#...even with the astrology and time period lol

[houkagokappa]

I also started watching Dandadan when the first episodes came out, but I'm so sick and tired of works using rape and sexual assault as a lazy way to show that the "bad guys are bad", while also conveniently undressing the female protagonist for fanservice, that the first episode left a sour taste in my mouth. It gets worse when the community response downplays it and ridicules anyone who finds it uncomfortable, completely devoid of any compassion or understanding why someone wouldn't want to see it.

It's a shame because I loved the animation and I've heard that there aren't more scenes like that, and apparently some of the later episodes have been amazing. I'll take it on as my next project, now that I'm one episode away from catching up with Orb, but I'm not too happy about it lol

[thesirenisles]

Examining the "Feminine"

mythology & meaning of venus, taurus, and libra ♀

by thesirenisles

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Your Majesty,

It is as if you manifested in this world to be adored and cherished. Blessed with royal charisma and a natural grace, your Venusian energy is often happily welcomed. Even with afflictions, there is just something(s) about you that others value.

A Venusian is blessed to enjoy the material aesthetics and splendors of this world. They understand high-quality, material value in items and prefer the nicer things. They have an inherent taste for what is aesthetically pleasing. The Venusian tends to collect all of these things... while being on the journey to understanding that they can't collect people.

At your core��� you are here to create and increase the value, beauty, harmony, and love in the world around you.

It's all about life’s pleasures when you’re a child of Venus and they float diplomatically, steadily seeking pleasure of all forms, whether this be from material means, the five senses, or even the addictive taste of social relevance.

╰┈➤ Think: Serena VDW from Gossip Girl, waltzing around with her “Golden Retriever” energy lol. Beyoncé, (Venus 1H) no matter the rumors... honestly can she actually ever be canceled? Jasmine Tookes (model) has such a Venusian complex, Venus 1H)

With this energy dominant in the natal chart, you can become a natural feminine role model for the women in your life. Venus is a benefic and a lucky chart ruler energy. But, this does not come without its lessons usually involving worth, value, and balance.

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In astrology, the gifts of Venus manifest in:

⋆˚⋆˚ ❥ TAURUS (fixed Earth) 2nd House (Possessions, Values, Skills) understands tangible & personal worth but is seeking to understand the value of intangible beauty in life.

⋆˚⋆ ❥ LIBRA (cardinal Air) 7th House (Marriage and Partnership) understands how to create beautiful social and romantic relationships based on justice, but is seeking to understand the true value of self love & worth.

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If you control the feminine deity,

you control the feminine.

VENUS (Aphrodite to the Greeks, Hathor to Ancient Egyptians) is the Goddess of love, feminine energy, erotic desire, harmony, balance, and to some motherhood.

Greco- Roman Mythology:

When consuming any ancient mythological texts, one must consider the social and political attitudes or even agendas during that time period to add context. This female social status very clearly carries over into their mythology.

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🐚 In Ancient Greece: "Greek women had virtually no political rights of any kind and were controlled by men at nearly every stage of their lives." (source)

🐚 In Ancient Rome: "Unlike society in ancient Egypt, Rome did not regard women as equal to men before the law." (source)

Glamour is the enemy of truth.

Her sordid birth is GLAMOURIZED in an undeniably gorgeous painting: “Birth of Venus” by Sandro Botticelli; 1486 (see below).

🐚 This beautiful portrayal led to Venus being OFTEN glamourized by women, especially here on Tumblr. We feel empowered by her, which is justified. But, her Greco-Roman mythology is anything but empowering. No shade, but it embodies the social limits and pain for women within the dominant European culture. 🐚 The Goddess is often presented on display, (as above) her womanhood made a spectacle! Her very "feminine" form is written to have manifested from the discarded sexual organs of a male God, (Uranus), Also then.. technically her father.

This is a DIVINE Goddess and YET ...

Her adoptive father, Jupiter (Zeus), literally sold her to her "husband", Hephaestus (Vulcan), like property.

She has petty grudges stemming from vanity, tormenting beautiful young maidens.

She engages in frequent, extramarital love trysts with a sibling, Ares (Mars)

... & we're supposed to romanticize this??? ✋🏾(It's giving Cersei Lannister).

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🐚 Negative divine feminine imagery creates a space to demonize the many beautiful traits associated with Venus! This became especially apparent after the bloody global shift into Christian and Catholic dominance.

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and alas life imitates art:

"HOTTENTOT" VENUS

🐚 The Greco-Roman/ European depiction of Venus being on full display makes a disgusting reappearance in their humiliation, brutalization, and rape of naturally curvy and voluptuous African women. 🐚 Most notably, a South African Khoikhoi (or Khoisan) woman named Saartjie (or Sara) Baartman, who was fiendishly deemed the: "Hottentot Venus." (a racial slur; see image below) Her divinely feminine body was, like Venus , put on live display and defiled for ANY paying Europeans. Most all had never witnessed such divine beauty, 1810. (source) 🐚 They were socially conditioned to gawk, hyper-sexualize, and inflict pain upon the female form. Even after death, she was taken in 1816 and displayed in a French museum until as late as 1985."

Venus Figurine:

🐚 This grotesque misuse of Venus in the news article title takes its inspiration from: The Upper Paleolithic “Venusian figurine”, an example the “Venus of Willendorf” (28-25,000 BCE; see below) which also shows pronounced hips and figure. Men were said to carry these in thought of women. However, the exposure is none short than Venus' own in the Botticelli painting.

🐚 While similar in their representation, the Greco Roman translation of this Goddess is far too crass and none of Venus' listed Greco-Roman origin stories have any symbolic feminine connection or adoration to the actual bull or scales! LOL. So, I went on my search to connect the lost ancient mythological mysteries that did not make it past the Euro-Colonialism eradication and re-naming. 🔎🕵️

"Mother of the Pharaohs"

taurus: the horned cow🐄

HATHOR is the (Ancient Egyptian Goddess of the Divine Feminine, Love, Fertility, and even expression of female sexual desire). The Goddess is a cow or a maiden with cow horns, typical symbol of Taurus.

How is Venus connected to Hathor?

🐄 Since the moment they step foot in the "ancient New York City" that was Ancient Egypt, their European neighbors were enamored of Ancient Egypt's Neter (Gods), especially the "Mother of the Pharoah's". The Greco-Roman nations would come to conquer Egypt. Under Alexander the "gr8" in 332 B.C., they renamed one of the seven major African cities that worshipped Hathor: "Aphroditopolis" or City of Venus and made it a CAPITAL of its district. 🐄 The Venus planet symbol ♀ is literally the African Ankh. This fascination and renaming is like the renaming of Thoth into Mercury, Hermes, or "Hermes Trismegistus". (some say they explain it with "reincarnation.") You, as the reader, decide which mythology matches the energy best for yourself.

Mythological Origins:

🐄 Hathor is said to be born from the eye of Ra, like Sekhmet. She was thought of as beauty, love, grace incarnate. Her presence is said to exude an aura of allure, femininity, and attraction. She embodies passionate expressions of desire, love, and the pursuit of exquisite living. 🐄 A maternal symbol, she is considered the mother or nourisher of all of the Pharaohs. The presence of the Goddess in a Pharaoh's royal court is essential to ensure the connection to the divine. 🐄 Music and dance are another keystone of Hathor's energy. The female body is created to release tension and trauma with the very movement of your hips! Connect with your inner Goddess! 🐄 Symbols for Hathor: Cows, Sun disk with Cow Horns, Lotus Flower, Sistrum, Protective Cobra, Mirrors, and Cosmetic jars.

Why the cow? 🐄

🐄 Ancient Kemet (Egypt) connected their Gods to the natural skills, gifts, and talents of the animals within their ecosystem. This is the reason their Gods’ are called Neter, like “Nature". (For example: Lions of Leo are native to Africa) 🐄 The African cattle breed: “Ankole-Watusi" has female cows with very large horns… similar to the male bull. These horns are depicted holding the sun disk upon the head of Hathor, (as seen above & below in the Egyptian bas reliefs).

🌷Cows are the mothers!🌷

┈➤ Bulls are the male cow. Heifers are the females without offspring.

🐄 The natural feminine physical traits associated with the cow are: plush eyelashes, a pretty symmetrical face, pronounced nipples that produce milk, and wide hips. 🐄 However, the cow also provides fertilizer, which brought forth the agriculture of the African Nile Valley. The cow , not bull...is a perfect fertility symbol.

Hathor provides the Pharaoh the ANKH or “Venus planet symbol.” ♀ (see below)

Bas Relief of the goddess Hathor, Temple of Horus, Edfu, Egypt, Ptolemaic Period, c251 BC-c246 BC

"soft life"🐄

🐄 I imagine a Taurus (or 2nd houser) thriving in the energy of the cow, frolicking the lush green lands, eating their fill, and providing nourishment. If the 5 senses of a Taurus are satisfied, they are content. 🐄 They will create this value around them, often ensuring that their spaces smell good, the food is prepared excellently, and only the best to drink it down. Access to a Taurus is access to their natural value. 🐄 They will bless you with gifts that you need because they care enough to pay attention and want to increase your value too.. all while being loyal! I love Taurus energy, so similar to cancer... but less mood swings.

(noun). a person, especially a woman, who pursues a lifestyle of buying luxury items or of seeking them as gifts from lovers and admirers.

🐄 Taurus most often manifests Venusian gifts in the physical and sensual. This can be "classically" feminine physical traits, such as wider hips or ample bosoms, etc. On a negative, these traits can be hyper-sexualized or demonized while they are young, like their sister sign, Scorpio. But, it can also be literal material gifts and blessings.

🐄 On a positive, Venus will bless them with options! Many suitors will present these Earthly gifts, writing love poems to woo the feminine cow. Taurus may find pride in the flattery that comes with this treatment and beauty privilege. They are used to being adored (unless badly aspected).

Beware the love Bomb.

🐄 In love, these cows are especially vulnerable to being victims of love bombing. (When a potential suitor bombards one too quickly with serious promises, excessive flattery, and material gifts. This can be friends as well.🧿) The key here is to not allow flattery to falsely parade as love.

🐄 Taurus (2nd house) carries a natural royal energy and an air of grace. It’s your silent, but solid confidence of being a fixed sign. They are extremely loyal when they consider you kin. However, this dogmatic belief system can result in you charging your horns into sketchy territory. This reminds me of John Snow and his “honor” energy (from Game of Thrones).

it’s nearly impossible to change your mind.🌸

🐄  In love, this can be ignoring all of your friends over a partner who is not good for you. You find yourself giving all of your love, loyalty, and even money (most have a language of gift giving and receiving) to an undeserving soul. On the bright side, these tragedies will result in a tower moment marked with major transformation (also like sister sign Scorpio).🌷 🐄 Ultimately, I feel and often see that the Taurus (2nd house) native will be challenged to vacate the creature comforts in which they enjoy in order to transform like their sister sign, Scorpio. When in doubt, do NOT choose the Hephaestus (safe choice).

"Queen of the Earth"

libra: moral scales ⚖️

MA'AT (Ancient Egyptian Goddess rules balance, justice, harmony, law, order, and morality.) She is depicted as a maiden adorned with beautiful wings, very similar to Isis.

⚖️ I often find my beautiful Libran queens confused about the meaning of the scales and how it connects to femininity. I hope to be a light bearer. ⚖️ Ma'at represents the typical light feminine attributes in my opinion (elegance, forgiveness (justice), and nurturing energy (Venus). Similar to Librans, who inherently know how to enact these gifts create harmony in their social spaces and float amongst varying personalities. (Think: Lady Liberty or Lady Justice). However, the sign is the masculine side of Venus.

Mythological Origins:

⚖️ Ma'at is also a daughter of Ra, sometimes written as his wife. She manifested with Ra from the waters of Nun (Chaos). Her existence brought order to the realms . She is often depicted holding an ANKH and a scepter to symbolize power and eternal life. (See Below) Some sources say that she was married to Thoth (Mercury) and birthed 8 children, known as "The eight gods of Hermopolis." (Just like Aphroditopolis)

Why the Queen of the Earth?

⚖️ As mentioned, Ma'at was said to be present at the beginning. She was present when Ra stood upon her "mound" (seen above) for balance as he created the realm of Earth... ending chaos. This placed the Goddess in charge of the cycle of seasons, the movements of the sun, moon and stars, all parts of religion, relationships, and the moral actions of both mortal and God-alike. This is very powerful!

⚖️ The Libra native can carry very similar themes. In life, they may feel the need to regulate amongst their social circles and be the organized hostess. Cardinal energy blesses them with the drive to girl boss through anything!

⚖️ The ethical and spiritual foundation of Ancient Kemet was presented by a woman. The head of religious worship and justice was called "Priest of Ma'at". From this, you gather that Ancient Kemet was nothing as Egypt is today in terms of equality for women. Women were free to own their own properties, businesses, marry one-another, divorce their husbands, and even rose to be Pharaoh like in the case of Pharaoh Hatshepsut. (personal fave)

Why the scales? ⚖️

The Libran scales literally determined if a soul had lived their life with balance and morality! (7th House).

⚖️ The actions and morality of the Ancient Egyptian people were guided by a set list of commandments, known as the "42 Laws of Ma'at". These ancient texts predate the Bible, but have uncanny similarity in diction to the 10 Commandments. ⚖️ It was believed that Upon death, before one could enter the Duat (Underworld), the heart was weighed on the scales of Osiris (God of the Underworld) in comparison to a single feather of Ma'at. Osiris is linked to Saturn which is exalted in Libra. The weighing was done by Anubis (God of funerary practices and care of the dead).

“light as a feather”🪶

⚖️ If the heart weighed less or the same, the spirit was granted access to Aaru (a sort of heaven). This explains the scales of LIbra. If it did not, the heart was eaten and the native faded into nothingness.

(noun) a woman who acts as master of ceremonies, moderator, or who receives and entertains guests in her own home or elsewhere.

⚖️ The mythology of Ma'at is excellent... a little too excellent. She is like the oldest and favorite daughter who must be 100% perfect. Many Libra's may have father or projection issues in this way. The expectation of excellence begets pressure! ⚖️ This carries over into the relationships of course. This balancing act is where things get tricky for the Libra. This can manifest as people pleasing to keep the peace with friends, family, romantic partners, or co-workers. There can be a distaste for controversy or not wanting to damage the public image. It gives "Dollhouse" by Melanie Martinez vibes at its worse. Rich Auntie vibes at it's best!

Their scales will be tipped. ⚖️

⚖️ The Libras/7th housers will find themselves in situations where they have to STAND on their boundaries. It's like a self-actualization that has to happen. Venus is teaching them to respect and protect their Venusian gifts. Similar to Taurus. Venusian energy will bless you with generous suitors. BEWARE THE LOVEBOMBERS. ⚖️ They bear the reputation of almost needing to be in a relationship. This is obviously due to the 7th house ruling, but also stems from it's less favorable position with the sun.(Father). It is also kind of true, because it is apart of your life path. ⚖️ While it can be painful to have to experience relationship after relationship, these are apart of your life path and contribute to your glow up! To love and be loved is truly a blessing. You guys are blessed with so many loving friendships and romantic experiences!

Regina George?

⚖️ There can be some performative behavior and some judgment! After all, this is scales. Blessed with beauty, style, and grace... they can end up judging those who aren't. Mean Girl vibes. But, I believe this comes from the Libran urge to judge and lead the masses LOL. Ma'at energy. ⚖️ Despite any of this, Libra is the least slandered amongst the air signs (unless it’s Libra moon… I see quite a bit of slander? LOL.) Ma'at seems to bless the Libran with this air of favor. It's like they can really do no wrong, even sometimes after doing so. People are going to think the better of them 9/10 because the Libra has already established their character and value amongst social groups. The air just adds a bit more flow, allowing more harmonious energy in their relations.

Conclusion

♀ The intention of this post is to shed some light on lesser known mythology and symbolism of the planet Venus. I also believe that it is worth noting a very beautiful pattern among Venus and her signs.

♀ The Libran scales and Taurus Cow horns both resemble the female reproductive system. They also resemble the African Ankh symbol (of fertility and eternal life). Nature makes no mistakes and everything has duality, just as the Ancient Egyptians understood so well. It’s beautiful. (See below).

Thank you for reading!! Wishing you blessings!

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[thementalshawty]

Short PAC What ‘Era’ Of Your Life You’re In Right Now 😘

Haylowwwww my babies, you seen not only did I post a YouTube video which I know I finally got to do it’ll be at the bottom of this so look at that two readings in one, 😂! This is a reading I felt pulled to do for you guys really quick I felt like mistress Isabelle brooks from drag race feeling myself entering a new era and I wanted to spread that with you guys so choose from these iconic ladies who had and created so many eras and figure out just where you are in your life right now.

Pile 1

Your Card: The Twins

I’m seeing that you’re in your yin yang individual era right now, your glow up era I’m hearing that for your pile 1 glow up, your aura is vibrating high and you wanna protect yourself, you’re learning all aspects of yourself and you’re doing it in a safe haven or you’re attempting to get into a safe zone so you can explore the dual sides and natures of you! You’re judging yourself and holding yourself up to a standard that may not be you, comparing yourselves with your siblings maybe? Also if you’re in a relationship that is tense right it could be because of some trauma that THE BOTH OF YOU, need to deal with in order for your relationship to be harmonious. You’re your compassionate era “I see you twin.” I heard that, that maybe for some of you, idk, but I see you giving the benefit of the doubt more, being more caring and thoughtful to the other person, ending old habits and cycles that have been stopping you from having a loving relationship. This era you’re in is all about healing, balance, compassion, and reconnection! Glow up Era fashooooo!

Pile 2

Your Card: The Patron.

Well to put it just like that, you’re in your patron era, your guiding hand era, mentorship era. You’re definitely the voice and mind someone needs right now in order to get through this thing called life, I’m feeling like it could be you being the mentor or you gaining one. I’m also seeing that you’re in your either endorsement deals era or sponsoring the world era, you’re either giving or receiving some kind of financial investment and I’m seeing that this is new project era vibes as well hunty! I’m hearing what ever you but to do you gon eat it up HENNYYYYYYYYYYYY! I’m living for this era that you are entering you’re in your empowerment era and not just for you but for this new person coming into your life, be open minded, they may not be romantic but this connection is important for the both of you whether you’re receiving or giving the guidance. Learning era baby!!!

Pile 3

Your Card: The Astronomer

So baddies lol, I see that you here are getting more into your taboo era. I’m seeing that you guys will be discovering a lot about yourselves spiritually, you may even connect closely with your higher self, through dreams for some of you. Connecting with the stars is really important for you at this point, you may even be learning more about your astrology charts and shit right now, stars are aligning for you baby and you’re gonna find out why! Whatever shit you’re dealing with too at this point you’re in you’re gaze in to the future era cos the solution is not in the past, it’s in the future and you need to look there because I’m seeing what you doing right now to solve it ain’t working, time for new ideas. Be open to new suggestions to follow them like is gospel trust YOURSELF! If you’re feeling what someone is saying is not right trust me it ain’t! You are in your high priestess/hierophant era babies do not allow anyone to make you feel like you can’t trust yourself! Your gut is leading you right my babies this era that you’re entering is a whole new you! A glow up but this involves only you, as the other likes involved other people. You got this babies!

That’s all that I’m getting for you guys, let me know if you like these eras reading in the comments and I will try to do them periodically.

[punksocks]

Astrology observations No.15

*just my opinions, take them with a grain of salt

-Neptune hard aspects to Mercury/ Neptune in 3rd/Pisces Mercury- people may constantly underestimate your intelligence and they’re genuinely surprised if you’re observant/smart

-The only Virgo risings I’ve known that are not skinny/petite have mars conjunct asc (even then they had a period of time when they were really skinny and either got out of that on purpose or on accident)

-Did you notice that a lot of Cancer Asc men get cast as like “traditional” manly men. I saw Ben Affleck was a Cancer Asc and Kurt Russel! They’re both known for their action movies (I like Kurt Russel more lol) and I was looking at Jon Hamm’s birth chart and he’s a cancer Asc too. He prefers to be a comedy guy, but looks like he walked out of the 50s so he had his breakthrough in mad men. (There’s also a lot going on there with that whole hazing scandal that I note everytime I see him so that’s a lot)

-Libra mars Asc try not to get frustrated but often their mars energy leaks out in other ways and they end up expressing their anger somehow despite the passive aggressive placement for a mars sign

-Fire Mercuries (especially Leo and Sagittarius) copy speech patterns/catch phrases a lot imo, almost as much as water Mercuries but less exact mimicry. Earth Mercuries tend to have very specific speech patterns that don’t change too much throughout their life, they can be very direct and to the point but will have a great deal of detail to share depending on the subject. Air Mercuries tend to have very distinct speech patterns and usually are the most likely to talk and write in their own sort of prose, I’ve known a few (specifically Gemini Mercuries) that have overcome speech impediments and become great, captivating speakers.

-Pluto touching Saturn can amplify its lessons and effects to a higher degree. (Trine, Sextile) will make the experiences more intense but conjunction, opposition, and square could make these effects explosive and intense. With both positive and negative aspects the native will be forced to transform and change their ways- with the negative aspects (conjunct, opposition, square) the native will feel the trials they go through in these transformations

-12th house placements can give you psychic dreams, I’ve also frequently dreamed being people other than myself. Mars will have action oriented dreams. Sun may have more dreams about experiences they’ve had echoing in their dreams. Moon will have deep emotional experiences. Venus may dream about love and friendships.

-Moon opposition sun synastry can create a lot of tension in a romantic relationship. There seems to be some underlying competitiveness going on. Especially if the moon and the sun are Cardinal signs.

-Moon conjunct Sun synastry can be intense. I think it shows how conjunct can be a negative aspect. The energies can understand each other sure, but they can also become an echo chamber of feeding into each other’s egos. I feel similarly about Sun conjunct Asc synastry. (My parents had this and oof, if that relationship isn’t karmic anyway it’s even more so now..)

-The only conjunct synastry I think I had intensely play out was Scorpio moon conjunct my Asc (I didn’t even realize it at the time) it was a lot! Fun and passionate but also he would get so overwhelmed he would be just shaking in normal conversation. Felt like with that and the 8th house synastry and my venus conjunct his pluto there was no was to turn the heat down and be normal with each other. Like we knew it would be short term but he was like talking about the future then I was overthinking the future and then it was over and idk that’s too much imo lol, lil dramatic just to be over in a snap. (Local Capricorn moon doesn’t get what all the fuss is about lol)

-Plus you can have all the positive synastry in the world, it really depends on timing and effort and individual choices and joint communication to work on your relationship, it’s an effort game

[danger-bird]

Touchstarved Astrology Headcanons🌠

Mostly based on my own irl observations over the years, as well as my bookworm era a few years ago . Also taking into account my own impressions & feelings for the LIs, so sufficiently biased and I'm not sorry. In the words of Danny DeVito: "I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it!" /lovingly❤️

Ais

Venus in Virgo. Period. I'm dying on this hill. Fight me. No but fr, first he's a diehard animal lover and will jump into a dog fight to save a puppy. Second, he's giving "mother hen" behavior - says "watch your step", then grabs you when you trip and scolds you "told you to watch your step"(Virgo 101); sends you off with an ESCORT, jumps in fists first when the roughneck tries fighting you then hides you from the purple gang later and escorts you back himself - need I say more? Not to mention he VERY likely helped Kuras save us (his scent lingers in the clinic when MC wakes up), and helps in the clinic regularly (so a part-time nurse, most likely helped save Mhin too). Also, he was definitely watching over us even before the Seaspring (the scarred woman knew our name from somewhere, also the Unnamed can feel Ocudeus' presence outside the clinic). He craves taking care of someone - people, animals, soulless, poor unfortunate souls - you name it. And it's not for show - that's just how he is. That's how he shows love - by being attentive. All my favorite people have this placement, they're all like him in this regard - best Venus placement imo (yes, I'm a biased Venus in Taurus, BUT I'm also right, lol)

Scorpio Ascendant I mean... come on. Come on. He's LITERALLY a gang leader! Not that anybody needs convincing, but aside from the sharp, intense eyes and the fact he oozes sex appeal, this would place his Sun in 10th House- he is known publicly as a leader, his presence demands respect and attracts attention. BDE for sure. Also he's very smart, intuitive and observant. Very aware of his surroundings, can pick up on people's moods & intentions like it's nothing. I'm convinced he can literally read our mind. A smart, sexy and caring bastard, lord help me...

Kuras

Virgo Signature sign Kuras is very service-oriented, focused on helping the community and always looking for ways to assist others. Very mindful of people’s problems and what they’re in need of - and ready to provide it, no matter what it may cost him. He’s also very polite, but comes off rigid, like he’s read “Social Etiquette for Humans 101” and is following it to the letter lol. Also kinda nerdy – has his special interests, and if you let him he’ll talk about reductions and concoctions all day, every day. I don't think it's a specific placement that influences this behavior, it's the whole picture, thus - a signature sign!

Saturn Dominant This man is a Capricorn already, sure, but there’s a difference. Capricorn placements have an inner spark, a fire about them – they’re ambitious and driven while being practical and disciplined. Saturn, however, is a dry and dark, malefic - almost apocalyptic planet. It’s the last visible planet – the gatekeeper of the divine knowledge (depicted by the outer planets). It represents time, boundaries, a sense of duty and responsibility, guilt and the consequences of one's actions. A symbol of Kronos and the Devil, it represents the falling of God, the grotesque expression of divinity. Kuras has a curious mind, fascinated by science and humanity, and in light of the Kuras character lore (and his not-too-subtle mischievousness) he def has strong Uranus & Jupiter influence as well. But the Saturnian themes in particular parallel the themes and main conflict in his story most strongly.

Mercury Retrograde I had to. The way he's so precise and eloquent, but roundabout when he talks? How he's so tight-lipped and takes his sweet time before answering a question? Mercury retrograde, 100 percent. I don't make the rules.

Mhin

Moon in 1st House. How do I know? I have it. The color of printer paper (the sun hates us), emotions written all over their entire existence and impossible to hide, as well as rather intense emotional outbursts? Yes, yes and yes. Big-time tsundere? Yes. Big softy, too? Yes. We could be twins, honestly. I stg they have a crush on Ais, but unlike with Kuras they're not happy about it. I dunno, call it twin telepathy. The Christmas photo doesn't help either.

Water moon, most likely in Cancer. Not Scorpio, because their emotions fluctuate rapidly, and are overtly moody. The difference between big waves and a rip current, for example. But more so, this makes for a Sun-Moon square - the dissonance and lack of harmony between their outer persona and their inner needs and desires is clear. They have difficulty expressing their emotions, not difficulty as in showing them, but in a way where they come off wrong and get interpreted the wrong way. Very protective, like a smol soft crabbie shielding themselves with their shell. Pushes people away consciously, but hoping for someone to have enough of a "spine" to handle them and protect them, giving them a safe space to finally relax. Most of all they need love, reassurance and acceptance (my poor little meow meow💙)

Mars square Mercury That Mercury is in Aries, you can't tell me otherwise. The extra 'angry' coming from Mars in Capricorn is helping, too. But not only that, it also makes a square to their Sun AND an opposition to their Moon - a T-square, a highly difficult & stressful configuration. The Mars is in Capricorn because they like a partner with authority and attitude (Cap in 7th), and it makes for good synastry with Kuras (my cutie patooties). Also for how small they are, they're very agile and skilled with knifes (ruled by Mars).

Leander

Venus conjunct Pluto. Sexy. Magnetic. He pulls you in with the gravitational force of his tits. These people are the definition of an intense lover. Obsessive and hungry for love - and pain, equally, very big on extreme and overwhelming sensations. You have a terrible curse? Oooh, danger - gimme! You can never give them too much attention - they want it all, and they're not sharing. Possessive, wants to draw you into their little world and keep you for themselves.

Leo Ascendant, for a few reasons. I was initially thinking Libra, but after looking at everything, I decided on Leo. He has a noble presence - not surprising considering his upbringing. He's a very charismatic talker, well-spoken, lovely voice, can charm anyone into trusting him (Libra in 3rd coming through). To his credit, he takes his work seriously and comes off as a reliable boss (Cap in 6th, also Taurus in 10th). He wants to take care of people... or rather, wants to be seen as a savior. I really see him as a Gemini-Cancer cusp, but technically he's a Cancer so his sun will be in 12th house. It’s a house of self-undoing, the afterlife, illusions - ego and reality go to disintegrate here. All that connects into the life-and-death theme surrounding him and his design. The sun here becomes a fantasy, a goal rather than reality – a dream of being a leader, a hero, someone who people look up to for help and answers. He’s really giving Jesus-wannabe, with the resurrection and savior complex he has going on, as well as the over-the-top generosity. A big red crab, with a big red flag... and the tits to match (Cancer rules the booba).

Vere

Venus conjunct Midheaven, Midheaven being in Scorpio. With Sun in Scorpio. Lots of Scorpio. He’s so pretty! Pretty in an elegant, sensual, effortless yet manicured to perfection way. Apparently, the BBC (Big Bulky Collar) on him does not signal “DANGER!” to the rascals who take him for an easy target, because all they see is the approachable, delicate face and inviting voice. He knows the effect he has on people, and he’s using it to his advantage – to get a free drink, or to make people trust him juuust enough to get what he wants. He is attracted to power, powerful people, and wants power for himself – and he’s ruthless about achieving his goals, too (Scorpio in 10th); there’s a lot of gossip surrounding this man’s public image, his reputation. Venus conjunct Midheaven places a focus on art – he is an artist, appreciates art as well as creating it himself. He IS the art, or that’s the perception of him anyway.

Venus in Scorpio As Venusian as he appears, Venus is in detriment here – there’s conflicting emotions regarding his looks, and the perception of him – or rather, the expectations placed on him because of it. He'll break rules on purpose, act outrageous, play coy, use his beaty for all its worth – he’ll purposefully play the ‘bad guy’ as a form of rebellion, a defense mechanism. He can’t find comfort in a traditional relationship dynamic and has a hard time liking someone who likes them back - he’s afraid of commitment. I believe his confidence is a façade; there’s an underlying fear of betrayal and rejection, and a paranoia that any good thing that comes his way is a trick, a trap, or a lie. That he doesn’t deserve love or care, really. Buuut… if you’re like Ais and see him for all his ‘ugly’, and accept him anyway… then you’re really something💜.

1525 words. Yikes. I tried keeping the word count down.

Unsuccessful. Obviously.

If you’ve read this far, go have some water, a snack, a stretch – you deserve it! Doctor’s orders!!!

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P.S. : Ais' side profile sprite is giving me "ex-punk mom wearing a cozy cardigan", is it just me? Anyone? Are you seeing it? Am I crazy? Do I need help?...

...I'll see myself out.

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[evangelinesbible]

THE ASTROLOGICAL BEAUTY OF…

SYDNEY “EVANGELINE” MYKAH

FAREWELL POST

In celebration of 3,000 followers and this being my last Astro tumblr post. Loved all of the support and the crazy ass times we had 😭🫶🏽

VIRGO RISING

I am a Virgo rising. Although a lot of you guessed Capricorn and Scorpio, and there’s some explainations to that, I’m a pure Virgo rising. Virgo risings tend to have a lot of fullness to them. Full lips, eyebrows, and cheeks. They have a seemingly innocent look to them which they get because of their eyes. They tend to have round almost owl like eyes with a bit of a feline flare. With their foreheads/top of their heads being very prominent and there chins to be typically very small in comparison. Virgo risings tend to have angular faces but they still appear soft and delicate. They tend to have a very attentive and focused look to them and their faces tend to be even/symmetrical.

VIRGO JUPITER 1H

Jupiter 1H people tend to have prominent thighs and/or a very attractive butt but it can honestly expand any part of the the body since Jupiter naturally rules over expansion period. And Virgo Jupiter’s tend to have a very attractive waist line/stomach.

TAURUS VENUS 9H

Taurus is ruled by Venus so having it be my Venus signs means that I have a natural earthy and Venusian look to me. (That and I’m a Venusian) Taurus Venus people typically are seen as conventionally attractive. I would say all earth afflicted venues (house or sign) have faces that are so naturally beautiful, literally just Mother Nature vibes. Venus in the 9H can mean that my legs are very attractive as well. Everybody online thinks I’m 5’7 and up but I’m actually 5’3 🚶🏽‍♀️ In some pictures I appear taller than I actually am.

VENUS - JUPITER

(Bestie @d4rkpluto gave me these)

I specifically have Venus trine Jupiter which can make someone have a lot of natural beauty/blessed with beauty. People with this placement can have beautiful eyes/large eyes, attractive/long legs and can make some rn look like a fairy or even an elf lol

ASC - MOON

Moon - ASC people have something very soft about them I’m their face. And usually it’s their skin that gives off this soft look because it appears shiny/ dewy. Especially in a bare face. These people can have plump faces or cheeks as well. (I for sure did when I was younger)

ASC - VENUS

Of course Venus touching the asc will give someone some sort of beauty that the general public find very attractive. People with prominent Venus can have a pouty look to them and symmetrical faces.

ASC - MARS

This placement can indicate someone being seen as sexy and/or active. Might have an angled and shape looking face or body. Similar to Pluto these people have a seductive stare but it can be more aggressive or dominating. Striking or laser eye like eye contact. These people can look very striking and attractive in more “masculine” apparel.

ASC - SATURN

Typically these people age very well. They tend to be late bloomers and grow more into their faces with age. Face shape/ structure is very prominent, especially as they get older and they tend to be on the skinnier side most of time.

ASC - PLUTO

People with this aspect tend to have a bit of seductiveness and darkness to their appearance. Literally and figuratively, since I think most of these people who have brown eyes are a really dark shade. Naturally dark features also incidental hair. They have a heavy lidded almost bedroom eye stare to them.

VIRGO BELLA CONJ. ASC 1H

Having the asteroid that simply means beautiful conj. the ASC/ in the 1H can make someone be perceived as very beautiful. Virgo Bellas tend to look younger than they appear. This will accentuate a more innocent look. Since Virgo rules over the stomach/ waist bella Virgos might have an attractive stomach/waist

NYMPHE CONJ. SUN 7H

Very flirty and charming stare with this one. Nymphe rules over youth so having it conj. a personal planet can indicate being blessed with a youthful look in your older years. It being conj. Sun can mean that I’ll have a glow/shine to me even in old age

ARIES APHRODITE - ASC 9H

Having Aries touch the ASC can obviously make the native have some sort of aphrodisiac look to them. A mixture between beauty and seduction in the face. Aries Aphrodite trines my ASC so the sharp sensuality is softened. Aries Aphrodite people tend to look their best when they’re wearing warm colors reminiscent of a fire and wearing bold, and more “masculine” fashions. 9H Aphrodite can give someone an attractive curvy or thick figure around the thigh area.

And that was the Astrological Beauty of Me,

Sydney Evangeline Mykah 💋

Big ole X’s and O’s to my astrological babes and my best friends on here and irl 🫶🏽 a giant thanks to anyones who’s supported, followed, liked and shared my astrology content it means the world. Thank you for being in this chapter, on to the next one with @sydneymykah

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[helslastangel]

Why I've learned to take Goldilocks' approach to interpreting planet & house placements in astrology

Disclaimer: There will be some theory here, some anecdotes, and more than my fair share of yapping, but all I care about is that this makes a positive impact for even one person. Then I'll be glad I didn't leave it in the drafts. :) Also, it's almost 3 AM as I write this, so do with that information what you will LOL.

People tend to over-complicate or oversimplify the planets and houses in astrology. As someone who likes to produce and consume information at the same temperature Goldilocks likes her porridge, I've decided to abandon more pressing matters (my assignment due tomorrow and the 14 asks in my inbox) and talk instead about what approach to astrology I consider to be "just right."

One key thing to remember is that the majority of your natal chart is not actually about you. I know the lions, crabs, water bearers and maidens especially all squirmed a bit, but hear me out. The 1st house and the luminaries (Sun and Moon) are completely about you. YOUR ideals, inner self, core desires, and emotional needs. The way YOU present yourself to the world. These make up your character - the skin you're in, your core personality traits, and your favorite self-imposed customizations. The remaining inner planets (Mercury, Venus, and Mars) and angular houses (4th, 7th, and 10th) still pertain to you, of course, but if you think about it, they extend much further outside of yourself and into various aspects of life and society.

Mercury describes how you think, but also how you communicate those thoughts with others and what kinds of conversations or intellectual environments you thrive in.

Venus shows how you define and express love (or what expressions of love you're drawn to), but also tells you about the kinds of connections you may attract or want to attract (platonic, romantic, etc).

Mars describes how you express emotions like anger and excitement, but also how you move towards (or away from) different people, places and things in life.

The 4th house describes your approach and views on what home and family should look like.

The 7th house reveals what you desire in a spouse, a soulmate or a trusted business partner.

The 10th house describes your attitude towards career and how you "show up" in work environments.

Yes, these are all technically "you," but anything outside of your sun, moon and ascendant placements are less concerned with analyzing and describing you, the lone individual and more concerned with describing the personas you assume to navigate everything else in life. There is a reason why there is one house of "self" and 11 houses meant to guide you through the bigger world outside of you.

I believe fewer people would fly into a panic over things in their natal and synastry charts if they understood that many aspects won't affect them as strongly as they think, especially between outer planets or at weak orbs.

You know, out of curiosity, I looked up the charts of my childhood friends recently. First, the ones born the same year or so as me. Then I broadened my observations outward up to 10 years (I have had a few friends within that many years older or younger than me). If you love astrology as much as I do and haven't tried this yourself yet, you'd be fascinated by how similar charts can be between people all born within certain time periods. With my friend groups, most charts were nearly identical-looking from Uranus to Pluto. The closer in age, the more there were charts that looked nearly the same from as far up as Saturn or Jupiter right on down. Nearly all my age-mates have Uranus and Neptune in Capricorn, Pluto in Scorpio, Saturn in Pisces or Aquarius and Lilith in Taurus or Aries. Half my friend group has Venus in Libra or Scorpio and the other half in Aries or Gemini. I was even surprised by how many of my same-age friends have Lilith in Taurus and Juno in Scorpio like I do. Whenever we all let go of our masks and speak freely and openly, it's quite humbling and also soothing to realize that many of our experiences and struggles really aren't all that unique after all. Perhaps this isn't such good news to an Enneagram 4 (:D) but, generally I think we all do crave that feeling that we're not the only ones going through something.

I share this to illustrate one simple point: the chances are high that the placements/aspects associate with your outer planets will not have the strongest DIRECT impact on you individually. You and others in your peer group are likely in the same big boat or a bunch of matching lifeboats paddling away from the same generational shipwrecks. A similar thing can be said about the succedent (2nd, 5th, 8th, 11th) and cadent houses (3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th). They have more to do with everyTHING and everyONE else in your life and how you relate/react/respond to it all. This is why I'm so against the way many astrology explanations and observations are written. I'm not talking about posts meant to be more entertaining or personal than educational. I'm talking about the posts where you can tell the OP meant for them to be taken 100% seriously, but do little more than spook or scare those who know less than they do.

Last year I met a coworker who asked me to read a synastry chart for her. She wanted a 2nd opinion besides her own, as she had some 12th house synastry with the person and had been in emotional limbo for days because of it. I told her that the direction of the connection was up to her and the person - the charts only show the possibilities - what the beautiful, the good, the bad, and the ugly could look like within that aspect. What did she do? She went to see him, yelled at him for things he hadn't even done yet that she "knew" he was "going to do" because his moon was in her 12th and then blocked him. Came to work as sour as a lime yet excitedly telling me that she had set boundaries with him. Had to bite my tongue; I wanted to say the only thing she set up was an obstacle.

It is so easy to become obsessed with searching for highly specific answers or predictions for day to day life in astrology and that's just not what its for. At least, not in my opinion.

No one is immune to this either.

Let me tell you about the last major time I fell into this trap. This was around 2020. At that time, I noticed 2nd house synastry with my then-partner and immediately sabotage the entire connection. How? Oh, well, because my overstimulated and uninformed pea brain would assume all sorts of things, such as, "Oh they're just with me to eventually try to move in and then get lazy and expect me to pay for everything and drain all my resources." Do these things happen? Of course. Does it make any sense to assume this WILL be the case the moment anyone has their inner planets in my 2nd house? Nope. But I didn't know better and was "too busy" to do my research, so what did I do? Assumed the worst. All the while not really seeing what was going on in front of me. Stumbling over the evidence to pursue a theory instead. And I ended up hurting someone I truly cared about.

Had I slowed down and taken a balanced approach, I would have noticed that while this person had Mercury, Venus and Jupiter in my 2nd house, he also had Mars trine (0°) and Saturn conjunct (4°) my Moon, which to put it simply, would have led me to the bigger, more accurate picture.

So, yes, I had a boyfriend who admired my talents, felt attracted to my generosity and "expensive" looking style (even though I exclusively bargain shop).

Yes, he was very much drawn to the fact that I have an eye for opportunity and manage to be in the right place at the right time to take advantage of them.

However, I failed to notice the part where his Virgo Mars was in harmony with my Capricorn moon. He knew without needing to ask that I really didn't want to be running around handling things all the time the way I've had to for nearly all my adult life. He knew I wanted to feel secure with someone and taken care of at least part of the time, for once. I was too busy panicking over apparent "bad" synastry to notice any of that early on. I didn't notice either that, as the Saturn person, he felt a heavy sense of responsibility for me that cancelled out any reverse gold digging tendencies.

He rarely wanted anything from me and had a hard time accepting gifts or help, yet he offered me both all the time. I didn't always know exactly what things he was stressed about because he spoke another language with his family, friends and business partners, and he usually didn't want to unload it on me, though I told him he could always vent if he needed to and I'd be there to listen. Which I was. But my mistake was getting carried away in misinterpretations and misuse of our astrology information, assuming things like "oh he's saying all this but it's probably future faking," "'he's rarely, if ever affectionate, like on our first dates, I guess it's just a matter of time before probation is over and the money requests are gonna start coming in while he chases someone else" and so on.

Was my ex future-faking? Maybe. Maybe not. I'll never know because I fully assumed that he was. That showed in my behavior which eventually started to reflect in his behavior too, when he got tired of feeling like I would never believe anything he promised to me and that nothing he did would be enough to make me fully trust him. That would break anybody, honestly.

Was he really waiting around to get comfortable and start relying on me for money? Maybe. Maybe not. But he never did. Any money he borrowed, he returned without me having to ask. If I came over, he'd hand me his card for anything I wanted to order. If I used my own card instead, he was actually offended. In fact, he hated when we'd go out and I'd look for the cheapest of everything. The least expensive dish. The dress on sale. If he insisted on paying, I'd try to cover the tip or pay for something else later to keep it even.

But why? Why do that? Oh, well, I had seen that his Saturn was in my 8th house - the house of shared resources - and my overthinking hyper-vigilant ass decided that I needed to "prove" that I wasn't a liability or something. Never mind that the Saturn-Moon conjunction was RIGHT THERE to tell me to relax and not assume the worst outcome for the 8H synastry ...no, no, I just flew right off the deep end and assumed that if I didn't assert (micro) dominance in some way, he'd spoil me long enough for me to get used to it, then start controlling me financially and so on.

Years later, I wonder often if things would have turned out better if I had just calmed the fuck down. If I had let things play out naturally, keeping in mind what COULD happen without acting as if it was BOUND to happen. You know what the worst part about that is? I don't think most of us realize how powerful self-fulfilling prophecies really are sometimes. The negative (and positive) interpretations you can take away from planet and house interpretations are simply possibilities; potential outcomes that will only go that way if fed and watered. I won't step too far into territory I haven't mastered, but I'd like to think it's safe to say the same goes for tarot readings as well.

To sum up this mammoth post

I believe astrology is meant to be only a guide; a helpful resource as you go through the stages of life. It should be your training wheels, not the whole bike. Your driving instructor, not your daily chauffeur. The salt that brings out the flavor in a dish-not the whole dish itself. I think if more of us understood this, there wouldn't be so much fearmongering and generalizations about which aspects and houses are the "villain" in the astrology community.

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[persephone-writes]

A Diviner's Guide to James Potter

Chapter Fourteen: The Stars Can Speak

James Potter x Fem!Gryffindor!Reader

Chapter Thirteen - Chapter Fifteen ☆ Series Masterlist

Description: After your fight with James, you're left entirely unsure how to act. However, your friends, and the stars, have some (un)helpful suggestions.

Word Count: 5.3k

Notes: theres some astrology in this chapter, but I didn't specify anything about the readers signs, only the readings. however, it's basically guaranteed that if you look up your own stuff it won't match whats in the fic. If it's any consolation, the birthday I chose for the writing process is nowhere near mine lol

You fixed your eyes upon Flitwick at the head of the room, trying to ignore the fact that James had been staring at you for the entire period. Tuesday’s were always theory days, dull and tedious even when you were in a receptive mood. This morning, you were taking in only about half the content of the lecture, your fingers continuously tapping against your desk while Lily frowned at your fidgeting. Your hopes that James would act like you didn’t exist were clearly not based in any sort of reality, though you should have expected as much. This was James: utterly relentless no matter what. 

You kept your head down as you packed up your books, catching the four boys across the room exiting their pew from the corner of your eye. You were free, at least for the time being. 

“Just go on without me,” you said, turning to Lily. “I want to talk to Flitwick about joining dueling club.”

She gave you a small smile, throwing her bag over her shoulder as you each moved to leave. “I think that’s a good idea. It’s probably better than going to Taurisus directly. This way, you’ll get some real practice in.”

“Yeah,” you chuckled, “I just have to hope I don’t embarrass myself too much.” 

As you walked down the steps, Lily slipping out the door with a promise to see you later, your stomach dropped. James was leaning against the side of the pew, his eyes towards the door. You clenched your jaw, ripping your gaze away as you passed him, heading towards Flitwick’s desk at the back of the room. The students began to dissipate, leaving you and James alone, save for your Professor, who had yet to notice your presence. Your posture stiffened as you heard James walking behind you, his shoes clicking against the stone floor. 

With a wave of his wand, Flitwick organized a pile of parchment on his desk before scurrying around a stack of books. “I’ll be with you in a moment!”

You nodded, your head growing light when James came to stand a meter away. You played with your tie, your head bent towards your feet as you waited for Flitwick to finish. 

“Hey—” James began in a low voice, though Flitwick came skirting around his desk before he could finish.

“I apologize,” Flitwick said, smiling at each of you. “What is it that you two need?” 

“I wanted to talk with you about joining dueling club,” you said quickly, the need to leave as soon as possible growing stronger and stronger as the seconds passed. 

“I’m pleasantly surprised, Miss L/N,” Flitwick said, his smiling growing brighter. “We meet today after classes in room 1L. You are welcome to stop by.”

“Thank you, Professor,” you said, spinning around to leave. “I’ll see you this afternoon.”

You hurried out of the classroom and into the corridor, darting towards the main castle with a racing heart. Everything felt like a blur, the image of James’s face nearly burned into your retinas. You didn’t have Astronomy until 11:45, though you knew Sinistra would let you sit and do school work until then, or in the worst case scenario, make you polish the telescopes. No matter what, you needed to go somewhere you could breathe a little easier, preferably without the possibility of running into James. 

Just when you thought you had escaped the suffocation of being around him, your name was called out behind you. Your breath caught in your throat, quickening your pace despite the urge to stop. You could hear him bolting down the corridor, soon skidding directly in front of you and forcing you to halt.

“You’re joining dueling club?” James asked with wide eyes. 

“Yes,” you said plainly, taking a step around him and continuing towards the Astronomy Tower. Your hands began to sweat, your ears buzzing as he walked alongside you.

“Why?”

“You know very well why.” You hoped he would take a hint given your obvious irritation, though he only shook his head at your answer, seemingly with no plans to leave your side.

“I’ll teach you how to duel,” he said. “Or Sirius, or Remus, they’re both just as good as I am. You don’t need Flitwick to—”

“Don’t you have practice or something?” you huffed, taking a right down another corridor. 

James swerved around a group of students, ignoring a few of them when they said hello. “No, Ravenclaw took the spot.”

“Well, surely you have some studying to do.”

“This is the way to the Common Room,” he paused, nearly crashing into a pillar. He turned back to you, scratching his head. “I’m sorry about what I said this weekend.”

“Just leave it, James,” you muttered, picking up your pace again.

“Won’t you just talk to me for a minute?” 

“We all ready tried that,” your annoyance was growing, though nothing deterred him. 

“We can’t just—” James faltered, pushing through another crowd. You moved around the edge, hugging the wall in hopes of losing him. You had no such luck, for he quickly moved beside you again. “Tell me what to do to fix—”

“Nothing,” you answered, cutting him off. “Do absolutely nothing.”

You turned to move up a staircase leading to the fifth floor, flying up without looking back. James did not bother to follow, watching as you disappeared around the bend. At least he could follow instructions. 

Professor Sinistra let you work alone in the Astronomy classroom, not questioning why you wanted to be here rather than the myriad of other rooms in the castle better suited for your purposes. You had simply thanked her politely, quietly making your way up the tower, gazing above you at the charmed ceiling full of twinkling stars. 

You decided to begin on your essay for Charms, getting a head start for once on your assignments. Lily would be more than pleased when you told her, for she was likely doing the same. After you had gotten through a fair few pages of parchment, you dropped your quill, shaking out your aching hand. A blot of ink began to spread on your paper, absorbing a few letters into its black mass. You sighed, sitting back in your chair as you stared at the ruined paper.

A few models in the corner of the classroom turned slowly around themselves, the sun floating at its center. All around you were charts and diagrams, many older than your great-great-grandparents, crafted by the hands of former Hogwarts professors. It was one of your favorite classrooms in the castle, glittering with the intriguing mystery of the night sky. On the wall was a row of tall bookshelves, all filled with similar looking tomes, extremely thick and bound in leather. On each of the spines read a year, dating all the way back to the founding of Hogwarts. You had learned about their contents first year, complete with a project having to analyze a specific page. They were recordings of all celestial activities occurring in the northern hemisphere, a task bestowed upon the current Astronomy professor. The position of every planet, their visibility to the naked eye, meteor showers, the tilt of the earth, solar flares, everything was meticulously recounted for future study. 

You had avoided looking in those books since April of fifth year. Before that, you had gone and looked at four specific dates, Lily, Marlene, Dorcas, and your own birthdays, memorizing your birth charts “just in case of an emergency!” Although your friends were rather supportive of your love for Divination, astrology was not something they put much credence in. It was a fickle thing, as were all forms of Divination, though you were not one to doubt the stars. 

This was precisely why you hadn’t dared open one of the tomes in well over a year. At first it was due to the fact that you had no interest meddling in your mates love life. Later on, the reasons changed considerably. Now, the temptation was too strong, the desire to know one way or another enough to either rip you to pieces or grant you such glorious elation you may go mad with happiness. All you had was the date, the twenty-seventh of March, 1960. It was enough to tell you Aries and nothing else, which is the way you had planned on keeping it. 

The shelf seemed to stare at you, inviting you to walk over, to run your hands over the spines, to pull one out and open it up. You glanced over at one of the models, it was around eleven from what you could tell, plenty of time to peruse a volume and scribble your findings down on a piece of scrap parchment. 

Your eyes shot back down towards your work, your hands coming to rest on the desk as you glared into the ink blot. You closed your eyes, remembering what Quattlebaum had once said in class, sparking a great deal of interest in you at the time, “The stars can speak…though their language may seem anachronistic and illegible to untrained ears. Do not fret! You will learn to appreciate their ever changing nature, for it is like our own, forever shifting to accommodate the bends of time.”

The bends of time; was that all this was? You, James, the fish, the war? Was it all just the ebb and flow, the wax and wane of life beating on and on until you died? You rubbed your temple, laughing at your own existential pondering. This was outrageous, absolutely ludicrous…right?

You stood, your chair scraping against the floor as you made a b-line towards the shelf, your eyes frantically running over the dates written onto the sides. You followed the years down the line, 1973, ‘72, ‘71, kneeling to reach the 60s. There it was, 1960, your golden year. Before you could talk yourself out of it you pulled the heavy book from the shelf, cradling it in your arm as you went back over to your desk, pushing your quill and parchment out of the way to make room. You immediately opened it, flipping through the pages to find the right month. In a moment, the twenty-seventh of March was presented in front of you, complete with all the information you needed and more. 

For a brief, fleeting moment, you reconsidered. What good would come of it? What were you even hoping to find? Was it even right to analyze the chart of an unrequited love?  

You scanned the pages, running your finger down the paragraphs, eyeing the neatly crafted diagrams littered between the words. He was an Aries, though that you already knew. You could also determine the compatibility of sun signs without having to consult a reference book, unintentionally doing so every time you learned someone’s birthday. Your sun signs did show a good deal of compatibility: shared weakness when it comes to boredom, each independent, he may become impatient with your inaction, we can’t go on like this. All of this you were well aware of, though it mattered little in comparison to the whole chart. 

You pulled out a roll of parchment, grabbing your quill so you could jot everything down. Moon in Aries, interesting, Mercury and Venus in Pisces, even more intriguing…Jupiter in Capricorn…Lilith in Gemini. Soon, you had everything written down, other than what you couldn’t make out with a lacking birth time. Unfortunately, there was no ordinary way of asking someone whom you were currently trying to avoid what time they were born. Besides, he probably had no idea. When you had asked Lily, she looked at you sideways for a full ten seconds.  

Without an astrology reference book with you, you were unable to get a full reading. A small part of you hoped you’d lose interest by the time you made it to the Library, realizing that this was an incredibly foolish idea in the first place which could only result in further heartache. You quickly returned the astronomy book back to the shelf, slipping your parchment back into your bag, your leg bouncing underneath the desk.

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“Settle down, settle down,” Professor Flitwick began, standing on the long, narrow platform at the center of the room. “We have a new member of our club.” He motioned to you, standing amongst the group of students below, many of which were notably younger than yourself. Sheepishly, you glanced around at them, trying to make yourself smaller. “I’d like you all to welcome Miss L/N with the proper dueling club spirit, which is…”

“Respect, courtesy, and discipline,” the students called out in unison. Near the back of the room, Professor Taurisus said it as well with a large, overzealous grin. 

“Very good,” Flitwick said, pacing down the platform. “It’s down to business, then. As you know, last week we covered the Tongue-Tying Curse, which may be a bit advanced for some of you, so do not be too hard on yourself if you are yet to master it. I’d like to begin this week's meeting with a few duels employing this curse,” he paused, gazing across the group of students. “Miss Waters, you had some luck with it last week.”

Agnus Waters, a fourth year Gryffindor, nodded her head enthusiastically, moving through the crowd to step up onto the platform. 

Flitwck’s eyes danced across the students once more, landing on yourself. “Miss L/N, would you care to demonstrate? I’m sure you will be able to provide some excellent insight on this fifth year spell.”

With a shaky breath you nodded, nervously stepping up onto the platform opposite Agnus. 

Flitwick stood in the center, glancing between each of you. “All right, take your positions.”

“Professor,” you began, your wand still at your side. “Am I allowed to use upper level spells, or should I only use fifth year and below?”

“I don’t think that will be a problem,” Taurisus said from his corner, causing a few giggles to ripple throughout the students. 

Without responding, Flitwick stepped off the platform, leaving you and Agnus to take your positions and begin the duel. 

You left dueling club with a bit more pride than when you arrived, though you couldn’t be too cocky about beating a few fourth years. You were almost positive all the professors would have been made aware of your current situation, though you felt as if Flitwick and Taurisus were more happy to have a seventh year to demonstrate more advanced spells rather than helping you hone your skills.

As soon as you stepped into the common room, heading towards the stairs to the girl’s dormitories a bit deflated from the experience, Sirius popped up from one of the tables where he was sitting with Remus. You didn’t have time to escape before he rushed over, throwing an arm around your shoulders.

“Hey, firecracker,” he said, his grin far more irritating than normal. “Doing all right?”

“Fine,” you mumbled, continuing towards the staircase. 

Sirius came along, his arm staying put. “Haven’t seen Zephyr in a while, or the other trolls. Hopefully Dumbledore’s got them holed up in the dungeons.”

You threw his arm off of you when you reached the staircase, moving to head up. 

“Oi!” 

You turned around, your lips pursed as you stared down at him, a hand on his hip. Why you didn’t just keep on walking was beyond you. “What?” 

“Don’t want to talk about your lover’s quarrel?” he asked with a smirk. 

You scowled, moving back down the staircase. “Shut it,” you whispered, glancing around the common room. It didn’t appear as if anyone heard, though the threat was still imminent if he kept on speaking. “It was not a lover’s quarrel.”

“Sure seemed like one,” he said, his smile widening, sly and filled with mischief. “If I didn��t know better, I’d think you two were shacking up.”

“Well, it wasn’t,” you snapped, narrowing your eyes. “And you know that as well as I do we’re not.”

“Come off it,” he whined, waving you off. “When are you two gonna get over this so we can go back to focusing on the common enemy. I’m getting antsy here.”

“Which is?” you asked, growing more and more tired of his antics. 

“The tossers who tried to poison you, obviously,” he whispered with a shrug. 

You rolled your eyes. “And what are you planning on doing about them?” 

His smirk deepened, his face growing alight. “I was thinking some Amortentia in snivellus’s drink, make him fall in love with Hagrid or something. Maybe a bit of choice wand-work for Mulciber. I think we might be able to go full public shaming on Zephyr given the—”

“Okay, I get it,” you said, raising your hand. You weren’t sure how much more of his enthusiastic revenge plans you could take. There was also the added concern of spending too much time in the common room, thus increasing your chances of running into James.

“Seriously,” Sirius began again, his smile dropping, “is this one of those times when one of you acts like you’re gonna hold a grudge and you don't, or is this the real deal?”

“The real deal, as far as I can tell,” you said, turning to walk back up the stairs. 

“This is bull,” Sirius called. “I can’t follow you up!”

“Exactly.”

“Thank Merlin you’re alone,” Marlene gasped as you walked into your room, standing up from her desk chair. 

“Did you turn Dorcas’s boots green again?” you asked warily, glancing over towards Dorcas’s trunk. 

“No,” she huffed, hurrying towards you. “And that was three years ago, give it a break.”

“Yeah, but it’d be pretty funny if it happened again,” you chuckled, pulling off your tie and tossing it onto your bed. 

She continued to stare at you with frantic, rather worrying eyes. “I haven’t been able to get you alone in ages,” she began, working herself up considerably. “You have to tell me about the fight. What happened, what’d he say?”

You closed your eyes, pinching the bridge of your nose. When you let your hand drop, Marlene’s eager face was still directly in front of yours, urging you on. “Godric, Marls, you really are a gossip.”

Her mouth pressed into a line, unrelenting.  

“I don’t even remember most of it,” you argued, turning away to kick off your shoes and shoving them under your four-poster. “It was just a fight, I don’t know what to tell you.”

Marlene scoffed, plopping down on your bed. “C’mon, it’s me! I all ready know your big secret. What's another?”

“Some people like to keep certain things private,” you said, walking around her legs to pull out your trunk. You began to dig through it for your muggle clothes, tossing them onto the floor beside you. 

“They’ll wrinkle if you do that,” Marlene said, leaning over the side. You didn’t respond, picking them up and going to the lavatory. “I just want to help!”

“You’ve helped enough,” you said through the door as you changed. 

“Just give it to me one to ten,” she called. “One being awful, ten meaning you two started snogging.”

You swung open the door, staring back at her with a blank face. “If you must know, it was a bloody disaster.”

Marlene cringed, her brows pinched. “How much? A massacre?”

“Just about.” You threw your clothes into the hamper, sitting down beside her with a long, drawn out sigh. “That’s the gist of it, at least.”

“Y’know,” Marlene began with a small smile, “before, it seemed a lot like a lovers quarrel if you ak—”

“Not you, too,” you groaned, flopping back onto your mattress. 

Marlene looked down at you, her smile gone. “Dorcas?” 

“No, Sirius.”

“Huh. I’ve discovered over the last few weeks that our minds actually work a lot alike,” she said with no shortage of disgust. “It’s disturbing.”

“Sorry if I don’t have a lot of sympathy,” you said, throwing an arm over your eyes. “I’m maxed out on self-pity.”

Marlene didn’t say anything for a beat, letting out a short breath. “You really won’t tell me?”

You took your arm from your face, meeting her eyes. Her brows were tilted, her eyes begging you to spill. You sat up, slouching forward with another groan. “It’s kind of embarrassing, if I’m being honest.”

“Oh, none of that,” Marlene said, knocking your shoulders. “You’ve known me too long to still get embarrassed over shite like this. How long did I make you stay in this room with me while I cried over Zephyr?”

“Too long, considering he’s a rat,” you muttered.

“Hey, we didn’t know that at the time,” she said sternly. “But that only proves my point further. See the kind of stuff I pull.”

You rubbed your hands down your face, glancing over at her hesitantly. “He just fed me lines the whole time.”

“What’d he say?” 

“He said he didn’t tell me about Mulciber because he thought I’d be embarrassed by it, like we're eleven years old or something,” you said, growing peeved at the memory of it. “I told him it was a load of crap, but he just kept doubling down—”

“You are such a moron,” she said, her eyes wide as she stared at you. 

“What? You really expect me to believe that? It’s a cop-out,” you argued. “He’d have to be completely daft to think that.”

“He’s a moron, too,” she said, completely sure of herself. “Of course he’s stupid enough to think that.”

You faltered, a bit flabbergasted by her assertion. “What do you mean?”

“I mean he probably feels the same way you do about him, but because you’re so bloody closed off he can’t get a read on you,” she said with a roll of her eyes. “He’s probably walking on eggshells trying to feel out the weather. Of course he’d avoid letting you know Mulciber teased him about supposedly shagging you. It’s a nightmare scenario. Well, at least if you’re a moron. Any reasonable person would—”

“I’ve already told you, he doesn’t fancy me,” you interrupted. 

Marlene groaned dramatically, her hands splaying out in frustration. “I’m going to kill you one of these days. Any more of this and I’ll start going gray.”

You didn’t respond, staring at Lily’s bed in front of you. You weren’t sure if Marlene’s words would ever be enough, no matter how sure she was. Even so, the possibility was torture, the one in a billion chance enough to make you question your own recollection of Sunday. Your eyes fell on Lily’s desk, her books neatly piled, her parchment rolled to perfection. What would she say if she knew?

“Before I left I told him he had an ego made of glass,” you said with a dry laugh, the reality of how ruined everything was coming into full view. “I have no fucking clue where I pulled that one from.”

“Very poetic,” Marlene said with a sad smile. “And partially true. I would’ve said a house of cards.”

Your head fell into your hands, your words muffled, “What am I gonna do?”

“What do you want to do?” she asked softly. 

“I don’t know.”

“Do you want to forgive him?”

You laughed again. “I don’t know.”

“Are you still upset with him?” she asked. 

“I don’t know.”

“Do you want to snog him?”

You took your face out of your hands, glaring at her smug expression. You hit her on the arm, shaking your head. “You’re the worst.”

“I’m the best,” she said with a teasing grin. “Do you know how many times I’ve thought about telling James so you two can get on with it all ready? The temptation is tortuous. I’m a saint.”

“Godric, you really do sound like Black,” you said, smiling at her grimace. 

She stood up, shaking her head as she meandered around the room, swinging one of the posts of her bed. 

“Where is everyone anyway?” you asked. 

“Lily’s doing some Ancient Runes thing with Remus, which is probably hideously boring,” she drawled. “Merlin knows where Dorcas is. Why?”

You picked up your bag, the parchment with James’s birth chart still tucked inside the pages of your Charms textbook. “I don’t know, just wondering,” you said, putting on your shoes. 

“And where are you going?” she asked with a raise of her brows. 

“The Library.” 

She sat on her bed, going to grab her shoes. “I’ll come with you.” 

“You don’t have to,” you said, knowing it was the last thing she wanted to do. 

“You sure?”

“Positive.” You swung open the door, calling out over your shoulder. “I’ll be back late, I’m gonna do my Astronomy observation tonight.”

“Have fun,” she called, sing-song and sarcastic. “We’re finishing this conversation later!”

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You walked down the long aisles of the Library, weaving your way towards the Divination section. You found your tried and true reference for birth charts and horoscopes, The Astrologists Handbook by Penelope Dalca, hauling it back through the shelves towards the tables. 

When you came to the open study room, scanning the tables for a free spot, you immediately ducked back behind the shelves, your heart beginning to race. Lily and Remus were at a table with a few other students, though they had not seemed to notice you, peering down at an array of books scattered across the surface. Lily’s auburn hair, glowing under the soft light of the Library, was piercing, an unwelcome reminder of the moral gray area you were heading towards. Your fingers curled around the edges of your book, holding it tightly to your chest. 

Slowly, you inched your way back into the aisle, scampering towards a more secluded area. Surrounded by the well stocked though barely visited poetry section, you set your things down at a small table, taking out your quill and parchment. 

After nearly two hours, you believed you had as good of a reading as you were capable of. Your parchment was a scribbled mess, James’s birth chart dissected and put back together again in front of you. Much of it made sense, though you had to keep in mind the greatest weakness in the art of astrology: free will. The stars were simply a starting point, the rest comes from nurture, the life one leads not only in initial upbringing, but the people you meet, the places you go, the things you are able, or unable, to learn. His chart is the one in which he was born to, though the James of the current day was decades ahead, filled with experiences both known and unknown to you. As Quattlebaum had put it so aptly, “...forever shifting to accommodate the bends on time.” With this in mind, you read it over one more time.

Sun, personal identity: Aries, the youngest sign, active, independent, brave, can be bold, inpatient, often lives in the moment, innovative, tenacious 

Moon, emotions: Aries, passion, faces problems head-on, intense desires, not prone to sulkiness (though it can occur), outward confidence 

Mercury, logic and communication: Pisces, open to possibilities, tactful 

Venus, relationships: Pisces, playful, cares for many, may lie to prevent heartache, attracted to being the savior or the saved

Mars, force and drive: Aquarius, rebellion, freedom, adept at getting his way (no kidding)

-7 Opposition between Mars & Pluto: tendency to impose will upon others, may modify Mars traits = magnetic quality, possessiveness

-10 Opposition between Mars & Uranus: strength in overcoming obstacles 

Jupiter, ethics: Capricorn, ambitious, values achievement, most successful when resourceful 

-9 Opposition between Jupiter & Lilith: tendency to go to great efforts, especially in love

Saturn, order: Capricorn, scrupulous (surprising)

Uranus, individual liberty: Leo, resolute, independence is valued

Neptune, non-egotistical liberty: Scorpio, may confuse intensity with compassion

Lilith, repressed natures: Gemini, may speak too freely in anger, leading to shame

North Node, lacking qualities: Virgo, struggles with orderliness and practicality

Next, you went through your own chart in relation to his to find points of compatibility, or incompatibility. Your fingers buzzed as you hurriedly jotted down your notes, flipping back and forth through the reference book. 

Our Suns: all ready covered

Our Moons: He is expressive, I am steady. I am understanding of his impatience and he finds me calming. Coupled with his Saturn and my Mercury, he may search for a strong emotional reaction, even at the expense of conflict. 

Our Venus’: We are opposites: magnetism or strong pull. This comes with excitement, positive & negative complications. 

His Mars vs. my Venus: he is more energetic, good for long term relationships, an overall positive.

His Pluto vs. my Saturn: I add tranquility, he brings new ideas, there are possible clashes.

His Pluto vs. my Mars: I am more easily able to see into his deeper qualities than others, understanding.  

His Jupiter vs. my Neptune: spiritually compatible, a strong draw

111 Trine Sun and Mars = positive for relationships 

94 Trine Venus and Mars = passion (good & bad)

108 conjunction Sun and Lilith = he may find me evasive or impossible to pin down. The qualities which attract may also cause conflict. This is concerning.

-88 Square Sun and Lilith: complication, suspicious fascination. Also concerning.

You didn’t know what to think. So much of your friendship had been boiled down, distilled into its most basic parts and presented in front of you, your recent fights glaringly obvious on the parchment. The qualities which attract may also cause conflict, he may lie to prevent heartache, you are evasive. Just as your eyes ran over your words again, attempting to pick out all the negative aspects, weaving them around your own faults and follies, the bell tower began to chime. You had entirely lost track of time, quickly slamming your book closed and putting your things back into your bag. Across the Library, you could hear the stragglers shuffling along the floor to leave, hushed voices saying goodnight to their classmates. 

Hoping Lily and Remus had already left by now, you placed your book back into its proper place on the shelf, saving Madam Pince the trouble. You were able to slip out of the Library without seeing your friends, your shameful piece of parchment making your bag grow heavy on your shoulder. 

You had missed dinner entirely, heading down to the kitchens in hope there was still something for you to grab. Thankfully, Isby had kindly saved you a plate, though she did not seem too pleased about your late arrival. Afterwards, you headed up to the Astronomy Tower, your after-curfew pass signed by Sinistra safely in your pocket. 

It was cold this time of night up in the Tower, your coat doing little to protect you. Over the years, you had gotten very good at warming charms due to your frequent late night excursions to observe the sky, a necessity if one were to seriously pursue the subject. A few other sixth and seventh years were there as well, each doing their independent studies. You peered into the telescope, looking back and forth at the large sheet of parchment on the easel in front of you. You were currently charting the movement of Ceres, a long and arduous process which your current state of mind was not completely prepared to take on. 

For hours you resisted the urge to move your telescope, to take a peek at the stars which shifted above you in their endless dance. If only Quattlebaum could see you now. “Even our muggle counterparts are aware of the power of the celestial system. They have their own traditions of believing their fate lies within the stars…they are correct, of course! But fate, I will remind you, is not the only guiding force…” 

A few of your classmates turned their head as your telescope squeaked, abruptly swiveling as you gave in to temptations. You cringed a bit at the sudden attention, glancing back down at your chart as if you were still working on it. Soon, everyone went back to their own work, leaving you to gaze at the stars in peace. You swallowed nervously as you peered into the telescope, studying the crescent moon in Aries, soon to enter Taurus.

Chapter Fifteen

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More notes: the credit for the birth chart, compatibility info, and general astrology knowledge goes to cafe astrology and astro seek!

Also during this I realized I missed the full moon...sorry for forgetting about you Remus

[rosethelonelyloser]

☆Hazbin Hotel OC‼️☆

Uh, so this is Aradia! :)

She's based on the Italian folktale from 1899, in which she's Lucifer's daughter. Although it would've made more sense to make her Charlie's half sister, I don't see Hazbin Hotel Luci having a child with anyone who isn't Lilith /e shrug besides, it's cuter anyway to think of her as their actual daughter (even though you don't have to be related to be someone's daughter ofc)

She's 125 years old in comparison to Charlie cause, well, if you subtract 200 from 2024, you'd get 1824, meaning she would've been born around that time if hazbin hotel took place in current years. So, since the Aradia folklore was written somewhere in 1899, she was born around that era/time period

I made her look more like Lilith to parallel how Charlie looks more like Lucifer :)

This is how I see their height difference, helped by searching the Internet on what the most estimated height was for the other three, so the other three's heights very well might not be canon. But overall, she's just taller than Charlie

Aradia likes gardening, baking, writing poems, and music. I also like to imagine her as an astrology geek that favours the lunar aspect of space :)

Personally, I'd say she's an ISFJ in terms of personality!

Aradia isn't around much, though, but tries to visit whenever she can (she doesn't call cause she doesn't understand modern-day technology very well, lol)

She supports Charlie's hotel cause that seems in character for her, in my opinion

This is how it happens guys trust 🔥🔥🔥

[heymrspatel]

✨✨weekly tag wednesday✨✨

i was tagged by @deedala @lingy910y @mybrainismelted @creepkinginc and @energievie 💙💙💙

name: julissa 🧚🏻‍♀️

age: a fresh 34

astrological sign: ♉🐂

upon which continent do you reside: north america

tell us how you're feeling right now using 3-5 emojis:🥱💻😧🍅💙

whats your favorite flavor of gum? i'm more of a peppermint altoids girl! but a basic spearmint would be my go to!

whats the last movie you watched? uuuh i think it was "the idea of you" (milk carton hug my beloved)

what was your worst subject in high school? chemistry 🙄

whats the job you stayed at for the shortest period of time? i worked at a fancy luggage store for like a month. it was terrible. do not recommend.

whats your favorite thing to do at an amusement park? rollercoasters! hhhhweeee!!!!

what condiments go on top of the perfect hot dog (meat or plant-based)? oh a ny style haht dawg with the works!

cincinnati chili, thoughts? i didn't even know this was a thing asldkfj sorry deanna!

do you sleep with a plushie? i do! i have three bears lol 🐻

how do you feel about thunderstorms? love them unless they feel super close, you know what i mean? big fan of the far away rumblings and light show. just stay over there.

what's the last animal you touched? my nephew, moon 🌙

grab the nearest item with words on it that ISNT a book and tell me the final word: "pollinators" - it's a packet of wildflower seeds lol

have you ever forgotten to do an assignment until the night before its due? yuuuupppp but i always whipped them up and cooked them good! 👩🏻‍🍳

i'll tag @whatthebodygraspsnot @metalheadmickey @whatwouldmickeydo @gallawitchxx @gardenerian @crossmydna @mmmichyyy @vintagelacerosette @sleepyheadgallavich @sleepyfacetoughguy @iansw0rld @darlingian @sgtmickeyslaughter @jrooc @blue-disco-lights @spookygingerr @mickeysgaymom @michellemisfit @jademickian @ardent-fox @sickness-health-all-that-shit @too-schoolforcool if you would like to play! if not, this is just me giving you a little leaf 🍃

[kakiastro]

Saturn Return

There’s so much misconceptions, fear lingering when it comes to your Saturn return and I think it’s because a lot people don’t know or truly understand the full energy of Saturn.

Who is Saturn?

- Saturn is what I like to call our “personal Government” he’s the celestial body that brings us structure and discipline in our lives. He’s also the one who teaches us the hard lessons in our lives. He rules over our career, public image, our boss, karma and time. Without Saturn , we would be lost ducks. Think of Saturn as the stern dad who placed lots of restrictions on you growing up.

Example: Let’s say you want to go to a party with your friends that involves lots of bad influences such as your so called friends but your dad (Saturn) don’t allow you to go and instead want you to stay home and do something that’s fun and safe. You sneak out and go to the party anyway. You’re having fun right, drinking and being reckless. then the police shows up to shut it down and you get arrested for being drunk and disorderly. You get go home, sobered up and grounded by your dad (Saturn).time passes and you realize these so called “friends” never called and checks up on you. The only one who has is your dad, even though you’re grounded, he still makes sure you’re okay and gives you a small lecture on discipline.

The point of this short story was to show you that we think Saturn (dad) is blocking things in our life (the party) but he really just looking out for us in long haul.

So what does this has to do with Saturn Return?

Similar to the short story example I gave, that’s how we live life the first 27 years of our existence , partying (not literally) and being stubborn until our dad (Saturn ) says “hey, it’s time to get serious about your purpose now. “

So what exactly is a Saturn Return?

Saturn Return= Coming of Age story.

Its when transit Saturn return to the same sign as your natal Saturn

Example: you were born when Saturn was in the sign of Pisces. Now Saturn is back in Pisces again so you’re going through your return

When does it start and how long does it last?

It takes every 29 years for Saturn to re-enter the sign it was in when you were born. Saturn stays in a sign for 2.5 years

It starts when you’re 27 years old. This is known as the Pre-Shadow period. Things may start to change for the better or worse for you at this time.

By the time you’re 29 years old, you’ll be going through your actual return. Depending on the degree your Saturn is in, that’s when you’ll feel it the heaviest. The actual return will last when you’re 31 years old.

However, there’s the after shadow period so really until you’re 33 years old is when you’ll be fully done with Saturn.

Then you get to do it over again in 29 years lol

What can I expect during my Saturn Return?

Short answer, it depends on your chart. This is why I believe you shouldn’t listen to other people warnings or take their horror experiences as your own because everyone single person has their own lessons, different houses, aspects. Then you have to consider culture and family upbringings place a part as well.

A Saturn Pisces 3° 4h is going to have a completely different experience from someone who has Saturn Pisces 17° 1h.

Someone who has Saturn square Mars is going to have a different experience than someone who has Saturn trine Mars

What advice do you have?

If you’re not well versed in astrology, get a Saturn return reading done to at least understand the themes of your return. Honestly, just continue living your life and stop worrying about things you can’t control. Saturn return is to help us mature and strive toward our purpose and you’ll do that on a subconscious level anyway.

I hope you enjoyed this reading and if you want a birth chart reading, I’m open! Be kind and safe y’all.

[linnienin]

🔮 S o l a r ⁕ R e t u r n ⁕ C h a r t ⁕ N o t e s 🔮 (personal 2023/2024)

I will be talking about my SR 2023/2024 chart placements that caught my eye and that i am excited/scared about for this year

(notice that my birthday is on August so i still haven't hopped in this chart yet, these are just mini personal predictions for fun)

Disclaimer: i am not a professional astrologer, i research for fun and use my personal experience mostly

If you feel the need to add something (and help me out a bit 😂, i'll appreciate it) please feel free to do so! (no rudeness tnx)

⁕ Leo rising conjunct Venus(retrograde): I am definitely feeling this energy of starting to care more for my appeareance and in these past 2 years i've been slowly discovering a new passion for fashion, makeup and all girly stuff (well, it makes sense because in my current SR chart i have venus in leo too so yep, def a current feeling). If you'd asked me before this period if i'd ever tried girly stuff i'd have laughed hard to your face. I've always been veery unbothered before, i used to be the type of nerd that only had in mind to be good at school and get good grades and be skilled at sports and crafty things. I used to view the girly girls as superficials, and i found makeup and fashion as vain (things that also my family told me). I couldn't be more wrong honestly, i now look at my past self with disappointment. Fashion and makeup are art expressions and take a lot of time, research, effort, study and practice to understand and master, and only lately, by experimenting i have fallen in love with this entire new world, now i can't possibly imagine myself not researching about these matters (i have been getting into the fashion systems' rabbit hole of Kibbe, Kitchener, Truth is beauty, Personal seasonal colour etc...).

However, i have mostly practiced these things in the comfort of my home, when my parents weren't in, and i feel like with this new solar return i'll get hopefully the courage to express myself freely even in public (Venus retrograde i guess could slow these things a bit, but the Leo rising could make me bolder, we'll see how it goes, i'm kinda excited for this not gonna lie)

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⁕ Saturn (retrograde) conjunct Karma (retrograde) in 8th house Pisces + Neptune + Nessus there too: Last time i got Saturn in 8th house it was the first time i experienced depression, but last time i didn't know astrology as i now do lol. I am still hella scared of these placements ngl, i know i will suffer because of past mistakes, and i am here to endure and renew myself for the future. I just don't know what to expect, even as an 8th house stellium in my natal chart, when there are placements in the 8h in my Solar return i tend to shut down and suffer in silence. Having Nessus and Neptune i don't know what could mean. I just hope not to get raped or abused by anyone bye 🙈

Nessus in mythology was a centaur that tried to abuse Deianeira, wife of Heracles, before being shot by an arrow from Heracles himself . His last act before dying was convincing Deianeira to give his blood (poisoned) to his husband if she wanted to ensure his love to her for eternity, and this eventually led to Heracles's death.

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⁕ Pluto in 6th house (retrograde): now, THIS, scares me A LOT. It is also squaring my NN and Chiron, I don't want health issues, not now please sigh. I think there will be a bit of a shocking change in my career, and also possibly in my everyday routine (probably i'll get more disciplined with Capricorn ruling my 6h, i could fall victim of the hoarding mentality, and if i don't seek balance this could cause sickness, so i'm noting this down for a future reminder)

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⁕ Moon in Capricorn conjunct Vertex + Pholus (5th/6th house-Placidus/Whole Signs): i am preparing myself to GROW. With the ruler of 6h,Saturn, in 8h in direct contact with the moon (sextile) i will be forced to go deep within and take responsability for my own life. The change can be sudden and unexpected (Pholus),but it will happen no matter what (Vertex). With my moon also aspecting my Sun in Virgo 2h (trine) and Jupiter in 10h (trine) it will have an impact on my career and finances.

Adding here that my NN is also conjunct my MC, so i'll definitely be focused on my path and public image

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⁕ Eros (retrograde) conjunct DC opposite Venus (retrograde): please, don't let me suffer from a fake love. The fact that Eros is also in the sign of Aquarius (the sign of my natal Juno). I can't, i'm not here to play or for a fling. Could be the return of an old flame? I usually don't like to predict my love life before i actually am interested in someone or there's some potential between me and another person, because i can hold on to expectations so all i do is being open with some boundaries. Whatever will be will be

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⁕ Aphrodite conjunct Fama in 5th house: Finally recognition for my creative talent? I mean that'd be awesome, it might be a consequence of the switch in my mentality, becoming more and more disciplined, and being more efficient and getting more stuff done so yep, it would def make sense.

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⁕ Where will i be lucky?

So, to see where i will expand and attract luck, i looked for Jupiter's position and which house it rules in my SR chart. I have it in 10th house, and i have Sagittarius in my 5th house (therefore here's a connection between these two houses and Jupiter). This gives me hope for luck for a career based on my interests and passions, and with NN in my 9th house ( the house that is originally ruled by Jupiter) it might also means that it can happen somewhere else than where i live.

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⁕ Strongest aspects (0-2 degrees):

0 degrees:

Sun opposite Saturn, Venus conjunct AC + opposite Eros , Eros conjunct DC + opposite AC/Venus , Moon sextile Karma + trine Black Moon Lilith H13 , Mercury conjunct Pallas, Aphrodite conjunct Fama

1 degree:

Mars trine Pluto, Vertex trine Sun + sextile Saturn

2 degrees:

Mars opposite Neptune + square Vertex, Mercury trine Uranus, Jupiter square AC + Venus, Pluto square NN and MC, Chiron opposite Ceres, Pholus trine Sun + conjunct Moon + sextile Saturn

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⁕ Energy of the chart:

Chart ruler: Sun (2h)

Dominant/Most aspected planet: Uranus + Pluto (both 7 aspects)

Domicile planets: Mercury in Virgo, Neptune in Pisces

Dominant element: Earth (7 planets + MC)

followed by Fire (1 planet + AC + NN + Chiron) followed by Water (2 planets) Shocker: 0 air energy

Dominant modality: Fixed + Mutable (both 5 points)

Hope you enjoyed reading!

Have a great day! ✨

P.S. I also hope i gave you some insight and tips on how to look for certain aspects in your personal SR chart 💖

[libra-stellium]

Saturn conjunct Ascendant

As a 14 degree Pisces rising this was March 12, 2024 to May 8, 2024.

"Bitch wtf is going on????" - me the entire 57 days and it's coming back around in early 2025

Notes from Saturn in Transit - Erin Sullivan

Saturn over the ascendant can be experienced as an extremely dramatic shift from "who you used to be" to "who you will be" but with a rather traumatic period of uncertainty while the no longer useful persona is sloughed off

It’s been a weird timeeeeeee like there’s some things i'm like so excited about that are a “new me” and then there’s some other stuff I’m like 💀💀💀 about and I’m gonna pretend like nothing is happening for a while longer bc this feels like too much change at once 🥲 maybe in 2025 lol my mind has been going nonstop!

The thresholding that is experienced during this time can be a shock to someone who has strongly identified with or has been identified with a particular and definite image

lol I literally introduced myself as an astrologer to someone the other day bc they mentioned astro and me being an attorney never came up and it honestly felt nice 😩 yeah my entire schooling revolved around becoming an attorney but like it doesn’t "feel" like I succeeded at it lmfao and I’m honestly not putting a lot of effort into making it feel like success either so 🙃

Understanding this necessary loss of personal identification greatly reduces stress and allows a more conscious transition into the new self image. The struggle is all about coming to terms with unconscious material in the conscious mind and vice versa

I think so much is happening in my unconscious mind bc I usually remember most of my dreams in complete detail and the last two weeks at least I know I’ve had very longgg detailed dreams but when I wake up I can’t remember it in the part of my brain that can say it into words lol I feel like I’m missing out on messages!

Saturn brings to the ascendant all the manifest experiences and control issues that have dominated the last 14 year extraverted cycle during which the individual learned how to be present and accountable in the conscious world or accomplishments, deeds, and collective goals

"I'm giving myself goals because I don't know what to do with myself if I'm not accomplishing anything." - Me in 2021 a year after getting my law degree lol I feel like it encompasses this whole thing! During this transit I wrote a list of personal goals and they're not outward things like graduation they're more like be consistent with skin care lol the other day I told my aunt I just relaxed and I didn't do anything and she was like if you're so boring why don't you go on a walk and i was like??? I didn't say that?? lol made me not want to say anything else!!

Symbolic of a descent into oneself

When I first read this I was like oooh seems zen 🧘🏾‍♀️ IT WAS NOT ZEN IVE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES!! It feels like too much pressure to know and be like "this is who I am" i just want to be a pisces rising whose personality changes whenever

Notes from Planets in Transit - Robert Hand

You will try to eliminate everything in your life that is not necessary to fulfilling responsibilities

I didn’t do many things just for fun during this time everything had a purpose. I did finish reading two books unfinished from last year and it was in an attempt to spend less time watching videos which worked!

You will become more complex and simpler at the same time

Idkkkk I’m not sure I understand what this even means

You are finishing up tasks going into a 5-8 year period of relatively quiet preparation for a new beginning

I feel like I’ll see this more in 2025 bc right now I don’t really have anything started that needed to be finished lol

You may have less freedom of movement than usual because of the pressure of circumstances and the need to get things done

A week into this I made happy hour plans and I was going to leave work extra early bc I had nothing to do and I got an assignment literally 2 hours before I was going to go! I did finish in 2 hours and went to HH but it was stressful lol

You may have to exert more effort at work in order to get the job done

For real the last month I actually had so much more work at work than usual I was working a full 8 hour day sometimes 😭 usually I have like maybe 8 hours of work a week!

Your superiors may give you even more responsibility than you would choose to have

Facts! The last few days I’ve been essentially training this girl at work and the last day of this transit I finished lol seemed fitting

Do not start out on a completely new project because in a few years you may find that you do not have the material or psychological resources to complete it

This makes me feel like it should be about something big 😂 I have not started any projects lol I did apply to a few jobs but none of them even responded to reject me so that was also unintentionally not started

Good relationships will not suffer but bad ones will break up completely

I feel like Saturn in aqua in my 12H took care of most of the bad relationships already lol so this was fine

You are withdrawing from everything in your life that is in the way of your development during the next few years

Yeah I’ve been more annoyed than usual at people around me who are making the choice to struggle just bc they don’t want to try something new 😩 it’s been making me feel like I can’t be as close to them like it’s contagious 😂

Avoid building a wall between yourself and others because they are important to you now that you are excluding those who do not belong

Yes I’ve been making it a point to actually say yes to events lol but it's hard to keep in contact with people for some reason! I forget to or think that less time has passed and then I check messages and it's been weeks!

This is a productive time

I did get a lot done! I cooked a lot of meals, I washed all my bedding that’s been sitting there since end of last year, I cleaned my fish tank, I cleaned the mildew off my bathroom walls, I put a lot of my clothes away, my recycling pile is way down, I built a storage shelf thing for under my desk, I sewed a skirt, I read and wrote a lot

Follow through on the tasks that need to be done and get your life in shape for the next phase of preparation

I’ve been intentional about this! I made a list of things I want to get out of my saturn return in my 1H and one of those things is clear skin so I’ve been consistent with the routine like actually tracking it on the calendar! Losing weight was another on that list and the last two months I was just focusing on food like getting back into cooking and the last almost 3 weeks I’ve been tracking all my food and even using a food scale. On the last day of this transit I signed up for the gym!

Overall I would give this transit 6/10 😂 the mental anguish was toooo much Omggg I hope it’s easier in 2025 and after that I’m glad I don’t have to deal with this for another 30 years

[accio-victuuri]

I don’t know if this is CPN but i am interested in all the astrology stuff when it comes to zz and wyb. so I understand if some people are not into that. During the roadshow, one of the people who attended is this 陶白白Sensei blogger ( with 18 million followers ) who posts about astrology. they describe for example what a certain zodiac sign is like and so on on their blog. they were invited to the event and was even asked to speak because WYB opened about how leo(s) like being praised. This person then described what a leo is ( intense people who will do what they set their mind to and sometimes even forget to eat or sleep. they don’t care if people laugh about them ) and people noticed how yibo was nodding along.

he agrees and seems like he knows how on point the description is for him and other leo(s). the blogger seems to think so too because of what he shared on his account.

now here comes the CPN part. Back in 9/16/2021, this blogger posted a reading about leo and libra and lots of the comments are about zz and wyb.

“Today I will talk about the pair of Leo and Libra.The short time it takes for the Leo-Libra pair to fall in love, and the heat. The sweetness of love will really far exceed everyone's imagination.”

the funny thing is his response to the people’s comments:

What's going on, every time I write this series, there will be comments. Isn't this the XX and XXX? Mysterious, after all Is it xxx and xxx??? It makes me want to knock.

( knock meaning, wants to know more about this cp for themselves. XX = XZ XXX = WYB )

So here’s some excerpts from that article. Actually, this post is just an excuse to feed my leo x libra compatibility agenda too 😂😂😂

This is pretty long but i love it. Lol. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Basically, as long as you look each other in the eye, even if you have only known each other for a week, as long as the Leo takes the initiative to express good feelings, Libra will give a response, as long as there is a response to make the Leo’s confidence increase, he will work harder to create romance.

Libra likes this feeling of being surrounded by love too much, and they will not think about the past, do not think about the future, and choose to be together when the emotional atmosphere is up.

Therefore, if you can be together quickly within a month or two of being together, if you almost feel more than a few months, that is really almost meaningful, and you will quickly calm down and feel inappropriate after being together.

To put it bluntly, as long as love makes both of them unable to recover their senses, their relationship will quickly heat up and enter a long period of love.

That is, as long as one party feels that it is not what they want, the relationship will always be stuck in that place without results.

Back to what I just said, enter the long period of love.

Why is it a long love period?

The most suitable point of Libra is actually complementarity, in intimate relationships, the lion is a person with a strong desire to express, and Libra is a person with a strong ability to appease.

The lion can find its own dependence on the other party in the process of expression, and Libra can find a sense of participation in the relationship from the time it confides in the opposite direction.

These two are people who hate hypocritical socialization, and the usual group of fox friends have long had enough, but they are too bored to participate in those time-wasting activities.

Now that someone who knows that he loves himself has appeared, he is willing to go home and call the other party for 3 hours, and he is not willing to go out and waste time and energy.

This kind of love will change the lifestyle of two people, and it will really directly become the most important part of the life of two people, and even the spiritual pillar.

To put it bluntly, lions have always been such people, but many people cannot meet the lion's longing and dependence on love, resulting in the lion himself being disappointed and does not want to rely too much on feelings.

But Libra is different, Libra really likes the feeling of having a person dependent on himself, he will not be bored or slack at all. He will answer calls as late as possible, how boring things he is willing to share, and how meaningless quarrels he will answer.

In fact, it is precisely because Libra is always righteous, he will pay special attention to the words spoken by the lion, even if the lion is guilty of deliberately looking for a sense of existence, Libra will patiently play with him.

What is this called?

In Internet parlance, this makes me understand your cute love, you understand my weirdness.

Some friends may start crying when they look at it, "It was true at the beginning, but then he changed, and the relationship between the two people deteriorated, and they couldn't go back." ”

Indeed, this is also the biggest contradiction between the feelings of these two people.

The problem now is that both of them have too much hope for this relationship and too strong a vision for the future.

In fact, these two people are very contradictory, the lion is fierce, Libra is more fierce than the lion, they often get unhappy because of a sentence that does not coincide, sulking.

But the vast majority of contradictions do not break out because they are bowing their heads for love to make way for love, not for each other.

Many times, they are angry and do not say, they are afraid of affecting their feelings, and this fear must be because two people have had an earth-shattering quarrel, so that both people are afraid of this scene again.

The key to the problem is here, these two people must really quarrel for no reason, such as today I called you you perfunctory me, tomorrow I sent you a message you did not reply in time, the day after tomorrow I asked you out to eat you said you have something, the day after tomorrow I lie down very bored you go out to play.

As long as one party is out of balance, he will suddenly burst out after chewing for a few days, and then attack the other party.

The lion is a man who cannot speak, and Libra is a man who says he will fight back.

Therefore, no matter who is looking for whose trouble, it will definitely break out into a "war".

As long as one of the two people has an unbalanced mentality, this "war" will break out regularly.

It is never because of what happened, but because of grievances.Passive people are wronged, and active people are even more wronged.

Once tired of the quarrel, the two people began to recover and think about why this relationship became like this, whether the two people are compatible, and whether there is a future, and the spiritual belief brought by the relationship will also collapse.

As I said earlier, when these two people are in love, they will leave their lives behind and start a new relationship life, when they try to return to their previous life and find that it will be easier and happier.

This relationship may never go back.

Because they have given too much in their relationship, when they start to care about who is right and who is wrong, and who pays more and who pays less, they will feel that both of them are emotional "victims".

They will feel that neither of them did anything wrong, it's the fault of their relationship, they are inappropriate people and shouldn't be together...

To be honest, I can only analyze these, and I can't help anyone.

When these two people fall in love, they will protect their exclusive feelings to the utmost, and they will not listen to outsiders at all...

The biggest problem is that they imagine their relationship too beautifully, and the blow of reality will make them suspect that their relationship has deteriorated.

Normal mind is very important, don't focus on how to keep two people from quarreling, this will only make both of them feel more wronged when there is a real quarrel.

The key to success is that after the quarrel is over, whether you can make three chapters calmly, and when you find that there is a gap between two people, whether you can go out for a walk and relax, then sit down and communicate calmly, and ease the grievances in each other's hearts.

Don't think that feelings should be sacred, so avoid talking about impurities in feelings! ! !

Only by cleaning out the impurities will the relationship last and then sublimate.

Persistence and belief are very important, and maintenance and communication are more important.

MY GOD. If this piece does not describe what we have seen and speculated about ZZ and WYB then I don’t know. It’s so clear why BXGs responded to it and how “accurate” it is. 😌😌😌

CPFs are thinking about this guy who attended the show and saw WYB, did he think about that article years ago? How people reacted to the Leo x Libra pair and he got interested with ZZ and WYB?

This also reminds me of the 95% compatibility reading.

Anyway, these boys and their love is truly favored by the Universe and even if there are obstacles, I believe they will stay together <3

[staliamazing]

weekly tag game that i'm bad at xoxo

name: sarah

age: 21

astrological sign: taurus

upon which continent do you reside: australia

tell us how you're feeling right now using 3-5 emojis: 🎃👩‍❤️‍👩🍫🤒😴

whats your favorite flavor of gum?: grape hubba bubba tape

whats the last movie you watched?: challengers! best movie oh my gosh that's why i've been reblogging so much stuff from it. i don't usually watch them so it's really blown me away. patrick zweig the man that you are.

what was your worst subject in high school?: geography! it didn't really click for me but i really hated my teacher who refused to call me my name and only called me "miss insert last name here". i say i was bad at maths but got a band 5 in it for the HSC aka like, a B/B+ for the non-aussies?

whats the job you stayed at for the shortest period of time?: an aussie lingerie company! i was only a christmas casual. it was actually my first ever job and i was very scared of the manager but it helped me rip off the bandaid.

whats your favorite thing to do at an amusement park?: bitch NOTHING. eat some ice cream and go home. i am not a thrill seeker, i hate people and not having two feet planted firmly on the ground. even then the food would probably make me sick.

what condiments go on top of the perfect hot dog (meat or plant-based)?: bbq sauce and onion. by hot dog i mean bunnings sausage sandwich.

cincinnati chili, thoughts?: very few! but chili is yum, i have been enjoying spicy stuff lately. hearty meals as it's getting to be winter!

do you sleep with a plushie?: yes! well they sleep on my bed. i get too overstimulated when i have to touch them at night cos sleep is very difficult. they are named wags and shaky and are my absolute best friends, i don't know what i'd do without them. they're a bit saggy cos they're both around as old as me.

how do you feel about thunderstorms?: not great! the last thunderstorm i endured i was HOME ALONE listening to ethel cain so safe to say i was certain it was my final, doomed hour on this earth. only in the past year have i stopped going into mums room when they get really bed. i am a naturally very fearful person who is convinced i'm unsafe a lot.

what's the last animal you touched?: my sister's cat, norton. who is being a bully to his sister so i was patting him gently and telling him to not be mean.

grab the nearest item with words on it that ISNT a book and tell me the final word: "VEGAN" - my body shop mango lip scrub because mine are always weird and chapped.

have you ever forgotten to do an assignment until the night before its due?: most certainly not! if it's the night before and it's not done, that's a purposeful choice. i'm not sure what it is in me but if i feel like i'm gonna flop i just. stop. can't fail me if i already failed MYSELF, babygirl.

thanks for tagging me @iansw0rld aka the only person who will read this probs LOL. they're fun!

@randomuser-05 if you wanna add some answers u can xoxo

[uyuforu]

Private Reading Feedback

By an Anon: “Firstly, the first house was correct I’ve been trying to eat healthy and work out a bit more. The 2nd house hit SOOOOOOO hard because I have been having a difficult time with saving money these few couple months and it’s starting to irritate me, because all I want is money in my pocket for a good period of time. So I have been trying to be very limited on how much I eat out and everything. 

I know it’s still early to say these things though the fact that it’s coming up now is crazyyyy. And the “be realistic with certain ideas” yes literally I’ve been trying to turn off my “delusional thoughts” off and starting taking things a little more seriously because we are becoming a grown adult. The things that are already starting is really scaring me, like how you were able to be so precise on the details and what you observed happened in the chart, when it came to the aspects I felt like you had that down so well. I really like how it was not serious it calm and fun, you even mentioned that this is not meant for real things to happen. It is meant for things to read about lightly. Which I feel like more Astrologers should make true that not everything is true, but the reading was lighthearted and I loved it. 

I believe the 4th house, the way everything is taking place with my family, it hits WAYYYYY too close to home. 5th house I don’t know how to flirt? lol either way, I mean the month just started so we’ll see. I don’t know if cooking is a hobby, though I have been getting back into it more lol. These are things I see prominently popping up, and I still haven’t seen everything else but that does not mean it’s not coming up  or maybe it just means something else that came up differently. I loved the reading I thought it was very nice and comforting realistic but it is made for something to look back on, hopefully I’ll do another chart reading and I’ll let you know how the end of this lunar return goes."

Type of Reading: Lunar Return Chart

Pages: 5

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