#...yeah but he's still a little bitch
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"Wait, so what was the best one?"
"The best what?"
"The best meal you ever had."
"It was Carmy's."
#...yeah but he's still a little bitch#sydcarmy#syd x carmy#carmen x sydney#the bear fanart#my art#fanart#illustration#artists on tumblr#animated art#animated gif#they also crossed paths on the q train going over the manhattan bridge
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the obscene amount of chronic pain Luke Skywalker must face...
#AGH.#his whole body is probably so FUCKED UP from so many things#1: freezing to near death must've fucked up at least ONE of his systems#2: electrocution mustve fucked up at least MULTIPLE of his systems#3: he lost a hand so the phantom pain probs exists and instead of letting that fix itself they just put another hand on him instantly#so the nerves he's receiving from that hand vs the nerves still convinced he's missing a hand vs the nerves convinced he has his flesh hand#YEA imagine how fucked up thats gotta be#and 4: he keeps getting thrown or beat up or shot at so. so wounds everywhere there.#YEAH okay#this was my 4 am thought after my cat woke me up to be a little bitch#luke skywalker#star wars
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think fast! surprise trust fall
#ffxiv#emet selch#hythlodaeus#hythades#ff14#fanart#all the stuff they used to do as little girls they’d still do for old time’s sake#the stupider the better like even pre-transition they’d fuck around like middle school boys#childhood friends brah who knows what they got up to as kids#ESPECIALLY if emet who constantly gas a stick up his ass considers his youth misspent#ohhhhh im emet selch and grown up now i have a reputation to uphold for the sake of the star#enter: hythlodaeus and azem bringing out his peanut brain that’s still buried in there#like i have a lot in my drafts of them as kids in amaurot and let me tell u it’s kinda funny#like it;s the shit the kids get up to and get into trouble for#combine emet’s insane aptitude of magicks and livid girlchild temper#like UNCONTROLLABLE cranky girltemper#and hythlodaeus’ much more pronounced carefree ‘getting away with it attitude’#dangerous combo for hijinks man they’ve been friends a long time hythlodaeus has seen all of emet’s embarrassing moments#it’s so funny that hythlodaeus is like ‘oh u want to know how he became emet selch ok sit down honey i’ll tell u everything’#emet needs to shut him up before hythlodaeus reveals his lore entire timeline#i can imagine him pinching his lips shut and hythlodaeus is still going#muffled unintelligible still wildly gesticulating#they’re a walking bit and so slapstick together it’s funny how comfy they are even if they riff off each other#these bitches on some universe level soulmate shit my senses were tingling the moment shade hythlodaeus was like ‘oh yeah we were…. close’#gay gay homosexual gay#absolutely completely interwoven into each others’ lives its amazing#AND they’re trans
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"His little pet Wolverine."
"Tell me somethin'. Are you pissy because I left, or because I'm with him now?"
#emotionally secure logan who never denies being wade's pet kitty#it is a need that wade is not within hearing distance. get that bitch out the room#this dialogue needs to happen when wade is Not There#emotionally secure in a “I trust him in ways none of you could dream of comprehending”#i want them still in that stage where logan is reasonably uneasy to express his devotion in ways like this.#because it is ways like this that wade would understand. it'd dawn on that mf and he'll never let logan live it down#poolverine romantic#poolverine platonic#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#poolverine#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#deadpool 2024#deadclaws#god help us if wade hears this and hears logan NOT protest#“damn fucking RIGHT he's my BITCH bark for me pookie”#logan's going to stab him lol#“his little bitch” correct! Logan stabs you#“you're his pet” “and?”#“his wolverine” “yeah the folks at the tva agree”#“his little pet” “hello pot im kettle go fuck yourself”
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I decided to start rewatching the fairly oddparents and something that I'm surprised to see (aside from it still being pretty funny 😂😂) is that I remembered Wanda being more of the straight-man to Cosmo and Timmy, probably because of the flanderization and season rot, but she actually MATCHES their energy?? Most of the time she's participating in or actively encouraging their wacky behavior and I think that's beautiful! We need to go back to that
#jane journals#not self ship#also a lot of these episodes i remember REALLY well tbh#i watched it quite a bit as a kid!#i was even there when the mpreg happened ajfjgk#but i didnt know so many funny meme moments were from season one! it makes sense tho#the first ep was a little slow so it felt like they were still finding their footing#but they become their charming selves pretty quick#im on the christmas episode already!! its only episode 7#and ofc we all hate bitch fartman's ass but he had a whole team#im sure like almost ALL of what makes this show funny is his team and not like. him#if his solo projects are anything to go by ajfjfk#im rambling now but yeah just reveling in the nostalgia
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sometimes i think about god!gale. god of ambition, who knows that he had to settle (!!!) for this position instead of challenging mystra for hers, because he knew his own limits.
and sometimes i think about raphael warning about how dekarios’s rise to divinity will bring havoc and chaos to the world, one day.
and sometimes i think about how gods become more powerful with more belief and devotion. and how gale’s getting more and more followers each day. and how gale’s orb can consume magic. and how mystra IS magic.
and sometimes i think about how ed greenwood said that mystra is the most powerful deity in the realm, but she has half of her power stored away in her chosen and azuth. otherwise, she would be more powerful than lord ao, the overgod.
lord ao the overgod, who tells the gods what they can and cannot do. how they can and cannot interfere with the lives of mortals. the one preventing mystra from doing anything but sending gale as her weapon when the absolute threatens her world. the one who would then prevent gale from doing much of anything with his own power.
“Just think of it… the power of the gods in mortal hands at last. We’d be free of doctrine and dogma, confined only by the limits of our imagination.”
if he were able to defeat and take over mystra’s portfolio and god-dom, would gale be satisfied with finally being one with his first love, magic? would gale still be enough of himself to remember his original intentions? he would be magic incarnate, but would he still be ambition too? would he be satisfied until he was no longer confined to these limits?
#sorry im still mentally ill about him :(#but yeah i think about it a lot. alexa play you are the beginning by the family crest#note: i do not think raphael is legit when he foretells doom. i think he’s being a little bitch and a sore loser (/positive)#but i will use it here just because it’s funny#bg3#gale dekarios#god!gale#meta + headcanons#something something mortals are more free than gods and he chases the best of both worlds until he is nothing
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I am all against the "social" social media (that's why I almost esclusively used tumblr) but I think TikTok should have existed in 2009 to make very shirt aesthetic edit of Jenson Button at Brawn being sad during the entire second half of the season + montage of various people Luca di Montezemolo saying he's not world champion material/he doesn't have that one extra bit with the audio "There's really no way of winning/ If in their eyes you'll always be a dumb blonde"
#jenson button#brawn gp#f1#formula 1#'he's not Schumacher or Senna or Prost' WELL I KNOW THAT LUCA DI MONTEZEMOLO#I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT#BUT CAN YOU STOP BEING BITCHES FOR FIVE SECONDS#I am not dumb I know. I know just because you win a championship doesn't mean you're at the same level#of everyone who has ever won a championship#I'll be the first to say that even though Jenson has a wdc I think he's a worse driver than Kimi Räikkönen who also#only has one wdc#but it breaks my heart to realise there are - in every area of life not just motorsports- first degrees champions and second degrees ones#I know it's normal#I know this is really said to highlight the extraordinary talent of some rather than to punish a vast majority#but imagine. You win. You win the wdc or whatever prestigious title you're chasing in life.#many have tried and failed. You made it. Without a doubt.#And that's still not enough. Yeah here you go your title and your prize. Wow you fought reeeally hatd to get them.#maybe a little too hard. If you had to put that much effort into it maybe you weren't made for it.#Your victory is unremarkable. Nobody cares. You may have your shiny trophy but you'll never be one of the greats.#Somebody sedate me#this is why nico rosberg will always have my deepest respect#'it was a lucky championship' I am in your wall and I will bite your head off your neck. Cunt.
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"european trans women on this site talking about their petty little problems with "transmisogynists" like. fucking excuse me???? im a TRANS MAN living in AMERICA do you even give a shit about the shit thats happening over here??? you are NOT allowed to voice ANY of your lived experiences if i decide that they make ME look bad!!! this is INFIGHTING! this is MISANDRY!! now is NOT the time for you fucking evil tra- uh.,, trans radfems, to be WHINING about how we 'oppress you'. we don't. now shut up and let the MEN talk."
-actual post i saw on my tl just now (obviously paraphrased with key subtext lol)
#in case anyone was curious i will outline the issues in order:#1. the condescending mansplain scold-y tone. very prominent among misogynists cis and otherwise#2. announcing youre american at every given opportunity (used here for pity points). like. okayyyyyy#2.5. implying the state of the US wrt anti-trans rhetoric and legislation alike arent primarily targeting transfeminine ppl#and that trans men are effectively caught in the crossfire with legislation and otherwise are not NEARLY as socially affected#3. passive aggressively pretending as if the utter state of the US doesnt have ramifications on all other countries :/#3.5. effectively ignoring or undermining any non-US folks that may be affected by anti-trans political rhetoric (youre not us so who care)#4. asking for trans women to stop talking about genuine problems and grievances for the sake of “trans unity”#aka the “i dont want to think about your problems and i dont want you to make them my problem either” response#sounds like unity to me :)#5. “infighting” is basically a dogwhistle at this point; it deliberately muddies the waters. it makes it harder to talk about like#yknow. the actual infighting?#like i saw a reasonably popular artist get mistreated by some transmed prick earlier.#but its only “infighting” when women do it. otherwise everyones all “oh i cant believe theyd say something like this to you"#i can. ive been mistreated by scumlord transmeds from day one and the majority of them were guys#fucking hate that it happened to you of course but yeah no shit a lot of guys are assholes.#6. just call me a fucking slur if youre going to. it makes it easier for the both of us wrt determining tone#bonus: (less serious but still funny to point out) the way usamericans refer to anyone non-american and non-asian as “european”#we have countries actually. its not just some writhing coalescing amalgam of 'states'. YOURE the odd one out lol#again its not serious#its just like. im welsh. and welsh roma at that.#im not european in the same way that like a dutch or a german person is#half of europe hate my people for existing and then usamericans have the fuckin gall to call me a “privileged white european”#half you americans dont know shit about us or the ways in which we're mistreated#half you late teens he/him fags are using words that come from my fucking language#“its polari” where dyou think polari came from huh. dyou think it was just made up as a fun little code language?#queer ppl started to use it because it was already in use by other criminalized folks!! us!!#and for the record we're still effectively criminalized in the UK! theres a fucking mountain of legislature that targets us#ok yeah this is too ranty im turning off rbs on this bitch#usamericans are just on thin fucking ice at this point
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idc what anyone else says I'm loving da2
#kate talks#da2#dragon age#i think its super fun#definitely different but still fun#carver is a little bitch boy tho#yeah im playing a mage i will always play a mage#cullen is crazyyyyy tho#im excited to see how he's like in dai....#and i wasn't sure who to romance at first#and then anders showed up...#and yeah there's that#anywho
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*video by a self proclaimed historian archeology with mary on a cross dramatic beat in the background fake crying hand on mouth in instagram reels* here is a funeral epigraphy of this young roman lady who got murdered by her husband! People especially men were such beasts right then and haven't changed much! *shows epigraphy where parents of murdered girl both father and mother denounce their daughter's murder as something abominable and either way Very Much Not Uncaring of the girls fate*
#i also just think its dangerous to like. chalk up an entire population/culture as having components that act like a monolith#and every one is a misogynistic violent man who uses women as a bargaining chip and no one cared about their#wife/sister/mother/daughter ever#and well. i know the long dead thousand year long spanning violent state the roman empire doesnt need my defense lol#i just think. generalizing a demographic is bad. and like. how people are just comfortable doing it because#they have decided that the entity they are talking about is 'bad' and thus can say all the shit they want about them#and like yeah. roman misogyny was really bad and disgusting i studied roman literature for fucks sakw#i know what many men thought of women back then#but again. there were other men who cared about their female relatives. cicero and tullia. fulvia and clodius. pliny and calpurnia.#ovid and fabia.#literally the longest latin epigraphy we have is a man mourning his wife and wishing he died in her place and listing how wonderful she was#and when pointed out the people in the comments (whose venn diagram is a circle with bitches who exploit little girls#getting raped and/or murdered to spam I CHOOSE THE BEAR which again. if some bitch did that with me#they'd probably find her bloated naked body in the tevere two weeks later like holy shit its so disrespectful)#is a circle)#say 'buuh oooh well some guys loved their wives/daughter what matters she still died' and well.#people point that shit out because you are already so quick to jump at condemning a whole people as mindless monsters#who only thought about raping impregnating killing their child wives and thats just. not true#do you truly believe every human back then didnt have feelings and just adhered to societal norms?#do you thinl you from the oh so enlightened future are illuminated from those filthy savages and are immune from societal bias?#i also feel that like. the way most of those people approach this is less empathy on#the women who suffered beforeha d#in that place and more 'how can i make this about me a 25 yo WASP woman' yk
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oh uh. so my essay about Lucidity is getting way longer than I meant it to, because I ended up figuring more shit out as I went, but I'm impatient to share my newest fucked up beloved so i'm just going to share some basics + the heroforge ref
JR is gone. Their head quarters literally blew up and there's only a handful of survivors. He didn't take it well.
he took it so badly in fact that he eventually ended up with goddam Jet and Obsidian, because it just so happened that they're looking for the same group that blew up JR to get rid of them! And since Lucidity, in shock and grieving and absolutely livid, is hunting them, they decided to team up.
yeah he lost his goddam mind <3
this whole thing started with me going 'what if i made ds dream evil and made him and obsidian kiss. could i do that?' and it evolved into "so there's a gay evil poly going on, but that's side story because right now we're watching lucidity's descent into evil and low-level madness as he hunts down [group] and otherwise just helps obsidian and jet achieve multiverse domination. because he's having fun."
He's also realized that he does care about nightmare a lot and really doesn't want to kill him, so there's that I guess?
oh the meme squad knows what's happening. they may be the only other ones from their MV who knows but I'm not certain yet
also Lucidity's versions of Obsidian and Jet are presently nicknamed Shale and Nightshade, respectively, though this may be subject to change.
While Lucidity's presence has made the situation in JMV much much worse overall, he has managed to get certain specific things to stop. jade and zuli are doing a little better now.
someone should probably stop them but honestly i have no idea who or how so they're just going to run free and cause severe problems for everyone. except nightmare. lucidity won't let nightmare get involved in any way, shape, or form, including trying to keep him hidden away in the manor. nightmare must go home and stay there.
(Nightmare, Cross, and Error are digging up all the information they can find about what's been happening in JMV. they have no idea what they're going to do with this information, because they're real sure they can't do shit, but they're looking.)
#I'm going to make these fuckers one tag just so it doesn't end up in sciency corners#Lucidity/Shale/Nightshade#Lucidity lost everything he had. *Everything.* and now he's gonna get revenge.#though he also got boyfriends out of it. and woe betide any who hurt them#on the bright (?) side there's very very few people who can actually hurt them other than each other. so he won't have to worry too much#shale naturally refuses acknowledge the fact that they're all dating. Nightshade and Lucidity? yeah. obviously.#him and either of them? what the hell are you talking about. why would you even think that. are you stupid#he's in denial dwbi#he *is* a little bit better about it when it's just the three of them. mainly because lucidity got tired of his shit even before the gay#and told him to knock it off#(with stronger language)#(and possibly a threat to fry his ass a little if Lucidity has to hear one more “I fucking hate you.” - “I love you too <33” - “fuck *off*”#but he's still an emotionally constipated little bitch (derogatory) (also a little affectionate)#nightshade meanwhile is having a GREAT time with his new boyfriend who can fly AND they keep ganging up on Shale when he's being stupid#because they lov himb <33#it's still a little Yikes but not as bad as it could be. which is saying something.
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whenever im reminded of th//stlec//law's existence i am one step closer to writing another several paragraph long hate-post. there aren't enough in the world i think
#i did go on a streak when i was liek 14 or something but ppl got upset that i called him a shitty character so i stopped lol#also i pointed out how creepy it is that a subsection of the fandom worshipped the ground he walked on and ppl thought that was mean....#i was cooking a little i cant lie#yeah clan culture creates monsters like him but its also hilarious that he is directly responsible for the two main antags of arc 1 but#still had widespread dickriders for like the first 15 years of the fandom#wc#shummy screaming into the void#“how can we blame this on the absence of snowfur + bluefur being a bitch hrmmm”
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I'm invested in Mut and Tongrak, don't get me wrong. I like them, I like the show, I will keep watching and enjoying it.
But from an aromantic perspective, it's fucking painful.
I. know. Tongrak doesn't believe in love because his parents' marriage was a tragedy and he's never seen real love, yada yada.
But he reads so, so aromantic to me. Like "love is imaginary and only exists in story" is a pretty common aromantic experience.
I know in this context it's the trauma. And it's a perfectly legit plot.
But seeing his perspective being dismissed so readily by the show... it hurts a bit, to be honest.
#not a problem specific to this show#amatonormativity is a bitch#and a very very common guest of any and all kind of love stories#but i was feeling it especially strongly tonight#the stupid part is#i enjoy mut's teasing#like yes rak is already half-way in love with him i believe that#i'm with the show on laughing at him a little for being so adamant to the contrary when the fondness and care were so very obvious last ep#like even if he don't want to call it love there is clearly more than sex here and him refusing to see it is entertaining#even from an aromantic perspective#but yeah#there is an interesting plot somewhere in there where rak is aro and mut does fall in love with him and they still manage to make a good#relationship out of it but it's not this show#might write down the idea for later#love sea#rakmut
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So I once made a funny shit post about the Young Wizard actually beaming to the Spiral at the tender age of 45 but it got me thinking of the opposite. What if the Wizard was incredibly young
Since in the game it isn't specified at what exact age we arrived in the Spiral I think it's just up to the player to come up with that part. I personally like to think The Wizard was around 7 or 8 when this happened but what if they were actually like four or five years old
Like shieeeet that's young enough where we wouldn't really remember our time on Earth very clearly right? Our family and maybe our friends but unless we had like ungodly memory powers, we wouldn't be able to remember all of the details of our original home. Like isn't it proven that human beings first gain self and special awareness at 3 or 4? Something like that
And this can open up for some sweet scenarios - little kid Wizard running up to Malorn with a scribbled drawing of him with a big smile on his face, or us and Ceren reading picture books together or clinging onto Nolan's robes as we attempt to stand on his feet as he walks like a penguin, but there's also this sad and messed up undertone that in this universe Ambrose took what was essentially a child just out of toddler stage and decided to keep them in the Spiral instead of returning them to their family
And like imagine how that would affect us. We would see it as normal at first because we grew up in the Spiral, we spent more years in the wizard world than in our home on Earth, but what if the Wizard gained awareness later on in life and actually realized what happened. Would they even care at that point because the Spiral was integrated in them at such a young age? Would they feel any yearning towards their original family, would they miss them at all? Would the Wizard be bitter about not getting to know them?
It's different when you're 7 - 10 and onwards because at that stage in your life you've more than gotten used to Earth life. You've gained awareness and it has been emotionally and mentally established that THIS (Earth) is your home. You know your parents and you know your friends and you know your environment. You will miss that when it's gone and feel it's absence because you're old enough to at least notice when you're taken away from it. But when you're still at that impressionable and oblivious stage of like 4 - 6 years old? The Spiral is all you know now. Your parents faces will be blurry, you may not even remember the details of what your home looked like. You may remember certain smells, colors or feelings you experienced when you were on Earth but that may be about it. And the saddest part about that is depending on what Ambrose and the other adults put our Wizard through, we may grow to completely forget even those essential memories. That Earth part of us would TOTALLY be gone and that would include even our parents (or other caretakers). I'm crying actually
#this was supposed to be a happy post LMFAO#i wanted to make little kid/familial relationships headcanons with the wizard city student npcs. maybe ill still do that#i can see even nolan taking us under his wing and hyping us up and going “WOW thats so pretty!!!” at a drawing we made#penny dreadful would be the best older sister. by accident of course bc she wasnt looking to adopt but she saw us-#-one day and was like ''yeah. yeah they can be my family''#imagine us being one of the highlights in malorns day. after a hard day of work he just sees this little kid-#-running up ro him just so happy to see him for no reason. they hug his waist and then tell him about their day#duncan grimwater shenanigans. ''ew i dont want this child near me'' (is nice to them anyway bc theyre 4)#villains when they see a toddler has come to kill them: 🧐#even malistaire goes ''what the fuck is this you want me to beat up a child??? ambrose???????''#we're 8 years old when we face off morganthe in zafaria#thats so fucking funny morganthe would be APPALLED#and you bitches KNOW grandfather spider would adopt us IMMEDIATELY#''good job son (gender neutral)!'' grandfather spider says as we beat him the fuck up in mirage#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts
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You know what might make a 9 year old kinda scared?
Telling him in like the first five seconds of meeting him that he’s already on a path to the dark side because he misses his mum
#like what the fuck yoda#he’s just been uprooted and taken to fucking coruscant#almost got run tf over by maul on his way out#and then he meets this little gremlin who’s like#oh you miss your mum? you’re worried about her??#and anakin’s like I mean yeah she’s a slave still we left her on a slave planet#and yoda’s like hmm. dark side tendencies#like BITCH#READ THE ROOM#Star Wars#anakin skywalker
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Also,,,,wow. That’s was a lot
#so Ichigo’s mom saved isshin from a hollow that Aizen made from a soul reapers soul#and she went a little too hard on being a bad bitch and let it come close enough to bite her so she could shoot it in the head#so then she started to hollowify#and the barrier between her Quincy soul and the hollows soul started to break down#and the barrier between those souls and the outside world was breaking to which would have resulted in soul suicide#so urahara was like the opposite of a quicny is a soul reaper u in isshin? u wanna restore balance?#and he was like yeah#obviously#then lost his powers#and became a human which is the opposite of a hollow#further stabilizing her#so the Gigai was linked to her soul and the hollow#then uryu’s dad realized his girl just got soul tied to another guy#walked out#decided the maid lady was good enough#had uryu with her#while isshin and masaki got down#had Ichigo#then she died when Ichigo was little#bc she lost her powers in the same day from the ugly version of#zangetsu#but isshin didn’t know that?#and uryu’s mom also lost her powers on the same day bc of this mf#and died#like three months later#so he just felt grand fisher and was like eh#she’s with our only son#but she can still handle it alone#so she dies#and we find out ugly zangetsu fucked heavy
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