#.you can take the boy out of australia but you cant take australia out of the boy

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ausmencricket Always a pleasure, @.oscarpiastri. We’ve already got a seat saved for next year!

[bth3cowboi]

snoop the fondness, cs55 x reader

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pairing: carlos sainz x driver!reader

summary: sometimes family is a boy, a girl and her snoopy plushie. sometimes appendixes and lost cars try to get between that.

format: social meadia au

a/n: the reader’s f1 team is never specified in this! so it is completely open to interpretation.

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thats my literal baby if u even care

my babyyy my babyyy hes my babyyy say itt to himmm babyyy

carlossainz55

our baby

im his papa

ynraces

papi😈😈

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ynraces P5 in Saudi! some great points were gained, super proud of the team this weekend, now onto Australia🇦🇺 😎.

I wish my lover boy raced 🫶💞 but as you can see he had a fight with some appendix guy(? At least he won that one

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user1 omg not the drugged up pics and snoopy😭 shes not serious

user2 haha snoopy was also in carlos post with his dad so no surprised

carlossainz55 Wow I look handsome in that one

ynraces never looked better😘

landonorris Oooooh you had to take the plushie

ynraces yes but i regret it cuz he kept telling the nurses that they NEEDED to meet our baby and then I had to explain that it was actually just snoopy

landonorris I NEED THAT VIDEO HAHAHA

carlossainz55 No no those are lies

charles_leclerc No way I need the video too yn🙏 I bet he was gonna embarrass himself

ynraces check the gc

carlossainz55 You guys are the worst

user3 carlos getting appendicitis wasnt on my bingo card

user4 them having a bet going on wasnt on mine either lol they must be having a field day in that groupchat

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ynraces in order:

1. Snoopy triying to find my car (is in the sea somewhere idk)

2. Some guy I picked up otw (he only spoke about some surgery he had(? weird)

3. That guy winning his 3rd GP!!! (apparently hes like a driver or something, super cool!! love him and his big brown bambi eyes!!!)

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carlossainz55 Love you too❤️❤️

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user1 Did Snoopy find it?

ynraces yes and he sent it to Japan already, baby is efficient

user2 I just let out a scream of relief

user3 omg so glad youre gonna race

landonorris Don’t pick weirdos off the street🤮

ynraces ur just jealous it wasn’t you picking him up u ugly

landonorris 💔💔 Carlos say something

carlossainz55 Ay don’t be too mean to Landito

ynraces whatever you say beautiful🫡

user4 I cant wait for Japan and pray for a podium with Carlos and Yn😞 They deserve it

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carlossainz55 P1 and a special thanks to the beautiful Yn, can’t imagine what recovery would have looked like without her inconditional support. I’m gutted she couldn’t race this time, but we’re coming stronger next time. Te amo, mi reina❤️

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ynraces Te amo mucho🥹❤️

carlossainz55 yo más guapísima

user1 a single post for yn, this is so cuteee

user2 this man doesnt have a contract for next year so he WILL be simping for his rival on main, ferrari be damned

scuderiaferrari 🫶🏽❤️!

user2 oh hi

charles_leclerc Wow not a single comment about Snoopy, so sad, what would Yn think

ynraces didn’t even notice😞 I let the compliments fool me

charles_leclerc You are the worst parents

carlossainz55 Snoppy got his thanks in the hospital, stop inventing!!!!

ynraces HAHAHAHAH

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a/n: hope you liked this!! I wish I had an explanation for this plot but there is nothing, just vibes and snoopy

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Hi, Im not sure if youve written anything about this before (I had a quick look but couldnt see anything), but I find Hermione's relationship with her parents kinda interesting. Obviously they're pretty chill with her being a witch — they go to diagon with her at least once and seem quite interested in that sort of thing, they're obviously very proud of her — but by about gof and ootf theyre completely absent from her life. Hermione doesnt seem to go home during that summer holiday and seems to spend the rest with the Weasleys which I find incredibly odd. Her parents were obviously not abusive, nor were they in any sort of danger until dh when Hermione goes on the run (and of course she oblivates them and moves them to Australia first). Voldemort doesnt even make any attacks until hbp because hes lying low. I just cant think why shes suddenly estranged from her parents to the point where they allow their only teenage daughter, who already spends majority of her time in Scotland, to spend her holidays with a family thats already financially struggling?? Surely no actual parent would do that. Of course it could be lazy writing by JK or the rising popularity of Hermione after directorial choices in the films which called for more page-time, but Id be very interested to hear your opinions on the topic because for the life of me I can't figure this out.

(sorry for the long ask)

Hi, no problem about the long ask.

I think Hermione's parents are probably one of the things JKR didn't think through, but I like looking at things like that froma an in universe prespective. And in universe the relationship between Hermione and her parents, while not abusive, has been estranged from day 0.

What I mean by it, is that I don't think Hermione was ever very close to her parents. We see how a muggleborn who is close to his parents acts with Colin Creevey:

“So I can prove I’ve met you,” said Colin Creevey eagerly, edging further forward. “I know all about you. Everyone’s told me. About how you survived when You-Know-Who tried to kill you and how he disappeared and everything and how you’ve still got a lightning scar on your forehead” (his eyes raked Harry’s hairline) “and a boy in my dormitory said if I develop the film in the right potion, the pictures’ll move.” Colin drew a great shuddering breath of excitement and said, “It’s amazing here, isn’t it? I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic till I got the letter from Hogwarts. My dad’s a milkman, he couldn’t believe it either. So I’m taking loads of pictures to send home to him. And it’d be really good if I had one of you” — he looked imploringly at Harry

(CoS)

He tries to keep his muggle parents up to date with his life in the wizarding world. He brought a camera explicitly for that purpose. Hermione, on the other hand, never really included her parents in her life. They try to be supportive, they go with her to Diagon, but I'm convinced they know very little of what's going on at Hogwarts with their daughter.

I mean, she probably tells them about her high grades and about Harry and Ron, but she probably never told them about Voldemort, or at least, not much. Or about the bigotry she has to deal with as a muggleborn. I'm also pretty sure she didn't tell them how dangerous Hogwarts is or that she got petrified in 2nd year. I mean, I don't know about you, but if my daughter told me everything that happened to Hermione, I would start asking about alternative magical education that isn't Hogwarts.

I think Hermione was always a lonely child, her parents were likely at work or conventions more often than with her and she is used to hiding things from them. Hermione 100% used to be bullied in her muggle primary school, you see it in how she acts, and I think she didn't tell her parents about that either. So Hermione and her parents were never close in my opinion.

And then, you take this girl who is used to hiding the less pleasant aspects of her life from her parents and send her to the wizarding world. And she's smart, she quickly realizes no one wants to hear about dentists and that she doesn't belong. So she shuts up, she stops bringing her parents up since everyone thinks surgeons are just maniacs who cut into people. So she reads up, she studies everything she can so she would belong, because she never found herself in the muggle world and she loves magic. She loves the wizarding world and chooses to be part of it, even at the price of cutting her parents out of her life.

In first year, Hermione goes back home for Christmas, but from year 2 and onwards she stays at Hogwarts becouse she doesn't want to miss out in that year's mystery, or time with Ron and Harry. She, like Harry, doesn't want to leave the wizarding world for a world they consider worse.

And the fact she does her best to spend more and more time in the wizarding world is an extension of that. It's not that she hates her parents, she loves them, but she loves them less than she loves the wizarding world.

I think, the moment in book 4 in which she took the chance to fix her teeth magically against what her dentist parents would think is right, is a moment that shows that clear choice. Mr. and Mrs. Granger clearly care about Hermione and want what's best for her, but Hermione thinks she is better than them because she is a witch. She treats her parents like children who don't know what's good for them. She knows because she's a witch, so she can send them away for their safety. They might think using magic on her teeth is dangerous, but they're muggles they don't know better. Even Hermione falls into this prevalent mindset among wizards that they know better than muggles.

The Creevy brothers wanted to keep both the wizarding world and their parents. Hermione chose the wizarding world. She figured that if she truly wanted to belong and be up to date with everything, months in the muggle world would make this assimilation harder, so she stayed in the wizarding world. And when the time comes to make a hard decision to Obliviate her parents and send them away, it is easier to rationalize. She hasn't been part of their life for so long anyway, they would hardly notice the difference, besides, she's the witch, she's the one in the know, not them.

It's quite sad, but it's a result of Hermione's decision to assimilate into the wizarding world as if she was always there which is, I think, influenced by the bigotry that is everywhere. I mean, even the Weasleys look down on muggles:

“Are they doctors?” he [Harry] asked Ron quietly. “Doctors?” said Ron, looking startled. “Those Muggle nutters that cut people up? Nah, they’re Healers.”

(OotP)

So, yeah, Hermione chose to be a witch, and to her, that means cutting her parents she was never too close to out of her life.

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Darling (JB 22)

Jenson Button x f!reader (Mark Webbers Daughter)

A/N: Ya’ll can blame the Brawn Doc (which btw was great, go check it out)

Summary: A little visit to your dad’s old friend after the Goodwill festival wouldn’t hurt,right?

Warnings: minors dni, +18, suggestive smut, edging, fingering, p! in v!, age gap (reader is 22)

���Hey Jense, would you mind keeping an eye on her? Missus and I will fly back to Australia but she’s staying here for a friend’s party”

My father would’ve never let me stay in a hotel. It had to be Jenson. Out of all his friends, all the people in the fucking UK, it had to be him.

And reminded that I’m 22. Not underage. And I can legally drink, thank you very much.

“Of course mate. I have a spare room she can use. I’ll barely be home this weekend.” It was the British Grand Prix and he is a presenter for Sky Sports, hence why he won’t be around.

To be fair, I only watch the post race show just to admire him. But my dad doesn’t need to know that, or Jenson himself. He doesn’t have to know how handsome he is or how smart he sounds given his knowledge in Formula One.

What’s more attractive than that?

And the fact that I have secret screenshots of his shots in my phone, but again, no one needs to know.

“Let me get her luggage full of god knows what type of dresses. I don’t even know when she bought them!”

"I hope you know how old I am, dad" I roll my eyes at his comment as Jenson lets out a small giggle, earning a death glare from my dad.

"Before she leaves the house, please make sure to see what she's wearing. And if there are any boys in sight." my dad warns him, as if I am going to enroll myself in the army and fight the enemy, which to him, would've been more preferable compared to a party.

"Got it. We definitely know that you think she's 17" Jenson replies and my mother laughs along, as I try not to burst out.

"If you side with Y/N, I will break your Porche." My dad's voice raise and I glance at Jenson who has a look plastered on his face as if he was offended and scared by the threat.

"I have kids myself, I think she's going to be safe with me. Come on Mark! I was the only driver you never crashed with, kinda." He takes the luggage away from my mother's hands and waves them goodbye as I go and hug them.

"Take care kiddo and if you need anything, im a call away. Also if you want to go to the paddock, the passes are under my name" he kisses my head after having me squeezed in a tight hug.

"Y-yes dad, I know. Now please let me go because I cant breathe."

"Sorry" he sets me free and I join Jenson's side. God he's tall and broad.

"Alright now, shall we?" he looks down at me and I nod, unable to utter a single word, even though I've know him my whole life.

The boys in my university were dying to hear stories with the senior formula one drivers, coming from a daughter of one. It's a nice feeling to narrate all the success and glory of this sport.

"Seriously though, your bag is very light. Are you even carrying anything in here?" Jenson asks, weighing up and down my luggage, flexing his muscles as I try not to drool all over the place.

"Only necessities. Dresses, shoes, makeup, few outfits for the race and condoms." the last one quite shocked him but also was a way of teasing him, given my major crush.

"You have condoms, yet I didn't hear you say panties"

"Won't be needing any"

"And why is that, may I ask?"

"Cause I like to be free. More access and more fun" I wink at him and I stare at his lips, a smirk is growing as each word is leaving mine.

"So you are telling me, that right now, underneath this short but nonetheless breathtaking dress, no panties are worn?"

I get closer to him and whisper softly in his ear:

"Wanna see for yourself?"

Honestly, don't ask me where I found this much confidence and especially with someone twice my age. And a friend of my dad's.

"Behave yourself darling" he coughs lightly to clear his throat and grabs me by the waist, so my dress doesn't float from the summer breeze.

"And what if I don't want you, Mr. Button?"

"Then you'll wish you had never said that" he growls and immediately opens me the door to his McLaren.

When he gets in the drivers seat, he wastes no time and gets on the road instantly. During the ride, there's a comfortable silence filling the atmosphere, until the air coming out of Jenson's window pulls up my dress and his hand quickly falls on my thigh, holding it down once more.

Jenson decides to roll up his window but his hand remains on my thigh and this time, is holding it firmly and starts caressing it from the inside.

Soft sighs leave my mouth, but controlling them is inevitable when his touch was all I have been craving since I turned 18. His foot hits the gas harder, speeding and driving in between the other slower cars. He reminds me of the Jenson back in his Brawn days and I can feel myself pooling just at the thought.

It was the very right time when his hand cupped my bare pussy, feeling the wetness caused by barely a thought of him. The slight touch of his fingers on my trembling self has my knees going paralyzed. I feel like crying from pleasure and yet I don't even know if he's doing that on purpose to embarrass me or if he's actually enjoying it too.

"Oh baby, you're definitely not behaving yourself" he says as his index finger draws circles around my clit. My legs are clenching his hand inside me as the other one holds the steering wheel, looking at his knuckles that have turned white.

"Jenson" I breathe out and moan simultaneously as he starts pumping two fingers inside me fiercely, letting myself to his mercy and unable to react.

"This behavior will have consequences young lady. I warned you" he lets a soft kiss on the crock of my neck and feeling his beard scratching it, I go absolutely insane.

"Then punish me sir" I blurt out without thinking and Jenson drives in seconds at the spot in front of his house, stops the car and places me on top of his lap with just one hand.

Jenson's lips crash into mine without wasting a second as his fingers play with my uncontrollably wet pussy. The feeling of moaning is surely necessary and I don't hold back. My tongue dances with his and the kiss gets deeper like his fingers, hitting perfectly my soft spot.

"You are going to be the death of me" Jenson says as his mouth falls on my neck, sucking it off like there's no tomorrow. My hands try to unbuckle his belt and eventually make it to the part where I can feel his erection growing. It's true what they say, older men do it better.

In other instances I would have been furious, but Jenson ripping my dress, just so he can have better access at my breasts is incredibly hot. I don't care that I am left vulnerable at his sight. At this I was pleading it.

My breast hurt from his kisses and I know in a few hours small red dickies will be covering the surface. My fingers decide to trace the shape of his thick cock but I can tell he wants to feel me. I have teased him and he me, for way too long.

"If you keep being naughty I won't let you cum, dear" a groan escapes his body as I take his length in my hands and caress the veins that have popped out.

"Then I want you to fill me up with your cum" I take him by surprise and I can sense his heartbeat raising from worry. He regards me as something innocent, precious and fragile. Which I am. But I feel ready and I am.

"Are you sure? I mean, have you? Uh? Had sex before?"

"I-uh-well, no. But-"

"Baby we can't do it here. You don't deserve to have your first time on a car. You deserve to be worshipped."

Jenson's words make me blush and my heart was flattering as if I was a fifteen years old again, simply watching him race and get multiple podiums.

He looks around and opens the door of his house and then quickly rushes with me inside and shuts it with such force, my legs started trembling.

Suddenly, he picks me up and carries me all the way to his bedroom. A dark room filled with some of his most iconic trophies and with his smell that has been covering my entire body since the moment I entered his car.

He turns on the soft baby lights on the bedrest and takes a look at my flushed self, covered with hickies he's gifted me. His eyes scan me from head to toe as if he's about to feast.

"I want you to tell me to stop whenever you feel uncomfortable in any way." He kisses me softly and I nod my head, knowing that he would never hurt anyone.

Jenson stands up and with his strong arms parts my legs so he can have a clear vision of my already swollen womanhood. My breast are half showing from inside my bra and my lips are bitten to the core. I am a mess but he seems to like it.

He removes his shirt in quick motions revealing his god like crafted body with the hints of dark ink covering his lower v and shoulder. I had never seen them before and I am was very pleased with what was in front of my eyes.

It doesn't take him too long to strip off his trousers and be left with simply his boxers that were trying to hold in his hardened cock and my patience as well. They were giving me a preview of what was about to happen.

As Jenson lowered his body his hands were hoisting down his boxers, revealing himself and it wasn't just my mouth that was drooling but also my pussy.

His hands now were on the insides of my thighs, holding them fiercely, whilst mine were hanging around his neck. I felt like my heart was about t burst out of my chest.

"Are you ready baby?"

I was at loss for words so I gave him a final kiss for reassurance that he could continue.

In slow motions, he lowered even more and started inserting himself inside me, pumping slowly as I was trying to get used to his size. My cries were out of control as Jenson was deepening himself and my pussy was stretched to its limits.

"Jesus, you're clenching me so well darling" he breathed out and I tried to open my legs wider for his pleasure. Jenson was panting on the hem of my neck and upping the pace of his thrusts.

"Dear lord this feels so good" It feels better than good. As if I am in the seventh heaven. I don't think any man will ever make me experience this. And I don't think I want to either.

"Say that again" he demands with a harder thrust, hitting my G-spot, earning the biggest moan of the night, echoing at the entire house.

"You make me feel so damn good Jenson" I gulp hard as I try to catch my breath and scratch his back from the pain that this gives me.

"And I shall be the only one darling" he hoists me up and removes my bra with a single movement, freeing my breasts and enjoying the sight, as they are bouncing up and down along with the trusts.

"Only you Jenson" I scream his name as loud as I can and his chest fills with pride as I am reaching my height.

"Cum sweetheart. Let go" I can't hold it in much longer and I cum all over his cock. He doesn't remove himself from inside me and I don't want to. This felt so right even though for some it's very wrong.

"That was, perfect" I say in a whispering manner as I am unable to speak louder. I am so wasted but full of thrill.

"You deserve it. You deserve to be treated like that dear"

[lvxybby]

we meet again (gaege gibson x reader)

WARNING: SMUT! oral (fem!) (pnv) (f!ngering) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------Gaege had recently came back from Australia from a "work trip" with mully and josh. i pull into the airport parking garage and make my way to the seating lounge as i wait for him. i grab out my phone and begin texting him.

"let me know when u get off and ur heading this way"

"k"

the conversation quickly ended and i put my phone up. its been a few months since i've seen him cause of the job he has but i cant be mad at him. he loves his job since he can have fun and do it when ever he wants to. gaege never minded traveling but i did. sleepless nights without him in bed with me seemed to last forever. i miss holding his hand or drinking coffee with him or just being in the same house as him. sometimes me and him would record videos with each other or he would invite me to record with the rest of the boys after convincing them. or sometimes he would use my office if he was fixing his computer and wasn't able to record. i felt my phone vibrate in my pocket. gaege had texted me

"baby im here wya"

"by the gift shops"

"k omw"

i placed my phone in my lap and waited for him. i soon spotted his pink beanie that had "NXPE" plastered on the front. i stood up and waved my hand at him. i saw his eyes shoot open and he started to speed walk faster over to me. once he was out of the huge crowd of people he sprinted over to me and hugged me so tight i couldn't breath. he let go and pecked my lips. "i've missed you so much" he said looking at me. "i've missed you too babe" i say admiring him. his hair has grown more and hes shaved his beard and now only has a mustache. "you look so....different" i began to rub his arms "yeah...you too....how about we get out of here and go home...i miss laying with you" he said pecking my lips again. "plus i got jet lag" he said leaning his head on my shoulder. "ok lets go" i said grasping his hand and we walked over to the conveyor belt to get his suitcase. after he got it we walked back to his car since mine was in the shop getting worked on. "wanna drive or are you too tired?" i asked unlocking the car "is it ok if you drive?" he said opening the passenger door and pushing the seat forward to put his suitcase in. "yeah thats ok" i say stepping in and starting the car. gaege got in and pulled his phone out and took a picture before uploading it to instagram. i began to back out of the parking spot before driving off. "baby you really have to go to australia theres so much cool shit to do" he said putting his phone down and looking at me. "you know i have a fear of flying gaege." i replied focusing on driving. " baby... but ill be there with you" he said placing his hand on my thigh. "its really scary still" i take one of my hands off the wheel and place it over his hand. "well...im not forcing you to do anything you aren't comfy with" he said giving me a warm smile. "i know...i love you" i spoke as i rubbed his hand "i love you too Y/N" gaege only would say my name if he was serious about something. it meant something to me when he said he loves me. every time he says it i get butterflies. he lifted my hand up to his lips and placed a soft loving kiss on my knuckles. "ive missed you so so much baby" his said putting my hand down. a smile crept onto my lips as those words fell out of his mouth. "ive missed you too...so has momo" i say giggling a bit. i interlock our hands as i continue to drive. the sun was setting. the florida palm trees and ocean making the scene so much more pretty. it reminds me of my first date with gaege.

i was 21 and gaege had just turned 22 at the time. "hey...wanna hang out...maybe go to the beach or something" he asked me, throwing his shirt on. "sure..its been awhile since just us have hung out" i say turning my attention to him. his hair was damp since he just got out of the shower. he was staying at my house for a bit since him and his roomate, jacob got into a bad argument. at the time gaege was struggling money wise, and wasnt able to keep up on his rent. "ok...ill get some towels and get dressed" i say going in my room. after a while i came out of my room with my bathing suit on. i covered it with a fishing shirt and a pair of black leggings. me and gaege drove out to the beach. i parked the car and got everything out. i took off my leggings and shirt. i put them in the trunk of the car. i took off my slides and set them in the trunk also. gaege removed his shirt as well and threw it next to mine. i placed the towel down on the white sand and sat down. it was noon and at least 100 degrees out so the water should be warm. gaege walked over to me with a 2 twisted teas. he handed me mine and cracked his open. i stuck mine in my mouth and opened it with my teeth, the lid to the can popping open. he looked over at me. "that doesnt hurt?" he questioned, taking a sip of his drink. "no its way easier than risk breaking a nail" i say holding my drink up to his. we cheered our cans before taking another sip. "hm" he said before setting his down in the sand and running over to me. he pulled on my arm and we ran over to the water. we swam for a while..or a few hours and when we got out it was sunset. absolute beauty. the colors all blended together perfectly. the sun was just over the horizon line and was a lava orange color. the palm trees in front of us made it 100 times better. me and him sat on our towels as we enjoyed out drinks and company. gaege made his move. his hand ran up and down my back. i leaned on him as we enjoyed the sunset. his hand glided up and down my back. i looked up at him. he looked a bit tense. my hand moved his jaw to look at me. he looked at me for a while. i moved in and pressed my lips against his. his eyes widened but he began to kiss back. his hand held the back of my head, deepening the kiss. when we pulled off his face was red. "im sorry" he quickly spoke pulling off of me. "why are you sorry? i was the one who kissed you? ....its ok gaege relax" i reassured him, putting my hands on his chest. "i...i liked it" he whispered "is this a..date?" he continued "sure" i say leaning in again. our lips pressed against each other again. i pulled off and started to rub his back. "see its ok" i whisper.

i drive down the packed highway and look over at gaege, fast asleep. i rub his hand before getting off at one of the exits. i drive down the familiar neighborhood to our newly bought house in the back of a secluded woodsy area. i pull up into the gravel driveway and put the car in park. i unbuckle and bring gaege's luggage onto the porch. i go back out to the car to wake him up. "baby wake up we're home" i say rubbing his cheeks. he groaned before waking up. "hey baby... we're home. i got your luggage on the porch." i say pulling away from him. "mmm ok jus' give me a minute" he slurred stretching his legs and arms. he stepped out of the car and slowly walked up to the porch. i stepped in front of him and unlocked the door. i grabbed his suitcase and brought it inside. "babe i could have gotten that" he said rubbing his eyes. "its ok go lay down, get some rest" i reply bringing his suitcase into our shared room. he followed me up the stairs "gotta nice ass babe" he said chuckling. "perv" i said looking back at him. we walked into the room and i set his suitcase down. "what...not allowed to look at the most amazing piece of art?" he said rubbing his hands up and down my waist. i could tell by his tone he was wide awake now. he started to kiss my neck. as much as i wanted to tell him to get some sleep. i couldn't. i needed his touch. ive been alone for too long and i have a chance to be with him again... as close as possible. i spun around and kissed him with so much passion. i truly missed him. we lied on the bed with him on top of me. i grew wetter and wetter from his touch. i was so deprived...i needed him so badly. his hands slid under my shirt as he began to kneed my breast. his knee pressed against my begging cunt. he kissed an nipped down my neck leaving love bites and kisses. he pulled off before he started to take my jeans off. when he got them off he threw them on the floor. once he saw the wet spot in my panties he tore them off of me before removing my shirt and bra. his hands crept down closer and closer to my begging cunt. he slipped in a finger, curling it against my walls. i let out a whine. "oh gaege" i moan. his face lowers down with my core. he starts to suck on my clit and kitten lick it. my hand forcefully grasps his hair. i push down harder as the room is filled with my moans. my legs close around his head. i whine more as i come closer to my orgasm. he removed his finger and sucked my wetness off it before burying his face deep into my cunt. my breath hitches as he tongue fuckes me agressively. i start to cry out his name and beg him to not stop. "oh fuck dont s-stop!" i cry out as my hand is latched on his hair. i feel my orgasm creep closer. "oh gaege im gonna cum!" i whine. "thats it cum for me" he said kitten licking my clit again. i felt a knot form in my stomach. before i knew it my orgasm hit me like a bus. gaege made sure nothing was left behind before dropping his pants. he let me recover for a second before positioning himself at my entrance. we both let out pleasurable moans. my nails dug into his back. as i adjusted to him. he slowly began thrusting once i let him know it was ok to start. his thrust gained speed. "ah fuck!" i whine as my nails dig deeper into his back. our moans were silenced once we kissed. he took this time to pick up his pace. his tongue explored my mouth. he stopped and pulled off of me. i sat confused. he lifted my legs onto his shoulders and began thrusting again. "you're so so pretty...i wanna see every part of you" he grunted. his thrust got more and more faster by the second. my hand were clawing at his back, leaving red lines down his back. our moans filled the air as we grew closer to our orgasms. his thrust grew sloppy. i throw my head back into the pillow. my hands grasp the sheets. "gaege!" i cry as i reach my orgasm for a second time. it triggered his own. his warmth filled my body. he pulled me up and rubbed the back of my head before placing a kiss on my head. "i love you Y/N"

[elmatashaw]

El Matashaw

≫I mean, my tumblr is literally called Matashaw, of course I’m gonna have Matashaw headcanons! This post is dedicated to the best person I’ve ever met in the fandom, @vampirateee !! I hope you enjoy them a lot, I love you!!

(Tw for slight nsfw)

General headcanons:

El Matador

trans fem, pansexual, she/her pronouns

Spanish, born in the capital

hyper sexual, but doesn’t accept it because “everyone’s a bit horny sometimes” (she’s horny 24/7)

npd and bdp because, do I have to explain??

crazy bitch with multiple disorders but I love her

loves tight shirts and flare/wide pants (and short skirts but that’s on special occasions), her closet literally has any piece you can think of!

rudest person EVER, doesn’t think before talking, and is not willing to. Apologizing? What’s that?

proudest Spaniard you will ever meet

really silky, soft, long black hair, every time she’s stressed she just caresses it

North Shaw

trans masc, bisexual, he/they pronouns

Both of his parents are Argentinian but he was born in Australia

Has freckles literally everywhere, doesn’t really like them

biggest The Smiths and The Cure fan, some people might call him basic because his favorite song is “Boys don’t cry”. He once listened to it all night and his neighbors called the police on him

HES SO DUMB HE CANT TAKE INDIRECTS FOR HIS LIFE OH MY GOD

stupid ass jock (I’m so mad about the fact they made him smarter in the earlier seasons)

a sucker for love, spent his teenage years hugging his pillow while crying

found out he was into men thanks to an “am I gay” quiz he did as a joke with his friends, he got the highest score out of them and stayed awake the whole night thinking about it

his dancing skills are horrible, but has so much fun in discos, he be hitting the most hideous moves with Blok, but hey, he’s happy!

Ship headcanons:

“North is the smart one and El Matador is the stupid one!” INCORRECT LOUD BUZZER, WRONG. THEY ARE BOTH STUPID AS FUCK

used to shower together but they stopped since North kept peeing on his very dear gf☺️

their first date was to the beach, they both got drunk and decided to go run naked and terrorize seagulls (they later had to run away because the seagulls came for them)

North is sometimes quite insecure about his body, and el matador literally does not help.

——north looking at himself in the mirror clearly feeling insecure

——“babe don’t look at yourself like that your ass is so fat and juicy don’t worry”

all their disagreements get solved with a “I’m at Wendy’s do you want something”

North once presented El to his parents, let’s just say they had to go to couple therapy after that! (Thanks Nel for the hc)

admire each other a lot, but will not say it

when sleeping together North keeps getting in El’s side of the bed. (She pushes him out by literally kicking him) (and he somehow doesn’t wake up)

oh yeah I forgot, NORTH SNORES SO LOUDLY.

El Matador once tried to cover his mouth with water to stop the snoring but he began to choke (and he still somehow didn’t wake up)

when bored El asks North to carry her around the house

North canonically doesn’t shower a lot so his very dear gf (☺️) created a twitter account called “North’s days without showering count” in which she posts things like “day nine without north showering. He smells like hell and says going into the ocean counts as showering.” (account which went pretty viral)

when making out North usually grabs her by her waist

they are so dumb some of their conversations are like this

——“dude I was looking for my phone with my phones flashlight 😂😭”

——“oh my god 😂😭 where was it?”

North once got cancelled for punching a cameraman recording them getting out of a restaurant

they can be in the most serious talk of their life’s with the team and El would star rubbing north’s thight and then looking at him like “you know you want this” (once got caught and coach went on an one hour rant with the boys about why it was wrong)

For North’s birthday El gave him multiple photos of herself and made one of those rose petals path with candles to the room

The most romantic North has even done is letting El eat the last fry

North brushes El’s hair when he’s nervous

every time any of them have a hard day they just curl up on the bed hugging each other while the other one cries (but when asked they both deny it because what the fuck that’s so embarrassing)

talk shit together

——“I CANT believe they put Liquido number one in the best hair of the super league category, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?”

——“OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT IT LOOKS HORRENDOUS WHO EVEN FUCKED HIM UP THAT BADLY”

literally kissed in front of everyone after winning the super league but hey… Those are just rumors, alright??

El matador paints North’s nails but he usually ends up eating the nail polish when dry (again thanks Nel for the hc!!)

every time El sees North talk to someone she immediately comes and enters the conversation as she hugs North (jealous cunt)

Both confessed their love to each other when drunk at a super league event

North has an horrible photo of El sleeping as his phone wallpaper

They both sleep naked

NSFW headcanons:

both absolutely love riding each other

There isn’t a pose they haven’t tried out yet

They both have so much hickeys, and when people ask them why do they both CASUALLY have hickeys they’ll just say “yeah I think the mosquitos empire only comes for our necks… and torsos… and waists… and chests….”

THEY ARE SO LOUD OH MY GOD

once had sex in the beach, they’ve never had more fun (north’s idea)

If you wonder, the glasses ARE STAYING.

once had an argument because North came on her face and stained her glasses so she got mad at him, then North said that she should take the glasses off and oh my god north how could u say that to me learn to control your cum it’s not that hard

El once called North at 3am because she was feeling so horny and dirty talked until the sunrise (me and who..)

blowjobs >>>

they like it rough!!

absolutely despise three-ways. Once tried it out and couldn’t even finish

hair pulling at its finest!!

[the-autistic-agoraphobe]

Bluey is a very popular TV show with many people both young and old who watch and enjoy the show. There are four episodes of Bluey I wish to talk about and how these episodes represent disability. The four episodes are Army, Muffin Cone, Turtle Boy and Surprise. I feel like these four episodes atleast display a metaphor for disability. Overall I love seeing disabled characters on TV and I think Blueys representation is great. Warning there may be some spoilers if you haven't seen these episodes yet.

The episode Army features a character named Jack who is a Jack Russell and is experiencing his first day at a new school. Even though ADHD isn't mentioned in the episode the viewer can easily recognise that Jack has ADHD as at the beginning of the episode Jack has trouble sitting still and needs to fidget. Jack also forgets his hat. Having trouble sitting still and forgetting things are both common traits of ADHD. Jacks self confidence is low because of what he struggles to do at the start of the episode than he meets Rusty who's another student at the school. Rusty and Jack play a pretend game where they both pretend to be soldiers in the army. Jack enjoys the game and his confidence is restored as he plays the game well. I am definitely not an expert on ADHD but I believe Jack was expierencing hyper focus when he was playing with Rusty. Hyper focus is when a person with ADHD is really focused on one thing that interests them for a while. Seeing this episode made me feel happy that Jack got his confidence back and focused on the way he can do things that he excelled in. I have read that people with ADHD felt like they could really relate to Jacks story.

The episode Muffin Cone doesn't feature any Disabled characters that I know of however I feel like the fact that Muffin wears a cone and can't do some things is a metaphor for disability. In the episode Bluey and Bingos cousin Muffin has to wear a cone around her neck because she keeps sucking her thumb. The girls try to play sandwich shop but the game doesn't quite work out for Muffin as her cone keeps getting in the way. Bluey and Bingo go to play without Muffin which leaves her feeling sad and left out. Bluey and Bingos mum suggests to her daughters that they can play a different game that Muffin can play. The girls play games that Muffin is able to play with her cone and have lots of fun. This episode struck a cord with me as I can't do some things because of my disabilities and sometimes I feel sad and frustrated that I can't do those things but than I remind myself to focus on the things that I can do. I am still a fun person to be around if people focus on what I can do and accept that I cant do some things. I feel like Muffin, Bluey and Bingo were all much happier when they focused on what Muffin can do while wearing the cone.

Turtle Boy is one of my favourite episodes of Bluey because it features Auslan (Australian Sign Language) which is a language that I am learning and that I enjoy learning. There is a toy turtle that is left behind at the park and at separate times Bingo and Dougie play with the turtle. They both ask their parent if they can take the turtle home. Dougie is Deaf and communicates with his mum using Auslan while Bingo is hearing and communicates with her father using English. It's good to compare both languages and shows how kids are very much alike whether they are Disabled or not. As an Auslan learner I like watching this episode to see how the language is used. Ludo Studios did a great job at learning how to animate the signs from the Deaf community.

The last episode I am going to talk about is Surprise. This episode is great for disability representation as it features a wheel chair race on the TV. The commentator for the wheel chair race is voiced by Kurt Fearnley who is a wheel chair racer himself. He has won gold for Australia at the Paraolympic games. The episode also features a character that resembles Kurt on the TV. Bandit who is Bluey and Bingos dad is really keen to watch the race. However the girls have other plans. Bingo plays a game where she has "babies" which are tennis balls in stubby holders. One stubby holder is bigger than the others and sometimes the tennis ball that resembles the head falls out. Bingo names this baby "Finucane". Bingo says that Finucane needs to go to hospital because of his head falling off and Bandit goes in sees Finucane in the pretend hospital. Bandit talks to Finucane and explains to them what's going on with their head but says that they will be okay with support from their family. I feel like this may resonate with some disabled viewers as Finucane struggles with their disability with their head while other disabled folk may struggle with other things. With support and accommodations many disabled people can thrive.

Overall I think the disability representation in Bluey is done beautifully and I look forward to seeing more disability representation in future episodes. Maybe one day there will be an Autistic character. Thank you for reading this article.

Image Description:

There is a Bluey toy that is standing up. Bluey is a blue dog. There is test on the picture that says "disability representation in Bluey." There are four different symbols around Bluey. The first symbol is a blue with with a white shape resembling a person sitting in a wheelchair in it. The second symbol is a rainbow infinity symbol that represents neurodiversity. The third symbol is a yellow hand signing "I Love You" the hand is in a fist with the thumb, index finger and pinky out. There is a pink heart near the thumb. The fourth symbol is a sunflower that represents hidden disabilities. End Description.

[winderlylandchime]

I am sending this way later than I originally planned since I did write all this out after we finished watching. But we (one of us more than the other) were a fucking mess afterwards soooo here we go 5x10: ‘‘CYNDI LAUPER?! As in Girls just wanna have fun? Please tell me she’s gonna remix it to Gays just wanna have fun’ ‘LOOK AT MY BLONDIE! Look at my dumb little baby who needs to get his head out of his ass and go back to Brian’ the moment happens when those cars drive by with protestors ‘man, fuck you! What a fucking loser’ *throws a pillow at the tv* The scene is now at Brian and Ted when he tells him he’s cancer free ‘wait, Ted is looking for a husband husband? Why is everyone so obsessed with getting married? Why the fuck is Brian going to Australia?! He better take Blondie with him. HE’S CANCER FREE?! *pauses tv* so hold the fuck up. Cancer was there this whole time and he was going to doctors but they just decided to forget about that? Idiots. He needs to celebrate with Blondie not with Australia!’ We are now at the scene where Mikey/Ben try to find a venue and Ben suggests the club. *starts laughing* ‘of fucking course! Brian isn’t a good friend. And he’s not good enough for anyone. But his money and his club? Sign us right up. Fuck all of his so called friends.’ ‘They have to drop Drew? Oh shit. Well this fucking sucks for both of them. (He was dead silent during a scene with Mel and then it went to Brian/Ted/mikey scene) finally something good! (Mikey shows up) ughh this fucker again. Kick him out please. Here he comes asking for help. See even Brian knows that everyone always only wants something from him. This is starting to piss me off and hurt me. (Mikey says brian should apologize) IN WHAT WORLD?! Did you fucking lose your memory from what all you said to him? Fuck you! (Mikey asks for the club) ha, i guess the over the hill’s club boys club is now good enough for you. He’s giving it for free? He’s a way better person than me…’ ‘i get why Emmett is angry at Brian but damn it, im sure he can understand the situation? Its not like Brian did it cause he wanted to do it. I get why he’s mad but damn it come on.’ WE ARE NOW AT THE SCENE WHERE BRIAN WATCHES JUSTIN! ‘Blondie!!! BRIAN! *makes a noise like he’s choking* HES WATCHING HIM! GO UP TO HIM AND KISS HIM AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM YOU STUBBORN BEAUTIFUL SHIT! AHHHHHHHH BLONDIE SAW HIM! THATS IT? TAKE CARE AND HE LEAVES? WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN FOR THEM TO GET BACK TOGETHER?!’ And we are now at the benefit and it shows Monty and Eli ‘ughhh theyre here too. (They make a joke about Brian) Justin, if you don’t start throwing hands, i will! Where’s the old Blondie? He’d fight them, why is he so disgusting towards Jen. What a prick.’ ‘MY GIRL CYNDI!!! I FUCKING LOVE HER!!!!’ Jen and Tucker kiss and it shows Justin going through it ‘that’s literally me when they show Mel and Linds. But more importantly imagine Brian with him right now. He’d be cracking jokes left and right.’ ‘BRIAN! Go to the club! Get Blondie back! Come the fuck on JUST FOR ONCE LISTEN TO ME!’

ANNNNNND the bomb just went off *huge gasp and he covers his mouth with his hands and accidentally hits himself with the cast* ‘WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT?! WHAT WAS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! (It tells on the radio about the bomb) AN EXPLOSION?! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BRIAN GO BACK! GO TO THE CLUB! HES GOING! WHATS GOING ON?! (It shows the club scene and Brian just arrived) *he is actually shaking while watching* WHERES MY BLONDIE! BRIAN BE CAREFUL! (Jen says justin is inside and brian runs in) im gonna fucking kill someone if something happens to Blondie. BRIAN IS RUNNING IN OF COURSE HES RUNNING IN! FUCK FUCK FUCK *he is actually on the verge of tears* he better be alive! IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO BRIAN IM BURNING THIS WHOLE PLACE DOWN. (brian starts screaming for Justin) he’s fucking screaming his name. Just like at the garage. Im gonna fucking jump off a bridge, i cant handle this. (Brian spots Justin) OH FUCKING HELL HES ALIVE! MY BOY IS ALIVE! I dont have to commit arson….yet. LOOK AT THEM HUGGING, he was so FUCKING WORRIED! Poor Brian, imagine this happening at your club. Fuck.’ He then paused the tv on Ted and just sat back and stared at the tv for a minute and then let out a big sigh and pressed play. And now we’re at the hospital scene ‘this is making me nervous. I hate this. Oh look Brian being nice to Ben…and they say he doesn’t do charity. Is Mike alive? Yo ben, chill. It’s her fucking kid so shush. BRIAN ONCE AGAIN SAVING THE DAY…wait didnt he have cancer? Brian is about to burn this hospital down. Good for him!’ We’re are the scene with Deb and Brian praying and he only let out a very soft whimper when Brian went to hold her hand but that was it.

And we are at the I love you scene!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he is dead silent, hes covering his mouth and his elbows are on his knees and he is shaking and still on the verge of tears* ‘my boys! I was worried where Blondie was. Please tell me he is getting his man back. (Brian hugs Justin and starts his speech) *he starts slowly crying the second Brian hugs him and the tears just keep coming* (Brian says i love you) *huge gasp and he covers his mouth and just stares in silence until the screen goes black* ‘oh my god…oh my…*said very softly* he said it…he fucking sai- HE SAID HE LOVES HIM! HE SAID HE FUCKING LOVES HIM! HE FUCKING SAID I LOVE YOU! HE SAID! HE! *gets up and starts screaming while pointing to the tv and then hits me on my shoulder* HE SAID IT! I DIDNT HALLUCINATE THAT SHIT! HE ACTUALLY SAID IT! *slowly sits down with his hands all up in his hair and tears going down his face* he said i love you. Twice. He said it twice. Once for him and once for everyone. I…i gotta see that shit again’ *immediately rewinds it* ‘why the fuck didnt blondie say it back? Probably cause he’s processing it like me. He said it. He fucking said. A bomb had to go off but he did it. AND THEY KISSED! WE ARE BACK BABY! AND HE FUCKING FINALLY SAID IT! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO FINALLY WIN SOMETHING!’ He then proceeded to call our mom and when she answered he just yelled into the phone ‘BRIAN SAID I LOVE YOU TO BLONDIE!’ And then hung up and went on the next episode.

Dear sweet anon, I don’t know if your loyal readers are ready for what is about to happen. Dear friends, I’ve read the messages and we must rally. Brother Anon has really been through it. All of his opinions pass peer review and also are Nice and Accurate (forgive the GO reference).

Yeah, I do not understand the cancer arc timeline. Is Brian cancer free at a certain month mark or… because he finished treatment before the Liberty Ride. IDK.

That scene with Brian watching him is heartbreaking. HOW CAN ANYONE SAY BRIAN DOESN’T CARE?

The explosion! “Just like at the garage” I AM DYING. Exactly like that. Brian not knowing if Justin is alive will ALWAYS get me.

His reaction to the I Love You is everything. It is all of us. He is one of us. The one bright moment in the entire season.

[libraryofloveletters]

“The baby’s crying, the food’s burning, the dogs are fighting and your calling me to see what time my family’s coming at?” And “How’d you fit a reindeer in the apartment?” To end the day

For Daniel pleaseeeee, chaotic first christmas as new parents but dan being dan cant go a day without a lil prank. The Ricciardos coming to celebrate them together from Australia fill with tooth-rotting fluff. I can’t wait to read your holiday extravaganza ❤️

this is sooo him lmao // prompts: “The baby’s crying, the food’s burning, the dogs are fighting and you're calling me to see what time my family’s coming at?” & “How’d you fit a reindeer in the apartment?” 

“Come take your son!” You shouted from the kitchen, rocking the crying boy on your hip as you stirred whatever was in the pot in front of you. 

Today was a bit of a disaster. 

You and Daniel, well Daniel, offered you two up to host Christmas dinner and he said you two could manage it and yet, you were doing everything; cooking dinner, rocking your crying son, trying to get the dogs to stop fighting on the back deck and he was god knows where. 

You can hear Daniel tumbling with something in the other room and you were starting to get irritated. “Daniel!” You shout for him again. 

“Coming!” He shouts, running onto the kitchen to take your son from you. “Do you know what time my parents are getting here?” He asks, as he takes the boy and begins to rock him. 

Stopping, you turn to face the man. “The baby’s crying, the food’s burning, the dogs are fighting and you’re calling me to see what time my family’s coming at?”

He takes the hint and moves on from the question. Instead, the man dances around the kitchen with the boy in his arms, the two of them laughing at each others; all teeth as they do, well gums for the little man. 

Daniel sets the table while you finish up on dinner, running up to take a quick shower and get dressed before you two swap. You change the little man while Daniel gets dressed. 

The doorbell rings and you were about to head down to get it when he runs past you, “I got it!” 

His rush to answer the door should have been hint number one that your husband was up to no good. 

Nonetheless, you feed the baby once more before you go downstairs. You freeze on the stairs. “Is that a fucking reindeer?” You ask your husband, shocked as you stare at him holding the leash attached to what seems to be a reindeer. 

“Yeah,” he grins, “do you like it?” 

“Daniel, how’d you fit a reindeer in the house ?” You ask and shook your head, “no, take that thing outside.” 

“Wait, no baby come on.” 

“No Daniel, we can’t have a live reindeer in the house while we eat dinner. Put it in the yard.” You point to the backyard and he goes to take it through the house. 

“No! Walk out the front door!” You huff as he turns the other way. Daniel takes the reindeer which was creepily calm outside. You look at the boy, kissing his head before whispering; “your father is crazy.” 

[shoftiiel]

bound to you: 2

“you have nothing to worry”

synopsis: y/n is the new girl in town, she would like to escape from her past and begin a new life without any romance drama, but what happens when she caught the attention of a certain boy who happens to be one of her brother’s best friends.

word count: 783

warnings: cursing??? i actually don’t remember, mentions of cheating

a/n: sorry if there are any mistakes

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you scoffed at the message your brother had just sent you, when you looked up you saw a tall young man walking towards you, finally, you thought.

“y/n!” jake smiled and gave you a tight hug, he was happy, his baby sister was going to be with him, he felt the need to protect you, in his eyes, you were was still a fragile little girl; but the truth was that over the two years that he had been away lots of things had changed.

“Jake, I cant breath, you are crushing me” he quickly let her go and gave you a warm smile, you two were actually very close, Jake was only a year older than you but he still treated you like a baby. He grabbed your things and stuffed them into the car.

“so tell me, how are things back home” Jake asked, “well you know, mom’s always busy, dad is varely home, they send me here so I can keep an eye on you” you said with a mocking tone “yeah sure, if anything I am the one that will be keeping an eye on you”. The way to campus was filled with laughter, “you'll be staying in the dorms?” Jake asked, he sounded a little concerned to be honest “yes, according to the email they sent me someone should be waiting for me, a kim sunoo, do you know him?”

“him? He is not going to be your roommate?” y/n rolled her eyes at her brother’s comment “no jake, he is just going to show me around and be sort of my guide”

“I could do that” he was being overprotective, most people would find that annoying, but you thought it was sort of cute “you don’t have to worry about me, I can take care of myself” of course he did not buy it, “if he tries anything funny just let me know”

The truth behind Jake’s behavior was that you used to have a boyfriend, he cheated on you just one week after Jake left; when you told him he wanted to swim all the way there just to beat his ass, he was furious, but what bothered him the most was the fact that you were all by yourself. Back in Australia you did not have friends, you were always hanging out with your brother, it was you two against the world.

“you have nothing to worry big bro” you knew how jake hated when you called him that, he just rolled his eyes “oh you better stop that young lady”

“ew don't call me that you sound like dad”

“but for real yn” he sounded very serious “you are not alone anymore, I am here, anything you need you call me, i’ll be there for you”

“thanks jake” i really appreciate it, he just smiled at you.

“now, let's look for this kim sunoo guy”

He parked in front of the sophomore dorms and there was a guy sitting by the door of the girls' dorms, “Jake look, I think that’s him”. The guy had a big smile, he looked so kind. When you got out of the car he stood up and approached you.

“hi, you must be y/n”

“y-yes, that’s me”

“well, hello, I am sunoo, the school office asked me to show you around, but i believe its kinda late, so here is my number” he handed you a sticky note “anything you need just let me know, here are the keys to your dorm”

“thank you”

“it's on the second floor, the third door to your right” you could not believe how someone could be so nice to someone they just met. “I guess that’s all, i’ll see you around” he waved at you “byeee” he said to Jake, that actually startled him a little, but he returned the gesture.

Jake helped you carry your things to your dorm “gosh y/n! How many things did you bring” he complained all the way to the second floor “you are such a cry baby, it is not that heavy!”

“You don't have a roommate?”

“nope, i am not complaining tho”

“all right then i'll leave now” he was heading to the door and when he was about to leave he just said “oh I almost forgot sunghoon says hi” you blushed at the mention of his name, Jake knew that you had a small crush on his best friend, he couldn't blame you tho, sunghoon was indeed very attractive, but you did not had any romantic feelings towards him, besides he saw you as a little sister, you reminded him of his sister.

“byeee jake, see you tomorrow”

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[simluvbot]

jake as your boyfriend

a/n: I wrote this while very sleepy so I apologise if there are some grammatical mistakes </3 also this is 95% gender neutral apart from one point (:

open to read <3

honestly the boyfriend that anyone wishes they had

very very caring and sweet with you ):

CONSTANTLY boasts about you to the members, but in reality is pretty shy in front of you when it comes to truly describing how he feels about you, to you

jake is your number one simp and yes very openly admits it

you know how he often posts mirror selcas on twitter? YEAHH well he also takes them with you

saves it as his lockscreen photo (:

and will he stare at said photo at 1am when he cant sleep?? thinking about you?? yes

has a shared spotify playlist with you where you both can add songs to it

likes to just sit and vibe to music with you

you have SO many inside jokes with him, literally

you’ll both be around the members when someone says something and you two will just look at each other and giggle about a reference no one else but you and him understand

jake is the type of boyfriend to randomly show up at your house in the middle of the night after practice just because he misses you

jake is very cuddly!!! 

he also wears hoodies vv often so it makes cuddling with him extra comfy and soft ): not to mention how nice he smells 😳

likes laying with his head either on top of your chest or in the crook of your neck, your hands running through his hair softly ):

he is the biggest koala youve ever seen i stg

will NOT let u go as soon as he holds on,, seriously

once that man has attached to you, you know that its gonna be a while before you’ll finally be allowed to get up lmao

will beg you to come cuddle with him saying it’ll only be for 5 minutes when by the time you realise its surely been longer than 5 minutes its actually been nearly 30 minutes

will even cuddle you in front of the members. will spot you across the room and open his arms wide, beckoning you over to him on the sofa

at first it was very shy skinship in front of the others since jake only really likes sharing such precious moments with you when youre both alone, but soon enhypen adjust to it and instead it becomes a regular occurence to see u and jake sitting next to each other half draped across one another lmao

it’s embarrassing for you but its jake sim. how could you even reject your boy?

if youre in school, our smart boy will like to take interest in whatever youre studying!

sits and watches lectures with you and reads your notes lol

asks you questions to do with what youre learning and helps you revise

honestly just likes learning new things since he misses it, so he likes to pay attention with you to help you study and also for him to learn new things too! 

expect cheesy good morning texts and pickup lines whenever he is not busy lmao

also expect him to not-so-discreetly leave his hoodies at your house ever since he first saw you wear his grey one

always sends snaps(?) to you of selfies and generally updates just for you on his day. 

yes he will make them cheesy by for example saying “we are eating bibimbap for lunch today. but i wish you were here too~” or “today is so long, i hope to see your face as an energiser 😍”

he uses the ‘😍’ emoji all of the time in his tweets so expect him to use it all of the time with you too lmao

😍😍😍😍😍

yep. the emoji pretty much sums up how he feels about you tbh

doesnt mind buying you something if you ask him for it

but you never do

but will your rich boyfriend still unnecessarily splurge money on you? yes

kisses!! with jake :D

at first he will ALWAYS ask for your permission to kiss you

even after youve dated for a while he will still 95% of the time ask for your consent

mainly is because he is very very shy when kissing you

but also because he never wants to make you feel uncomfortable!! at all. NEVER. not on his watch!

very very soft, breathy and giggly kissing 🥺

likes it when you kiss his nose 🥺🥺

many giggles,, many many giggles during soft kissing hours with jakey

also likes it when you hold his neck/jaw

and as for not so soft kisses 😳

loves loves loves it when you run your hand through his hair and tug on it

soft groans from him

will deepen the kiss by holding onto your jaw to angle better

he likes french. no more comments

whenever you kiss jake its literally heaven. butterflies in your stomach,,  always !!

idk but there is just something. about the way that he leans forward and gently drops you to the bed before he’s soon on top of you and quite literally caging you between him and the bed

whenever this happens you swear you nearly pass out every time by just how simply intoxicating jake sim is. his cologne, his kisses, his hands, his words, his heat

and quite quickly is goodbye to shy, flustered jake

...anyways

NEVER lets anyone hurt you

if anyone ever disrespects you he can become pretty scary.. will get in their face and directly confronts them. but that rarely ever happens so dw!

(if youre a girl) jake is the type of boyfriend that makes no issue from you accidentally staining the bed from your period

will pause and ask you instead if youre okay, if youre in pain, if you need to go get you anything or buy you pads

will then help you change the sheets and while he waits for you to finish showering, he’ll in the meantime make the bed extra comfy and will choose a film for the cuddle session you two have after you come out 🥺

literally will do anything you ask him to

is WHIPPED for you. literally a puppy when it comes to you

Talking about puppys,, constantly shows you photos of layla

you very soon become layla’s mother in his eyes despite you not even having met her yet lmao

‘one day,’ he says. one day 😔

he really wants to take you to australia one day and show you his hometown

he even has a section in his notes app where he’s written down all of the different places he would take you to if you both did go ):

Overall such a kind and considerate boyfriend

The type of boyfriend that just makes you feel so so safe and warm. He is your home and he never fails in making you feel comforted

And same thing for him! He simply loves being around you, staring at you and complimenting you

You are his favourite person <3 and he always puts you as one of his main priorities. Always.

[thefangirl-16-blog]

Ranting about Every Wide Smile

(that is currently in my playlist)

So I have a playlist of 20 different versions of wide smile and I'm bored so I'm gonna talk about them (cos I've got a mostly free day today and I'm procrastinating) also i worte this as I was listen to each versions so some have way more than others, sorry

1983 Workshop

I cant understand 90% of what he's saying but what i can hear i really like. But i mean its Michael and he's great so of course he sounds good lol. The context of this version's very different since it would go there U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D. is the final show and really wish i could hear it better cos the lyrics are definitely different and id really like to know they are. Also also I love much he gets into it

OLC Cast Recording

I listen to this one almost everyday lol. I have clear Michael Staniforth bias but can you blame me? idk what to say about this one, its just really great lol

Japan/Australia Tour 1987 album

The intro from Bway onwards is somehow giving both 14 year old writes edgy poetry and actually being kinda cool and idk how. This one does kinda sound like he's just singing instead acting it at all but that could also just be me. Like the way he says this red C will not divide a lot

London 1988

Okay unpopular opinion time but this is low-key my second favourite wide smile. Idk i just really like his energy also its very elctraboose-y to me so that's probably a big factor as well. "You naughty know it boy" my beloved. They way he says no way makes the brain very happy which is a weird thing to focus on i know lol

1989 Bochum Press Rehearsal

Rip Electra's Mic in the opening. I love the way cb moves so much also the way hes like red caboose:D at certain points - very cute. Mini handshake for the win HANDSTAND CARTWHEEL THINGY

Broadway 1988

TODD LESTER MY BELOVED <3 my absolute fave version no competition. THE SPILTS!!!! incredible. Gets one point off for Electra's brush hair tho. "I admire you soo" and "GREASEBAWL". The way he says rail disaster lives rent free in my way and can't explain and the hiding in the back of the freight train bit, basically all of it lol. Also im trying not to focus too much on visuals but love the choreography. V. good electraboose handshake as well. The little bit at the end with even more pop culture references is low-key incomprehensible half way through but i cant help but love it. "Sleep tight sleepy head, the red caboose is under your bed"

Bochum 1989

This somehow has less pixels than my beloved london boot. Idk how i feel about his laugh at the start still a very funky little guy tho. Nothing really stands out too much but its still very soild (as if theres a bad version this song) does the red ca-BOOSE thing at one point

US Tour 1990

I really like the way his voice sounds but idk how to articulate why. He gets the longer ending again which i really enjoy

'National Tour' 1990 (might also be US Tour)

Voice doesnt really scream cb to me but I dont dislike it either very different take on the handshake bit vocally but since I'm listening to these all at once, it's a welcome change

Bochum 1991 Album

The opening 2 seconds gives me life. Not sure about how i feel about it just kinda starting tho. He seems kinda quiet? at the beginning but i like him the longer it goes on tbh. He's just a funky little man here and i love it also he basically yells red caboose and i love that

honestly I have no idea what year this is Bochum

This one is defiantly in the wrong place in the playlist lol. I wish I had more to say about this one, it's just very solid but this is another one where nothing really stands out too much. I like his little laugh at the end tho

1991 Bochum

Another one that moves in a very cb way idk how to explain it but it juts screams cb to me lol. Love his voice as well. The way he say red caboose is so great. Handstand-cartwheel-thingy my beloved <3. Love his laugh as well

Bochum 2001

Very mixed emotions on this ceeb. Definitely think he goes way too far his laugh, he does sound pretty gremlin-y but im not sure if it's in a cb way? idk how to explain it. This Electra wig is just bad I'm sorry. Gets props for being the last video that I've found with the handshake. I think I've been too mean on this one, he's not BAD im just not sure if the vibes is right i guess?

Bochum 2003/4

The first handshake-less wide smile video. Also the audio on this insanely loud for some reason? it's got nothing to do with the performance tho. A nice ceeb, I enjoy. Electra puts his hand on CB's shoulder at end and i'm counting that as an electraboose moment now

Bochum 2003/4 (but a different one)

That moment when you realise this footage might be as old as you. fdjbjdkbgkbfkdb i hate having nothing say. He's good but nothing really stands out that much after it cut down imo so it makes the later ones hard

Bochum 2004

You can tell his guy is faking the laugh :/ he does just sound like he's say hahaha. Electra rolling the r in red sound is cool tho. This ceeb low-key did a little laugh-word thing on one of his red's and that's cute, i like that

Bochum 2015

Nice laugh in the beginning, still hate that they somehow made it shorter again and less electraboose stuff. He definitely does the red caBOOSE thing and I love that so much. There is lowkey electraboose at the end tho which is good (i mean they stand now to each but you know - im easily pleased)

English Charity Gala Bochum 2017

I don't really love Dan's CB that much tbh. His voice just doesn't really fit for me? love his can't explain. He has a v. good laugh tho, especially at the end

London Workshop 2017

Okay don't @ me but I really like this guy as BV, like i don't really like him the rest of the workshop but I do really like his wide smile. The way he says back and track is so great and idk why. "Ain't that rich". The vibe is very different from the ceebs but i think that really fits BV so im not complaining

Bochum 2018

I hinted this before, but I think Dan is a better BV than CB imo. Didn't say this before but I love that it's longer again (now give them a handshake as well). Dan's high notes absolutely give me life

[emgene]

Enhypen When You're Scared of Spiders

In which you freak out bc you see a spider Requested

Warnings: Swearing, me struggling, not edited

Jungwon -100% just kills the spider -I can see him getting scared of it but still kills it for your sake -I can also see him looking up natural spider repellent lol (peppermint, citrus, cedar, things like that)

Heeseung -I think he likes bugs but I'm not sure if that means spiders too -100% the type to tease you for being scared of spiders tho -He really gives me "throw a shoe at the spider but miss it and it runs away" vibes

Jay -You freaking out scares him more than the actual spider does -Which is saying something bc i'm pretty sure he's scared of spiders to at least some degree -He tries his best to act brave for you and get rid of the spider but uh -Next thing you know you're packing up and moving out bc fuck spiders

Jake -Boy grew up in australia i cant imagine him being scared of spiders -I feel like he'd just simply take care of the spider for you -There's not much to really say about him bc I don't think he'd make a huge deal of it? -He might try getting you to start dealing with them yourself? yk, face your fears (i'd move out if he made me do that tho)

Sunghoon -I feel like he's the type to either safely capture the spider and release it outside -OR he practically drops a bomb on said spider and annihilates it -There's no in-between with him

Sunoo -Asks one of his hyungs to deal with the spider -Says its bc he has to help you cope with seeing such a horrifying beast -Yeah he's teasing you a little but he doesn't wanna go anywhere near that thing either

Ni-Ki -Okay so i'm pretty sure this kid doesn't like bugs and things like that but... -I feel like he's the type to trap a spider in a cup and scare you with it -He's our little prankster but at the same time he's still pretty considerate so if you're like actually terrified of them then i dont think he'd do that -He'd just take care of the spider, whether it be himself or asking someone, and go on with his day

[aus-wnt]

Could you post the article with Steph and Dean? Cant access it outside Australia

Steph Catley and Dean Bouzanis are chasing very different football dreams in London

One plays in the top tier. The other is living a fairytale in the lower leagues. It‘s not your average Aussie gap year in London, writes ADAM PEACOCK.

London expat life is a rite of passage for many Australian twentysomethings.

Scratch enough together to get to the English capital, work a little, play plenty, and come home with an empty wallet but life experience you can bank for life.

Steph Catley and Dean Bouzanis are living it right now. To a degree.

Both footballers, elite footballers, they wake up each day in their quiet little abode in St Albans, north London, and aim for perfection.

Forget weekends in Prague or Paris, both Catley and Bouzanis are loving life, and each other, experiencing moments as footballers they’ll look back on fondly.

For Catley, it’s turning out for Arsenal and matching it with Sam Kerr, and the rest of the greatest players on the planet, in the Women’s Super League.

For Bouzanis, it’s the helter-skelter life in England’s lower divisions for Sutton United, a club that has turned a floundering existence into a fairytale.

No weekend sessions at the Walkabout for this pair.

There’s no right way, or wrong way to meet someone.

Sure, the dream scenario to tell the grandkids is one swept the other off their feet at a fancy ball, catching each other’s eye mid-waltz. Or something like that.

Steph and Dean’s courtship was, shall we put it, more … modern.

“He slid into my DM’s,” says Steph.

In Dean’s defence, there’s a little more context.

In late 2016, both were playing for Melbourne City, but the men’s and women’s teams trained at different times and occupied different areas of the training base.

Steph did have a vague idea who Dean was, although he did blend in.

“At the time, it was him, Paulo Retre, Anthony Caceras and Michael Zullo. All these boys had the exact same haircut,” Steph continues. “All different heights, but all had that black wave with the short sides, they all looked identical!

“Didn’t know names, and didn’t watch them much,” says Steph, who then turns to Dean and bluntly continues, “To be honest I didn’t know who you were.”

That gets a laugh from both of them now, but thankfully at the time, Dean - not known for his lack of confidence - was none the wiser. He’d seen Steph play for City but didn’t know how to get to know her better, until one afternoon at a Melbourne shopping centre when fate intervened. Well, kind of.

It’s only fair they explain a big life event in their own words, complete with body language from their north London lounge room, how it all unfolded nearly six years ago.

Dean: “I was at Chadstone having lunch and she binned me!”

Steph laughs, but doesn’t disagree.

Steph: “I was waiting for a friend to finish work, had headphones, in [my] own little world, and I never saw him.”

Dean giggles, knowingly.

Dean: “I was actually a nervous wreck, didn’t approach her there. I had more confidence on Instagram.”

Steph nods.

Steph: “Later on he sends me a message on Instagram, ‘Thanks for binning me at Chadstone.’

Dean laughs out loud, and has nothing left to add.

Steph: “And that’s how we started talking. WHAT A CATCH, honestly!”

But does it matter how the first move came about? Probably not when their relationship is still going strong, helped by big career moves for both.

*****

Catley has come a long way since her debut as a 15 year-old for Melbourne Victory in 2009, when, as she puts it, “I was running around like a headless chook, no power in my legs, trying to cross!”

She is now one of the world’s premier left-sided defenders, at home either centrally or with more license to move forward from left-back.

In 2020, becoming weary of the 12 month calendar of playing in Australia and America, Catley decided to take the plunge, and said yes to an approach from Arsenal, one of the leading teams in England.

A little removed from the shyness of their initial hook-up, Bouzanis was only too happy to follow at the same time and organised a deal with Sutton United in London’s south.

“I’d been here before,” says Bouzanis, who was signed by Rafa Benitez at Liverpool when he was just 16. “So it was more important for Steph to be as settled as she could.”

She needed all the support she could get in her first few months at Arsenal when a bad calf injury was followed by a serious hamstring tear which required surgery. Catley played just six matches in that first season for Arsenal, split over three frustratingly short spells in September, December and then May. The painstaking rehab, requiring the patience of a monk, would have been a lot more difficult without Bouzanis there.

It was all worth it, because now she’s flying.

“It was a rough start but once I got healthy,” says Catley, “it’s just nothing I’ve ever experienced. I’ve grown so much as a player.

“You have to be at your best every day. I’m defending [brilliant Dutch striker] Vivianne Miedema every session. She’s either gonna make you look silly or you can be right on your game and stop her.

“Can’t switch off for a second, and that was new to me when I got here.”

Week in, week out, she’s playing against the best, whether it be Kerr at Chelsea – who recently “kicked the crap out of my knee. She said sorry” – or Europe’s elite in the Champions League.

“You’re flying into these games across Europe, playing home and away and I grew up dreaming about it. Pure football, intense, but exactly where I want to be.”

In late March, Catley’s Arsenal will play German giants Wolfsburg in the quarter-finals. Successful navigation will probably mean a semi-final meeting with reigning champions Barcelona.

Just how good are Barcelona?

Catley’s eyes widening at the question gives the answer away.

“They are THAT good,” she says. “Never felt anything like it, or seen anything like it. The way they keep the ball, move it, they are relentless.”

Big game after big game is on the horizon, and not just at club level. Catley knows the Matildas have wrongs to right. Her 100th appearance for Australia unfortunately coincided with a disappointing afternoon for the Matildas: the Asian Cup quarter final-exit to Korea Republic.

“It’s a tough one,” Catley reflects. “After we went out there was a lot of panic.

“There’s not panic in the camp or anything like that, we know what we are doing, we know the path we are on.

“I do understand the expectation. It’s on us for good reason. The better you get, the more comes. We should be doing better, we should be getting further in that tournament but I still don’t think we’re in crisis mode.”

The Matildas resume in April and Catley knows the scrutiny will ramp up with every passing moment toward next year’s Women’s World Cup.

If he’s allowed, Bouzanis will be front and centre cheering on.

But the way things are going, it’s doubtful.

*****

Before he and Catley hit London, Bouzanis had lived in England before, when Liverpool plucked him from high school in Sydney on a six-year contract.

“It was a rude shock when I came here,” he says, “living on my own, extremely homesick.”

He fought through the initial pain of missing family to knuckle down and break into Liverpool’s Premier League squad. He fondly remembers being with his visiting mum and seeing his squad number, 43, and name in the club shop.

He shared a training pitch and dressing room with legends, and learned especially from Steven Gerrard. “Mate, I love him. Un-bee-lievable. On the pitch, off the pitch, as a bloke, captain, leader, everything.”

After five years, though, he could feel his breakthrough wouldn’t come. So he moved on, bouncing between lower leagues in England, Holland, Greece, and of course the A League and Melbourne City where, around the time of winning the club’s first trophy, the 2016 FFA Cup, he Don Juan-ed his way into Catley’s heart, which led to a return to England.

Bouzanis has matured from the homesick teenager, although Catley does note, “I can’t imagine a teenage Dean living alone, [you] should have seen our house when I got back from the Asian Cup. A disaster!”

Thankfully the level of his football is better than the level of his domestication.

Bouzanis’ club Sutton United is a little club crashing through its ceiling, thriving in the relentless nature of English lower league football.

“I’ve played 95 games in 19 months. It's non-stop,” says Bouzanis, who was a big reason Sutton created history last season.

After 123 years playing ‘non-league’ – the divisions below England’s top four professional leagues – Sutton got themselves promoted. They play out of Gander Green Lane, squashed in London’s endless sprawl of suburbs towards the south, the 90 minute commute from home in St Albans more than worth it.

“It’s a club of fantastic people, great manager,” Bouzanis says. “Last year not one person expected us to win the league we did. Won promotion over 42 games, and we’ve got a chance to go up again.”

At the time of writing, Sutton are just four points off an automatic promotion spot to League One – unthinkable just 18 months ago for such a tiny club – plus in the semi-finals of the EFL Trophy.

Win that, and Sutton and Bouzanis are off to Wembley.

Another season like that in 2022-23 will mean he’ll be needed back in London for pre-season well before the Women’s World Cup starts in Australia.

It’s a hectic life. Little wonder there’s no time for sightseeing.

*****

Last weekend, with the Matildas electing not to play any games in the international window, Catley had the weekend off.

Bouzanis was away with Sutton playing in the north of England in Hartlepool, which in February, will all due respect, is not exactly Dubrovnik in August.

Catley stayed home. Bouzanis came home with a point.

The adventures are kept local. Afternoons off in St Albans, or the odd Thursday off exploring London. Other than that, it’s football and more football.

Which is fine. This is no Contiki Tour. The only taste they’ll have of a regular London expat experience is a week together somewhere in Europe once both season’s end in June.

Then it will be back into it, and neither Catley nor Bouzanis would have it any other way.

[dystopia-fantasy]

Always read the job description -Part 1

Max was a fit, well built man. He had been body building since he was 14 and now In his early 40s he has the body of a god, but is slowly getting to the age when he needs to find another way to make money. He knows he can't take part in his competitions anymore, and needs to take it easy. He got great grades in school and college, proving people wrong that you can't be a nerd in a jock body.

Max had some money saved and was able to keep up on bills for a few months but needed a job to keep his large house, in the rich area of the city. He got a call from a business he applied to a couple of days ago, telling him to go in for an interview tomorrow, and if it goes well he will be sent straight on a trip for the company. He gets his new blue suit ready to be worn the next day.

The morning arrives, it's 5am, and Max wakes. He does his normal morning routine, making breakfast, working out, taking a shower, then gets his suit on ready for his early morning interview. Driving to the office building in the middle of New York, it's at least 50 stories high, and is made of mostly glass, and is one of the newest modern builds in the city.

On arrival a large man in his late 60s wearing a suit greets him, "hello sir, you must be max, Sir Mammon is on his way down to collect you, may I say what an amazing suit you have on today".

Max looks the man up and down, seeing the man's huge belly flowing out from under his dress shirt, showing a massive W shape, "thanks mate, you might want a bigger shirt" then points to his belly.

"sorry if I offended you sir, but all clothing has been chosen by Sir Mammon himself" Mammon is the big boss of the business "if you would like to make a complaint I can print you a form".

Max laughs, "No thanks, I'm gonna sit over there, tell Mammon im there".

"will do sir, have a great day" the man says while max walks away paying no more attention to him.

About 15 minutes later a young handsome slender man walks over. "Max is it?" He says behind Max.

"yes.." max says confused.

"I'm Mammon, nice to meet you" he smiles holding his hand out for a shake.

"oh hello Mammon, is wasn't expecting someone so young, no offence of course" max shaking his hand.

Mammon let's out a little laugh, with a little grin "it's ok max, people don't expect someone like me to own such a remarkable company like this one would you like to follow me, we can go up to my office, this is Mark by the way, he's my Butler". Mark is another large man aged around 50, he has a massive belly stuffed into his suit, hes huffing and puffing, like he ran a marithon, "don't mind him, most of my staff are..."

Max cuts him off "fat?"

They both laugh, "you could say that Max" the elevator arrives and they all walk in, "now max, you did read the whole advertisement correct?".

Max didn't, it's was 48 pages long, who would read it all? He just looked at the wage he would get, it started at $100,000 per month. "Yes, I did".

"that's good, most guys are more keen to keep their body's but I guess if your struggling you'll do anything."

Max now confused just nod's and watches though the glass elevator as they fly up to the top floor.

"where here sir" Mark the butler says peacefully in his British accent.

They walk into the room, and Mammon sits at his desk pouring himself a glass of wisky, and Max one too. Max looks around in aww, the room was covered in art work, with the walls painted in golds and whites and had its own bar. "How do you have all this money?" Max asked.

"a mix of many things, this company, and a few investments paid for this whole building, I have many other ways but we're not here for that." Mammon points at the seat," take a seat max" Max sits the chair is made from leather and is very comfy. "So, max, I've gone through your file, I think you're perfect for the job."

"so, does that mean I have the job?" Max replies confused, expecting to be asked a question.

"well yes, if you agree to the terms"

"terms?" Max still confused.

"well yes, you expect to be paid 10times the amount the normal person for this job without any terms or conditions?"

"well I didn't know.." Max gets cut off.

"Max let me simplify them for you. You sacrifice your body to the company, and in trade you get, $100k X the amount you weigh paid into your account per month, So if you weigh 450lbs, you get $450k a month."

"what the fuck? That's sick, I'm not doing that, I'm leaving" and with that Max got up from the chair and stood face to face with Mammon, with the desk all that is separating them. "Your sick, you fa**ot".

With that Mammon's eyes glow a bright red. "I'm a what?" Max got through back against the chair by an invisible force. "Max you could have just left with your freedom, but now look what you've gotten yourself into".

"Let me go, What the fuck?" Max says while traped against that chair, it chreeking with the force of his muscle.

"I'm a fucking demon max, I'm never going to 'let you go'" he took a second break to mock max, "now, what did you say? Fa**ot, was it?".

"fuck, I didn't mean it" the force pins him down harder, trapping his arms against the leather chair arms, and pushing his legs against the underboard. "Please let me go home, I won't do it again."

"shut up max, the process is already starting".

Max looks down to see his body deflating, his pecs turning from mountain peaks to a flat surface, his giant powerful arms turning weak and light. And then looking up he sees a whole new man infront of him.

"Not as big as I thought I would get, but boy I'm big" he took a break to admire his new giant arms and pecs.

"what the?" Max looks in confusion, "how did you do that? Give me them back".

"what are you gonna do max? I'm an infinitely powerful being and you, your an old man, or at least your going to be."

"I'm only 42, what do you mean, going to be?"

"you see I don't have my infinite life span on earth, so to stay alive and in this fit body, I absorb anything a guy has and I want. In your case, these massive muscles, but then I need to absorb their life force as well, in order to make sure I don't age."

"what do you mean life force?"

"well, you have roughly 50 years, worth of life left, I'll drain about 20 years leaving you in your future crippled body at around age 60, force you to work for the company for another 20 years, then when your 80 drain the rest of your life, which after you get fat won't be much, then you got to hell."

"man your sick, let me go, LET ME GO!".

A bright red light shoots from Peters hand enveloping Max's whole body, and he starts to age, his face wrinkling, skin dropping, eye sight worsening, hearing getting muffled, and mind changing a little. "Max, you ok old man?".

"yes sir" max was confused in his mind, why did he say sir?

"max, you ready for your Cruise? You can have tones of food for the next 6 months."

"Yes sir, I'm ready" max lifts his head, opening his eyes to see a new blurry room from his new old eyes.

"you're gonna need these from now on" Peters eyes glow and a new pair of glasses appear on Max's face he can now see clear.

"thank you... Sir", max blinks seeing Peter infront of him, "what have you, done to me".

"Max, I've turned you into the perfect office worker, old, brainiac, who is soon going to get fat and live the rest of his life, in an office chair for me, don't worry for accomodation you live here now, we have apartments on floor 30 to 40, all workers live here, it's policy, we have also sent a team to your house to, well, blow it up, that way nobody is going to be looking for you, becuase we can plant a body"

"give me... My.... Body back, give me... My.. life back."

"Max we both know that will never happen, now enjoy a life of gluttony, and prepare yourself for hell, that's gonna be worse then anything I can do to you." Peter snaped his fingers and a red glow enveloped max.

Recovering from the glow max sees two men infront of him with a trolly of sorts between them. "Is he awake" one says,

"I don't know" said the other.

"im- awake" max said in a much older raspy voice.

"good we can now start the feeding" the man on the left said, his body as muscled as a god, ripped from head to toe, and we can see everything.

Max rubs his eyes under his glasses and opens them again, "Fucking hell, put some clothes on both of you".

Both men where nude, one a ripped god, another muscled up but with a big gut. "Clothes are banned here mate" the beefy man said in a type of Australia accent, "you cant say much fella, look at that tiny pecker".

The men laughed pointing at Max's shriveled up old cock and low hanging balls, "what the fuck"max tries to move his arm to cover him but his arm doesn't move, he looks down to see him stuck in a chair, with a cut out hole under his ass, and straps tying him down, trapping him. "What... Are you gonna do to me?" Max asked sceared.

The men laughed at him again, "no need to act to sceared, we're here to feed you for the next 6 months".

"but... Sir said..." Max get cut off.

"he said you'd be going on a cruise? Fucking hell are you dumb? He's a demon, you shouldn't trust a demon" The muscled guy says.

"bro let's start the feeding we have 50 other guys to see and I wanna watch football Tonight." The beefy guys says, and in unison both their eyes glowed a bright red, showing they where demons too.

The trolly between them had several items on top, one long tube, which floated in the air for a few moments before shoving itself down maxes nostril and deep into his stomach, his head flipped back trying to wriggle it out, but it was stuck. Another item moved into his frame, a IV bag holder, holding a giant barrel type object made of glass, and two large bags floated of the table again and started to drain into the barrel, and the tube connected itself to it, starting a flow of the liquid into maxes stomach.

"done" the beffy guy said. "Now we'll be back tomorrow to refill your barrel, and clean you up if you make a mess, but youll basically be unconscious for the next 6 months, due to the drugs were feeding you."

"so enjoy your sleep mate, you'll litterally wake up a different man." The two men laughed and walked out, max tried fighting the restraints but in his crippled form could do nothing. The door slammed and locked, and the room fell dark, max screamed begging into the darkness to be let free, and to have his life back, which he had only an hour before, but nothing happened, nobody came. He felt the drugs taking effect, but tried to fight back, but it was useless, his body slumped and loosened. His mind fell blank as he drifted of into his 6 month hibernation.

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Hcs: having Karube and Arisu as your Bfs!

Polyrelationahip - nsfw (MalexFemxMale) - long hcs cause i got carried away -

Lets start with this. The 3 of you met during highschool.

You first meet Arisu since he was talking about a game that you were currently playing so you end aproaching him.

HE IS A BLUSH MESS CAUSE

You are so cute

You like games

You keep smiling at him when he gets passionated over a centrain fact of the game.

So, the 2 of you start a friendship.

Arisu ends presenting you his other 2 friends Chota and Karube

"Time you presented us your girlfriend" by Chota

"Shut up Chota" by Arisu

Being intimidated by Karube at first and he notices right away so he makes a mental note to be soft when you are around.

Time passes and the 4 of you are inseparable.

Skipping school somdays

Going out at night around the city

Playing games with Arisu

Chota and you being silly together.

During all of that Karube ends getting romantic feelings towards you.

So he is hella nervous cause you are his friend and he knows that Arisu likes you too (this boy cant hide his feelings but you never noticed them).

He tries to distance himself from you

Bad idea

You are there asking him whats wrong

"Did i do something wrong?"

"No, well yes, well no! I mean..., i just want you to be happy"

"Im happy, im happier when you are with me and with Arisu and Chota.

Karube heart as exploted.

From that day on he does his best to make you happy.

Once out of highschool the 4 of you keeps in touch.

Meeting at the bar where Karube works.

Talking about the future.

"Do you think i can have a koala?"

"Here? No. Maybe in australia?"

You get this man a Koala plush and he ends sleeping with it.

Now, all this time arisu and karube had have feelings for you. And you have feelings for both of them. That caused you to be in a conflict cause you dont want to ruin your friendship with them so you never said a thing.

Who is the poor soul that knows all of this and has hear all of the problems?

Chota.

Chota knows how much the 3 of you like each other and its painfull to see the 3 of you not acting on it.

Yes, at one point Arisu started to like Karube too!! He loved his friend but realized that he loved him just as he loves you!

Chota its so done with the 3 of you.

BORDERLAND

When ending in borderland the 4 of you end being scared as hell.

No ones wants do die.

After first game, the 4 of you ended in a place for the night trying to proccess all.

Now that your lifes its in danger Karube, Arisu and You want to confess but also want to focus on live.

But after another game the pressure its too much so BOOM you guys confess.

Akward.

"Look (y/n) i have like you for a long time, since highschool and now we are in this hell. I know its not the best time but i needed to tell you this".

CONFUSED (Y/N) HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

Arisu its the next saying that just like Karube he likes you a lot but he also likes Karube (god karube never blushed so hard) and that he understands if his feelings are not reciprocated from either of you 2 but he just like Karube needed to tell both of you how he feels

With you? You are blushing and trying to get a good answer for them. The 2 guys you loved, loves you back and also like each other?

Its there light in this hell?

So you end confessing that you have liked both of them just as long as them but never wanted to say a thing cause you were afraid of breaking the Friendship.

"Now what?"

"Now...i guess we date?" By you

"YES YOU DATE!! IM TIRED OF SEEING EACH ONE OF YOU GIVING LOVING EYES TO THE OTHER ONES PLEASE!!"

Chota its so done.

Now that you guys are together, games are more stresfull.

Arisu and Karube feel like they need to protect you but you will probably say that you can take care of yourself.

Horse Game.

You ended stabing the horse guy.

Karube: when did you get a knife?

You: when you were not looking

Karube: but im alwyas looking at you

Lowkey sweet

Ending at the beach and Karube not taking a shit about Niragi.

"You touch my girlfriend you are dead in the next game"

Arisu its just nodding

During the 10 hearts game you guys are scared of losing each other.

Hiding but going with Karube to find Arisu.

Finding Arisu and having the big hug and hot make over

"Guys we need to win..." Chota

Ah yes, Chota has been around all this time. He is hella scared of Niragi. BUT this dude got lay (gooo Chota).

Actually, the 4 of you went to the bar just once and Karube just scoffed.

"The bar from the real world its better"

Arisu, Chota and you agrees.

- NSFW -

Sex in the beach? YES.

The 3 of you just give into your desires for each other.

Partly because being still scared of dying and cause facing it, the 3 of you just wanted each other.

Karube its soft at the start with both of you but gets rought after a while. This man, this man mission its to get Arisu and You wet. Expect full oral from him.

While he gives oral to you, he will be trying to jack off Arisu.

Arisu and you are a moaning mess.

Arisu getting insecure seeing Karubes size but being reassured from both and you that his own dick its extremely hot.

Give oral to them.

Arisu would moan a lot, its very vocal when you go down on him. Will take your hair without noticing.

Karube will praise you while you give oral to Arisu.

Actually, he encourage each of you when you too are doing it and he is watching (its live porn for him and he loves it).

"Look how erected her nipples are Arisu, you are doing such a good work"

Being between them, one in the back kissing your neck while the other goes into you.

Karube kissing Arisu marking him and rubbing his dick against Arisu's one. Soft anal sex.

Yes the day after its no secret that the 3 of you fucked.

"You 3 look like shit"

"Shut up Chota"

- Continue - Real World

Getting back home all of you are in the hospital and make a mess cause WHERE ARE YOU ? THE 4 OF YOU NEED TO SEE IF EACH OTHER ARE OK!!

Nurses going after Chota and You.

You out end raning them and leaving them behind.

"Catch me if you can bitches!"

Chota basically sweet talking his way to get to know the number of the room of Karube and Arisu.

Finding Karube, hugging him and crying while saying (without noticing) how much you love him.

KARUBE'S BRAIN HAS STOPPED

"I love you too"

But he feels like he already said it.

"Finally" by Chota.

Karube and you talking about your feelings, you telling him that you also love Arisu and Karube telling you that he loves him too.

Meanwhile Chota its going to Arisu's room to have a talk with him about being happy to be alive and well. Arisu crying when Chota tells him that you and Karube are alive and will come eventually (Chota did hear a bit of your conversation about your feelings while he was going out from the room).

When Karube and You go to Arisu's room he almost falls cause he just wants to hug both of you. Also, there is an inmense feeling of love coming from him.

The 3 of you talking and basically confessing again (and feeling like you already did it...).

Now you guys can start a normal life.

REAL WORLD

Getting your life in order. Living together, Arisu keeps playing but now he is also studying. Being encourage by you and Karube when its too much.

Karube working in the bar to non stop sometimes so he can buy that cabin in Australia.

You doing your own major.

BIG PARTY WHEN ARISU GETS HIS DIPLOMA.

Savage sex.

Chota ending with a girlfriend and the 3 of you finally getting to teast him back.

"Got the money for Australia"

Going to Australia, getting the cabin AND FINALLY MEETING KOALAS.

Karube its almost crying when he sees them.

"We should steal one"

"NO"

Staying there for sometime relaxing and just enjoying your life together.

The 3 of you are never afraid of showing your love in public.

Karube getting Arisu or You on his shoulders.

Arisu softy putting his head onto yours of Karubes shoulder.

Playing with Arisus hair.

Overall, a sweet relationship!!