#...im a podcast machine

[izel-scribbles]

i want to find you, tear out all your tenderness (lyrics from "howl" by florence + the machine)

click for hd, closeups + sketch under the cut

ignore my horrific handwriting

should be noted that i used a pic of florence herself as reference lol

[masterrainb0w]

-Is in the doorway holding boba- Hello Counter/weight fans.

[kheprriverse]

-> September 2024 Ko-fi rewards!

Was asked to draw my beloved oc, Bazel, and some silly coalecroux for a couple kofi members :D

[alfazoings]

little doodles i drew after listening to the new ep to keep myself from biting into cement and then flopping around the floor like a fish

[annimoose]

I have a co-worker who always tells me that I'm a logical-thinker, I'm straightforward, and thorough.

Mind you I only have three things on my mind at all times and thats:

Malevolent,

Sonic the Headgehog,

and Queens of The Stone Age

There is nothing logical, straightforward, or anything thorough about that. My brain is literally nothing but mushed together rainbow play-doh spaghetti.

[steffyanie]

got my boifriend through 4 seasons of Unwell and i am so stoked to finish it with them this week!ghhhhh!!! it's been so fun to share my little fenwood fam with someone,they're so good :3c

[smidgen-of-hotboy]

SOMETHING SOMETHING MAN IN GLASS PARALLEL-

Peter was about to swipe the Globe when Juno ran up to him and stopped him because there was still a camera he hadn't seen. He was so angry and seething with Juno that he hadn't seen the camera and he was going to lash out and he did

AND NOW AGAIN JUNO SAVED HIS SKIN FROM THE EXECUTIVE- Peter was about to swipe the comms off the Executive but got shoved by a passerby, he would've been caught and everything would've ended had Juno not did what he does best (misdirection)

[crypt1dzday0ff]

i made my own ver of that tumblr ask game

please dont tell the fbi about this i just escaped area 51 :(((

[northernwillow]

I love all of these very much:

characters that are emotionless machines <3

characters that are emotional machines <3

characters that are emotionless humans <3

characters that are emotional humans <3

characters that have transcended emotion <3

but.. (major story spoilers for the SAYER podcast from here on out so if you haven't already PLEASE GO WAtCH IT I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!)

...I love emotional machines the most at the moment. For instance; I will always cry when SPEAKER confronts the idea of their own mortality at the hands of SAYER and the Ærolith Dynamics Board to preserve humanity.

And the sadistic games that FUTURE likes to play with the poor, poor employees of Ærolith that stumble onto Floor Thirteen.

Especially the AI Development Team.. or whatever is left of it.

And even OCEAN, who I won't get too much into due to like, end of podcast spoilers, is more detached and dismissive of humanity due to the deactivation of the IA3 Protocol. (And general distaste for humanity due to their lingering desire to remain with Earth instead of spreading across the stars under tbe firm guide of Ærolith.)

In conclusion: go watch SAYER. It's very good. I like emotional machines, and I hope you liked my little funky thoughts and ideas!!

[clockworkrobotic]

😩 muscles hurry up and heal so I can go to da gym again

[thegreatestheaver]

i love that me and my friend ian are the perfect adhd x autism stereotype. we love making jokes about it. once he called our relationship a symbotic one and now we say it all the time. its so silly when he sends me the adhd creature with the autism creature and goes 'us' because YES we fit the bill perfectly

[izel-scribbles]

every song rmeinds me ofthem... sobs and dies

[bibleofficial]

i hate not being able to unpack like i NEED to get into a mf let agreement ASAP 😭😭

[united-under-skyfall]

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[freebooter4ever]

oh man the "English girl" story kinda wrecks the podcast narrative's entire аss 😭😭😭 this omitted + the other quote edited straight up gives intentional misleading. but weren't the guys behind the doc serious researchers?

Ok one last thing before i go. I wasnt going to post this but while searching last night i found this site:

The outline is almost identical to the podcast. -_-

and based on this evidence alone i think i can conclude that the podcast stole this man's idea for a spotlight on baker and then tried to fit what facts they could find to their version of this timeline.

Kind of like how the podcast concluded that baker clearly had sex at one point when the facts say he was running away from girls and dates and he talks more about his airplane than any lover in his letters. :P

(im making the point that both these conclusions are kind of silly and circumstantial)

[smoshyourheadin]

yay!!!!!! mother is back!!!!!!

could i request a spencer agnew x reader where they meet at a bar and spencer ends up taking the reader home and it ends however you want

Butterflies That Flutter By

pairing: spencer agnew x f!reader

a/n: I. LOVE. THIS. anon u cooked w this. i went CRAZAAAAY!! two posts in one night who am i!! also sorry if u wanted smut i don’t feel comfortable writing it for real ppl!! charachters i can consider it tho ;)

warnings: if u don’t like mentions of alcohol or just a bar setting then this probably isn’t for u!! i’m sure ill catch you at another time tho <3

requests r open <33

saturdays are when you thrive. going out with all your college friends was just tradition at this point.

sitting at the bar in between anna and courtney, you complain about another failed date you had recently.

“ugh, he was just the worst! he was talking about his podcast the whole time, and then asked me to go back to his place? what do men expect me to say after that. ‘oh yes you talking about your alpha male, gym, i hate women podcast really made me so attracted to you’ like come on!” you turn to anna who’s laughing at you, with a sad stare, and she then is quick to put a hand on your shoulder.

“it’s okay! im sure you’ll find your man soon. isn’t court trying to set you up with that guy from her work?” she says to you, cocking her head to the side slightly.

courtney then chimes in, “yes! oh my gosh, her and spencer are literally perfect for each other! you need to meet him soon, you’ll love him!” she says with a wide smile.

“i mean, he is pretty cute…” you trail off.

courtney had been trying to set you and her friend spencer up for weeks now, and as she continued to gush about how spencer would appreciate your nerdiness and how you would adore his, you feel a tug of curiosity. ignoring the conversation for a moment, you make your way to the old street fighter arcade machine at the end of the bar. the familiar sounds of the game fill your ears as you slip a coin into the slot, your fingers itching to take control of your favorite character - ryu.

as you focus on the game, your mind drifts to the idea of meeting spencer. would he really be as perfect for you as courtney says? The thought lingers in your mind a bit as you unleash a flurry of moves on the joystick, losing yourself in the focus.

as you're deeply engrossed in the game, spencer enters the bar, scanning the room for courtney. spotting her animatedly chatting with anna, he makes his way over, a small smile playing on his lips. courtney notices him approaching and waves him over eagerly.

"hey, spencer! glad you could make it," she greets him with enthusiasm, nudging anna to make space for him between them.

"hey, court, thanks for inviting me!" spencer replies, returning her smile. his eyes then wander around the bar, landing on you as you fiercely battle your way through the arcade game.

courtney follows his gaze and grins mischievously. "oh, hey, look who's here! it's the girl i've been telling you about," she says, motioning towards you.

spencer's interest piques, and he watches you play for a moment, impressed by your technique. he can't help but notice how focused you are, your determination evident in every move you make. with a newfound curiosity, he watches in awe as you skillfully defeat everyone you fight with ease.

“hey…” you whip your head around and stand up straight from your practically bent over pose, as you hear courtney’s voice from behind you.

there, stood next to her, is possibly the most attractive man you’d ever seen.

he’s got beautiful brown eyes, and dark curly hair. with glasses. oh my. he’s dressed in slacks, tattered old vans, a flannel, and an old work jacket.

“um, hi court.” is all you can muster up to say to her.

“this is spencer, spencer this is the woman of your dreams!” she giggles.

spencer glares at her, but then smiles sincerely at you.

“so, street fighter, huh? you've got some serious skills," spencer remarked, impressed by your gameplay.

you glanced over at him, offering a small smile in return. "thanks! it's one of my favorite games. i've been playing since i was a kid. i think it’s one of the main reasons i decided to be a game developer."

courtney takes this opportunity to slip away from you both, leaving you to geek out together, and she rushes over to anna

“i told you! twenty bucks says they leave together!” she grins.

“you are so on!” anna replies.

across the bar, you and spencer are chatting it up, both leant against the wall near the machine.

spencer takes a sip of his drink before leaning in. "so, who's your main in street fighter?"

you grin, a rush of excitement at the chance to talk about your favorite character. "call me basic, but definitely ryu! i love his playstyle, and his hadoukens! they’re pretty gnarly."

"classic choice," spencer replied with a nod of approval. "i’m more of a ken guy myself. gotta respect the fiery spirit, you know?"

you giggle, nodding in agreement. "yeah, ken's cool. those shoryukens can really mess up the game though.”

he smiles at your reply, and the conversation flows on. you find yourself talking to him for the better part of an hour, eventually sitting at the bar with him.

“um, you don’t have to say yes,” he says, turning to you. “but, would you want to come back to my place?”

you smile at him, and tuck a strand of hair behind your ear “i’d like that.”

and so, you find yourself walking back to spencer’s apartment and talking to him about how much you love zelda.

stepping into his apartment, you’re immediately greeted by an array of nerdy decorations that cover every corner. posters of classic video game characters lined the walls, and shelves filled with action figures and memorabilia from various fandoms.

"wow, you have quite the collection!" you exclaimed, taking in the sight with wide eyes.

spencer chuckles nervously with a sheepish smile, scratching the back of his head. "yeah, i might have gone a little overboard."

but to you, it’s like stepping into a treasure trove of nostalgia, and honestly? you were jealous. you eagerly made your way around the room, pointing out your favorite pieces and telling him about the games and shows you loved most.

"that's a limited edition link figurine, right?" you ask, pointing to a display on one of the shelves.

spencer nodded, a hint of pride in his voice. "yeah, it's one of my prized possessions! i also have a few special edition zelda figures."

as you continue to explore, spencer watches you with a mixture of awe and admiration. he had never met someone who shared his passion for all things nerdy quite like you did. It felt surreal to have someone in his space who not only appreciated but genuinely enjoyed his interests.

before long, the initial awkwardness of the invitation fades away, replaced by a comfortable ease as you bond over your shared love for video games, movies, and everything in between.

the night continues, and you end up making him watch your favourite film - perfect blue, which you watch in comfortable silence.

as the credits roll, you stretch out comfortably on spencer's couch, feeling the pleasant weight of sleep pulling at your eyelids. the movie is intense, and you’re exhausted from the day's excitement.

spencer glances over at you, a soft smile playing on his lips as he noticed your drooping eyelids. he gently reached for the remote and turned off the playstation you were using to watch it, casting the room into a soothing darkness.

"you tired?" he asks, his voice low and gentle.

you nod sleepily, snuggling into the cushions. "yeah, it's been a long day. sorry for almost falling asleep on you."

spencer chuckles softly, shaking his head. "don't apologize. it's actually kind of nice having someone to watch movies with, even if they fall asleep halfway through."

you smile, feeling a warmth spread through your chest at his words. despite only meeting him tonight, you already feel a sense of comfort in his presence.

with a contented sigh, you let yourself drift off, the steady rhythm of spencer's heartbeat beneath you lulling you into a peaceful slumber.

later that night, as you sleep soundly against him, spencer can’t resist taking a picture of you, your peaceful expression illuminated by the soft glow of the tv’s ‘no signal’ screen. he texts it to courtney with a simple message: "she isn't too bad."

as he presses send, a smile tuggs at the corners of his lips.

courtney opens the message to see your face, her jaw dropping. she closes the messages from spencer, and immediatley texts anna,

‘u owe me 20 ;)’