#...yeah but he's still a little bitch

[purposechef]

"Wait, so what was the best one?"

"The best what?"

"The best meal you ever had."

"It was Carmy's."

[vaguely-concerned]

powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy

[brainrotcharacters]

"His little pet Wolverine."

"Tell me somethin'. Are you pissy because I left, or because I'm with him now?"

[charleemoon]

hi awesome person!!! VERY SPECIFIC QUESTION ALERT: if the fbi found hannibal and will post-fall and offered will his whole old life back with no consequence at the price of hannibal’s life, what do you think would happen?? like how would will react etc

i ask you this because my brain provides very specific scenarios and u understand will the mostest

HI AWESOME ANON!!!!!!!!!!!

he would not even consider for a second. i think he'd be outright OFFENDED by the offer. there's nothing and no one waiting for him back there, there's nothing to go back to. will graham, the profiler, the man who lived in a cold home, expanses of nothing around him and within him, died when he hit the rocks of that cliffside, shattered across the sea. whoever, whatever creature walks now is not him, but something more. a half of a whole.

action wise, i think he'd tell hannibal immediately. i think whichever way it goes, they'd find a way to get back at the fbi. he'd play hesitant, uncertain. put on that feigned persona of meekness and fragility. he's been manipulated, abused, he's lost himself too deep in the job, just like before. he just needs someone to help him out. he's scared. a wolf in lamb's clothing.

they'd agree to meet. he requests other agents, none he knows. i'll hand him over, it'll all be okay, i'll come home.

it's a bloodshed. they do it together, hunters circling their prey, traps set and waiting with biting teeth. they make art together, something of a final goodbye. jack never truly knew him, the fbi never saw him as he was. it's his finalization, a exhibit to his true self, of the man he is with hannibal, elevated past the scrambling, odd man he once was thought to be. they leave a letter, they sign it together at the bottom. they hyphen their last names when they do

[nomouthtospeakof]

sometimes i think about god!gale. god of ambition, who knows that he had to settle (!!!) for this position instead of challenging mystra for hers, because he knew his own limits.

and sometimes i think about raphael warning about how dekarios’s rise to divinity will bring havoc and chaos to the world, one day.

and sometimes i think about how gods become more powerful with more belief and devotion. and how gale’s getting more and more followers each day. and how gale’s orb can consume magic. and how mystra IS magic.

and sometimes i think about how ed greenwood said that mystra is the most powerful deity in the realm, but she has half of her power stored away in her chosen and azuth. otherwise, she would be more powerful than lord ao, the overgod.

lord ao the overgod, who tells the gods what they can and cannot do. how they can and cannot interfere with the lives of mortals. the one preventing mystra from doing anything but sending gale as her weapon when the absolute threatens her world. the one who would then prevent gale from doing much of anything with his own power.

“Just think of it… the power of the gods in mortal hands at last. We’d be free of doctrine and dogma, confined only by the limits of our imagination.”

if he were able to defeat and take over mystra’s portfolio and god-dom, would gale be satisfied with finally being one with his first love, magic? would gale still be enough of himself to remember his original intentions? he would be magic incarnate, but would he still be ambition too? would he be satisfied until he was no longer confined to these limits?

[everlastingday]

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[hvackisser]

I decided to start rewatching the fairly oddparents and something that I'm surprised to see (aside from it still being pretty funny 😂😂) is that I remembered Wanda being more of the straight-man to Cosmo and Timmy, probably because of the flanderization and season rot, but she actually MATCHES their energy?? Most of the time she's participating in or actively encouraging their wacky behavior and I think that's beautiful! We need to go back to that

[alexjcrowley]

I am all against the "social" social media (that's why I almost esclusively used tumblr) but I think TikTok should have existed in 2009 to make very shirt aesthetic edit of Jenson Button at Brawn being sad during the entire second half of the season + montage of various people Luca di Montezemolo saying he's not world champion material/he doesn't have that one extra bit with the audio "There's really no way of winning/ If in their eyes you'll always be a dumb blonde"

[breakerbeam]

now it's your life, you'll say "it's all mine"

[katetheworm]

idc what anyone else says I'm loving da2

[shummthechumm]

whenever im reminded of th//stlec//law's existence i am one step closer to writing another several paragraph long hate-post. there aren't enough in the world i think

[anxiously-sidequesting]

So I once made a funny shit post about the Young Wizard actually beaming to the Spiral at the tender age of 45 but it got me thinking of the opposite. What if the Wizard was incredibly young

Since in the game it isn't specified at what exact age we arrived in the Spiral I think it's just up to the player to come up with that part. I personally like to think The Wizard was around 7 or 8 when this happened but what if they were actually like four or five years old

Like shieeeet that's young enough where we wouldn't really remember our time on Earth very clearly right? Our family and maybe our friends but unless we had like ungodly memory powers, we wouldn't be able to remember all of the details of our original home. Like isn't it proven that human beings first gain self and special awareness at 3 or 4? Something like that

And this can open up for some sweet scenarios - little kid Wizard running up to Malorn with a scribbled drawing of him with a big smile on his face, or us and Ceren reading picture books together or clinging onto Nolan's robes as we attempt to stand on his feet as he walks like a penguin, but there's also this sad and messed up undertone that in this universe Ambrose took what was essentially a child just out of toddler stage and decided to keep them in the Spiral instead of returning them to their family

And like imagine how that would affect us. We would see it as normal at first because we grew up in the Spiral, we spent more years in the wizard world than in our home on Earth, but what if the Wizard gained awareness later on in life and actually realized what happened. Would they even care at that point because the Spiral was integrated in them at such a young age? Would they feel any yearning towards their original family, would they miss them at all? Would the Wizard be bitter about not getting to know them?

It's different when you're 7 - 10 and onwards because at that stage in your life you've more than gotten used to Earth life. You've gained awareness and it has been emotionally and mentally established that THIS (Earth) is your home. You know your parents and you know your friends and you know your environment. You will miss that when it's gone and feel it's absence because you're old enough to at least notice when you're taken away from it. But when you're still at that impressionable and oblivious stage of like 4 - 6 years old? The Spiral is all you know now. Your parents faces will be blurry, you may not even remember the details of what your home looked like. You may remember certain smells, colors or feelings you experienced when you were on Earth but that may be about it. And the saddest part about that is depending on what Ambrose and the other adults put our Wizard through, we may grow to completely forget even those essential memories. That Earth part of us would TOTALLY be gone and that would include even our parents (or other caretakers). I'm crying actually

[yannig]

I'm invested in Mut and Tongrak, don't get me wrong. I like them, I like the show, I will keep watching and enjoying it.

But from an aromantic perspective, it's fucking painful.

I. know. Tongrak doesn't believe in love because his parents' marriage was a tragedy and he's never seen real love, yada yada.

But he reads so, so aromantic to me. Like "love is imaginary and only exists in story" is a pretty common aromantic experience.

I know in this context it's the trauma. And it's a perfectly legit plot.

But seeing his perspective being dismissed so readily by the show... it hurts a bit, to be honest.

[mzcain27]

You know what might make a 9 year old kinda scared?

Telling him in like the first five seconds of meeting him that he’s already on a path to the dark side because he misses his mum

[yourqueenb]

Ok I know we’re focusing on Mal rn, and I’m happy about that. But this right here would’ve been a great moment to give MC a chance to speak on how holding the team together affects her since he just commented on how hard it is. Like now you have a bit of an idea of how she feels, but you still don’t know the half of it because she had to come back, pick up the pieces, and rally everyone together again AFTER being kidnapped and held captive.

And I get that MC being gone was hard for Mal, especially since he’s my LI. But he still ultimately got to move on and pursue something he’s always wanted to do. Meanwhile MC went from saving her brother to saving the world to saving herself to being thrust right back into saving the world and her friends again!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

trying to say things about the bsol finale & how it has these little twists about what you don't necessarily expect for these roles but would you believe it i'm like i can't use my [just saying some shit] ability i'm pressed about wanting it to be more coherent & verbalizing doesn't even really happen if i don't have the [just saying some shit] wind in my sails But trying to say One Thing, how about the little twist like the miracle banana gets being that he himself lives, vs his emotional resolution that he would have died to help the musician, even as the musician is like no bestie you're good, even as the audience may expect & approve of even dying from funny little second banana guy who may even be supposedly taken as Superfluous now that thee man & thee woman have reunited (but it was always queerer than that) like. more resolution to our themes that that very second banana is doing just fine vs that the hero is, more classic iconisiquisms