenny all like to sync together at least once a week (on the pretext of knowing what's happening in all the departments but really to just bitch about their colleagues). Tanner keeps a running list of material just in case he needs to blackmail Eve or Q into doing him favors later.

5. Tanner used to be a field agent, one step down from double-oh, and no one- barring the old M-knows this until he has to showcase his skills during an attempted MI6 break in one day. No one believes Q when Q tries to tell them all that Tanner really is a badass.

6. In a Q!Holmes verse Tanner is Mycroft’s partner, but he refuses to give Mycroft any dirt on his sibling and Q only discovers Tanner and Mycroft are together by accident and gets very upset until he finds out that Tanner never tells Mycroft anything and it genuinely annoys Mycroft to no end. Then, Q helps Tanner get around Mycroft’s surveillance, just because he can.

7. Tanner’s favorite food is hand pies, because he can eat them whenever and he can make them ahead of time and not have to worry about food during the week. He often brings Q and Moneypenny some since they all work about the same amount and he knows they aren’t eating well enough.

[rptv-jamesbond]

James Bond and Bonita, ’Goldfinger’

(played by Sean Connery and Nadja Regin, respectively)

[thestalwartheart]

thestalwartheart's Fest Masterpost

My personal theme for this year was from where I'd rather be. It's been a tough few months for me, and Fest provides a wonderful chance to escape from all the drama, stress and woes. Sadly I didn't get all the way through my to-do list this year (not even a whole custom prompt table!), but that's how the cookie crumbles when you have too many ideas and not enough time.

Thank you to everyone who liked, kudo-d, reblogged, commented, or messaged me about my work this month (and every month, in fact!). Your engagement and support meant the world to me <3

photo edits & memes

31 days of bond locations first and last impressions (the language of flowers) creating problems incorrect quote golden thunder film poster

fics

the spaceship remember, remember at the door of the cat cafe a century for waltzing the unknown craftsman warm water, warm hearts to tell on oneself (WIP - currently three chapters) the grief martini at the end of the line (we journey on) chapter five of see it real

poems

heart a lack of appetite the knife haiku in modus operandi

headcanons

bookish headcanons Q as a secret admirer of Bond's adrenaline junky tendencies.

misc

women of bond crossword james bond's scrambled egg recipe

[3nigm4art]

Decided to do a repaint of my old art for kicks

[dye-it-rouge-et-noir]

Brosnan!Era Villains

[ID in alt text]

Goldeneye - Alec Trevelyan // Tomorrow Never Dies - Elliot Carver // The World is not Enough - Elektra King // Die Another Day - Tan-Sun Moon/Gustav Graves